Thread 723352170

>>723352225
I'm not mosaic
>>723352170 (OP)
Witcher 3 where I avoided all sex scenes anyway because I didn't care but there was one cutscene in the entire game which panned across a painting of a naked woman right when father walked in.
I think it was distorted but still, easy to make out.

Damn your dad is hot

>Dad: I'm disappointed, son. I thought you were a big breast lover like your old man
>Anon: But dad, those are big breasts
>Dad: Not in this household they're not. You've seen your mother, you know why I married her. Now shape up, I expect more from you.

>>723352432
This remind me when my dad walked in when i was watching an mtv's program where they pranked some women in bikini with sunscreen lotion that "burned" the skin.
He looked at me and said "you're checking them melons, huh? anyway it's late, turn it off and go to sleep."

>>723352462
Why would you save that video?

>>723352170 (OP)
I love this outfit.

please stop posting sexy beautiful desirable and nubile women, me and my cock are very much fatigued and anti coomers will be upset

>>723352170 (OP)
>Thank God!! I thought you were gay.

>>723352170 (OP)
>dad asks you to leave the room

>>723352170 (OP)
"Oh no, my son is straight."

>>723352170 (OP)
>be relieved his son's not a homo

>>723353680
>>723354356
>>723354197
My dad isn't like this :(

>>723352170 (OP)
whats her playstyle in 6? im thinking of picking up sf6 as a tekkenfag but i know nothing more than king and his strong countergame/pokes. is there someone like him in sf? i dont wanna play zangief btw

>>723354494
She primarily hits the opponent with her ass.

>>723354767
>>723352170 (OP)

Fantastic.

>>723354767
how the fuck do you make these

>>723354494
SF6 is all about its overwhelmingly powerful universal system mechanics to the point that the roster is massively homogenized. Mai is the easiest and arguably best character in the game. She wins neutral with her obnoxious fireballs, decent drive rush, and large, safe buttons. She takes you to the corner off any hit anywhere on the screen, then she puts you in the best throw loop situation in the game and 50/50s you to death.

>>723352170 (OP)
>Son!
>.....
>*nods in approval*
>*closes door*

>>723353118
too master cooming is to master every scenario that may present itself

>>723355918
you ESLs are really starting to piss me off
LEARN ENGLISH OR FUCKING USE GRAMMARLY OR SOMETHING DUMBASS

>>723352170 (OP)
Yo nigga I used to fap to her. Good taste.

>>723355918
>>723356079
Wow…

>>723352170 (OP)
Why does he look like that

HUHUHUHUH- LOOOOOOVE THAT DAWG

>>723352170 (OP)
Thank God for lactose tolerance!

>>723356079
>need to sign in
No thanks.

>>723356079
>ESL
>typed 1 (one) additional "o"
>somehow this lone "o" is an insurmountable obstacle to anon's reading comprehension

>>723352170 (OP)
My dad quite frequently walks in and calls me a faggot if I'm not playing a game with hot women in skimpy clothing.

>>723352170 (OP)
Trauma dump ahead. It's only as an adult that I realize my dad hated me ever since I was a baby.
>mom admitted that he never changed my diapers as an infant and if I was crying, he would ignore me and wait hours for my mom to get back from work for her to deal with me
>never helped with potty training, still remember being around 4 abegging him for help using the bathroom but he ignored me, then I pissed myself and he screamed at me for it
>randomly pawned off my games and consoles for cigarettes and beer
>hit me hard on the back of my head if I ever did something he didn't like
>always made fun of my appearance
>smacked me in the face for using batteries from TV remotes for my GBA
>always showed up late when picking me up from school
>he and my mom divorced when I was 14 (I'm 29 now) and he never spoke to me again, not a single happy birthday text either
Take care of your kids /v/.

>>723357232
he sounds like an asshole

>>723356079
If you're going to call someone "ESL" for one typo, at least capitalize and punctuate your posts correctly.

>>723357232
You should murder him(if you can get away with it)

>>723357232
Are you sure it's not just your mom lying to you?

>>723357232
as someone who had a similar upbringing and spent quite a long while hating my old man, trust me, he didn't hate you, in truth he probably loved you and the only thing he wished to impart on you was the knowledge that life is not a walk in the park, life will punch you in the face again and again and you can never take things for granted
I called my father and thanked him once I realized his reasons for treating me like he did, it was rough but it made me a better man

>>723357551
>a better man
kek was that intentional?

>>723357551
A BETTER MAN

>>723357623
>>723357645
holy fuck it wasn't intentional, KEK

>>723357551
based beaten wife syndrome child

>>723357551
WE NEED
>*BOMF*
TO BE
>*POW*
BETTER
>*YOUCH!*
MEN

>>723356079
Shut it with your picayune nonsense!!

>>723352170 (OP)
My dad doesn't look like that.

>>723352462
based mexicans evolving against beheadings

>>723357872
kek

>>723358459
He's italian, can't you see his noble image reflected in the roman busts?

>>723356079
stay maldening amerigringo

>>723357232
Is it bad that I almost teared up reading this….

>>723358814
Joshua 3inch Ulmer

>>723358579
Now i see it.
Body sculpted in the image of Heracles himself.

>>723358864
>not even a minute in

Holy mother of unemployment and mental illness

>>723357232
Sounds like you're not his son. As in your mom cucked him.

>>723357232
>mom admitted that he never changed my diapers as an infant
Based, thats woman shit
>never helped with potty training, still
Based, thats woman shit
>randomly pawned off my games and consoles for cigarettes and beer
Not based
>hit me hard on the back of my head if I ever did something he didn't like
Based
>always made fun of my appearance
Well, you sound like a bitch, probably look like a bitch too. Are you a wigger, an emo, a gay?
>smacked me in the face for using batteries from TV remotes for my GBA
Based
>always showed up late when picking me up from school
Not based
>he and my mom divorced when I was 14 (I'm 29 now) and he never spoke to me again, not a single happy birthday text either
Ambivalent about this one. I would leave my past behind if I divorce too

You seem to have a severe case of faggitis, sorry bro.

>>723357354
>>723359019
This. Its clearly his mother lying to my son about past stuff

>>723359439
It's pretty common for women to lie about their children's dad.

>>723357232
Dude, you can't believe the bullshit your mom says your dad did. She will literally do anything to get back at him, like fabricate lies and slander him to you. Honestly if she's doing that shit, she really doesn't love you more than she loves her scorn for him, which is sad. You need to forgive them both for being emotionally stunted retards and go off to find a nice wife and have a nice family and give your kids everything you wish you had.

>>723359535
Usually among divorcees. Not usually when they're still together.

i used to play tekken 4 with my dad and he would pick christie because her tits would bounce around in game

>>723352170 (OP)
Some anon obsessed with her has been losing his shit over C. Viper in /sfg/. kik

>>723360252
Anon, have you considered the possibility that it's simply true? There are awful people who shouldn't have been parents. That's an unfortunate fact of this world.

>>723352170 (OP)
>*nods in approval*
>*leaves*

>>723352462
Talon you can go back the the ranch now