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Anonymous No.723298032 >>723298434 >>723298778 >>723298821 >>723298992 >>723299089 >>723299261 >>723300365 >>723300526 >>723303861 >>723304039 >>723304057 >>723307738 >>723307858 >>723308497 >>723313968 >>723314318 >>723314820 >>723318567 >>723321054
on god bruh the graphics is crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H34ZUA-DD3M
Anonymous No.723298193 >>723298382 >>723298863 >>723299084
>slightly increased resolution
>extra 15 feet of draw distance
NINTENDO DOES IT AGAIN POKEMON IS SAVED TAKE MY $80
Anonymous No.723298382
>>723298193
scientifically accurate depiction of shiggy starving if the games were a penny under $80
Anonymous No.723298434
>>723298032 (OP)
I'm gonna pay the goy tax for this! OH MY GOD I WILL PAY!
Anonymous No.723298437 >>723316867
>and overpriced console with zero games, for a gradation of AA 'improvement'
>"next gen"
Anonymous No.723298778
>>723298032 (OP)
Erm... pokesissies? I thought our games were more h*cking advanced than this?
Anonymous No.723298821 >>723298961 >>723299036 >>723299307 >>723300467 >>723300702 >>723300840 >>723300859 >>723303661 >>723303957 >>723303969 >>723304039 >>723305303 >>723305346 >>723305816 >>723307930 >>723309121 >>723311078 >>723311618 >>723311803 >>723312382 >>723312741 >>723313370 >>723314267 >>723314330 >>723314419 >>723315617 >>723315720 >>723318895 >>723319349 >>723320714 >>723321179 >>723321242 >>723322374
>>723298032 (OP)
Hows the gameplay?
Anonymous No.723298863 >>723315363
>>723298193
The sad part: Tendies will still buy it.
Anonymous No.723298961
>>723298821
>still turn based but with fake gameplay added to it
fucking grim, and worst thing millions of retards are going to pay $80 + tip for it
Anonymous No.723298992 >>723304146
>>723298032 (OP)
>tertiary acting like its not a switch1 game with a late port.
Im getting tired of those yourube cultists comming there to meme while admitiΜ‚g they dont play games
Anonymous No.723299036
>>723298821
beyond janky and stiff
Anonymous No.723299061
>launches tomorrow so there won't be any Famitsu numbers until next week
Anonymous No.723299084 >>723299164 >>723299186 >>723300814 >>723301490
>>723298193
It's 720p30 on Switch vs. 1440p60 on Switch 2, so 4x the resolution and double the performance. Textures are also better. It's stupid they didn't fix the buildings, though.
>$80
Why can't you stop lying about it for even a second?
You think $70 is not bad because then you would have to criticise Sony and MS as well?
Anonymous No.723299089 >>723299159 >>723299178 >>723299215
>>723298032 (OP)
I already preordered it
Gonna seethe? I mean what else can you do lol?
Anonymous No.723299112 >>723299146 >>723299242 >>723299770 >>723303238 >>723312684 >>723315438 >>723318753
Anonymous No.723299146
>>723299112
Fucking kino
Anonymous No.723299159
>>723299089
I already cancelled my copy
Gonna seethe? I mean what else can you do lol?
Anonymous No.723299164 >>723299374
>>723299084
>You think $70 is not bad because then you would have to criticise Sony and MS as well?
Yeah they suck as well.
Now let's get back to the topic?
Anonymous No.723299178
>>723299089
>not buying 2 copies to support the indie company gamefreak
Anonymous No.723299186 >>723299823
>>723299084
What if you want all the content available on launch
Anonymous No.723299215 >>723300069
>>723299089
I already pirating my copy
Gonna seethe? I mean what else can you do lol?
