Thread 723294551

How come nobody has made a Kuromi-Baku collectathon with co-op features? It's the perfect game to reel girls into vidya and would sell well anyway.

man shut the fuck up, what a shitty fucking thread holy shit

>>723294551 (OP)
>their face when they see your dick

>>723294792
nigga if you don't like it close your eyes lmao.

>>723294551 (OP)
Well i guess if you move Baku in on Island Adventure then ask him to join you Kuromi is mandatory to follow and then you can spend the next few hours collecting items.
Give me a desktop game but with all Sanrio characters going about their business.

>>723294551 (OP)
bvild for sex

>>723295249
I mean all Sanrio characters weaken it, I want to see more of Kuromi's bratty personality and Baku's big-bro optimism. Kuromi's been neutered in recent years to sell her as a brand, but all her charm comes from being a punky childish girl.

Absolutely NONE of the Sanrio™ characters would EVER date a human guy, not in the anime, and ESPECIALLY not in vidjea

>>723295710
True but she also had some character growth depending on which line happened, For me it's the pretty journey. (best end IMO)
Maybe the Freeze tag game that's getting a English release might be good, Both Kuromi and Baku are chasers and the item hunting is the other cast.

>>723296114
yes they would.

I wish kuromi was real

Kuromi sexo

>>723294551 (OP)
With all the Kuromi marketing that's still been happening, a more easygoing platformer would probably do pretty alright
If it had co-op it'd definitely be a Kuromi & My Melo game tho, as much as I have come to love Baku
>>723296115
Heh didn't think anyone else would post the chart I made, tho just remember that I made it up for funsies

born in 1991 and I always ignored hello kitty because it was dumb shit for girls. Now my kid is obsessed with kuromi and my melody and seeing either of them sexualized is offputting

>>723307827
Very accurate Anon, well done.

>>723294551 (OP)
It would be too sexy

>>723301410
I wish she could materialize into the real world as this macro kaiju sized entity, god imagine her as a giantess.

nakadashi kuromi

>>723308337
I'm not the same as you but I have gone from seeing people wanting to fuck kuromi, to preferring the cute official art that gets posted on twitter
I now just wanna hug My Melody more than anything

>>723296114
Except for Jewelpet where each season we had at least one pet lusting after a human

>>723308337
I feel like I've read this exact same post in a previous thread

>>723311441
Just hug a bag of trash, it's basically the same thing

>>723311629
>at least one pet lusting after a human
Human men? not interested otherwise

>>723312074
Yes

>>723312343
REPEATED PETTING SESSIONS WITH GARNET

>>723294551 (OP)
Sounds lame

Kuromi and My Melody are fwends

>>723296114
Then explain this

>>723312723
My sweet Piano

>>723311441
My Melody sucks dicks
Fuck yeah Kuromi

>>723294551 (OP)
>reel girls(male) into vidya

>>723313961
I'd wear Kuromi merch if I was 10 years younger

>>723313678
My Melo is very precious even if I'd never ask her to take care of me when I'm sick

>>723312343
>>723312476
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN

>>723312791
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FANTASIZES ABOUT GETTING FUCKED AND IMPREGNATED BY HUMAN MEN

>>723312914
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE DESTROYS WORLDS

>>723316214
Someone should post the webm already

>>723316808
yeah, the (webm) of her being macro sized.
putting the autism aside, honestly I'd kiss garnet because I love pink cats, I'm incredibly weak to pink things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_JbzQWDo8o
Is Mcdonald's good for you?

>>723318174
No mcdonalds makes you fat.

tdm sexxoooo

>>723319116
There's zero evidence to suggest McDonald's makes tdms fat

>>723319478
Just look at this mcdonald’s ad and tell me it didn’t make them fat

>>723320169
>Are you sure this will help us sell more burgers?

>>723294551 (OP)
I want to make a simple kuromi game. Any ideas?

>>723321480
burgers?

Kuromi!

>>723321674
Kirby Great Cave Adventure type Kuromi's MariLand Castle Raid. Be sure to put the kuromi 5 girls in.

>>723321674
A Hat in Time style platformer, filled with puzzles and close up on Kuromi's ass when she crawls through tight spaces.

>>723294551 (OP)
I like the pudding dog

>>723322427
I like his butthole

>>723321674
A game with My Melody and Kuromi where Melo has to fatten Kuromi big enough to use her to solve puzzles like activating weighted platforms or blocking pipes

>>723321674
A game with My Melody and Kuromi where Melo has to buffen Kuromi swole enough to use her to solve puzzles like lifting weighted platforms or blocking pipes

I was in a shop with Kuromi stuff recently and her hat was purple instead of black, both on the art and merchandise. Explain?

>>723311783
Because it was me lmao

>>723323517
Jinx/Mr Popo situation
Black is racist

For me, its Cinnamoroll

>>723296114
why is Kris Deltarune there

>>723318352
How the hell are you supposed to have sex with her? Or she is just for kissing and cuddling?

SO HERE I AM DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

>>723324226
you tell me

>>723323517
Because black lacks depth and detail, while purple allows for shading and highlights that make the design easier to read. Purple is still a dark color and it fits well with her white skin and pink skull, so they use it a lot

>>723324226
Jewelpets can use magic

>>723325213
she's such a bad bitch tho

>>723324476
>>723325213
How did they get away with this

>>723324476
>>723325213
Ok but I mean how would stick your pp in her? She's too small

There's not enough porn of Kuromi taking Baku's massive tapir cock out there

Kuromifriends...

>>723324226
They are very stretchy.

>>723329382
jewelpets have a big butt for a reason

>>723329768
What a fatty

>>723329768
Wouldn't it be funny if diana made herself big like that one and had an ass that fat then proceeding to completely smother you as she casually takes your offer to provide yourself as a seat for her, just thinking out loud.
that and I heard she dislikes bananas.

>>723330774
She likes bananas considerably.

>>723330880
I wish she was given a grander finale for herself than her faggot twink looking brother, that's the only problem I have because her high and mighty attitude she had in this was the only good thing about this series of jewelpet.
but I truly want her to fucking sit on me and treat me like fodder, not normal sized because that does nothing for me.

>>723312723
Bestest friends

>>723330774
>banana

>>723294551 (OP)
safe altgirl

>>723332315
I like when they get along. And not in the western cartoon whey where everyone is just nice.

>>723296115
I want a show about this Kuromi. Just living her life, not tied down with all she've been through and done.

>>723328759
They got away with a bunch of things

>>723326784
She had a hard life

>>723335018
she's making my life hard and by my life i mean my penis

>>723335018
No she didn't, being a tdm is the easy life

>>723332619
Agree, I'd even say it makes sense
At least in the first two seasons, Kuromi's flashbacks in OMM show it was everyone BUT My Melo that was mean or neglectful of her - her parents didn't seem like bad people but them going all 'if only you were like my melo' isn't what Kuromi needed

All of that is intentional, it's part of the comedy, but it shows that they could've been friends if things worked differently, and it's why works where they are don't feel out of nowhere to me

>>723332315
Blessed pic
>>723332619
I'm hoping the Netflix series wins some sort of award. So much love and care put into it.

>>723329382
Very carefully

tdm tdm game...

>>723323864
Same but not pedo

>>723295249
>:oD