Cronos The New Dawn
>spiritual successor to Dead Space came out
>no one cares
Why are gamers like this?
>>723393923 (OP)
Shits gay. You can pet the cat!
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10/16/2025, 3:07:42 PM
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>>723409260
>>723393923 (OP)
>60 buckos
I pass
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:08:18 PM
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>>723394184
>>723393997
So don't pet the cat?
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:08:31 PM
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>>723394093
>>723393923 (OP)
I'm not paying 3 Silksongs for that game.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:09:07 PM
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>>723394063
It's actually one E33 and a half.
>>723394048
Did you ever fucking once while playing dead space hmmm what if I could pet a cat or dog while playing? Shits woke trash made by a bunch of onions drinkers
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:10:44 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
it was mid and no one played it
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:11:16 PM
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>>723394184
>can pet a cat
>game is now ruined
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:11:37 PM
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>>723394184
You must be fun at parties.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:12:40 PM
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Remember, everyone. Petting an animal is now woke. Thems them rules.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:12:44 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
From what I have seen it's vastly inferiror to DS in gore, gunplay and enemy variety. If you can't even outdo a game from 2008 in those aspects, what the fuck are you even doing?
>>723393923 (OP)
it was very linear and had like 3 enemy types
ran like shit despite it being small indoor spaces most of the time
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:12:52 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
The limb cutting and kinesis were the fun parts. If I'm not pinning shit to the walls, whats the point? Fire, in contrast, is the most generic weapon, and it almost never looks good in games.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:13:33 PM
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>>723395129
>>723394316
>it was very linear
that is good for horror though
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:14:58 PM
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>>723404414
>>723393923 (OP)
The gameplay is a downgrade from Dead Space in every way but I still enjoyed it. Always had a soft spot for dreary industrial atmosphere in games. The story is nothing groundbreaking but offered enough mystery to keep you guessing and the main character's development was nice. Solid 7/10, not worth it at full price but definitely if you can find it for around $25.
I liked parts of it but I recommend people to play it with modded in cheats because of how it limits resources and punishes player in a bad way.
>encounter 1: Im not sure how exactly deal with enemy, I run out of resources, game is bricked. Close game, come back later and use a more correct tactic and now I can barely scrape by
>encounter 2: Im not sure how exactly deal with enemy, I use resources, I run out of resources, I cant continue without loading a prior save. Close game, come back later and use a more correct tactic and now I can barely scrape by since I didnt run out of bullets or something.
>encounter 3: Im not sure how exactly deal with enemy, I use resources, I run out of resources, game is bricked. To continue I need to reclear 10 mins of game and I close game.
All of that wastes time and theres limited saving locations so the gaming experience is very awkward. Like Im not having fun knowing Im just constantly wasting time because I play the game wrong somehow.
I ended up deleting it, maybe I'll come back to it if theres some sort of patch that fixes things.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:18:31 PM
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>>723395172
>>723394608
You're supposed to hit the heads.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:19:00 PM
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>>723395504
>>723394184
>woke
Besides the main character being a woman and liking cats, there's no woke whatsoever. Ironically, the game would a lot more if she hadn't been a woman. Since she's an engram of a scientist that the male traveller fell in love with.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:20:03 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
Pirated it. Was extremely mid
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:21:05 PM
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10/16/2025, 3:21:16 PM
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>>723395012
>>723393997
>>723394184
Sometimes, just sometimes, I think the average /v/ user is mentally ill or, worse, retarded.
How do you even make good enemies in horror? It's always some kind of body horror that ends up looking the same or some kind of black mass/liquid.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:22:17 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
Why is the helmet a pussy?
