Thread 723330512

Which games have the best horses?

honse go moo

>>723330512 (OP)
SKyrim with dick physics

secret of the magic crystals

>>723330512 (OP)
Palworld has a few nice horses

>>723330512 (OP)
TOTK
RDR2

hors say to camel; for the become stable i will. hors then have become over the plabet while camel imprisoner in desert. lesson for you; become stable for to become much progeny.

inb4 uma musume.

>>723330941
those "horse"girls with shit little ears as the only markers can fuck off

>>723330941
Tranimeshit is so lame.

>>723330512 (OP)
It's Red Dead, no? Feels more like a dumb animal than a vehicle, which is more than I can say for most

>>723330790
Would

Horses are lame mounts unless theyre undead

>>723330941
You did not read the room correctly

>>723331076
Cars in GTA V are the same.

>>723330512 (OP)
Awesome intimidating lesbian horse couple?

>>723331008
This. Umafags are posers.

>>723331008
They also have a tail.

>>723331816
You know I was honestly unaware of that? Shows how signifiant that is.

>>723330604
soon…

>>723330512 (OP)
Lara with Horse and Breaking the Quiet, play them for the story tho

>>723330512 (OP)
Friendship with Benefits

>>723333564
Are they retarded?

>>723333825
>huehue language
take a wild guess

>>723333750
>Not pony waifu sim
Kill yourself anthrofag

Any horse rhythm games?

>>723333972
YJK

>>723333872
They don't look Brazilian.
But I guess SEA is no better.

Mgsv
Tomb Raider

>>723333902
Thanks for the recommendation :D

>>723330918
>Monchug calling the clans to war.webm

>>723330512 (OP)
I've seen some great horse physics in a webm by the skyrim Marie Rose guy

>>723333972
>oh it's that idiot again

>>723333972
Ugh why do horses have such big asses

that fucking ukrainian retard needs to stop fucking around and release his new vegas horse riding mod already, I wanna be a fucking cowboy

>>723334402
So humans can scratch them

>>723333972
>>723334608
as someone who grew up around horses, it makes me nervous that people stand near the rear of a horse

>>723331235
I love pebbles

>>723334720
*bestiality addict voice* WELL ACTUALLY

>>723334608
This guy gay af to not instantly start fucking that…

>>723334720
As someone who works with horses, it's really not that dangerous.

what are some games where I can look at horse vaginas

>>723334608
what a fucking slut, taunting her boytoy with other people around

>>723334720
even a cow will randomly kick behind it
great grandpa got crippled like that
you'd have to be fucking stupid to stay behind a horse

i only remember useful horses from mgsv and red dead 2

>>723334976
Modded Skyrim and Palworld

>>723335090
Most of the time it's okay if the horse knows you, and knows you're there.
It's not okay if you surprise them or they don't know you.

I still wouldn't take my chances to stay behind one even if I knew it for over a year though

>>723331235
>that one indian creature in the picture doing a stupid face

I am watching the mlp 15th anniversary stream

>>723335760
Same

>>723335760
did one a long time ago, was pretty funny

Skyrim has floppy half-erect horsecocks now.

>>723335760
I watch until season 2 is done and that's all. Not sticking around for barbieshit.

>>723335760
I have never watched the new series, but always considered. Is it worth it? Also the best horse companion in any video game remains Agro from Shadow of the Collosus. The bond between rider and horse in that series is immaculate, and I love steppe nomad type horse archery in general. Even if the bows were kinda shit until you go the upgrades.

>>723330512 (OP)
MGSV has probably the best horse in gaming.
>can teleport when you whistle
>can wear armor
>stealth on horseback, completely conceals you from one side
>acts as mobile cover
>can be ordered to follow you, matching your speed no matter if you're running, crawling or duck walking
>fastest movement speed in the game, and unlike vehicles, uneven terrain does not stop or slow him down, plus you can instantly get on/off of him
>knocks out any guard or animal in his way
>can carry prisoners
>can lay a "mine" that stops enemy cars
>you can shoot anything from horseback, machineguns, rocket launchers, grenades, nothing phases him
He's great. It's just that other buddy options are even better, so he doesn't see much use after the first few missions.

>>723336193
Only faggots care about horse cock. Mare pussy or bust.

>>723333972
Cute.

>>723336684
It's not gay if the horse fucks women.

>>723336818
Why would you want to look at w*men

>>723336491
Tomboy pussy > Moth pussy > Horse pussy

Is this the thread?

>>723336364
My boss saw me opening this and gave me a promotion

>>723336901
Because then I won't have to fuck them if the horse does it for me.

>>723336684
Skyrim bestiality modders are fags and only care about cock.

>>723336943
No tranny

>>723331235
kinda cute desuwa

>>723336364
would they even feel your dick?
like they're used to taking 2 foot long dicks dude, how are they gonna feel something that's 5-7 inches?

>>723336442
If you stop before season 3 yeah it's good.

