Thread 723351576

its time for the monthly race between our favorite umas!

>>723351576 (OP)
WHAT HAPPENED

>Manually archiving the thread because autosaging it would've still hit 700 posts
How can you be THIS FUCKING MAD

>>723351642
uuuuuh, technical difficulties

Congrats to the nex /v/ictory stakes winner. I have a small update considering Golshi's prize for last time. I do not think I will be able to finish it. I simply bit of more than I can chew with my current artistic ability, and have been working non stop trying to make something at least decent. With some wrist surgery coming up I have no idea when I'll be able to continue.
I'm sorry to the one Anon that was really looking forward to it. For my failure I will impose a self banishment from the threads until I can start working on it again.

>>723351642
It just suddenly archived at page 1 on 423 posts.

>Falcon from hell won the arc
>Grass won the stakes
Got it right?

>>723351642
Janigger

>>723351704
can you send the WIP? I could probably pick up where you left off

ANO????

>>723351642
Nothing. There was never a thread by the way

>>723351704
don't be so harsh on yourself retard, no one will get mad if you don't post it
>wrist surgery
good luck with that anon

>Falcon wins a prestigious race
>No one will see it
LMAO

REMEMBER
NO VIDEO GAMES ALLOWED

I don't get it. Isn't all this traffic and activity a good thing? Why delete the thread?

>>723351576 (OP)
>Seiunfags lost
>Falcokeks lost
>Currenchuds lost

>>723351824
It was like half of the board's active traffic for the last hour

>>723351668
That explains it. When I checked the thread back it was archived already but no one said anything about autosaging. Also, the fuckers gave me a warning

>>723351704
Dude I don't care THAT much, yes I was looking forward to it but I only wanted to give you drive to improve, take care man health is always first. I'm glad you remembered me but please do put yourself first and don't banish yourself cunt, you still have to document Seiunlets

>>723351846
Falcon won though

>>723351759
Ey fellow flip.

quick fellow trainers what's better to run for leo, 1lb fine or mlb dober?

>>723351824
Idk but the first thing I see after getting out of the archived thread was a fucking ASSMONGOLOID thread hitting bump limit. Funny....not.

>>723351824
Anger.

SMART FAGCON DIDN'T EVEN PLACE IN ANY OF THE /V/ICTORY STAKES RACES
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT YOUR NEW Q/V/EENS

>>723351801
The bird was erased from the archives...
That was janny's plan from the beginning

>>723351642
Clearly this is the fault of the Currenfag.

The winners so far are
>one Grass Wonder
winning not one but two,
>Suzuka
winning one, and
>Condor
winning one.

That's all the stakes from the thread. The dirt bird demon claims the consolation prize of the Fr*nch rainy stakes.

>>723351909
Fine is garbage at 1LB.

Bros I'm about to be a gold citylet.

>tfw grass wonder won me group a finals by a fucking nose after just barely managing to make it in to begin with
my FUARKING hero

>Jobbed
>Missed everything

>>723351824
If it's not an advertising thread sponsored by Microsoft, it's off-topic.

>>723351909
Dober for sure

>>723351642
Bitches HATE our super speed

>>723351854
No one gives a fuck if SEA brownoids and degenerates like you are the main traffic of this board.

>>723351956
I have a 0lb Fine and she's so fucking ass. Supposedly she becomes the best WIT card ever...at LB4...

Gonna take a pic of the ESL "/v/ stake" as soon as I get home. Hopefully the race saves are server side

>>723351930
>Currens PR is in the dumpster AGAIN

>>723351956
dober it is then
btw, what's the breakpoint for creek to be usable?
i know kitasan is usable at 3lb

>>723352026
im white thoughever

>>723352026
>Hes so mad hes following us
top lel

>>723351925
I'm proud of Suzuka defending against the bird when it mattered most.

>>723351824
because it exposes that the rest of the board is full of literal shills, advertisers and /pol/shitters making threads unrelated to video games and samefagging them into bump limit, uma threads and a few others are the only organic threads left in this shithole of a board

>>723351946
Should have attached an image.

That was wonderful

>>723352008
The funny thing is that still would have filtered a whole bunch of witlet trainers.

Someone wanted webms, here's one from Cancer Cup goodbye, not one of the stakes though.

Is this the thread?

>>723351930
>janny is a currenfag

>>723351925
Falcon won the arc though

>>723352026
Umamusume is a white man's game thoughever.

>>723352026
Horse racing is a white man's sport thoughtbeit

>Another Gold
Bros... am I a third-rate trainer? It's another bad luck on finals... I failed my trainees... What should I do now?

Damage report
>Plat status
>Plans for leo
>How you feeling?

>>723352057
Creek gets stamina bonus at 1lb and initial friendship at 3lb

>>723352157
KILL YOURSELF JANNY BOOTLICKING NIGGER

>>723352153
literally LITERALLY doesn't count, it's like saying
>taishin won the race without golshi though
no one cares neiggha, those 3 are the /v/ictory stakes winners, falcon has been forever btfo

Fun races lads, good shit

>>723352026
I'm an Aryan god though

>>723352207
You know exactly what to do

>>723352256
>those 3
You mean grass sama, our SHOGUN

>>723352135
Grass WONDERFUL?

>>723351576 (OP)
Bird status: blocked.

Congrats to Ass Wonder.

>>723352248
Where in my post did I say I support janny?

>>723352207
nothing to do but recoup and enter a truly first rate uma in the next cup

i am... not a first rate trainer, but i will become one

It's time to learn Japanese anon

>>723352207
We keep moving forward.

>>723352207
She's so cool...

Why didn't she use her flying ability? Is she stupid?

>>723352219
First in B finals
I have SMaru so try to get her, probably Oguri and Goldship for backup
Bad because I was so close to A finals losing by a neck and ending 2-3. Bad because lmao groundwork farms. Bad because I didn't get Gold City with the Maru leftovers

>>723352051
>fixes PR by a couple of dedicated anons
>becomes a serious contender in the /v/ictory stakes
>completely jobs when it matters most and PR goes back in the gutter
it's funny really. she was the t.m opera o of this season

I will now do an ass wonder run in her honor

>>723352219
>Wonned
>readied
>goodened

Guh... /v/ma bros.. we must post faster

>>723352326
You namedropped the uma's full name so that janny could easily identify us and nuke us again!
Fuck you nigga!

