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Anonymous No.723371067 >>723373336 >>723373556 >>723374053 >>723374135 >>723374152 >>723374463 >>723374597 >>723374775 >>723374984 >>723375295 >>723375336 >>723375513 >>723375775 >>723376264 >>723376327 >>723376359 >>723377285 >>723377556 >>723377638 >>723377649 >>723377716 >>723378830 >>723379236 >>723381027 >>723382443 >>723382939 >>723382970 >>723383527 >>723383579 >>723383753 >>723383785 >>723384473 >>723384969 >>723385076 >>723386809 >>723387019 >>723387860 >>723387980 >>723387989 >>723388341 >>723388570 >>723388915 >>723389583 >>723390026 >>723391298 >>723392465 >>723393434 >>723393714 >>723398330 >>723399748 >>723400925 >>723401821 >>723402954 >>723403484 >>723404170 >>723408363
POKEMON Z-A
>already sold out everywhere
B-but /v/ told me thid will flop!
Anonymous No.723371237 >>723399202
>same equivalent of selling shit to indians on the street
Anonymous No.723371336 >>723372034 >>723374858 >>723383254 >>723387178 >>723387246 >>723395545 >>723403484
This is easily the laziest game they've made yet, so absolutely zero surprise it's selling like crazy and reviews are praising it.
Anonymous No.723371368 >>723375059 >>723378547 >>723380472 >>723395858
No Serena. No buy.
Anonymous No.723371465 >>723385206
>they gave the girl jncos
Anonymous No.723372034
>>723371336
Cope
Anonymous No.723372094 >>723372502 >>723374483 >>723375986 >>723376120 >>723377704 >>723377720 >>723384078 >>723385616
Nintendo has a huge problem when millenials die out.
Anonymous No.723372139 >>723375145
>when you hear the rogue mega ost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nytV5gOP5so
Anonymous No.723372502 >>723372656 >>723382571
>>723372094
Why?
Anonymous No.723372656 >>723373119 >>723374483 >>723377720
>>723372502
because they are their paypiggies who never grew out of their autism child stage
Anonymous No.723373119 >>723374242
>>723372656
Lol
Anonymous No.723373336 >>723373408 >>723373549 >>723390417
>>723371067 (OP)
>/v/ told me thid will flop!
Did it? You'd have to be retarded to believe a pokemon game would flop after Scarlet/Violet became the best selling ones despite being by far the laziest and most broken.
At this point they could sell shit with a pokemon logo and it'd sell out. I'm not gonna pretend to understand why but that's just reality right now.
Anonymous No.723373408 >>723373479
>>723373336
Why
Anonymous No.723373479
>>723373408
Why what?
Anonymous No.723373549 >>723373637 >>723393510
>>723373336
so is A-Z good?
Anonymous No.723373556 >>723373615 >>723375519
>>723371067 (OP)
>Trash
:|
>Trash with the pokemon logo (see image below)
Nintendo doesn't even have to try and the know it, they made a fucking mess with the Sinnoh remake and still got a shit ton of sales. Why? Because there are tons of autistic retards like you who would consume literal shit as long as it has Pikachu on it
Anonymous No.723373597
Nintendies have the impulse control of a lit stick of dynamite
Anonymous No.723373615 >>723373637
>>723373556
so is A-Z good?
Anonymous No.723373637 >>723373671
>>723373549
>>723373615
Negative.
Anonymous No.723373671 >>723373832
>>723373637
i think it's good the best pokemon game so far
Anonymous No.723373704
Cool. Not buying.
Anonymous No.723373708 >>723399824
Westerners buy games, third worlders talk about them on the internet
Anonymous No.723373829 >>723373895 >>723399956
anyone else playing on ryujinx? at night there's a weird affect on the lighting where it seems like i can see like a grid over everything, anyone know how to fix?
Anonymous No.723373832 >>723373901
>>723373671
which isn't saying much its
still a 6-7 on the 1-10 scale but like a tip toe up from rot and decomposition might be 9 in avid pokemon fans eyes which is the only game they know exist
Anonymous No.723373895 >>723374068 >>723399956
>>723373829
>look at my unopened zip files!
lmao it's so stereotypical at this point. fucking clowns.
Anonymous No.723373901 >>723373947 >>723374198
>>723373832
i can't say as i haven't bought the game yet but
comments are good about it better than scarlet/violet comments
Anonymous No.723373947 >>723374001
>>723373901
Good morning, saar.
Anonymous No.723374001
>>723373947
is midnight here though mam
Anonymous No.723374053
>>723371067 (OP)
pokefags are the complete opposite of sonicfags, while sonicfags complain about any small thing that crosses their path, pokefags eat any shit gamefreak throw at them.
Anonymous No.723374068
>>723373895
these are the names of the firm, prod, and nsp floating around, so if anyone else was using these exact ones i was wondering if they were getting the weird wireframe lighting issues i was mentioning...
Anonymous No.723374092 >>723376114
it's so fucking bad I stopped emulating at rank Y (forced myself to sit through the boring tutorial slop)

the combat is awful, you just spam abilities and if you dont spam you lose DPS (like a MMO). and you are forced to lock on and hold. and there is no toggle. it's fucking garbage. at least violet/scarlet had real battles.

but at least they got the accuracy of Poke-France right.
Anonymous No.723374135
>>723371067 (OP)
>When you're in a literal shit eating competition and your opponent is a Pokemon fan.
Anonymous No.723374152 >>723374846 >>723374913 >>723375695 >>723396080 >>723403728
>>723371067 (OP)
Why would I play a worse Palworld?
Anonymous No.723374183
>$70
>$30 dlc
no thanks friendo
Anonymous No.723374197
wow, it's still going strong after all this time.
Anonymous No.723374198
>>723373901
i mean yeah that's optimism for ya
Anonymous No.723374234
$60 x 5 000 000 = $300 000 000
did this game really make this much?
Anonymous No.723374242
>>723373119
Oh god, you are one of those freaks
Anonymous No.723374463
>>723371067 (OP)
We've been through this song and dance a gorillion times before
>FLOP FLOP IT'S GOING TO BOMB FLOP BOMB FLOP
>*breaks records*
>T-THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A CULTIST!
Anonymous No.723374483 >>723376170 >>723394001
>>723372656
>>723372094
A ton of kids are into pokemon, like kids younger than 10. Pokemon isn't going away, those kids will grow up loving nintendo/pokemon games, and when they have families their children will also play games on Nintendo consoles.
Anonymous No.723374597
>>723371067 (OP)
but chuddha...
Anonymous No.723374775
>>723371067 (OP)
No
Anonymous No.723374846 >>723374908 >>723374971
>>723374152
This. Digimon also mogs Pokeslop.
Anonymous No.723374858 >>723374895
>>723371336
It's literally the only Pokemon game on the Switch that is worth jack shit other than Arceus.
Anonymous No.723374894 >>723376114
holy shit it really IS France.
Anonymous No.723374895
>>723374858
im buying a switch 2 today for the bundle and pokemon so i believe it
Anonymous No.723374908
>>723374846
Because?
Anonymous No.723374913 >>723375146 >>723375391 >>723377126 >>723390210
>>723374152
Because Pokemon is not a two year-old beta.
Anonymous No.723374971 >>723375367
>>723374846
Digimon plays nothing like Pokemon or Palworld, it's just an off-brand Persona game just like all Cyber Sleuth games, text up the wazoo.
And half of Palworld's mechanics are lifted straight from Legends Arceus.
Anonymous No.723374984
>>723371067 (OP)
It's pokemon. It will never flop, and things will never get better. It'll coast on half assed mediocrity and gimmicks for decades to come
Anonymous No.723375059
>>723371368
I guess there's at least one good thing about this gen 6 adjacent trash and it's this
Anonymous No.723375145 >>723377819
>>723372139
all funds into music
Anonymous No.723375146 >>723375435
>>723374913
True. Modern Pokemon games never leave their beta stage.
Anonymous No.723375232
Tell me, why should they put any effort in their games if millions of manchildren buy this slop immediately without question?
Anonymous No.723375295 >>723375353
>>723371067 (OP)
/v/ told you that it was going to suck, which is true.
Anonymous No.723375301 >>723375424 >>723375440 >>723375535 >>723377587 >>723377682 >>723382461 >>723386424 >>723390413
>NDSfags now have to pretend they never said anything about palworld killing pokemon
>this game will also boost switch 2 sales
reality has a nintendo bias
Anonymous No.723375336
>>723371067 (OP)
slop sold out

ok.
Anonymous No.723375353 >>723375434 >>723375526 >>723375667
>>723375295
But its a great game are you nuts?
Anonymous No.723375360
how many ethnics are in it?
Anonymous No.723375367
>>723374971
>mechanics only consist of rolling and gliding

