Thread 723313905

>Mindbroken by the success of the Switch
>Mindbroken by the success of the Switch 2
>Mindbroken by the success of Mario Kart World
>Mindbroken by the success of Nintendo's DLC expansions
>Mindbroken by the prices of products they supposedly don't even want to buy
>Mindbroken by a Pikmin animation
>Mindbroken by "Nintendo Killers" like Sonic or Palworld flopping and being killed themselves instead
>Mindbroken by Metroid on a bike

How can a toy company produce so much mental illness in its detractors? Seriously. The amount of meltdowns I'm seeing lately towards Nintendo is off the charts and it's clear that these people are legitimately mentally unwell. I am afraid that some of them will commit suicide or terrorist attacks after they see the holiday sales numbers.

>>723313905 (OP)
>a toy company
You're saying it yourself,
>not videogames.

>>723313905 (OP)
*punches you hard in the face to break your nose then grabs your head and holds your face right up against mine and burps on the wound*

brown people should have never been given internat access. i dont understand how its the least bit profitable.

Console wars are for dumb faggots

How are tendies so mindbroken that everytime someone criticizes anything made by nintendo they call them 'mindbroken'?

>>723313905 (OP)
>Rushitter
Get Out

>>723313973
>>723313986
Yugioh is videogames dakethough
>>723315512
frick off

>>723313973
You're on 4chan you fucking braindead newfag kys

>>723314238
Certainly because the "critics" themselves are trying too hard to find issues where there are none, like the drama over the Terms of Service amongst several other things.
Although the 'mindbroken' part is not exclusive to Nintendo but also true for other topics like
>Silent Hill f (calling the game 'woke' or 'feminist')
>Hollow Knight Silksong (calling the main character a' slut' because she has a much higher lifespan than everyone else in the game)
>anything yuri (because of the obsession over IRL politics and trannies)

it's fucking impossible to talk to nintendofags in good faith anymore

>>723313905 (OP)
I swear nothing would make them more pissed off than seeing MP4 becoming a great success as well. If it could sell something like 10 million it'd ruin a lot of their propaganda narratives

>>723320141
notice how you only think in terms of sales and not quality

>>723320482
Even Sony fanboys buys Nintendo exclusives so the quality isn't a problem

>>723313905 (OP)
yuamu sex

>>723317787
>$90 controllers
>$80 games
>massively ballooning devtimes for no palpable reason
>increasingly homogenizing their franchises into sandbox/open world design philosophies and treating their pre-Switch entries like something to be ashamed of outside of cheap throwaway references
>being needlessly hostile against player choice in games with public online
You'll either say these don't exist or are okay just because Other Guy does shit like this too.

>>723321281
The sole thing I agree is the price of the controllers, but that was already a thing back with the Switch 1.
I have absolutely no idea what you're going about on the last point though.

>>723320937
That's fucking disgusting.

>>723321578
>I have absolutely no idea what you're going about on the last point though.
The most recent example is Mario Kart World, how they force highway tracks down your throat so often online, similar to how Smash Ultimate got rid of For Fun/For Glory in favor of just randomly deciding what you're going to play on public online.

>>723322180
Considering the amount of online misinformation that surrounds the Switch 2 abut also the other non-Nintendo topics I cited earlier due of people being obsessed with Internet culture war, I'm gonna take your words with a grain of salt

>>723322623
this is the most veiled seething I've ever read lmao

>>723322180
Not a good example to make when the route races are designed to be the main competitive mode to begin with with the laps as an extra.

>>723322717
That's quite the projection buddy

>>723322796
That's a perfect example actually, it's fucking insane to dissuade people from playing the kinds of courses that have dominated Mario Kart for almost 35 fucking years, just because you need to desperately justify deciding to copy BotW's pivot to open world

>>723323075
It's a new game with new rules. Not everything needs to stay the same forever.

>>723323346
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is now dogshit because it's not the newest one anymore

>>723323385
Who are you quoting? That's literally not what he said.

The only real argument Nintendo fans have anymore is that they're more likely to play games compared to other groups. That's the one thing I can agree with them on.

>>723323346
man you guys would've fucking defended the car Mario Party games to the ends of the earth if they launched on Switch 2 instead of the Wii/U

>>723313905 (OP)
All Nintendo haters are leftists and that's why the mental illnesses overlap so much.

>>723320937
this

>>723322180
Doesn't bother me

>>723321681
Yeah. She should have been more careful with her vat of yogurt. Now she spilled it everywhere :(

>>723313905 (OP)
>Meanwhile tendies seethe at other succesful games and mods even remove those threads sometimes

>>723317880
They’re cultists. In the literal sense of the word.

>>723323553
The car mario party is fine in theory, it streamlines the game and makes it quicker and gives it a clear end point with the boss minigame. It's just kinda lame to not go exploring the board on your own but there has to be a tradeoff. Then again I only played one of those games a few times so maybe it sucks more than what I experienced.

>>723314097
Niggers will click anything.
I know. I repaired laptops for awhile in Houston.
Then we have Gen Z, the least technologically proficient Gen since the Boomers. They too will cli k on any shady thing.

Both have narcissistic tendencies.