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Anonymous 10/15/2025, 5:28:55 PM No.723320671 [Report] >>723321481 >>723321830 >>723323382 >>723325585 >>723325646 >>723325962 >>723327086 >>723328120 >>723328273 >>723330372 >>723331393
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Why are people still getting cranky over a new 3D Mario? We literally just got Bananza, are you still not satisfied?
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 5:40:26 PM No.723321481 [Report]
>>723320671 (OP)
>anon in 2001
>Why are people still getting cranky over a new 3D Mario? We literally just got luigi’s mansion, are you still not satisfied?
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 5:45:42 PM No.723321830 [Report] >>723326981
>>723320671 (OP)
no one considers Bananza to be a Mario game
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 6:09:38 PM No.723323382 [Report] >>723325883
>>723320671 (OP)
Nintendofags secretly all want a big, hairy Italian man to pipe them. Playing as a monkey doesn't fit their fetish.
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 6:43:30 PM No.723325585 [Report]
>>723320671 (OP)
>Why are people mad about not getting A-lister we just got B-lister
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 6:44:24 PM No.723325646 [Report] >>723326487
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>>723320671 (OP)
I'm never satisfied.
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME 10/15/2025, 6:48:02 PM No.723325883 [Report]
>>723323382
Stop being so mean, Mr. Glowie.
Nintendo always wins.
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 6:49:19 PM No.723325962 [Report]
>>723320671 (OP)
Galaxy 1 & 2 just came out though?
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 6:56:09 PM No.723326374 [Report] >>723327056 >>723327228 >>723328054
Fetus game wasn’t good, maybe that had something to do with it.
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 6:57:51 PM No.723326487 [Report] >>723328045
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>>723325646
Is it because I'm not you?
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 7:05:19 PM No.723326981 [Report]
>>723321830
Its better than most 3D Mario games.
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME 10/15/2025, 7:06:12 PM No.723327056 [Report]
>>723326374
Please shut up.
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 7:06:44 PM No.723327086 [Report] >>723329128
>>723320671 (OP)
Bananza was forgotten about quicker and had less of a cultural impact than STALKER 2 and Dunkey couldn't even save the DLC from being universally panned.
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 7:08:56 PM No.723327228 [Report]
>>723326374
odyssey came out a while ago anon
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 7:20:55 PM No.723328045 [Report]
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>>723326487
Well that, and also because my expectations are deliberately impossible to meet. I'm pretty much the anthropomorphic personification of being an unreasonable internet nerd.
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 7:21:04 PM No.723328054 [Report] >>723331767
>>723326374
Shut up, Gamecube snoy.
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 7:22:05 PM No.723328120 [Report]
>>723320671 (OP)
Such a hideous redesign. Poor DK.
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 7:24:21 PM No.723328273 [Report]
>>723320671 (OP)
I'm cranky because I want a new 2D Donkey Kong. All they've done is released Returns and Tropical freeze multiple times for years.
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 7:36:07 PM No.723329128 [Report]
>>723327086
Nobody cares about talking about mario lore and the gameplay is shallow. What else is there to talk about? Hebe feet?
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 7:54:01 PM No.723330372 [Report] >>723331586
>>723320671 (OP)
>new 3d mario wouldnt even be good based on nintendos current direction
at least bananza was a mildly amusing experiment and thats probably the best you can get out of nintendo these days
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 8:08:19 PM No.723331393 [Report]
>>723320671 (OP)
No we didn't get Cranky, we got Donkey. Big difference, OP.
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 8:11:03 PM No.723331586 [Report] >>723331927
>>723330372
>Close up of Mario as he jumps on top of a yoshi
>Camera pans out to reveal a heckin huge EPIC field of nothingness!
Botw has done irreparable damage to this company.
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 8:13:38 PM No.723331767 [Report]
>>723328054
I’m a switchsnoy, you nintensnoy
Anonymous 10/15/2025, 8:15:55 PM No.723331927 [Report]
>>723331586
Can you blame them?
Develop an empty tech demo for $10-15 million and then charge a $70 premium for it knowing your cultists will lap it up.