>>723352409
KEKAROOOOOO thats after losing momentum btw

>>723352418
>fixes PR
when? I thought everyone dismissed her as a slut

So now that grass won, are we all japanese?

>rolling on City
>Get curren
FUCK

>>723352473
Oh, you're the falseflagging schizo, got it.

HEY LET ME IN!

Tip of the day: Wine increases luck
(spoiler, nsfl for lucklets)

>>723352409
he never learns

>>723352409
What was the fastest uma thread ever?

>>723352492
Those were just falcontards getting uppity because she was meta, now that she got BTFO they've been real quiet

>>723352219
>Plat status
Gold. I've finally lost all hope of ever getting to win a CM
>Plans for leo
Gonna keep grinding aces since I'd already started (plus Rudolf gives lots of fans per run which is good for my club), but my heart isn't really in it anymore
>How you feeling?
Miserable

Mambo

>>723352504
Yes, now eat your hamburgers anon

Any more races? that was a blast

>>723352219
>Plat status
Won
>Plans for leo
I already have a team, need to improve it though because
>How you feeling?
I accidentally motivated one of /v/'s best trainers to tryhard Leo, so not good.

>>723352219
One inch off of getting Teio a single /v/ictory stakes win. I wish I was a stronger trainer.

>>723352549
Bakushin day

okay so how do we murder the gilf in leo?

>>723352543
Leave us witch! The Cup is over and it is the latter half of the month! You have no power till November!

>>723352623
simply run faster than her

>>723352623
Double dominator

>>723352623
From seeing her run I'm pretty sure Falcon is stronger

I hope you guys prepare yourselves for the /v/ma of the year race on New Years Eve

So, I know it was kinda futile and he doesn't like the attention but did the diplomat ever report back? I think he was in /v/ma maybe, did he say anything in club chat recently?

>>723352409
Wow, it's almost like people enjoy talking about video games.

>>723352219
>Plat status
Graded Silver
>Plans for Leo
Haven't even started.
>How you feeling
Good. I got Neicha to 3 stars finally, so I'm happy.

To celebrate Grass Wonder's amazing victory, work has now begun on Umamusha, the Grass Wonder-centric third-person action adventure spin off. Please look forward to it.

>>723352547
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
UMA-SAMA, I KNEEL

>>723352658
track and conditions? a lot of things will have changed by then

>>723352656
Only if maru gets brocked

>>723352219
Gold looks better anyways

>>723352623
Double designated debuffers with debuff ace hybrid?

So the Sprint CM only comes after another 5 CMs.
AkebonoGODS, we must prepare from now, save carrats and train her like no uma has ever been trained before. Currenfags will not take our cup.

Nice races, anons. I'm glad we could hold the event before they killed the thread, I hope to see you all next time

>>723352138
>all those Anglings cucked by a hag so a Taishin can come in and clean up
Beautiful.

HEY

>>723351576 (OP)
Generals belong on /vg/.

>>723352656
The shittiest Smaru of all time just blocked every front for free in /v/ictory stakes bro.

ahem, in any case.
After our brief interruption and seeing there's no more rooms being made, with 2 out of 4 wins, i'd like to (un)officially proclaim Grass Wonder as our new /v/ictory Stakes winner and queen!, may her reign be merciful against baka gaijins putting hot sauce in their Nato.

As our runner ups we have El Condor Pasa and Silence Suzuka with one win each, both very good on their own terms but lacked the GUTS to win the cup.

as bad weather and rain rolled in we need to give a special mention to our number one Umadol and very (in)famous bird from hell Smart Falcon, scoring a win under these special circumstances!

See you in a few weeks for our Leo cup meeting and remember the ride never ends! and he does it for free

>>723352715
We'll see on December, but it would be nice to begin the new year with a lot of fun races

>>723352781
NOOOOOOOO HE'S HERE

>>723352781
Cry about it, troon

Did you thank him yet?

>>723352781
gays belong in the closet, with the janny

>>723352658
Arima in Winter with random weather and Great mood? Count me in.

>>723352694
When's Umachanbara

>>723352829
When I needed him most he abandoned me....

>>723352686
Just ask him whenever hes around its R*cks

Leo practice?

>>723352864
oh yeah Arima Kinen makes a lot of sense, it would be very kino to watch

>>723352219
>Plat status
Gottem
>Plans for leo
Opera. Don't care if she's good for it or not, I just want to run her.
>How you feeling?
Like the strongest Danchou

>>723352786
gaijin shogun, i kneel

>>723352894
>The diplomat is the strongest trainer on /v/
He truly is first rate and a gigachad

>>723352829
Friendship with the gate is over, now Maruensky is my best friend

Now we are all rolling for doto right?

Hail to America's Ass!

>>723352219
>Plat status
Gold. Lost to another Grass with lower stats because she PUMPS her IRON, whlie my Grass & Vodka don't activate any accels.
>Plans for leo
Will spend 3 borrows for aces. already started it since last week. Only got an Oguri that is slightly better than my Taurus's.
>How you feeling?
A little bad unilke my Gemini since at that time, I knew I had lower winrates so I didn't expect much for the finals. And my loss is a bit funny too back then.
>>723352276
>>723352328
>>723352356
I understand anons. I will keep striving to be a first-rate trainer. My trainees won't like me stay gloomy like this.

>>723352956
I only have 5000 carats so no

Now that grass is queen, will burgers be outlawed?

>>723352770
Same to you, it was a good time.

>>723352785
That was a regular Maru.

>>723352786
Thank you based Grass-sama.

>>723352956
I know I am.

>>723352956
YES

>>723352956
I'm sorry, I fell for the gyaru's charms...

>>723352956
Sorry tits, I have a plan, and it's called coping during the megabanner

>>723352925
y'know that this gore pic is why the threads get deleted, right?

Now that Cancer has ended
I can proudly say that the Mejiro MILEqueen project
was a total failure

She'll be back for Leo.

>>723352219
>Plat status
Got silver
>Plans for leo
Tryhard
>How you feeling?
Excited

>>723352998
>That was a regular Maru.
I'm talking about the first room.

>>723352956
Absolutely.

