Thread 723331254

Joker Festival isnt happening this week so we are safe for now

>>723331254 (OP)
>sonic slowly sliding backwards
Sonic... are you okay man

IS HE IN?

Best Rouge builds?

>>723331478
Knack'd

What do we think Sonicbros?

>>723331536
I'm thinking I can't wait to be 1 day away from it's release for them to delay it another year again.

>>723331536
>fall guys clone five years after the genre died
looking grim tbqh fampai

>>723331254 (OP)
>Joker festival will most likely happen during Halloween weekend
>I will be out of town and away from my PC
Time to see if my laptop can run it.

>>723331494
good outfit but those proportions are horrible

>>723331494
The fuck is this man, why the hell are her hands and feet so fuckin tiny?

>>723331534
If Bernie gets in instead of Shou I wouldn't even be mad. He deserves it just as much.

>>723331494
>midget arms
kek do bbwfags really?

>>723331254 (OP)
Slopic Racing: Slop Worlds

>>723331536
only relevant because they decided not to release it for so long.
It's no crossworlds.

>>723331907
on a separate note, I'm curious when we'll start seeing stuff about the next mainline game.

Home in a couple hours if anyone wants to host lobbies again tonight

>>723331536
Im probably the only one here excited for this

>>723332265
holy fuck

>>723332265
how is this even possible lmao
what an evil game

>>723332265
ummmm...your silver surfer build????

>>723332265
owned

>>723331639
>Fall Guys was 5 years ago
Damn, that was a fun week before it died

>>723331536
>DA MOST INTENSE SONIC GAME EVA
crossworlds already came out though

>>723332265
kek

So why is it that despite being in Legend 9, I'm consistently getting matched up with faggots in Legend 1 and 2 who completely smoke me so hard that I'm nearly half the track behind 11th by the time the race is over? Like even with a drill I can't even catch up before it ends and I start losing ground again.

What's your excuse to not grind, anon?

>>723332927
Skill issue

>>723333010
i keep coming in 7th~12th
- A rank fag

>>723333021
Matchmaking issue more like it, I'm Legend 9, I should be matched up with people in Legend 9, 8 at the most.

>>723333010
I have a job.

>>723333010
I have Crossplay enabled unlike this Amytroon who just farms alone in bot lobbies. Anyone who wants to be Legend 1 can do so with enough time by just farming bots.

>>723333051
That's me but in B-.

C+ to B- was a massive jump in difficulty.

>5 races
>lose 20points
>5th race
>earn 2 points
THANKS SEGA!!!

>>723332265
Can I convince you to turn on the gadget display and minimap for future webms? It's really important information

>>723333010
im not THAT autistic
also, getting top 10 times gives me zero online ranking

>>723333232
silly autismo cat

>>723333010
>crossworlds alt
I love the game but I have a life too...

>>723333281
sorry I'm too autistic to impair my own visuals for occasionally necessary webm context

>>723333730
elise mod when.

>How it feels to equip anything except Inventory Plus, Inventory Swap, and Wisp Chance UP
Boy I'm sure having a lotta fun.

>>723333010
I have other games I want to play.
Also every anon makes Legend Rank online sound miserable, so I'm not in any rush to get out of the B Ranks atm.

To the other like three AlexGODS... what started as a shitpost here... is complete. It's time.
(sorry about the wait, thought it would be in the loverslab thread already, whoops)

Bunnysuit Alex (three separate boob sizes, make sure to only use one set at a time and scrap the other sets) - https://files.catbox.moe/ah8non.zip

It goes from "regular", to "XL", to "you might have autism if you lust over these blocktits"

And also, for the Amychads,

That one "Amy in Rouge's outfit" mod, with bigger tits - https://files.catbox.moe/ac5xky.zip

>front runners often run silver surfer
>blue boo therefore nearly always hits somebody invincible
>the item designed to punish the front runner is actually nearly always a tool benefiting him
?????

It’s in

>>723333976
BASED

Blaze sexo
Rouge sexo
Vanilla sexo
Amy... sexo
Eggman sexo
No other characters are sexo

She's in.

>>723331536
I only care about it getting more content updates for the music.

>>723334043
Doesn't matter, they still lose once the baggers unleash the 3 drills they've been holding the entire game.

>>723334161
based sexo list
+ Wave

>>723334161
Honey

>>723333976
not interested in block tits but holy fuck thank you for the tiddy amy

>>723333757
But it helps you see Boom Boos :(

>>723333976
Im bringing Alex to most played character with this one

>>723333010
Literally this

If they were to add in the rest of the Deadly Six i'd want them to be voiced with interactions but I know that wouldn't happen even with Sonic specific characters.

>>723334227
>>723334228
I forgot they existed

>>723333976
alex is built like THIS???
steve is a lucky guy...

>>723334337
its okay, sega forgot too

>>723333976
my king....my God...

>>723334386
>>723333976
You're a fucking nutcase lmao, but thank you for your contribution

So I can't seem to make attacks work right whether they be traps or the funny boxing gloves or even the goddamn monster truck. What can I do to improve (besides aiming + the basic gitgud)?

>>723334262
won't I just always see them as they zoom past me in 8th?

