Thread 723390251

>turns out shitposters lied about game
>even about small and easy to verify things like "not having skirts"
I honestly dunno why rightwingers are so obsessed with shitting on nintendo games...
Is it because they don't port them on pc for quick bucks?

You could already see them in trailers, duh.

Sex

>>723390251 (OP)
Why does the anime character Liko not have a game adaptation shill?

>>723390251 (OP)
That was me. I just like lying about games to make people mad. I think it's funny and I'm bored at work and have nothing better to do.

>>723390251 (OP)
>lied about not having skirts
Turn around

>>723390461
It's better be a boy...

>>723390251 (OP)
>one model for the entire city

>>723390251 (OP)
>>turns out shitposters lied about game
>>even about [random nonsense nobody claimed]
you can cross-dress, the entire city is a single, un-chunked model, the new designs are complete ass, and oh yeah, op is a fag.

>>723390509
They are

How's the performance on switch 2? I heard gamefreak fucked up the optimization

>>723390251 (OP)
I heard the game has like zero content

What about the gameplay

>>723390739
>What about the gameplay
mmo cooldownslop but even worse
in an ironic twist, it's literally palworld but worse

>>723390539
>>>even about [random nonsense nobody claimed]
Hmm
Just from today thread alone >>723372942
I wonder why you keep trying to spread lies even after being caught.
> the entire city is a single, un-chunked model,
That's a good thing, and only retards who know nothing about games went appshit about it. This is literally how you make well optimized game
>the new designs are complete ass
Lida became second most popular girl on pixiv and twitter since Lillie before game was even released, so you just lying again for no reason at all

>>723390739
>CHARIZARD USE FIRE BLAST!
>YEAWOUCH I SHOULN'T HAVE STAYED SO CLOSE AIEEE

>>723390771
>in an ironic twist, it's literally palworld but worse
so pocketpair is going to sue nintendo now?

>>723390251 (OP)
that looks too high quality for gamefreak, probably an edit.

>>723390251 (OP)
nice bait
here's the """""""""""""skirt """"""""""""" from the back

>>723390980
This has to be bait
Post a video

>>723390980
upskirtbvlls we've been defeated
gamefreak is too strong

>>723390980
DigiGODS are laughing btw

>>723390980
so it's like an apron over a pair of shorts? wtf lol why..?

I love when /v/eddit get btfo and has to go into complete copium huffing mode

>>723390980
What the fuck? Kek. What kind of laziness was this?

>>723390739
6 hours in and I never used fast travel.
So they obviously did something right

>>723391016
You should ask the SEAfag OP to post a video.

>>723390980
Holy shit that's retarded, you gotta respect that level of retardation, all to own the upskirtfags

>>723390739
It comes from a turn based game with 4 choices, you can't fuck that up any further.

>>723390980
>Skirt magically becomes shorts if you look at it from behind
I need some fucking video of this

>>723390251 (OP)
Did people actually say they knew there would be no skirts or were they making an educated guess based on previous games lacking them

>>723390539
>you can cross-dress
I will now buy your game

>>723390448
>That was me. I just like lying about games to make people mad. I think it's funny and I'm bored at work and have nothing better to do.

>>723390980
Motherfuckers...

here's a quick webm

>>723390251 (OP)
Every switch game is ported to PC for free thougheverbeit

>>723391568
what the fuck

>>723391568
I get not wanting upskirts in your E rated game but this is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

>>723391568
What's up with all the glitchy graphics and flickering geometry? Is it emulation issues, or is it like that on switch too?

If you still buying and playing Nintendo games in 2025 you are beyond the point of being helped. You might as well just dress up as Mario and run around your neighbourhood screaming BING BING WAHOO while pretending to jump on koopas.

>>723390739
honest question, if you do a long range attack like a fireball or hyperbeam, will your pokemon attack from a distance or will it run towards the opponent and attack then?

>>723391568
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DUMB NIGGER OP DUMB NIGGER CUNT

>>723391197
this. the city is just the right size with enough verticality and small environmental puzzles, treasures and rare pokemon to keep moving around it interesting. I've had no desire to fast travel, which is wild for this kind of game. my only criticism is that the architecture and colors could have been more varied to make the areas more visually distinct.