okay? not revolutionary
>get Captcha: NAGH
Anonymous No.723375391 >>723375746
>>723374913
I emulated this shit game. it feels worse than violet. no meme.
Anonymous No.723375424
>>723375301
Still not buying a switch 2
Anonymous No.723375434 >>723375848
>>723375353
You also think this is a great game, get a clue.
Anonymous No.723375435
>>723375146
Kek gottem
Anonymous No.723375440
>>723375301
>pretend
but palworld shits on this garbage, unironically.
Anonymous No.723375513
>>723371067 (OP)
no one said this dogshit would flop. people said it would be garbage and sell millions anyway, and that's exactly what;s happening
Anonymous No.723375519
>>723373556
>(see image below)
Go back.
Anonymous No.723375526 >>723394513
>>723375353
You'll need to try harder than that, shill
Anonymous No.723375535
>>723375301
>shit that don't matter unless if you aren't an insufferable consolewarfagger

also, its literally impossible for pokemon to fail because of fags like you who haven't evolved out of spamming your room with 50$ plushies and posters
Anonymous No.723375667 >>723375876 >>723375897 >>723376097 >>723378060
>>723375353
Hope you have fun with it, buddy. :)
Anonymous No.723375695 >>723375874
>>723374152
Sauce. Now.
Anonymous No.723375746 >>723375797
>>723375391
Funny because the switch and switch 2 versions are locked at 30 and 60 fps respectively, maybe next time don't emulate them on a fucking deck.
Anonymous No.723375775
>>723371067 (OP)
No one told you it would flop, they told you it's be garbage (it is) and people would buy it anyways (they did). What kind of retard thinks a Pokemon game will flop?
Anonymous No.723375797
>>723375746
it has nothing to do with framerate. it feels shit to play and the city looks even worse. also, 9 billion black npcs.
Anonymous No.723375831 >>723375926
I despise Nintendo adults
Anonymous No.723375848
>>723375434
I feel secondhand embarrassment from reading this
Anonymous No.723375874 >>723376132
>>723375695
https://e621.net/posts/4952489
Anonymous No.723375876 >>723376019
>>723375667
It's baffling to see you post literally random things and ass a smilley with the hope thing you were having some sort of smartass ironic moment. You don't really grasp that concept, like an esl brown or something
Anonymous No.723375895 >>723376125
honestly depressing knowing we'll never get a good pokemon game again. at least I had my gameboy one.
Anonymous No.723375897
>>723375667
These klaymation vids are getting out of control
Anonymous No.723375926
>>723375831
"Adults" is a very generous term
Anonymous No.723375986
>>723372094
It doesnt, i have a normalfag friend and he feeds his children loads of pokemon anime an merch because
>1
he grew up with it
>2
its not degenerate modern shit so he feels safe leaving them watching that

Normalfags have zero issues with modern poketrash and will happily raise the next gen of paypiggies.
Anonymous No.723375993 >>723376059
>Oh yeah chud?

>I bought every single turd in the market. Bet you feel pretty stupid paying 100$ for a turd, huh?

Boy, you got me
Anonymous No.723376019
>>723375876
Why so angry, buddy? :)
What concept did I not grasp? I just posted a little clip from the game that you said is great. :)
Anonymous No.723376059
>>723375993
Look at how mad you are. and in every thread you boast about not playing game too, it's just your tribe vs the rest of the world
Anonymous No.723376097 >>723377718
>>723375667
Anonymous No.723376114
>>723374894
>>723374092
>or
Anonymous No.723376120 >>723383846
>>723372094
Goes for a lot of Japanese companies and IPs desu.
I think only Capcom's gonna survive the millennials dying out, likes of Nintendo, Sega, Square Enix are fucked.
Anonymous No.723376125 >>723376173 >>723376204
>>723375895
I gave up on Pokemon a decade ago. People need to realize when it's time to move on.
Anonymous No.723376132 >>723376217
>>723375874
FUARK
Thank you
Anonymous No.723376170
>>723374483
maybe in jap town most kids watch brainrot skibbidi rizz videos and fortnite videos on their ipads idk where you're getting these statistic's besides from /v/ and yes i hate how braindead kids get and pokemon wouldn't be any different from these things since its just colorful things being plastered on the screen
Anonymous No.723376173 >>723376245 >>723376297
>>723376125
it's like star wars. it's dead, and now it's just a corpse that generates some money but is far worse than it once was.
Anonymous No.723376204
>>723376125
I bought the Rescue Team remake. It actually delivered on everything I wanted out of PMD (probably because Game Freak didn't make it).
I keep holding my breath for the Explorers of Sky remake announcement but it keeps not happening.
Anonymous No.723376217 >>723376676
>>723376132
Sure thing
Anonymous No.723376245 >>723376743
>>723376173
idk pokemon is going the more mature route killing off their villains like lyzandre and shit on screen with vaporizing pokemon attacks
Anonymous No.723376264 >>723383470 >>723401742
>>723371067 (OP)
Current pokemon fans are the equivalent of Pic related.
Just look at how X is wanking that absolute abomination called โ€œscarlet/violetโ€ which story was just various degrees of โ€œbullism le badโ€ fused into one with just a toby fox twist at the end
Anonymous No.723376297 >>723376356
>>723376173
Except pokemon generates more money now than it did in the late 90s.
Pokefags are even worse than disney adults, something I did not think is possible.
Anonymous No.723376327
>>723371067 (OP)
Was there one thing that /v/ got right this year?
Anonymous No.723376356
>>723376297
I legit tried to give it a fair shot emulating it. the combat is AWFUL, you spam abilities mindlessly, and you have to spam because like an MMO, you are losing DPS if you don't spam. all the "strategy" is gone.
Anonymous No.723376359 >>723376450
>>723371067 (OP)
>B-but /v/ told me thid will flop!

Everyone said it will sell regardless. Poketards will eat literal shit out of Gamefreaks asshole and pay for it.
Anonymous No.723376389
I've seen "You'll buy it anyway" in literally every Pokemon related thread forever. No one thought this slop would flop lol.
Anonymous No.723376397 >>723376493 >>723402243
NDSfags crying thread
Anonymous No.723376442 >>723376662
it's funny that pokemon is now worse (gameplay) than palworld AND digimon. I dont care if mindless retards spend more on pokemon. the game is worse.
Anonymous No.723376450 >>723376607
>>723376359
This
Anonymous No.723376493
>>723376397
>NDSfags
based dsfags knowing the last time pokemon was good was on the nds
Anonymous No.723376574 >>723376623 >>723376667
>all this snoy seething
Nintendo won
Anonymous No.723376607
>>723376450
given her pic i bet she has an issue with not shoving shit down her gullet
Anonymous No.723376623
>>723376574
in case you are unaware, people who liked pokemon are the most mad that it's shit now.
Anonymous No.723376662 >>723376728 >>723376906 >>723378610
>>723376442
>gameplay
Slow down there Cyber Sleuth fag, even you guys call it budget SMT.
>b-but it's better.
Yeah, sure.
Anonymous No.723376667
>>723376574
so, bait (you's) i remember when they were actually creative and not as see through as yours
Anonymous No.723376676
>>723376217
>pals don't want me? time to hunt the human men
Anonymous No.723376728
>>723376662
Z-A is literal dogshit. go download the rom and citron and try it yourself.
Anonymous No.723376743 >>723376772
>>723376245
>pokemon is going the more mature route
Only a pokemon adult would utter these words unironically
Anonymous No.723376772 >>723377012 >>723377021
>>723376743
not a retort
Anonymous No.723376906
>>723376662
Nta but the game gameplay is meh and i find it subjective to call any games that's not even the same genre of gameplay fun or boring but ZA's gameplay lackluster im not really asking for animation but more of in depth for their fighting mechanics besides spamming one move the guard move was a step up but wasn't really useful since you can just spam the shit out of your strongest move to end the battle quickly
Anonymous No.723377012 >>723377065
>>723376772
>stuff that had been a thing for a long time like beyblade and yugioh

Also I'm pretty sure lyzandre survives in the comics where he falls into some randomly place flower petals or something in a comic
Anonymous No.723377021 >>723377065
>>723376772
He's right though
Anonymous No.723377065
>>723377012
>>723377021
pokemon never did what they did to lyz btw
Anonymous No.723377126
>>723374913
Pokemon is for 2 year old betas
Anonymous No.723377285 >>723377489
>>723371067 (OP)
I think this game's hat looks stupid. I took it off immediately.
Anonymous No.723377489
>>723377285
Same, also the scene where the gay nigga shows up and gives it you is so bizarre
Anonymous No.723377556
>>723371067 (OP)
imagine if this dogshit slop looked anything like that image, maybe it will after it's second or third remake
Anonymous No.723377587
>>723375301
Anonymous No.723377638
>>723371067 (OP)
I thought this piss-looking game is gonna be half a year longer in the oven?
Anonymous No.723377649 >>723377717
>>723371067 (OP)
/v/ lost again.
Anonymous No.723377682 >>723398434 >>723399338
>>723375301
Palwordl still MOGS pokemon in terms of QUALITY and DESIGN
Anonymous No.723377704 >>723377826
>>723372094
Kids still love pokemon, they just don't play the games. they're all buying cards
Anonymous No.723377716
>>723371067 (OP)
Poor /v/. Since Nintendo ALWAYS wins, they must be feeling pretty suicidal.
Anonymous No.723377717
>>723377649
Has /v/ ever won?
Anonymous No.723377718
>>723376097
Tbqh that is an absolute legend Mega
Anonymous No.723377720 >>723377778
>>723372656
>>723372094
Millennials and boomers have passed on the Pokemon autism to younger generations though. It's like racism or religion. Not going anywhere any time soon.
Anonymous No.723377778 >>723377879
>>723377720
Dude it's no shame admitting that our generation are the biggest tendies.
Zoomers are into Fortnite, Alphas into Roblox.
Anonymous No.723377819
>>723375145
That's alright. Sometimes they can't even do that much. SV has like one standout song by way of the area zero.
Anonymous No.723377826
>>723377704
>Kids
Anonymous No.723377879
>>723377778
Contrary to what /v/ thinks, kids can actually be interested in more than one thing at a time. My 16 year old brother likes Fortnite AND Pokemon.
Anonymous No.723377892 >>723388737
https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1978644446007746713