Anonymous No.723299242 >>723299548 >>723301527
>>723299112
>quite literally no difference in sw2 docked and undocked
Nintendo-sama... I fucking kneel... an overpriced console with no real upgrades or QOL? I shall pay... 60 dollars plus tip? I shall present my wallet... finished game content presented as DLC? You are too kind... it should be another game entirely... for the same price as this masterpiece slop kino... I shall pay the extra 20 dollars...
Anonymous No.723299261
>>723298032 (OP)
g*d that's so heckin' amazing
Nintendo is two generations ahead
Anonymous No.723299307 >>723315103
>>723298821
Who approved this?
Literally who looked at Pokemon battles and thought
>BRO, YOU KNOW WHAT THESE NEED? AIMLESS RUNNING AROUND BY BOTH TRAINERS!
Like, I'd get if we transitioned from the trainer to directly playing as the Pokemon and have some sort of real time combat but jesus fucking christ this just looks like dogshit
Anonymous No.723299374 >>723315392 >>723318262
>>723299164
Let's get back to it, then. Why did you feel the need to lie about this game being $80?
Anonymous No.723299443
Apologize.
Anonymous No.723299548 >>723299748
>>723299242
>Can't see a difference between 2160p and 1080p
Let me guess. You can't afford anything better than gtx1060, or PS4
Anonymous No.723299748 >>723299873
>>723299548
AIEEEEEEEEEE! YES SIR, I SHOULD PAY EVEN MORE MONEY FOR LITERALLY NO QUALITY DIFFERENCE! WHAT'S THAT, A SWITCH 2 "UPGRADE" FOR ONLY 40 HECKING DOLLARS!?!?!?!?!??! EVEN THOUGH THE SWITCH 2 SHOULD BE BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE AND THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT DOING THIS TO SCAM PEOPLE???!??!???!???!?!?? THAT'S. SO. FUCKING. GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU GAMEFREAKSAMA JUST INJECT THE FUCKING SLOP RIGHT INTO MY VEINS OH MY GOD IT'S SO YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.723299770 >>723300119
>>723299112
Only maniacs would give $79.99+tip to a "game" like this.
Anonymous No.723299823 >>723299919
>>723299186
>A fucking leaf chiming in a conversation about American dollars
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you want to get everything on day 1, you buy the game for $70 (American dollars, you fucking leaf) because the expansion isn't coming out until a few months later.
Why didn't you sperg out about Digimon being $70 (American dollars, you fucking leaf) with $50 (American dollars, you fucking leaf) DLC?
Anonymous No.723299873
>>723299748
Nice meltie. Keep it up
Anonymous No.723299919 >>723300216
>>723299823
Nice meltie. Keep it up
Anonymous No.723300069
>>723299215
Call you an ESL lol
Anonymous No.723300119 >>723300282
>>723299770
I buyed boughted it
I have money
Stay mad, stay seethe, stay free
Anonymous No.723300216 >>723300317
>>723299919
NTA but you're a fucking faggot. Nobody cares what's happening in your shit country.
Anonymous No.723300282 >>723300323
>>723300119
Maybe you can boughted a grammar book next time.
Anonymous No.723300317
>>723300216
Nice meltie. Keep it up
Anonymous No.723300323
>>723300282
Maybe you can learn the latest memes next time unc
Anonymous No.723300365
>>723298032 (OP)
where amogus?
Anonymous No.723300407 >>723300514 >>723300574 >>723305746
YOU FUCK WITH NINTENDO?
Anonymous No.723300454
No Serena. No buy.
Anonymous No.723300467 >>723307862 >>723315117
>>723298821
Gimme one good reason why you couldn't just start stomping the shit out of that little pink bitch.
Anonymous No.723300514
>>723300407
I'm surprised they're still releasing games on Switch seeing as how they're so autistic with emulations. You'd think they would settle for being 2 exclusive to get all the sales they can before it's inevitably cracked.
Anonymous No.723300526 >>723300716
>>723298032 (OP)
after seeing this I have lost faith in nintendo and gamefreak.

