Thread 723338936

Why does no-one talk about Yuffie as much as they do Tifa and Aerith?

Because she's literally a child?

Why is there two yoofies

>>723338987
and?

>>723338987
In 1997 she was a child. She's technically a hag now. A yummy one, too

>>723338987
If shes child why does she look exaclty like tifa but wirh short hair

>>723338936 (OP)
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!! BARE TOES! YUFFIE FEET IN MY MOUTH!!!!

>>723338987
She's the same age as Yoko Littner.
Yuffie's problem is she's in the middle.
Not far enough to either side to garner the support it brings.
She's not a busty giga-milf so the gooners don't want her.
And she's not a literal 8 year old so /v/ doesn't want her either.

>>723338936 (OP)
Yuffie isn't really in the shipping running so less people debate about her character. I came to like her character more over time

>>723338936 (OP)
Yuffies pants looked weird in Remake, so even though Rebirth censored her, she still ended up looking objectively better looking.

>>723338936 (OP)
Remove the belt NOW

>>723338987
she's shaped like a supermodel no child has legs that long

>>723338936 (OP)
Because there's no fight to be had. People will talk more to lord their favorite over another if there's opposition.

>>723340512
A strange thing.

>>723340730
It's same with Misato from Eva. Plenty of people love her, but aren't going to talk about her in favor arguing about Asuka vs Rei.

>>723338987
Not in the land of freedom.

>>723338936 (OP)
>supposed to be ninja class
>is actually nigger class
Tifa and Aerith actually have pleasant personalities, Yuffie is like an offensive caricature of a low value female

>>723338936 (OP)
Liking Yuffie requires high IQ

>>723338936 (OP)
cute feet

>>723338936 (OP)
>Why does no-one talk about Yuffie as much as they do Tifa and Aerith?
Because she's fucking annoying.

>>723338987
It is this. Despite 16 being legal in most of the world, there has always been this big deal about being 18 so some are too afraid to talk about her or display her.

>>723338936 (OP)
She’s too old

>>723339476
I know they didnt put her animation of punching the air in the new games. She was always cheeky like that

>>723340143
No.

>>723342979
She did it for sure. I remember when she’s playing around with Barret too

Still no barefeet mod for Rebirth. Why even live

why do japanese girls (and other asians trying to act like japanese girls) pretend to have a deformity that makes them stand pigeon toed? they even do it in real life. Who the fuck thinks it's attractive to stand like a baby just learning how to walk?

Pubes

Yuffie ball

>>723338936 (OP)
Because it's important to know who comes in second and third place.

>>723343365
ballin

>>723338936 (OP)
Cause the world isn't ready for that discussion yet, see this retard as living proof >>723338987

>>723342730
Sour grapes niggas are now saying 25 y/o dudes with 18/19 y/o girls are pedos out here in the West. Fucking insanity.

>>723339346
>She's the same age as Yoko Littner.
No she isn't, Yuffie is 16, Yoko is 14.

>>723343098
Good god that perfect midriff. Subtle abs. Little bellybutton.....

>>723338936 (OP)
Because nobody in the real world will admit they want to fuck a 16 year old.

>>723344796
My mistake. My point though is that unlike Yoko, Yuffie just has boring looks and an average body. I don't wonder why she isn't very popular compared to someone like Tifa or Yoko.

>>723344235
Weird how that works right? Any type of age gap is considered pedophilia nowadays. You can be 28-29 dating a 21-22 yr old and chicks will try and give you the side eye. So you can pay taxes and die in a war but apparently you can't consent to who you want to fuck. Isn't that strange? People go ape shit with the "her body her choice" until it's actually her choice...then suddenly it's "AKTUALLY SHE'S A 22 YR OLD CHILD BECAUSE THE BRAIN DOESN'T FULL DEVELOP UNTIL YOU'RE 38 YRS OLD". If you're over the age of 18 you are legally an adult and can suck and fuck anyone you want, as long as they're an of age consenting adult as well. Simple as.

>>723346116
it will continue to get worse as more foids age out

>>723338987
What's the problem about talking about a child?
Oh wait, you instantly thought about something sexual didn't you?
Pedo alert.

>>723338987
They made her appearance more mature in this game. She even has sizable tits man.

>>723346395
She was already 6 feet tall.

>>723346185
It is, of course, just foids attempting to control the narrative, limit their competition and police men.

>>723338936 (OP)
She is annoying as hell and a terrible character

>>723338987
I didn't know she was from California.

>>723338936 (OP)
For legal reasons

>>723346538
Men need to realize that women operate like a union and men operate like atomized right to work contractors who all think they're temporarily embarrassed chads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_UbFjUlWnI

>>723346185
>>723346538
My post was mainly about dudes complaining. They are virtue signaling other guys as pedo for dating grown women and I even have a co worker who thinks the same. Obviously its a fake beta thing but you've got both sexes pushing this narrative while the politicians can rape babies.

Please refrain from making posts encouraging /v/ posters to become politicians.

I actually really liked Yuffie in Rebirth and I'm not even a map. She just came across as very likeable.