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:23:11 PM
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>>723394892
Many of the Silent Hill enemies are pretty good. It's only an issue when they show up too often.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:23:28 PM
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>>723395137
>>723393923 (OP)
art design and soundtrack were really good rest was bad or meh with no answers to plot at the end, worst thing it does is the amount of modern game design slop where every 5 feet theres either a wooden keg with a big yellow X on it or some scratch mark indicator or wall to squeeze through trying to get immersed in the game world and it just rips you back out
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:23:42 PM
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10/16/2025, 3:24:04 PM
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they needed to cut about 40% of the game. they ran out of budget for new enemies and ideas very fast. heres boss>same boss again but this time its covered in black goo>same boss again but now theres two.
very embarasing to sell such things. do better
>>723394362
nah
dead space 2 was dogshit because of it
having to explore ishimura like a resident evil mansion would have improved it immensely
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:25:48 PM
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>>723394996
Callisto Protocol is the fucking nightmare example of this trope, then add forced stealth sections and the worst possible implementation of melee combat to the mix.
>>723394681
the game has parts where you have like 6 bullets, youre locked in a encounter room and the enemy can be killed with 5 bullets but only if you do very specific sequence of attacks and if you commit 2 mistakes that you might not know you're making at the time, eg shooting wrong bodypart or wasting a fire charge, and you need to load a save
the game is simply made wrong. Theres no way around it
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:26:49 PM
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>>723394892
Jarring behavior and unsettling appearance. Mangled corpses are played out.
I really like the tall woman from fatal frame 5. Fatal frame in general does this pretty well, even the horny designs can be spooky
>le female protagonist with vagina helmet
>something something communism or another
>the hubris of man and abuse of wahmen yada yada
it was all so tiresome
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10/16/2025, 3:28:56 PM
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>>723395230
I like the vagina helmet, it's actually a cool design
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:29:50 PM
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>>723404363
>>723395230
They should have removed the helmet for the reveal, even though it got obvious pretty quickly.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:30:07 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
>mediocre game
why should i care?
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:30:56 PM
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>30 hour game
>you have to finish it THREE TIMES to get whole story
Devs should stop doing that.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:31:06 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
Waiting for a sale, bought Silent Hill F as my spooky month game
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:31:32 PM
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>>723395607
>>723394705
>woman MC
>not woke
Not even goonable armor ffs
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:33:14 PM
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>>723395504
Her ass is huge
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:34:21 PM
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I like hoe they gave up midway and just turned to jumpscares. Because at some point you realize you're a fucking terminator.
How is the gameplay though
Why would I not just play dead space
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:35:35 PM
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>>723395707
>Why would I not just play dead space
again?
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:39:23 PM
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>>723396041
>>723395707
It's ok/10, plays fine enough but the weapons are rather uninspired considering they had DS as their main influence.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:39:53 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
Huge let down. Same with Hell is Us. I would rather play a demake.
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10/16/2025, 3:40:29 PM
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>>723395972
Not even uninspired, they're just normal guns. The only interesting one was the blackhole one you get to shoot maybe twice in the game.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:41:01 PM
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>>723396240
Its okay. Not worth the asking price and not not really worth more than a single playthrough.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:43:38 PM
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>>723412590
>>723396079
>you're supposed to recognize people with scars on their heads, signaling they're targets of extractions
>but everything looks like twisted gored out bodies so you stop paying attention
Great idea, huh?
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:48:07 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
I liked it a lot, not too easy, not frustratingly difficult. just a solid 15-20 hour linear experience with some secrets hidden here and there. 8/10
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10/16/2025, 4:36:54 PM
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>>723395230
>something something communism or another
Yeah, it portrays communism as an oppressive ideology that doesn't give a shit about the workers. Do you disagree that communism is bad?
>hubris of man and abuse of women
You're schizophrenic.
Compared to Callisto Protocol:
Worse graphics, equally bad writing, equally bad weapon variety but somehow worse since Callisto at least has grav; worse environmental gameplay that is to say none save for obviously placed explosive barrels so low IQ's can feel intelligent shooting an obvious signal for AOE, somehow worse performance which was already bad enough in Callisto so the standard is bellow even the bottom, worse sound stage. Literally the only thing it has going for it is ammo scarcity, but that's scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of gameplay standards and it's one already done better with actual environmental factors and creative weapons by many other games, especially when others do the RNG segment better. This further isn't helped by the welder fuel dispensers being practically infinite for that endless AOE cheese on a dumb AI that bugs out when it starts frying and can't figure out pathing towards you, but I digress.
All to say, it's a creatively and artistically bankrupt shitshow. The funniest thing is that Dead Space 3 is competent in comparison.