funny how cod can put in 700m and still make profit while nintendo is a greedy as fuck and only give them 13m and the game runs like shit.
Anonymous No.723300574
>>723300407
based Nintendo has eradicated these malicious parasites. These cockroaches do not deserve high quality Nintendo games
Anonymous No.723300702
>>723298821
I could get this same exact experience in VRchat in a pokemon RP world.
Anonymous No.723300716 >>723301012
>>723300526
>make as much money as CoD (same sales, same game prices)
>spend a hundred times less
Anonymous No.723300774
It's mind boggling how you people think Nintardo will ever give a fuck about the quality of Pokemon games when they literally print money with the constantly sold out trading cards.
Anonymous No.723300802
Don't care, still buying it for my partner's boyfriend
Anonymous No.723300814
>>723299084
>b-but it's better than the turd on the Switch, now it's a polished turd
Anonymous No.723300840 >>723301916
>>723298821
Is the damage to the trainer even relevant in any way?
Anonymous No.723300859 >>723300987 >>723301916 >>723301935 >>723312382
>>723298821
I don’t get it, what does this add
Anonymous No.723300987
>>723300859
It's a tiny bit more dynamic.
The iteration that'll come out in about 15 years might start looking impressive.
Anonymous No.723301012
>>723300716
It's an unmitigated success.
Anonymous No.723301490 >>723304362 >>723321807
>>723299084
Got my switch 2 copy for 59,-. If you are paying msrp, you're a retard
Anonymous No.723301527 >>723301678
>>723299242
Compared to other handhelds on the market, the switch 2 is super cheap, selling at 50% lower
Anonymous No.723301678
>>723301527
>other handhelds
Haha yeah totally, other handhelds such as..............................
Anonymous No.723301916
>>723300840
Yeah. You know how the trainer "whites out" if you lose all your Pokemon? It's possible to white out if you get attacked directly too much and lose automatically. This doesn't happen in trainer battles since those have rules, but it can happen in wild battles and bosses.
>>723300859
In addition to the above, your Pokemon will follow you when not executing a move, so it's possible to avoid enemy attacks by leading your Pokemon away. There are better ways they could have implemented that like a move command, but it's something.
Anonymous No.723301935
>>723300859
Stop asking questions just consume product
Anonymous No.723302789 >>723303551
URBAINE?
Anonymous No.723303238 >>723315541 >>723316341
>>723299112
>720p with 30fps in 2025
Do people really?
Anonymous No.723303479 >>723303504
i am a good goyim who loves to slurp nigger cum right out of my wife's pussy, so i'll be buying it along with dlc!
Anonymous No.723303504
>>723303479
Why does no one post the sped up version of this
Anonymous No.723303551
>>723302789
french twinks erotic
Anonymous No.723303661
>>723298821
Much better than the same old turn based
Anonymous No.723303730 >>723318902
What do you call it when someone gives you two bad choices, but makes one just a bit better so you feel like you’re making the right decision by picking it?
Anonymous No.723303861 >>723305606
>>723298032 (OP)
Fuck the gameplay any nice pokebitches or is it just androgynous tranny looking girls like Scarlett and violet.
Anonymous No.723303896
Finally, a game to Switch 2 boypussy over...
Anonymous No.723303957
>>723298821
Blud what is this skullemoji
Anonymous No.723303969
>>723298821
I don't get it, why did it work for Digimon World but not this?
Anonymous No.723304039
>>723298032 (OP)
>>723298821
This same console runs the Xenoblade games. Boggles the mind
Anonymous No.723304057
>>723298032 (OP)
yes i will pay 500€ for a switch 2
yes i will pay 80€ for pokemon za for switch 2
yes i enjoy gaming
yes you will keep seething
Anonymous No.723304146
>>723298992
I mean, how were they meant to know there was going to be a Switch 2? Literally nothing they could of have done.