>>723338936 (OP)
Because she was a secret character in the original (that many people missed on their first playthorugh) so therefore doesn't have a pivotal role in the story? She grew as my favorite but the other two are quite clearly main characters while Yuffie is a side one. Controllable or not.
She's my favorite with Aeris but this is just well known. You are just asking to goon bait. Weirdo.

Yuffie owes me clothed paizuri.

>>723346395
This. Isn't she basically the same height as Aerith in the remake?

>>723343365
The thought of someone genuinely jerking off to this and developing a taste for girls shaped like balls sends me into hysterics. Who are you fucking degenerates? Show yourselves!

Its going to be very weird in Remake Part 3 if they still have her steal the materia of the party as she is more heroic in the remake franchise compared to how much of a brat she was in the og.

>>723346903
sorry anon but you're getting naked paizuri

>>723346759
I like Yuffie but they made her fucking annoying in Rebirth. She always has to be the center of attention.

>>723346759
Not allowed to like girls under 18 without people thinking you're some sort of creep. Meanwhile, female educators are constantly getting arrested for fucking their under-18 male students because there's never any scrutiny of them.

My friend said that they made Yuffie's face too fat in the Demake

>>723338987
out of sudenly

>>723347169
Gay guys also get to lust over shota characters like this >>723291976 and this >>723322921 without anyone calling them pedophiles.
The whole pedo paranoia is just demonizing straight men, as usual.

>>723343098
>>723338936 (OP)
Delicious firm tummy.

>>723347443
we used to sexualize pokemon girls back in 2000 and there was nothing wrong with it

>Gacha has her in an actual bikini
>Game has her in a burka
Why

>>723347686
Fixed with a simple mod.
It's even Nexus approved!
https://www.nexusmods.com/finalfantasy7rebirth/mods/740?file_id=3229

>>723345678
It's the age of consent, like, everywhere.

>>723346759
>and I'm not even a map

What did he mean by this? Do maps hate Yuffie?

I bought a PS5 to play Rebirth and I will end up having to buy a PS6 to play part 3 in a non blurry resolution.....

>>723347916
Doesn't matter. You can't even say you like 18 year olds anymore if you're over 30, or 25, depending on how deranged the person you're talking to is.

>>723348098
Based on how they've talked, I'd be shocked if it was PS exclusive again.

>>723348098
Dude, just wait for the complete version on the PS7 Pro. It will have exclusive content and be the same price as each part they're selling now.

>>723338936 (OP)
She doesn’t need to be talked about 24/7 because she’s based

>>723348149
My advice is to treat deranged people like deranged people.
That is to say, like vermin.
And if they speak to you, you spray them with poisonous chemicals.

>>723338936 (OP)
Because you can play through the game without ever meeting her.

>>723348232
I am going to blame the switch 2 for every shortcoming in part 3 and many others will do the same

>>723346714
The dudes complaining are just default feminists following the social guidelines they've been browbeat and shamed into following. They're not the source of this stuff. And they'll fall out of it hard depending on how life treats them.

>>723339020
Why are they barefoot?

>>723348515
That is an excellent idea. We should all do this.

>>723348262
I'll be like 50 by then

>>723348515
Based

>>723348604
Then JRPGs will be about all you can play.

>>723338936 (OP)
Troons fight over ship I just fap to Yuffie. I just finished the remake dlc and it was fun. Will start rebirth soon not sure if there is continuation for yuffie's dlc.

>>723348823
>I just fap to Yuffie
Isn't it illegal to say this?

Any chance Part 3 comes out late 2026?

>>723348962
Not american don't care about age of consent bullshit

>>723339127
>look exaclty like Tifa

>>723349520
all rook same?

>>723349065
Who knows, I still expect early 2027

>>723341074
What happened to Cloud here? 0_0

why are tifa and aerith model rips so easy to find for free but some assclown locks the rebirth models for yuffie behind paywall

Trailer for part 3 at the game awards right?

>>723349547
Stop dooming. There's no reason the entire trilogy can't be done by late 2024 early 2025

>>723338936 (OP)
good lord, is this Nagoo's model?

>>723348098
Cloud, Red XIII, Vincent and Cid with the Spiky Hair

>>723349065
Never ever before 2029

>>723349672
I wouldn't be so sure. Rebirth had to pull the Arkham Knight hack to work where they built a "next gen" game on the old version of UE. The next game will likely have to be UE5 because UE4 was "not supported" even when they were building Rebirth and it's only by virtue of being huge they got to get Epyc to give them a special build. So expect part 3 to be delayed as they try to rebase their workflow on a new engine while also upping the art style to make use of it.

>>723350178
The 2027 release date is a good thing, I see

If you were 25 when FF7 Remake had its first trailer at e3 you will be 40 when part 3 comes out.

>>723347798
>it's real
what the fuck? why'd we get the kiddie version?

>>723338936 (OP)
no one played rebirth so no one realizes shes better than the other girls. i have no idea why they made the other girls so dogshit in rebirth though

>>723349649
Lol.
No.

>>723350489
>MUH MATERIAHH

girl should learn to read the room in some moments

>>723338936 (OP)
Yuffie is the girl you like when you're 12. Final Fantasy's fanbase is far, far older than that at this point.