>celebrating a chestnutter
i dont think i can be in these threads anymore

>>723352956
Will do 1 fuck it why not pull
after its a full save for Manhattan Cafe (i want the go this way singers team)

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE FASTEST WE'VE EVER BEEN why does it feel slower than the last one tho?

>>723353026
I tried too anon... i really did

>>723353098
it'll only be for a few weeks, spechan

OFFICIAL TOREINA POWERLEVEL TIERLIST
>S tier
R, M, A
>A tier
Oy Neigh, der/v/, /herse/, /v/mapyois danchodes
>B tier
currenchad, teiofag, off-metabros
>C tier and below
Seiunlets, that one guy without tachyon's lab coat, open league shitters

Alright alright so I should draw pic related with maru and grass right?

>>723352956
I've been waiting since launch for her (and Akebono). I have 51k carats saved. So yes, I'm getting her.

>>723353127
Cuz it was, it didn't update when we were archived

Now I can finally add more Grass Wonder pics to my Uma folder.

>>723352956
She's cute, but I gotta save for Digitan so no
My luck's so godawful that I can't afford to risk even a single pull

>>723353164
Fuck this will be so kino. I just remembered that Grass is hailed as the next Maruzensky, so it fits.

BEST GIRL BTW

>>723353156
Pretty accurate list. Good work.

>>723353156
Fukufags are even below

>>723353242
>Grass is hailed as the next Maruzensky
KEK IT WAS MEANT TO BE

>>723353156
>that one guy without tachyon's lab coat

>>723353156
>not even mentioned with the other danchous
Damn, I guess I need to do better.

Alright everyone had their fun now back to the mines with ya!

>>723353071
Nobody likes that nigger horse for what she did to /ourgirl/ special week in the anime

>>723353071
Despite training that Grass monster it was actually Seiun who got me my plat, if that counts.

>>723353339
I don't have one on hand but imagine a very upset Sweep Tosho

>>723353374
Fuck you ;_;

>>723353374
God I need her...

>>723353071
Jobber only good for parenting lmao

Guys...I think I broke the game. I got 1st place in Group A...with Fantasy Pasa. And my Silence Suzuka got 7th. For comparison, my Silence Suzuka had a 30% win rate over all the rounds and my Fantasy Pasa only a 10%.

But I guess my strategy of locking down the Seiun Sky with Silence Suzuka and then using Evil Nature really worked.

>>723353335
>no platinums
less avatarfagging, more toreining

>>723352048
Here's the pic from the "/v/ stake" AKA the ESL Stakes. The Condor up front won barely against Anime Teio with no one else coming close.

Dumb question but does the global version work within japan?

>>723352219
>Plat status
We got wit checked into 3rd
>Plans for leo
Tachyon and Taishin
>How you feeling?
Hungry, on my way to make a tuna salad

>>723353068
My bad then.

>>723353098
Fuck off Spechud, and don't come back before you win a stakes on your own.

>>723353164
Yes, bless you drawfag.

A preview of winning team for Leo.

>>723351642
Wait. WHY DID HE MANUALLY ARCHIVE THE THREAD >>723345413 INSTEAD OF DELETING IT OR AUTOSAGING IT LIKE USUAL?! THAT SEEMS SIGNIFICANT!

>>723353418
>ESL stakes
>Condor won
KEK

>>723353437
Delet this

>>723353443
he knew autosaging it would be another humilliation ritual like bakushin day so he just archived it kek

>>723353437
My eyes instantly went to Maru's tummy

I will admit, Cancer Gold is a pretty funny title to have, so I'm not too mad

Spe status?

>>723353443
>literal "SHUT IT DOWN!!!"

>>723353418
SHE'S UNSTOPPABLE MUY CALIENTE!

>>723353417
I do lots of toreining.

>Didn't see ANY triple crowns posted
Nooticing

>>723353156
I'm in the list!

>>723353535
her asshole will be stretched until Leo cup comes by

>>723353418
>>723353447
lmao pottery

>>723353156
Who the FUCK is RMA

What if janny is behaving like this so we have a common enemy thereby fostering a sense of community among the /v/madachi?

>>723353496
No I meant in term of janny powers. A delete would have achieved the same thing but why a manual archive now? Is there a limit to how many threads a single janny can delete?

>>723353612
FAT FUCK

>>723353612
Fat fuck

>>723353614
Stones, May and Definite

>>723353620
Kek, janny is lelouch.

>>723353581
You mean triple plat? I have two and won a stakes for the plat I'm missing, does that count?

>>723353339
Give me a good parent for Teio then. I don't have Maruzensky or Taiki, so this is what I have to work with. I need to give her more power.

Do you run Restless on Summer Maru for Leo?

>>723353612
Have you considered eating a normal amount of rice?

I can only do one more, Masterful Gambit, End Savvy and Redshift.

Do Ends care about having Red Shift at all?

>>723353715
GOOD

>>723353712
Yes you need it to trigger her ult

>>723353443
I ADVERTISE HERE!!!
IT'S MY MONEY!!!

>>723353427
No, you need to use a VPN or other tricks

>>723353581
I would have gotten Taurus platinum if I had more than 0 days to make my builds.

Fuck he killed the momentum, we were having SO MUCH FUN MAN

>>723353614
Minerals, Mustard and Unmitigated

>>723353612
Special Week? More like Buffet Week.

Are (You) eating the burger?

>>723353710
Rudolph and Air Groove. You don't want to use that McQueen.

>>723353710
>both Teios at 4*
I kneel.

>>723353735
>When positioned towards the front
Train wit

>>723353767
Looks good to me

>>723353749
I know you need to run a recovery skill to trigger her ult, I was just wondering if I run that over Triple 7s, assuming that I'm also running Maestro

Remember to thank OUR HEROES

>>723353735
There will be many debuffers, so it might be worth it. It can activate later too if you have another velocity skill that can proc.

>>723353763
Danchou won't like this...

Got Spe-Chud from my 3* ticket. Only Make Debut Uma I didn't have so I'm actually happy.

>>723353779
No

>>723353735
take it just in case she pushes up too early through the race, gambit and savvy aren't very useful

>>723353735
For Leo? Sometimes they can activate it immediately after Pumping since they move from 6th to 5th.

>>723353682
Consider that the /vg/ threads are way more negative and they don't have a janny problem.

