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Anonymous No.723324206 >>723326197 >>723327660 >>723330254 >>723331034 >>723332505 >>723333329 >>723333368 >>723335869 >>723336474 >>723336742 >>723337820 >>723338191 >>723341836 >>723342267 >>723344861 >>723344989 >>723345669 >>723347296 >>723349057 >>723351235 >>723353789 >>723355908 >>723361470
>dude just finish the game 200 times to get the full story
>its worth it bro just trust me

Hades was never good
Anonymous No.723325059 >>723327986 >>723335673
>visual novel where you have to chip away at a roguelite to see more of the story
>roguelite where you have to sit through a visual novel every couple of runs
at least the characters are hot
Anonymous No.723326197
>>723324206 (OP)
Everything else aside - once you've unlocked pact of punishments it becomes a decent lunchbreak run type of game. Scratches diabloid itch too.
Anonymous No.723326445 >>723340402
>Main character wants to defeat hades
>Defeat hades
Done, talked to some greek fags along the way but couldn't care less about the story. What more does it add? Give you more reason to defeat hades? Tries to guilt you because you fucked up going after him? Hades 2 is even worse in that regard, it's just the main character glazing every NPC she meets.
Anonymous No.723327470 >>723334915
>thinly veiled I'm mad about roguelites again thread
Anonymous No.723327548 >>723327746 >>723328145 >>723328281 >>723328302 >>723330247 >>723331473 >>723333093 >>723334326 >>723335952 >>723338447 >>723341836 >>723349667 >>723351084 >>723356042 >>723356140 >>723358875
.
Anonymous No.723327660
>>723324206 (OP)
*8
Anonymous No.723327746
>>723327548
This is the new game tho. Hades 1 has the hot skeleton guy
Anonymous No.723327986 >>723349546
>>723325059
It's voice acted at least.
I had fun.
Haven't played the sequel yet
Anonymous No.723328145 >>723341661
>>723327548
I do like the old designs better.
The new designs aren't that bad IMO.
Anonymous No.723328281 >>723328776
>>723327548
Most of them are slightly annoying but asian Hermes is just baffling
Anonymous No.723328302
>>723327548
where are the black greeks of history?
Anonymous No.723328776 >>723328976 >>723330341
>>723328281
He was Asian looking in the first one too, and yes it's equally strange.
Actually, let me run a slight defense on the changes. It does give them a unique look, which does allow you to discern them from any screen size.

