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Anonymous No.723329602 >>723329662 >>723329692 >>723329703 >>723330583 >>723330756 >>723330765 >>723331140 >>723331215 >>723331490 >>723331717 >>723331878 >>723331929 >>723332207 >>723332283 >>723332378 >>723332746
Do you still find the time to game as a father?
Anonymous No.723329662 >>723331140
>>723329602 (OP)
>parents
>on /v/
lol
lmao
kek
Anonymous No.723329692 >>723329752 >>723331140
>>723329602 (OP)
we're called /v/irgins for a reason
Anonymous No.723329703
>>723329602 (OP)
WHAT A FUCKING
Anonymous No.723329752 >>723329823
>>723329692
what about you're wife's son?
Anonymous No.723329823
>>723329752
>wife
>gf
>female contact
you are funny
Anonymous No.723329961 >>723330089 >>723330280 >>723330651 >>723330742 >>723331437 >>723331797 >>723331938
this nigga is 7 years older than me and he has made it 5000 lightyears more than i have
Anonymous No.723330089
>>723329961
comparison is the thief of joy
Anonymous No.723330280
>>723329961
you should stop viewing wealth as success.. those that have the most tend not to be the most morally resilient
Anonymous No.723330329 >>723331187 >>723333113
>having children in [CURRENT YEAR]
Anonymous No.723330583 >>723330878 >>723332169
>>723329602 (OP)
>got famous on the internet
>became a milionaire in his 20s
>never had to work a day in his life
>lefties tried to cancel him multiple times and failed
>got a beautiful trad family
>retired while still on top and now only makes videos for fun

Pewdiepie won at life
Anonymous No.723330651 >>723330810 >>723330816
>>723329961
Pewds has good genes and was born in one of the nicest, wealthiest, most socialist nations in the world, it's just luck anon.
Anonymous No.723330720
He's a fucking billionaire. Any woman would be insane not to marry him.
Anonymous No.723330742 >>723330810 >>723331443 >>723331831
>>723329961
>Pewds has good genes
Isn't he massively insecure about his height
Anonymous No.723330756
>>723329602 (OP)
>as a father
lnao
Anonymous No.723330765
>>723329602 (OP)
Yes. Mainly when the little one is asleep. Deck is great for that
Anonymous No.723330775
I liked him better when he was a chud
Anonymous No.723330810
>>723330742
meant for >>723330651
Anonymous No.723330816
>>723330651
>good genes
i look ok and i'm slightly taller than him
>was born in one of the nicest, wealthiest, most socialist nations in the world
so was i
Anonymous No.723330878
>>723330583
will you stop bootlicking and raise up you and yours.
Anonymous No.723331052 >>723331212 >>723331375 >>723331416 >>723331452 >>723332132
>raising your blonde, blue-eyed son in Japan

Congrats, you instilled yellow fever into him and ruined your bloodline.
Anonymous No.723331083
I’m 32 with 6 kids and no there is no time. 4chan is my new video games. Even with grandpa and grandma as permanent baby sitters there is no time. New video games suck though so I’m not missing much. Oldest plays some games on original Xbox but that is it,
Anonymous No.723331140 >>723333242
>>723329662
>>723329692
Speak for yourself.

t. 30yo with 2 kids

>>723329602 (OP)
To answer OP’s question, let me put it this way.
I recently beat Persona 5 Royal for the first ever time cause I never played either version when it came out.