>>723391568
>skirt from the front
>shorts from the back
jesus christ, japan has fallen

>>723390251 (OP)
Turn around anon.
Also there is a proper skirt, but it combos with leggings

>>723390251 (OP)
go back to twatter

>>723391568
Wtf those trees just blinking in and out of existence and the buildings and everything aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>723391568
Holy shit its real
What the actual fuck

>>723391568
>that culling of trees and shit while they're still on screen
IT RUNS FINE, THEY SAID
ONE MODEL FOR THE CITY IS GENIUS, THEY SAID
GAMEFREAK KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING, THEY SAID
IT
RUNS
FINE

>>723392124
That's just pc emulation problems

>>723391568
>recording has started
wait, for a moment i thought this was emulator footage

>>723391672
Honestly wouldn't surprise me if it just totally runs like shit. They removed geometry on the windows/sides of buildings from initial trailers and replaced with mostly flat textures to reduce performance load, and it still looks like shit.
Its so disappointing how a series with so much potential and unlimited money is relegated to this.
I have 0 hope for my favorite region's inevitable remakes anymore.

>>723392424
surely they must have learned after the diamond and pearl remakes

>>723392007
I almost bought Yumia for that image alone. I fucking love denim shorts. Though I heard it ran like shit, and I'm out of a job right now so my selection on games has to be carefully curated.

>>723391568
Holy fuck

>>723392495
Even if they did (clearly they didn't from the way the newest flagship game looks/runs), they are so busy chasing "global trends" that I have little faith they would faithfully recreate the games without adding endless gender ambiguity, and "diversity".

>>723390251 (OP)
They didn't lie about the game being shit

>>723391568
OP?!?!?!?

>>723390739
QRD? Is this an attempt at real-time combat instead of turn-based?

>>723391568
What kind of sorcery is this?

>>723392495
Having a faithful remake of 5th gen like diamond and pearl would be literally a suicide, bw is already the most hated game in fanbase memory, and forcing them to go through it again won't do it any favors.
I expect another oras shitshow, remake will be shit, but not as insulting as original

>>723391568
Does this exist IRL?

>>723391708
They will attack from a distance if you use a ranged attack. You can do an entire fight from long range if you are only used ranged attacks

>>723390251 (OP)
So the thing about not modeling pokemon's genitalia is false?

>>723391568
>more thought was put into preventing upskirts than stabilizing the graphics
How could anybody think this is acceptable?

>>723392728
pretty much, it plays like Xenoblade 2/3 which are real time combat with cooldowns. You can also dodge attacks by getting out of the way now.

Whats nice about the combat system is because its cooldown based you actually have a reason to use all of your moves. Leer into Tackle works because you arent wasting an entire turn on Leer.

>>723391568
>those fucking graphical glitches
how is Colosseum a more stable game than this???

>>723391663
>I get not wanting upskirts in your E rated game
I dont, it never was a problem untill tendies invented it.

This is the worst fucking thing in the history of mass media.

>>723390251 (OP)
the dressup variety appears to be one of the only things gamefreak have done a good job with in the few games that have had it. It's really sad how much they've fucked up otherwise, but I'm glad there's something they can hang their hat on.

It's weird for it to be the one shining light in a pokemon game, considering what pokemon's appeal is supposed to be, but whatever. I'll take anything at this point, the bar is so low.

>>723393048
Have you tried to emulate colosseum games on pc from the same year?

>>723393134
>SV is literally best pokemon game since gold silver
>bbbbut I only liked bw i hate pokemon games they should be about feeling and discrimination and mature plots
opinion discarded

>>723393248
did you reply to the wrong post? check again

>>723393248
>>SV is literally best pokemon game since gold silver

>>723393048
it's an emulatorfag who hasn't loaded his shader cache

>>723391124
Yeah, those are called skorts.

>>723391124
same reason for the poofy pants. women's fashion in japan. there's actual skirts as well.

>>723391663
I really don't hate the design, but I'm just confused as to why. This can't possibly be some kind of upskirt prevention tactic, there are way easier and better methods than this.