I'm convinced these devs are being propped up by some corporate interest into failing upwards, they have Starfield level of false advertisement, viral marketing, and trashfire products.
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10/16/2025, 4:38:34 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
Played it, it's crap. Very basic game, barely even fun
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10/16/2025, 4:44:17 PM
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>>723399915
>somehow worse performance
Just use DLSS and frame generation.
Waste of time, energy, and money. Dead Space 3 is a better game, which is a funny thing.
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10/16/2025, 4:47:10 PM
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>>723399915
Id be fine if I didnt have to look at npc's with zero bullets or healing items
The environments can be athmospheric
AW2 is a game in similar vein I thought was better in most aspects. Sh 2 remake was better too
But I quit it after a while so maybe it gets better later.
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10/16/2025, 4:47:37 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
Kind of reminds me of Daymare 1998
in the sense that it exists
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10/16/2025, 4:47:47 PM
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>>723400636
>>723400340
>Dead Space 3 is a better game
Lets not go full retard anon.
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10/16/2025, 4:50:09 PM
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>>723400476
Speak to a mirror anon, this trashfire saw all the games before it in the genre, and learned nothing from them.
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10/16/2025, 4:51:12 PM
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>no suit modification
Come on now
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10/16/2025, 5:13:01 PM
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>>723404297
>>723399915
This. We already have Dead Space at home with Callisto Protocol
Cronos manages to actually be worse than Callisto Protocol, for all its flaws Callisto at least has some entertaining parts and the cinematic elements are top notch, while Cronos just feels like some indieshit with higher than average polish. The yuropoor slav ruins setting is also unappealing af for me
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10/16/2025, 5:13:11 PM
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>>723395129
>dead space 2 was dogshit
Absolute shit tier taste
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10/16/2025, 5:13:44 PM
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>>723402436
I thought it looked like ass before playing but I really enjoyed it in the end, feel it's really underrated. Really good if you pirate it or buy on a sale, not really worth the full asking price, it kinda feels like janky AA-game in many places. Writing is really good, gameplay is okay, very similar to dead space but more difficult and annoying, mostly due do crappy and somewhat amateurish gameplay choices (schizo flame fuel management, unpatched signalis tier inventory management, completely useless melee, etc)
>another talentless dev attempting time manipulation mechanics to try to appear sophisticated, and shitting the bed
Just stop.
Every fucking time with you talentless faggots.
You'll never learn how to write it, you'll never achieve a Quantum Break or Legacy of Kain level of story. Figure out something new that suits you, this doesn't. You don't have the brain for it, or the chops. You'd think people would learn after the 4th failed fucking attempt.
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10/16/2025, 5:18:32 PM
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>>723402104
>Writing is really good
Not really. They went for zanzibart-style story-telling that is in truth really simple. The conclusion is obvious and uninteresting.
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10/16/2025, 5:21:51 PM
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>>723403105
>>723402417
>you'll never achieve a Quantum Break level of story
lol
>>723402417
>You'll never learn how to write it, you'll never achieve a Quantum Break or Legacy of Kain level of story.
what other games do, I enjoyed those.
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10/16/2025, 5:27:52 PM
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>>723403303
>>723402646
Yes, that's at least packed with an artistically creative style, and interesting story, with actual great acting, unlike this garbage shit. RIP Lance Reddick.
>>723402664
Chrono Trigger is a must play. If you haven't, you need to go into monastery mode right now and play it to all the ends.
Ghost Trick is fun.
Zelda and Prince of Persia are obvious. TimeSplitters is also a must.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 5:29:00 PM
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>>723403303
>>723402664
Singularity.
If you want campy fun and like RTS, play Red Alert 2 as well.
https://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/42670/
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10/16/2025, 5:30:26 PM
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>>723404353
>>723403105
>Chrono Trigger
k
>Ghost Trick is fun.
I know of it.
>Zelda
ehhh which one, I'm not much of a zelda fag
>Prince of Persia
yeh, played and completed the trilogy long ago
>>723403187
ehh singularity time story is kinda week.
it wasn't shit, but it wasn't anything special
red alert is a good game, but time traveling stuff is not relevant at all in terms of story dynamics.