Anonymous No.723304362 >>723305115
>>723301490
We can go lower
Anonymous No.723305115 >>723305339 >>723306086
>>723304362
>Australian prices include tax
Seems like it's only burgers who are getting fucked over by the price.
Anonymous No.723305303 >>723306264
>>723298821
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT THIRD BEST SELLING FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME
FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELF NINTODLERS
Anonymous No.723305339
>>723305115
>best seller
Anonymous No.723305346 >>723305394
>>723298821
It's like if Xenoblade was made by retards.
Anonymous No.723305394
>>723305346
So... Xenoblade.
Anonymous No.723305606 >>723315668
>>723303861
Taunie's legs are pure sex. The professor is cute too. And Emma's ass is quite the spectacle. So yes, there are cuties. Play as a boy, so you get access to Taunie. You can dress as a femboy if you really want too.
Anonymous No.723305746
>>723300407
Oh god kotaku will make another article about why Japan is a chud nation and how they need to get bombed again.
Anonymous No.723305816
>>723298821
Aww hell yeah I love Digimon World 1
Anonymous No.723306086
>>723305115
Thats the thing, everyone outside of America is used to games costing the equivalent 80-100 buckaroos since this gen started, so the fact that they scream and seethe now is fucking hilarious meanwhile tendo games in general are now cheaper than vast majority of AAA vidya.
Anonymous No.723306264 >>723307641
>>723305303
Most of the money is in the card game, which nobody actually plays.
Anonymous No.723307641
>>723306264
>Most of the money is in the card game
Factually false, retard. Most of it comes from merch.
Anonymous No.723307738 >>723308427
>>723298032 (OP)
nintenjeets will still buy this slop lol
Anonymous No.723307824
You know whats hilarious? That if /v/ is this mad about this is because this place is full of pathetic millennials who want to play Pokemon.
Hell, this place ate up fucking Palworld just because of how desperate it is to play Pokemon.

What the fuck can an adult see in this crap? Even when I was 12 I thought Pokemon was absolutely retarded.
Anonymous No.723307858
>>723298032 (OP)
Did they make it in Unity?
Anonymous No.723307862
>>723300467
That's the kind of thing Team Rocket would do and Team Rocket are a bunch of no good evil doing niggers. You wouldn't want to be a Team Rocket nigger would you?
Anonymous No.723307930 >>723308639
>>723298821
>you can kick pokemon
based
Anonymous No.723308427 >>723308743
>>723307738
Does nintendo even exist in India?
Anonymous No.723308497
>>723298032 (OP)
it look like native vs dlss
Anonymous No.723308639
>>723307930
No, you can't. That was Clefairy's tackle.
Anonymous No.723308743 >>723308891
>>723308427
browns are extremely vulnerable to marketing that targets their maturity
Anonymous No.723308891
>>723308743
Guess that explains the $100 fridge magnets
Anonymous No.723309121
>>723298821
MMO tier.
Anonymous No.723310486
It kinda bothers me how low the quality of Pokemon has fallen.
Anonymous No.723310576
>it's a return to form
Anonymous No.723310775 >>723310931
Real talk. Are nintendo fans retarded or somehow differently mentally challenged? I see absolutely pathetic gameplay videos of multitude of their "hits" with plethora of maniacal fans, and it all looks like a 5 bucks worth mobile games. Amazing phenomenon, on par with apple cultism
Anonymous No.723310931 >>723311190
>>723310775
Retarded comparison considering shit like Genshin, ZZZ and other gachas are on par with what you get on shitty Playstation/PC games.
Anonymous No.723311078
>>723298821
wait i actually kinda like this
Anonymous No.723311190 >>723311282 >>723311562
>>723310931
What are you talking about? ZZZ alone is at least 10 years if not more ahead of the likes of any Pokemon in terms of characters, attacks, movement fluidity, combat, environment, etc.