>>723390980
>>723391568
tendies are subhumanly pathetic

>>723392424
>I have 0 hope for my favorite region's inevitable remakes anymore.
At least your favorite region isn't Sinnoh.

>>723393303
nta but unironically. On SW2 the game's menuing is the fastest it's ever been in the franchise and saves hours of time. Same with the games online features. Having easy access to day care at any given point is a bonus.

>>723393248
>SV is literally best pokemon game since gold silver
That's Legends Arceus.

>>723393560
sounds like you just like it because you can use it to shill the shitch poo

>>723393558
>>723392424
surely they wont all be this garbage

i thought frlg and hgss were okay, and those were made well after the mainline games had gone to shit

>>723391568
This shit supposed to be and open world shit but the whole world feels so empty, where the npc doing some random thing? Where are the cars, the Pokémon’s? why you can’t interact with them?. The fucking immersion is not existent

>>723393558
You have my sympathies, anon.
>>723393649
I just have no hope of them righting the ship. I think they are going to coast on brand name, nostalgia, and lawsuits until the well runs dry at this point.

>>723393626
sounds like you don't have an argument

>>723392930
>Leer into Tackle works because you arent wasting an entire turn on Leer.
This is something that was already solved by doubles, but everyone was too autistic over >muh anime to accept them as the superior form of battling.

>>723391124
>>723390980
They are called gangstalicious shorts for thugs actually

>>723391808
>>723392890
There are proper skirts in the game, but for some reason GameFreak decided to make half of their clothing-roster crimes against fashion like skorts.

>>723393687
>This shit supposed to be and open world shit
no, that was SV

>>723393828
sounds like you don't have a cock, tranny faggot

>>723393845
I also agree with that. There's a reason most pokemon clones are 2vs2 and not 1vs1.

If only pokemon made a mainline game that was 2vs2 focused....

>>723390980
>>723391568
wait holy shit it actually doesn't have skirts?
lmao no fucking way

>>723393917
sounds like you should stop projecting

I wish a painful death to whoever invented skorts

>>723393687
it's pokemon, the quality standard they're trying to meet is almost nonexistent, remember

>>723390739
Dressing up and customization is gameplay

>>723393961
>ummm ackshually the shitch poo projects so well, i have never seen a console roject so well
mindless trannyslave

>>723394102
>switch 2 lives rent free in his head
you seem to be the mindless one

>>723394245
damn... corpotranny's so retarded it can't even remember its own posts

>>723390739
>problem: pokemon's gameplay has been the same for three decades
>gamefreak: "i know! lets add the one thing that could make it WORSE!"
not only is this just more tedious, but it makes things way easier since GF will never make trainer mons spam abilities like a player can.

>>723394295
>still reeing over minority part of my post because of the mere mention of switch 2
thanks for proving my point

>>723393248
I fucking despise SVfags

>>723394502
>I despise people who like games, they should just complain on twitter about games they don't play just like me
No

>>723393306
wait switch 2 emulation was figured out?

>>723394481
you gave no actual argument for the game being good, all you just said is "fast becuz i consoom latest tendoslop"

>>723394586
The game is cross-gen, the version that's being emulated is the Switch 1 version.

It's always the MAGA rightwinger bigots that lies about nintendo games.
Le sigh.

I havent played a pokemon game since Red/Blue. Everytime a new game comes out people are calling it shit and freaking out. Im interested in playing one of the more recent onces. Which one is worth playing?

>>723394632
Still remember this shitshow and him deleting his tweet after realizing just how badly he fucked up

>>723391568
Surely there are other bottoms, right? Like actual skirts?

>>723394363
It greatly improves the wild battle experience by streamlining the fuck out of it. Individual battles go by so quickly and can even be bunched up with AoE attacks, with no need for any battle transions or menuing. I'm not sure why they put more emphasis on trainer battles when wild battles are the ones that benefit from this system.