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10/16/2025, 5:33:33 PM
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>>723408612
>>723393923 (OP)
Its bad. I got like halfway through and just stopped. I should force myself to finish it tonight
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10/16/2025, 5:34:36 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
Because I played two bad games called The Medium and Silent Hill 2
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10/16/2025, 5:36:51 PM
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>>723403898
I care but I just got a lot of other shit to buy right now. Also I want to get it on Switch 2 rather than Steam but I should probably wait until they patch it up a bit.
>>723403769
Id want a gpu that can run path traced cp at >200 fps on 4k
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10/16/2025, 5:39:02 PM
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>>723404102
>>723403898
>path traced cp
I'm intrigued.
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10/16/2025, 5:41:13 PM
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>>723404102
>>723403898
>path traced cp
go on...
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10/16/2025, 5:41:32 PM
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>>723394316
>ran like shit
3rd worlder detected
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10/16/2025, 5:41:40 PM
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>>723403934
>>723404061
6090 wont launch until 2027 so its lame
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10/16/2025, 5:42:32 PM
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>>723395129
Holy fuck you have awful taste
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10/16/2025, 5:42:45 PM
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>>723394184
Man, /v/ just gets more and more deranged each day.
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10/16/2025, 5:43:33 PM
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>>723395172
>A video game requires me to.......le reload a save sometimes?
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10/16/2025, 5:44:09 PM
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>>723402062
>>723399915
I've played both cronos and callisto back to back and you're absolutely insane if you think Callisto is anywhere near as good as Cronos
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10/16/2025, 5:44:56 PM
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>>723404432
>>723403303
>ehhh which one, I'm not much of a zelda fag
I'm pretty sure he means Ocarina of Time.
>>723395391
There wouldn't be much to "reveal" - there's nothing but a weird mass of flesh under the suit.
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10/16/2025, 5:45:46 PM
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>>723394453
This is the problem. Sounds like a game I want to play, could get very excited about it, not paying full price for it. You're sitting in the middle of a massive economic crash with a glut of good cheap games, it's gonna fall to the wayside. It's shit for the devs, but as a customer I know it'll still be there in two years when I'm ready to play it and it's heavily discounted. It doesn't even sound like a game that honestly deserves full price. There's also no hype to play a single player campaign immediately, I'm not missing out on a multiplayer community at day one. Which really just highlights why we get cheaply made GAAS.
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10/16/2025, 5:45:55 PM
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>>723395172
>game has parts where you have like 6 bullets, youre locked in a encounter room and the enemy can be killed with 5 bullets
I constantly had a surplus of ammo through the whole game im not sure what you're talking about. I only ran away from the first zombie, the first merged zombie and that part in the basement where you get the key for the bunker.
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10/16/2025, 5:46:04 PM
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>>723404925
>>723404353
>Ocarina of Time
is it worth a play if I don't care about any of the other zelda games?
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10/16/2025, 5:46:06 PM
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>>723405109
>>723399915
Reminder this is a copypasta being regurgitated by a bot.
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10/16/2025, 5:46:16 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
I am really enjoying it. I just got the grav boots. I like the atmosphere and so far the story is interesting. A derelect commie block is a perfect setting for a horror game. I really like the gameplay and the burning corpses gimmick. Seriously one of my favorite games for 2025.
I also love that it's filtering /v/ shitters.
>>723393923 (OP)
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10/16/2025, 5:50:50 PM
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>>723404363
That was obviously a mistake.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 5:52:26 PM
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>>723405814
>>723404432
Absolutely, regardless if you don't care about Zelda, it's one of those must-play games from the 90's. Piss easy to emulate, it's available in the N64 NSO if you own a Switch and if you really care about improving the framerate, it was decompiled a while ago so a PC version with widescreen and option to increase the fps is also available.
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10/16/2025, 5:52:37 PM
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This game is really beautiful on an OLED screen.
