Thread 723330909

What are some TRVTH NVKEs that people need to hear about video games?

>>723330909 (OP)
you wasted your prime years pressing plastic buttons just to make numbers go up

>pressing R1 and roll isn't a good combat system
>imsims are genuinely a shit genre
>the word roguelike has evolved past your DOS days
>consoles are inferior in every way but it's fine to buy them and just admit you don't care about shit like modding, graphics, fps, etc
>DEI doesn't ruin games but the people who peddle the idea definitely do
On a side note I just want ONE black woman protag who isn't an annoying girl boss.

the gamepad is the biggest obstacle in innovative game design and needs to be discarded

>>723330909 (OP)
pic related

rangeban all wojakniggers

>>723330909 (OP)
if a game doesn't support m+k then it's a shit game

>>723331440
zased

You are insignificant, no one cares about your opinion and it has absolutely zero impact on anything in the industry. There is no difference between you spewing your most-likely-/pol/-nonsense and remaining quiet except for some reason you feel as if you accomplished something with the former. If anything, the world is a worse place thanks to you being unable to keep your retarded thoughts to yourself

>>723330909 (OP)
(you)r favorite game sucks ass

>>723330909 (OP)
if you play videogames after 20 you are a loser

non-american diversity is good and there should be more video games developed by studios in africa comprised entirely of people native to the region

>>723331787
The irony that your post applies more to you than anyone here.

>>723330909 (OP)
Modern gaming is great

Most video game "fanbases" are just secondaries. Barely anyone even plays games anymore.

>FNAF
>Deltatroon
>Fire Emblem
>Touhou
>Yakooza
>SMT

Literally all secondaries

you have to realize if you ever think this is a good place to take advice on video games you are retarded. this place is nothing but browns, trannies, and bots flinging their shit in the threads hoping to bait anyone because it is the closest thing they'll ever have to socializing.
oh and the layoffs that's been happening is them letting go of more and more playtesters. that's why there has been a dramatic increase in broken games

Mouse and keyboard is objectively the most SOULLESS way to play a game

>>723332091
>Fire Emblem
I think it's more apt to say 3H, Fateswakening, and Heroes fans are secondaries. Those were the types that only play their one or two games in the series.
I think every FE is good to some degree and all are worth playing and enjoying

>>723331985
holy whoosh

>>723330909 (OP)
Your life's responsibilities and obligations don't go away just because you're playing them.
Time moves on and their urgency only increases.

>>723332225
i agree with you in terms of emulating old consoles. you gotta always use the controller it was meant for

Dark souls 2 is written better, plays better, looks better, has better characters and is overall a much better game than bg3

>>723331924
Pound sand, shithead.
I played pong at 13.

>>723331787
This you?

Elden Ring is popular because it's easy. You can grind yourself out of challenge and use summons. Normies love it because they are "part of the conversation" when they beat the "hard" game.

>>723332684
kek

>>723330909 (OP)
Timmy is right about the industry, he just has a nerdy look, so every retard feels an urge to teach him a lesson

ugly jaknigger thread indicating the fall of /v/

>>723332874
no, I don't tell people to die because I'm emotionally more mature than a child
>t-t-this you?!?

>>723330909 (OP)
Normies and sex havers haver ruined gaming for good. It is very unlikely that they will be driven away and gaming becomes a trve avtistcel hobby again as it should be,

>>723333057
I’m almost ready to give up and let the ‘teens have 4chan

>>723332684
fuck oooOOOOFFF!!!!!!

>>723330909 (OP)
Games aren't going to get better because they're not being made by autistic geniuses doing it for fun anymore. AI probably won't change that either but we can wait and see.

>>723333228
RapeApe killed 4chan

>>723333068
I dunno you sound like that retard lmao.

>>723333587
True.

there is no need to be so upset lil bro

>>723333228
Teens? Don't kid yourself, most people here are angry millenials with the occasional zoomer. Everybody has just degraded mentally from everything going to shit.

>>723332684
>I'm thirty five and I see people who still have free time and enjoy it as better than me and I can't stand that
thanks for the projection anon, very cool.

Video games are for losers

>>723331167
that last one is a very cheeky one because they definitely go hand in hand. you don't peddle that shit without being completely ideologically captured which, surprise surprise, makes you prioritize everything but making the game good

Games have way, way too many boss fights.

>>723331024
Prime years that could have been spent doing what?
When I moved out of California everyone said "Bro you can't do that, you won't be able to go to the beach anymore", these people were my friends, we never went to the beach.....we never wanted to go to the beach....and here you are saying we wasted our best days not going to the beach that we never wanted to go to and never went to in the first place

>>723332874
>What difference does it make, hm?
dear mother of god, what kind of autism compels ANYONE to type this?

>>723331440
Holy based snake appreciator

>>723333751
Shartyteens is what I mean, which includes special little guys aged 16 to 24 as far as I can tell

all remakes are objectively, inherently, bad and anti-art

>>723331024
One of my co-workers said he doesn't play video games because his life was more interesting than video games. And I asked him if he meant the game itself or playing the game and he said the game itself.

lol. Like you have a more interesting life than John Halo. We work at walmart, lmao.

>>723331260
I understand this perspective but I'd like to hear your reasoning why. Videogames are digital and need a control interface to interact with. I don't support stapling a chip into the player's brain, either. If you want a sci-fi esque brain lattice that's clearly in the works, but there's no guarantee it is superior or even preferable to a better controller model. You could also argue that games can be released with their own proprietary controllers but this is costly and often impractical.

>>723333760
>Always accuse the other of that which you are.
Lol. I see you, chicken chopper.

>>723331787
>>723332874
Lmao look at this dunning kruger ass little bitch typing up melodramatic edgar alan poe monologues on /v/ideogames-for-babies thinking he's tapped some kind of ancient wisdom. Absolutely embarrassing. Please kill yourself ASAP and spare all of us your rote sophistry.

>>723331440
>even scifiGODS love videogames
NormalPIGS LOST, again

>>723331024
True. It was wonderful.

>>723331024
but now I press plastic buttons and collect paycheck for that

>>723333587
I dearly hope one day an actual ape rapes him

>>723330909 (OP)
cob will always be coal.

>>723330909 (OP)
Undertale's success was entirely a case of "right place, right time"
The reason Toby Fox is allowed to keep inserting himself everywhere is because people are afraid of getting their social standing/career ruined by speaking up to criticize him

>>723334461
keep in mind these articles are from 1993 in a game magazine, it seems the target audience wasn't children when it came to the logic about accepting gaming in the future (which we now live in)