>>723340143
Which one?

>>723350453
Cause you only paid $70.

>>723338936 (OP)
She looks like Enako in the remake.

>>723351251
I'm 35 and Yuffie was the one in Rebirth I liked the most.

>>723351251
A women posted this. Boys were all about Tifa.

yeah they do. she shows up in a majority of the sfm porm

>>723349520
>sameface :(
>sameface, japan: :O :D

>>723352147
>>723351251
Almost all games have this trademark high-energy fun-girl. I mean, FF alone - Rikku, Selphie, Eiko, Penelo, Oerba, etc ... it's a trope that attracts boys that are looking for a fun girl, not one to settle down with. Which naturally means younger men.

>>723348320
I relate to Yuffie's motion sickness woes and that makes her best girl

>>723338936 (OP)
Because FF7 is for gay faggots, doubly so compilationshit.

>>723338987
Why the fuck do people love to call teenagers children? If a 15 year old was attracted to 5 year olds, you'd consider him a pedophile, because he isn't a kid, he's a teen. Teens and kids are very different.

>>723338936 (OP)
>OG Yuffie: impish and thieving but ultimately trying to give Wutai back its testicles after losing the war
>7R Yuffie: chuuni and genki and all that lame hyperactive shit
Remake Yuffie is just a dumb bitch.

>>723338987

There are people in this world that think cartoons are real. Pfhahah

>>723356897
Retarded lolicon found

>>723338987
I love this cope that women have "in 2 years she will be totally another person mentally, not even close". My personality and level of consciousness didn't not change at all since I was 15. It's even worse when they affirm that 18-19 years old are so different mentally of 30 yo. kek

>>723339346
most here are into teens tho people into prepubecent characters are a loud minority

>>723338936 (OP)
why do people talk about either? ff7 character design is abysmally shit. yuffie looks like she has a mutant arm and tifa is just the most generic pretty woman you can possibly draw, looks like an "how to draw anime" model

nomura is pure garbage. but i think it's low iq people who just love his turds

>>723358208
>confused by an arm guard
You might as well be talking about what your three favorite flavors of crayon are.

>>723338987
In Advent Children, she is 18. That is official information.

>>723348075
map = minor attracted person
The "rebranding" was an attempt to latch pedo onto lgbt, though at this point I'm not sure if it was pedos trying to gain legitimacy or homophobes trying to make lgbt look bad.

>>723338936 (OP)
She's actually my favorite of the main girls in 7. I've lost gallons to her. And Selphie. And Riku. It's weird, I'm a big breast man. Maybe it's because FF girls are, ironically, not anime enough.

>>723356519
No bro. Anyone under 18 is a child and they can all fuck no problemo. 17 year olds can bang toddlers.

yuffeet

>>723356519
>Why the fuck do people love to call teenagers children?
Gets the point across easier. Teenager can be anything from 13 to 18 and that's a wild difference. You say "child" and it gets the point across that for the purposes of this discussion she's in the no-no pile.

>>723338936 (OP)
How big is Yuffie's bush compared to Tifa and Aerith? This is important

>>723358496
>confused by an arm guard
Well in her typical outfit it looks fine, but for hours of her introduction she's got a cloak on that with the one pauldron thing makes her look like she's got a quasimodo hump.

>>723343098
me on the right

>>723343098
me on the left

>>723347169
>female educators are constantly getting arrested for fucking their under-18 male students because there's never any scrutiny of them.
>constantly getting arrested
>never any scrutiny
Pick one.

>>723349520
None of those is yuffie

>>723360076
Then just say minor instead of child?

>>723360595
They never get caught until after the fact and they've been fucking the kid for years. No one's telling them it's creepy and they should back off before they get into trouble. It's usually after the sex stops and they keep sexting the kid that the parents find out and report it. Yeah, male teachers probably fuck female students, but they're always looking over their shoulders and are often outed by the girls themselves afterwards.

>>723338987

holy shit what an absolute fucking car crash of a thread. this is the most pathetic display i've seen all week.

>be normalfag
>posts pic of yuffie
>"why isn't she as popular?"

>IMMEDIATELY the first reply
>"uhhh BECAUSE SHES LITERALLY A CHILD???"
>desperate virtue signal from a dude whose hard drive would get him put on a list
>thinks pretending to be a moral guardian on an anonymous forum makes his own degeneracy less obvious

>instantly followed by the coomer defense force
>"ACKSHUALLY she's technically a hag"
>"SHES SHAPED LIKE A SUPERMODEL NO CHILD LOOKS LIKE THAT"
>frantically trying to lawyer your way into a socially acceptable reason to fap to a teenager from a 1997 video game

>then the "intellectual" discourse begins
>"her personality is annoying"
>"she's not in the shipping running"
>"she's a mid-tier waifu, not busty enough for gooners, not young enough for /v/"
>autistically analyzing the marketability of fictional women as if it's a fucking stock portfolio

>and of course, the /pol/-rotted schizos
>"it's the foids trying to control the narrative"
>"the whole pedo paranoia is just demonizing straight men"
>turning a thread about a ninja girl into your daily grievance session about women and jews

she isn't talked about because she's a boring, optional side character. that's it. that's the entire reason. the fact that this simple question spawned a 100+ post meltdown about the age of consent, character design philosophy, and the gender war proves you are all profoundly mentally ill and have been completely broken by the internet. log off.