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10/16/2025, 5:54:54 PM
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>>723405346
>>723404440
Yeah, we know this thread is being spammed by a paid marketer for a scam discount Dead Space 3 Demo product that runs worse than Calisto Protocol.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 5:57:14 PM
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>>723408625
>>723404363
If that's true why do the female travelers have huge asses and tights and obviously walk different?
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10/16/2025, 5:58:40 PM
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>>723405109
Works on my machine: i7 14700f + 2tb Nvme SSD + GTX 5070 + 32 gb ram. Max settings with RT on and quality DLSS
Cronos was absolute dogshit.
Allow me to copy/paste the shit I spoke about before.
>'female protag' has male body because they copied the same man body
>just gave it a female voice for their 'strong female' character when a guy would have been better
>barely anything is destructible where it would make sense to be because you're a space-age nigga in the 1980's because devs couldn't be arsed with adding it
>this isn't something most question in Dead Space for certain bits because the environment is space-age tech and a giant fucking spaceship
>but in Dead Space a majority of things you could think are breakable are partially breakable
>the world in Dead Space is closed and narrow, the Ishimura is claustrophobic and you are always pushed on
>there are barely any invisible walls and the environment is carefully made so the destruction of the ship closes you off from exploring beyond the paths shown
>all landscapes and open spaces you see make you go 'Damn, wish I could be there' but you know you can't reach it
>Cronos is open and has invisible walls everywhere around every object whilst the world is open as fuck but you can't get to it
>all it would take is a slight jump over a trench, but no, you're blocked off by god himself
>Dead Space has its necromorphs able to be staggered and ripped apart whereas with Cronos all you can do is shoot their legs to put them down on the ground, otherwise their windup attacks can't be interrupted
>melee attacks aren't worth dick even when an enemy is down whereas they have tangible weight and damage in Dead Space
>Cronos' take on stasis is to attach a wavy laser pointer to your gun and say 'point and click on this orb' to move past a section, no shooting it at enemies to slow them or any puzzle sections that require the player to think for a moment
Cont.
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10/16/2025, 6:04:10 PM
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>>723406693
>>723405475
>mandatory AAA PRESS BUTTON TO INTERACT WITH WORLD to get through sections and climb over obstacles to either load the next section due to shitty programming or to break up the monotony of shit gameplay
>Dead Space has you melee with your gun and a loud shout, smacking enemies with your full force
>it visibly staggers them whilst every gun in Dead Space is animated with Isaac and moves with him perfectly, they have tangible weight and interaction to them
>Crapshit the New Dick simply makes the space-age nano guns disappear when you melee because they couldn't be arsed with animating any of it whatsoever
>enemies are static and have no interaction, you have no idea if you're hurting them with the melee until you learn how many hits it takes
>which is too many because they didn't want to make it a main focus as they couldn't be arsed to add any weight or animations to the enemies or a limb system like Dead Space
>all of the 'puzzles' are braindead and you find codes to safes or where you need to go right next door because the devs have zero creativity
>the upgrade system is linear and doesn't bother to go into trees to give the player any sort of puzzle element to figuring out their guns, something that was thematic to Dead Space as Isaac was an engineer
There's a great deal more with it that sucks but I stopped playing when the game was bugged and said 'Nah you just don't get to use the sticky firebomb traps, no it's not fixable fuck you'.
Oh but hey, you can pet cats so it's a great 10/10 game.
>>723404925
im pc only.
>Absolutely, regardless if you don't care about Zelda
ugh, I guess I will add it to the list of games to play.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:07:38 PM
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>>723405475
>>just gave it a female voice for their 'strong female' character when a guy would have been better
same voice actor as Returnal woman.
At least this time I don't have to look at her face.
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10/16/2025, 6:08:25 PM
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10/16/2025, 6:08:40 PM
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>>723408801
What is with /v/ browsers and complaining about faces of video game women
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:09:23 PM
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>>723405814
RetroArch bruv.
Look up how to set up a Portable version and how to do playlist and auto-scanning.
Once you've set it all up, you never have to touch it again, can copy it to multiple drives, and fuck even distribute among friends or to kids in the future.
Also for shits and giggles if you are into it, you can pick a favourite shadder, as in the CRT or Arcade Machine type of scanline, light bloom, all the jazz, for the visual nostalgia glasses or visual vomit of choice if you will.