WTF SCREECHING ABOUT POKEMON DIDNT STOP ALL THESE PEOPLE FROM SHOWING UP TO RELEASE DATE???
Anonymous No.723377908 >>723378096 >>723382773
When will this dumb fuckass nigger let me ROAM FREELY
I don't play pokemon to have a game on goddamn rails holy fuck shut the fuck up and kill yourself urbain
Anonymous No.723378014 >>723378052 >>723378157 >>723378185 >>723383557 >>723387423
>Pokรฉfags are now acting like it's not the manchildren who are keeping the series alive.
When was the last time you saw a child with Pokรฉmon merch?
Anonymous No.723378052
>>723378014
Yesterday.
Anonymous No.723378060 >>723378251
>>723375667
>Xe thought this was a gotcha
Anonymous No.723378096
>>723377908
S/V kinda did. Did it not? It just played like shit.
Anonymous No.723378157
>>723378014
I see only Minecraft, Fortinite and Roblox merch with children around town when I go to work.
Pokemon is a rarity indeed.
Anonymous No.723378184
>spam abilities
>if you dont spam, you lose dps
who decided this shit was a good idea
Anonymous No.723378185
>>723378014
The reason Nintendo shit is so successful is because they market to every demographic not just insecure low value males like you
Anonymous No.723378251
>>723378060
Anonymous No.723378337 >>723378424 >>723378475 >>723378685 >>723380000 >>723380527 >>723389538 >>723393534 >>723396306
when was the last actual good pokemon game, honestly?

heartgold?
Anonymous No.723378424
>>723378337
HGSS for me, some would say BW2 but I hate the pokemon designs from that gen with a passion.
Anonymous No.723378475
>>723378337
I liked swsh
Don't care if niggerfaggots say otherwise.
Anonymous No.723378547 >>723387315
>>723371368
Are the Legends games even set in the same universe?
Like it can't be canon a D/P protag got permanently trapped in the past and never stopped cyrus right?
Anonymous No.723378575 >>723378908 >>723379004 >>723379207 >>723381245 >>723381904 >>723384235
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.723378610 >>723379113
>>723376662
>even you guys call it budget SMT
You say this like it isn't still miles ahead of Pokรฉmon
Anonymous No.723378685
>>723378337
BW1
BW2 was alright though
Anonymous No.723378830
>>723371067 (OP)
Digimon is better
Anonymous No.723378908
>>723378575
>gif
go back
Anonymous No.723379004
>>723378575
>someone at gamefreak thought this was good enough to ship
Anonymous No.723379113 >>723379207
>>723378610
I addressed that argument already.
>Yeah, sure.
Anonymous No.723379207
>>723378575
A good designer would recreate the Totodile helmet with multiple pieces
It wouldn't even be that hard, especially since they're willing to making the body parts stretch and grow to make it happen

>>723379113
That doesn't address dick
Anonymous No.723379236 >>723379852
>>723371067 (OP)
Aside from the graphics which comes on it's just standard Pokemon practice at this point and seemingly empty city this game looks fun. People keep saying it looks like a 2006 game and that couldn't be all the better. That's exactly what I want from pokemon a game that feels like it was released in 2006. The battle mechanic seems fun but I need some pvp match making rn. I'm sure they can just release a patch to to fix the poor graphics and give the city some life.
Anonymous No.723379734 >>723393849
>Lock onto Pokemon
>It locks onto the SIGN behind them for some reason, because I guess there's some reason you'd want to attack a fucking sign?
>Press Y to attack
>The flimsy lock-on system unlocks from the Pokemon from some retarded reason even though I'm staring right at it and still holding lock on
>Start menu opens up instead of using a move, because they're retarded enough to map the start menu to a face button you use for attacking

So glad I pirated this shit. Literally not even worth the SD card space. Did they even playtest this? Have they played any games in their lives before making this?
Anonymous No.723379852
>>723379236
>That's exactly what I want from pokemon a game that feels like it was released in 2006
2006 was the year of
>Oblivion
>Bully
>FFXII
>Dead Rising
>Okami
>Gears of War
>God Hand
>Twilight Princess
>Prey
>Saints Row
>Resistance: Fall of Man

But it was also the year of Sonic 06 so... I guess modern Pokรฉmon could still feel like it came out in 2006
Anonymous No.723380000
>>723378337
I would say gen 3 if it wasn't for the gen 2 remakes. I didn't care for the Sinnoh games.
Anonymous No.723380472
>>723371368
I don't think she's going to make it into the game, Serenabro...
Anonymous No.723380527 >>723380814 >>723381054
>>723378337
Every pokemon game plays the same. People answer this question based on childhood nostalgia bias.
Anonymous No.723380648
Lol this is probably the worst game ever. Im going to give it a break and say Nintendo made a game for children, not for adults. Itโ€™s really bad, overall a 2/10.
Anonymous No.723380814 >>723380951
>>723380527
Pokemon is like final fantasy light. And final fantasy itself is probably one of the hardest turn based action rpgs. Especially fantasy 7.
Anonymous No.723380951 >>723381013
>>723380814
>And final fantasy itself is probably one of the hardest turn based action rpgs.
AHAHHAHAHAA THIS HAS TO BE BAIT
If you find FF hard you might as well kill yourself cuz holy shit your brain must be severely undergrown
Anonymous No.723381013
>>723380951
Props if you beat final fantasy 7, although I doubt you beat the whole game. You should think about going pro and joining an underground black house.
Anonymous No.723381027 >>723381073
>>723371067 (OP)
No one said it was going to flop. It's Pokemon, of course it sells. Doesn't change the fact it is an embarrassing piece of garbage for bottom feeder subhumans that will eat any slop Nintendo shits in their bowl.
Anonymous No.723381054
>>723380527
it really doesn't, emulate this shit for free and see.
Anonymous No.723381073 >>723381161 >>723382630
>>723381027
So what the fuck are you always bitching about
Anonymous No.723381161 >>723381213
>>723381073
The fact you subhumans exist and allow Nintendo to get away with this shit.
Anonymous No.723381213 >>723381301 >>723381520
>>723381161
>NOOOOO STOP ENJOYING THINGS SPEND YOUR TIME HATING THINGS LIKE ME AND MAKING pol TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREADS
Anonymous No.723381245 >>723381986
>>723378575
why.jpg

They ruined my lil nigga because they couldn't do a fucking crocodile with more spikes
Anonymous No.723381301 >>723381720
>>723381213
You're an actual cultist. Literal consumer cattle.
Anonymous No.723381520 >>723381720
>>723381213
>Ummm, sir, why are you eating literal shit?
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOU FUCKING POLNIGGER, WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP ENJOYING THINGS I LOVE? YOU GODDAMN TWITTER SCREENSHOT FAGGOT!
Anonymous No.723381720 >>723392541
>>723381301
>>723381520
I think the catalog is looking a little empty maybe you can go find some Twitter post to screen shot and post here for a culture war thread
Anonymous No.723381904
>>723378575
They should remove the dumb helmet, give him a spread of red, bumpy, alligator-like scales from his brow down his back and make it a water/steel type.
Anonymous No.723381986
>>723381245
Spike megas are the gayest shit battle helmet is better
Anonymous No.723382443
>>723371067 (OP)
All this cope lmao
Anonymous No.723382461 >>723382613
>>723375301
Anonymous No.723382571
>>723372502
Because they're constantly being replaced with kids.
Anonymous No.723382613
>>723382461
God I love Bowser.
Anonymous No.723382630
>>723381073
We all know what they're bitching about, they want these games on PlayStation.
That's what it's always been about.
Anonymous No.723382645 >>723382730
How is the Switch 1 version, passable?
Anonymous No.723382730 >>723382781
>>723382645
It's 30fps so not ideal but you can play it and have fun still
Anonymous No.723382773
>>723377908
Who the fuck is urbain?
Anonymous No.723382781 >>723383209
>>723382730
30fps sounds like an upgrade from SV
Anonymous No.723382939 >>723383040
>>723371067 (OP)
Sold out where exactly? I can still get it right now from all the major stores.
Anonymous No.723382970
>>723371067 (OP)
>People love mainstream slop