>>723362581
Not reading all that

>>723358208
Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe Yusuke Naora also helped Nomura design characters for FF7 too. The influence he had on Cloud and company I'm not so sure

>>723362581
i read your post anon

>>723338936 (OP)
Real answer because yuffie was almost a cut character and barely made it into the original game and redditbirth is just shit all around

>>723349593
No shadows.

>>723349520
Yeah this sameface is atrocious

>>723347045
There's a guy who has an entire Youtube channel dedicated to this but he privated most of his videos at some point

>>723338936 (OP)
Why does anyone even give a shit about Tifa when the remakes made her so ugly? She looks like a background NPC in her own game especially next to Yuffie and Aerith.

>>723338936 (OP)
I just never udnerstood what the point of that whacky arm is. Also, her weapon of choice is silly.

>>723348704
>>723358202
>>723364769
>>723338936 (OP)
Young girlfeets yum yum

>>723338936 (OP)
because she gets mogged by tifa and ae-
tifa

>>723345934
>average body
I wish.
>boring looks
Everyone has shit taste. Everyone but me. Oh well, more Yuffie for me.

>>723338936 (OP)
I love my wife Yuffie

>>723348704
Crowned King Arthur something something

Post nore Yuffie's naked feet

>>723338987
Out of ten!

>>723338987
No she's polygons.

>>723343098
Tummy tickles!

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14545549
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14545545

>>723346642
Why are there so many parodies of an obscure 1990's ova?

>>723349084
What mod is this?

>>723369684
anime website

>>723347916
>everywhere

>>723340143
>>723343098
She has been wearing a belt for 20 years. Calm down already, pants schizos.

>>723349084
Enhanced Stock UI, Finishing Touch, and the Ninostyle models (chibi for the field models)

>>723338987
Does this look like a child to you?

>>723370916
>World map
>Only the US has states division
>Despite the fact that some countries are bigger than it

Why do they do this shit, NOBODY cares about MisiSHITTY.

>>723338936 (OP)

huh? Who's Yuffie? I've heard of Tifa and Aerith before, but never Yuffie.
I beat FF7 a dozen times and I've never encountered her or even heard of her before.

are you pulling my leg?

>>723370916
I refuse to believe some ugly fat middle age bastard can legally blow out the back of a 13 year old girl in Japan.

bump

I was on a nofap but this thread made me act up.

>>723371606
Yuffie is an optional character and can be encountered in forests on the world map, the earliest one being after Mithril Mine before Junon. You need to beat her and after the fight there's a field scene with a save point. If you use the save point, she escapes. If you answer wrong to her dialogue, she escapes. The final dialogue is either asking her name, and you get to name her but she escapes. If you tell her "Let's get going", she joins you and prompts the name giving. When she escapes, she steals some of your money with her.

>>723371727
They can't, Japan national AoC is 16. The 13 that gets parroted was some specific prefecture, but sometime in the past few years the AoC in the entire country was adjusted to 16.

>>723371606
>I beat FF7 a dozen times and have never entered a forest before
uh huh

>>723338936 (OP)
Yuffie
Without any pants on
The top stays on
Big Wutainese bush

I should really get around to finishing the FF7R 100% grind eventually. Not looking forward to some of those bosses on hard. And replaying a lot of the sidequests for the different dresses
Last Played: Feb 13

>>723349065
>Any chance Part 3 comes out late 2026?

>>723349065
The 3rd part releases on 2027 to celebrate the original's 30th anniversary

>>723375478
>I should really get around to finishing the FF7R 100% grind eventually

Why?

>>723375478
I was going to 100% Rebirth before finding out some of the last sims take literal hours to clear (of near perfect gameplay btw)
I did Weiss on hard in Remake but Rebirth combat sims just seem cancer

>>723338936 (OP)
less screentime

>>723375901
I just really like to 100% games before moving on, especially if there's sequels.
I did the entire Kingdom Hearts series last year.
I bought 11 games this Autumn sale and have already 100% 6 of them working on my 7th.
Then onto finishing the rest of the Remedy games (Quantum Break, Control, Max Paynes)
>>723376073
Yeah idk what I'm gonna do. People said that the house, marlboro, and some other bosses are just straight pain on hard. Then I still have to do the dlc rofl

>>723376191
Are you having fun or are you doing it out of obligation?

What will the title of Part 3 be?

>Return
>Revenge
>Respire
>Revive
>Requiem
>Relive
>Remix
>Renew
>Rechain
>something else

>>723370916
The US is more important than other countries.

>>723377449
REDEMPTIOOOOOOON! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOqf80UG7gY
But seriously I expect something in the ballpark of Resurrect or Revive. Maybe Realize if they want to be really coy. I would personally like Requiem.