Other than that, I don't know why.
Anonymous No.723328976 >>723330190
>>723328776
They each have a distinct symbol before you summon them already
Anonymous No.723330190
>>723328976
I understand, I'm giving the benefit of the doubt here or "steel manning" their position.
Anonymous No.723330247
>>723327548
eris owes me sex
Anonymous No.723330254
>>723324206 (OP)
it only takes 10 times
Anonymous No.723330341 >>723330767
>>723328776
devs already said it's a universe where greek gods are actually the real gods of humanity and there are no other gods hence why the diversity
I frankly don't care, I want to make children with hera and have zeus punish me for cucking him and curse my offspring to be a monster or something
Anonymous No.723330767 >>723330978 >>723331253
>>723330341
that is fucking retarded
Anonymous No.723330978
>>723330767
How is it retarded? They are considered the gods of the entire world. And they are in the image of the entire world.
We also have american white jesus and korean jesus literally right now in the world. Korean jesus is fucking jacked btw.
Anonymous No.723331034
>>723324206 (OP)
I hit credits on run 15, skill issue.
Anonymous No.723331253 >>723331660 >>723332176
>>723330767
Isn't it obvious that if any religion/mythology were true, the gods would have reign of the entire world/all creation, and not just the bumfuck shithole that wrote the story?
Anonymous No.723331312
Got burned out after fighting Hades twice
Just thinking about having to fight the fuccbois again makes me bored, maybe they shouldn't have given them a trillion hp so the fight doesn't lasts ages despite you knowing their moveset by heart an doing ridiculous dps.
Anonymous No.723331473 >>723331606 >>723331665
>>723327548
i can chalk up fat black vitiligo Hestia to wokeness sure but changing Hermes to asian from one game to another is just profound terminally online mental illness.
Anonymous No.723331606 >>723337993 >>723347051
>>723331473
He was Asian in the first game too. Get your eyes checked.
Anonymous No.723331660
>>723331253
no, that's shit
smt did it better
Anonymous No.723331665
>>723331473
That's not even the worst one
Anonymous No.723332176 >>723332885
>>723331253
because they're fucking greek, you fucking moron
Anonymous No.723332505 >>723332921 >>723333179
>>723324206 (OP)
I wish Supergiant would go back to making normal games like Bastion and Transistor. Roguelikes are lame.
Anonymous No.723332885
>>723332176
Show me Zeus' driver's license right now
Anonymous No.723332921 >>723333236
>>723332505
god, the soundtrack for transistor was fucking legendary
Anonymous No.723333093
>>723327548
bed breaking sex with Eris
Anonymous No.723333179
>>723332505
>I wish Supergiant would go back to making normal games like Bastion and Transistor.
nigga they have made the exact same game like 8 times now, just with a slightly different coat of paint and gameplay conceit
how about they make a real motherfucking 2d or 3d game instead of this isometric trash on the exact same 15-year-old engine
Anonymous No.723333236 >>723333327
>>723332921
I'm a huge Supergiant fan but frankly the combat isn't great, the story isn't great, and the characters aren't great. Like people shit on Pyre for being too VNy and sort of punishing the player for winning, but the story and characters are cool. Hades makes you play a bad roguelite so you can get a not great story.
Pictured: proof that I'm as big a fag as I say I am
Anonymous No.723333327
>>723333236
Hades*
Transistor is kino in all forms.
Anonymous No.723333329 >>723333424
>>723324206 (OP)
>every run is the same
>there's like 5 weapons
>the meta upgrades suck and feel pointless

But at least theres a shitty VN in there, i guess?
Anonymous No.723333368 >>723333531 >>723333642
>>723324206 (OP)
Wait I just bought it. Is this true? I always die with hades I will stop caring if its true
Anonymous No.723333424
>>723333329
Zagreus' MO being snark and sarcasm doesn't help either, it soothes the player not winning their first handful of runs, but it completely deflates the story
Anonymous No.723333531
>>723333368
10 completions gets you the real ending. Which is why it's the first Supergiant game where "If you don't like it now, just drop it"
Anonymous No.723333576 >>723333840
hades is the kind of game /v/ would have unanimously liked if it came out 15 years earlier
in fact /v/ almost unanimously liked hades back when barely anybody knew about it and this board was one of the only places you could find discussion of the game
Anonymous No.723333642
>>723333368
You get credits and the main story conclusion after escaping 10 times.
There's a true conclusion to all characters' stories after maxing out your bond with every god by giving them enough gifts over a bazillion runs, but no one cares about that.
Anonymous No.723333680
WHO THE FUCK PLAYS VIDEO GAMES FOR HTE <>?????
Anonymous No.723333840 >>723334583
>>723333576
We did like Hades 15 years ago, that said it's been 15 years and the replayability on this combat just ain't there. Transistor or Pyre lend themselves better to a roguelike than Bastion/Hades(see: iterative Bastion combat).
Anonymous No.723333907 >>723348684
Just now. Good gaym.
Anonymous No.723334326 >>723334441 >>723335483 >>723336324 >>723343306
>>723327548
apollo and hestia aside, what the hell happened to chaos?
Anonymous No.723334441
>>723334326
He got to connect with his family and thus changed his appearance to be more proper and less primordial.
Anonymous No.723334445 >>723334556
Still haven't seen /v/ name a better roguelite
Anonymous No.723334556 >>723334606
>>723334445
Slay the Spire
Anonymous No.723334583 >>723336631
>>723333840
>We did like Hades 15 years ago, that said it's been 15 years
Anonymous No.723334606
>>723334556
Lmaaoooo
Anonymous No.723334915
>>723327470
i think you are a schizo
Anonymous No.723335483
>>723334326
They tore the primary head off their previous body, which is also birthing a ftal form its mouth, and replaced their drape of faces with a suit(that is still made from another face)
I like it as a display of their ever shifting form and trying something different right now while still retaining the elements from the first game. The chest eyeball being re-contextualized to resemble a tie is kino.
Anonymous No.723335673
>>723325059
>mindless podcast game that demands I pay attention to meaningless dialogue every other minute.
I dont know why they ram so much pointless VN shit in the games.
Anonymous No.723335869
>>723324206 (OP)
I'd say there's enough to keep you going to hit the credits. Not so much after that.
Anonymous No.723335928 >>723337109 >>723337956
how's the gameplay for the sequel?
will it get a physical ps4 release one of these days?
Anonymous No.723335952 >>723336324 >>723338064
>>723327548
Selene is white tho?
Anonymous No.723336324 >>723341254 >>723342130
>>723335952
Selene is constantly shifting between light and dark colours because moon phases.