Must be a big revelation for OP.
Anonymous No.723383040
>>723382939
I couldn't find it when i went down to Sneed's Feed and Seed.
Anonymous No.723383134 >>723383180
>subpar low budget pal-like
*yawn*
Anonymous No.723383146 >>723383484 >>723383657 >>723385154 >>723388238 >>723388325 >>723389710 >>723391718 >>723393380 >>723398927
New modern gameplay!
Use advanced strategies like spamming all your attacks on cooldown and trainer dodgeroll!
Anonymous No.723383180 >>723383321
>>723383134
Palshit is the Poke-like you stupid fucking snoyggy
Anonymous No.723383209
>>723382781
the bar couldn't be set any lower
Anonymous No.723383254
>>723371336
Actually their laziest game was Sw/Sh.
Anonymous No.723383321
>>723383180
i don't talk to corporate property
stay shut and know your place
Anonymous No.723383396 >>723383596 >>723383606
Not like this zoomerbros, Assetflipworld was suppose to be the Pokemonkiller that finally did it... FUCK!!
Anonymous No.723383470
>>723376264
What the fuck is X? No one outside bots or jeets calls it that.
Anonymous No.723383484 >>723383878
>>723383146
looks like the best pokemon battle system to me
Anonymous No.723383527
>>723371067 (OP)
You bought a turd
You proud of yourselves?
Anonymous No.723383557
>>723378014
>When was the last time you saw a child with Pokรฉmon merch?
Yesterday at work? Customers whose kids have pokemon, mario and minecraft caps or shirts are extremely common.
Anonymous No.723383579
>>723371067 (OP)
>literally 0 evidence of this happening
Cool story friend.
Anonymous No.723383596
>>723383396
>Hits tree to get lumber
>Builds house
Yep it's Pokemon time
Anonymous No.723383606
>>723383396
>obsessed with an indie game from an unknown third rate studio
you're such a bunch of raped faggot sisssies
Anonymous No.723383657 >>723383717 >>723383817
>>723383146
>copy the palworld battle system
>but make it boring as shit to play
lmao
Anonymous No.723383717 >>723383790 >>723385154
>>723383657
Digimon world 1 came out in the 90s though?
Anonymous No.723383753 >>723383809 >>723383851
>>723371067 (OP)
What shithole do you live in?
Anonymous No.723383785
>>723371067 (OP)
I usually hate multiplayer in Pokemon games because it's just setup autism faggots, but christ the multiplayer in Z-A has been fun, throwing out aoes and using protect based moves at the right time is really satisfying
Anonymous No.723383790 >>723383907
>>723383717
>Copy Digimon and Palworld battle system
>but make it boring as shit to play
rofl
Anonymous No.723383809
>>723383753
planet retard (where all nintendo fans belong)
Anonymous No.723383817
>>723383657
You haven't played either
Anonymous No.723383831 >>723384881
I am unironically enjoying it right now I have not put it down since picking it up it is seriously the best pokemon game in years it makes scarlet and violet irrelevant it looks amazing in 4k
Anonymous No.723383846
>>723376120
SE's basically fucked now. Whoring out DQ and FF is the only thing keeping them afloat and even then they're fucking that up immensely.
Anonymous No.723383851 >>723383924 >>723384120 >>723385491 >>723386890
>>723383753
Japan I guess
https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1978644446007746713?t=7-19DXlOgl7Gz66GIHyUBA&s=19
Anonymous No.723383878
>>723383484
I agree
Just needs and auto-battle button and it's perfect
Anonymous No.723383907
>>723383790
Calling palworlds shitty combat equivalent to digimon world 1 should be a bannable offense.
Anonymous No.723383924
>>723383851
YWNBAN
Anonymous No.723384031
i havent been following, is tehre a rom out yet? if so, can it be played on the last versions of the emulators?
Anonymous No.723384078 >>723393428
>>723372094
this
it's mostly childless mantoddlers slurping nigger cum right out of their partner's pussy defending shittendo
kids play fortnite, roblox, minecraft, gta
the few kids that do play ninshit are groomed into it by their insufferable parents
Anonymous No.723384120 >>723384161 >>723384229 >>723384291 >>723384306
>>723383851
>not a single child in line
HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAH
Anonymous No.723384161
>>723384120
Knowing how short japs are, children would be industinguishable from the adults.
Anonymous No.723384229
>>723384120
>expecting law abidding Japanese school kids to be outside during a midnight launch.
Come on dude.
Anonymous No.723384235 >>723384643
>>723378575
Anonymous No.723384291
>>723384120
That's funny, i don't see a single adult
Anonymous No.723384306 >>723384340 >>723384365
>>723384120
b-but kids love pookemaams and ninshitdo! p-please believe my propaganda...
Anonymous No.723384340
>>723384306
>reality is now propaganda
The cult mentality goes both ways.
Anonymous No.723384365 >>723384754
>>723384306
>pre-famitsu meltdown
Anonymous No.723384465
both whites and japs are getting replaced by millions of nigs and jeets
thankfully, nintendo's future is not videogames
Anonymous No.723384473
>>723371067 (OP)
>/V/ screeching impotently again as another game is popular
Many such cases.
Anonymous No.723384643 >>723384781
>>723384235
Sometimes I think that whoever signs off on these designs is trying to test how much shit Pokefags will eat up before they get sick of it
Anonymous No.723384754
>>723384365
you tards really are proud of your subhuman consoleswartranny shithole threads
you owners must be so proud of you
Anonymous No.723384781 >>723384957 >>723385320 >>723385515 >>723385852 >>723386903
>>723384643
I honestly think gamefreak doesn't give a shit anymore. They're so tired of pokeshit they're trying to slow kill it. They're capable of so much more: https://youtu.be/H0r-Kap8kWI
Anonymous No.723384881
>>723383831
From what I seen playing it soul is the unironic word I would use I love you cab just throw your pokemon out
Anonymous No.723384957 >>723385065
>>723384781
Yep, so much more.
Like a much smaller cinematic game that runs worse
Anonymous No.723384969 >>723385134 >>723386584
>>723371067 (OP)
Not here in sweden. Every store still has it on stock everywhere.
Anonymous No.723385065
>>723384957
Lol you don't know anything
Anonymous No.723385076
>>723371067 (OP)
I'm having a lot of fun with it.
It's kind of crazy how many fun games I would have missed out on in my life if I was a graphicsfag
Anonymous No.723385134
>>723384969
>sweden too gay for pokemon
many such cases
Anonymous No.723385154
>>723383717
>>723383146
>Digimon world 1 came out in the 90s though?

I mean this looks better. Actually having the monster move around with you to dodge attacks instead of stumbling about aimlessly dodging attacks by pure luck. Your monster using the attacks shortly when commanded instead about 15 seconds later after you spam the command... if they feel like it lol.

It's mad that Digimon World: Next Order didn't do something like this instead of just giving you two braindead creatures to get angry at.
Anonymous No.723385206 >>723392762
>>723371465
>jncos
Can you change clothes? Can you give her a skirt?
Anonymous No.723385320 >>723385416
>>723384781
Holy shit does every nu-game have to take place in a chinese/feudal nippon setting?
Anonymous No.723385416
>>723385320
>Does Asian game studio making Asian game in Asia have to be Asian?
Yes
Anonymous No.723385491 >>723385614
>>723383851
Meanwhile, in Sonyland...
Anonymous No.723385515 >>723385680
>>723384781
Let me guess, you fell for Little Town Hero aswell?
Anonymous No.723385546
Humiliation ritual.
For pokefags, that is.
Anonymous No.723385614 >>723385759 >>723385853
>>723385491
I think it speaks for how meaningless the GOTY awards are. Like what's the point of pandering to critics if the actual audience isn't interested in it?
Anonymous No.723385616
>>723372094
This but Playstation (and Xbox but lmao Xbox).
Not even trolling, they're in trouble because they didn't pander to kids like Nintendo did, so kids don't give a fuck about their ecosystem.
Anonymous No.723385680
>>723385515
No but tendies did kek
Anonymous No.723385759 >>723385860 >>723386214
>>723385614
>GOTY awards should pander to the largest audience, not to what is objectively the best game
ok, so cod, madden, and fifa should win goty every year? i would be okay with this
Anonymous No.723385768
I'm having sooo much fun spamming attacks on cooldown! Best game EVER!
Anonymous No.723385852 >>723385891
>>723384781
You are retarded if you think that game will be any good or even run at all
Anonymous No.723385853 >>723386001
>>723385614
Astrobot was just the normal anti-Japan bias pushed by tptb obviously nobody actually fucking cared about it
Anonymous No.723385860 >>723385924 >>723386060
>>723385759
tendies do love themselves some fortnite and robloxslop
Anonymous No.723385891 >>723385974
>>723385852
Pokefag seethe
Anonymous No.723385916 >>723385997 >>723386017
I actually still don't know what za is about.
It looks like they are jumping on battle royale wagon?
Anonymous No.723385924
>>723385860
Roblox isn't on the switch and is incredibly popular on the ps5
Anonymous No.723385974 >>723386197
>>723385891
Sorry you're retarded.
:(
Anonymous No.723385997
>>723385916
Magic giant old man from 3000 years ago is grooming kids to clean up his fuckup.
Anonymous No.723386001 >>723386068
>>723385853
you're such a subhuman cattloid that you make snoytroon garbage the lesser evil
Anonymous No.723386017 >>723386741
>>723385916
Itโ€™s Yugiohโ€™s Battle City arc but in Pokemon
Anonymous No.723386041 >>723386089
so where's the torrent link?
Anonymous No.723386060 >>723386152
>>723385860
I was born in the early 2000's and was one of the only kids with a Nintendo console.
All the other kids were playing CoD, GTA, Skyrim, etc.
The only kiddie type game they were playing was Minecraft.
As far as I can tell kids still seem to get most excited for shit like BF6 and GTA6 (at least in the States)
Anonymous No.723386068
>>723386001
Team asaobi is staffed by white people doe
Anonymous No.723386089
>>723386041
You're late as fuck, everyone who cares got things setup last weekend.
Anonymous No.723386152 >>723386292
>>723386060
damn, so nintendo consoles don't get GOTYs?
sad :(
Anonymous No.723386197 >>723386293
>>723385974
Seething pokefag lol
Anonymous No.723386214 >>723386456
>>723385759
>ok, so cod, madden, and fifa should win goty every year? i would be okay with this