>>723353581
Enemy Goldshit stole my Gemini

>>723353614
Boulder, Ketchup, Perfect

>>723353836
Could be worse. At least it's not a california roll.

>>723353735
Gambit is dogshit, Redshift needs you to be 5th or better which is unlikely but could happen if you overtake some Naughty Natures. Personally I'd just take Savvy.

>>723353767
EUbros are going to bed anyway
Good night

You ARE training guts after this right?

>>723353852
/vg/ is full of sweats. We actually have fun over here.

>>723352120
>we're the only organic threads left on this board
>our off-topic gacha general filled with schizo powerlevel arguments, avatarfagging, and grown men crying about cartoon horse girls is the last bastion of what /v/ should be
>the janny isn't deleting us because we're cancer, he's deleting us because he's secretly a Currenfag trying to suppress the truth about the /v/ictory stakes

Holy shit, listen to yourself. You're not "exposing" anything. You're just a glorified containment thread for gacha addicts that has deluded itself into thinking it's the heart of the board.

This isn't a video game discussion. It's a clubhouse for coomers to post their pngs and run their little fantasy horse races. The janny nuking your thread wasn't some grand conspiracy; it was basic janitorial work, like taking out the trash. Go to /vg/.

>>723353906
When is the buff?

>>723353924
>Implying /v/ma isn't full of sweats

>>723353612
Haru Urara spotted

>>723351576 (OP)
What is the appeal of horses?

WHOEVER SAID WELFARE TICKET IS A SHITTY CARD. FUCK YOU. 1st PLACE WITH VODKA WITH BODY AND MIND.

Group B Final

>seething this hard
ywnbaj

>>723353925
>run their little fantasy horse races
So playing the game.

is this a actual winning animation in the game? why is she such a slut?

>>723353962
Cool animals

>>723353925
No

>>723353925
never should have come here

>>723353815
The current state of the game still needs you to activate 2+ gold recovery skills for Medium, since you don't have enough Stamina.
So just take 2 gold recovery like Taurus.

Later when we get new scenarios, you take only triple 7s or only Tachyon ult for most medium races since that will activate her ult immediately just before the last spurt, that allows her to start her last spurt faster than usual.

>>723353612
SHE'S FAT

Leo prep? what kinda skills are best to spark

>>723353925
>>the janny isn't deleting us because we're cancer, he's deleting us because he's secretly a Currenfag trying to suppress the truth about the /v/ictory stakes
I think we hit a sorespot. Could he really be a rogue Currenfag?

>>723353925
and you're a crying little bitch that clicks on threads she hates to shit herself

guess what? nobody cares about what you think
nobody will ever care
people will continue discussing whatever they want while you cry bitch tears in a corner like the miserable cunt you are

>>723353983
McQueen is such a qt.

>>723354027
the same as Taurus so Pump some iron, Shooting For Victory, red shift and now angling and scheming

>>723353983
>translucent dress
Will she really represent the respected Mejiro family like that?

>>723353925
>defending jannies
I perfectly understand your hatred of gacha but please pause for a moment and look at what you have become. They do it for free btw.

>>723353962
Man's best friend.

>>723354068
What about skills like prepared to pass or killer tunes, are any of them important?

>>723354028
Of course not, please stop dragging her name through the mud

>>723353780
I actually have a Rudolf parent, just not sure if her ult will even be worthwhile since it's inconsistent on a pace chaser. I could probably run this for now.

>>723353925
sharty bait award

>retards think gachas are games
>not only a gacha but a fucking Football Manager Simulator-like
All of you are brownskinned, fat and never had sex.

>>723353818
and Special Week

>>723354072
Free bumps are welcome though

>>723353983
McQueen...

SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?

>>723353443
probably got a warning from the mods to stop deleting normal threads, so he just archives them instead to hide his actions

>>723353983
so this is how they do pantyshots nowadays? swimsuits?

>>723354027
Speed Greens, Corners/Straightaways, THH/PTO/Slipstream, White Recovery skills you plan to take, Groundwork.
So the usual.

Much closer than I expected given my girls' statlines. If that guy's Blockushin had held onto the inside instead of going outside Taiki would've been boxed, but oh well, I'll take 2nd in A and I saw Mayano and Biwa activate their ults one after the other so it was worth it.

Jannies, clean this general up.

Maybe I'll win the next one....

>>723354136
Says the seanigger, lol

Gonna do her career for the first time, what am i in for?

>>723354125
>no double circle
Looks good anyway. Not sure how important high affinity is tbf

>got ignored so he's spamming DELETE DELETE DELETE tantrums now
imagine being this butthurt at cute girls and anons racing each other

>>723354227
>late surger

>>723354136
says the incel who's entire life is seething on /v/
friendly reminder you'll die the way you lived, alone and screaming

>>723354193
Cry about it, tendie pedotranny

>>723354227
Ridiculously good growths, mood downs and seething at Maruzensky.

>>723354085
Someone has to continue the Mejiro bloodline.

So?

>>723354227
At least half a dozen mood downs and 2 or 3 negative conditions

>>723354227
Maruzensky 2

Are there enough white/grey horses in the game to have a whites only team trial comp?

Stop taking the bait retards, literally what he wants

>>723354227
tons of mood downs thanks to her being a passive agressive bitch

>>723354110
what did she mean by this?

Gonna do her for the first time, what am i in for?

Host humilliation ritual races now!

Uh Janny where are you?

>>723354257
Trying to get double circle from Maruzensky is like pulling teeth to be fair.

Stop giving him attention and easy (You)s, idiots

>>723354227
super moody. More unstable then Golshi and Rice

>>723354348
He's responding to himself now.

>>723354347
Oguri, Golshi, Biwa

>>723354373
You literally can't anon

Lost to falcon again award

Right here, monitoring this organic thread

Janny you left this general thread up.

>>723354361
ara aras and miles per hour

>S. Maru won me the Group B finals
>gets last place in all the /v/ rooms after
she's shit but she still got it done when it counted at least

>>723354380
Goldshi, sure, but not Rice.

>723354136
>All of you are brownskinned, fat and never had sex.
Again with these points. The janny sounds more and more like an underaged white supremacist larping incel.

Why is this general still up btw?