>>723377449
Remember, Reminder, Rememories

>>723338987
16 is hebe at best, but not a child. Hebe is biologically able to have sex, therefore, it isn't a child anymore.

>>723371060
This
The belt is not a valid criticism of Rebirth because real fans knew this was the case ever since Kingdom Hearts.

>>723338936 (OP)
God what a bodacious beach bod.
Wouldn't mind licking every inch of that.

>>723371060
>>723382231
last I saw her, in ff7, her shorts were unbuttoned and beltless. Other appearances are not canon. KH is fanservice slop.

>>723338936 (OP)
not sure, love my sexy tomboy ninja wife tho

>>723382751
Your criticism was already debunked and destroyed. Better luck next time.

>>723370916
>worst Korea
>20
>best Korea
>15
It should have been obvious from the get go, who the good guys were.

Also I actually think men's taste don't change much after their first love (which is probably around 13 to 15). They might broaden with age, so that of course you like same-age girls, at least most of the times. But you'll never forget your first crush and what you liked about her. So if you see similar features in another girl, you still find her attractive even when you're 40+ and she's around the age of your old love. And don't get me started on 2D characters. I can't fathom how one stops liking a fictional characters, just because you get older (pic related, which I saved back in 2002).

>>723338936 (OP)
>both travellers (merc, ninja)
>both terrible with romance
>both immature
>no weird Sephiroth baggage like with Tifa
>no weird Zack baggage like with Aerith
Yuffie and Cloud is unironically the healthiest pairing out of the three girls.

>>723370916
>Australia
>vary by state
The only country to make breast size and height the determining factor.

>>723384069
Cloud is mentally 16 because he was in coma tube since he was 16 to 21. The act Cloud puts up is his mental image how cool adults would act

>>723382916
I'll love Misty till the day I die.

>>723370916
euros are just pedos holy shit

>>723349520
i always saw people posting blonde tifa and assumed it was just tifa in disguise or something but no it's actually a completely different character

>>723384525
Me too, bro. Me too.

>>723384406
And Yuffie is actually 16. So another win for the ninja.

>>723338936 (OP)
her hair and face are perfect

>>723338987
>16
>child

lol wtf i moved out at 16 and got a warehouse job
it's the legal age of consent here

>>723338936 (OP)
Gorilla grip Asian pussy

>>723384795
Elena was character in OG. She was the fresh turk that got promoted to Turks because Reno got injured in Sector 7 plate drop. Her gimmick was being clumsy and misunderstanding, she had crush on Tseng and got mad at the party because she thought the player party had "done Tseng in". She also gets kidnapped along with Yuffie by Don Corneo in Yuffie's Wutai sidequest. She only fights in the Turks battle in Midgar raid and if you hade done Yuffie's side quest you can even bypass the fight if you choose.

>>723385731
Thank you for responding to that negative post with an explanation. It didn't do anything to counter the point being made, but you explained things, and that's almost as good. He'll think twice before negative posting in future.

>>723338987
whoa, no need to sell it, I'm already convinced

>>723343098
kek

>>723338936 (OP)
She's not competing in the Cloud Bowl, so she is not seen as in competition.

Thats not to say that The Amazing Yuffie isn't a hot little fucker, because she absolutely is.

Yuffie is a deliciously flexible little pervert who needs to become Dio's fucktoy.

>>723338936 (OP)
there have been more Yuffie threads over the past year than Tifa or Aerith threads.
there was even a Yuffie Christmas thread that hit 400 replies or so.

>>723338987
She's very sexualized in Rebirth.

> Presents her "bodacious body" to Cloud. The game certainly shows her off.
> Gets jealous of the attention Tifa and Aerith.
> Wets herself and faints upon gazing upon Dio's masculine body. Clearly has a thing for SOLDIERs, despite claiming to hate Shinra.
> Suggests creating Tifa clones, then accuses Cloud of having "naughty thoughts"; every accusation is a confession.

>>723379054
no apparently california is the most important nation in the USA, which means all other 49 states are taught by hollywood to wrongfully consider 18 as the only legal threshold in america, and to an extent, since americans in general are immensely ignorant, the world.

>>723341673
In the OG, yes. In Remake and Rebirth she has some genuinely good writing.

>>723338936 (OP)
Because they have no taste

>>723384656
your consent laws are the same of fucking sahel lmao, i know you like niggers but i didn't think THIS much!

>>723343098
> Imagine the belt has a vibrating device inside it.

>>723338936 (OP)
Probably because of her infamy as a Materia thief.

>>723356519
There has to be an objective threshold for what makes someone below consent. The law would have no meaning if it was fluid.

However what's annoying is people tying morality to a legal definition of age and getting out of sorts if we're talking about an adult who's calling someone in their late teens "hot".

Being a pedo means finding someone sexually attractive explicitly because they are still a child (the fact they're clearly too young to be having sex is exactly what's turning someone on). Being attracted to a 16 year old who's clearly matured but is simply lower than 18 is not lusting after an underage person (hence the term "jailbait" – old enough to look the part but still younger than what's legal).