Honestly the more people do this the better, hence why I shill it. Keep everything alive now with corporations being faggots more than ever before.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:13:35 PM
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>>723405814
Also Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Twilight Princess, are obligatory plays, do it blind if you can, but do download one of those guide books that came with the games, that were scanned online.
Zelda 1 is the big game changer of the time.
Ignore everything between it and Link's Awakening. Link's Awakening is the must play 2D Zelda. Oracle games after it as well.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:15:35 PM
No.723406521
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>>723406693
>>723405475
>>'female protag' has male body because they copied the same man body
Wrong. The Warden's body is completely different. Not gonna bother reading the rest.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:17:39 PM
No.723406668
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>>723409696
>>723394184
They hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
The tension and atmosphere of a Dead Space horror setting (or some equivalent) is heavily undermined by cutesy shit like that.
Unless it's a rugpull to make it more impactful because the cat gets Cronenberg'd later on and you have to kill it, but I very much doubt any modern dev would have the balls to do that before a weak stomached audience of zoomers and females.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:18:12 PM
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>>723408481
>>723405686
To add one last annoyance;
>in Dead Space, you are worried about every corner and sound, because a necromorph of some kind could jump out at any point and rape you
>the Ishimura is designed as such that vents and holes are everywhere, meaning you constantly think that it might hold an enemy and progress carefully, it builds tensity and atmosphere
>however in Cuckshit the Cunt Lick barely any enemy attacks you through the game that isn't in a set arena
>every area you walk through before and after is nothing but a Le Environmental Storytelling™ walking sim sort of deal where you'll be lucky if an enemy jumps out
>which they only ever do so from specific types of stock-horror fleshy wall which you can see a mile away, giving zero worry to you as you simply just stock up on energy drinks and scrap
>scrap which we SHOULD be able to collect from the environment by shooting it with our space gun btw
In short, the game is a fucking god-awful uninspired mess that wants to be Dead Space and fails in every metric.
>>723406521
You are a faggot and you want an excuse to not read valid criticism of a dogshit game.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:22:22 PM
No.723406960
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>>723394184
>didnt know there was a filter
falseflag's up, plebbitor
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:45:44 PM
No.723408481
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>>723408653
>>723406693
>You are a faggot and you want an excuse to not read valid criticism
You have no criticism, retard. Shitposting and buzzwords does not a critique make.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:47:43 PM
No.723408612
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>>723403516
same. the game just didn't click.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:47:49 PM
No.723408625
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>>723408806
>>723405253
>If that's true why do the female travelers have huge asses
They don't.
>and obviously walk different?
Outside of the Warden, you never see any other living Travelers. And the Warden spends 90% of the game walking with a weird gait because he's breaking down and when he shows up in peak condition for the finale, there are no noticeable differences in how he moves compared to the Traveler.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:48:15 PM
No.723408653
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>>723408481
>He's retarded and can't read
Aight, good to know.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:49:45 PM
No.723408741
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>>723393923 (OP)
There are dozens of noname games coming out every week, why would I care about this one.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:50:39 PM
No.723408801
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>>723408851
>>723406014
Pretty much all of /v/ is heavily closeted and yearns to suck cock, that's why. Seeing women at all triggers an immediate shitposting response unless they're generic anime moeblobs, who don't cause them to sperg out because they're Japanese and reaffirm their 'security' in their "heterosexuality".
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:50:43 PM
No.723408806
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>>723408625
Finish the game. You see the Warden's fixed body at the end. Male and female travelers are different.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:51:22 PM
No.723408851
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>>723408801
>Pretty much all of /v/ is heavily closeted and yearns to suck cock, that's why.
