Thread 723400904

What can be done to stop Game Freak? They can't keep getting away with it.

I'm lazy. Show me all of the new megas.

you
will
boughted
it
anyway

>>723400904 (OP)
They get away with it because Poketards buy every single piece of shit game

>>723400904 (OP)
looks awesome

Pokemon Urine
Pokemon Feces

>>723400904 (OP)
Why stop it?
I haven't bought a pokemon game since 2005 (Emerald) and haven't played past gen 5.
The extra comedy GF provides over the years is just a bonus as I play different romhacks.

>>723400904 (OP)
You just know some designer was given the task of making a Mega form for Starmie, and while they were tearing their hair out of frustration for not having any clue what the fuck to do they were just fucking around with the distort tool on Starmies limbs, until they suddenly had their best idea ever. And here we are.

>>723400904 (OP)
We need to get them to raise the price until the slurpers can't reasonably earn a livable wage while still buying everything. They'll die off.

It grew on me.

>>723400904 (OP)
You are like old ladies, going on and on about the hairstyle of a tv whore.
Yeah, its kind of weird. But why is everyone acting like this is the end of the fucking world? You are all so fucking retarded.

>>723400904 (OP)
The animations on it are funny ngl, but they could have still actually added shit to it. What a sad mega, feels more like a regional varient

kill all pokeniggers

>>723400904 (OP)
the problem isn't the digital cattle, it's the real life """"sentient""" cattle that just consoom product without thinking, and don't care if it sucks
>>723400973
>"buying the dip" on a stock that CONTINUES to dip
you don't play stonks and it shows

>>723401778
What will we laugh at then?

>>723400973
Nuh uh.
No Serena? No buy.

>>723401564
A-Anon? Are you okay?

man the npcs talk too much. its like a tutorial all over

>>723400973
I shan't

>>723400904 (OP)
What really galls me is that it walks. It is supposed to be the most powerful form of this creature, and yet it is confined to walking, where as even Staryu can freely float. It makes no sense.

>>723402738
he got tard strength

>>723402046
yap inflation has progressively gotten worse every game since diamond/pearl started the tutorial and story railroading

>>723402738
it becomes more human to leverage its power gain. some mega evols dont make them strong seem that good

>>723400973
>boughted

>>723401564
And now you are controlled by its fungal power

>>723400973
But I didn't.
I'm replaying PLA instead.

>>723400904 (OP)
Not buying it, but this is easily one of the best new megas. Not that it's a particularly high bar.

>>723400904 (OP)
Shouldve been a new second evo called Starman

>>723403580
Faggot

>>723400973
i wont be bougthened it thoughbeit

>>723402738
>Mega Starmie just becomes "Star-Three" with tentacled appendages like a Beholder
This is what they would have done in Gen 6 and it would have been fine.

>>723400904 (OP)
>

>>723400904 (OP)
someone got paid for this

>>723400961
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/186cXkyHVlvOSEoWOkpzpcTMkkUoE5j9sBO7R25HEKZg/htmlview?gid=353833762&pru=AAABmf5XPQ8*9zwzl-LsgWDT8B9SNoc8Dw#gid=549879683

>>723400961
>api.skullbot.fr/digimon/

>>723400904 (OP)
Well, i'm having a grand time playing Time Stranger.

>>723406863
>Z Megas for Absol, Lucario and others
Haven't seen anyone talk about this. What does that make their original megas? "A" versions?

>>723401984
Serena got captured by Delphox and is currently being used as a broodmare deep in the woods, sorry anon.

>>723400904 (OP)
It’s kino though

>>723400904 (OP)
I like this long legs fellla

>>723407675
Faggot

Don't buy their games, get other people to not buy their games, support competitors.

>>723400904 (OP)
Mega starmie gets way better when you accept it's just a shitpost rather than an honest attempt at making a mega

Look up Ultraman you uncultured dumbfucks. The Staryu line has always been a fuckin joke meme reference from the start towards Ultraman and walking Starfish aliens. Nips already knew this since 1997 and made memes about it.

>>723400904 (OP)
Actual 10/10 design

>>723412091
Shut the fuck up you God damn retard.

>>723411882
>"Its IRONICALLY garbage!"
The absolute state of tendies

>>723400904 (OP)
If they can't make something good, making something amusing is acceptable

>>723400973
I didn't buyed it. Never will.

>>723411882
>It's actually GF deliberately shitting on their fans because they know they can get away with anything
That sure makes things better

>>723400973
Moon was the last Pokemon game I bought, I got to play Sword for free and it just confirmed what I already knew, this franchise is hopeless

>>723412630
I haven't bought a pokemon game since gen 7 lol, and I refuse to buy the half baked attempt at a "game" that is za. Just saying that since I started seeing it as a meme it got better for me, but if you expected an actual good design you can rightfully shit on it

>>723412836
Sword was the first mainline game I tried since Diamond. Never again.

>>723402738
It walks because it’s imitating humans god anime fags are so autistic

>>723400904 (OP)
>Intentionally shitty meme design for retards to eat up
All of my updoots are yours based GameFreak

>>723412742
Is this real?

>>723400961
This but with all the shorts you can wear

>>723400973
No

>>723400904 (OP)
BOI
They had this guy screaming like Ultraman since day one in the anime, this was a foregone conclusion.

>>723400904 (OP)
Nothing. It is inevitable. At some point Game Freak realized that memetic designs generate more online discussion than simple "cool" or "cute" designs, and began including more and more meme Pokemon that are designed to generate fan art and memes to embed Pokemon in online discourse as firmly as possible.

>>723401984
Non canon slop

>>723417053
it's funny
because it looks bad!