>>723347135
> Aerith, more than a little annoyed, seethed at the little brat, perhaps, she thought, it was time the Ninja twat received a bare bottomed spanking and learnt her place.

Is FF Rebirth worth playing after E33 or is it just shallow weeb shit for waifu tards? Never played a FF game before.

>>723389592
basically if you're attracted to girls around 10 and below you're a pedo, if you're attracted to girls around 11-12 you're a hebephile, 13-16 is ephebo and has been considered normal throughout human history

>>723369434
Imagune Yuffie being your birthday present.

>>723388894
>She's very sexualized in Rebirth.
Only in your head. Tifa is much more sexualized with the tit jiggle physics and stuff.

>>723390028
You are not allowed to play Remake or Rebirth before having played the OG, watched Advent Children and at least having watching Crisis Core's cut scenes especially the ending. Remake and Rebirth expects you to be familiar with the og story, the advent children and CC's characters and climax

Aerith: "Now then, Yuffie, get to work."
Tifa: "You can do it, you said you can handle adult stuff fine."
Yuffie: "They're so...big."
Aerith: "This is Right up your little alley, little Miss Adult Stufff"

>>723391750
>tranny likes to ERP on 4chan
Please put your gooner autism to the side just long enough to pretend you have even a crumb of self respect

>>723391963
>having self respect on 4chan
A fool's endeavor.

>>723341074
>>723349593
KURAUDO SUTORAIFU

>>723346759
halt!
you're not allowed to find a female character under the age of 18 enjoyable in any way even if it's not sexual attraction but you find their skills in the game enjoyable.

>>723388534
she tries to date Cloud and kisses him
Cloud's just not interested

>>723362581
Tldr

You are gay

>>723362581
why do you all pretend that anyone "offended" by yuffie being 16 is serious

why does every single one of these threads have to be the exact same schizo song and dance where everyone roleplays as someone offended so everyone can dump their endless bitching about puritans who aren't even here

you're all autistic losers

>>723338936 (OP)
all three girls are shitters and outdone by all the 3 in ffx
yuna not a slut cheat like the flowergirl
lulu goth big tiddie milf mommy vs sharing a baby with a black
rikku come on come on

>>723391750
Aerith best girl

>>723393792
FFX was the first example of safe horny.

Yuffie got some cute feet I want to paint her toes

>>723393792
Yuna > Aerith
Lulu <<< Tifa
Rikku <<< Yuffie
Overall
Yuffie > Tifa > Yuna > Aerith > Rikku > Lulu

>>723357797
didn't you know that when we turn 18, our minds and bodies suddenly go through a transformation that signals our adulthood?

>>723368356
I hate your broken hdr

>>723393592
Personally I have fun antagonizing the pedo hunters since I know if they're here then they're not serious.

>>723394763
It's crazy. It even happens like that, when you're legal birthday doesn't coincide with your real one. Social constructions are amazingly powerful. I'm just glad, that the age of 18 is scientifically proven to be the right choice for society.

>>723394898
If you know they're only joking then you're not antagonizing them

>>723357797
>My personality and level of consciousness didn't not change at all since I was 15
Not everyone has autism

>>723350178
You can still release UE4 games anon, Stellar Blade came out in 2024
I'm fully expecting UE5 for Resurgence

>>723393792
>yuna not a slut cheat
What the? Yuna is the most official slut in the franchise. She has fucked two people and is about to fuck a third in X-3. You just haven't acquainted yourself with everything related to X.

As for the point: Aerith > Tifa > Yuffie > NuAerith > Yuna > NuYuffie > Rikku > Lulu >>> NuTifa

>>723395334
Okay fundie

>>723357797
>>723395334
your personality and such continues to change even after 25, at 30 you're a different person than 25 in some ways, for one, you might balk at the idea of having kids and sacrificing your free time in your 20's but after 30 or so you change your opinion on that and want to be a dad.
So going off "not mentally mature until age (x)" is kind of dumb, and people didn't care about that and were having children in their late teens for most of humanity's existence, even civilized existence.
I think late teens is fine. 16 would be probably the youngest, mostly because before then there's more risk of death for the mother from childbirth.
But at 16 young women give birth and raised families for most of humanity.
I have personal preferences for a bit older women than that but, Yuffie could have kids and she's the one who expresses romantic interest and flirts with Cloud so I don't think it's wrong to think of her as a woman.

>>723376718
how is this thread still alive.
This is a good question and idk. I just do it without much thought. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it isn't.

>>723343752
We fly high
No lie
You know this

>>723397949
Awww yeeeeeaahhhh

what should i draw yuffie doing

>>723398159
Footjob with her socks
Or putting her foot (with sock on) in Clouds mouth

Yuffie and Scarlet....

>>723360219
>wants to complain about ff7 character designs
>complains about the remake

>>723398159
Wrestling with Tifa

>>723349520
one of these is a boy and he does look different despite looking like a middle aged woman

>>723375032
>Age of consent is rising globally

who is causing this ?

>>723338987
Just run the played time clock up bro

>>723402994
A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.

