Thread 723377294

Who wants to play video games?

>>723377294 (OP)
I hate being poor

>>723377294 (OP)
me on my way to play quake champions

That kind of gratte-ciel make me want to break the window and fly away. I hate cities.
>G0YMRS

Me in 7th grade running home to play asterix and obelix xxl

>>723377791
Skyscrapers*

>>723377481
This, it should be a 2D RPGmaker rapey Hentai game to be accurate

This is me and my son every evening when I return from work running to the living room TV together to play fable in co-op.

Me rushing home from work just to end up scrolling 4chan all day with some random YouTube on the other screen.

Why the fuck am I always in a rush to get home ASAP and then don't do anything with my day?

>>723377441
Would you really buy any of this gaudy shit if you had the money?

>>723377294 (OP)
I wanna play project Nortubel

>>723377294 (OP)
Are those chair things as comfortable as they look?

>>723378312
Dude probably made more money back making this viral video than it cost to buy all of that.

>>723377481
>>723377791
>>723378010
Toxotransmosis moment

How did they convince their girlfriends to allow them to dedicate so much space to their crap?

My wife would stab me to death in my sleep.

>>723378378
Not really, no. They're modeled after automotive racing chairs, and those are made with support and safety in mind, not long-term comfort. You would be better with a decent office chair.
>>723378454
Anon, this is clearly not an apartment, but some kind of office or a studio.

>>723377294 (OP)
This is cringe. I unironically believe 97% of the human race should perish, including myself, in a mass suicide, biological weapon, or holy war. We're all just playing in the mud.

>>723378568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLYoe27Su7s This one doesn't look like a gaming chair. That looks comfortable, especially with the lean back thing

Who are they running from?

>>723378720
Why don't you start then? Come on, the coolaid is waiting.

>>723379402
I've come down with a sniffle I'm afraid. And a tummy ache too. You go on without me, I'll catch up.

>>723378409
I don't live in a third world country to toxoplasmosis isn't an issue

>>723378386
>Implying
Most of these "look at how much shit I have" influencer videos are done with warehouse junk and the people in them are paid actors.
The labor needed to put up some LEDs, posters and generic IKEA furniture alongside literal tat is most of their running cost.

their greed delights me

How was the guy on the left already playing the game before touching his kb/m? does the chair have a mind link too? wtf

>>723377294 (OP)
I wouldn't want this for myself, gaming time is time spent sitting at a comfy desk in a comfy chair or sitting on my couch, chilling and having fun
All this flashy shit would ruin the hobby for me

>>723377294 (OP)
>the game is already playing by the time he gets there

oh say can you seeeee

I fucking hate video games.

>>723381884
one must be better, and this is the way.

Is that a silent hill f reference!

really good troll (bait?) actually
hateful internet users would have to go out of their way to explain they're not simply seething at others having fun
there's nothing really to criticizes but it annoys them

>>723381901
Great joke, reddit bro!

>>723377294 (OP)
I game most of my free time and even i feel like this just looks and feels pathetic. Not just with how uncomfortable it all is and the shit monitor or wireless keyboards. Feels like its made by someone who never played on pc in his life. Also the cuck decor doesnt help their case.

>>723386864
...that's iron man

>>723387379
That's deliveroo RED

>>723387335
Why do men do this to themselves. Is pussy really that good?

>>723377294 (OP)
They aren't even playing the same game coop, what's the point of rushing there together?

>>723377294 (OP)
>rushes to their simulator positions to start up games
>guy boots up racing game
>okay i get it
>ehm second rank buddy we do not have a simulator system for you but you have to fill our void
>here is your beanie
>mofo boots a fucking sidescroller
If your going out of the way to make a tryhard tiktok video why fill it with so much cringe?

>>723387886
no, having access to pussy is a series of compromises and no one will ever admit if they got a bad deal or wasted their efforts.

>>723377294 (OP)
>Guy with a full racing rig to play his racing sim games
>Retard friend needs a whole cockpit to play retard vampire survivor clone indie game #885940
It's pretty pathetic either way, but there are levels here.