>>723394685
Scarlet Violet are good
Both Legends games are good
Sword/Shield are not really worth playing without the multiplayer being active
Lets go is for babies
BDSP is bad but has a good battle tower (you don’t care about this)

>>723394746
the handler was actually still better looking than that tranny from wilds

>>723394607
so now you're proving you can't read on top of being mindless and projecting. The sorry state of schizos

>>723393598
arceus is mediocre as fuck
game starts cool but then never evolves any of its mechanics or concept, every area plays the same, every boss is dealt with the same, every dex fill requirement remains the same short list of objective the entire game, it plays like a 40 hour tutorial

>>723394685
the Arceus games are a spinoff where it uses closer to real time catching/combat mechanics. People find it pretty refreshing since its such a change of pace

Arceus Legends is worth playing, easier to emulate too than ZA. The combat is still turn based but you battle in an open world way (doesnt transition to a combat stage, you can have your pokemon out and send them into battle instead of having to throw a pokeball).

>>723394685
Outside of ruby and saphire, black and white, and oras. They all good and worth trying

>>723394873
Tell me how i'm wrong.
For the record, i know you lot are literal retards, so i'm gonna copy and paste what you wrote so that you don't get confused
>On SW2 the game's menuing is the fastest it's ever been in the franchise and saves hours of time. Same with the games online features. Having easy access to day care at any given point is a bonus.
Is this an argument for a game being good?

>>723394632
False flag trying to make nintenbros look like retarded leftoids. We're all MAGA here.

>>723390251 (OP)
It's not right wingers, it's snoys, they know which side this board pulls to, coincidentally most snoys are leftoids (their games are all tranny shit after all) but it is what it is.
If you're a right winger you have no reason to hate Nintendo which is basically the only company not making tranny shit and refusing to get political.

>>723393303
Purely mechanically and story wise it is 100% one of the better pokemon games. It was graphically and programming wise the worst one, but I guess ZA is worse now.

>>723395335
I got ZA for Switch 2 and I won't even attempt to play it on Switch 1 but it definitely doesn't look as atrocious as SV did and I doubt it runs as poorly on the latter either.

>>723394502
They just like new thing
As soon as gen10 is out we'll hear about how shit SV is. The same fags kept saying how great SwSh was.

>>723391672
It's just emulator jank. It has glitchy lighting and weird pop-in issues

>>723395031
>games features are responsive, doesn't waste your time with menuing, one of the biggest time sinks in the genre and QoL that gives the player easy access to said features early in the game
It's pretty simple and easy to understand what I said if you have knowledge of rest of the franchise. I know you're pretending that stuff like multiplayer features somehow don't count but it's been a staple of the franchise since inception and connecting to other players is the fastest it's ever been.

>>723395297
based brownchad

>>723395532
NTA but absolutely fucking not. Swoosh is a terrible game across the board, SV is a good game made by people who clearly have no idea how to program video games.

>>723394586
So far only progress is minimal, not enough documentation from hackers yet but its getting there steady.

Maybe when a new big mario or zelda game releases like usual progress will kick into overdrive.

>>723394586
It's a switch 1 game retard

>>723391568
it literally says desktop you dipshits, they're poorly emulating the switch 1 version

>>723395662
Well, then every other game is better by virtue of being able to be sped up in emulators

>>723396745
Are you trying to imply that it's emulator replacing skirts with pants? The whole point of that webm was only to showcase pants.

>>723392497
Yumia's design? 10/10. Yumia's game? Not so much. Also, its still priced like a AAA game because they are insane.

>>723393845
Doubles are SHIT
Triples are SHIT
3v3 is SHIT
All I ever wanted from god damn GameFreak was 6v6 singles with randoms online and they keep refusing to add it. Dogshit garbage company I can't believe the only way to play Pokemon 6v6 singles online is fucking showdown.

Jesus CHRIST

>>723396913
Yeah, those games missing half their original features

>>723394685
Just know one thing. Every 3D Pokemon game looks and runs like shit, they are still using the same engine from the 3DS games but Gen10 will have a new engine made from scratch.

Since they all run like shit, you have to emulate them, this way you get 60fps. 4k, better textures (with mods), etc. With the graphical bullshit kinda fixed to tolerable levels, In order of most fun to least fun.

SV > Arceus > SwSh

I have not played the new one yet but people say it's fun but I'll have to try it later today.

