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Anonymous No.723380294 >>723381154 >>723384052 >>723384797 >>723385007 >>723385472 >>723385902 >>723385953 >>723387136 >>723387708 >>723387743 >>723388201 >>723388735 >>723390462 >>723390631 >>723390902 >>723391192 >>723391241 >>723391252 >>723391417 >>723391437 >>723402503 >>723414362 >>723416908
>We want the mommy issues audience
Anonymous No.723380367 >>723380559 >>723382639 >>723384586 >>723385105 >>723393736 >>723402503 >>723403679 >>723404105 >>723411523
You guys are such fucking losers.
Anonymous No.723380559 >>723390618
>>723380367
Yes, and?
Anonymous No.723381154
>>723380294 (OP)
Funny, that's me
Anonymous No.723381550
tfw no japanese milf sugar mommy
Anonymous No.723382639
>>723380367
>tfw no timmycel loser 4chan bf
Anonymous No.723382741
my mom is so beautiful
Anonymous No.723384000
I love her so much!!!
Anonymous No.723384052
>>723380294 (OP)
yes
Anonymous No.723384586 >>723384720 >>723384884 >>723385123 >>723385591
>>723380367
Hey! Not me, though! I have a job. I go to concerts and bars. And women like talking to me. Even when I go full autism lore dump on some random subject they listen until I’m done. The don’t eye roll and walk away. I thought you guys said it was hard talking to women. Is it just my height? I’m an actual fatass so I’m not sure what else they see in me.
Anonymous No.723384720
>>723384586
Same here. Not a fatso but I'm very social and happy. It just works.
I haven't played a PokΓ©mon game since ages but I like Cynthia as a character. The best in the series in my opinion. Spiritomb is also my favourite PokΓ©mon.
Anonymous No.723384797 >>723384960
>>723380294 (OP)
She looks like she pegs male lucarios
Anonymous No.723384884
>>723384586
>Is it just my height?
6'2" chad here
Yes
Anonymous No.723384960
>>723384797
Only fags self insert as Lucario
Anonymous No.723385007
>>723380294 (OP)
I don't have mommy issues and I still like her
Anonymous No.723385105
>>723380367
You mean "surrendered losers".
Anonymous No.723385123
>>723384586
I think your execution should be stickied on /v/.
Anonymous No.723385410 >>723386898 >>723392261
Anonymous No.723385457 >>723392261
Anonymous No.723385472
>>723380294 (OP)
Old and irrelevant, Wicke Melony and Katy are better.
Anonymous No.723385514 >>723387008 >>723392261
Cynthia is too cute for lewding
Anonymous No.723385591 >>723385934
>>723384586
really hope this is satire
Anonymous No.723385902
>>723380294 (OP)
Cynthia has universal appeal.
Both genders, all ages.

The dommy mommy is complete fanon too, fans just make up whatever they want.
Not thats there's anything wrong with that.
Anonymous No.723385934
>>723385591
Dude I mean it. I’m 6’3” but that’s all I’ve got. My face isn’t pretty, I’m overweight and my little part time job doesn’t pay much. Somehow people just like talking to me.
Anonymous No.723385953 >>723386408
>>723380294 (OP)
She is gonna be immortal too btw, like Cogita and Volo.
Anonymous No.723386408
>>723385953
based
Anonymous No.723386898
>>723385410
It should be criminal to be this hot
Anonymous No.723387008
>>723385514
Kinda true

So cute and hot at the same time.
While also strong af
Anonymous No.723387054 >>723387137
i have a strong compulsion to sniff cynthia's stinky sweaty middle aged woman armpits
Anonymous No.723387136 >>723387485 >>723387584 >>723392582
>>723380294 (OP)
I wake to another pokehag thread.
Anonymous No.723387137 >>723387584
>>723387054
fug i forgot my picture
Anonymous No.723387485 >>723388490
>>723387136
How would Lusamine and Cynthia interact?
Anonymous No.723387584 >>723392261
>>723387136
>>723387137
PITMIND....
Anonymous No.723387634
Best jump scare in the series
Anonymous No.723387708
>>723380294 (OP)
Not for me. I liked her because she was tall, blonde, and wore all black.
Anonymous No.723387743
>>723380294 (OP)
I see zero issues.
Anonymous No.723388201 >>723388430 >>723388449
>>723380294 (OP)
cynthia is not a mom
Anonymous No.723388430 >>723388793
>>723388201
That is in theory fixable.
Anonymous No.723388449
>>723388201
Not yet!
Anonymous No.723388490
>>723387485
>How would Lusamine and Cynthia interact?
Hopefully on a big luxury bed .. maybe with ropes involved
Anonymous No.723388735 >>723389656
>>723380294 (OP)
Why yes, I do love capable and responsible adult women .
Anonymous No.723388793
>>723388430
And that is why we will continue to call her mommy! Hahaha!
Anonymous No.723389656
>>723388735
this.

