Thread 723334254

One PlayStation 5 game coming right up!

based doggo

perro caca

>>723334254 (OP)
>I-is that a PS5? I heard that it has no games, but don't worry. Here, have this game for it.

Based doggo

>>723334254 (OP)
i cant tell if thats the latest sony slop or the latest bing bing banana slop. they both smell the same.

>transtation 5
GODdog saved Christmas.

The reason i will neevr have pets or even respect the idea of having a wild animal in your home....shitting and pissing up the place.

Why are people this retarded? Cats were used as autonomous pest control, not as a hugbox. Dogs where used for herding or hunting, not as home assecoires. Fuck people.

>>723334254 (OP)
why did he shit? did they not let him outside?

how is this little girl gonna play Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley and Mario Kart on this shit?

>>723334906
>assecoires

>>723335056
You noticed, aaawwwww :)

>>723335001
kids dont play that, only manchildren do

>>723334254 (OP)
>blonde pale little girl
Lust-provoking webm
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSS

>>723334906
don't be a dogshit owner and it doesn't happen
but that wouldn't fit your subhuman larp

>>723335246
She has that smart/nerdy face

I'm so glad I wasn't video taped during christmas lads.

>>723334254 (OP)
post based vidya pets

>>723335490
Deserved.

>>723335001
This girl is going to play Roblox, Fortnite, Minecraft, and Genshin Impact on the PS5.
Only retarded manchildren pedophiles play Nintendo games.
>inb4
I have a nephew who got a Switch and only plays Fortnite on it. It's literally a Fortnite machine.

>>723334254 (OP)
>Spider-Man 2
>dog knows it's shit
>literally shits and walks off

holy shit

>>723335681
>pedophile accusations out of nowhere
hmmmmm

>>723335645
yeah even the literal child in OP's webm didn't react like this fucking retard - i'm with the cat on this one

>>723334254 (OP)
Why is the entire family just watching the dog take a shit, and then also not reacting once the daughter accidentally touches it?

Is this entire family drugged out zombies or something? What's going on? I am so confused.

>>723335813
He acts just like that actress from Ghost of Yotei.

>>723335681
>Only retarded manchildren pedophiles play Nintendo games

>>723335768
> Cases of Pedophilia in Smash Bros. Tournaments
> The diaperpedo was a switchfag
> There's a pedotendie who rapes his son/nephew and made webms to spam them on /pol/.
>The only fanbase where they draw porn fan art of actual babies (Mario's babies and Close to You's baby).

>>723335874
yep. retards gonna retard.
i still can't believe the modeled the MC after that thing and still had to unfuck the fucked up body in-game..

>>723334906
Dogs are subhuman coded

>>723336031
are you gonna be on the news anon

>>723335490
>cat makes fight or flight assesment
>the faggot manchild was deemed to be easily defeatable by a fucking cat
Lmao always cracks me up

>>723335768
they love to project

>>723335490
>going for the jugular
even the small cats have the same instinct as the big ones

>>723336231
nothing to seethe about. nintendo won
also wasn't psn down again recently lol

>>723336296
I remember that guy, accusing all anime fans of being pedophiles, I've always wondered what possess people to do this online, like I don't give a shit if people I don't know are pedophiles, then it made perfect sense.

>>723335829
they're npcs. they can't react to things immediately without gauging whether or not it'll hurt their social credit.

sony lost

>>723336296
>DrPizza

>>723336471
kek

>>723336183
>>723336216
>>723336296
Pedotendie seething

>>723334254 (OP)
The dog didn't want to get outgifted

>>723336504
>pedo weirdo and a leftist
it's getting more suspicious now

Give me one where a cat does the shit rake motion next to a console box.

>>723336504
that thing isn't human..

>>723336378
Why is Javigeek inside Mario?
Is he gay?

>>723335246
she looks walled

Dog smelled shit and assumed that was the shitting spot.

>>723336815
damn that makes perfect sense actually

>>723336815
this would get thousands of reactions on turd world facebook

>>723334254 (OP)
>posting indian porn on a blue board

>>723335681
Damn, lil nigga playing fortnite on a switch. I know he's getting shit on

>>723335681
fantastic ai slop

>>723335351
>bathe dog, it stinks 5 mins later
>wipes its ass on every inch of your house
>eats its own shit and licks its balls then licks you
lol ok. you are disgusting

>>723337460
muslim shitskin spotted

>>723337987
>you have to be a foreigner to want a clean home
what kind of retarded cope is that? pets have a place outside

>>723338251
>goes out of his way to mention religiously filthy qualities of a dog in three separate circumstances
yep, muslim shitskin confirmed. Nobody said anything about foreigners. You can be a local shitskin too

>>723336815
Kek

>>723336296
ADAM SAVAGE NO

>>723334906
You're brown

>>723338356
i think the smell of your home is getting to you

>>723334254 (OP)
based doggo

>>723336216
>one guy
vs
>entire fanbase full of nintendiddlers