>>723354467
Would you say she's any stronger than falcon?

i think i got all or atleast most of the races saved, would you guys be okay with uploading them for posteriority? youtube or just catbox? i don't have the skills to censor all the names

>>723354347
For all 15 slots? No since you can't use an alt and a regular version of the same horse, you can get close though

>>723351576 (OP)
>Gachashit

Aye, sir
We'll look into it, sir yes sir

Uhhh....so back to the Leo mines?

>shitskin gachatrannies pretending their png gambling sim is a "videogame"
KEKAROOO

>>723354506
Catbox folder

>>723354495
he's a literal shartycuck, all of which are underage faggots that hate cute things, it's why he's literally throwing a tantrum

>>723354438
I'm not surprised, I don't know when they make getting affinity easier. Either way, not even going to entertain that autism, because most decent Maruzensky parents already have full follows anyways.

>>723354495
Meant for >>723354136

>>723354506
Yes, OC always welcome. can you post the grass winner one?

>723354446
>723354448
Messed up the timing there didn't he?

Why is this tranny gacha thread still up btw?

>>723354564
It's funny, it's like seeing a little kid throwing a tantrum
>NO NO NO STOP HAVING FUN STOP ENJOYING YOURSELVES NOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hello Janny, delete this shit now.

>>723354513
how long until this banner drops?
>2025 in jp
nevermind

>>723354380
>>723354468
I've never understood what's supposed to be so bad about Rice; she's been pretty well-behaved in my runs compared to a lot of other umas
I'm pretty sure she doesn't even have any extra mood down events compared to the rest of the cast

I'm gonna learn from this and make sure to build the easy runners BEFORE spending 3 weeks trying to get a groundwork runner.

>>723354506
Sure

>>723354564
Shartyfags love dragon ball though?

Uh Janny? Where are you? This general is still up.

So....well hit bump pretty soon, some races?

>>723354513
>gray week
Holy kino

I may have lost Cancer Platinum, but I did get this.
What'll it be, /v/?

>>723354571
I don't think they're going to make it easier, just a bit different by only counting matching G1 wins instead of any matching graded race wins. Which I suppose does make it easier since you mostly want to run those over others.

>>723354564
>it's why he's literally throwing a tantrum
geeeeeeeeeg it was AI generated, only spoiled it because I like making soicacas and 4pedokikes endlessly leak

>gachatroonsloppa thread
Eugh

>>723354645
In my experience training rice is like pulling teeth

>>723354645
Launch week meme since nobody knew what they were doing.

>generals outside of /vg/
This rule when?

>>723354627
Your order is in queue, please wait while I heat up my hotpockets

>>723354686
SPECHAN

>>723354686
RICE VILLAIN

>>723354686
Taiki loves you.

>>723354513
>tfw chestnut week

>>723354686
The obese of kasamatsu

>>723354645
It's just memes, she's hard because of Tenno Sho Spring not because of her moods. That said an Uma like Gold City gets repeatable mood up events (that also give +10 to a random stat) so that makes up for her rare mood downs.

>>723354686
THE FATTY

>>723354506
YT it. Might as well set up an account so people who missed them can appreaciate Grass-sama and her weeb ass.

>>723354665
I told you already, these things take time, ok? My internet isn't stable either

>>723354686
Makween

Did you like her reign?

Who was your MVP for this cup?

For me, it was the phantom bird.

>>723354686
yaaaay~

>>723354815
there was an immediate civil war after she ascended so no

>>723354815
No

>>723354686
May this 7 lead you to TEIO!

>>723354815
it was...cancer

So, it happened AGAIN.

>>723354686
THE FACE OF UMA MUSUME

>>723354815
I did not care for Gold Ship.

>>723354645
Everyone was refusing to click stamina training during launch week.

Why do trannies think their png gambling sims are videogames?

>>723354815
Her win wasn't as soulful as Top Cun but pic related is too funny for me to dislike her.

>>723354829
Condor and Vodka were close to the same in winrate
Grass felt like winmoar and every time she won Vodka was right behind her and would have won anyways

>>723354686
THE EMPEROR

I wish I had saved the Taurus afterparty

>>723354656
Build grandparents anon. Once you have a stock of g1maxxed 9 stars it's a lot easier.

>>723354943
Nice discord raid.

>>723354740
>>723354751
>>723354768
fat fuck
No, not that one, the other one.

>>723354901
But enough about Blue Archive

>>723354815
>Immediate civil war and genocide

The seething is off the charts today I see

>>723354829
All of them really. I worked the most on Suzuka but both Grass and Condor saved me a bunch when she couldn't go Angling.

>>723354380
>>723354468
Air Groove is the worst when it comes to mood. Like 6 mood downs average each career. There's a reason people call her Air Mood.

>>723354586
im testing different recording software right now, i'll upload it later, look for it on /vmg/ too
>>723354801
i already set up the account but im waiting for a general consensus since a lot of people seemed not too keen on their names being shown publicly

>>723354975
Shartycucks use discord?

Learn Japanese

>>723354975
Cope troon

>>723353852

Wait, so is this the "fun" general? I've been trying to figure out the difference.

So if I understand this correctly, the `/vg/` general is for the people who actually take the meta seriously and discuss optimal builds, and this thread on `/v/` is for the more casual fans who just want to post cute pictures of their favorite horse and talk about who won the /v/ictory stakes?

Just trying to get the lay of the land. It would explain why the jannies are more aggressive here, if this is considered the "off-topic" or "roleplaying" general. No offense intended, just want to know where the actual gameplay discussion happens.

>>723354984
Troon Archive, Troon Musume, same shit tranny.

>>723355020
For me it was grass

>>723354997
someone linked the thread on sharty and we got the full suit of underage kids seething at people having fun

>>723354978
FUCK YOU I STILL DON'T HAVE OG MACKWEEN

>>723354978
I'm sorry.

>>723354978
Knew it

>>723355046
>>723355057
Lmao instant retaliation. Good to see you immeditely own it up.

>>723354815
No. Gold Ship's dominance was fucking boring, especially since she usurped the much-beloved Top Gun
Grass has only had the throne for an hour or so and she's already a far more likeable queen

>>723351576 (OP)
One of the uma there seems awfully strange

>>723354898
>training stamina
OH NO NO NO

>>723354674
I'm baking a Shoka Sho pre-race for this weekend's G1. Just looking up some information.

>>723354686
I got Cancer Platinum and didn't get one of these. Where is it from? The event?