HOLY PROJECTION tranny, get a hold of yourself before you off yourself.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:57:11 PM
No.723409260
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>>723394005
>I pass
actually, you will never
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:57:24 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
>spiritual successor
>you play as a vagina helmet
loel
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:58:29 PM
No.723409354
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>>723409460
You know when the biggest compliment you can give a game is that it "filters /v/" that the game is utter dogshit.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 6:59:55 PM
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>>723409354
it has nice athmosphere when you're not looking at gray brown interiors sometimes
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 7:00:59 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
The price tag was brutal.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 7:03:13 PM
No.723409696
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>>723406668
Ah yes the tension of Dead Space where you can stomp bodies like pinatas and from 2 onwards they actually ARE pinatas by how they drop items when you stomp them
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 7:03:30 PM
No.723409720
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>>723395129
Wow this is some revisionist retardation, here's your (you)
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 7:15:02 PM
No.723410519
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>>723411524
>>723393923 (OP)
>female protag
I actually do not care. I have female fatigue.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 7:29:27 PM
No.723411524
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>>723410519
when you go have family dinner and your mom walks into the room do you take out the hammer
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 7:36:30 PM
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>People vare so mentally deranged about Bloober that they're unironically praising fucking Callisto Protocol over something more faithful thatn Dead Space
The contrarianism in this shithole has reached ridiculous levels, I can't believe a funcioning adult would prefer fucking Callisto over something that actually has guns that have impact and doesn't feel like punch out in space where fighting more than one enemy at the same time completely breaks the combat.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 7:38:32 PM
No.723412126
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>>723412605
>>723394608
You're just bad at videogames
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 7:45:37 PM
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Anonymous
10/16/2025, 7:45:56 PM
No.723412605
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>>723412126
I just dont understand game design where you fight a boss, you barely scrape by with minimal health
then you have no resources, and next enemy kills you because you couldnt heal
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 7:50:43 PM
No.723412909
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>>723414190
>>723393923 (OP)
Unlike OP I actually played this cheap half baked garbage made from free assets. It's not even worth pirating.
It's not a game, it's a product to get some quick buck, not only they tried to copy everything, they cuted corners at every step to save as much money as possible.
You don't even have weapon swap animation because it's too much work for them.
Bloober team never made a good game, all their projects are soulless garbage copycats
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 7:55:25 PM
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>>723393923 (OP)
everyone that tried to play it had a bad time with performance and video drivers crashing
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 8:10:11 PM
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>>723415804
>>723412909
why are rape victims like this?
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 8:14:51 PM
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The story makes zero sense and nothing is explained at all. They even have the gall to turn it into some dumb romance story near the end, which completely takes away from the mystery of the plot and setting. Garbage writing
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 8:25:05 PM
No.723415150
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>female protag with a vagina helmet
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 8:26:49 PM
No.723415265
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Is it impossible to write a time travel story without making it about the Grandfather Paradox?
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 8:29:37 PM
No.723415421
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>>723415827
>>723400340
>Dead space 3
Nice bait retard
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 8:35:21 PM
No.723415804
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>>723418193
>>723414190
Why retards who got scammed never want to admit they got scammed? If you bought it for $70 or is it $60 - you got scammed.
>But I enjoyed it and had a blast
It makes you even bigger retard who consumes soulless corpo garbage and because of the likes of you games are so shit nowadays
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 8:35:48 PM
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>>723415421
It's true though.
It also had more sales than this garbage, which is even funnier.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 8:38:09 PM
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i dont care about rehashed ideas and i never have. actively wanting rehashes and cheap chinese clones of things is very much a new and unique feature of the enshitification era.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 8:38:19 PM
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>somehow runs worse, and is buggier than, the fucking Dark Souls PC Port
HOW?
I regret even pirating this pile of cat shit.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 8:47:03 PM
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>>723394608
I'd say that happens for the first couple fights till you get the rhythm of charging your shots down. I would have liked a little more margin of error, like ending a fight with a full magazinr or so left but even on the hardest difficulty I'd always have a few bullets left. The bigger fights/boss fights that lock you in tend to give you ammo and meds/resources too.
The essence things you can slot in as passive perks end up helping a lot later; there's one that massively buffs your melee/stomp so that you can smack enemies down or stomp them to finish a lot easier. I ended up having a lot more spare ammo by the end between that and upgrading my gear enough to do more damage.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 9:10:18 PM
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>>723415804
I've never bought a single game in my entire life, neither played this one, or any bloober game. It's just that people that I know who don't like this one or bloober games also happens to have been molested for some reason.