I bet they jerk off together and fist bump each other while cumming

>>723387886
Media and porn addiction is messing up peoples minds and putting pussy on a pedestal. Its really nothing special and here in germany you can pay 50 bucks for it. Way cheaper and you wont have to sell your soul. That is if you are a person that is fine being alone. Lot of people cant.

>>723378720
Because some soibois who you didn’t even know existed until you saw that clip have chairs that lower a monitor down? I think you might need to talk to your doctor about upping your dosage.

I mean, I find their general demeanor irritating, but that doesn’t mean that I want nuclear winter or mega ebola.

>>723377294 (OP)
>triple monitor meme setup
>a fucking g29 with no pedals

>>723387886
No, but maybe that's just over a decade of porn consumption killing my dick. BJ > jerking off >> sex.

>>723390442
U jelly?

the only advantage of having friends is you might get to enjoy friendslop. whats the point if you are just playing single player? just stay home. fucking retards.

>>723378720
>autist has a disproportionately violent fantasy in response to minor shit that wouldn't upset anyone normal
Society trying to validate your existence instead of having your parents beat and drug you into normalcy as a child was a mistake.

>>723378312
Why the fuck not?

>>723377294 (OP)
why are white people like this

>>723377441
Don't worry. That webm is the ever shrinking middle class and soon they will only afford two gamer stations instead of three.

>>723377441
Remember, you only live once :)

>>723393734
>be white men
>create a bunch of highly advanced technology
>use it to have fun
The real question is, why are brown people so dull? I guess they're really not, like even brazilians enjoy soccer a ton, so that's something.

>>723377294 (OP)
kek why are they running like a bunch of teletubbies that got called up for tubby custard

>>723394178
Hahaaaa-Tubby CUSTAAAAD
*BRAP*
*BRAP*
*BRAP*
*BRAP*
*SPLORT*

>>723387379
That's a charizard retard

>>723393973
>gets offended on their behalf
>acts like the average white guy can 'reinvent' Personal Computers
Calm down Wright Brother, and go make hover cars already!

>>723377294 (OP)
Remind me of that stupid women running in a mall to do some fake action of playing a vr game.

>>723389614
This anon is correct. Relationships with women are a series of compromises. Sadly in this day and age men think they are the only ones who are supposed to compromise and women think everything should be given to them so men end up being pathetic losers who play video games in closets because the Bing bong wahoo sounds annoy their wife.

>>723394460
There's no use case for hover cars if you think about it

What platformer is that?

>>723377294 (OP)
they'll fall out of the window if they can't slow down in front of the room?

>>723394579
>Use case
Uuuh, how about them looking cool? Even our great grandparents were looking forward to that shit. But also, I was hinting at, they didn't build those PC in OP, you're giving normalfags so much credit, because they're white. Which is pretty ironic when you think about it.

>>723377441
don't worry, they probably don't own any of it either, looks more like recroom in an office building

>>723394579
Easier to avoid pot holes
Harder to run over small animals

>>723387886
yeah, no. I only wife my wife to impregnate her
this guy has it right >>723391242

Why is some shity gay platformer badly overlayed on the screen lmao?

>>723394993
Oh shit, I just noticed. If I know how whipped and pozzed modern content creators are- if you look on the sides where the unedited screen is still there. You can almost see Call of Duty HUD elements, so I guess they self censored to avoid monetization issues (especially on tik tak).

>>723393731
It's impractical compared to a normal desk and chair. You have this huge cockpit in your room that is now stuck there unless you can get another guy or two to help you move it. You'd probably have to disassemble the whole thing to get it through a doorway. And what if it breaks? What if the reclining mechanism stops working? It just seems like a massive pain in the ass to own when it's not even that much better than sitting in a regular chair.

>>723377294 (OP)
This actually makes me hate video games and not want to play them.

>>723387886
Some dudes probably don't even realize that they need to stand up for themselves or can't figure out how to without destroying their lives

>>723394726
A "thin layer of compressed air" is a technology already utilised by conventional hovercraft, but the issue is that it's far too energy intensive to maintain for common use compared to the ever reliable wheel. Mag-lev is another method, but again, too energy intensive. Sticking a miniaturised nuclear reactor into every personal vehicle is simply not an option, and neither is laying mag-lev strips everywhere when there are already problems with, you know, "socio-economically challenged" peoples stripping existing infrastructure for copper.

