Thread 723371575

BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE

I'm shocked!

Fake and gay. Bruce Wayne is a stuck-up nepo baby; there is no way he can be the Batman.

>>723371575 (OP)
Obvious ai slop

>>723371575 (OP)
Nice deepfake, faggot.

>>723371575 (OP)
Yeah and Donald Trump is Spider-Man.
Get the fuck out of here.

>>723371575 (OP)
Literally who?

>>723371575 (OP)
Bait or retarded?

>>723371575 (OP)
And I'm wonder woman

Fuck, I had money on him being Superman

>>723372136
Superman is CLARK KENT!!! Nobody fucking believes me

>millionare is actually a superhero
nice fantasy, shlomo

>>723371575 (OP)
THE BATWING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>723372164
Isn't he that reporter for the Bugle? How would a literal nobody be Superman anon?

>>723371575 (OP)
>health insurance CEO gets shot
>I'm supposed to believe just a few months later that CEOs are actually superheroes
Yeah OK pal. Free Luigi btw.

>>723371826
This. In what fucking universe would a billionaire like Wayne risk his life to help people the way Batman does? Especially when it wouldn't make him any money
I can kinda see the resemblance, but it's obviously just a coincidence that they look vaguely similar

>>723372164
Who the fuck is Clark Kent?

>>723371826
This. What's next, these dipshits are going to claim Elon or moot is the big BM?

Is Bruce Wayne someone I'm supposed to know cause I'm in Ohio and I've literally never heard of this dude until now

>>723372317
blud is from ohio :skull: :skull:

>>723371575 (OP)
Not falling for your public stunt brucy

>>723371575 (OP)
I call bs. I remember when Batman helped Bruce Wayne when he was having a schizo meltdown.

>>723371575 (OP)
Batman is a glowie state actor. Bruce wayne is just the shabbo’s goy

>>723371575 (OP)
that's stupid, if batman was bruce wayne then why doesnt he just buy the fucking asylum and make it actually do its job?

>>723372571
Why would you remember something that happened to bruce wayne in a dream?

>>723372772
that was just part of his delusion obviously

Asylum > Knight > City

>>723371575 (OP)
That's obviously AI. Batman has got to be an alien.

LEX LUTHOR 2028

>>723371575 (OP)
Bruce Wayne? Why are you dressed up like Batman?

>>723371575 (OP)
Fake news. Billionaires are all pedos.

>tfw had a fairly vivid dream last night of playing a new batman game that ended an absolutely brutal Bane game over screen
bros I wish I could transpose vidya out of my dreams into real life

Real talk, though. Hypothetically, what would be the most popular suspect for Batman's true identity? I feel like at absolute best, people might suspect that Bruce is secretly funding Batman, but no rational person would actually suspect him of BEING the Batman.

Realistically, the Batman must be someone with an extensive military history. Like a former mercenary or special agent.

>>723374753
>Dick Gayson
why on earth would bruce wayne adopt this orphan?

Explain this, idiots

>>723374634
kek

Oh look,Bruce Wayne internet defense force is here

>>723371575 (OP)
And lex luther is superman

>>723375339
Shut the fuck up. Bruce Wayne is a pillar of this community. He gave my uncle a good job after he got out of prison for henching for Penguin.

Seriously though, what's Wayne REALLY hiding? There's no way he's Batman, but the lack of any real controversies surrounding him's suspicious. Dude's running like a dozen charities, funding five dozen more and there's five free clinics in my district alone with his name on them. There's no way a billionaire could be this clean, something's up.

Was he on the Epstein List?

>>723372262
>to help people the way Batman does?
Yeah, it makes zero sense. If Batman really was Bruce Wayne the genius billionaire, he would use his wealth and connections to positively influence politics and economy, creating positive outcomes on a far greater scale than beating people up in the street. There is no way Bruce Wayne is that dumb.

>>723375561
>Was he on the Epstein List?
Nah, he's a weirdo but I don't see him being an Epstein client. If anything, I think that faggot Oliver Queen WAS a client. Also, President Luthor absolutely was too, especially after trying to say that it didn't actually exist after all.

Bruce Wayne was raped in Arkham City in the frigid gotham winter of 2011. If he was really batman he wouldn't have been raped, ergo Bruce Wayne is not Batman.

>>723375561
No great mystery. The guy is a complete playboy sleaze. Everytime you see him he's stumbling drunk with some bimbo on his arm. He just funds public works with daddy's money to assuage his guilt.

>>723375561
rumor is that he runs an orphanage out of his bedroom

>>723375539
I feel like being a henchmen to Penguin is the best henchmen job. Booze, ladies, good financial stability(by villain standard) and lots of crooked cops on his payroll

oh so thats why batman wont help release the files. hes one of "them"

>>723371575 (OP)
fake news shill
kys

>>723375791
KWAB

>>723375968
Why is superman such a dick? Isn't he supposed to be le boy scout?

>>723374634
I think the guy playing his kid was the first time I ever heard a Walken impression

>>723375924
I hear half the job is taking care of penguins though, so apparently goons with experience taking care of animals get preference. Which is apparently more common than you'd think. A weird number of supercriminals are either animal-themed or just have exotic animals as pets. I hear the Joker has pet hyenas.