>>723402994
You can't just ask something like that

>>723338936 (OP)
You men are disgusting

>>723391482
that's not what anon is talking about also
>modern squeenix
>jiggle physics
he's talking about the incredible sexual tension between yuffie and cloud(and others) and while tifa is obviously romantically interested, she has the sexual tension of a muppet

>>723403089
Stop posting that clout chasing fag.

>>723390028
Yes. E33 and Rebirth are “evolutionary cousins” in gameplay. In fact, I started parrying more in Rebirth because of E33.

>>723338936 (OP)
She is annoying. Jesse > Tifa > Aerith

>>723338936 (OP)
She's never been hotter but I still rank her a distant last. Especially with nu-scarlett.

>>723402994
sexy hebe girls won't have sex with me anyway so idc

>>723390028
Why are zoom zooms like this?

>>723338936 (OP)
I haven't played nuFFVII but Yuffie was kind of an annoying character in the original game (and one of the hottest character designs in Kingdom Hearts)

>>723377449
Retarded cause wheelchair

>>723359324
Literally nobody is saying that in real life. It's like when lesbians tried to rebrand themselves as "sapphic". Only the weirdest corners of the internet are actually using those terms.

>>723409379
Yep. It's pretty much a twitter thing. Doesn't change the rest of it though.

>>723397949
>no pubes
Absolutely disgusting.

>>723338936 (OP)
because they have bad taste.

>>723395176
They chose to bring it up. If they want to keep arguing if I respond that's their choice.

>>723398623
"Little savage..."

TIGHT
TEENAGE
KUNNYICHI

>>723390096
It's always been that way, but nowadays people get very upset and assume very strange things about you if you dare to point out the difference, due to the moral precept that considers the mere act of lust toward someone under the age of majority irredeemable and stigmatizable for the rest of someone's life

For such people, the mere fact of discerning the obvious differences in something is automatically a validation of that something

This only causes a relatively modern and fabricated legal standard to rewrite and interfere with what is biologically normal attraction, since the body develops and reaches adult size long before the stipulated age of majority. But people don't care about these subtleties, there should be a thick, heavy ink red line.. What's above is allowed, what's below is not, without nuances.

>>723413950
>Kuraudo passed up vice like grip pussy for a prostitute and a slums bartender

>>723390028
E33 is great but I think Rebirth is slightly better, especially the gameplay. E33 gets a little repetitive.

>>723391694
Shut up retard.

>>723377449
"Reunion" would make most sense thematically

Too busy masturbating

>>723414469
Whatever they end up choosing will make the most sense thematically

>>723377449
Repube.
Repuffy.
Remounded.
Reroast.
ReAAAAAHHHHmycock.

>>723413184
Why they no use this outfit in rebirth?

>>723338936 (OP)
Because she isn't attractive.
You have to have a brat fetish to consider yuffie

>>723420903
>Because she isn't attractive.
You are obviously captivated by her bodacious beach bod.

>>723421004
>>723419904

>>723421004
>>723421094
Adding the belt in Rebirth was such a mistake.

>>723421304
Wasn't expecting to like Sonon going in but he's a good lad who deserved better

>>723422057
>did this at the end of the chapter so she was out of her moogle cloak already
That way it came off as Kyrie being jealous as fuck of her toned tummy

Hnng I want het socks on my face/in my mouth

FUCK
UR
BELT

>>723352147
I've been a Yuffie guy since I was young, though I played 10 first and was really big on Rikku as well.

>>723382916
Peak bodytype. If she isn't a beanpole I don't want her

>>723420242
H-hot.. Anything more like that?
Also why is a threesome not a canon choice?

>>723423354
he didn't say that (in Japanese)

>>723352147
Chads were for Aerith

>>723420242
what aerith doin?

>>723423398
Yeah, in the Japanese dub he says: 兵士に怒ってはいけない。そうしないとレイプされる。

>>723338936 (OP)
Because they are gay or normalfags.

>>723423448
Oh no, Aerisbros...

>>723338936 (OP)
Because shipfags just love going wild
>>723338987
Christ, in japland, 16 is murica's 18
If square operated out of murica, I'm certain that yuffie would magically be 18
Also, she technically will never age because she doesn't even exist.
Go.
Back.
(You) couldn't be less welcomed here

Cloud and his wife

>>723424205
Big balls

>>723357797
>>723394763
between 19-21 i changed more in those years than any set of 3 years in my life
still thought yuffie was hot the whole time kek

Does eternal regression mean even the most capable member of my pheno has less than a percent of every kind of talent there is than the member of your pheno with the least talent all around?

Like, we aren't capable of knowing our whole social security number and shouldn't be driving?