Oppai loli in a see-through sundress...

>>723337973
nobody cares what the animal wants. just tell yourself lies and download infographics from imageboards that tell you what you want to hear ('sexually interfering with animals is good')

>>723336364
How can human women even hope to compete?

>>723332025
>me being wrong just shows how right I am
retard

>>723331235
>xhe listens to Avenged Sevenfold

>>723336423
You're not really a real fan.

>>723337973
What do you take pussies for? magic portals with triggers based on distance? calloused insides with never only at the far end of it?

>>723339081
Fuck off subhuman barbieshitter tourist

WHERE ARE THE DONUTS

>>723339174
I don't know about animal pussy alright?
At least a human can tell you that they feel you inside or some shit and that it feels good

>>723334936
How? It's all up to their mood because their kick can absolutely kill you.

>>723339257
No, you really are a subpar appreciator of pony. I have more right to tell you to fuck off.

>>723330512 (OP)
Umamusume

>>723339550
I've been kicked multiple times and it's never been from just walking behind one. If a horse knows you approaching their butt is like approaching any other part of their body

>>723339587
Drink bleach newfaggot. You aren't going to Equestria.

>>723339257
>barbieshitter tourist
somewho who sticks with all 9 seasons from start to finish is a tourist and somehow you who only bothered with 2 isn't? lol newfag

>>723334608
I'm not a zoophile stop trying to enflame my loins

>>723339786
I don't know man, to me it's the same logic as never putting your face next to a dog's. Sure, they can know you but you never know if they ever have a retard moment and decide to nip you.

I am just surprised the thread has not been hijacked by gachanegroes yet

>>723340502
They're not getting purged so they have no reason to

>>723330512 (OP)
probably KC:D1
I can punch them to level up unarmed combat skill until the horse passes out

>Look inside expecting /an/
>beast and mlp

>>723340850
>sees horse OP
>expecting anything but a constant simmering lust
first day on /v/?

>>723340404
>How do I tell people I've lived my entire life in city apartments that don't allow pets without telling them?

>>723340404
Maybe I'm way too comfortable around them, but I never feel like I could get kicked

>>723339796
>Newfag calling others newfags
Lol, I was part of the fandom since the /co/ days. You have no say here.

>>723341556
the more you fear it the more likely it is to happen. they can pick up on your nervosity and will get nervous themselves

>>723341256
hehe

>>723333564
That's gotta be animal cruelty.

Will there be mods?

I'm guessing janny thinks this is the uma thread.

Test

>>723345329
Pass

Horses are cool and better than dogs

>>723344221
Horses are strange creatures. I still love them though

>>723330512 (OP)
PISEK FUCKING LAD

>>723340850
>>beast and mlp
That's how it goes in every horse thread on this website, so I'm not sure why you'd expect anything different. Even the horse gen on /an/ is just diet /mlp/.

Why is it like this?

>>723330512 (OP)
Horseland

>>723346126
Erm sir this is the horse thread

>>723346229
I can't wait I'm gonna be a race horse

>>723346373
>bro we in a fucking white man

>lots of horse games
>NO llama games
not fair

>>723340850
this is /an/

>>723346885
Alpacas are cooler than llamas desu

>immediate archive on the uma thread
?????

>>723351272
don't invade this one pls, just make a new one :)

>>723351321
You ever consider ours are getting axed because janny thinks this is the uma thread?

If Uma Musume has taught me anything by proxy, it's that video game horses aren't nearly silly enough. Horses have some of the goofiest personalities of any animal I've seen.

>>723351272
>>723336051
Didn't you know? Only deltatroon is allowed to have a general on /v/.

>>723331235
Did they explicitly put the Pebbles bond perk into KCD2 because of this?

>>723351321
It won't be invaded no worries, just confused

>>723351272
it was taking too much attention away from the tendie and coom threads, please understand

>>723351321
This thread was on page 10 lmao

There's a multi G1 winner horse who loves bananas so much he spit out carrots he was currently eating at the smell of a banana to immediately devour it. https://youtube.com/watch?v=_QQL2JwXUMo

janny niggerfaggot really saw a thread with at least 50 active posters exclusively discussing video game content and decided he HAS to archive it at 400+ posts, how pathetic lmao

>>723351616
I'm sure that won't lead to half a dozen new threads being created in the next 10 minutes, really helps clean up the board

>>723351596
Why is his head so big?

>>723334608
how do you NOT get an erection like that?

>>723330512 (OP)
fable: the journey

i loved how you could put a latex bodysuit over the horse in MGS5

>>723334608
>cmon over here and check this out
>ermm I can't stand right now..

>>723346126
>I can't wait! I'm going to be the first man on Mars soon!
>Bro we in a fucking hot horse pussy

Uh

>>723352847
Why are devs allowed to pander to gay furries but pussy lovers get nothing?

The fuck is happening in this thread.

>>723352847
Is this a mod

>>723355192
idk