>>723372164
>google clark kent
>he's just some random journalist at the daily bugle
By far the most retarded theory i've read. If you had superpowers, would you really choose to be a fucking wagie? Yeah im invincible and basically a god, I think ill go work at an office all day. Superman is probably rich as fuck and hides everything under shell companies and fake names. It would not surprise me if he lives in luxury in between doing superhero shit.

>>723376045
>daily bugle
im retarded. going to commit sudoku now

>>723375561
I bet ya he's in league with those Joker and Penguin fellas to cause chaos so he looks good when he comes down to help, or maybe even get some insurance money. Ever wonder why Catwoman always tries to steal from him and it always ends up with buildings and shit getting blown up?

>>723371575 (OP)
big if real

>>723372164
Is this your idea of a joke? I've met that nerd once, he wears glasses. Why the fuck would a Superman wear glasses? He also has the poorest perfomance of all the other journalists, because apparently he's always late or absent. You think Superman would fail at his job? Give me a break.

>>723372164
literally who

>>723375561
Easy. He's gay. Why do you think he keeps cycling through hot young acrobatic "wards"?

CANT WE JUST HAVE A NEW BAMHAM FFS
OR BATMAN BEYOND OR SUMFIN PLEASE

you guys are idiots, bruce wayne and his entire company are too retarded and full of shit to care for this city or its people
god I hope someone kicks them out of gotham

- Sent from my Waynephone

>>723372164
like the other anons said the idea of the Most Powerful Guy On The Planet being SOME FUCKING JOURNALIST is retarded. their faces LOOK SOMEWHAT ALIKE and thats it. subtly different skin tone, voice, HEIGHT AND PHYSICAL BUILD. youd probably shit yourself if a party clown walked out of an alley with a knife

>>723376503
>waynetoddlers

>>723376479
>Batman Arkham Shadow
OH FUCK YES FINALLY
>is a metaquest 3 VR exclusive game
I will not ever forget the disappointment of those words.

>>723371575 (OP)
But what about this?

>>723376045
Superman is a fucking ayylmao; why would he bother LARPing as a regular ass human at all, wagie or otherwise? Dude probably just lives innawoods or some shit when he's not busy flying around saving people

Why doesn't Bruce just buy out every single Vacant Warehouse, Closed Down Factory, Abandoned Amusement Park, Old Overgrown Garden, etc for pennies and bulldoze it all? Leave zero thematic hideouts left to inhabit.

>>723376708
There's no way he isn't on a goblerment payroll.

>>723376651
That's a big guy.

>>723375047
>explain something you saw in a dream and made AI create

>>723376724
Guess who really owns them and rents them out to those "villains"?

>>723371575 (OP)
Bait used to be believable

>>723376787
4u

>>723376724
>Why doesn't Bruce just buy out every single Vacant Warehouse, Closed Down Factory, Abandoned Amusement Park, Old Overgrown Garden, etc for pennies and bulldoze it all?
You'd be amazed at how many of these places sit in ownership limbo with no documents as to when and who built them alongside who actually owns the place. In some cases government seizes the property but then it sits and rots until some official finally decides to authorize an auction to sell it.

hashtag i stand with bruce wayne

>>723376479
that lego one that's coming has bamham combat

@Croc is this real??

>>723376916
hastag eatTheRich

>>723376916
stand at the conveyor belt in his factory LMAO

>>723377043
cool it with the antibatmanic remarks

>>723371575 (OP)
That retarded trust fund guy? There's no way, that's crazy talk.

>>723372164
Like the guy who says truth, justice and the American way would be some reporter.

>>723375968
What board does Superman post on?

>>723376975
That shit is going to suck

>>723377112
Main Universe? /out/
Injustice? /pol/ and /x/

>>723377115
Legos shouldn't talk, I'll die on that hill.

>>723376045
>Superman is probably rich as fuck and hides everything under shell companies and fake names
like bruce wayne?

>>723377162
Powerful

>>723377087
You know I'm right
With all the money he's got why isn't he helping Gotham? All his charity stuff is just for show and for tax breaks.

>>723377263
So Bruce Wayne is probably Superman and not Batman, right? I mean, that would probably make sense if Bruce lived in Metropolis, but he's all the way in Gotham. I know supes can pop over instantly, but I don't see the point in him protecting Metropolis when Gotham is way worse. So Bruce can't be Superman either.

Everyone in this thread is just Bruce Wayne spreading Fake News

>>723374857
They would think he is a federal agent

If you can get it, the most comfy henchman jobs are for the C-listers. You have more responsibilities, but you're closer to a number 2 than a faceless henchman. Good for resume building. Forget the Joker or Penguin. Go for the Ventriloquist or Clock King.

>>723376637
>Batman Arkham Shadow
I'm playing it right now. Fuck it's actually really good and seeing Harley up close made me feel such an animalistic urge to rape, you have no idea.

>>723377397
Or just get an actual job

>>723377397
Yeah, one issue, Batman tends to put henchmen in hospitals, and not in the nice way he does with the boss either. I heard this one guy was put in a coma, you think I wanna risk that?

>>723377397
is harley worth working for? i heard rumors but, idk i might do it

>>723377407
I really want to play it since I also heard it's good but I'm not buying a vr headset just for batman. I could just watch it on youtube but I'd really rather not.

>>723374634
This scene is fucking great

>>723377512
the odds of the bat actually showing up to a gig are low, he's one guy

>>723377515
That's just the same as working for joker

>>723377554
Low, but never zero.

