Thread 723325670

Joanna Dark >>>>>>>> Lara Croft

>>723325670 (OP)
That skin alone cost $25 when it was available btw.

>>723325670 (OP)
>changed from a swimsuit to a top
gross

>>723325775
>Joanna Dark
I don't get it

>>723325775
are you sure about that?

>>723326935
yes mister

>>723326935
The average white woman has a man jaw. I don't know why this makes you retards upset

>>723327375
trannies are not women

>>723326935
>>723325775
Now show me the N64 model

>>723326935
Women like this breed chad sons

>>723325775
>>723326935
Didn't the remake get cancelled, uncanceled, then completely cancelled along with the entire staff getting laid off with the Microsoft mass firing?

>>723326935
>Microsoft gave us mercy by cancelling that game instead of going full steam ahead and ruining Joanna like CD did with Lara Croft
Another L for you, Larafag.

>>723326935
This was cancelled. It is not canon.

>>723327749
lol wat?

>>723326935
>Cancelled Microgoy slop
LMAO

>>723327998
holy sexo

>>723326935
average icelandic woman

>>723327998
>tattoos
ruined

>>723327875
Turns that it was an "scam", the dudes had literally 0 gameplay to show, and everything shown was just scripted shit. at the end the devs got canned.

>>723328171
Probably is the mark of her group or something, too simple to be a normal tatoo.

>>723328171
I can fix her

>>723328205
how did microsoft not figure this shit out years ago
wasn't nu-perfect dark announced 5 years ago

>>723327763
To her defense, Lara was getting fucked up little by little, Perfect dark went from 0 to 9001 in just one step.

>>723327998
>Xbox slop
Cringe fake fan. Real PD fans jerked off to the high-definition renders in the Nintendo Power strategy guide until the pages were completely glued together.

>>723328403
Turns out the devs´ only skill was to lie.

>>723325670 (OP)
>>723326935

i hope indians turn canada into an international toilet
that way they will get what they deserve for what they have dont to Lara. fk crystal dynamis. DEI studio

>>723328824
Isn't ubisoft from quebec and getting canadian taxpayer money too?
Leafs have a lot to answer for.

>>723328824
i thought traudu getting kicked out of office would make them better, but nothing yet

>>723328403
they probably did figure it out but couldn't fire all the DEI hires without losing their blackrock bucks

>>723325670 (OP)
Why do they hate women so much bros..?

>>723329739
because they are women (or wish they were). they are trying to reduce competition by making everything ugly so men will pay more attention to them.
unfortunately for the troons, the vast majority of men would rather die alone as a virgin in a cave than have sex with them

>>723327998
Absolute peak, no contest

Reminder LAU Lara had to stop her son from playing the games due to him being attracted to her version of Lara:
https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=37

hmmm

>>723330642
2013 is best Lara.

>>723333014
2013 Lara doesn't even look like the same person. And don't give me that bullshit about it being a prequel. She looks entirely different.

>>723333014
...said nobody.

OG Lara: Anubis
Nu Lara: horse

Lara my waif...

Rara Kurofuto

>>723330642
Tbqh the body nerf started in 2003 even if legends was my childhood lara game

>>723330642
this is the last one acceptable for me. 18 is too small

>>723326935
>excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'

>>723339207
>the body nerf

>>723325821
What fuckin game is that in lol

>>723329623
dude its a whole system across the whole country
1 homo clown is not making a huge difference
but the home prices sure will