Thread 723330212

what games do you play with your girlfriend /v/? You do have a hot ass gf right?

I do not

do fake boobs even feel good to hold?

>>723330212 (OP)
Yes, I have a hot ass gf and I like to play The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Super Mario World, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, Super Metroid, Pokémon HeartGold & SoulSilver Versions, The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Metroid Dread, Metroid Prime Remastered, Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Xenoblade Chronicles, Super Mario Odyssey, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, GoldenEye 007, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Tetris, Pokémon Platinum, Super Mario 64, Kirby and the Forgotten Land, and Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest with her.

>>723330441
CHAD

>>723330212 (OP)
I hate fake tits. I hate white veneers. Perfume.

I love pubic hair en masse. I love when a girl smells rank. I stick my nose deep into their armpits, and inhale.

>>723330497
so you like yellow veneers?

>>723330212 (OP)
My first, second and third gf's all werent gamers. My fourth I got in to animal crossing wild world but she liked playing mind games. My fifth (divorced) I had my kids with and she'd reluctantly play soul calibur 2 but otherwise complain any time i'd ask. Gaming is for guys it's better without girls.

>>723330718
damn sorry to hear that bro but at least you're free from the shackles of a relationship and have kids anyway. I'm already tired of my gf and we haven't even gotten married or had kids yet.

>>723330718
>all your ex dislike video games
maybe its time to get one that actually like games

>>723330212 (OP)
gabrielle epstein

>>723330212 (OP)
>fake tits
lol

>>723330497
hi ranjeet

It was less fun than you think to have real life XX girl drag me into WOW
And now I can't even play that shit despite occasionally wanting to, because it reminds me of her

>>723330212 (OP)
if you have a hot ass girlfriend you spend all your time fucking her and showing her off
not playing games
god damn you fucking retarded ass niggers are stupid as fuck
bro i used to date this one chick she was so fucking hot and i would fuck her pussy and her ass
we would get drunk and party and that little faggot James was eyeing her one night so i fucking split her pussy for 2 hours straight in the backroom while that little nigger slept in the living room
i know he could hear her moaning that is how i showed how badass i am to him and how much of a pussy he is
in the morning my back was so fucked up with scratch marks because i was tearing her pussy up so good and fucking her really nice and she was loving it because she was a hot babe and a very sexy woman
yeah i am a god a chad and a king and i shouldn't be posting this on /v/ but fuck the blue board rules i'm a rebel to
i love fucking pussy
i used to love drinking liquor til i got sober
i love God because he helps me stay off liquor and hard drugs
cause if i was still on that shit i would be fucking all the hot zoomie bitches too
but now i just chilll with my cat and jack off to Rimworld

>>723330212 (OP)
Yeah she's inside my computer screen though

>>723330438
They're not as good as real ones, but they still feel nice.

She's not the hottest but can handle my terrible personality and gaming needs

>>723330438
Not as good as naturals imo.

>>723332010
God loves you too and wants all this shit out of you
the wages of sin is death

Unironically where and how do I meet femoids?

>>723330212 (OP)
name?

>>723332485
Chads dairy farm

>>723332010
>if you have a hot ass girlfriend you spend all your time fucking her and showing her off
>not playing games
That's how I knew the rest of your post was a falsehood.

>>723332485
College, work and on the way to those.

>>723332485
Church

>>723330212 (OP)
I am the girlfriend

>>723332852
you are and will always be a fucking pussy James
stay mad bitch
how is that uggo pussy treating you???

>>723332892
no faggot youre the boyfriend (gay(homosexual))

>>723332485
FFXIV, if you are open to clingy BBWs

>>723332892
post tummy

>>723333002
if you saw me you'd have no ideaaaaa

>>723330212 (OP)
women avoid spergs like myself like a plague

I have a sister, which is almost as good except we can't get married.

>>723330212 (OP)
I have a hot ass fictional gf in my head if that counts

>>723330212 (OP)
I have a hot ass gf but we don't play video games together. She knows I play them, but I don't bother doing it in front of her or force her to watch. Video games are for when you are alone, or online with other male friends, depending on genre

>>723330212 (OP)
fake balloon tits are ugly

>>723330212 (OP)
>Gabrielle (((Epstein)))

>>723333317
Same, except she started dating and now pretends to be a stacy, so we don't hangout anymore

>>723330212 (OP)
post tits or I'll make grok do it >:^)