>>723377554
He has a bat family

>>723377567
yeah but harley's hot

>>723377612
she fucks dogs and the joker too while we're at it

>>723375561
His criminal career as underworld kingpin "Matches Malone".

>>723377593
Yeah, but Batgirl and Robin aren't liable to give you brain damage, though Nightwing might just shoot you which is worse than Batman.

>>723377593
wtf vin diesel is batman??

>>723377612
>harley bends over
>get a stiffy
>joker walks in, sees your boner, kills you

>>723372164
>CLARK KENT
Quit spamming this faggot. You're never gonna make him a lolcow.

Bro look at this dude look at the top of his head lmao

>>723377657
Would Joker honestly really care if other people or his henchmen fucks Harley

>>723377586
Just don't get involved with anything high profile and you're good

>>723377657
Harley would kill you no? Would Joker even notice?

Penguin or the OG Mafia is probably the most secure bet.
Two face will randomly flip a coin and just fucking kill you if you get tails
Joker will randomly kill you for shits and giggles
Ivy will replace your gray matter with goon matter through plant hormones
Scarecrow will probably use you as a test dummy

>>723375561
Wayne Enterprises has a lot of contracts from the defense department, they're probably cleaning up the worst stuff.

>>723372164
>Literally who

>>723377756
>>723377657
Doesn't harley fuck her goons? At least from what I've heard

I'm getting a flu shot tomorrow. Hopefully it doesn't do anything weird to my sperm.

>>723377741
He'd make two jokes at your expense and then shoot your leg.
Does he actually care? No, but there's some good comedic timing to be had.

>>723377817
Yeah, but she's Joker adjacent, would you really roll those dice?

JIMMY OLSEN IS A PREDATOR HE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED MY GIRLFRIEND

>>723377731
you'd think that billionaires like lex Luther and jeff bezos would get hair plugs like musk

>>723375561
Some people are just happy banging super models and skiing on the alps all day.

who the fuck is that
in here we got owlman, not some loony thinking he's a bat

>Gooning it up
>Instead of just being a dirty cop

Trust me we got it made in Gotham.

>>723377762
>Work for Riddler
>He tells you to go grocery shopping for him
>Hands you a list of riddles on what he wants you to buy like it's Supermarket Sweep
Would this really be that bad?

>>723371575 (OP)
Take the politics back to pol, OP.
This is a vidya game board

>>723377852
He probably mistook your girlfriend for his 113 kg gorilla wife

>>723377925
That guy is bad news. You don't solve his riddles you get shot. You solve his riddles, you also get shot.

>>723377920
The commissioner isn't gonna be happy to hear about this.

>>723372164
I had to google this. It's literally some retarded incel looking dude. He has glasses and everything. Superman is like twice his size, retard.

>>723376045
Superman is a fucking AYYLIEM he probably lives in a UFO out of our atmosphere. Wait - don't the Justice League have a satelite station in orbit? He's probably living up there.

God I love Orca
How do I approach her without getting mugged or killed

>>723377920
>be dirty cop
>show up to a drug exchange
>batman shows up
>beaten up, jailed
>killed in jail because you're still a pig even if a dirty pig
Uh oh spaghetti-o

>>723376651
They expect one of us the the wreckage, brother.

post yfw "ITS DA FRICKIN BAT!"

is batman even real lmao?
like, niggas are afraid of him but i've literally never seen him while working nights

>>723378056
"Actually I was just undercover, hurray for Batman"

Not that it'd work, psycho vigilanties like the bat probably gets off on breaking bones.

>>723377963
Based Jimmy getting that gorilla cooter

Help bros I'm so nervous and don't know what to say...

>>723378113
It's probably one of the Joker's tulpas

>>723378113
Jaywalk on a random tuesday night. See what happens.

>>723378113
What reason would the cops and bad guys make up Batman?

>>723371575 (OP)
The Batman mystery works when its just a weirdo in a nylon suit with weird gadget.
It doesnt work when he is driving around in a tank and flying around the place with a 10th generation jet fighter.

>>723378163
Superman used to be such a dick.

>>723377357
That is the face of a truly dedicated shitposter.

>>723378273
I did that once and when I came home someone had taken a steaming shit on my porch

>>723378283
paid psyop because the dipshits cant handle the crime themselves so they create a boogeyman in hopes to deter people

God that last Riddler heist was so fucking lame. Do you think he started using AI to come up with riddles?

>>723377852
Jimmy Olsen got what he deserved

>>723378198
Tell her you love her and then threaten to kill her. That'll make her go crazy for you.

Hey guys, this is my waifu.

>>723378357
If that's true it's just making shit worse

>>723371575 (OP)
I call bullshit. This is just a publicity stunt after all the shit Wayne's pulled, he's probably hiding the fact he's on the Epstein List, wouldn't surprise me with all the vids of him coked up to hell that's been leaked.

>>723372164
there's public audio recording of superman being called Kal-L
he's some alien dude, people thinking he has a human name is retarded

>>723371575 (OP)
Some time ago I saw Bruce Wayne break some handcuffs and kick the shit out of like 8 people at once, I never would've made the connection.

>they actually think Batman is real and not a government psyop to test out supercriminals
>literally no one has ever met or seen him
>hurr muh dad works at the GCPD

ok fag

>>723378357
What-if Joker, Riddler, Penguin are all government plants. All the hostages,victims paid actors. Ever notice how the clown always pays his taxes on time. What self-respecting criminal willingly hands over money to the feds.