>>723334326
Apollo has a heavy tan because sun, Hestia is covered in soot because fire.
Anonymous No.723336474
>>723324206 (OP)
>its worth it bro just trust me
And it really was
Anonymous No.723336631 >>723336915
>>723334583
The bar has been raised is what it means. Hades combat was impressive when indie games were new and expectations were low
Anonymous No.723336742
>>723324206 (OP)
>>dude just finish the game 200 times to get the full story

just git gud and beat it on the first try.
Anonymous No.723336915 >>723337083
>>723336631
all the hades-clones are worse, including hades 2. so I don't take your response very seriously.
Anonymous No.723337083
>>723336915
>hades clones
You mean Bastion clones?
Anonymous No.723337102 >>723337226
reminder: roguelikes are popular because they simulate the experience of getting better at something over time.
Anonymous No.723337109 >>723361118
>>723335928
Gameplay is better. You get more attack options than attack, special, and dash-attack, and the cast is much better. There are also two separate paths to go down, each the same size as the one in Hades.
Writing and the design of the characters is where it falls short, and arguably the boon options.
Anonymous No.723337226 >>723337684
>>723337102
Metaprogression ends at a certain point in some roguelites after just a couple of runs and people still play them for 1000s of hours.
Try again pseud.
Anonymous No.723337684
>>723337226
In fact you'll run out of upgrades long before you run out of fear difficulty additions.
Anonymous No.723337820
>>723324206 (OP)
Bastion is their only good game, but that shit is pure gold desu
Anonymous No.723337869
true i just used cheats and didnt do the boring ass grind
its trash
Anonymous No.723337956
>>723335928
It'll get a PS5 release at least
Anonymous No.723337993
>>723331606
>He was Asian in the first game too.
He was barely so, they were not unaware of how much the new art clashes with the old one, they clearly made him more asian and were fine with an egregious change because it lines up with their insane ideology. Stop being disingenuous.
Anonymous No.723338064 >>723339187 >>723339371 >>723339604
>>723335952
Speaking of Selene, are her boons even worth it?
Anonymous No.723338191
>>723324206 (OP)
>man realizes he doesn't like a genre
Wait until you play Diablo II for the first time my little zoomer.
Anonymous No.723338447 >>723341721
>>723327548
There's something off about the drawing on these. I can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe shading? Shadows being binary? It's weird.
Anonymous No.723339187
>>723338064
Yes
>take moon water, take +3 charges at fountain node early, sandbag until final boss
>lazer with armor on cast nodes in safe DPS
>wolf howl has i-frames
>godsent hexes is free DPS
Anonymous No.723339371
>>723338064
Yes. Get the one that turns people into sheep and boost it with Zeus so it bounces around with lightning
Anonymous No.723339604
>>723338064
lunar ray, wolf howl jump, and raised servants are bretty good on their own and can become god tier with the upgrades.