It took 4 months.
Anonymous No.723331174 >>723331252 >>723331551 >>723331664
even autistic gamer girls at anime conventions don't want me
I've never even been on a date and can't go on one anyway because I don't drive
it's over
Anonymous No.723331187 >>723331330
>>723330329
Begone, rabbi
Anonymous No.723331212
>>723331052
hes not a hapsburg you fucking jeet retard
nobody CARES
Anonymous No.723331215
>>723329602 (OP)
I can just stay an uncle and go gugugaga with the baby every now and then.
Anonymous No.723331252
>>723331174
>because I don't drive
Bad eyes?
Anonymous No.723331295 >>723331610 >>723332247
Why does he live in Japan?
Anonymous No.723331330
>>723331187
Funny you reply to him with that, those are the exact two words that need to be spoken in every western society for things to return back to being good enough for the average person to be able to raise kids again
Anonymous No.723331375
>>723331052
>raising your blonde, blue-eyed son in Japan
Congrats, you inadvertently gave him a harem and perpetuated your bloodline.
Anonymous No.723331416
>>723331052
AIEEEEE I HAD A GIRL BRUSH MY HAIR LIKE THIS AT SCHOOL
Anonymous No.723331437 >>723331517
>>723329961
Are you comparing yourself to one in a billion success story?
Anonymous No.723331443 >>723331740
>>723330742
>180cm
if he's complaining about that he's a massive faggot
Anonymous No.723331452 >>723331515
>>723331052
imagine if it was a daughter instead, she'd get bullied and raped daily in school
he's lucky he had a son
Anonymous No.723331490
>>723329602 (OP)
Yeah I do. Been playing silksong for a while now.
Anonymous No.723331515
>>723331452
Damn...true...
Anonymous No.723331517
>>723331437
yes
Anonymous No.723331551
>>723331174
>even autistic gamer girls at anime conventions don't want me
those have the most insane standards you would have better luck dating a supermodel
Anonymous No.723331584 >>723331725
imagine how over your life already is if your dad is a 4chan user, poor souls
Anonymous No.723331610 >>723333126
>>723331295
Because sweden is fucked. No one wants to live in western europe anymore after our politicians sold us out.
Anonymous No.723331638
I feel nothing when I see women, my brain is fucked now. I only care about money.
Anonymous No.723331664 >>723331758
>>723331174
>girls swimming in potential mates due to being 1:100 ratio of girls to boys
Yeah no shit. Frigid women too
Anonymous No.723331695 >>723331913 >>723332320 >>723332491
>ywn be this happy
Anonymous No.723331717
>>723329602 (OP)
>even tall 35 yo multimillionaire with aryan gf only has 1 kid (when his ancestors had 10 at his age)
Anonymous No.723331725
>>723331584
Could be significantly worse than a 4channer
Anonymous No.723331740 >>723331901
>>723331443
i'm the same height. it's technically tall enough to not be short but it's not tall enough to be considered ACTUALLY tall or desirable. it's mid. you don't ever feel tall and you get mogged into oblivion by the actual big boys. it's just short of greatness, better than being a midget but it's king of the manlets tier either way.
Anonymous No.723331758 >>723331896
>>723331664
>Frigid women too
nah, modern men are just trash
Anonymous No.723331790
tell em sis
Anonymous No.723331797
>>723329961
Comparison is the thief of joy
Anonymous No.723331831 >>723332086
>>723330742
That's Jerma
Anonymous No.723331878
>>723329602 (OP)
Yeah. Steam deck helps a fair bit but I also play on pc. Will be playing ng4 next week.
Anonymous No.723331896
>>723331758
By definition frigid. Having to jump through hoops to get some pussy means you're putting a big price on it. And for what?