>>723372164
Is this you?

>>723378461
Tell her her S is showing

>>723378508
he's real he beat up my uncle once

>>723378506
Kek

>>723378476
>It's over Cobblepot, for I have depicted myself as a dancing gigachad and you as the angry manlet

>>723378526
wtf i hate this guy

>>723378476
>NOOOOOO MR. WAYNE YOU CANT JUST STYLE ON NIGGAS ONLY BATMAN HAS DEFEATED ME WITH THE BAT-TWERK

What the fuck is Cobblepot's problem?

>>723371575 (OP)
Why is he like this?

>>723378476
bruce wayne and his simps give me the ick

Careful fellas. The Bat's out tonight.

Why doesn't the Batman just have Bane deported?

>>723378849
because he has us citizenship passport, you racist fuck

>>723378849
The fuck is ice gonna do against fucking BANE? LARP him to death?

>>723375718
Plot device to explain all the cool shit he owns. I like him, but Rorshach is canonically a better "batman" than Wayne.

>>723378849
he is us citizen
fuck, he even voted for Lex

>>723378939
>originaly supposed to be Question
DC did not allow it

>>723378939
This is probably one of the greatest posts of the decade.

>>723378743
Deep down he knows Gotham would be boring without him around. Who's gonna replace him? Riddler? Fuck outta here.

>>723378743
Because the writers fucking suck.

>>723378849
Ra’s Al Ghul should be deported to Saudi Arabia

>>723372061
I'll be your paypig in exchange for feet pics and occasional erotic aspyxiation with that truth rope of yours

>>723372061
Post armpit. NOW.

>>723377532
All I can see is him perplexed by the fast food ordering process

>>723379015
Riddler would OBVIOUSLY be a better match for Batman. A clown is just that, a JOKE. No one else has ever been a finer opponent to the Bat! Only Edward Nygma, The Riddler has clashed wits with him!!

>>723379281
The thought of Riddler falling for every shitpost and bait in the thread has me dying.

So you telling me this child covered in green paint is some kind of level 10 threat?
Fuck, it's so obvious that it's all a fucking show orchestrated by CIA

There's rumors of a Wonder Woman video filmed by Cheetah going around. Anyone know wtf that's about?

>>723372164
>Clark Kent
I once saw this guy interview a friend of mine cause his dog won a competition at the local dog park. He tripped over a rock and then fell. He got up wondering what he fell in, touched the substance and saw it was dog shit.
Then he nervously wiped it on his pant leg, accidentally smeared it on his glasses when he went to fidget with them and said sorry I can't go through with this interview, guess I'm a real party pooper. Everyone started laughing as he ran away to his car

Guys, stay the hell away from Harley. She's completely lost it after the Joker started dating that Pokémon. Cuts balls off and everything.

>>723376034
I feel like if Superman did have a social account, it'd get hacked almost hourly by both super villains and random dickheads

>>723379365
It's cause she knows all the names on the Wilson list. Entire government, criminal underworld and Hollywood can be taken down by her if she starts naming people.

>>723379514
you can't stop me from trying to date her! have you seen that ass?!

>>723379560
She's jewish...

What happened on the last Zatanna's show?

>>723379012
>picrel
kek. also, thanks for the dopamine injection, anon. I'll screenshot and stick it on my wall. made me want to get out of bed

>>723377741
on the upside he probably wouldn't but on the downside he'd probably kill you randomly anyway
the fact that goons still sign up to him means that somehow everyone else is way worse

This thread is not about video games.
This thread is not entertaining.
This thread is not clever.
This thread is shit.

You have failed me.

Wait. Who the fuck is dunnahier

bruce faking his death and then sprouting back up as a more hardcore batman who uses fear toxin is so sick. too bad we get 2 seconds of it and then the series ended.

>>723379642
At first I thought that was a giant mound of pubic hair

>>723379662
Thing about the Joker is that he'll take ANYONE. Fat? Joker. Retard? Joker. Like if you have two braincells and working arms you get promoted to lackey in an instant.

if I had super powers I don't think I would be nice about it

>>723379691
Friend of Ike Hill

>>723379640
>jewish
>was a psychiatrist
should've known

>>723379825
Thought that glare was a futa cock for a sec and now I'm sad.

>>723379746
this should be a plot point in the games and comics where jokers gang just has alot more retards than the others. I want to see that bank robbery scene from The Dark Knight but with a bunch of fat guys with down syndrome.

>>723380004
>Payday
>with joker goons
>but each character has a negative flaw, like being really slow, can't read or remember the objective, or their aim is way off

>>723377026
lol

>>723372164
>journalist
>actually saving people and being a good person
lol
everyone point and laugh at this retard

>>723372061
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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I'm so fucking sick and tired of being this site's laughing stock. LOOK AT THIS.

>>723371575 (OP)
Why does he literally name everything after his parents? Every charity, every ball, everything is about his parents. Sounds like he has unresolved issues.

>hur dur Bruce Wayne is batman me so funny look at my thread
What's next, you're going to tell me Spiderman is actually the reporter who takes his photos? Fuck off with this conspiracy garbage

>>723380882
Funny how it's always journalists reporting on crime. Never a garbage man or a mail man, it's always journalists who show up to crime scenes.

