Thread 723367107

>this games a bunch a... a bunch a.... FUCKING COCKADOODY POOPY FUCK!!!!!!1!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW SUBSCRIBED

btw I'm Indian, not sure if it matters

haha millennials say those things and do those things
good show my fellow broccoli headed sirs

lmao westoids love this shortbus rider

>>723367107 (OP)
He was never funny
He was never good
He was never worth watching
He was never good at games

millenial irony/silliness!!! :D

>>723367586
Speaking in third-person?

I hate shitllinnials so goddamn much

for me it's MILON'S SECRET CASTLE MORE LIKE MILON'S SHITTY ASSHOLE

LMAO THATS SO FUNNY

once upon a time life was much simpler, and you needed less to be happy.

>>723367748
>game about exploration and discovery
>the literal retard struggles to play it
>millions of millennials follow the retard and become dumber
what a tragedy

>>723367107 (OP)
I said that and did that

>>723367107 (OP)
XD 5 out of 5 stars!

>the whole things a bit
>>723367828

>>723368028
Except its not and except he is a literal retard

...

>>723367107 (OP)
Haha I am a millennial and I find the part where he says shit to be funny

>>723368251
move the COCK over my ASSHOLE

>>723368143
>literal retard
>has the best take on the modern net that no one can disagree with
him and james both play it up for views, especially the dragon's lair ep

I’m tired of you miserable faggots shitting up the internet

All these years and nothing on the internet still compares to AVGN

>>723367107 (OP)
This nigger's hairline has receded by at least 2 inches since his heyday.

Being bald is a choice nowadays, there is no excuse to be bald.

>>723369406
>Just shoot lasers into your scalp all day bro I swear that'll fix your hair
lol
lmao

>>723369406
James loves movies and tons of actors had shitty hairlines, so he doesn't give a shit

>>723367676
>>723367607
>>723367484
bimmy is genx btw

>>723368251
in minecrap

>>723367107 (OP)
>It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit... and I don't like it
He may have gone too far here

>>723367107 (OP)
you faggots constanstly talk about avgn. deep down you love his videos

>>723367107 (OP)
>FRED
>FUCHS?!

>>723367107 (OP)
HES THE ANGRYYYYYYYY NINTENTOOO NERDDDD. HES THE ANGRY SEGA GENASIS NERRRRRDDD

>>723367107 (OP)
Didn't this guy pimp his wife out to a negro for his movie? Like he literally filmed his wifing making out with a nig because he thought it would be awesome?

>>723367107 (OP)
How am I supposed to watch this shit if it's not a 60 minute video essay? I mean come on!

>>723370784
No, that was Kojima.

>>723370803
What were they thinking!?!

>>723370945
>>723370784
Why did he do it? Why did the sissyslut AVGN make his wife kiss that nig?

>>723367107 (OP)
That was just the window dressing. The good shit was when James went into the background of a game's history while going over its gameplay.

>>723368491
They hated him because he spoke the truth.

It's weird how "high quality" youtube slop has gotten but no one really has been able, or even tried to, capture the soul that guys like James or Doug had. I blame monetization and irony poisoning.

AVGN ruined an entire generation of gamers
remember all the ironic millenial game reviewers whose "criticisms" were dumb shit like "this is sexist" "muh plot holes" etc.

>>723370317
This lives in my head rent free.
Fred Fuchs

>>723372002
Scott the Woz had enough gravitas that people started ripping off him instead, I'd say that counts

Yeah I'm sure you can arbitrate a gazillion reasons this "ruined" x or y if you're a terminally online zoomer fucking retard. Will you get replaced by the alphies already? Their ability to multitask is at least impressive, all you've done is willingly get infected with social media mindrot and prove you can't do a job that's just ringing a doorbell.

>>723367107 (OP)
It was a different time

>>723367107 (OP)
Still better than assmongoloid and all the rest of youtub tards

>>723367414
You ruined it asshole

He's gonna take you back to the past
And remind you that your hairline won't last

>>723367107 (OP)
He hasn't been funny in close 10 years by now.
His older videos are still funny.

>>723369406
This cap is for people who are going through radiation or chemo therapy, it can't fix genetic baldness like James.

Didn't he advertise for onions as in the drinks that became the biggest meme ever?
>>723375189
It's also like $1000 as a big fuck you for people going through cancer.

Spiderman, Spiderman, takes a dump in a coffee can

>>723375551
Coffeeman
Coffeeman
Takes a coffee dump in a coffee can
Play some coffee games in a coffee can
Gonna shit out a coffee can, look out here comes a coffee can
Look out here comes some anal coffee
Poopy juice is his coffee source
Takes a piss like a coffee horse
Climbs a coffee can then he falls
This game sucks his coffee balls
Oh no... he's gay
When he sucks balls he feels so ashamed
He shoots coffee from his penis but now coffee man's fucking... a coffee can can-an-an-an-an
Coffee.
Angry nerd, angry nerd
Gonna fuck spider, maaaaan
https://youtu.be/GGi7Y8UdDS8?si=rVwnzypVpM5M8Q9M

>>723372002
Anon, please. You can just admit our standards were lower then.

If you're too young to have gone on GameTrailers to watch the latest AVGN video, then your opinion doesn't matter. Not just on this subject, but in general your opinions are meaningless.

>>723367107 (OP)
IT SUCKS MONKEY BUTTTTSSS LIKE ALL THE FUCKING RESSST

>>723376603
Lower than what, AI voice-overs of other people's tik toks?
How much lower do they need to be for real content?

>>723367107 (OP)
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!