I've never had knockout sex from these "nerd type" girls. Slutty bpd bitches are considerably better, even with all the negatives of being insane.
Anonymous No.723331901 >>723332020
>>723331740
get off the internet
Anonymous No.723331913 >>723332329
>>723331695
god I cant wait for the day she cheats on him with a black man
Anonymous No.723331929 >>723332421 >>723332536 >>723332550
>>723329602 (OP)
the last time i kissed a girl without paying for it i was 18 and im in my 30s
Anonymous No.723331938 >>723332241 >>723332268
>>723329961
and now he has nothing to work towards in his late 30's
his latest videos do imply that the boredom and meaninglessness are setting in
he even ""joked"" about having a mid-life crisis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
Anonymous No.723331941 >>723331997 >>723332659
How did he get away with it?
Anonymous No.723331965 >>723332101
My son is still a toddler, and they require a good deal of attention still while they're awake. Lifting, reading, and other projects naturally take precedence over vidya, so only a couple hours survive every weeknight. I'm excited to show him some games as he grows up. Being a dad is the best
Anonymous No.723331997
>>723331941
heated gamer moment
Anonymous No.723332020
>>723331901
i do. i get heightmogged whenever i go out.
Anonymous No.723332086
>>723331831
jerma is a healthy and average 5'6".
Anonymous No.723332101
>>723331965
I'm in a similar place. It's a real juggling act between work, lifting, kids, time with wife and then gaming. Very satisfying though.
Anonymous No.723332132
>>723331052
a girl will do that to you if your hair is nice, even if you're a fat bitch, happened to me twice in highschool
Anonymous No.723332169
>>723330583
Also lives in one of the most beautiful and safe countries in the world, that has almost none of "them".
Anonymous No.723332207
>>723329602 (OP)
fat baby fat baby fat baby on telly
Anonymous No.723332221 >>723332334 >>723332843
i'm ugly and genuinely retarded and mentally ill. why would i willingly give my genetics to an innocent human? what kind of selfish and awful person does that?
Anonymous No.723332241
>>723331938
He can devote all his time to his kid. The real boredom sets in when they move out
t. actual dad
Anonymous No.723332247 >>723332319 >>723332501
>>723331295
Pewdiepie is unironically a redpilled oldfag racist. He doesn't want to raise his family near savages, and he has fuck you money so he can live wherever.
Anonymous No.723332268
>>723331938
When you get to his level you're supposed to start focusing on boosting up other people and take more of a back seat yourself
Anonymous No.723332283
>>723329602 (OP)
I won't even be allowed to be a father because life refuses to allow me to have a fucking job
Anonymous No.723332319 >>723332409
>>723332247
>Pewdiepie is unironically a redpilled oldfag racist.
then why did he move to a country that's racist towards anyone not japanese?
Anonymous No.723332320
>>723331695
Cute kid, handsome man, beautiful wife. He really did win. Easily the YouTube GOAT. Let me know when Mr. Beast drops a n bomb livestreaming
Anonymous No.723332329
>>723331913
Anonymous No.723332334 >>723332413 >>723332489
>>723332221
Didn't stop your dad
Anonymous No.723332378 >>723332552
>>723329602 (OP)
>as a father
Anonymous No.723332409 >>723332572 >>723333113
>>723332319
Because you don't get stabbed in the neck riding public transportation or have your shit looted in Japan. Also Japan likes white people. We share cultural interests
Anonymous No.723332413
>>723332334
Ouch
Anonymous No.723332421
>>723331929
>this nigga kissed a girl
you've lost your all your fireball privileges
Anonymous No.723332489 >>723332843
>>723332334
my dad was an athletic and extroverted chad. my mother is the one that gave me all my bad looks and mental illness. it's mental illness all the way down on that side. her bloodline should have died out centuries ago.
Anonymous No.723332491
>>723331695
Anonymous No.723332501
>>723332247
>He doesn't want to raise his family near savages
bad luck then, japan has been importing a lot of africans, muslims and indians lately
Anonymous No.723332536
>>723331929
>kissing a whore
The absolute state
Anonymous No.723332550
>>723331929
wow I didn't know Mr.SuperPopular is posting in this thread. Watch yourself before you drown in pussy
Anonymous No.723332552
>>723332378
My children swarm the sewers, awaiting for the day of reckoning.
Anonymous No.723332572
>>723332409
>Also Japan likes white people.
publicly japs always put on a friendly face. in private you will never be accepted or even liked solely because you are not japanese.
Anonymous No.723332612
yeah i play minecraft with my sons and daughter
we have a survival realm and im currently building an end castle and enderman farm for them
Anonymous No.723332659 >>723332767
>>723331941
You cant be canceled if you just dont give a fuck about what faggots on twitter are saying.
Anonymous No.723332746 >>723332862
>>723329602 (OP)
I gotta give him respect if he actually practices the role of a father, instead of paying someone else to do the parenting for him despite the means to do so.
It means he is leagues above subhumans such as a lot of other rich people who produce the worst children in history compounded with inherited wealth to do actual damage to society, or equally as bad black chimps who don't even need wealth to fuck up an entire city block and its life quality through presence alone (or rather absence as a parent).
Anonymous No.723332767
>>723332659
Admiral Bucock was too based for this cruel world
Anonymous No.723332843 >>723333007
>>723332221
>>723332489
If you carry your daddy's strong genes you can unlock them.
Anonymous No.723332862
>>723332746
Pewdiepie is a normie wagecuck who struck it big. He wouldn't do sly jew tactics like Ethan Klein.
Anonymous No.723332990 >>723333305
i can barely support myself yet another person
and i constantly teeter on the brink of losing everything
dunno how you niggers can afford family
Anonymous No.723333007
>>723332843
nope. he has zero brain problems. my mother permanently polluted his genetics. don't stick your dick in crazy or you get neurotic incel sons.
Anonymous No.723333030 >>723333085
>this eceleb is much better than all the other ecelebs because he said nigga once :)
fuck you guys
Anonymous No.723333074
>he thinks I would bring another life into this nightmare world
Anonymous No.723333085 >>723333163
>>723333030
He also antisemitic
Anonymous No.723333113
>>723330329
Why do you think he left the UK? Man he must feel pissed seeing Jap politicians trying to flood the country with jeets.

>>723332409
>or have your shit looted in Japan.
Ironically his shit did get looted when he bought his house there.
Anonymous No.723333126
>>723331610
He lived in Brighton though
Anonymous No.723333163
>>723333085
We don't tolerate that sort of tomfoolery around these parts
Anonymous No.723333242 >>723333357
>>723331140
probably like my neighbor, a cuck taking care of another man's kids
Anonymous No.723333305
>>723332990
Most people with families live paycheck to paycheck or more likely are in debt. When you have a family, other people with families are more likely to throw you a rope so you don't crash out. They can't really afford it either, the society just puts more effort into helping you tread water than it does for single childless.
Anonymous No.723333313
Yeah, when everyone is asleep. Yes, I fall asleep with a game running most nights. No, my sleep habits are dreadful. No, I won't fix it. I get up early as fuck for work and do the same on weekends to enjoy my time before everyone is awake and I'm forced to enjoy my time differently.
Anonymous No.723333357 >>723333418
>>723333242
So what's the other option? Just not date women that have kids? Good luck.
Anonymous No.723333418
>>723333357
Just not date women that have kids?
ALMOST there