>>723334541
>traps
You need to place them in blind choke points. The apex of a blind turn, the end of a locked movement jump, immediately after a boost pad (NOT before), immediately after a blind turn (best example: the Market Street cliff turn, Radical Highway final loop, et al)
>projectiles
The farther away you are, the less likely it is to hit. Use them in kissing range.
>monster truck
Same deal, but using it for terrain cuts is usually more optimal anyway.

>>723332927
Why is there such a huge skill gap? Are there unintended skips with tight frame windows or something? Otherwise just practice the tracks.

>>723334773
There's no meaningful difference between Legend 9 and Legend 1 to be quite honest, S Rank times are a MUCH better indicator of player skill. Either you know how to drive or you don't.

>>723332265
>Easy, Breez-ACK!

>>723332265
I keep saying the last bounce is targeted

>>723334386
im more concerned that the first bunnysuit mod is alex, yet it was more likely than what i wanted

>>723334773
I noticed that since top 10 are streamers they play in packs and those dont hit them so they are in festival mode in comparison

>>723334773
I have S Ranks on every map in time trials, my track knowledge is fine, unfortunately there's this thing called being hit with a million fucking items throughout the race and being unable to ever recover ground since im only getting regular fucking wisps back here in 12th and even if i get a drill it doesn't even bring me up to 11th. I'm about to drop the game at this point, not even Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was this demoralizing to play.

>>723332265
>confirmed as smart as fucking eggman, to rival his tech
>stuck with a loud jobber (both in racing, and combat) and someone who is genuinely as strong as knuckles but is too dumb to ever utilize it correctly
>love them to death
I like wave and her misadventures alot

>>723335298
Kek

>>723333976
K, B, C.

>>723332230
I too cant wait to pay $50 for Sonic in a zebra outfit, gacha rolls, multiple simultaneous $10 battle passes, subscription service, etc

rougeSisters... not like this...

>>723335649
the PAWG of sonic racing:crossworlds, yep YEP YEP.

>>723335692
>the speed of sonic and the power of a zebra
METALBROS... EGGMAN IS GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER UPGRADE...

>>723335692
Those dollar amounts aren't real, are they?

>>723335649
*BWOMP*

>get 1st three times in a row in online Legend matchmaking
That felt great. I never bag before you accuse me. Pure skill Ring Boost-based loadout.

>>723335918
>spoiler
Post it.

>>723335918
>spoiler
Don't take it personally but I don't believe you for even a second. I have 200 hours under my belt at this point and using any build that's designed around actually racing has me just get spammed out of 1st place contention early on and just completely kills my ability to catch up.

Got two wins in a row and almost got a third in a row but got 3rd place. Used Blaze in an Acceleration car with the following gadgets:
-200 Rings
-Boost Tuner 2
-Air Trick Bounty
-Air Trick Adept (Adept is the one slot one I think)
-Drafting Bounty

any lobbies?

>>723333976
>never touched steve/alex and only played creeper
>they are power for some reason
What's a good car for power characters?

>>723335886
First time?

>>723336358
Any. Power just has good stats in general.

>>723336358
take mini ring boost + ring range UP + slipstream bounty + your favorite 3 slot of choice (preferably quick recovery)
enjoy your high placements and the occasional victory

>>723335857
CUTE

>>723335692
Why are phone games allowed to do this?

>>723333010
1. I have a job
2. I am not a tranny
3. I wash regularly
4. I see sunlight

>>723336358
>they are power for some reason
Steve/Alex can CANONICALLY obliterate (read: no trace left) entire blocks of Diamond, Obsidian, and Niggerite (harder than both)

>>723335692
THEY ARE HARVESTING CREAM
ONIONS CREAM IS BUNNIES
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>723336835
then why is Creeper (who is stronger) Accel?

>>723335625
I mean, ignoring that, game looks fun, just hoping they change those bullshit prices

>>723335692
what the fuck man

>>723336942
you mean the power stat? creepers have 7 less than them i think
in minecraft, to the point of being able to kill them? creepers can blow up pure diamond blocks and weapons crafted from netherite. i kneel

>>723337143
I meant in universe, yes

>>723335649
ok, but is there a reverse suit version

front besties

Do Wave porno mods exist yet?

>>723337741
birdGAWDS

>>723337741
Every time I was frontrunning today it was neck-and-neck with a Jet. What's with those guys?

>>723337805
yes, they are in my mind

>>723336942
The defining trait of a creeper is that they explode. An explosion is a rapid expansion/acceleration of gases. Mose likely though, they are just trying to balance out character types except for boost since Miku deserves to be special.

>>723331494
Ew... boobs too small.

>>723332265
Karma for pulling a bagging fagging.

>>723336942
Acceleration characters have low speed, and Creepers aren't known for being very fast.

fastest possible vehicle that's not an EG?

>>723338673
what's the point of bagging from the first lap

>>723335692
ronin shadow, my beloved

>>723338692
Royal Chariot or Silver's bike helmet car, depends on the game mode and track. Trail Runner is fastest on one or two tracks too, but I don't recall which.

>>723338705
Oh. Guess I made a wrong assumption.

How many online points do ya got?

