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Anonymous No.723330212 [Report] >>723330441 >>723330497 >>723330718 >>723331103 >>723331141 >>723332010 >>723332113 >>723332626 >>723332892 >>723333262 >>723333336 >>723333651 >>723333724 >>723333870 >>723334047
what games do you play with your girlfriend /v/? You do have a hot ass gf right?
Anonymous No.723330293 [Report]
I do not
Anonymous No.723330438 [Report] >>723332228 >>723332253
do fake boobs even feel good to hold?
Anonymous No.723330441 [Report] >>723330484
>>723330212 (OP)
Yes, I have a hot ass gf and I like to play The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Super Mario World, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, Super Metroid, Pokémon HeartGold & SoulSilver Versions, The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Metroid Dread, Metroid Prime Remastered, Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Xenoblade Chronicles, Super Mario Odyssey, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, GoldenEye 007, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Tetris, Pokémon Platinum, Super Mario 64, Kirby and the Forgotten Land, and Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest with her.
Anonymous No.723330484 [Report]
>>723330441
CHAD
Anonymous No.723330497 [Report] >>723330709 >>723331265
>>723330212 (OP)
I hate fake tits. I hate white veneers. Perfume.

I love pubic hair en masse. I love when a girl smells rank. I stick my nose deep into their armpits, and inhale.
Anonymous No.723330709 [Report]
>>723330497
so you like yellow veneers?
Anonymous No.723330718 [Report] >>723330813 >>723330964
>>723330212 (OP)
My first, second and third gf's all werent gamers. My fourth I got in to animal crossing wild world but she liked playing mind games. My fifth (divorced) I had my kids with and she'd reluctantly play soul calibur 2 but otherwise complain any time i'd ask. Gaming is for guys it's better without girls.
Anonymous No.723330813 [Report]
>>723330718
damn sorry to hear that bro but at least you're free from the shackles of a relationship and have kids anyway. I'm already tired of my gf and we haven't even gotten married or had kids yet.
Anonymous No.723330964 [Report]
>>723330718
>all your ex dislike video games
maybe its time to get one that actually like games
Anonymous No.723331103 [Report]
>>723330212 (OP)
gabrielle epstein
Anonymous No.723331141 [Report]
>>723330212 (OP)
>fake tits
lol
Anonymous No.723331265 [Report]
>>723330497
hi ranjeet
Anonymous No.723331435 [Report]
It was less fun than you think to have real life XX girl drag me into WOW
And now I can't even play that shit despite occasionally wanting to, because it reminds me of her
Anonymous No.723332010 [Report] >>723332324 >>723332852
>>723330212 (OP)
if you have a hot ass girlfriend you spend all your time fucking her and showing her off
not playing games
god damn you fucking retarded ass niggers are stupid as fuck
bro i used to date this one chick she was so fucking hot and i would fuck her pussy and her ass
we would get drunk and party and that little faggot James was eyeing her one night so i fucking split her pussy for 2 hours straight in the backroom while that little nigger slept in the living room
i know he could hear her moaning that is how i showed how badass i am to him and how much of a pussy he is
in the morning my back was so fucked up with scratch marks because i was tearing her pussy up so good and fucking her really nice and she was loving it because she was a hot babe and a very sexy woman
yeah i am a god a chad and a king and i shouldn't be posting this on /v/ but fuck the blue board rules i'm a rebel to
i love fucking pussy
i used to love drinking liquor til i got sober
i love God because he helps me stay off liquor and hard drugs
cause if i was still on that shit i would be fucking all the hot zoomie bitches too
but now i just chilll with my cat and jack off to Rimworld
Anonymous No.723332113 [Report]
>>723330212 (OP)
Yeah she's inside my computer screen though
Anonymous No.723332228 [Report]
>>723330438
They're not as good as real ones, but they still feel nice.
Anonymous No.723332229 [Report]
She's not the hottest but can handle my terrible personality and gaming needs
Anonymous No.723332253 [Report]
>>723330438
Not as good as naturals imo.
Anonymous No.723332324 [Report]
>>723332010
God loves you too and wants all this shit out of you
the wages of sin is death
Anonymous No.723332485 [Report] >>723332832 >>723332867 >>723332886 >>723333040
Unironically where and how do I meet femoids?
Anonymous No.723332626 [Report]
>>723330212 (OP)
name?
Anonymous No.723332832 [Report]
>>723332485
Chads dairy farm
Anonymous No.723332852 [Report] >>723332985
>>723332010
>if you have a hot ass girlfriend you spend all your time fucking her and showing her off
>not playing games
That's how I knew the rest of your post was a falsehood.
Anonymous No.723332867 [Report]
>>723332485
College, work and on the way to those.
Anonymous No.723332886 [Report]
>>723332485
Church
Anonymous No.723332892 [Report] >>723333002 >>723333049
>>723330212 (OP)
I am the girlfriend
Anonymous No.723332985 [Report]
>>723332852
you are and will always be a fucking pussy James
stay mad bitch
how is that uggo pussy treating you???
Anonymous No.723333002 [Report] >>723333214
>>723332892
no faggot youre the boyfriend (gay(homosexual))
Anonymous No.723333040 [Report]
>>723332485
FFXIV, if you are open to clingy BBWs
Anonymous No.723333049 [Report]
>>723332892
post tummy
Anonymous No.723333214 [Report]
>>723333002
if you saw me you'd have no ideaaaaa
Anonymous No.723333262 [Report]
>>723330212 (OP)
women avoid spergs like myself like a plague
Anonymous No.723333317 [Report] >>723333971
I have a sister, which is almost as good except we can't get married.
Anonymous No.723333336 [Report]
>>723330212 (OP)
I have a hot ass fictional gf in my head if that counts
Anonymous No.723333651 [Report]
>>723330212 (OP)
I have a hot ass gf but we don't play video games together. She knows I play them, but I don't bother doing it in front of her or force her to watch. Video games are for when you are alone, or online with other male friends, depending on genre
Anonymous No.723333724 [Report]
>>723330212 (OP)
fake balloon tits are ugly
Anonymous No.723333870 [Report]
>>723330212 (OP)
>Gabrielle (((Epstein)))
Anonymous No.723333971 [Report]
>>723333317
Same, except she started dating and now pretends to be a stacy, so we don't hangout anymore
Anonymous No.723334047 [Report]
>>723330212 (OP)
post tits or I'll make grok do it >:^)