Thread 723398325

>>723398325 (OP)
As a tall person this is the fucking worst
Inshallah they add a button that lets me fold them the opposite way

>>723398325 (OP)
>mfw I'm 6'7" and I get the free fire-exit row or premium econemy and never have to deal with this shit

>>723398325 (OP)
>TF2 spy thread

Goyim, we hear you loud and clear and we've devised a solution to the reclining seat problem.

I could swear on my left nut they're purposefully making planes more and more uncomfortable each year, and i'm not just talking about trying to cram more seats in less amount of space.

>>723398527

I'm 6' 3, you realise you can also put your seat down... otherwise either buy a business class /premium economy seat or stfu

>>723398729
why not just strap you to a board at this point

>>723398729
>passing out from a long day
>Put your head into the girl's hair infront of you b accident
>Banned from flights
>Added to the sex registry
T-thanks.

>>723398798
>Just ruin someone elses comfort!
Nice try manlet
Take your propaganda elsewhere

>>723398735
They're not making them more uncomfortable, they're just becoming greedier, along with trying to cram more seats in they're also skimping on costs which includes comfort.

>>723398325 (OP)
Why not simply leave enough room to be able to recline without bothering people?

>>723398948
They do
In business/first class

>>723398592
I'm 7'1 (yes actually, not kidding) and I can only use specialized airplane seats which don't go everywhere. I play basketball in the US (I'm not American) so I have to go with boat usually unless the college I play for flies me out on purpose.

>>723398729
>>723398809
we already had this one to a science a few hundred years ago

>>723399054
So disable reclining in the poornigger class and prevent fights

>>723398948
Nazi scum, would you really pay $20 for more space? When flight companies earn millions from every crash that is caused by a pilot?

>>723399071
8'3 here
They literally let me lay down in the isles, its pretty chill

>>723398729
Dont you love how it feels like everything is slowly evolving into a cyberpunk dystopia where the average person is treated like cattle?

Long live our bilionaire overlords

>>723399197
As a 9' man, you're full of shit. They put me in the light cabinets.

>>723399079
>pay to win

>>723399329
im 4'1 and they let me into the cockpit with the pilots

>>723398729
It's giving sloped toilet.

>>723399079
>.jpg.webp.jpg
Nigga what

>>723399298
Can't wait for the chrome implants so I can go on a rampage on corpos

>>723399475
based leprechaun ensuring everyones safety with luck

>>723399298
Yeah but we're getting the cheap knockoff version of Cyberpunk.

>>723398898
not my problem, sucks to be you I guess
*reclines*

>>723398729
Ryan air wanted to have a section without seats and you standing, lmao.

>>723399298
In Cyberpunk they have this hyperloop connecting all major US cities. Think Japanese trains but even faster. Cyberpunk is almost optimistic compared to how real life played out.

The last flight I was on had me crammed in the tiniest seats despite half the plane being empty. They told use thay we weren't allowed to move to a different spot because it would throw off the balance of the plane. Is that a real thing or did they just not want to clean more than they had to?

>>723398729
>""standing"" seat
>ass is firmly planted on a surface and feet are not required to touch the ground

>>723400070
>getting the guaranteed death at a crash seat

>>723400191
>believing you would ever be so unlucky as to be in a plane crash

>>723400018
>Here's your comfy six hour flight seat. Enjoy your 'stay'.

>>723399936
It's complete bullshit and they were laughing at you for falling for it.

>>723398729
>90° rest
>the headreast even sticks out
why the fuck are all those chairs designed with pushin your head forward

can't they just make stacked sleeping beds for long range flight

>>723399936
you would probably have to be thousands of pounds overweight to do that and be on the wing.

>>723400070
devious

>>723400410

>>723399936
it is a thing, but only for general seating distribution. Not like they know everyone's weight ahead of time.

>>723399936
it's true, just like in large 3 row cars if you all sit on the drivers side instead of distributing it between passenger side then the car will flip over.

>>723398729

I once had sex with a Chinese air stewardess on a nearly empty A-380 Emirates flight from Beijing to Dubai during Covid.