>>723380882
I like Spiderman. He's cracks jokes and webs you up. The bat just scowls and breaks your arms.

>>723380791
wow he looks good with glasses what does this have to do with anything though

>>723380791
meds. now.

>>723380791
Mr. Kent LITERALLY interviewed superman
you seriously need to stop harassing the poor guy

Still have no fucking idea what the tards left at Rocksteady after the leads left were thinking with Suicide Squad.

>>723380791
They want me to believe these are the same guy

Apparently someone raped the Joker. Might be some schizo internet theory, but it seems possible seeing how the Joker has been seen for a few months.

>>723381494
What I want to know is what happened to that fucking Shadows of War WB studio and the cancelled Wonder Woman game. Just make something, you assholes, I like your games.

i raped the joker

>>723381597
>Get recruited into the Joker's squad
>Get taken into the circus tent to meet with the big man himself
>Walls plastered with that clown meme
>"Are you here to join my GOONSQUAD?"
>Laughs for 5 minutes straight

He's def. a /v/tard

>>723372164
The ultimate chad is not a fucking reporter with specs

>>723381597
leaked footage

>>723381636
interesting, do you have proof? like pictures maybe?

>>723381783
Why did he do it?

>>723381783
He's clearly lying because the Joker is still at large. Or maybe it's gotta be the bat who does it?

>>723381614
Nothing worth showing to the public since 2018 is not a good sign.
Outside of the Wonder woman announcement there was hardly even a peep, even the marketing "rumors" were so vague they meant nothing.
As for why they canned the studio instead of pivoting them off into something else though who the fuck knows.

>>723377641
>buys batsignal for gcpd as wayne
>burns it as malone
genius
you're the most retarded fucking nigger in itt thread

What if Elon Musk is the Batman?

>burly, rich grifter who pretends to work and pretended to be a scientist
>has access to level 10 PEDs
>global reach
>""""starlink"""" crime monitoring and other suspicious tech projects
>somehow has government and police backing

>>723381825
i hear there's actually 3 jokers
you gotta rape all 3 of them at once

Why was everyone in Arkham Asylum so jacked?

>>723381928
too fat.

>>723381928
Plus he claims to be good at vidya while actually sucking at it. Was he just trying to form an alibi? "Yeah I played WOW all night, not out stopping crime."

>>723381750
Mike could be funny sometimes, but this was a complete miss. He was just annoying here.

>>723381950
you gotta be large to survive in Gotham

>>723371575 (OP)
YOOOOOO WTF

>>723381957
*posts a pic of overencumbered equip load on elden ring (unviable strategy)*

Then there was the jetpack? Does anyone actually have proof this has ever sat down at a desk and worked?

Lol Oswald Cobblepot seething hard ITT

>>723382092
Penguin has to be top tier villain to work for right? It's basically the mob but he has a club

Is this a Catwoman or Poison Ivy board?

>>723376651
who is this? some kind of masked mercenary?

I actually met Harvey Dent before he went bonkers. It's a shame I lost the picture I took with him.

>>723381950
You have to be to tard wrangle the freaks they got locked up there.

>>723382207
fake news, he was always schizo
i saw him flipping coins at a charity gala well before his face got damaged

>>723382154
60s Batgirl board

Why would a guy who has a shitzillion dollars and can do whatever he wants spend time getting pounded by super criminals. It doesn't make sense. I could MAYBE believe he was funding some other guy to do it, but no way he'd be dumb enough to do it himself.

>>723382152
He's always hiring goons because you get whacked once you know too much. But he can't get me, I'm ano

Not sure if anyone can confirm but did they...?

Hire fans lol
https://youtu.be/kHi5qtM19Dw?si=zsJqIJNunPrGNvHa
https://youtu.be/rJW44wLz4Pk?si=X5_OFwxaJqozLi5H

>>723382404
You hear the shit Batman supposedly does every fucking night? Batman definitely is a meta human

I think Matches Malone is also Bruce Wayne...

>>723377554
>hurr durr the batman is one guy
lol
lmao

"the batman" (or batmen more accurately) is a media psyop. It's actually a shadowy secret police unit authorized because gotham is such a corrupt shithole that conventional policing doesn't work

what rich guy is actually going to give up a life of luxury to go chase the penguin and get his face cut off by the mob?

>>723382706
>bruce wayne is not only batman but he was ALSO the Rat King
Okay meds now

reddit thread

>>723381950
They were putting Venom in the water turning the freaking convicts jacked

>>723382749
You telling me Gotham is funding a bat force?

bruce wayne is reddit
batman is 4chan

I think Bruce Wayne's son might be Robin

>>723382978
So to wipe your mind, you can either get Green Lantern to use his ring or Superman to kiss you?

>>723383093
i know which one i'd pick

>>723372164
Anon, Superman is a fucking alien from space. Why would he need a secret identity?

>>723382809
Not Gotham, tax dollars. If they just wore tactical vests, people would realize it was the government, start asking for accountability and looking into the so called "criminals". Whereas the city can just pin it on vigilante action with this "le spooky batman" nonsense

Gotham has a crime rate equal to or worse than Detroit, this is just a trial run. If the -supposedly- single "bat man" can allegedly make a difference in a city with over 2000 violent crimes alone a year, then don't be surprised if you start seeing "copy cats" in other cities

>>723380791
You're becoming hysterical anon.

