Thread 723383204

>>723383204 (OP)
I don't get it.

porn has rotted your brain.

>>723383204 (OP)
I drink the entire thing in one go while maintaining direct eye contact.

>>723383241
The character depicted in the OP (handing the beverage to the customer) is Astolfo, who looks like a girl but is actually a boy. In the text, he explains that he substituted cold milk, which the customer asked for, with some other substance which the customer can tell is warm through the cup. It is implied that this substance is semen, male ejaculate, given that it is also white in appearance and is also warm. The full picture here is that a supposed barista handing you a cup of cold milk is actually a boy who is handing you a cup of his cum. Therefore, one can conclude that the joke is porn

They're out of cold milk, but they have hot milk? That doesn't make any sense, I wish ESLs wouldn't add text to their porn/lewd pictures.

>>723383204 (OP)
Warm milk? That doesn't sound very safe since milk gets contaminated fast in heat, I'm calling food and safety inspectors on your ass

Why is Astolfo such a silly prankster?

>>723383204 (OP)
Mike, just get a job. Please.

>>723383204 (OP)
Traps should have massive penii and I'm tired of being the only based man alive.

>>723383204 (OP)
There is actually a VN game with the exact same premise.

>>723383618
In that a merchant deceives you? Or that someone ejaculates in your drink?

>>723383204 (OP)
I want to have a trap with a cute little dick fuck my ass while a trap with a huge cock plugs my throat

>>723383204 (OP)
Semen is not hot enough to warm up a cup to be noticeable through the shell.

>>723383578
>penii
Is that the plural of penus?

>>723383467
Hi I'm food and safety inspectors, where's the ass I'm supposed to check?

>>723383837
What, you've only got one penii?

>>723383837
I think the plural you're looking for is peanumus rex

>>723383578
I guess I'm the only one that thinks they should be perfectly average, 5-6 inches (uncut of course).

>>723383324
He asks you if you want to drink straight from the tap :^)

>>723383725
Both. You go to a cafe, where a femboy cums into your coffee and tries to pass it off as hazelnut milk.

>>723383578
this, but at least he has an erection

>>723383204 (OP)
name one game that does this

>>723383949
>No. It tasted terrible and I want a refund.

>>723383204 (OP)
But Semen is not even comparable to semen You need lost of it to even be white. It's more gooey and it' Salty. So unless you thin it and add sugar you won't fool anyone.

>>723383204 (OP)
Her impotent feminine weiner can't even produce that amount of semen. This entire thread is a sham.

Man, there sure is a lot of milk in that coffee.

Astolfo is fun in Extella Link and that's the extent of my opinions on him.

why would you even order milk?

>>723384025
sauce?

>>723384059
>WHAT IS THIS?! IT TASTES LIKE SEMEN!
>Well... because it is
>WHAT
>It's... it's semen
>OH NO WE'RE SHUTTING THIS FUCKING KITCHEN DOWN
>n-no see because I find you hot and...
>*DING DING* I AM SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER BUT I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT THE OWNER OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS FEEDING YOU SEMEN
Man I love Kitchen Nightmares.

>>723383204 (OP)
That would NEVER happen irl

>>723384085
Why would you want milk in your coffee anyway? Mmm yum, luke warm coffee that tastes like shit to start my day

I'm not even gay and I'd rather drink gallons of trap semen before that. Like GALLONS of semen. Just semen everywhere for days.

I don't like milk in my coffee.

>>723384183
>Gordon Ramsay breathes out slowly
>"...Alright, let's taste this semen-based dish."
>"..."
>"It's fucking terrible"
>VIOLIN STING, CLOSE-UP OF THE COOK
>"The worst semen I've ever tasted in my life. Is this what you've been serving your customers????"

>>723384136
Only Musou i ever played, game had cool servants and a strong storyline but also felt a bit unmemorable and repetitive. Would probably still want to play a sequel if they did one someday since i'm a huge Typemoon/Fatefag.

>>723384183
>we know, that's why we eat here
Your response?

>>723383204 (OP)
This isn't a very convincing trick.

>>723384545
>>VIOLIN STING, CLOSE-UP OF THE COOK

>>723384309
that would be crazy if it did though, haha

>>723384660
>WELL THE FRESH SEMEN YOU'VE BEEN FED
>IS ACTUALLY FROZEN AND BROUGHT FROM DETROIT
>THE OWNER WOULD WANT TO PUT THE VEIL OVER YOUR EYES BUT I CAN'T STAND THIS ANY LONGER

>>723384682
>lip piercings
ruined

>>723383204 (OP)
This would be good if it wasn't AI slop

>>723384682
sauce?
moar?