>>723355063
Cope shartycuck, your kind is not welcome here

>>723354978
Congrats anon

>>723354829
uhhhh

>>723355020
Just keep her away from Rudolph neiggha

This thread is funny as fuck

>>723355148
dumb bird

>>723355070
couldn't even tell kek
why aren't they posting their jaks?

CM3 After Party
Bring your Champions (all 3 moron)
96454134

>I enjoy this silly horse game!
>I don't like that. You need to kill yourself NOW

>>723355140
Uh huh, keep dilating to your PNGs gachacuck.

>>723354829
Grass won the most but I wouldn't have made it to A group without Mayono Top Blocker working over the other Front Runners (and also winning).

>>723355102
take your meds schizo

>>723355045
>since a lot of people seemed not too keen on their names being shown publicly
What why? Chrono's already doxxing our run yields but suddenly some people are shy about random names that are known to post on /v/ma threads?

>>723355204
How many spots?

>have 4* McQueen
>No recollection of ever pulling her

>>723355221
This cope doesn't work discordtranny.

>>723355061
>horse
Will you shartycucks try to blend in at least?

>>723354829
WOUKA

>>723355236
18 join fast
or spectate

I THINK GRASS SUCKS

>>723355213
Take your own advice and kill yourself, jannietroon, because gachaGODS rule this board

>>723355061
It very much is a general for sure, these trannies are in denial.

>>723355226
Isn't chrono down lmao

>>723355070
>the thread on sharty
That's an actual place? I was under the impression it was some weird zoomertalk involving shits and farts localized to 4chan for a while now.

>>723355257
neither your pathetic attempts at derailing this thread, lol

>>723355310
Spoken like a true shitskin gachatranny. You really love confirming all the stereotypes about your cucked ilk right.

>>723355226
no idea, some people get mad when room results are posted without censoring, and i wouldn't want to stir the flames even more

>>723355109
Taishin?

>>723355395
Lol they clearly don't give a shit over this mindbroken's faggot tantrum

Why do threadshitters always sound so aggressive and angry? No matter where, they always do this and stand out. You would think they would try to blend in before derailing threads.

>>723355204
AND OFF THEY GO!

>>723354829
See >>723353412
Silence Suzuka got me to the final, then Fantasy Pasa won the final Group A race out of nowhere,

But to be honest, Evil Nature sapping everyone to oblivion probably carried my team the most.

>>723355320
Holy samefag, kill yourself already underage shitskin

I will simply luckshit my way in leo with this 7

>>723355349
She doxxes as we speak.

>>723351704
>He didn't reply back
Dude please it's not that serious, take care and don't fuck off

>/v/ stakes happened
>people enjoyed the cup afterparty
>thread reached bump limit
>all the underage sharty kids could do was make a few posts crying and seething

Reminder that people will discuss whatever they want, play whatever they want and have fun with whatever they want and your crying or angry shitposts will never be able to change anything at all.

>>723355510
Fuckcunta7u...

>>723355510
You dropped this

How come there isn't a single maid themed uma yet? Feels like they are missing a jap staple.

>>723355421
troon reply, don't care, keep seething
>>723355462
Unironically fatherless behaviour

>>723355462
Cuz they're underage lmao, I've been browsing since 2004, and you can always tell who is a newfafg

>>723355558
There isnt?

>>723355557
LMAO

>>723355547
>>723355557
TWO 7S IN REPLY?...

>>723355568
>fatherless behaviour
Yeah, he's literally an underage faggot LMAO

>>723355395
yeah it's an actual site
its an alt imageboard and the entire site is seething underage subhumans

the crowning jewel is that the hacker that took down 4chan posted there and they worshipped him like a god until he revealed he liked anime and they all turned on him instantly which was hilarious

>>723355608
>8

>>723355558
German barmaid...

>>723355537
>thread reached bump limit
Link to the thread?

3637 3691
Shuka Sho test run. G1 race in japan this weekend!
18, One Uma! Medium, etc. etc.

>>723355204
>Mood Down

>>723355557
HOOOOOOLY

>>723355547
>>723355557
How will fukutards ever recover

>>723355652
A dirndl isn't a maid costume.

>>723355204
>vodka teleports from 15th to 1st
i'll take it

>>723355423
I don't think they get actually mad, we're all in clubs so you eventually start recognizing names, especially if you play in practice rooms, the
>aie doxx!!!
posts are just memes

>>723355665
Is that for fillies/mares?

>>723355647
>7
NANI?

>>723355647
legendary thread

>>723352219
>Plat status
Peaked at Taurus, Grass Wonder got late start and the bird didnt proc angling and scheming
>Plans for Leo
Figuring it out tomorrow
>How you feeling?
Frustrated, since I lost Gemini to RNG as well

>>723355716
Literally it's just shitposting

>>723355708
>Falcon stopped again
I'll also take it.

Good thread, my sides are in orbit

>>723355732
Not going to enforce it because too many umas removed.

>>723355204
I GOT COOKED
GG's tho

DUMB FRAUDCON

Fuck it I'm rolling for Maru. Luck is with me, those 7s are proof.

>>723355793
Next thread will be even better

>>723355473
>"This way!"
>"No! That way!"

These are the guys that hacked 4chan and brought it down for a week?

>>723355825
Yeah but take a break, we are not a general

>>723355665
>witmaxxed Curren

>>723355689
Yeah but her original design literally includes a silver plate. I think she was supposed to be a maid.

>>723355547
>>723355557
>>723355647
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOO
FUKUTARDS WILL LITERALLY NEVER RECOVER

>>723355871
Uma is WIT GAME

>>723355864
no, sharty is just a bunch of seething children
the hacker only posted there to brag about it but wasnt a regular there since he liked anime

>>723355665
>Tfw too intelligent

>>723355874
Well yeah girls wears dirndls when they serve beer at the Oktoberfest. So it's maid adjacent but still very different from what "maid outfit" means in anime-related fields.

For Tachyon, do Dominator and Tether activate for her as a Pace or do I need to build her as a Late?

>>723355870
>we are not a general
seeing schizos being buckbroken over it is hilarious

>>723355665
8/18. Come for the Pre-Shuka Sho that will happen this weekend!