>>723397736
Elaborate

>>723397812
What emulated games are you frame throttling through their online features

>>723397756
>Gen10 will have a new engine made from scratch.


Uh oh

>>723393558
You're supposed to pretend a shitty tech demo like PLA, set in empty fields not recognizing Sinnoh at all, is le real remake

>>723390251 (OP)
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>>723393845
Doubles? That means I'm gonna use double tackle!

How is it that adult pokemon fans don't understand that the games are just advertising for the parts of the franchise that actually make the vast majority of the money? The tcg, the plushies, etc. The games in and of themselves are not the money-maker so Nintendo doesn't particularly care if they're good, if they're well-designed, if they're super optimized, etc. Even if there are individuals on the dev team that want to make it the best video game ever, that is not why the product exists so nintendo is never gonna give them the budget or directive to make an excellent game.

Especially since their entire business model demands regular, frequent new releases forever in order to fuel the profitable sectors of the franchise with more generations of new mons. Pokemon is essentially a sports vidya series.

>>723399541
>the ads for our merch don't need to be appealing and good
how many times were you hit in the head as a toddler. just how many?

>>723399541
What point are you trying to make exactly? The mediums you're referring to that's supposed to be making all the money also don't particularly care either like the decline in quality of the animes character design or the tcg plagiarizing fanart

>>723390251 (OP)
>rightwingers
unironically kill yourself
you're obsessed

>>723392823
Skorts? yeah. they're the domain of the plain/religious girls who grew up really sheltered.

>>723390980
>>723391568
I don't believe it. Really? Fucking really?

>>723391568
WoW OP made a dishonest half truth denial of a negative claim, what a shocker.

>>723392823
>>723400780
A skort still looks like a skirt from the back until you look up it though

>>723391568
It's over, it's so fucking over for Reiwa Japan.

They're called skorts, you dopes. It's not a censorship ploy, it's real-world fashion.

>>723400954
Poketards would do anything to shill their crap

>>723401020
Well I guess I was wrong
>>723401110
everything i've ever known as a skort was just a skirt with shorts under it, that shit looks like shit
>it's real world fashion
real world censorship more like it

>>723390251 (OP)
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>>723390251 (OP)
>sue palworld for plagiarism
>steal palworld's combat
The world is beautiful

>>723401110
Those aren't skorts, it's a new fake-skirt-pants hybrid that needs a new name.

>>723401110
The issue isn't these being in the game, the issue is the lack of actual skirts.

No Serena. No buy.

>>723392007
kek i some some tendie the other day post a screenshot saying the draw distance was "immaculate," and the first time I see the game in motion trees 20 feet away are flickering in and out of existence. How do they accept this shit?

I want skirtfags to explain what they're looking for in a series that has never had pantyshots ever
Is it just an AGP thing?

>>723392497
Pirate the shit nigga. Fitgirl repack has all the DLCs. Also the game runs okay, my old 6700XT and 5600x Rig does 60fps locked and using the Ultrawide mod. Overall the game is okay and the base building IMO is the best thing about it besides the usual Gust OST.

>>723392841
that is pretty cool, thank, anon

>>723401110
Being real doesn't mean it's not a censorship ploy (which it very obviously is).

>>723401110
see
>>723393968

So poke tendie OP got exposed as a cum guzzling lying niggerfaggot again

I want to use Grass Knot on braixens (male) butthole. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>723401110
>tripfag
>retarded
wooow

>>723391568
Absolutely pathologic

>>723404221
That won't be very effective...

>>723404891
That just means that bitchxen will be able to take more of it before fainting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>723390448
BASED AS FUCK.

OP IS A CHUMP.

>>723401824
The point is that they are sportier than skirts while still appearing feminine. It's easier to do stuff in skorts compared to skirts. Stuff like running to and fro and battling POKéMON.

>>723390980
kek

>>723390980
>Finally allow male characters to wear "female" clothes.
>Skirt gets replaced with THIS abomination!

>>723393875
Kek

>>723390448
Unfathomably based

>>723394363
How do you want the combat to be changed?