>>723394860
If you're designing a vehicle to avoid pot holes instead of fixing the pot holes, your society has worse problems.
>Harder to run over small animals
Fix a bull bar to the front of your car and just hit them. It's natural selection.

>>723395228
>the average "THIS GAME IS REDDIT NOW" anon
lmao

>>723395203
I'm not poor so those are non-issues.

>>723395291
I am poor, and those things look retarded. I get being indulgent, but there's also being gaudy with no sense of style.

>>723377294 (OP)
wait a goddamn minute is that fucking jenny

>>723394579
I thought white people were supposed to create tech to entertain themselves too. A hover car would be really fun.

>>723395690
oh my god it is

>>723395291
All of those issues are a waste of time. Money can't buy you time.

>>723395753
The use case for the technology usually comes first, then the fun applications come after once refinement gets the costs down enough. I'd like to see them too, but I don't see it happening before miniaturised fusion and mag-lev that works off earth's magnetic field rather than dedicated infrastructure, both are a long ways off.

>>723387886
They don't have the spine to tell their wives no, even with shit she might agree with

>>723395690
>>723395832
ah wait, i notice now the video's edited
i think this was meant to be a bun thread but anon made it too subtle

>>723377294 (OP)
Imagine they all run to their station to jerk off to some gay shit

>>723395954
The sidescroller is overlaid over the actual screen, edited in post most likely. Notice the gameplay is running before he even touchs the mouse and keyboard.

>>723394452
dumb fucking neanderthal

>>723377294 (OP)
that fist bump was the gayest thing since anal with another man

>>723386864
that's norwood 3 knuckle dragger

>>723377294 (OP)
The cringestation
I bet they watch amerimutt cartoons like adventure time while drinking onions

>>723387335
>no ventilation
imagine the temps of that case

>>723377294 (OP)
>>723387335
The more I grow up, the more I realize videogame culture is cuck behaviour and the less I feel like playing

>>723378720
>including myself
At least you're honest.

>>723378312
>>723393731
it's way better to live modestly and save enough to retire early and escape the wage cage

>>723380287
Retard logic, it exists mostly in America

>spend $100k on PCs
>play indie pixel games

>>723378720
ask how i know you're either indian or south american

>>723377441
>>723378312
>gaudy shit
Came to post this myself.
Sure I dislike being poor but no way would i but trivial trash like that.
All I would buy from what I have now is a top of the range 40-50 inch 4-8k HDR OLED TV, while now I have a nearly 14yo 32 inch 1080p TV.

>>723377294 (OP)
why do i have a primal urge to beat the living shit out of every single one of them?

>>723377441
literally just get loans and dont pay them back.
t. bought a nice house and a 911 carrera S and wont be paying anything back

>>723398962
This just remember to get someone you hate to cosign

>>723377294 (OP)
wow the goyim distractor 3000 looks so cool!!

>>723398962
you're european, right?

>>723377294 (OP)
Male bonding is masonic, homosexual, and evil. Shit like this is the end result of it. Either that or group jerk offs.

>>723399557
no

>>723399268
>uses goyim as a prerogative
this implies (You)'re jewish.

>>723391242
HJ while she sucks your nuts blows BJ out of the fucking water

>>723395916
You can buy others to do it for u.

>>723377294 (OP)
>not even playing a game
>just watching a vtuber play hollowknight
grim

>>723377791
I would love to live there, but that floor-to-ceiling window is a nope from me.

>>723399869
You mean derogative

>>723377294 (OP)
Id swap their screens for spikes so it impales through their faces

>>723401481
Yeah, that one.

>>723377294 (OP)
>stealth jenny game thread
I expect a 404 soon

>>723399557
Nah he's an amerimutt. They love going into debt and think it makes them wealthy.
videogames

>>723379279
Gabe Newell. He's going to eat them all for pirating Steam games.

>>723377294 (OP)
>7k setup to play pixel indieshit i could run on a laptop from 2009

>>723398962
Does this work for credit cards?