>>723383139
Yeah, a kiss from a demigod is not an opportunity that comes up every day

>>723383262
Wanted for tax fraud in 5 solar systems

>>723371575 (OP)
The coddled rich baby that goes through a car every day? Yeah right, next you'll tell me superman is actually a farm boy or some shit, gtfo fag

>>723383356
You think Luthor is always trying to find out Superman's identity cause he wants a kiss?

>>723383356
Faggot

>>723376452
Easy, when he was a child he wanted to become a gymnast but the murder of his parents stopped that from happening. He wants to live out his dream vicariously through his adopted kids

>>723377762
Joker pays his goons the most. Just don't stand near him when he's in the mood for some jokes.

>>723383381
Is there some kind of solar system tax I'm supposed to be paying?

>>723376749
He eats sunlight what would he need money for

>>723383070
Robin Hood?

>>723383448
Best part is, nobody fucks with the Joker. Other gangs just fucking run at the sight of you.

>>723372164
No he fucking isn't. Yeah sure, they have the same build, height, face, and voice, but that doesn't mean anything.

Ok but really though, why does Batman always use shit made by Wayne Enterprise?

>>723383529
Isn't that some other guy roleplaying as Robin Hood? You know, green outfit, bow and arrow, can't remember his name though.

>>723377741
He might crack jokes about it, or roast your balls & wiener and make you eat them. You never know.

>>723383620
I mean... Wouldn't you? That company has really bad security, they get stolen from all the time. Really puts into perspective that even Batman is a criminal.

>>723378849
Bane's an American citizen. Where would he even deport Bane to? Santa Prisca is an Unincorporated Territory

i would simply shoot the batman

>>723383747
Before or after throwing him out and airplane?

>>723383747
And risk whatever the Joker will do to you for shooting him? No fucking way.

>>723381950
Skinny niggas don't live long in Gotham

>>723377741
She is his property so yeah he'd mind.

>>723383620
Everybody. I just bought a Wayne tech washer and dryer

>>723383620
I've got a Waynetech smart fridge. I guess I'm Batman then.

"Batman" is just some glownigger asset godroided out of his mind, it's just alphabet agencies wanting their leashed assets to take the jobs of honest local boys in blue for better control and surveillance. The furry freak is probably grown in a tube somewhere or a robot ready to be deployed in other cities too.
Now I would not be surprised if Wayne was in on it. As if billionaires would do something good don't make me laugh.

Attention anons of /v/! I, Lex Luthor, have a important announcement to make!

*SIIIIIP*

TOTAL ALIEN DEATH

That is all.

>>723383747
And? You can't kill the batman, he has a strict no-kill policy.

>>723377762
>Ivy will replace your gray matter with goon matter through plant hormones
Doesn't sound so bad.

>>723383620
Next you'll tell me he uses Amazon too?

>>723383902
And you decided to pick the one alien you absolutely cannot ever kill? Why not go after the aliens that aren't protecting us first?

>>723383902
you're BALD

>>723383902
Justice for the falaffel guy!

>>723383783
Why would he shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane? Is he stupid?

>>723378740
I mean, how would you feel if your name was Oswald Cobblepot?

>>723384089
I feel like I would just get my name legally changed instead of becoming a villain

>>723383982
Stupid fuck! Superman is responsible for millions of collateral damage which also includes the death of civilians! How the hell are you gonna let this slide?!

>>723381928
nobody is fighting crime though

>>723384219
I really don't care about Lexcorp's losses, which you incur on yourself because you won't stop provoking the Man of Fucking Steel of all guys.

>>723384089
ELS here, is there any meaning behind the name?

>>723382464
yes

>>723377357
Has anyone edgy really tried to explore a story where a vigilante gets their identity exposed without going
>well he died immediately or disappeared or used a mind wipe spell on the entire world or the one who uncovered his identity forgot or got brain damage or whatever
Like batman specifically would have such a massive list of enemies there's no way that shit wouldn't end horrifically for everyone even remotely adjacent to bruce wayne

>>723384386
It's just a silly made up surname, like Rich Goldman or something.

>>723384538
That kind of thing is specifically why batman fakes his death almost immediately after he's exposed. in pretty much every story.
Can't tell you which ones do it on a major scale tho. There's plenty of one person finds out and so the threat is singular and personal but that's not really what you're asking.

>>723384290
Eat shit and die, bootlicker. Earth is for HUMANS and HUMANS alone. Superman is a time-ticking bomb who will soon turn into a dictator and I alone, with my intellect, can save those who are true human believers?

>>723380882
yeah? everyone knows spiderman is eddie brock, just look at him

>>723384834
Why is that last part a question you crazy fuck, lmao

>>723384697
Doesn't have to be batman specifically. I just find it weird a Millar or an Ennis never decided to explore the idea of his batman expy getting uncovered and him/his associates ending up super mega ultra tortured/killed/raped by all the criminals with a grudge against him

>>723384868
It's John Jameson. Why else would he be so obssessed with Spidey? The guy probably has split personality syndrom or something.

>>723380882
Who the hell is Spiderman?

>>723379012
also,
>character based off a test of personal interpretation
>author surprised and upset that people have different interpretations of his moral fiber

>>723384538
there was that period where spider-man retardedly exposed his own identity (man let's not even get started on Civil War on the whole) and aunt may fucking died because of it

>>723385050
Some Black Spider ripoff.