>>723384025
sauce

>>723384682
fuggggg imagine biting into a lava cake and tasting her goo

>>723384168
That's Kiyana Vi from the looks of things
>t.ranny knower

>>723384682
moar

>>723384025
haha I can see it twitching barely out of frame

>>723384682
>cut dick
>hrt titties
No thanks, gross

>>723384897
He used to be able to bust fat juicy wads and then he got groomed into joining a tranny gooncave and taking hormones, now he doesn't look any girlier but also can barely make any milk.

Trapdom is gay as fuck you will suck my cock or I will suck your cock at the time of my choosing. You live to serve me.

>>723384025
need a girlfriend like this

>>723383241
the joke is ai gay porn
please laugh

>>723384976
I'm not a fag personally so none of that bothers me.

>>723384964
Circumcised dicks are genuinely a crime against humanity. We need to find a breakthrough that recovers that cute skin.

>>723384976
They need to take hrt when they're younger. No point taking it when you're already grown.

>>723385062
>We need to find a breakthrough that recovers that cute skin.

This isn't /a/, newfag. Is there a single video game element to this post or did you just get lost on your way to post your coom-bait? Every board has a purpose. Learn them or leave.

Lol Astolfo almost called that guy dad. That's some elementary school shit.

>>723384897
>not on coomer party
>teaser vids on pornhub
ahhhhhhhhh

>>723384749
They all walked out angrily, one gagged with the camera zooming in on his face and a dramatic violin sting. Good job anon.

>>723384976
>Even the fags are losing people to trannies
What the hell?

>>723385112
You got owned >>723384136

>>723385103
There's no point in taking it in general.

Oh wow, Astolfo is a trap and the joke is cum? Truly groundbreaking stuff, anon. Did you just discover 4chan last week? NGMI with this tier of content.

you only like traps because you're so demoralized that you can't even imagine a woman would be interested in you.

>>723384814
No way this is slop. My slop detection has never been wrong.

>>723385151
You think this guy just naturally grew his tits? >>723384682

Wait, what is this?! `>potion seller can trick you`?! What trick?! Is this a new visual novel?! Is it a game where you buy warm milk from a femboy? What does that even mean?! People are talking about semen in here, is that the trick?! How is that a trick for a *potion seller*!?!?!? This whole thing is so confusing, are you even making a coherent joke?! What am I supposed to be looking at, a coffee shop simulator where you accidentally drink cum?! Get it together OP, NGMI if you can't even tell a basic story!!!

>>723385194
No I actually like them cause they're hot. Nice attempt at reddit psychology though.

>>723385207
Start looking at eyebrows more often, AI usually fucks up there.

>>723385129
>https://coomer.st/onlyfans/user/kianavi
I'd say name your first born son after me but we know that's not happening
You're welcome

>>723385194
No it's because I can't even imagine being interested in a woman.

Oh my god, is this what passes for humor now?! Another lazy trap meme from a guy who just discovered futa on /d/ last week! Seriously, who actually laughs at this?! It's not clever, it's not even disgusting in an interesting way, it's just... *there*! Like, is this your entire personality?! Posting lukewarm cum jokes and thinking you're being subversive?! Get a life OP, go play a game or something, this thread is dead before it even starts. Absolutely pathetic! Just cope already!

>>723385194
I like traps because lifting weights turned me into a rapist.

What the actual fuck is wrong with you, OP? Seriously, get help. This isn't even about the Astolfo bait, it's the sheer, pathetic desperation of it all. To consistently post this low-effort garbage, you must be a truly broken individual. I'm genuinely worried for your mental state, anon. Your life is clearly so devoid of meaning that you resort to this, and it honestly makes me enraged just thinking about the void you must be staring into daily. Touch grass, NGMI.

I'm seething, OP, but not for the reason you think. This isn't bait. This is just... confused. Are you genuinely this disconnected from /v/ culture that you think this constitutes a "thread"? Or are you a bot? Because the only thing I can parse from this pathetic attempt is a profound lack of awareness. What even *was* your objective here? To farm replies? Because all you've done is expose yourself as either a complete shill or someone profoundly incapable of understanding basic forum dynamics. Utterly infuriating.

>>723385270
I don't get it. Eyes/lashes/brows fully visible through hair has a been a thing since forever.