>>723338982
1694

>>723336835
the better question is why the hell is Alex a separated character slot than steve, they barely have any differences. just make it skins like the ghosts

>>723331663
>laptop
heed the creamfag's warning

>>723339246
Its ok I don't have any mods downloaded anyway

>>723339106
IM BOWING MY HEAD LOW

>>723338982
A little under 4000 currently. Don't really care about the number anymore, to be quite honest.

>>723337906
They reach, but never catch.

>>723339246
???

>>723339495
POST THE SCREENCAP

>xhe already forgot about the airport China incident
perhaps we did not make it enough of a point

>>723339695
>have no idea if she's a kid or not because she's fucking chinese
pottery

>>723331850
>bbw
she's not even fat

>>723340351
?

>>723334386
Made for BBC

Big Block Cock

>>723331536
This isn't a fucking general, don't post about unrelated shit you faggot.

>>723339695
makes me kek every time
That aside, have we got any lobbies up? or are we waiting for Americans?

She's in

What gadget setup do you use most online?

how do lobbies work outside of the festival

>>723341102
The same

>>723341102
You just make em
For 4man in World Match, share your code from the menu before queueing
For 12man custom games, you go into Friend Match and customize the lobby settings once inside

>>723333976
When the pac man dlc releases, can we give pinky big fat ghost tits as well please

>>723340676
>he doesn't know Crossworlds threads are just better /sthg/s

>>723341493
Go back

>>723340895
Counter drift, level 2, mini ring boost and slipstream bounty

>>723338691
Acceleration characters have the 2nd highest speed.

If you hit me for no reason on lap 1 don't cry when I come back with a truck and crush you on lap 3

>>723339695
>identical face to the eggman pic
kek

you guys wanna do whaaaaat to the rabbit?

OK you all are taking too long I'm going on the grind

Any lobbies up right now?

Blaze would look better with bigger tits.

>>723342358
you'd look better with my cock up your ass, fag

>>723341619
counter drift is the most fun way to drift.

Why are Blazeniggers gay? >>723342618
Is it because their "waifu" (lol) looks like a man?

The most requested mod yet

>>723333010
I play only for an hour a day at most because I have other games under my belt currently

>>723342358
Based

>>723342949
I need one to complete the World Traveler challenge. You need to drive 40k miles. I'm almost halfway there with over 200 hours on the game.

technical drift needs a nerf

>>723342671
3 sluts and only triggers once. thats a hard sell

>>723342949
At least then it explains why its value is so WEAK.

>>723343183
>makes your car turn like shit
>doesn't work in plane or boat mode
it's fine.

>>723342949
>cheating

One thing i've liked so far in my online progression is that I haven't seen a "you HAVE to play this specific character with this specific car" mentality that I saw in the past with Mario Kart. I've won races with different and unique car setups and i've seen others win with unique setups.

>like Wave
>like Cream
>like Rouge
>like Blaze
>need to buy decals
>need to buy horns
>need to buy AI skins
>need to buy titles
AAAIIEEEEE WHAT DO I FOCUS ON

>>723343183
make counter drift a 2 slot
buff perfect drift boost
do whatever to friction drift that shit is just unusable

there, now there is options

>>723343334
Look closer

Dragon Road crossworld? I'm picking.
If it's not, I'm going random.

>>723343301
>>makes your car turn like shit
irrelevant on hover boards since they inside drift
genuinely would rather play against baggers than the silver surfer build

>>723343551
>HIDDEN WORLD!

Time trialing Metal Harbor until my soul leaves my body (again). Where's the best spot to use wisp boosts?

He’s in

>Guy ahead of me
>Cyberspace or random
>He picks random
>Kraken Bay

>>723343461
Spend 3k on your favorite character then shelve friendship mode until post game

>>723343623
I've made a grave mistake

>>723343612
>would nerf something that punishes everyone who uses it just for one specific build
evil ass rape nigga activity

>>723343712
I already done everything bar maxxxing race park tickets and I'm not doing S rank time trials that's too autistic for me

>>723343659
I think I just used them on the final ramp to cut the jump harder

Why is acceleration a bad stat

>>723343861
Because it does nothing.

>>723343861
It is worse than Power. Power decreases rings lost, makes enemies who touch you lose rings (or you to lose rings) and makes you take less hit stun, acceleration only helps you regain speed faster after being hit, but does it worse than Power. Unless there's some hidden effect nobody recognised yet like with Power days ago, it's the worst stat

>>723337741
>After

>>723338982
2.8k something

There needs to be an online ranked to justify points going down. Make it a separate category from World Match for the competitive autists.

So when do you think we'll get the Sonic R music stuck in the files? Maybe it'll be a reward for time trialling the crossover cups.

>tag two people with tornado
>knocked out of shortcut ring
Mr. SEGA, what the fuck.

>>723344105
where in the fuck does people takes this doujinshis from?

>>723334386
>Steve is a lucky guy

Sorry anon, but he got friendzoned a while ago

>>723337741
Babylon supremacy, I love to see it

>>723342949
1000000 INFINITILLION INFINITICKETS

I literally am losing my legend rank, can sweats fuck off back to mario

>>723344771
You are bad, the game wants you to climb, points are given out like candy

>>723344105
my pov btw

>>723344838
shut the fuck up bagnigger

If point loss is the name of the game, festivals should implement festival point loss for failing objectives.