>>723385114
I just love the hustle and bustle of the big city

>>723385231
>aunt may fucking died because of it
Well did she or did she not?

>>723380791
>look i added glasses to superman, he looks like.. a guy!!
look guys, bruce wayne is actually superman!!
stop huffing scarecrows gas, skitzo

Fun fact, I whupped Batman's ass once.
>Batman got on my nerves
>He was running me amok
>He ridiculed me, calling me a bum

>>723385398
>bruce wayne is actually superman!!
this one is true tho why do you think lexy is always seething about him

>>723372061
whore

>>723384538
Tons of heroes have known identities. Iron Man, Captain America, the F4, Dr. Strange, Wonder Woman, all the human Green Lanterns.

>>723372061
POST ROPE OR GTFO

>>723385398
wtf clark kent is batman???

>>723376624
kek

>>723385114
>imagine living in gotham
I don't have to imagine.
Due to the crime rates & how shit everything is, I actually just spent $30k to buy my first home in Gotham.

>>723381910
>Gets a huge payout because the batsignal was insured
It's so fucking obvious now. I can't believe he hasn't done it more often.

you guys are so fuckin obsessed with batman and superman, why doesn't anybody care about my homie the flash?

>>723385704
Who the hell could The Flash even be? We've got no leads, nothing.

>>723385704
i have no idea who that is

>>723385704
saw the nigga slip on ice once
funniest shit i've ever seen

>>723385704
I found these on the dark web recently, from a site that's reliably leaked other heroes' identities.

For once, the challenge wasn't getting a photo, but that we have no idea who this is.

>>723385704
He a fast nigga, so must be Usain Bolt

>>723385887
anon that's a fucking cartoon

>>723385994
The Flash's molecules just move so quickly that light doesn't have time to fully bounce off of him, making him appear to be flat like a cartoon.

>>723372164
>CLARK KENT!!!
Literally who?

>hurr hurr Sorry Metropolis, I couldn't take murderers off the streets today because I was too busy editing a piece about Sydney Sweeney's tits

I would actually be angry if KentSchizo was right about Superman larping as a normie

>>723386126
Some yokel journalist from Metropolis. Anons think that it's weird for a reporter to be jacked even though he grew up on like a farm or some shit.

>>723386159
Yeah, if he's not cleaning up the streets, he's probably off fighting aliens in space or something, not something retarded like holding down a minimum wage job.

>>723381950
LARGE AND IN CHARGE

>>723377209
Based and agreed

>>723386159
>is actually Superman in disguise
>only pretends to be a journalist to hear about disasters and squeeze other writers out of the byline
He'd be a sick man if this was the case.

>>723383476
Would you not need money if you didn't have to worry about food?

>>723385704
LOL who the fuck would goon for Captain Cold? Or Captain Boomerang? You wanna take on the Flash that's between him and you, dude. Besdies, that reverse Flash guy seems like trouble.

>>723385887
Flash is a... dude. Woah.

>>723386490
Lel as soon as he got a phone and made an instagram he'd have celebrity bitches competing to house him

>>723379281
Nigma balls lmao

>>723372164
I bugged Clark Kents desk and managed to capture this audio https://voca.ro/18uF37qsz5Da

i thought batman was a black guy

I wish I was superhero with an amazing power and funny name. Like I would be The Beater and I would beat all villains to the beat of cool music.
I tried listening to rap for 24 hours on repeat on max volume to do that, but that only hurt my hearing instead of giving me powers
Anyone knows how to get powers, like did Batman and Superman enlist to some superpower giving government program? Radiation? Bat bites? Meditation? Human sacrifices? I will do anything

>>723386793
Batman has no superpowers, and Superman was born with them. Good luck man.

>>723386750
No, you're thinking of GATman.

>John Jones
What the fuck kinda name is that even? Do amerimutts really?
Willing to believe he's an alien based on that alone.

>>723386701
kek which ai did you use for this

>>723371575 (OP)
You can’t just put Bruce Wayne in a Batman costume and say he is Batman. The guy’s a billionaire CEO, there’s no way he’s out on the ground every night fighting armed criminals and maniacs. The guy likes to play philanthropist though, and Batman clearly uses a lot of expensive tech, so maybe Bruce Wayne is funding Batman.

>>723386853
>Batman has no superpowers
Have you seen half the shit he does, no way he is normal bloke like you and me

>Superman was born with them
Any source on this? I've never heard anything about kid Superman. I think he just got powers and appeared one day out of blue

>>723387098
Batman relies on prep time and technology and puts a lot of points into Luck stat.
As for Superman - read his autobiography, it's all explained there.

>>723385704
Chicks aren't into the flash dude

>>723386793
If I was a superhero, I'd love to give myself a purposely misleading name and outfit to trick villains into preparing countermeasures for superpowers I don't have.
>muahahaha, I've got you dead to rights, Admiral Lazerblast!
>for you see, I've covered my body in special mirrors that render lasers completely useless, and
>wait why are you turning into stone and growing twice your size

>>723371575 (OP)
Played this for the first time this summer, loved non-lethally shooting mooks with the Batmobile.

>>723386793
Batman consumed experimental batserum which gave him echolocation, strength and made him weak to sun. That's why he goes out at night and is so sneaky despite being huge.
Man-bat is a failed experiment when they tried to replicate batserum. Same goes for Killer Croc, Orca and others animal freaks, all failed copycats.