You can stop spamming now.

Another day, another Astolfo post. The endless scroll. The ephemeral images, dissolving into the void. It’s all just static, white noise. You post, I respond, the world keeps spinning, completely unaffected. Nothing changes.

>>723383204 (OP)
I once tried to cum in my coffee and it ruined these pics for me. It doesn't work like "milk" at all, it becomes slimy and gross and basically just coats your spoon / the inside of the cup. Doesn't mix at all.

Holy melty.

>>723383380
thank you chatGPT

>>723385292
>>723385331
>>723385356
>>723385428
Hi ChatGPT!

>potion seller can trick you
nah anon, *you* think you can trick *us*
we've seen everything
the real masters would have photoshopped a triple dicked futa instead. or at least used a new char.
this is just sad.

>>723385429
But why

>>723385364
For a human it's obvious what eyebrows being visible behind hair are two different things overlapping, but to an AI it doesn't understand the difference which is why it fucks them up so much.

>Astolfo cum milk
even the traps are getting tired of this one
it's always astolfo
branch out, anon. you're making us look bad.
some of us actually like *good* femboy content.

>>723385503
I'm a pervert and already eat my loads, I wanted to try it for the novelty and memes, but alas, reality was disappointing.

>bait post
this is /v/, anon.
we talk about video games.
if you want to post your gay trap porn, go to /b/ or /pol/
you're not one of us.

>>723385270
Fuck... can't believe AI is this good at coomer bait now...

>>723385560
>this is /v/, anon.
>we talk about video games.
gr8 b8

>potion seller can trick you
they're always tricking us, anon.
first it was cold milk, now it's hot cum. next it'll be microchips in the sauce.
you think this is just a game? they're softening us up for the real mind-fuck.
always be vigilant.

>>723385194
I want to fuck a boy so hard he cries and acts like a girl, because I think girls are hot. It's really that simple.

>>723385194
but that doesnt make sense, hot traps are at least as picky as women, usually even more so. if you are able to fuck a really hot trap you have no problem picking up girls either.

>>723383981
Name?

>>723383204 (OP)
I'd rather drink it from the tap.

For me? It's Sneaky.

POTION SELLER
I'M GOING INTO BATTLE
I WANT YOUR STRONGEST POTION

>>723385632
Hazelnut Cafe

>>OP
This is /v/. Go back to /r9k/ or whatever hole you crawled out of. This isn't content. Low-effort bait like this is exactly why this board is dying. You're not adding anything, just making noise. We're here for games. Not this manufactured femboy garbage. Stop polluting the board.

>>723385651
He's hideous

>>723385194
I'm gay, Anon. Also >>723385620

Stop projecting on Anonymous imageboards, loser.

I don't get it. A boy in a dress serving milk? Is that supposed to be clever? Or is there some deeper, hidden meaning I'm missing here? Seems like a very specific thing to post. What are you trying to test? What's the real message behind this bait? Seems like something only a fed would post.

>>723385108
I mean pattern recognition = intelligence is jeet tier definition.

>>723385207
It is, but not for the reason >>723385270 posted.
Eyebrows through the hair has been in anime for decades.
AI doesn't just make shit up, it uses details it has observed. The only difference is how well it observes and replicates, that's how it's getting better. But the way pictures get better is how good the person prompting is, that will always been the bottleneck

post MOAR femboys

Im so fucking horny and if nothing is posted within the next 5 minutes i am going to go out and assault the first boy i see on the street

>>723385323
The more I lift, the more I desire slamming femboys.

>>723385708
That's part of the appeal

>>723383204 (OP)
>potion seller can trick you
Yeah, sure, with tired Astolfo cum-bait from 2018. NGMI.

>>723384749
kino
>Afterwards Gordon Ramsay teaches Astolfo how to produce a constant supply of fresh cum on demand

>>723385765
Are you stupid or just pretending like the lines aren't completely fucked up?

Your brain is so rotted by AI slop you think this constitutes a "trick," OP. The walls are closing in.

Your entire understanding of "trick" seems to be derived from low-tier AI prompts, OP. Sad.

Potion seller? Anon, we've moved past this. Now it's about whether the AI can *feel* the cum.

I want a cutesy femboy to be clingy and needy for my attention in discord

>>723385850
Oh just stop being a hyper aggressive faggot with a fragile ego.

>potion seller can trick you
>>This is neither a trick nor original content. Try again.