Cynthia is like, a perfect woman
Anonymous No.723390148
Anonymous No.723390174 >>723392261
Anonymous No.723390196 >>723392261
Anonymous No.723390220 >>723390801 >>723392261 >>723393061
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Anonymous No.723390270 >>723390296
she cute
Anonymous No.723390271
Anonymous No.723390285
>ai spam
gamefreak needs to hire better shills
Anonymous No.723390296
>>723390270
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Anonymous No.723390462 >>723390593 >>723390741
>>723380294 (OP)
*Wife, not mom
Anonymous No.723390587
I love hags
Anonymous No.723390593 >>723390741 >>723400319
>>723390462
mommywife
Anonymous No.723390618
>>723380559
>all that watermarking
Holy fucking shit.
Anonymous No.723390631 >>723390741 >>723390762 >>723393024 >>723393205
>>723380294 (OP)
Shirona or Cynthia for you anons?
Anonymous No.723390741 >>723400319
>>723390462
Momwife
>>723390593
Hey, someone gets it
>>723390631
I (figuratively) grew up with "Cynthia" because Pearl was one of my childhood games, so Cynthia it is.
Anonymous No.723390762 >>723390885 >>723390939 >>723402421
>>723390631
Love both
Also the italian name
Anonymous No.723390775 >>723390801
39 year old hag vs 19 year old boy
Anonymous No.723390780 >>723391485
>
Anonymous No.723390801
>>723390775
>>723390220
Anonymous No.723390825 >>723391101
Anonymous No.723390862 >>723391459 >>723394934
>there is an actual mom in pokemon who has kids with mommy issues
>retarded faggot OP decides to post the childless hag
Anonymous No.723390885
>>723390762
Well that came out of nowhere.
Anonymous No.723390902
>>723380294 (OP)
>attracted to an actual women instead of a 10 (ten!) year old pokemon trainer
>thinking i have issues
Anonymous No.723390939
>>723390762
>amazon warrior
how fitting
Anonymous No.723390962
Anonymous No.723391101
>>723390825
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Anonymous No.723391158 >>723391240 >>723391658
>lusamine in game
>thin
>lusamine in fanart
>fat
Make it make sense.
Anonymous No.723391192 >>723391459 >>723391509
>>723380294 (OP)
How is she a mother? She's retarded.
Anonymous No.723391240 >>723391658
>>723391158
>poketards drawing on model fanart
Never gonna happen
Anonymous No.723391241
>>723380294 (OP)
The only mommu issue I have is Cynthia not being my mommy .
Anonymous No.723391252
>>723380294 (OP)
Anonymous No.723391417
>>723380294 (OP)
How do you feel knowing that Pokemon will never have design this good again?
Anonymous No.723391437
>>723380294 (OP)
And they got my attention.
Anonymous No.723391459 >>723394934
>>723391192
>>723390862
These 3rd world shills have never played the games. They are only here to drown the board in spam.
Anonymous No.723391485 >>723391540
>>723390780
>out of money
AIEEEEEE NO DON'T TAKE MY VIRGINITYYY AHHHHH
Anonymous No.723391509
>>723391192
>She's retarded.
ywnbaw + step away from the mirror
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Anonymous No.723391540 >>723391668
>>723391485
Your virginity and your firstborn, loser.
Anonymous No.723391574
She loves her female Garchomp very much!
Especially after it mega-evolves into the sexier Z form
Anonymous No.723391612 >>723393402
Her hobby of history/lore/myths is very kino
Anonymous No.723391658 >>723391760 >>723391785
>>723391158
>>723391240
In pokecoomers' defence, the game is still a children-oriented one at its design. None of the female characters, even the adult ones, have any noteworthy curves in either T or A. They are more or less sticks. Not very realistic right.
Melony was such an exception that she became a favorite overnight, though even she could be called "chunky" instead of hourglass "curvy".

That's why you see so many pokefags taking things into their hands (lel) and drawing them usually as thicc bimbos. And desu, it has happened to more sexualized franchises.
Anonymous No.723391668
>>723391540
GOD PLEASE NO

LET ME TAKE RESPONSIBILITYYYY
Anonymous No.723391760 >>723391831
>>723391658
thankfully MasterSEX fixed a lot of that