>>723387405
are you saying you're batman?

>>723371575 (OP)
lol that's fucking retarded. you're telling me the guy who got a video of him leaked dancing like a drunk retard in the club is batman?

>>723371826
i'll be the first to say it. the waynes deserved to die
>>723375561
you guys remember when bruce wayne adopted that kid whose parents died in a circus accident? what happened to him? this dude is adopting even more randoms off the street and that guy disappeared too. why aren't the cops investigating this shit diddy epstein island shit

>>723386701
fakest AI shit i ever heard

>>723371575 (OP)
it's fake you conspiracy theorist retard
>UMM YEAH THIS RICH SPOILED BRAT IS BATMAN
lmao imagine believing this shit
obviously a distraction

>>723387665
the circus kid grew up and moved to bludhaven, stop slandering bruce wayne

>>723387838
stop simping for this guy. i get gothamites have to glaze the only relevant thing that came from their city but come on

>>723386701
are you autistic? that's obviously a joke

>>723371575 (OP)
>batwayne schizo was right
Apologise

>>723387970
lel you really think anon somehow broke into the planet and "bugged" it. Unless kent schizo is actually just a seething planet employee, I'm not sure which would be funnier

I HATE BATMAN

threads over, here comes the flood of twitterniggers

>>723371575 (OP)
Fake news.

>>723389762
It ain't that bad. The site's UI turns off most normies

>>723386701
You are a sick man Kent

>>723385050
A menace

>>723386701
AAAIIEEEE, STOP THE PRESSES

>>723389905
in what realm, the only thing that filters people from twitter out has been the captcha, aside from that the generic inline extension is practically just twitter

>>723371575 (OP)
>>723372164
Dumbest shit I've ever heard.

>>723371575 (OP)
I always imagine what a fight between FBI and batman would look like ? batman vs a team of profiler, HRT and federal agent, I think it would take them 2 days before figuring out who batman is

>>723391414
Why did nobody simply trail batman in his car back to his cave?

>>723382789
What if the rat king was actually Dent? He went crazy right around the same time. Maybe he was always crazy and decided to just drop the act after he got his face fucked up. If the rat king was someone else, wouldn't he have come back at some point?

>>723387000
>AI
It's an actual episode of Superman TAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Z40-FcjnM

>>723372164
Yeah, and next you gonna say is that he is fucking Lois Lane, lmao

>>723371575 (OP)

manwhore

>>723392920
see now, that one I can believe. clark may not be, you know, fucking SUPERMAN but he's still a brick shithouse country boy that i'm sure any city girl would get wet at first sight over

>>723389762
nobody from these actually go into the thread proper. They just glaze it when it's encased on a frame because it's from "4chan" to gas it up with some mystique even if it's a mid as fuck pornbait thread saying template shit like "Well /v/?"

>>723372164
>the bellboy cuck of the slut of metropolis is FUCKING superman
Lmao sure

>>723393087
Shut up, Clark, you can't fool anyone, we know you are shitposting here
YWNBSM

>>723374857
Alfred. He has the skill, the motive and the backing

>>723381370
You act like Superman doesn't know a shapeshifter or two.
How do we know that wasn't Martian Manhunter pretending to be Clark Kent?

>>723392812
this is a roleplay thread retard

>>723394747
roleplay these nuts around ya gums nerd

>>723394793
I would rather kick em with my boot you fucking faggot

>>723372164
So, lookalikes being the same person makes sense for something like a crisis acting false flag, pic rel, but a news anchor like this Clark dude doesn't fit in with super hero business. Those people are slaves to their network, how can they do all that flying shit and still sit down to work?

The commissioner is banging Batgirl for sure. There's always an inside guy.

>>723395625
could he be batman?

You guys ever notice Batman gets a new Robin every couple of years once they start to get older? How come we never hear from the older Robins again? Not accusing Batman of anything... it's just a bit suspect if you ask me.

>>723396127
I heard the bat bites their heads off when they get too big. Like they do in nature ya know.

That was ozzy osbourne not nature

Ozzys the bat?!

>>723384538
Not a DC or Marvel story but there was an EDGY one where the stand-in for Superman's identity gets revealed and he goes berserker.

>>723371575 (OP)
Dave...I have to go now.

BATMAN IS DRACULA
think about it: is only active during night, superhuman strength, almost invincible, all his victims are unconscious (probably due to blood loss)

Guys! I just thought of something!
Everyone is trying to do that Batman = Bruce Wayne crap, but what if Batman IS a billionaire... but it's Lex Luthor!
Think about it, Lex and Superman fight each other a lot, but Batman fights Superman sometimes too. Put two and two together you idiots!

penguin denied my henchman application guys

>>723372164
I just looked up Clark Kent. You're seriously pushing that human shitpost as the fucking Man of Steel? Superman doesn't even wear glasses, retard.

>>723400773
Have you tried The Joker? Guy has a screw loose but I hear he gives so few shits you can get away with half assing most jobs as long as he's not on site.

>>723394249
Martian Manhunter is way to autistic to act.

>>723376163
thank you for noticing

I wanna rim Wonder Woman

>>723385497
How was Wesley Willis so fucking based?

>>723371575 (OP)
>>723372571
whats going on in this thread

>>723408587
vee proven wrong once again