>>723344876
Never bagged, cry more

>>723345049
okay silversurfer nigger

>>723345026
>lowest team objectives also loses 10 points
hell yeah

>>723345119
Lmao I use drift bounty, try again

>four people with monster trucks at once
>me getting wisps
Great balance.

>>723345340
I drift your mom onto my cock

Item respawns online are one-frame until I reach them, then are somehow gone an additional 10 frames.

>attack item up
>still getting 50% wisps
Ebin.

Eric anti-Nintendo marketing thread.

anyone got the link to all of the friendship unlocks?

>Sage Rule34 Gooner
I know you're posting in here.

>>723342949
As someone who actually likes Infinite this is great

>>723345882
I'd really like to know how the item rates work. Attack up is supposed to increase your chances of getting an attack item by 32% since there are 8 attack items and each one gets a 4% increased chance. Short Fuse and Giant Rocket Punch each add an extra 10%. So theoretically with all 3 equipped you have a 52% greater chance of getting an attack item, but it's hard to say what this actually means in practice.

>>723337741
>holds item to give the boss a chance to get ahead
canon waveGAWD

>>723336586
Ring range up sucks ass, I never feel it do anything unless i'm practically right on top of the rings anyway. It's never going to help you take better lines.

>>723346984
It seems to be +4% per item for all of them except the hyper specialist ones like Short Fuse

balance patch when

>>723347450
Right before End of Service.

What determines the knockback in this game? Seems like I'm made of tissue paper no matter what cart/racer I'm using.

No lobbies?

>>723340895
Drift kit + depends on my mood, course, etc

>>723347756
Cars are resistant to knockback during a drift, otherwise all bets are off
Boats can't drift

>>723347479
so this week?

So apparently items were even more broken in the closed beta and they nerfed them due to feedback
which is insane to think how fucking broken they'd have to have been before

>>723348087
hope they nerf them further and buff the cars

someone man up and post a lobby, or you'll be playing in a lobby at the Mercy of a Jetfag

new wristbreaker tech dropped on jp twitter
>drift in whatever direction you want to go like usual
>let the drift go for a boost, then immediately start a drift in the OPPOSITE direction, then counter THAT drift (without dropping the gauge) all in very quick succession
>your momentum's angle will snap inward to make a sharper turn

>>723348787
>he's just now found out about this

>>723348787
>>723348896
More incentive to use Technical Drift.

>>723348787
Cursed tech, hope it doesn't become common or necessary. Is definitely going to fuck with lines on huge 270-degree plus turns.

>>723348787
please I don't want this to become a needed tech, I don't want to sweat my balls in a children's game I play to relax

>>723348787
Time to bind left paddle to D-Pad Left and right paddle to D-Pad Right, so I can do the flick without having to move my analog stick even a little bit.

>>723331536
Am I going crazy? You can download this and play it right now. The hell?

>>723331536
Where's Miku?

>>723350063
t. thirdie

>>723350225
I'm in Canada so yes

>>723344771
All you have to do to gain points is place 6 or above. Placing 7 doesn't reduce points. And in any case, you earn more points than you lose even if you place 12th.
That said, legend players need to learn what the sun looks like and what a job entails

>>723350883
I know about placing, it's just that even a single regular glove downs you to 7th if not 12th when everyone turbospeeds past you before you can even blink

>>723331254 (OP)
>Joker Festival isnt happening this week
good

>>723331254 (OP)
>Joker Festival isnt happening this week so we are safe for now
noooooooooooooo

>>723339213
>the better question is why the hell is Alex a separated character slot than steve
microsft autism forces them to treat alex as equal to steve, probably also why alex is power like steve

>>723336586
Mini ring boost is a god damn scam, it is such a miniscule speed increase that leads into no big changes in your gameplan

>>723352254
>going fast is bad

>>723352254
>300% acceleration boost when picking up a ring is a scam

>>723352436
>>723352441
It's fine stacked with ring boost, otherwise it is not remotely fast enough to warrant using. Both builds that would utilize it best (perfect drift bounty/slipstream bounty) do not gain enough speed to matter unless it's either ring boost or ring boost + mini.

Lobby incoming, should it be for world matches or private races?

>>723352641
it's not meant to make you faster, it's to undo items making you slower.

>>723352441
Do you happen to have an acceleration value for the full ring boost? If they are the same, then just the acceleration makes it worth using regardless of change in top speed. I haven't tried the mini much, full ring boost plus slip stream bounty is really nice to get going again after taking damage.

>>723352641
>takes a perfect tight line in lap 3 through a line of rings before extending my drift boost with a bounty overtaking you
nothing personel

>>723352886
500% iirc

>>723352886
It's the same I think, the main difference between the two is that you get a 7 speed boost with mini and 14 speed boost with full.

I'm dying to buy this shit game purely so I can enjoy some Migu Ass but fuck it's too expensive if I'm only going to enjoy her ass. :'c

>>723352814
Private for maximum frens.

>>723352972
>>723353015
Thanks, so potentially higher depending on who is right, but not double for a double size gadget. I'll have to try it out regardless of the actual value to see if it gives a similar feel at lower cost.

