Thread 723395014

if samus was revealed to be a woman in this day and age /v/ would hate it

>>723395014 (OP)
there would be massive threads complaining that a woman doesn't have the strength to do what she does and that it was different in the japanese version

>>723395014 (OP)
No, in fact, this wouldn't happen.

>mole on breast
100% artist's fetish

>>723395014 (OP)
nah id cum

>>723395014 (OP)
HAHAHA PORN, GET IT!?
THE JOKE IS POOOOOOOORN
YOUR CRIPPLING PORN ADDICTION IS FUNNY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOO

>>723395014 (OP)
If Samus was revealed to be a woman in this day and age it would be under insufferably woke pretenses.

>>723395160
>artist draws things he likes
daring concept

>>723395014 (OP)
Not when she looks like that

>>723395014 (OP)
Not if she was hot.

>>723395014 (OP)
>NO NOT THE BLONDE BIMBO, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
come the fuck on man

>>723395014 (OP)
Yeah because they'd make her black and ugly. Her model would probably be that bald nigger that they force in every videogame nowadays.

Need Sammy to turn me into her slave

Dressing like a whore and posing for horny Anons.

>>723395014 (OP)
the only reason /v/ doesn't hate talk metroid as often is because most of them are younger than Other M, some even younger than FedForce. They simply don't know who Samus is. we're all boomers from the 80s/90s or at best zoomers that grew on ZM and Fusion. Samus is too old for /v/.

>>723395839
You'll distract them from doing something productive

>>723396062
1/3 of zoomers were born in the latter half of the 90s you fucking idiot.

>>723395014 (OP)
stop making shit threads and just dump the futa before 404, man

>>723396062
Actually, /v/ doesn't hate talk Samus because she's a hot petite blonde and not a fat black woke lesbian. I hope this helps

>>723396260
Oh the opposite. They will be producing a lot of a certain biomatter for me.

>>723396545
succubus

>>723395014 (OP)
If she looked like that, /v/ would love it.

>>723396545
You say that in a very convincing tone

mMmm yeahh, fuuck...

>>723396376
I'm sorry she's not fitted for you fetishes little timmy

>>723396610
You know it.
>>723396624
Convincing enough to take the producing of a biomatter sample into your own hand?

>>723397047
Yes mommy! Too bad the thread won't last long as it appears to be saged.

>>723396903
Good morning saar

>>723397181
Do you think you are fast enough or want to fly to another planet?

>>723397306
I can definitely travel to another planet for you

>>723397393
Very eager to pump out a sample yeah at an undisclosed location, yeah?

Imagine the federation locker room talk about samus. She probably cant even walk around the station without being oggled and catcalled by meathead goons

>>723397520
tanoji2_2

No because Nintendo makes her and she wouldn't be an ugly manfaced dyke.