Anonymous No.723311282
>>723311190
Am saying it's retarded to compare Nintendo games to mobile games because hoyoslop easily is toe to toe with AAA slop on playstation/PC
Anonymous No.723311562
>>723311190
Why are the people like you critiquing this game such fucking retards? ZZZ or any other hoyoverse game doesn't even exist on Switch and it's not because of the user base. It obviously is too heavy to run, and none of the other games are even close to the same gameplay as Legends Z-A.
Anonymous No.723311618
>>723298821
DQXI's weird battle camera thing is better than this lol
Anonymous No.723311803
>>723298821
Anonymous No.723312382 >>723314683
>>723298821
>>723300859
At lvl 4-5 when the game starts? Not much.
At later levels you can get moves like protect to actively counter hard hitting moves from your opponents like they would in the anime. Plus, I'm not sure about this, but it looks like you can possibly order your pokemon to reposition out of the way of certain moves, but I'm not sure if that's just for boss fights tbf.
I'm probably the only nigga still interested in this game on /v/ lmao
Anonymous No.723312684
>>723299112
>upscaled
whats the actual resolution of the game?
Anonymous No.723312741
>>723298821
Oh no no no no AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA wtf is this shit
Anonymous No.723313370 >>723314537
>>723298821
How is it legal in their world? this is the equivalent of dog or chicken fights
Anonymous No.723313761
I only have a switch 1 so can't wait to enjoy this in 30 fps :3
Anonymous No.723313968
>>723298032 (OP)
is this one of those spot the difference games?
Anonymous No.723314267 >>723316496
>>723298821
This is kind of disingenuous.
You don't need to move around your character that much for the most part.
Anonymous No.723314318
>>723298032 (OP)
I saw the thumbnail and thought we were getting Megaman Legends 3 news finally. I hate you for this.
Anonymous No.723314330
>>723298821
Spam moves on cooldown. Moving around in real time makes an extremely small difference to the battle. Somehow LESS strategy than the literal baby game it was before.
Anonymous No.723314419
>>723298821
It's like they tried to copy Monolith Soft homework, applied it to Pokemon and failed at it lmao.
Anonymous No.723314537
>>723313370
The PokΓ©mon like it
Anonymous No.723314683 >>723315248
>>723312382
Nah a lot of people are interested what you’re seeing is lashing out by autismos over the Nat dex (yes it is still going)
Anonymous No.723314820 >>723314869
>>723298032 (OP)
Oh I know how these work! You just go cross-eyed and you can immediately spot all the differences!
Anonymous No.723314869
>>723314820
Satania sexo.
Anonymous No.723315103
>>723299307
The trainers run around because, like in Legends Arceus, when you're not battling other trainers, you're required to run around and escape wild PokΓ©mon attacks. Trainer battles are just an extension of that
Anonymous No.723315117
>>723300467
That's breaking the NAP
Anonymous No.723315248
>>723314683
I was even one of those skipped Sword/Shield b/c of Dexit and handholding, but the gameplay changes with Arceus and S/V won me back over to being a casual fan.
Online discourse can line up with reality and sales, but that new Sonic Racing game, and even AC Shadows to a lesser extent, showed that sometimes we're still way out of sync with normies.
Anonymous No.723315363
>>723298863
>I only play games with good graffix even if they aren't fun!!!
Games that look like shit can still be fun, but retarded troons like you are why shitty gotcha games are so successful
Anonymous No.723315392
>>723299374
Game isn't even worth $30. Why do you feel the need to gargle corporate cock?
Anonymous No.723315438
>>723299112
>upscaled 1080p on handheld
Anonymous No.723315541
>>723303238
Can you really classify someone who purchases a children's toy specifically so they can bing bing wahoo in public as a person?
Anonymous No.723315617
>>723298821
Someone argued this is pure kino. Pokken Tournament is better holy shit
Anonymous No.723315668
>>723305606
Ok homo
Anonymous No.723315720 >>723316752
>>723298821

>from the producer who played Xenoblade
Anonymous No.723316341
>>723303238
Eh it's handheld mode
but still
Anonymous No.723316496
>>723314267
But spamming every attack off cooldown is good gameplay?