>>723352814
Whichever you want, you're the Lobby maker. Honestly was about to lose my shit when I went to eat dinner and came back to still no lobby

>>723352814
start with fren lobby, swap to world lobby if it's too quiet

>>723352880
>>723352901
Ok and ring boost or both at the same time does both of these. I DO both of these without feeling like I'm neutering my build taking up 2-3 slots for it, while having extra speed that makes the recovery/overtake even faster

49077815

Okay am ready

>>723352972
Mini is 300%, normal is 500%. Idk if the access stack, not that I feel you need it.

>>723353046
Its actually fun to play just go for it

>>723353243
Ring Boost vs Quick Recovery is your choice, but one is clearly weaker to getting fucked compared to the other.

>>723353438
Oh I will fully admit quick recovery is good. I just don't enjoy a 3 slot that doesn't improve my enjoyment of the game, when I can run say, tech drift/quick lvl 2/ring boost/slipstream bounty and hit 245+ at no rings if I slipstream mid drift boost while still feeling like I'm driving well to be at the top of the pack.

I will accept the occasional item mugging because, imo, quick recovery does help but you can still definitely get item comboed with it on.

>>723353243
The real reason ring boost is good is because it overlaps in use with ring generation, if you are genning rings you may as well get something for it

>>723350970
I usually tend to fall back say, from 1st to 5th, but catch up in a couple seconds due to how insane slipstream speed chaining is. If I still get combos after, it would even be happening with quick recovery on.

Ive just accepted that every build is a bagging build, it's just how it's applied. The power of the build I listed is I either stay up in the top half or fall down but have insane catch-up to bag a power item back to a position to use it for upsets.

What's the best way to apply all the boosts? Is stacking them any good or is there a good staggering method to use?

>miss the last boost ring in the line of three on Aqua Forest somehow
>barely live by clipping into the track
Wow.

>>723354041
Aqua Forest is the most jank mess of a track in the game and it's not even close.

What's this silver surfer thing everyone's talking about?

>>723354162
Tech drift/quick lvl 2/quick lvl 3/ultimate charge

Are ring boosts and item boosts the same level of boost?

>>723354098
Not when Mystic Jungle exist lol, but it's a close second.

>>723354162
Technical Drift, Ultimate Charge, Level 2 and 3 Drift on Extreme Gear.

I hate Minecraft World I hate Minecraft World I hate Minecraft World I hate Minecraft World I hate Minecraft World

So tech drift is preferable to the drift charge kit?

>>723354663
Look at it more like an alternate driving model. I think tech drift actually handles corners better it's just harder

>>723354663
It's smaller and works on every boost level including 4 (the longest one by far). It's pretty much mandatory if you are min/maxing.

Gadget Guide

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y1rXAYbYNVvCb4WMmTBPrn9Edlsqql69CGKd4utXKVw/edit?tab=t.0

You know who to kill just by looking at them. Yes they are bagging.

>>723355095
We shat on them. :)

Tech drift on minecart feels like a different game

anyone playing?

i am throwing

>>723355629
I'm in with a Charmy and Two Blazes in World match. My build sucks and I have exercise to catch up on so I may drop out soon.

>>723355709
it's fine, just do your best.

Does collision boost stack?

>>723354663
Tech drift is better if you're specifically going for a lv4 build online. As far as time trials are concerned, drift kit is the only one with actual records as far as I know.

>>723355962
I think so, but what I see used more commonly is Ring Boost + Mini Ring Thief.

>>723353280
Leaving to do shit so free slot.

>>723355981
For Sonic Speed I see people skipping both kits entirely, Lv2/3 Quick Charge is enough. The other slots are used for Perfect Boost Ring Bounty and Ring Gain Boost.

Did you know?
The Shield item not only makes you temporarily invincible, but also increases your max speed by 10 for its duration.
https://x.com/ghshuffle/status/1978564947597488287

I swear I wasn't deliberately trying to hit you Blazebro, anytime I'd throw my shit to the guy in front of me it'd immediately lock-on to you. You got first anyway.

>>723356007
>>723355746
ggs mate

>>723356145
GG

>winning your final race before you have to go to work
No better feeling bros

It disconnected me, joining back.

i think i disconnected, i've been stuck on Please wait for two minutes now.

>>723356412
Going to take a stretch break, will be back in a little bit
t. orange board Blaze

>>723340880
>Super Amy being green
Just as intended.

>>723348787
with an acceleration character as well?

>>723356381
Do you brag about it at the cage?

>>723356887
he should, he deserves it

>>723331494
sauce

>>723356887
I would if anyone at my job cared, but they would just look at me like an autist so nope.

Let's see if we can maintain 2 lobbies at the same time, doing World Match
36174583

>>723357084
The guy who hosted the other one didn't make a new lobby after it disconnected lol.

>>723353046
>I'm dying to buy this shit game
Good thing it's not a shit game, it's really fucking good

>>723357084
Got room for one more

wish this was an outfit in the game i need more cute cream outfits to race in

>>723357468
Model looks good as-is, any chance you could rip it out and paste it into CW?