total eclipse is good presuming you use it at the correct time and the enemies don't move out of it

time stop, heal, and morph are decent utility that get better as you upgrade

dark form is kinda dogshit that does worse damage than your normal attacks and practically requires full tree investment to be close to really be useful for anything besides invuln stalling
Anonymous No.723340402
>>723326445
You get to see Sisyphus and his big ball
Anonymous No.723340497
Please tell me I’m not the only anon who has a hypno-crush on Hypnos. I know there are others, but they never post in these threads.
Anonymous No.723341254 >>723341724
>>723336324
shiteater
Anonymous No.723341661 >>723341724
>>723328145
cope
Anonymous No.723341721
>>723338447
DID YOU SAY BINARY
Anonymous No.723341724
>>723341254
>>723341661
Samfefag seething he knows nothing about greek myth nor religion.
Anonymous No.723341836 >>723342318 >>723344416
>>723324206 (OP)
>>723327548
wokeslop aside they all look like cosplayers at a gay pride, this is not greek mythology
Anonymous No.723342130 >>723342450
>>723336324
>Apollo has a heavy tan because sun
No, that's not why they made him brown
>Hestia is covered in soot because fire
No, that's not why they made her brown
Anonymous No.723342267
>>723324206 (OP)
Isn't it like 12 runs
I got bored after around 6 either way, the stage variety was kinda ass
Anonymous No.723342318
>>723341836
Mate, Greek were always known pillowbiters
Anonymous No.723342450 >>723343131
>>723342130
yes they gave hestia vitiligo because it looks ash
Anonymous No.723343131
>>723342450
No, they made her black because they wanted to blackwash Greek mythology.
Anonymous No.723343306 >>723344287 >>723344457
>>723334326
Chaos is LE NONBINARY and even in 1st game characters address him as "they/them".
Anonymous No.723344287 >>723346989
>3000 year old gay af mythology is turned into a queer af roguelike
>some characters aren't white
>reeee it's white genocide
The AC is white and cute. You people are deranged.
>>723343306
Do some reading lol. Chaos has different genders at different times in the actual fucking mythos. You retards are just pretending to care about the sources. Pseuds.
Anonymous No.723344324 >>723347801
Oh no, people making religious idols in their own image like humanity has done for thousands of years.
Anonymous No.723344416
>>723341836
Nigga.
Be real.
Anonymous No.723344457 >>723344730
>>723343306
I don't think primordial chaos which birthed all that followed from itself would have just XX or XY chromosomes desu
Anonymous No.723344730
>>723344457
They're also literally plural with multiple heads and bodies branching from it and speaking with layered voices.
Anonymous No.723344861
>>723324206 (OP)
>to get the full story
if thats why you play games, then you're retarded. you play to have fun. if the story happens in the meantime, great. what matters is having fun.
consider suicide if you have a joyless life.
Anonymous No.723344989
>>723324206 (OP)
>have cleared 32+ heat multiple times 4 years ago
>now die to 20
>can't even hit perfect catches when fishing
God damn aging sucks.
Anonymous No.723345093 >>723347156
Tacking on story to a roguelike was always a mistake

And the sad part is people praised them for doing it
Anonymous No.723345669 >>723359970
>>723324206 (OP)
who the fuck plays hades for the story?
Anonymous No.723346989
>>723344287
We see the agenda that you are trying to push, little tranny.
Anonymous No.723347051 >>723347326 >>723348553
>>723331606
He wasn't. Even being generous with your dumbass snarky claim he looked at most slightly different than the other gods but there's absolutely no sign in his design that suggest he's Asian, but now he just looks like a random guy from Seoul and is like 2 shades lighter. You might as well say Dionysus is Mongolian
Anonymous No.723347156
>>723345093
and everyone is pissed that hades 2's story doesn't end with you permanently erasing the final boss from existence
Anonymous No.723347296
>>723324206 (OP)
>Took you 200 attempts to clear 10 runs