>>723355994
idk

>>723355930
that's the sad part, they're not children anymore
motherfuckers in their 20's still acting like that

>>723354124
Sluts get what sluts get.

sage soon
post the umas who made you proud

>>723356027
Is there a way to watch stream it?

>>723355994
she needs to be in the latter half of the pack for it to trigger so late is better

>>723355665
I don't have a m*re for it though, and I don't wanna ruin it bringing my Seiun Sky

>>723356061
What if they didn't make me proud...

>>723355824
I wasted my luck on digits it seems. But at leat I got Natty.
Matifakenfuckakitaru is the last one I'm still missing btw.

>>723356080
Bring whoever

>>723356075
Thanks.

>>723356064
No idea. JP tries to keep their bigger races on lockdown. Maybe one of the yaaaaarrr anons will find a link.

>>723356110
Roll 7 times duh

Will we get the Kitasan uncap in time for me to try and get double S aptitudes for Leo?

Has anyone else noticed how coordinated this feels?

Think about it. The exact moment the thread hits a certain velocity, a specific type of low-effort bait post (`>>723354136`, `>>723354551`, etc.) appears. The language is always the same. Then, almost immediately after, a "Janny" namefag (`>>723354446`, `>>723354520`) shows up to "monitor" the thread, which just makes everyone angrier and post faster. Then the original thread gets nuked in a weird way, like a manual archive (`>>723353443`).

You think you're being attacked by random "sharty-cucks." You're not. This is a single, organized group of people playing both sides. They post the bait, then they put on the janny trip and pretend to moderate, all to get a reaction. They're farming you.

>>723355653

>>723351576 (OP)

>>723356093
You know the answer to that.

>>723356141
>0 wit growth

>>723356080
Just have fun bruh. Dun matter if S+ or E.

>>723356110
fell for it again award

>>723356141
Reminder this fraud ran in less G1 races than turbo

>>723356168
Just one of them

>>723356172
>all this to try and stop anons from having fun
browns truly are the most bitter people on earth
keep on training bros

>>723356172
Congrats, you win the "shitpost detective" award

I should've joined /herse/....

> 500 stamina birb
> hit by 2 debuffers
I actually cried listening to her Ms. Victoria bros. 5+ hours of groundwork mine everyday from before Gemini actually paid off.

>>723356172
>t.

>>723356291
Theres still room isn't it? better wait until next month though

>>723356263
Yes but will we have enough time between that and Leo to try and pull double S?

>>723356328
>I actually cried listening to her Ms. Victoria bros.
but global doesnt have ms victoria yet

>>723356291
We're desperately gunning for A, the top fanners are crunching their ass out to hold us barely over 1000

>>723356061
>>723356328

>>723356172
Good lord. You autistic little shits really have no idea how to blend in even on an anonymous korean noodling forum.

>>723356328
Post falcon?

>>723354146
SO

>>723356380
Nice bird

>>723356172
It's not that deep nigga, just some shartyfag testing his ai model to derrail threads here

>>723356061
i didn't think these would get me my first ever platinum, thank you anons for forcing me to constantly improve

>Opponent's Blockushin clamped down on other opponent's fronts so my El was able to trigger Plancha at the beginning of the straight
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA

>>723356408
Watashi desu.

>>723355665
12/18. Come on in pardners. Just a pre-race so take your shot!

Excellent thread

>>723352219
>Plat status
ASS wonder and Suzuka place 1st and 2nd respectively, killng an A+ Seiun and Falcon in the process
>Plans for Leo
Sparked the Smaru banner, gonna run both Summer Hag and Summer Chud + ASS wonder again
>How you feeling
feelsgoodman, a glorious day for ASS lovers. You all have a damn good one

>>723356061
Won one of the /v/ stakes races after a fierce battle for the lead against a falcon who activates her ult. Falcon also had the inside on the end of the final corner, but Suzuka clutches it with a last second with 3 rapid skill activations -> ult.

>>723356508
I don't have any mares

>>723356564
Use any Uma!

>>723356291
Post your ID and I'll let you in after house cleaning next month.

>DUMB Falcon
SMHNGMITBDESU

Well /v/?

What the fuck happened today
T. horse MD casual

>>723356645
>Failed at the stakes when it mattered
>All because of a hag
Thank you Maruzensky you are my greatest ally

>>723356369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry_dBnJHbXY
Just google uma + Ms. Victoria on youtube.

>>723356426
Thanks bro. She came to me during Seiun's banner. Can't believe she did that well with 500 stam.

>>723356717
Jannie manually archived the post Cancer cup thread at 420 posts on page 1.

CAM ON START THE RACE

Is this really weather for a swimsuit

>>723356753
>Dirt horse
>Wet
????

>>723356369
Here you go, King https://snep.pw/uma/mixer/ms-victoria

It's kind of sobering seeing all the plat and gold posts after a CM. You see guys who struggled for weeks finally get a win, and you see guys with god-tier builds get RNG-fucked into last place.

Makes you wonder how much of it is even up to us. I've been playing since launch and I'm starting to think some accounts are just fundamentally luckier than others. Like there's some hidden seed value you get when you start the game that determines your fate forever. You can grind all you want, but you're just fighting against the predetermined nature of your account.

I don't know. Maybe I'm just feeling burnt out after this cup. Congrats to the winners.

>>723356061
I didn't know if they could do it at first, but when they started pulling their weight in /v/ rooms, I dared to dream. And now here they are, Cancer platinum champions.

Thanks for being my rivals, anons. Nothing pushes you more than having strong opponents to prove yourself against. Special thanks to danchou for encouragement and testing.

>Had a 70% winrate Gold Ship and LOST Gemini B finals
>My garbage Cancer team was barely 30% winrate getting carried by Vodka
>Won Cancer Gold
Just as random as actual horse-racing

>>723356829
Swimsuits are made to get wet, that's the perfect outfit for rain.

I CANNOT FUCKING GET MARUZENSKY TO DOUBLE CIRCLE

>>723355665
17/18. Starting one minute after last person gets in.

>>723356851
The game is not that deterministic anon but at the end you win and lose some, just like real races it's a lot of RNG

>1 hour to bump limit
that was fast, good luck to all my neighers in Leo, long live the new queen.

remember not to reply to obvious bait and try to keep threads nice and civil without spamming too much.