>>723342358
Blaze would look better without clothes

Wow that was fucking horrendous, I LOVE weights and a single boost in last place!

>holding first on 3rd lap
>land a perfect shield against both boom boo and weight
>host has disconnected
BADASS

>>723357084
We still have room for one more.

>Finally get the 06 music for jukebox
>His World
>It's not the Zebrahead version
What a waste of time

Thoughts on Wave?

https://x.com/UltraHyper/status/1978567050202149108

>>723358165
if only we could see her take wing...

why does the wisp item up cost 1 slot while speed item up costs 3 when all desirable speed items but the monster truck are wisps anyway?

>>723358165
I think your image is ten times better than the mod you linked

>>723358165
>little bit of chub
my fucking dick oh my god I NEED HER

>>723358165
I think she owes me sex now

Which girl doesn't shave there pubes?

did someone discover a glitch or an exploit? suddenly i am seeing people get crazy leads for no reason

>>723358445
Sage because she doesn't have any

>>723358445
Surge and Sticks

>>723358445
Surge

>>723358445
Rouge and Wave.

>>723358445
Blaze, Sticks, and Wave

>>723358020
Host disconnecting should just give you bots until you finish. It fucks over too many honest players.

>>723358165
i don't fuck birds.

i hate how janky the transitions between modes are

>finish Sonic Speed time trials
>Super Sonic Speed: 0/39

>>723358865
Don't worry, the SSS ones are arguably easier. Since you don't need snake autism to do it; just use Shadow or Blaze in Silver's car.

>>723358160
>Zebrahead version
Bring it in.

>>723358445
Blaze, Sticks, Rouge, Wave

>>>/vg/sthg
>>>/trash/
you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

>>723358923
It is a lot faster and funner.

why is Apotos such a bagging of a stage?

>>723331254 (OP)
Thank fucking god. Never do two weekends in a row again, holy shit.

>>723359007
GODDAMNNN

>>723359007
sniff

I see another Cream player I give em a like

>>723359478
This but every /v/ro I see until I inevitably run out of time in the lobby

Today I learned you can fall off of the Last grass patch on Donpa factory, sadly my last place was already guaranteed....

>>723359007
DAMN YOU MODS. DAMN YOU.

>>723359612
You can fall off all of them except the Donpa Wheel. anyway, RIP

I'm actually going to hit Legend 7 by the end of this session, cool.

Damn I wish someone told me sooner Dragon Roads time trial is the perfect course to train my monkey brain on letting go and drifting properly.

>>723359904
You should be doing it raw, unfiltered, world match.

gotta remember to see what other Sages are running in lobbies

any lobbies still running? can't find the posts

Well?

>>723360103
I kneel...

>>723360103
blaze's tummy isn't white but i understand it contrasts the pube color
kino otherwise

>>723360103
Extremely Bold move, let's see how it plays out
Also my lobby just timed out, guess someone's gotta make a new one

>>723360103
they cant stop him

>>723360103
great, now i'm hard and i need to unhard my dick off...

new lobby: 9058-1822

>>723360006
anytime I see an EG sage it's a surfer build

I think the game is telling me to stop playing online, I timed out again

>>723360449
I did too.

>>723360103
Ew

>>723360254
>make new lobby
>immediately shits the bed
welp, I guess it's somebody else's turn now

No idea how ugly this must look to anyone else but I'm happy with my green boy

Shit lobbies are shit. Fix this before balancing.

>>723360527
Gammapawn pleases me.

>>723360527
They're gonna be seeing green and orange, which isn't a bad color combo at all, so it's no biggie.

>>723360390
>surfer build
what does this mean? like slipstream or drifting?

>>723360103
SNIFFFF

>furfags and lolicon coomers have completely taken over
Please Joker, save these threads.

>>723360642
people dont even discuss the game anymore, its just larping

>>723360642
sthg is poison for this entire community

>>723360527
Based chortle-haver.

>>723360631
drifting with technical drift, ultimate charge, and level 2 and 3 charge gadgets

>>723360642
>furfags and lolicon
so /v/

>>723360642
Welcome to /v/

>timed out again
I'll try joining other lobbies in a bit, I'm going to eat something first.

>>723360642
>he says while posting a splatoon image
Actual retardation

>>723360254
>>723360507
lobby is still up apparently(?) 2/4

>>723360642
uoooh inkling cunny

>>723360714
getting mixed results, maybe i just gotta keep playing with it and it'll grow on me

>>723360674
>people dont even discuss the game anymore
?
>>723360631
>>723360539
>>723360254
>>723359870
>>723359612
?

>>723360642
Ignore Jonkler
Keep posting more pics of the girls

>>723360913
It requires practice, you can't really just hop in and succeed with it

>>723360913
It's basically leaning into the EG's strengths and weaknesses by having it really reward your boosts, with nothing to keep you from getting fucked once you start getting gangraped by the pack. You definitely need to get a good feel for it over the course of many races.

Why yes, I will main Patrick from the Spongebob Squarepants television series in Sonic Racing Crossworlds. How could you tell?.

>>723361121
>How could you tell?
The harem of supermodel women by your side gave it away

>on 4th on e stadium close to the others lap 3
>grab double on the last item box
>void wisp and ghost
>get smacked by trucks and taken to 12th
this game is making me really want to throw my controller

>>723361229
should have played around it.