>>723390980
I love how so many people are throwing tantrums over not being able to see underaged panties.

Pokemon won and us real fans are eatin’ good. I just want to stop thinking about shit man, just give me some buttons to press for an hour. It’s not that hard dude, I just wanna stop thinking. Not every game needs to be a 10/10.

>>723393092
Wasn't aware Nintendo fans created CERO.

>>723394835
You people think everything that isn't an oppai loli is a tranny.

>>723390251 (OP)
SJWs did what they did to get into cozy positions when the status quo was lefty shit. Now altfag grifters are doing the same because the pendulum has swung back. They're all the same. None of them have any principles. Just cronyism and engagement farming.

>>723398089
All of them.

If this was a Sony or Microsoft game /v/ wouldn't even give it the time of day for good or ill.

>>723391568
ITS GETS WORSE FOR POKETROONS PFHAHAHAHA

>>723390251 (OP)
>>723391568
is the OP one also the same thing?

>>723392930
>reason to use all moves
that sounds like you just spam all skills on cooldown, which would be significantly worse

>>723391568
>>723390980
what kind of wizardry is this?
Why can you see through it from the back

>>723411423
Drawfag here, it's perspective, the camera is above her head looking down.

upskirt panties are a shit tier fetish, I'm happy you're all cucked out of your baby's first fetish in video games

>>723412268
>baby's first fetish
Only female upskirt panties.
If it's on a male, it's based. Upskirt with no panties is also based.

>>723390739
Huh that's odd. All the female trainers are walking up to my houndoom ,taking too much damaged and whited out. Can anyone explain?

>>723390739
Looks mildly more excting than mainline slop.

>>723390771
I thought you fuckos liked MMO cooldown slop.

>>723390739
Digimon world did whole thing 26 years ago.

>>723401630
>fitgirl
No thanks. I don't want to mine crypto for some tranny.

>someone who whines about rightwingers, aka Europeans who built this world, says an objectively stupid and false thing.

Wow what a shocker and a low for defending shitty video games.

>>723390980
Been saying this since it leaked and people don’t want to believe. There’s a normal skirt option with track pants tho. One sec.

>>723390980
>the terribly designed skort is back
WHO THE FUCK MADE THESE, THEY'RE UGLY AS FUCK

>>723393937
There’s a skirt with leggings

>>723415315
Is there seriously no miniskirt with thigh high socks?

this thread is bait right
skorts are a real thing

>>723390251 (OP)
Nigga we knew about this shit days ago

>>723415362
Of course there wouldn’t be. You’re talking about Pokémon in 2025 with maximum globohomo
Best you’ll get is safe horny streamer girls.

>>723415373
Yeah and only fugly femoids who deserve to be punched in the face wear them.
I hate skorts! May aswell wear literal shit!

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>>723415315
That is clearly 2 skirts with leggings.

>>723415428
My first reaction was having an existential crisis over this but then I remembered that the gameplay will suck anyways so it's not that important.

>>723415459
Based. Fuck tripfags.

>>723390980
>>723391568
CERO ratings giving so many fucks about upskirts over anything else has been a disaster for Jap vidya.

>>723391568
>billion dollar franchise
>flat textures that are low resolution
>buildings are mostly flat with 0 texture work done to make the painted windows and balconies look good
>literal texture seams that clip into each other and corners don't exist, it's just the wall texture that goes right to the corner
>terrible draw distance with tons of popping and flickering
and i bet people will still say it looks good
this shit looks WORSE than mobile games

>>723415617
They literally doin't give a fuck because they know it's gonna be one of the consoles best sellers either way and putting in real effort would cost more than it would make additional sales.
And the saddest thing is that this is not a meme like it sounds like but actually 100% reality.

>>723401110
yeah, and they're ugly, not a single person in existence actually wears these besides "models"
maybe a child might get a pair from their parents but no one goes out to buy that trash

>>723409412
I can do that with Vampire Survivors and I pay 2 dollars for that thing

>>723401110
>>723415791
I once met a female wearing this shit and I got so mad over it that I grabbed my chainsaw and tore her into pieces for 3 hours straight until only blood and giblets were left. I HATE skorts!

