Russian Propaganda Game
Just for fun, let's brainstorm elements in the ultimate Russian propaganda game (largely aiming towards propagandizing westerners since Russians themselves are too impoverished to afford it) that takes place during the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
>The game follows the engine of Space Marines 2, except the only enemy is Chaos, and the only two enemies Chaos has is the equivalent of traitor cultists and Rubric Marines
>You play as a VDV soldier, the heroic and powerful ubermensch of the Russian military
>The Guardsmen supporting you are described to appeal to western racism with the following in-game bio: The Ordnance Catchers are the poor racial stock of Russia. Unlike the white men of the VDV, the Ordnance Catchers consist of the central and east asians, as well as any nigger, jeet, spic, etc. that can be hired to fight Ukraine. They cannot fight as effectively as you, but by drawing globalist ordnance away, they can give you more breathing room to get the killing done.
>>723328958 (OP)
>Just another NAFO troon thread no one asked for
Tiresome. By the way Space Marines 2 was made by russians
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:42:31 PM
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make it take place in israel
>>723328958 (OP)
nafo troons get buck broken by the roided up chad in the pic. sorry, but the russian gets the ukrussy.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:52:49 PM
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>>723329342
>>723330232
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb531Oe8A5g
Russia is the real life Imperium of Man and is just as glorious as the fictional version.
>>723330232
>Rusnigg can't go 5 minutes without thinking about gay rape
Can we bomb the homogulag already?
You westerners will never understand
let me respond with a meme. oh no wait i'm not a buckbroken troon that has butthurt memes saved.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:09:08 PM
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>>723330867
>Memeflag
Let me guess. All these posts are you?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:42:44 PM
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>>723328958 (OP)
It's a STALKER-like and all the mutants are HATO bioengineered turbogay supersoldiers who want to rape your bussy, some variants are more fucked up than others and some of them are riding what appears to be pigs in tactical gear but are actually genetically modified ukranians (this is a metaphor for what happens when slavs rejects the embrace of mother Poccia). The objective is to infiltrate deep into the HATO zone and save the Tsar Putin from the biolab when he's being slowly turned into a homosexual. If you go out of bounds you get raped by a chechen soldier
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:50:54 PM
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>>723334680
>>723328958 (OP)
what are you guys gonna do to cope when ukraine is finally annexed?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:52:57 PM
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>>723334278
i'd pay 80 bucks for this
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:54:26 PM
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>>723334426
What happened in 2022 February when Russia had kilometres long convoy nearing Kyiv and Russian VDV were dropped to die in Hostomel airport?
>>723328958 (OP)
Vdv is old news zoomers would not play this shit. Since most of today russian humor is postirony with multiple meta layers and random-bullshit-go memes what would get numbers is Bogatyri game with SVO theme, phonk, and last but not least MGE brothers and SVO minions
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:55:57 PM
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>>723334705
also, GOYDA. We will win. ZOV
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:58:44 PM
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>>723335339
>>723328958 (OP)
Reminder that no EU/German citizen will ever be able to coherently argue why its a bad thing that Russia gets rich and prosperous selling their natural resources and why hundreds of thousands of people needed to die and energy prices needed to climb 5000% to stop it from happening.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:01:31 PM
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>>723330432
You can. ildu.com.ua/en noooow now now now
>>723334979
Russia, the gas station country, is currently suffering fuel shortage and is begging Kazakstan to sell them fuel because of the explosive drone sanctions having put 40% of Russia's refineries out of commission.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:03:42 PM
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>>723334705
MGE parovozik as a VR title is a promising concept
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:04:43 PM
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>>723335339
>/v/
Ukropidor ples. Blackouts again?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:07:55 PM
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>>723336664
It's hard to tell if half of these replies are bait because puzzians are actually that retarded
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:09:07 PM
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>>723336208
the entire might of nato is losing against retarded puzzians, sad
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:12:39 PM
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>>723335339
Literally proving my point you fucking retard.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:12:53 PM
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>>723336462
>>723335917
In Russia's war against Nato Russia has suffered over million casualties, their equipment destroyed and their trade and economy plummeting. Nato hasn't entered the fray yet but has gained 2 new member countries next to Russia. Well played, Putin.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:16:28 PM
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>>723336208
it's easy when you send 1.7 millions piggers to die as the nato ground meat
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:18:09 PM
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>>723335339
>it was real in my mind!
They still fighting with shovels anon? Didn't they only have two weeks of ammo left 2 years ago?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:19:10 PM
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>>723336992
>>723335826
eat more propaganda slop you retarded europeon. We will not come help you when Russia invades your worthless coward ass.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:23:42 PM
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>>723337204
>>723336664
A vatnik pretending to be american? Never seen that!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:26:42 PM
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>>723336992
>r/uhg barges in
what exploded in the ukraine this time? we’re talking games here, not 404 states you uncultured swine
>undercover mission as a civillian where western police is pursuing you to forcefully conscript you
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:38:20 PM
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>>723338391
>>723337664
kino horror game concept. nato ghouls overthrew the rightfully elected government and are rounding up the people to go die in a pointless war.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:42:36 PM
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>>723338052
Actually it was Ukraine's parliament that voted the president out because in his campaign the president had promised he would take Ukraine out from Russia's sphere of influence and join EU but when he got elected he halted the EU integration and tried pushing Ukraine back to Russia's sphere of influence.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:55:08 PM
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>>723339913
post dead ziggers already
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:01:22 PM
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>>723328978
The death sound effect of a liberal would probably be one screaming "ACK" and their head model making an ackjak expression.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:02:54 PM
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>>723340646
>>723339305
Your kind really exploit how your infiltrators in the moderation give you a free pass to spam gay porn and gore on blue boards.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:08:01 PM
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>>723341203
This is OP by the way. He failed boot for being a schizo.
Mostly lives on /pol/and /k/.
>>723339913
It's bad for Russia if even 4chan mod team takes piss at dead ziggers
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:19:36 PM
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>>723340646
not the flex you think it is
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:19:44 PM
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>>723341549
>>723340305
OP here, look at my file names, though I did get the first post and second post images from that lolcow you're posting.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:21:04 PM
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>>723340646
>See who is on our side! A bunch of dishonest infiltrators who are implementing political censorship on this big beautiful site!
You're putting "idiot" in "useful idiot".
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:23:27 PM
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What did Ukraine lose this time?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:29:38 PM
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>>723342884
>>723328958 (OP)
>>723328978
In case one wonders what triggered this spergout: Russia is finalizing the encirclement of the entire Donbas.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:43:16 PM
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>>723343241
>>723341894
and moskva returned to port under its own power
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:47:59 PM
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>>723342884
Why did piggers evacuate Slavyansk lil bro?