I said the GOTY is meaningless I didn't say I think a different game should win it. It's just worth recognising that Astrobot getting all the GOTY awards it did was entirely determined by a couple hundred people with the same background, and not by actual widespread excitement for it.
Anonymous No.723386292
>>723386152
I don't care about GOTY.
It's just weird seeing /v/tards obsess over calling Nintendo kiddieslop, when I'd argue nearly all major releases are basically kiddieslop now.
Age ratings for games are effectively meaningless.
Anonymous No.723386293 >>723386318
>>723386197
Sorry your parents are siblings
Anonymous No.723386318 >>723387547
>>723386293
Seething poketard
Anonymous No.723386424
>>723375301
I still donโ€™t know what NDS means. Nintendo DS? I liked the DS, that was a good handheld.
Anonymous No.723386456 >>723387383
>>723386214
>not by actual widespread excitement for it.
ok, so cod, madden, and fifa should win goty every year? i would be okay with this
>I said the GOTY is meaningless
>yet i will continue to sperg about it a year later
either laugh about it like old /v/ did or move on
your seething is pathetic
Anonymous No.723386497 >>723386567
>game takes place entirely within a concrete jungle

What the fuck...? Where's the adventure????
Anonymous No.723386567 >>723386637
>>723386497
>Pokemon version of Yugioh Battle City arc isn't an adventure
Anonymous No.723386584
>>723384969
That's because you're in Sweden, you're faggots. That's why your dish is the meatball.
Anonymous No.723386637
>>723386567
You should know by now that it's always bad when Nintendo does it.
Anonymous No.723386741
>>723386017
Imagine if they added a online mode where you could battle other trainers for a spot in a championship and the winner would be the champion like Pegasus Island but with Pokemon
Anonymous No.723386809
>>723371067 (OP)
Maybe, but I didn't buy it and I won't. Voting with your wallet means people are entitled to buy products you don't support and unfortunately at one point there was a market for gamer girl bath water. Most people are retards, but if those people want to get sodomized by Nintendo then that is their prerogative, the trade off is that I will absolutely be supporting any company that promises to give me what Nintendo won't.
Anonymous No.723386890 >>723386964 >>723387043
>>723383851
>No proof that is a line for Pokemon
>No children in the line at all
>Next to remakes of 2 of the most basic RPGs ever made there won't be a bigger release
All this proves is that Japanese people need to move on.
Anonymous No.723386903 >>723387024
>>723384781
If the new Pokemon game has a budget of 15M, I wonder what this games budget is
Anonymous No.723386964 >>723387047
>>723386890
Or that you have an irrational hatred for pokemon and will do anything to justify it.
Anonymous No.723387006
Anonymous No.723387019
>>723371067 (OP)
>B-but /v/ told me thid will flop!
Who told you this? Everyone said it was going to sell billions no matter how shitty it was
Anonymous No.723387024 >>723387630
>>723386903
It has voice acting and a bunch of other superfluous nonsense so probably something absurd like 100m that they won't make back because all of their non pokemon games made in the last decade flopped.
Anonymous No.723387043 >>723387127
>>723386890
COPE
Anonymous No.723387047 >>723387503
>>723386964
>Irrational hatred
Pokemon Sword and Shield literally stripped the entire post game out and sold it as DLC. I paid 60 dollars for half a game only for Nintendo to go "whoops, we forgot to put the rest in, that'll be another 60 dollars." I haven't played a Pokemon game since.
Anonymous No.723387068 >>723404053
I find it funny Youtube is recommending me these two kind of videos.
Anonymous No.723387094
Having a blast btw.
Anonymous No.723387104
pasissiesโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.723387127 >>723387171
>>723387043
>Eats big mouthful of shit
>*guh exhales* COPE
>Eats another big glob of shit
>YOU'RE GETTING OWNED SON
>Gets shit on shirt
>NINTENDO WON
>Pukes shit all over plate and eats it again
Anonymous No.723387171
>>723387127
This basically
Anonymous No.723387178
>>723371336
What's more lazy about it?
Anonymous No.723387182 >>723387749
palslop lost and got raped
Anonymous No.723387246
>>723371336
Or maybe you don't know what really makes a piece of entertainment compelling.
Anonymous No.723387315
>>723378547
The Legends protagonist is 3 years older than the DPP protagonist, even if Legends is canon, the protagonist got isekai'd well after stopping Cyrus.
Anonymous No.723387325 >>723387430 >>723387513 >>723387524 >>723387596
Nobody told you it'd be a flop but why are you still playing with fisher price toys and acting so smug about it.

Legos is an example of a child's toy that offers something for adults and grew up with its audience.

Nintendo/Gamefreak demands you indoctrinate your kids into their cult and what they're willing to give back is pathetically little.

All we ask is for some effort. Enjoy your slop man, idk how you can see the slave whipped rushed head developer beta leaks, the massive cut content for an overall lazier worse product every generation in and out and seriously keep supporting it right?
Anonymous No.723387383
>>723386456
All the woke faggot critics who actually choose GOTY only cares if the game has faggots and blacks so shit like tlou 2. Or whenever the critics gets retarded and they decide "oh fuck aaa games we gonna choose indieslop this year"
Anonymous No.723387423 >>723394329
>>723378014
they will name anecdotal evidence about ''my coworkers wife's son has a Pikachu hat!'' while in reality only in Japan do kids still care about Pokemon, in the west its mostly kept alive by 25+ year olds
Anonymous No.723387430 >>723387536
>>723387325
reddittranny seethe and cope
Anonymous No.723387503 >>723387803
>>723387047
Case in point, even with all the leaks that we've had we've had no confirmation that is what happened. Especially given that SS, as mediocre as it was, actually had a post game story.
Not to mention that "half a game" still had as much content as your average base pokemon game. As much as people want to complain about dexit most games had the extra mon as transfer only so it's not like they had areas or anything associated with them.

You have no idea how to actually look at a game as a game, you can only meme and shitpost.
Anonymous No.723387513
>>723387325
Based, poketrannies are proud of eating shit lmao.
Anonymous No.723387524
>>723387325
>All this cope
Anonymous No.723387536 >>723387591
>>723387430
>Nuitrannniii
Ya you're right I am MtFucking your mom little bitch
Anonymous No.723387547 >>723387630
>>723386318
That's all you can say.
Anonymous No.723387591 >>723387656
>>723387536
redditrranny schizo babble
Anonymous No.723387596 >>723387849
>>723387325
I like how you people are obsessed with kids.
Are you Indians or something?
Anonymous No.723387630 >>723387653
>>723387024
>>723387547
Seething pokenigger
Anonymous No.723387653 >>723387692
>>723387630
you lost and got gaped
Anonymous No.723387656 >>723387706 >>723387737
>>723387591
>Esl has no idea what a "your mom" joke is
How many rupees for that one ranjesh or do you get paid in rubble yet
Anonymous No.723387692 >>723387768
>>723387653
Eternally seething and lost
You lost (btw)
Anonymous No.723387706
>>723387656
>redditranny schizophrenic ramblings
Anonymous No.723387737
>>723387656
Let's throw the jeet back into a Zelda game so he can pretend he's rich and white lmao
Anonymous No.723387749 >>723387827
>>723387182
>4AM
>The guards play the siren
>It's the Mario music, time to wake up
>Everybody marches single file to the dining hall where they are given their breakfast
>One dry piece of burnt toast and a half cup of canned mushrooms
>Everyone gets 10 minutes to eat before they are marched out to the mines
>People uniformly enter the mines, no helmets, no buttresses, nothing, it's a death trap
>Every day a new passage collapses
>Yesterday the West passage collapsed killing 50 people
>One guy tried to run
>The guards caught him almost immediately, pinned him down and raped him in front of us before shooting him in the head
>They have us mining for gold
>Some say it is going to be used to make the gold Mario coins in the Nintendo store
>Others say it is going to Shigeru Miyamoto as tribute but nobody really knows
>At 9PM the alarm sounds
>It's the end of the day
>There were only 4 suicides today and 2 mine collapses, less than usual. I'm just glad to be alive
>After my 10 minute dinner break consisting of one tin of mashed banana and one slice of dry bread I head back to bed
>We march single file back to the accommodation and fall into bed
>I fall asleep almost immediately
>As I fall into a deep, almost death like slumber I think to myself
>"Palslop lost and got raped lol, this game is way better"
Anonymous No.723387760 >>723387981
its really funny how in 10 years time Nintendofags went from the biggest ''SALES DONT MATTER'' advocates to the biggest sales spammers on this board
Anonymous No.723387768 >>723387824
>>723387692
>t. the gaped
Anonymous No.723387786
so... is it good
also is changing your region to japan to buy it cheaper then changing it back actually a bad idea
Anonymous No.723387803 >>723388094
>>723387503
No I definitely played Sword and Shield and it definitely had no post game you retarded boot licker.
Anonymous No.723387814 >>723387858
itโ€™s really funny how palslop lost and got raped
Anonymous No.723387824 >>723387853
>>723387768
>t. the prolapsed
Anonymous No.723387827 >>723387883
>>723387749
>typing all this out
Palworld lost
Anonymous No.723387849 >>723387890
>>723387596
>For Generation 8 (Pokรฉmon Sword and Shield), Nintendo and The Pokรฉmon Company officially target children ages 5โ€“12.
That's Nintendo's obsession blud. Nintendo could actually bother with making a game that's enjoyable for their life long fans as well without cutting corners on stuff that know a drooling toddler isn't going to see or care about.