Yikes...
Anonymous No.723347326
>>723347051
The hell they did to Athena in both games.
Anonymous No.723347483
Don't give a fuck about your nigger and/or gay crusade, most of the gods in both games look cool and shiny as fuck and I love their designs, especially Chronos, Apollo, Aphrodite and my chill as fuck bro Dionysus. Although Hestia, Selene and Athena are ugly as fuck and I hate them with passion.
Anonymous No.723347801 >>723348716
>>723344324
I came here because someone told me to
Anonymous No.723348553
>>723347051
they fucking butchered Artemis in 2
Anonymous No.723348684 >>723348767
>>723333907
how many hours did it take you?
Anonymous No.723348716
>>723347801
koisneed
Anonymous No.723348767
>>723348684
140h
Anonymous No.723349057
>>723324206 (OP)
We're still pretending this game was bad?
Anonymous No.723349357 >>723349671
My issue with Hades is that the game gets artificially easier the more you play it. You eventually unlock damage reduction, extra respawns, etc until you finally beat it. It doesn't feel like you improved and earned it.
Anonymous No.723349546
>>723327986
I bought 1 and had a blast, 2 looked gay but I pirated it, idk what they were smoking when they designed some of these characters, must be art kids thinking the world contains only other art kids with their exact tastes
Long as its fun tho ill play it
Anonymous No.723349667
>>723327548
This downgrade is so strange, considering H2 levels completely mog H1 levels
Anonymous No.723349671 >>723351050
>>723349357
Then crank up the fear to 50 and you'll wish you'd have more artificial helpers.
Anonymous No.723351050 >>723351148
>>723349671
Artificial buffs require artificial difficulty zzzz
Anonymous No.723351084 >>723353508
>>723327548
I could fix her, but I don’t want to.
Anonymous No.723351148
>>723351050
Artificial complaints but with real cope.
Anonymous No.723351235
>>723324206 (OP)
if it takes you 200 runs to reach the epilogue you are a subhuman niggermonkey and should stop playing video games that aren't gachashit since that's all your retard brain can handle
Anonymous No.723353421 >>723359851 >>723362369
How to handle Typhons shmup attack? The balls are going haywire and have huge aoe blast zones.
Also does the Zeus interlude happen at 50%? Feels earlier.
I killed typhon only once before, now I am trying it on heat 8 for some unlock and cant seem to get it
Anonymous No.723353508
>>723351084
i tried to fix her, but couldn't :(
Anonymous No.723353704 >>723353810 >>723356258 >>723359595
Playing the 2nd game now and I really wish the weapons were more balanced, right now playing anything but torches feels like a massive handicap. I go from winning the run with most of my health remaining to dying to the 2nd boss if I swap
Anonymous No.723353789
>>723324206 (OP)
>dude I have to... LIKE this video game?
>I have to.. play it?!?
Anonymous No.723353810
>>723353704
Lol torches was also my only win so far.
Anonymous No.723354126 >>723359569
Imagine skull fucking Dusa several times a day
Anonymous No.723355908
>>723324206 (OP)
I beat my first run in less than 10 attempts iirc
the boons were so fucking boring and run variety was basically non-existant. I went to go upgrade 1 weapon for 1 out 5 upgrade tiers and it would have taken me like a dozen fucking runs to grind all the meta progression shit for it. At that point I realized the game was shallow as fuck and sucked since I felt no incentive to keep grinding with how piss easy and boring the gameplay was.
Anonymous No.723356042
>>723327548
>only artemis managed to remain cute between both games
Is she just some dev's waifu or some shit? How is she more attractive than aphrodite the literal god of love?
Anonymous No.723356052
Hades was good. I have no desire to play Hades 2. Might pirate it.
Anonymous No.723356140
>>723327548
The monstergirls is where it's at. I'd fuck Hera too.
Anonymous No.723356258
>>723353704
The Axe has some cool aspects and so does the skull. The hidden staff aspect is crazy with certain boons.
Anonymous No.723358875 >>723359532
>>723327548
Wheelchair Hephaestus is a bit fucking much but I actually think the diversity thing works fine with Hades. It isn't our world, the human world in Hades isn't just real life Greece. Its a world where Greek Mythology is literally, tangibly true and people actually interact with the gods, and it would be weird for real gods to only mimic or interact with one random human culture spanning like one percent of the worlds landmass. I take it that everywhere on Earth in Hades is culturally greek, including parts of it where people are black, or asian, so it aligns with the general sensibility for the gods to also arbitrarily look like different ethnicities because they're not just for one region of white people.