Anonymous No.723316752
>>723315720
Kek
Anonymous No.723316867
>>723298437
zero games
yep
Anonymous No.723317371 >>723317649
Isn't it always like that? Everyone angry at gamefreak, yet the games sell great. I also preordered and look forward playing because I don't mind that it's not perfect and graphics are meh. But
>comfy Paris setting
>cities > empty nature
>fun gameplay
>qt gals to meet
>addictive catching mechanics
>collecting is fun

On the contrary I can't finish DK Bananza because I get bored after few levels. I guess tastes are just different
Anonymous No.723317649
>>723317371
slurpy slurp!
Anonymous No.723318262
>>723299374
Did you consider he might be Canadian?
Anonymous No.723318567
>>723298032 (OP)
>switch 2 has missing shadows
LMAO
Anonymous No.723318753
>>723299112
So playing the game docked on a Switch 2 is the only somewhat sane way to experience it? And yet a ton of retards would sit in bed and play it at 1080p, but hey, at least they're getting 60FPS! Not that they would care or notice the difference. A lot of Nintendo fans seem to enjoy games at 30 FPS or just have gotten used to it, so I guess playing it 720p 30FPS is fine. The game even runs on a Nintendo Switch 1, so all the people who couldn't afford a Switch 2, or didn't upgrade can still play it, despite it running at fucking 720p 30FPS and looking worse. I don't even think it's about visuals for them. They just want to "EXPERIENCE LE NEW POKEMON GAME OMG!" They don't recognize it's a shit experience. They just like the fact that they can play it on a Switch 1. If you docked on a 4K TV on a Switch 2, it'd probably make their heads explode seeing the difference in FPS and resolution. And we're not even talking drastically, but it'd be clear and not blurry, and you'd see everything moving faster/smoother. Playing it on a Switch 1 just means the entire game will be a blurry/smeary/oily mess at 30FPS. That's the entire experience, and most people don't give a shit. It's insanity to me. At least on a Switch 2 you can somewhat get a decent experience, especially if you play it in docked mode. The visuals themselves are shit, so even upscaled to 4K it probably won't make the game look super good, but it's better than playing it blurred, and at least you'll get 60 FPS. Legends of Arceus looked like shit and everyone ate it up regardless, and we're talking a Switch 1 game that was just 720p 30FPS I'm assuming.
Anonymous No.723318895
>>723298821
I maintain this is an execution problem and not an idea problem. If this was a Jolteon fucking zipping around jumping off walls and shit like in the anime, it would be loved.
Anonymous No.723318902
>>723303730
democracy
Anonymous No.723318959 >>723319232
but is the game any good?
Anonymous No.723319085
Why do Pokemon games let boys have long hair?
Anonymous No.723319232
>>723318959
No
Anonymous No.723319349 >>723320725
>>723298821
So this is the power of Nintendo hardware in 2025....
Anonymous No.723320714
>>723298821
Anonymous No.723320725 >>723320874
>>723319349
Yeah, took them, what, eight years to roughly match a PS4 when Sony's already jumped to PS5.
Anonymous No.723320874
>>723320725
>ps4
early ps3 looks better than that.
Anonymous No.723321054
>>723298032 (OP)
Anonymous No.723321179
>>723298821
>escape from the battle zone!
Nah, I'd win.
Anonymous No.723321242
>>723298821
>as a kid imagine the future of crazy dynamic battles like in the anime
>decades later we get this
Any fucking competent developer could have given us this shit a decade or more ago.
Anonymous No.723321807
>>723301490
nigga you bought LZA, you're a retard regardless
Anonymous No.723322374
>>723298821
Don't be retarded. I could just ask easily bring up footage of the first route 1 trainer in any Pokemon game.
Anonymous No.723322529
Why doesn't Pokemon have sexy hebes anymore?