>>723356913
You LITERALLY cant

Holy shit. What are the chances of a triple late start IN THE FINALE?!

>>723356965
WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS I NEED FATTY INSPIRATIONS TO GET GROUNDWORK AND GREEN SPARKS

>>723356672
>/v/mers at 1353
>/v/ooners at 6001
Great Danchou won

>>723356860
Congrats anon, first of many

>>723356993
dumb bird users get fucked

>>723356993
UMAMUSUME IS WIT GAME

>>723356851
My luck for pulling trainees/cards is dogshit.
However, my luck for building aces and winning CMs is pretty good so it balances out. I'd like to think, strategizing, planning and decision making plays a part as well. But it's always RNG at the end of the day, whether it's matchmaking, positioning in a race, which post you get, skill activation etc. Still, you can rig the odds in your favor if you make the right ace. I didn't have a Falcon or Seiun btw, that's two plats in a row now. I didn't even try for Taurus, got my ass wiped and since then I've been winning once I got serious.

I've rolled enough on the gacha though to know that if I dont have a spark i'm not getting shit. I have nowhere near the luck of others when it comes to pulls. Im a breeder/racer chad, but it also helps that I grind the game a lot.

>>723357016
Did he ever reveal the second part of his master plan?

>>723356945
Yeah, you're probably right. It's just RNG at the end of the day.

It's just the *kind* of RNG that gets to you after a while. You know what I mean. When your 1200 WIT ace fails to fire her gold skill three finals in a row, while some guy's B+ build with no synergy wins because his one gold skill procs at the perfect millisecond. When you see the same anons consistently getting platinums month after month while others are permanently stuck in Gold no matter how much they grind.

You call it winning and losing some. I'm just starting to feel like some of us were just built to lose from the start. Thanks for the perspective though anon.

>>723356993
Happened to me too unfortunately, and I had an 82% winrate. I got annoyed but can't do much about it.

TORENA-SAAAN.
Friend of mine's but I have to recognize his level of commitment, A finals too.

>>723356816
CAM ON GRAAASS!
>*BANG BANG BANG*
PUMP SOME FAACKING IRON!

>>723356851
it all comes to the luck of the draw on the final race, don't be discouraged, reaching A finals is already an achievement by itself, you could always be >>723356993

>>723356965
You can, my Maruzensky is double circle on almost all my horses. She just needs to share a fuckton of G1 wins together with her parents.

>>723357016
The top clubs in /v/ need to immediately sanction /v/mers

I can't believe I won bros, after getting assfucked in Group A for 2 days I really thought it was over, maybe I'm not that bad...

>>723355665
>>723356938
Fook it, 17 is good enough. On your marks!

>>723356913
That's because her affinity is garbage with most people. Don't worry about it and just deal with a single circle, it doesn't affect THAT much.

>>723357139
congrats fujichad

>>723357028
>>723357039
>>723357076
VODKA CLUTCHHHHHHHHH

>>723357065
He's proposing a peaceful transition of power to turn us into a democracy

>>723357126
What did they do?

>>723357183
WODKA GAME

WODKA CUP

>>723357043
I get what you mean. It feels like the game forces you into a role. Sounds like you're one of the lucky ones who got the "good at CMs" trait.

It's the opposite for me and it feels so much worse.

>spend weeks saving for a meta support card
>get it MLB on the first multi
>all my friends seethe
>feel like a god
>spend the next 3 weeks grinding the mines for the CM
>can't build a single decent ace, all my runs end with bad RNG
>end up in Group B finals and get last place
>the guy who beats me used a rental of the card I own

The game gives you just enough good luck on the gacha to keep you playing, but then makes sure you can never actually succeed where it counts. It's a different kind of hell. I'd almost rather be a pure lucklet than have my nose rubbed in it like this.

I'm seriously considering quitting at this point, doesn't matter if I go 5/5 every CM if right at the end I get late starts or rushed to death just to lose against much weaker opponents. What's the fucking point.

>>723357178
She did extremely bad though, I was so happy when I got her but she barely got a 2% winrate

>Bump limit
Good time to post a wip
Anything that looks too weird? I want to finish it this week. Then I'm drawing Grass-sama

>The FUARKING MVP of Uma Musume
YUP YUP YUP

>>723357016
How come you don't do any careers Great Dictator-sama?

>>723357276
dont forget her skirt frills. the petticoat underneath

So which role am I if I get bad luck on gacha, bad luck on building parents, decent luck on building aces, good luck on Round 1 & 2 CM but bad luck on Finals CM?

>>723357276
Maybe thin the linework on her left leg.

>>723357073
Well i can tell you (as the infamous R*cks) that i totally understand what you are saying, i mean i got 3rd place in finals due to a triple late start and lost my triple crown goal, i don't think there are people born winners and losers, i think everyone is a winner eventually, succeeding in the game is equal part strategy, equipment (as in support and umas) and luck, i overprepared like hell, made three monster umas and still jobbed hard to RNG in the end, no one will ever win them all but just when i failed someone pulled the upset of a lifetime and they are celebrating with joy. pick yourself up anon and don't take stuff too seriously or you'll burn out, you will succeed when you got the heart of champion. that level of reflection tells me you got one

stole it right at the last second

>>723357276
Silegs Suzulegs

>>723355665
Tachyon with the win! Pack picture in a second.

>beat by the GOAT tachyon
Close, close. That smaru is just a work in progress btw!

>>723357276
The arms might be a little short?

>>723357253
At this point, I'm at the "going downhill" trait.
>stacked against whales in Taurus, won
>stacked against whales in Gemini, second
>stacked against the whaliest whale to ever whale, third
I wouldn't be surprised if next cup, I didn't even make it to A finals, I'd only get to B finals instead.

>>723357263
You can try again
Lights of Vaudeville will be very good next cup because it fires at a good time

SEIUUUUUUUN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE GROUNDWORK

>>723357425
>>723355665
It was all Bays and Greys. And one delicious brown uma.

Hope you all had fun today!

>>723357259
Don't worry anon, this sort of stuff happens. If you've been unlucky these past few and you are consistently performing well you will win. It's by pure averages. You got this

>>723357401
BASED ROCKS

>>723357462
I posted the wrong one, this is the one that got btfo

>>723357276
seconding >>723357430
the arms look weird, too short compared to the rest of her body