i just hope adults make better choices with their time, and think about the media they choose to give to their children
Anonymous No.723387853 >>723387934
>>723387824
>n-no u
gapedsistersโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.723387858
>>723387814
Anonymous No.723387860 >>723388002
>>723371067 (OP)
No one said it would be a flop, retard. It's pokemon, it'll sell regardless of the quality which is precisely the criticism it gets. Low effort garbage
Anonymous No.723387881 >>723387945 >>723387984 >>723388053
ONE CITY
I DONT KNOW WHY
Anonymous No.723387883 >>723388026
>>723387827
>Literally getting fucked in the ass and robbed at the same time
>Lol this game is way better
Anonymous No.723387890
>>723387849
Why are they targeting 5-12 year olds? They are targeting the target audience's target audience.
Anonymous No.723387934
>>723387853
>eternally owned and pwned
analfissurexissies...
Anonymous No.723387945
>>723387881
RENDER THE THING ONCE AND ONLINE THEY CRY
KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS GRAPHICS PIPELINE TO
CATCH
THEM
ALL
Anonymous No.723387958
>blud
yup itโ€™s a nigger kek
Anonymous No.723387980
>>723371067 (OP)
>Pokemon game sells millions
Everyone saw this coming
Anonymous No.723387981
>>723387760
He sounds so defeated lmao.
Anonymous No.723387984
>>723387881
IN SPITE OF THE WAY /v/ WAS MOCKING ME
ACTING LIKE THAT THE GARDEVOR ON THIS D
Anonymous No.723387989 >>723388029 >>723388105
>>723371067 (OP)
shitposting aside, will game freak ever be able to make a game that looks as good as their concept art?
Anonymous No.723388002 >>723388060
>>723387860
COPE
O
P
E

SLOPWORD LOST
Anonymous No.723388026
>>723387883
Yeah, it sucks that I bought palworld
Anonymous No.723388029
>>723387989
Will gamefreak ever make a good game?
Anonymous No.723388039 >>723388072 >>723388676
Nintendo is worth 100billion. They given and boosted Japan's economy by trillions in the good will that their image has given the nation of Japan. To the point when on an international stage Japan gives Nintendo front stage by making Mario the mascot of the Japanese Olympics.

Fans are pumping billions into Nintendo, and the most Nintendo is willing to give back to them with the biggest videogame IP on the planet is 20million a game in development cost.

It's fucking pathetic.
Anonymous No.723388053
>>723387881
THINGS-ARENT- The WAY THEY WERE BEFORE
YOU WOULDNT EVEN Take TURNS IN A BATTLE NO MORE
Anonymous No.723388060 >>723388091
>>723388002
Cope, I never bought, watched or pirate palworld. What's your excuse now, faggot nigger?
Anonymous No.723388072
>>723388039
Nintendo isn't in charge of pokemon
Anonymous No.723388091 >>723388157
>>723388060
SLOPWORLD LOST AND YOU GOT RAPED
Anonymous No.723388094 >>723388143 >>723388529
>>723387803
Nta but Swsh pretty objectively had a post game even before updates
>battle tower
>new tier of raid battles
>catch box legends
>rematches with rivals/Gamefreak devs
It wasnโ€™t huge or anything but it existed
Anonymous No.723388105
>>723387989
Whatever you do, never look through the Pokรฉmon Diamond/Pearl remake concept art book. I am warning you.
Anonymous No.723388143 >>723388368
>>723388094
And no legendary Pokemon or side quests or new areas. You're literally gaslighting yourself.
Anonymous No.723388157 >>723388169
>>723388091
Nigger can't read
Anonymous No.723388169
>>723388157
Nigger canโ€™t be unraped
Anonymous No.723388238 >>723388526
>>723383146
Please tell me you dont do this same shit later in the game too. Surely its deeper than spamming as they come off cooldown
Anonymous No.723388325
>>723383146
Looks like shit.
Anonymous No.723388341
>>723371067 (OP)
>/v/ told me thid will flop!
literally no one said this
people said it would sell gangbusters despite it being shit
Anonymous No.723388368 >>723388408
>>723388143
>and no Legendary Pokemon
>Catch box legends
Bro thereโ€™s 4 (four) lines there
Anonymous No.723388408 >>723388423
>>723388368
When Bored and Shart came out the only legendaries were the dogs and Eternatus and you got them in the main game. Can you stop lying please.
Anonymous No.723388423 >>723388501
>>723388408
>the only legendaries were the dogs and Eternatus
So
There were legendaries
Anonymous No.723388457 >>723388553
does pokemon company have the easiest business ever? they literally cannot fail at this point.
Anonymous No.723388501
>>723388423
Well done you owned me, Sword and Shield actually were good games and not watered down shovelware with the content gutted for profit, because when I said legendaries I wasn't talking about the 3 story legendaries, of which you can get 2, you win.
Anonymous No.723388526
>>723388238
Don't forget you have to dodgeroll as well
Anonymous No.723388529
>>723388094
It had the worst battle tower ever with enemies having garbage unevolved pokemon, also you could use items in it iirc.
It might as well have not existed.
Anonymous No.723388553
>>723388457
Pokemonfags are literally Disney adults at this point.
Anonymous No.723388570
>>723371067 (OP)
common /v/ L
Anonymous No.723388676 >>723389791
>>723388039
>nooooo they need to participate in the graffix rat race and waste a billion dollars on something only giga nerds care about
Anonymous No.723388707
It has bums though.
Anonymous No.723388737
>>723377892
look at all those gaijin
Anonymous No.723388915
>>723371067 (OP)
I don't think a single person in the whole wide world thought this game was gonna do less than eight digits after a year on the market, and if such a person exists, they have terrible pattern recognition, SwSh and SV selling as much as they did should cull any idea of a Pokรฉmon game flopping
Anonymous No.723389538
>>723378337
palworld
Anonymous No.723389583 >>723391063
>>723371067 (OP)
>Literally every "criticism" thread about this game on /v/
Anonymous No.723389710
>>723383146
so it's just xenoblade 2 without the booba
Anonymous No.723389791
>>723388676
They can still invest more money to make a better game that is still optimized to run on the switch ,2 hardware.