>>723390539
Lmao at that pic

>>723415748
And because I am incredibly invested in what random people I'll never see or meet in real life do with their lives this makes me incredibly seethingly angry.

>>723415608
We love global standards, don't we folks?

>>723390980
>>723391568
This is fucking hilarious, imagine the soulless face of the guy they got to do this

>>723390539
>you can cross-dress
>This is a bad thing
You are the fag

>>723415168
>skort

>>723390251 (OP)
that's what you buy monster collecting games for? skirts?

>>723418084
If I can't look up an underage girl's skirt and see panties I'\m going to rage and scream about it on /v/.

>>723390251 (OP)
Touch grass retard. How does your brain figure out the difference between sincere, satire and contrarian writing?

Also, Pokemon is for fucking kids. I'd give you an excuse if you're still under 25 -- even then, what the fuck compels people to play this shit? It's the same game for the two dozenth time.

>>723418141
>and see panties
>>723401568

>>723390251 (OP)
now post of the gif of him twisting and the front of the skirt wiggling

>>723391568
>impossible_clothing

I only care about skirts because I want to put my male character and braixen and furfrou into one.
I do not give a shit about females or underage girl panties.

>>723401568
What does AGP mean?

>>723418213
>It's the same game for the two dozenth time
Like every other franchise in existence, and when they try to do anything different you people lose your dog-raping shit anyway.

>>723418609
Accelerated Graphics Port fetish
Some people are like to fuck inanimate objects. Don't judge.

>>723418213
This, games should grow up with gamers, like resident evil did
And devil may cry
And god of war
And many others
Developers should never care about giving game that people want to play, they should chase mature audience for mature people

skorts are such a stupid thing it combines the concept of not wearing a light floaty piece of bottom garment with
faking the risky nature of exposing a piece of fabric that exists to cover your privates.

Modern womens fashion and lifestyle is just a big scheme to trick men
>skorts
>makeup
>push up, wonder bra
>silicone ass
>striped tops
>extensions
>fake transparency dresses
>smartphone filter

>>723419810
Skorts send me into a blind berserk rage.
If I see one, I start breaking everything and everyone around me until nothing is left to break anymore.

>>723419810
>faking the risky nature of exposing a piece of fabric that exists to cover your privates.
Yes women (and only) women should need to risk exposing their undies while wearing summer clothes.
Have you considered skorts are just a way of dressing that practical?

>>723420204
>only women should need to risk exposing their undies while wearing summer clothes.
Dumb troon. Opinion discarded.

>>723420204
And then they'll go to the beach in a thong and show more than underwear ever would

>>723390739
Yo Digimon world is better than this pokepile. I can't believe I would ever say that. Palworld isn't even a competitor, it straight up just mogs this. This is just sad.

>>723390771
>MMO Cooldownslop
Would be neat if there's a cheesable basic attack along with a threshold plus ultimate attack. Wonder what kinda game tick the 'za is operating in, would love to see a 4taa in action with the psychic (or just the special attack move specialist) pokemon. Ka-chow
>>723390864
K E K
Now that would be immersive!

>>723390980
>>723411423
You will NEVER be a girl.

>>723391568
>>723390980
>non--euclidian skort
science HAS gone too far

IF ANYONE IN THIS THREAD IS UNIRONICALLY GONNA DRESS THEIR CHARACTER, MALE OR FEMALE DEOSN'T MATTER, IN THE SKORT, I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA FEED YOUR SORRY ASS TO AMEAT GRINDER!!!

>>723390251 (OP)
It's the same reason the American government is tariffing foreign goods, the western entertainment industry is crumbling to foreign competition so they are running smear campaigns on foreign media in a desperate attempt to halt it.

>>723390251 (OP)
I voted trump, we have three switch 2's in our home, and you're just being culture war political faggot. Get off the web.

>>723421093
Nah, the end of year rebate will guarantee these policies and tarrifs stick around. It's a smart, yet devious way of making them part of the yearly system

>>723390980
This has to be the most pathetic censorship I've ever seen in a game. Stop giving Nintendo money.