Lorelei Clair Karen etc. are very curvy in it.
Cynthia got a nice bump too
Anonymous No.723391785
>>723391658
>In pokecoomers' defence, the game is still a children-oriented one at its design
Meanwhile Digimon is out there giving adolescent boys curvy anthropodal monster girls that are devoted to them and have their genitals or tits directly at eye level.
Anonymous No.723391831
>>723391760
Anonymous No.723392261
>>723385410
>>723385457
>>723385514
>>723387584
>>723390174
>>723390196
>>723390220
Holy AI slop LOL
Anonymous No.723392535 >>723392872
Anonymous No.723392582
>>723387136
Made for Lillie cock and incest impregnation
Anonymous No.723392872 >>723392943
>>723392535
Wife...
Anonymous No.723392943 >>723392985 >>723393089
>>723392872
that's an drawing...
Anonymous No.723392985 >>723393089
>>723392943
yes
Anonymous No.723393024
>>723390631
Both. No preference. Both sound good.
Anonymous No.723393061 >>723393305
>>723390220
Anonymous No.723393089
>>723392943
If a man can marry a dating sim and a woman can marry the Eiffel Tower, anon can have a happy and prosperous marriage with a drawing.
>>723392985
Godspeed anon. Godspeed!
Anonymous No.723393205
>>723390631
Cynthia has mommydom vibes
Anonymous No.723393305
>>723393061
Hot.
Anonymous No.723393402 >>723393741
>>723391612
my mom is so smart
Anonymous No.723393736
>>723380367
Anonymous No.723393741
>>723393402
Anonymous No.723393813 >>723393991
Anonymous No.723393991 >>723394367
>>723393813
Anonymous No.723394367 >>723394471
>>723393991
mommy and grandma
Anonymous No.723394471
>>723394367
Anonymous No.723394934
>>723390862
>>723391459
Can you niggers go be asshurt in another thread? Thanks.
Anonymous No.723394979
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Anonymous No.723396470
HAGS
Anonymous No.723396564 >>723396939
inferior lusamine
Anonymous No.723396939
>>723396564
nah
Anonymous No.723396985 >>723406916
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Anonymous No.723397124 >>723397153
For shotas only
Anonymous No.723397153
>>723397124
Anonymous No.723397216 >>723397445
There aren't enough mommy issues in the world to get me to play modern pokeslop.
Dawn dating sim on the other hand...
Anonymous No.723397445
>>723397216
Cynthia isnt in the modern games anyway (except BDSP)
Her main game now is MastersEX

same for all gen 1-8 chars
Anonymous No.723397760
Gardevoir used Draining Kiss!
It's super effective!
Champion Cynthia whited out!
Anonymous No.723398072 >>723399195 >>723400317
made for 22 year old antisocial virgins with mommy issues (me)
Anonymous No.723399195 >>723400317
>>723398072
Literally me
Anonymous No.723399537 >>723399728 >>723400319
She so silly
Anonymous No.723399728
>>723399537
wife
Anonymous No.723400317 >>723401878
>>723398072
>>723399195
Gosh you guys were only 5 or 6 when platinum came out
Anonymous No.723400319 >>723402164
>>723390593
>>723390741
To hell with that. I want cold and fabulous looking wife, not mom.
>>723399537
Wife
Anonymous No.723401878 >>723401947
>>723400317
I haven't played Pokemon I just want a mommy to love me and fix me...
Anonymous No.723401947 >>723402446 >>723405256
>>723401878
She's the wrong choice then, because she ain't motherly in the games, she's a retarded dork
Anonymous No.723402164
>>723400319
>To hell with that. I want cold and fabulous looking wife, not mom.
If she is a wife to you and you have children, to them she is a ___?
And then she can feed them but also me with her ____?
Come on, anon, I'm sure you sometimes paid attention in school.
Anonymous No.723402421 >>723402661
>>723390762
Now imagine Cynthia and Camilla teaming up on you
Anonymous No.723402446
>>723401947
Yeah she still lives with her grandma in game
Anonymous No.723402503
>>723380294 (OP)
Cynthia has literally no "mommy issues" nor does anything particularly "mommy-like"
>>723380367
/thread
imagine if /v/iggers actually PLAYED the games their worthless little cumbrains attempt to talk about
Anonymous No.723402661
>>723402421
imagine...
Anonymous No.723402787 >>723409982
rape (she rapes me)
Anonymous No.723403634 >>723405328
Mistress of Disguise
Anonymous No.723403679
>>723380367
And yet, here (you) are.
Anonymous No.723404105 >>723407981
>>723380367
Winners dont use 4chan anon, i though you would already know that though
Anonymous No.723405256
>>723401947
You're retarded, freak
Anonymous No.723405328
>>723403634
Now who could that be ..
Anonymous No.723406461 >>723408097
Cynthia is the cool and based big sister
that you start being sexually attracted to later
Anonymous No.723406916
>>723396985
haha imagine if they were giant while you "battle" them
Anonymous No.723407981
>>723404105
And the attached picture proves your point?
Anonymous No.723408097
>>723406461
>that you start being sexually attracted to later
>later
sooner*
Anonymous No.723408146 >>723409637
Cynthia is only for:
- shotas
- little Sinnoh girls in hats
- adult women
Anonymous No.723409637
>>723408146
based, not for me
Anonymous No.723409982 >>723410071
>>723402787
Anonymous No.723410071
>>723409982
giwtwm
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Anonymous No.723411048 >>723413068
Anonymous No.723411102 >>723413068
Anonymous No.723411131 >>723413068
Anonymous No.723411523
>>723380367
That's the whole point of this website.
I cannot fathom the faggots who blogpost and starts by saying "Im 40 with a wife and kids" motherfucking normalfag what the hell are you even doing in this worthless hellhole of retards spamming nigger and posting cp daily, go spend time with your family. Whatever board you browse is the exact same kind of mental illness even if some board are more salvageable than most.
Anonymous No.723413068
>>723411048
>>723411102
>>723411131
sex
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Anonymous No.723414362
>>723380294 (OP)
Need to pump a load into a 60+ year old woman.
Anonymous No.723415845
/v/ loves hags
/vp/ prefers lolis
Anonymous No.723416908
>>723380294 (OP)