>seat back
>shoes off
>tik tok scroll on ipad (maximum value, no headphones)
yep, its 10 hour flight time

>>723399536
Compression baby.

>flying somewhere
>delta flight
>cramped as shit, zero legroom (my fault for a big backpack)
>delta seats are specifically designed to make my back hurt no matter what
>flying home
>united flight
>plane is only 30% booked, I get a 3x3 area of seats around me empty on both connecting flights
>chill with shoes off listening to audiobook
>seats feel fine for my back
Never again with Delta, their seats are pure torture

>>723401341
*snip*

>>723398876
I woke up once with my head leading towards a cute girl, she was nice about it and we talk a bit. Never saw her again after that.

>>723399079
*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPP*

>>723398729
This looks like it feels less comfortable than standing

>>723399936
Airbus A320 is 42 tonnes empty. If you move ~5 passengers, you move about 1% of its weight.

>>723401702
It's true. I was stranding on the wing of the plane and saw the whole thing through the window.

>>72339929
Extremely cringe and reddit post

>>723401341
>Instead of asking this person to move their hair which they are probably unaware is in my way I'm just going to sit here and act passive aggressive about it
Why are people such cowards nowadays?

The seats are too fucking close, if you sit near window and want to pee everyone needs to stand up to let you out

>>723398798
>6' 3
Shut the fuck up manlet.

>Taking a flight
>Have to sit next to The Face Scrapers
Every time!

>>723398592
Hahahahha the same thing happens to me, I either make a frowny face to the attendant or they come to me themselves.
Feels good.

>>723399329
12ft orge here. I can't fly, so I have to be launched across the ocean out of a specialized catapult. honestly comfier than airplane seating and cheaper too

>>723403617
30ft giant here
I carry the plane for domestic flights sometimes and they pay me for it. Makes the pilots seethe.

>>723403331
How could you not be aware that throwing your long hair over the seat puts it in the face of the person behind you? I'm always hyper-aware of being considerate of others when I'm in public and I'd be mortified if I did something like that. This grown woman literally must not know how she would feel if she didn't eat breakfast that morning.

>>723403938
200ft automaton here
I'm the plane

>>723398798
I fly at least 4 times a year for work and never could figure out where the little button is that lets you recline and believe me, I have looked. Too embarrassed to ask someone. I simply embed my knees in the soft part of the chair if the retard in front of me decides to lean back, now neither of us are going to have a comfortable flight.

>>723398948
This is an antisemetic post.

>>723401341
*tosses 4 different wads of chewing gum into their hair*

>>723403617
29ft ubermensch here. They pay me to catch the ogres getting catapulted across the oceans. Preddy decent gig if you ask me.

>>723401341
unironically what can you do in this situation?
can you wrap her hairs around your dick and jerk off?

>>723402829
Gremlin get ye gone

>>723404063
500 ft colossus here. I just pick up the plane and run until the earth rotates under my feet like a giant hamster ball. Saves the airline a bundle on fuel which they of course don't pass on to the consumers.

>>723398592
>Fat people get hated on for taking up too much space on flights
>Tall """"people"""" get rewarded
>both are caused by genetics
Actual discrimination.

>>723404663
alternatively you can also cum in the paper container while in the toilets, come back, let gravity unfolds as her hair will dip on their own

>>723399670
The corporate dystopia bits but not the awesome tech bits

>>723404663
Borrow your gf's nail polish and express your artistic side.

>>723399185
Because they want the people in niggerclass to fight. That way they can just boot them off the plane without refunding their tickets

>>723398592
>are you able and willing to help others in the event of an emergency landing
>lie and say yes
>leg room acquired
>immediately bail out and run for the hills if we actually crash land
>devilpepe.png

>>723405414
>SIR IF YOU'D LIKE TO SIT HERE YOU MUST PLACE YOUR HAND ON YOUR HEART SOLEMLY SWEAR TO BE PLANE JESUS AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE ELSE GETS OFF SAFELY BEFORE PROMPTLY RETURNING TO THE PLANE AND DYING BECAUSE THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE
Why in the fuck do they even bother?