>>723420204
And women (real and biological) still wear skirts. This modern attempt at re-writting what women like and don't like by you axe wounded men is sad.

>>723390814
>>723390980
Is that a skirt nigger?

>>723390251 (OP)
>its the maga rigght wing anti nintendo glowies!
tell your mom to take you to the psychiatrist please.

>>723421969
Yet another NDS sufferer. Grim.

>>723420204
shitty double standards argument. Women don't care about seeing your underwear same reason why men go topless at the beach
kilts exists and I I don't wear fake abs to the beach.
Skorts are just more impractical shorts.

>>723422158
Nta, but most of my family, and extended family is "maga". Most of them bought switch 2's for their kids. Your fighting made up enemies to validate your political ideas.

>>723394746
Handler haters are just literal homosexuals. Nothing new, a few other games have toxic gay fandoms.

So is this worth emulating or not?

>>723422648
I've been playing monster hunter since freedom and the world one sucks. Sorry gay boy

>>723391429
its real clothing. Its just shorts with a front flap making it look like a skirt

>>723390739
I guess it really is too difficult for them to just copy Pokken at this this point

>>723423840
i fucking hate gen alpha, its unreal

>>723423840
Crime against fashion should be punishable by death.

>>723415315
can you show the back, or better a video showing it all.
I am not falling for this again.

>>723423840
Where I'm from skirts and short skirts are still popular.

>>723415315
Storm Eagle doesn't deserve this cruel fate.

>>723391568
>90% of replies are so concerned about the abysmal pop-in they don't notice the skirt turns into shorts from the back

Hexbros...

>>723422414
Dumb MIGAtard

>>723390448
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>723424639
Did you not read my post or something? Stop fighting made up people in your mind. Most pokemon/sonic sales come from parents buying things for their kids.

>>723424564
that's a man

Find someone that loves you as much as /v/ hates pokemon

I haven't seen a single fucking screenshot of a loli in this game. What gives?

>>723425949
impossible

>>723425949
I don't have money to go to Japan...

>>723425996
They're all niglets

>>723426120
I never thought Nintendo could disappoint me even more than it did now, but I was wrong.

>>723390509
>Its better be a boy

>>723400358
Why right wingers are the only ones ashamed of being tagged?

>>723390771
>it's literally palworld but worse
Palworld should file a patent for "combat cooldown on a companion" and then include it in their lawsuit to shut down Z-A.

>>723401798
how the fuck is that pretty cool, that's basic shit

>>723390739
>tackle
>pokemon doesn't event move its body forward

>>723390251 (OP)
Post more crossdressing boys

>>723390448
I kneel

>>723390251 (OP)
And then they wonder why people have started to ignore bad news about nintendo and their games.

>>723390437
She's the protag of Gen10

>>723390251 (OP)
>>723430139

>>723431076
>>723431129
Holy fuck, this generation of Pokemon is so fucking gay. At least Julianna looks like a girl. I have yet to see a single actual loli from this game.

>>723425949
God if he real

>>723424412
Iirc there is one real skirt in the game but it’s locked to a particular pants piece?

>>723431239
Someone posted a webm days ago.

>>723431239
>>723431952

>>723096662

>>723415428
>streamer girl
Not even lmao

>>723432901
Picked up that’s fucking hilarious

>>723390739
So what happens if YOU get hit by an attack?

>>723434617
Probably like in Arceus where your MC does some flinch animation

>>723390448
I know your retarded kiddy mind continues ti gigle like a whore every time someone rages and I want you to know, I hate you from the bottom of my heart.
I dont even care about pokemon, or whatever is said about this game, but this exact way of being...I hate you, perhaps, on the level I can hate a criminal. I'm not angry, I just wish you, from the bottom of my heart, that everything you want and like, goes badly for you.

>>723432901
>the erp fags have finally invaded pokemon
Picked the fuck up. This is actually kino

I like skorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

>>723420386
this 70% of women wear thong bikinis in my area at the beach

>>723432901
KINO

>REEEE WHY ONLY ONE SCHIttY, LOOK At It's ONE MODEL
>Game turns out to be battle-centric to counter how the last game was explorer/collection-centric
baka