>>723360689
Are the sthg members in the room with us

umm is anyone still playing

9058-1822
here to grill or here to kill, we've got room for one more

>>723361480
I don't play with /v/

>>723361537
then why are you here?

That does it.
I'm grinding Race Park until I have enough to buy the last 11 horns. This nightmare ends tonight.

>>723361436
yes.

>>723361585
probably the porn

>>723361585
To discuss the game.

>>723361430
Evil / edgelord characters should exclusively race in patty wagons.

>>723361436
you know how much better this place is? as long as the worst members arent here i dont care. just talk about the franchise and post cool art

>>723361480
I'm stuck in time trial hell.

>>723360642
>posts lolicon game image
>complains about lolicons
?

>>723361585
to fuck blaze/bigfags

>>723361585
flat cat

>>723361585
to cream the rabbit

>>723361585
A better question is why are (You) here? You have a general on /vg/ and yet there's a 24/7 /v/ thread.

>>723361585
Nta, I'm too shy to join /v/ lobbies but I still like discussing the game with you guys.

>>723361430
https://youtu.be/lmupYYafXII?t=11

>>723331254 (OP)
what are the best builds anyways

>>723361836
You forgot to post Big in response

>>723361436
>Are the sthg members in the room with us

>>723334162
>>723361637
>>723361728
>>723361769

I have anti-coomer fatigue

>>723331254 (OP)
>4_girls
>loli
>age_difference
>older_female_and_younger_female
>onee-loli
>size_difference

>>723353046
dear lord someone link me pls

>>723362090
>adventure of sonic the hedgehog
sure man

>>723361836
crossworlds is a cultural phenomenon, it's the best kart racer we've had all year

>>723362090
Surgefag here, I have literally never stepped foot in /sthg/ and I do not plan to.

>>723362281
It's time for a change of plans.

I like the fire cat a lot, but seem to have grown into playing as the funny sonic robot. Got a feel so complicated

>>723362223
I think you're responding to the schizo historian of sthg lore and he's referring to that one faggot that always defaulted to "HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS ABOUT AOSTH". That guy in particular had zero self awareness but hey, on an anonymous goat milking forum you're allowed to do you.

fun race zavok bro, shame i got trucked before i could put level 4

>>723362160
Fund it, sagefrens
>>723362165
https://files.catbox.moe/7nl1w7.zip
>>723362332
You didn't sign a contract, anon. You're free to play who you wish.

>>723362368
Didn't mean to hit you, sorry

>>723362332
Anon...you can main multiple characters.
t. swaps between Blaze and Wave
And (hopefully in December) NiGHTs will squeeze in.

>>723331536
Fuck that, give me an official release on Blitz. Can't APK install it or else Google Play through a bitch fit.

>>723362371
thank you amigo

No no /v/, you don't understa-- I need.. I NEED baggers to get raped and maimed.

Sex with Metal Sonic

>>723362332
I wasn't expecting to take such a liking to Blaze in this game to the point of almost exclusively using her, but I'm also going to use Joker a lot once he's released. It's also fun making vehicles that fit different characters.

putting baggers in their place never gets old
sucks that A rankers are getting put in these lobbies, thougheverbeit

>>723362606
why do you hide your name

>>723362656
common courtesy.

>>723362320
surgefag is simply a dedicated person and the core of these threads
>>723362348
>the schizo accuser is a schizo himself
tale as old as time
>>723362332
Show your dedication to her, keep AI Blaze and Blaze as 1 and 2 in your top 3 and youre fine.

>>723362409
Based taste. You are going to install the S2 proportions NiGHTs mod on release, right?

>>723361121
For me, it's SpongeBob

>bagfag shadow player
>eighth place
What's the point

>>723362656
you're hiding your name right now

>>723362697
Okay schizo.

9058-1822
3/4, come play with your /v/ros

>>723362709
Man you know I'm playing this shit on the console.

>>723362801
poor bastard

>>723360642
>suddenly

>>723362606
That Amy is going to be me soon enough
>>723362801
Right -- forgot. Uh...I'll do so in your honor at least!

question, do you need a boosting item to do the portal shortcut on the sonic superstars stage or a shield to ignore the cones would work?

>>723362876
It's an offroad section too so you still need a boost.

>>723362160
Real.

>>723362876
for Lap 3, I think you need a wisp, laser, truck or drill. there's off-road terrain for a good distance and a death pit after, a shield won't be enough.

>>723362876
>>723362920
Even with omochao you don't make it

>>723362772
Joining. Forgive me if my white-hot blinding rage hits any of (You).

>>723362964
Omochao works if you sneak through the cones, no?

Amy Rose needs to be arrested for serial sexual assault.

>>723363082
Perhaps, maybe I just suck

i love flower garden but why does it need a huge fuck shortcut at the end?

>>723363123
You'll only wind up her next victim.

>>723363150
Same reason Kronos Island needs one :^)
and Sand Road. and Northstar. and Water Palace. and Colorful Mall. and Crystal Mine. and Ocean View. and Pumpkin Mansion. and Urban Canyon. and Coral Town. and Blizzard Valley. and Donpa Factory. and Aqua Forest. ........and White Space.