Faggot gay wad
Anonymous No.723390026
>>723371067 (OP)
I think its funny /v/ wasted all this time shitposting about a spinoff Pokemon Switch game meanwhile the series main next gen game is in development for Switch 2. I hope these Anti-Pokemon clowns are ready to repeat the cycle of pointless Pokemon hate threads as that sells as well also.
Anonymous No.723390210 >>723392623
>>723374913
>two year-old beta.
Try 12
Anonymous No.723390413
>>723375301
All this and the Next Gen Pokemon game for NS2 hasn't even released yet. Nintendo baited and switch these jackasses so hard, physically and mentally, its not even funny.
Anonymous No.723390417
>>723373336
Some people predicted the minecraft movie would flop because of fat black lady.
Anonymous No.723391063 >>723391309 >>723391558
>>723389583
How can you justify painted doors and balconies in a 3d game from the biggest world franchise in 2025?
Anonymous No.723391298
>>723371067 (OP)
Nintendo won. Pokemon won. Shitmon lost.
Anonymous No.723391309
>>723391063
Reasonable marketing and development for one. Not wasting money because "numbers must go UP!" Graphix crowd said so is another.
Anonymous No.723391558
>>723391063
>wow that looks like shit lol
>continues playing game
I buy games if theyโ€™re fun not on some abstract principle of deservedness
Anonymous No.723391691 >>723391923 >>723391928
It's been known for three console gens that Pokemon fans have no standards.
Anonymous No.723391718
>>723383146
this is literally ripping off Digimon World which /v/ loves. Digimonfags are so retarded they dont know when Gamefreak is copying from them
Anonymous No.723391741 >>723392772
how fucked is the performance? Gamefreak made the entire game world a single model instead of using the chunk method
Anonymous No.723391923
>>723391691
and you lost every time
Anonymous No.723391928 >>723392132
>>723391691
Who defined the Standard?
Anonymous No.723392132 >>723392278 >>723392973
>>723391928
30fps isn't a hard ask.
Anonymous No.723392278
>>723392132
Speaking of asking, where was the answer?
Anonymous No.723392465 >>723392567
>>723371067 (OP)
>not a single nger in promo material to avoid turning off paypigs
>game is chock-full of them
very diabolical
Anonymous No.723392541
>>723381720
wqhy can't you have standards like normal people you absolute mongoloid
Anonymous No.723392567 >>723392632
>>723392465
/pol/, youre not human, please stop pretending you are.
Anonymous No.723392623
>>723390210
sorry anon but i would rather a game without bloat and somehow is 300gb than a game that is 30-20 gigabytes
Anonymous No.723392632
>>723392567
>muh /pol/ bogeyman
I don't even browse /pol/
stop with the racemixing propaganda. it's incredibly racist
Anonymous No.723392716 >>723399663
ALRIGHT, FAGGOTS. WHO BOUGHT THE GAME?
Anonymous No.723392762
>>723385206
You can change clothes
However the only skirt in the game has some ugly ass leggings. All the other skirts are skorts, not even the "short under the skirt" kind they're just shorts that have the facade of a skirt on the front but not the back. It's very strange
Anonymous No.723392772 >>723393002
>>723391741
I'm getting 60 everywhere on switch 2 and haven't noticed any drops. only a couple hours in though.
Anonymous No.723392973
>>723392132
ZA runs at 60fps
Anonymous No.723393002 >>723393102 >>723393357
>>723392772
nta but the game is not all that it's almost like an old mmo game where you can cheese fight with a npc teammate that's the whole gameplay dodging and rolling doesn't really matter since you have a huge window time to dodge attacks without rolling plus that the cooldown moves delay attacks so when you're going against a boss mon it might nicked on the edge of an attack even if it's not near it and there's bugs already being reported of instacrasher and people having a major problems because it would autosave in those auto crashers
Anonymous No.723393102 >>723393231
>>723393002
>there's bugs already being reported of instacrasher and people having a major problems because it would autosave in those auto crashers

There has been a pattern of behavior of pokeschizos lying about this kind of thing ever since Swsh
Anonymous No.723393176 >>723394604
Rate my team
Anonymous No.723393231 >>723393424
>>723393102
not really theres a video of this happening on the switch https://youtu.be/VP3xjvQSz_w

also forgot to mention the long ass tutorial is really annoying
Anonymous No.723393237 >>723393293
Normies won
/v/lost
Anonymous No.723393293
>>723393237
>pirates won not wasting 80 bucks plus dlc
Anonymous No.723393339
>normies love eating shit
Uh ok?
Anonymous No.723393357 >>723393497
>>723393002
can you try that again but with periods
Anonymous No.723393380
>>723383146
they should just let you control the pokemon and pick the attack based on a timer instead of that weird camera angle with the trainer moving
Anonymous No.723393424 >>723393497
>>723393231
Yeah there were also videos of Swsh bricking Switches, they turned out to be fake
Anonymous No.723393428
>>723384078
What is it with S0nyponies and blacked analogies?
Anonymous No.723393434
>>723371067 (OP)
Brother we all knew this shit was going to sell. It's Pokรฉmon.
Anonymous No.723393497 >>723393591 >>723393989
>>723393424
how is this fake though it's clear as day?
what's next you're going to think its AI or something?
>>723393357
And no, I'm good Saarrr
Anonymous No.723393510
>>723373549
It's mid.
Anonymous No.723393534 >>723393583
>>723378337
scarlet and violet were pretty good, jank aside
Anonymous No.723393583 >>723393721
>>723393534
after they patched and polished it to a decent game so it's a meh on launch
Anonymous No.723393591 >>723393709
>>723393497
>it's indian to ask you to not post horrific run on sentences
Anonymous No.723393709 >>723393787
>>723393591
Let me put it in a language since you can't rub 2 brain cells together to solve mistakes MR SARR
"ITSA MIDDUUU GAAMMUUU" 6.5/10 take it or leave it
Anonymous No.723393714
>>723371067 (OP)
If it's sold out everywhere why can I buy it on Amazon right now and have it arrive tomorrow?
Anonymous No.723393721 >>723394009
>>723393583
nope, it was pretty good at launch
probably way better on switch 2 now, with the fixed performance
Anonymous No.723393787 >>723393863
>>723393709
didn't ask.
Anonymous No.723393849 >>723394060
>>723379734
>knock Alpha Pokรฉmon out
>OH SHIT GOTTA THROW A BALL AT IT
>attack it again by mistake
Whoever designed this battle system deserves the rope.
Anonymous No.723393863 >>723393913
>>723393787
seems like you did if you wanted me to correct my sentence
Anonymous No.723393913 >>723394148
>>723393863
no, I just want you to make the opinion I didn't ask for readable.
Anonymous No.723393989
>>723393497
Yeah there were videos of the fake Swsh bricking Switches too. Sorry for Leddit link but I had to google to find the old discussions on that

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/dwqyqp/pok%C3%A9mon_sword_bricked_my_console/
Anonymous No.723394001
>>723374483
Nah. By that time, no one will be able to afford video games any more.
Anonymous No.723394009 >>723394095
>>723393721
it wasn't though i played it on my friends switch and it was buggy, and it guzzled performance so badly also there is legitimate proof that the game did no run well at all on launch.
Anonymous No.723394060
>>723393849
Or you could stop mashing like a maniac.The controls are literally on screen
Anonymous No.723394095 >>723394226 >>723394275
>>723394009
so you didn't even really play the game
thanks for your valuable input
Anonymous No.723394148 >>723394204
>>723393913
>still wanted me to fix my sentence to read what i wrote
so, you do care that's nice anon maybe i might write a whole essay for you on why modern pokemon devs are incompetent
Anonymous No.723394204
>>723394148
nah I don't want to read more of your english flunking schizo babble.
Anonymous No.723394226 >>723394402
>>723394095
Why are you attempting to gaslight that guy over something everyone made fun of years ago? There's countless memes about how buggy S/V were at launch and some of those impacted performance.
Anonymous No.723394275 >>723394431
>>723394095
i did fag the first area where you start off in was cabo paco which is like that house from sword and shield and you're near a beach or something
Anonymous No.723394329
>>723387423
everyone lies about age moron. picking anything below 18 imposes restrictions
Anonymous No.723394396
Does this game have excessive hand holding and unskippable dialogue like most pokemon games?
Anonymous No.723394402 >>723394563 >>723394692
>>723394226
>that guy
stop being a nigger
also good thing this isn't about performance, you'd know that if you'd knew how to follow a conversation
Anonymous No.723394431
>>723394275
also, i want to add that i stopped near where you have to find a certain flower or something to stop the pokemon from getting sick i think it avern or something but he was pretty much forgettable, but the quest was enjoyable
Anonymous No.723394513
>>723375526
"Edit>>Copy>>Paint" ahh building
Anonymous No.723394563 >>723394761
>>723394402
someone's mad that another person is calling them a sperg because they're wrong
Anonymous No.723394604
>>723393176
Bughorse out of 10
Anonymous No.723394692 >>723394761
>>723394402
Maybe follow your own advice.
Anonymous No.723394761 >>723394887 >>723394958
>>723394563
>>723394692
maybe touch grass and take some speaking classes
Anonymous No.723394887 >>723395001 >>723395423
>>723394761
Head back to gcj, sis.
Anonymous No.723394958 >>723395001
>>723394761
maybe stop being arrogant first and denying shit that did happen like you're some north korean
Anonymous No.723395001 >>723395423
>>723394887
>>723394958
maybe learn how to read at a 5th grade level
Anonymous No.723395423 >>723395654 >>723395738
>>723395001
it's funny how this fag thinks im >>723394887
when he genuinely just sucks at arguing also