>>723378259
actual answer; you're tired and depressed. You don't get dopamine anymore from things you enjoy because you're too tired to engage you're bored with life in general. People really underestimate how much new stuff you were exposed to growing up and how much that impacted your mood and ability to engage with things. It's way easier to stay in a rut than do something like
>learn an instrument
>pick up an artistic hobby
>engage with media in a non-passive capacity

seriously as an adult this shit is hard to do. Life wears you down. Go find your whimsy, anon. Do things for the sake of joy and curiosity.

>>723406516
This, passive engagement is like junk food for your brain. Feels good, minimum effort to acquire, but really bad for you. Not that video games are much better, but that's essentially the issue most people have these days, our reward circuits are extremely fucked and its causing a depression epidemic that no one is talking about.

>>723387886
It's to get away from their wives. It won't work, though. Women will put in an unbelievable amount of work to stop a man from having fun.

>>723387886
Mfs wanna live in boxes in confined spaces so they can ignore their shitty wives and pets easier

>>723395936
>The use case for the technology usually comes first
That's simply not true. A ton of technology either started as just experiment or oddities and then turned into actual usage ages later: Steam power, lasers, batteries, etc. Existed in theory and small contraptions and lab usage for years and then people found practical uses later.

You just seem like someone that doesn't know how technology actually works or just spouting random techy words. Really poor example of "white prowess", anon, but you being a random retard boasting about science skills on a random /v/ thread really should clued us into you being just an autistic retard like most people here anyways.

>>723397172
Don't worry, anon, he leaves the PC case on the floor, right next to the dusty carpet for maximum temperatures.

>>723412158
This entire gotcha assumes "first" means absolute first and not merely "before fun"

Shit I wish I had place like this, or at least so many friends, or at least one

>>723377294 (OP)
This can't be comfortable long term.

>>723412583
I'll take it for a cheap rigid shitty office chair. or church chair.

>>723377294 (OP)
Wait, so they are not even playing the same game together? What fucking losers.

>>723377294 (OP)
this feels really gay

>>723377294 (OP)
>jump onto gaming PC
>game is already on, just start playing
Why do people act like video games are still in the NES era where you have to leave the console on overnight so you don't lose progress?

>>723412583
nonissue, nobody in this video has ever played video games for more than 16 seconds until the tiktok video is done

>>723412795
You will sit in the church chair and you will enjoy it, heathen. Repent thy sins.

>>723377294 (OP)
gay

>>723413034
DEUS EX VULT!

>>723413034
Maybe make the cushions less rough on my skin? I'm trying to masturbate not have marks on my thighs.

>>723412378
Small oddities are fun, lots of tech started as just entertaiment tools. GPU technology basically started and thrived for decades to power video games. You can be wrong in an internet argument anon, it's fine. You have no idea what truly drives technological and new discoveries.

>>723414423
You are using a machine translator to read these posts, what a machine translator won't tell you is that no native speaker uses formal english all the time.

Jenny Jeungman's Video Game

>>723413034
man, sitting in a pew was fine, but kneeling even for just a few seconds absolutely murdered my knees

>>723377441
Relax, when we inevitably kill the rich during the revolution things are going to get much better

>>723398962
Good for you, Osama.

>>723398524
This is the flaw with the poor brain, thinking money wouldn't change you
People like you are the easiest to corrupt

>>723417336
Using money to buy a pod is gay. Using money to make your own tailored just for you is based.

>>723377294 (OP)
There's so many of those retarded chairs out there it's absurd
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005009152256859.html

>>723393940
>you only live once
if only :(

>>723397841
he already said he doesn't live in a third world shithole

>$30k kit to play 2D pixel games
Why are PC faggots like this?

>>723419698
Look closer, the gameplay has been imposed over the actual screen. It's fake.

>>723420003
What's the point of this video then? Nerd cred? Or trying to get women by flashing their wallets?

>>723420081
Content farm. You rent out some props, make a short video, post it on TikTok or Youtube shorts and rake in the advert money from retards ooh'ing and ahh'ing over it.

>>723420081
the point is fucking bnuuy

>>723377294 (OP)
>>723395832
>>723402224
Sex with the bunny