>me in 8th - wisp
>Zavok in 7th - triple wisp
Excellent balancing, Mr. SEGA.

>>723362865
I'm able to play with my bros which is good enough for me.

Actually, now that you mention it... almost every track in the game has a useful item-based shortcut at the end.

Forgot to mention it but I hope all of you that I played with had fun, I know racing with a relative newbie could be annoying but I had fun regardless (I even managed to win once against legends)

How long are you lobbying for? I'm on my way home.

>>723363447
>(I even managed to win once against legends)
Pay the ranks no mind, they are just an autism meter rather than a medal of skill.

>>723363447
i don't mind playing with newbies at all, if anything i'm only worried about them eating shit and dying every match. the difference between E-B rank and Legend+ is pretty damn big.

>>723363418
Metal harbor and expo have ending cuts

I've lost my mind.
Win or lose, it's time to migu.

Oh boy. I LOVE Minecraft World.

Its honestly really telling about the state of this meta that sonic team apparently failed to understand the rationale behind why bullet bill can't put you into first place in mario kart games

>>723363345
Very true. Here's to lots more fun with the bros.

>>723363723
i just had a match where i was fucking huge lead in eggman expo and one dude had a drill that carried him the whole fucking tunnel to the goal

>>723363759
THICC AMY

I tried Blaze on a whim and I was surprised to hear she's got a masculine speech pattern in JP. She doesn't look like the type at all.

Well, good thing changing characters doesn't change the crippling loss.

>>723336139
Bligger?

>>723363893
>She doesn't look like the type at all.
...she is kind of exactly that in her original games. Stoic stubborn loner that doesn't want help ever until the very end.

why the fuck is the robot in metal harbor so close to the middle if you are not on very 1st when you approach the shortcut

If there's anyone willing to host a lobby, I'll join.

>>723364018
it's to fuck over anyone not running ultimate charge. same as eggman expo, now that i think about it. very cool track design.

Aqua Forest is cunny territory.
Beware.

I might be having a profoundly unlucky streak to see 4th place as a very good result.

Yep, he's in.

>>723364250
>no short fuse

>>723364074
how the fuck do you build level 4 and not fly of the stage on that very shortcut? if i approach that shit with level 4 i go too fast and i fall even if i stop accelerating unless you want to brake and at that point the top path is better

Thanks for the weights after first and second had already passed the finish line. Very cool.

>>723364306
Jump directly from the ramp, let your 4 off slightly before you land

Sorry Sage anon, I hit you so many times that round, kek.

>>723364738
nah nigga i done the S rank, that shit will make me fly off with the boost and my tech drift go of the handle unless you have a webm showing it WITHOUT braking

>>723364796
So did everyone else.

>guy behind me riding my slipstream
>obviously doesn't want to get too close because I have tornado
>slam the brakes and pop it
it fucks me over sometimes but it's too funny not to do

>>723364842
EVERYONE RAPED SAGE!?

Getting the shortcut on the Metal Harbor track felt pretty good. The rest less so.

>>723365041
fuck you

9058-1822
3/4, there's a spot open

>>723365041
kek, I do the same things with monster trucks

>>723365065
Damn I miss all the fun stuff. Invite me when its time to rape the Amy and Blaze mains.

>>723365065
More likely than you think

She’s in

>>723365161
How many Blazes currently

>>723364139
Cream rules

>>723365243
I'm trying to join so at least one.

>three ninja stars on me in lap 1
>fully charged bomb followed by monster truck
Quick Recovery feels mandatory with all the bullshit flying at me.

Gonna start world matches while people join

6000-9575

>>723365297
oh ok, have fun anon

>>723365373
Got DC'ed trying again.
6371-9157

>>723365359
whenever I'm not running Silver Surfer I'm running some form of QR, the item stun in this game is insanely punishing

>truck is behind me
>use white wisp
>still get crushed
why are white wisps so slow?

I pray this ongoing humiliation ritual will lead me to ranking up.

Nice teamwork bros, not even Sega's shitty netcode can stop us.

METAL HARBOR SUCKS

>>723365549
>final stretch
>use triple white wisp cuz it's all I got
>still get outrun by Knuckles in the fuckmobile missing half the dash panels
why are non-drift boosts even here

What if Rouge had pubes?

>>723365595
I like Metal Harbor. :(

>>723365770
why

I like Metal Harbor because I'm left completely alone for once while I take the shortcut.

>>723365749
They would probably itch a lot. Poor girl

>>723365749
I'd like her even more?

>>723365929
>>723365929
>>723365929
bread

>>723365903
Rouge belongs to Knuckles. Shadow belongs to the cuck chair.

There are more enemy monster trucks than there are stars in the sky.

>>723363418
I need to find and practice some of the shortcuts.

I guess the best place is on time trial, right? Omochao wont bother you there, right? right?

I would love it if I stopped being timed out every three races.

I just want to leave A-.

>>723331254 (OP)
I suck at this game so much. At least I gain some satisfaction from getting the A rank in time trials,

>>723365041
Jesus christ how evil.

Which gadgets does the Speed Machine Kit give you?