I've been told that because the universe is a Connected circular monad it means a blue eyed male who has red or brown hair is doomed to suck more at everything he does than the least talented brown eyed man? I mean literally less of every one of them. Like, we couldn't even have refrigerators, freezers, and air conditions. Is this true? If so, provide formal mathematical proof(s).Also, say mean things like idk, intended, medicine, tendencies, DK,cigarettes, nature, tracing, gyatt, gem, MC, main, decant, idc, mad, land, gat, traits, treats, datamine, sin, grin, panda, import ant, dead,good, antiques, exhibit, well, trash, and, garbage, unique, decent,deal with it, it's already been established, drivel, candid, weak, tries,charity, wit, bilge, not, instead, log, crap, load, sat, sad, dad, concern,devil, this, the, that, CD, seed, DAS, new, now, win, giant, maps,tundra, ton draw, grass, music, simp, gin, Mel, Dell, weed, white,disconnect, gotcha goat (got your goat), everyday, way, decided, yeah, wind, dragon, bot, extended, mint, drama, dim, anymore, dated, stinks, train, MCT, notes (we can't retain ANYTHING), DC, NAZI=NOTC=D+100, etc.

>>723339273
Based

>>723340279
You'll find that most girls around 9-11 have legs twice as long as their torsos, this is the golden proportion.

It's the slim, short torso, narrow hips, narrow shoulders, large head and large feet, and very long legs that distinguish pre-teen girls.

they missed the opportunity for letting us buy all ff7 related games outfits ingame for our party

>>723428934
I'm genuinely surprised they weren't DLC.
I'm shocked Square didn't milk these games for all their worth.

I assume it was because she was missable in the first game and so you have a strange lack of culture impact that Tifa and Aerith have

>>723348578

>Why aren't they wearing stirrup socks?

FTFY

>>723343098
bizarre fetish

It's wild that FF7 is so talked about still, never expected it

>>723430873
People are talking about the age of consent, not ff7

>>723338936 (OP)
Riddle me this, why would degenerates even spare a glance for her when there are characters like Marie Rose around? She looks like lame and cringe. That design looks like some teenage phase on deviantart, I still can't believe it came from a professional artist

>>723359848
what would yuffie's crotch smell like?

>>723397949
Fuck off you dirt hair loving faggot. Bald is best the younger the better.

>>723431224
Posts like these prove how popular FF7 is.

>>723410626
>Why are there no pubes on this child's body?
baka

>>723431459
she's 16, not 11
no pubes on a 16 year old would mean she's removing them, and for who?

>>723431707
For Barret of course

>>723431707
You're a modern brapfag. Your meme fetish sucks.

>>723431224
Musky smegma. These girls are on the road for days fighting in the hot sun without showers. They definitely have thick crusty custard between their folds.

>>723377449
Re:vengence

>>723431792
Pubes aren’t a fetish they’re natural, shaved is a fetish. Smooth pussies all look the same.

>>723432275
Already addressed here. >>723431792

>>723431707
>Wants young girls to look more mature
baka

>>723432275
>Pubes aren’t a fetish they’re natural
so are women with hairy arms and legs

>>723431707
Well she's in a bikini and if you weren't a virgin you'd know that every girl shaves her coochie before wearing a bikini

>>723432275
This is like saying tummies aren't a fetish because they're natural and everyone has one. The distinction is how fixated you are on them. I am deeply fixated on Yuffie's tummy, therefore, fetish

Yuffie Sexo

>>723431848
Just imagine the flavor guys

>>723431792
I'm not the same anon you replied to, I was just pointing out a flaw in your argument.

>>723338936 (OP)
Build for Cloud

>>723359848
Yuffie owes me thigh sex

>>723433040
Farts are natural too.

>>723433103
That's not Barret's cock

>>723431707
Barret and/or Cid. Didn't you play the game?

>>723429123
and now imagine they would put them into the golden saucer within a gachalite mechanic :^)

>>723433103
god this animation is such dogshit
why don't we ever get good 3d animation anymore?
either it's this hyper twitchy chinkslop or it's american mocap where everyone moves like a fat negress.

>>723431224
Barret's breath and balls

>>723433331
She wanted the BBC so bad

>>723433397
Barret would never fuck Yuffie. He's a blatantly closeted homosexual

>>723433379

>why don't we ever get good 3d animation anymore?

because all great animators make exclusively porn nowadays

>>723431707
For you

>>723370916
Pedos love posting about these low ages of consent, but even if it's "legal", you literally never heard about anyone getting with a 16 year old and getting away with it.

>>723433508
Game?

>>723433773
Under The Witch

>>723433485
Nah he has a wife who died so he doesn't want to be a sex pest to any of the women on the team. If anything he's practically throwing Tifa at Cloud. Cloud even watched how Tifa and Barret interact and starts taking a cue or two on how to lead with Tifa. Barret is a bro. It's just the porn makes him have sex with all the women because nuCloud doesn't make moves and has zero rizz. Cloud is lucky to get porn where Barret isn't giving him the same treatment. It's getting rarer unfortunately

>>723434108
Barret ships cloud with aerith

>>723343098
Same energy

>>723431224
why does she sit like that?

>>723434841
Airing out the funk

>>723422057
I want to breed her while she wears her moogle outfit.

>>723433515
God her torso is narrower that her head. Fuck that's hot.

>>723433878
Thanks

Damn brat needs correction

>>723338987
out of 10!

>>723338936 (OP)
How do we rid of the pedos in our comunity hebe-bross?

>>723390028
Start with FF10 or 7 OG. Don't touch the remake unless you've finished the original 7. It's a sequel.