here's another one for you if there was no so-called bad launch how come there was multiple occurrences of performance issues and bug issues that it got to a point that it became a meme
Anonymous No.723395545 >>723395661
>>723371336
Bullshit, you guys can't keep 'crying wolf' like this. Sword/Shield is still their laziest game.
Anonymous No.723395654 >>723395738 >>723395927
>>723395423
You don't understand, it was a high quality game! Absolutely nothing was wrong with it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQw6AjL0ZIg
Anonymous No.723395661
>>723395545
So, there's this thing called multiple things i don't know if you know what that is, but multiple things can be lazy you know?
Anonymous No.723395738 >>723395991 >>723396128
>>723395423
>>723395654
or maybe you're just not worth addressing individually
Anonymous No.723395858
>>723371368
Dead meme
Anonymous No.723395927
>>723395654
what's funny about this if this wasn't a pokemon title it would probably be scolded and flamed by these same people while review bombing it
Anonymous No.723395991 >>723396329
>>723395738
yep, you've entered full blown copium
Anonymous No.723396080 >>723396251 >>723396274
>>723374152
Because unlike Palworld it's not a dead fotm.
Anonymous No.723396128 >>723396329
>>723395738
You say that but the sad truth is that years of buying 2 copies of Pokemon games despite them being so similar has conditioned you to reply to our posts as if they were 1 as well. Maybe one day you can break your corporate conditioning.
Anonymous No.723396251
>>723396080
everything is called fotm on /v/ so it means little
Anonymous No.723396274
>>723396080
Palworld hasn't had any major updates, it's quietly going into 1.0 release in 2026. Now remember that 1 million player count on steam? All those people still own the game. When 1.0 comes out with all the new content, people will get it for free.
The shitposting wars will be insane.
Anonymous No.723396306
>>723378337
Scarlet and Violet
Anonymous No.723396329
>>723395991
>>723396128
maybe one day you'll learn how to read
Anonymous No.723397407
Palshitworld lost
Anonymous No.723398330
>>723371067 (OP)
Femรคle lurkers รคdd me up on dJscord : khaouzurocker
if you're interested in video games, lolis, anime,any artistic and creative activities, and various franchises like Pokรฉmon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, as well as series like RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, monogatari, megaman, rwby, touhou, /m/series and many more
Anonymous No.723398434 >>723399115 >>723399338 >>723406102
>>723377682
True
Anonymous No.723398927 >>723401076
>>723383146
PalWorld should sue them
Anonymous No.723399115
>>723398434
>pic unrelated
Anonymous No.723399202
>>723371237
>Food analogy
Anonymous No.723399338 >>723399417
>>723398434
>>723377682
no one gives a shit about palslop and its knock offs of superior pokemon designs
Anonymous No.723399417 >>723399735 >>723400006 >>723400864
>>723399338
>25 million units sold
>"no one cares"
okay pokeslopper
Anonymous No.723399663 >>723399801
>>723392716
I did, but i pirated it so I could play it early, Really liking it, however, I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO KILL A NIGGER MORE IN MY LIFE
Anonymous No.723399735 >>723401073
>>723399417
25 million free users on gamepass lmao
Anonymous No.723399748 >>723400627
>>723371067 (OP)
>thid will flop
Retard. Also, nobody said it would flop. You were told to post your receipt so we could laugh at you.
Anonymous No.723399801
>>723399663
Is that the city? Fucking cities in my PS2 Spiderman game looked better
Anonymous No.723399824 >>723399908
>>723373708
Receipt. Now.
Anonymous No.723399908 >>723400010
>>723399824
Anonymous No.723399956
>>723373829
Ryujinx, the original Ninja'd build? Why not Ryubing or Eden?

>>723373895
Are you so stupid you think zip files disappear when you open them?
Anonymous No.723400006
>>723399417
the shiny will still be there
Anonymous No.723400010 >>723400045
>>723399908
Thank you. Now we can mock you for it, retard.
Anonymous No.723400045 >>723400093
>>723400010
No you can't, it's GOTY
Anonymous No.723400093
>>723400045
Yes we can. Why do you think it's GOTY?
Anonymous No.723400462 >>723400538 >>723400697 >>723400864 >>723407670
Iโ€™ve given up on this franchise after SV but this looks interesting. Is it worth it?
The first Legends was peak
Anonymous No.723400538 >>723400643
>>723400462
You can just emulate before you buy.
Anonymous No.723400627 >>723400864
>>723399748
youโ€™ve already repeated this cope 30 times itt
Anonymous No.723400643 >>723400864 >>723400995
>>723400538
Okay? Is it still worth playing?
Anonymous No.723400697
>>723400462
Eh...
It's nice that it's different from the other pokemon games, I'm actually attempting to do the post-game content and finish the dex which is more than what I can say about dog water like SV or SwSh and the like, but it's very mediocre.
Anonymous No.723400805 >>723401153
Does anyone know where the DLC is being sold phyiscally?
Anonymous No.723400864
>>723400627
>Mandatory tendie schizo cope
HAHAHAHAHA

>>723400643
>>723400462
>>723399417
Just buy it. Are you stupid?
Anonymous No.723400925 >>723401164
>>723371067 (OP)
Picking up my copy after work but I won't play it until I'm finished making my harem in digimon
Anonymous No.723400995 >>723401063
>>723400643
IMO, yes, combat is different from classic Pokรฉmon, it is cooldown based and in real time, Pokรฉmon can actually hurt your trainer and can even knock you out, the typical is completely different and mons that were dogshit can actually work on Legends, emulate/pirate it see yourself, I personally liked Arceus more but AZ is actually good too
Anonymous No.723401063
>>723400995
>the typical meta
Anonymous No.723401073
>>723399735
That's not a sale, but you're a tendie. Of course you're an idiot.
Anonymous No.723401076 >>723401160
>>723398927
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.723401153 >>723401317
>>723400805
Japan
Worldwide is digital only
Anonymous No.723401160
>>723401076
Anonymous No.723401164
>>723400925
I found a Black Hex Manic, I will post her as soon as I find her again in game
Anonymous No.723401317 >>723402547
>>723401153
Ah, fuck!
Okay. Thank you.
Anonymous No.723401742 >>723403880
>>723376264
Anonymous No.723401821
>>723371067 (OP)
Flop? No, every Pokรฉmon game will sell a gazillion copies regardless of quality. All I say is that it's bad.
Anonymous No.723402243
>>723376397
DS Era Pokรฉmon was so peak
Anonymous No.723402547
>>723401317
Hopefully they do a later full pack release with it physical like they did for Sword/Shield globally
Anonymous No.723402954
>>723371067 (OP)
Nobody said the game will flop, only that it should.
Anonymous No.723403484
>>723371067 (OP)
After Scarlet and Violet i am convinced Pokemon fans will buy any piece of crap GameFreak puts out BUT >>723371336
This statement is wrong only because at least this game seems to work fine unlike their last entry which was falling apart left and right.
Anonymous No.723403663 >>723408267
This whole thread is proof of the seething because ZA is a hit
Anonymous No.723403728
>>723374152
Never found this thing hot, seems like a joke or parody of what you should find atractive on these monsters. Meanwhile the other smaller, more plushie like, antros are way sexier.
Anonymous No.723403880
>nupokefags are shitting on the NDS era while sucking off the shitty new games
How sad.
>>723401742
saving this, kek
Anonymous No.723404053
>>723387068
Based YouTube algorithm
Anonymous No.723404170
>>723371067 (OP)
It's impossible for pokemon to fail, they have reached a status most of game makers can only dream about (Capcom thought they have it but Wilds' failure proved them wrong), ironically GF is SICK of making pokemon.
Anonymous No.723406102
>>723398434
wixen wife...
Anonymous No.723406347 >>723408659 >>723408691 >>723410248
Game Freak could make the absolute shittiest Pokemon game in the entirety of the franchise's history, and it would still sell out in hours. Pokefags have been unironically brainwashed and groomed into buying every single game, no matter what, since they were kids.
Anonymous No.723407670
>>723400462
If you liked X/Y this follows up on multiple threads from that game. Combat is more active with the moves your Pokemon does having cooldowns which despite gripes in this thread is kind of necessary due to the battle royale system meaning you can end up fighting a bunch of Pokemon and as there's a cooldown on restorative items you'd probably run out of PP pretty quick. I'm just glad the outfits don't suck ass because X/Y still was the best with that system in terms of options. It's the best out of the Switch generation titles imo for what that's worth.
Anonymous No.723408267
>>723403663
>because ZA is shit*
Anonymous No.723408363
>>723371067 (OP)
>B-but /v/ told me thid will flop!
literally no one said tthis
everyone said that it's abysmal dogshit but pokefags will eat it up anyways
Anonymous No.723408580 >>723408659 >>723409901
How are Digimon Snoys coping with this?
Anonymous No.723408659
>>723408580
With more posts seething at Nintendo and Pokรฉmon probably.

Case in point right here >>723406347
Anonymous No.723408691
>>723406347
New pokemon game set in India. Versions are โ€˜Pokemon Pooโ€™ and โ€˜Pokemon Looโ€™. Every pokemon is some variant of Muk or Garbodor. As well as new poo and toilet pokemon including a new line based on Skibidi Toilet. Evil team are a bunch of Brits trying to clean up India and encourage sanitary practices. Their leader is, for some reason, Kitboga.
Anonymous No.723409672
glad i have taste and haven't touch this shit since platinum. enjoy your brainmelting future tech
Anonymous No.723409901
>>723408580
switch port 2 soon pokecuck
Anonymous No.723410248
>>723406347
TRVTH NVKE