I imagine Greece is extra important and central, that mount Olympus is there so the gods are there more often, that all the canonical greek stories happened in greece. But my sense is that people in Hades South America are praying to greek gods.
Anonymous No.723359532 >>723362846
>>723358875
>>Wheelchair Hephaestus is a bit fucking much
He is crippled in Greek myth, though. In fact he is frequently called "the lame one" in reference to his lame leg.
Anonymous No.723359569
>>723354126
Godlike stamina
Anonymous No.723359595
>>723353704
I first beat both the bosses with the Axe (aspect of Charon). Almost any set of boons will work with it.
Anonymous No.723359692
I have concluded that Wolf Howl is the best hex in the game and it is worth taking an early Selene reward just for the chance to get or reroll wolf howl with at least +1 path of stars.

Wolf Howl with full upgrades is worth at least 3 other bons of epic rarity.
Anonymous No.723359851
>>723353421
I try to generally stay to one side of the arena when fighting Typhon so that his projectiles will head to that side, at which point I switch to the other side. His projectiles cover a lot of the arena but not all of it, so if you hang out in the middle you have very little space to avoid damage, but favoring one side creates a bigger pocket on the opposite side.

Also, learning how to better time your dashes for i-frames, or having more i-frames at your disposal by picking a good hex like wolf howl or nightmare form.
Anonymous No.723359970
>>723345669
Anyone who actually finished the story, because the game gets really tedious long before that point.
Anonymous No.723361118
>>723337109
>and arguably the boon options.
it felt that way to me at first, but the more familiar I became with the boons the more opportunities I saw in them. There's no real out and out safe options like Athena, and the cast boons are also a lot less interesting (nothing comparable to the Demeter cast boon in Hades 1, for example) but I think the damage potential is a lot higher due to a greater amount of interactivity between curses and bonuses. Duo boons in Hades 2 can be really crazy in how they interact. Starting out you'll just be trying to survive to the end of the run, but once you get more comfortable you can start trying to craft specific builds.
Anonymous No.723361470 >>723362571
>>723324206 (OP)
I agree desu, just recently pirated hades 2 and thought the game was fine until I defeated Chronos but then they told me to do it again and again and I just quit.
If this is how roguelites are the whole genre belongs to the trash.
Anonymous No.723362369
>>723353421
I wanna say Typhon is probably divided as 75% - Add Phase, 50% - Zeus, 25% - Add Phase, but I don't really know.
Anonymous No.723362571
>>723361470
Usually with good roguelikes you unlock a bunch of new stuff when you beat the game so you can keep replaying it.
Hades just gives you a few new dialogues and barely touches the gameplay, which what makes it so boring.
Anonymous No.723362846
>>723359532
anons are thoroughly baffled by the concept of someone with a bum leg being able enough to stand at an anvil and get their job done, but then use a wheelchair to move around their mountain home instead of walking, or simply sitting in it to rest between activities that require standing.
Even though they themselves have got 2 good legs, and are currently sitting down in a wheeled chair as they type.