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Do Pokémon eat each other?
Anonymous No.723403487 [Report] >>723403559 >>723404883 >>723405764 >>723422578 >>723429568 >>723437023 >>723440139
California squirrels, they're unforgettable
Anonymous No.723403503 [Report]
Can't wait for the influx of topical vore
Anonymous No.723403559 [Report] >>723403890 >>723404883 >>723412320 >>723422578 >>723429568 >>723437023 >>723440139
>>723403487
big, front, teeth, they're eating a mouse
Anonymous No.723403612 [Report] >>723404865
>>723403208 (OP)
I thought California had enough nuts for an entire population of squirrel but it seems i was wrong
Anonymous No.723403657 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Yeah, there are several dex entries about it
Anonymous No.723403660 [Report] >>723403996
that's nuts
Anonymous No.723403674 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
I wish they all could be California squirrels.
Anonymous No.723403686 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
I think so
Anonymous No.723403756 [Report] >>723408992 >>723411858 >>723412167 >>723413443 >>723417482 >>723429570
>>723403208 (OP)
I wonder why.
Anonymous No.723403786 [Report] >>723403928 >>723417327
@723403612
Thanks grandpa, do you need help getting back to Facebook?
Anonymous No.723403787 [Report]
>switching to a pvp build
Anonymous No.723403791 [Report] >>723420171
>>723403208 (OP)
no, they are cartoons for children.
Anonymous No.723403801 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
We should really nuke california.
Anonymous No.723403812 [Report] >>723403961
There's no such thing as herbivores, it's just that some carnivores are braver than others.
Anonymous No.723403858 [Report] >>723403961
A majority of "herbivores" will eat meat. Deer eat meat during the winter for example. It's all due to a lack of food.
Anonymous No.723403890 [Report] >>723404883 >>723422578 >>723429568
>>723403559
west coast resident, now chew the bones up
Anonymous No.723403928 [Report] >>723417327
>>723403786
gimme a you, you Sunnovevitch
Anonymous No.723403961 [Report] >>723405772 >>723420748
>>723403812
>>723403858
Same for carnivores. All animals are opportunistic omnivores.
Anonymous No.723403996 [Report]
>>723403660
THAT'S RIGHT NIGGA IT SURE IS NUTS!!!
Anonymous No.723404115 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Some pokemon eat people, never mind other pokemon
Anonymous No.723404128 [Report] >>723404253 >>723421030 >>723424449
Run for your lives!
Anonymous No.723404157 [Report]
likely all the drugs and bath salts polluting the environment there
pokemon probably do eat each other, though
Anonymous No.723404206 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
N***a that's nuts
Anonymous No.723404253 [Report] >>723404409 >>723404479 >>723404656 >>723408921 >>723410329 >>723411468 >>723432513 >>723433280
>>723404128
>artificially farmed squirrels
tf are squirrels even good for?
Anonymous No.723404409 [Report]
>>723404253
The answer is always China.
Exotic pets, cheap fur, and Chinese potstickers.
Anonymous No.723404479 [Report] >>723404685
>>723404253
They probably didn't farm them and they just chose to make their nest in there. My grandma had some planks that mice would regularly nest under and she'd call the cat over any time she lifted it to catch them.
Anonymous No.723404656 [Report]
>>723404253
Nut retrieval services
Anonymous No.723404685 [Report] >>723404772 >>723404785 >>723410457
>>723404479
Anon, the video literally says they're being farmed
Anonymous No.723404749 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
The weak must fear the strong.
Anonymous No.723404772 [Report]
>>723404685
and we all know you can't add text to a video unless it's true
Anonymous No.723404781 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Massive vegan L
Anonymous No.723404785 [Report]
>>723404685
Please be patient I'm retarded
Anonymous No.723404865 [Report]
>>723403612
N
Anonymous No.723404883 [Report] >>723406226
>>723403487
>>723403559
>>723403890
Fuck you anons, made me laugh.
Anonymous No.723405764 [Report]
>>723403487
I kissed a squirrels, and I liked it
Anonymous No.723405772 [Report] >>723405879
>>723403961
so why is there a nut shortage?
Anonymous No.723405802 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Anonymous No.723405879 [Report] >>723406148 >>723406690 >>723407194 >>723410054 >>723410507 >>723411960 >>723413212 >>723424449
>>723405772
Anonymous No.723406148 [Report]
>>723405879
His greed sickens me
Anonymous No.723406226 [Report] >>723406426
>>723404883
is laughing such a bad thing?
Anonymous No.723406426 [Report] >>723413207
>>723406226
people go to the internet to get angry and sad, not to laugh, unless it is at another's misfortune.
Anonymous No.723406449 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Squirrels are opportunistic foragers, they've been known to eat meat before. OP and the writer of this headline are dumb faggots.
Anonymous No.723406690 [Report]
>>723405879
never seen a cow like that before.
Anonymous No.723406834 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
No. They're wlecteonic.
Anonymous No.723407194 [Report] >>723407298
>>723405879
there's a reddit community entirely based around hating these
Anonymous No.723407298 [Report] >>723407441
>>723407194
Squirrels or fat squirrels
Anonymous No.723407402 [Report] >>723409015 >>723434684
I love squirrels
Anonymous No.723407441 [Report] >>723407557 >>723407619
>>723407298
the fat ones
https://www.reddit.com/r/fatsquirrelhate/s/6Rho9A1hjQ
Anonymous No.723407557 [Report] >>723409024 >>723412283 >>723429202
>>723407441
Oh it's just a joke
Anonymous No.723407619 [Report] >>723407719
>>723407441
Worth clicking it just for this smug fuck
Anonymous No.723407719 [Report]
>>723407619
>tfw no new Conker
Anonymous No.723407819 [Report]
all animals are opportunistic carnivores
Anonymous No.723407857 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
There is no such thing as a vegetarian animal. A deer will eat its own calf if it has to.
Anonymous No.723408815 [Report] >>723416147
>>723403208 (OP)
you took away their nuts, now they eat your nuts
Anonymous No.723408921 [Report] >>723408981 >>723413472
>>723404253
americunts loved to eat squirrels back in the day
some of your presidents had it as their favorite food
Anonymous No.723408981 [Report] >>723409194 >>723421907
>>723408921
they taste like rabbit i imagine?
Anonymous No.723408992 [Report]
>>723403756
There doesn't need to be a reason. Carnivorous ones are currently breeding better. that's just evolution.
Anonymous No.723409015 [Report]
>>723407402
Does it ever seem like they're showing off? They got these little superhero muscles that let them jump 10 feet in the air, I think they like to flex.
Anonymous No.723409024 [Report]
>>723407557
hold up squirrel tits are up there? this changes things
Anonymous No.723409090 [Report] >>723409584
>>723403208 (OP)
christcucks btfo
Anonymous No.723409194 [Report]
>>723408981
Pretty close actually, slightly gamier rabbit. Had squirrel the once, wasn't bad but I wouldn't go out of my way to have it again
Anonymous No.723409316 [Report]
ENTER
Anonymous No.723409454 [Report] >>723409562 >>723425997
Anonymous No.723409484 [Report]
Anonymous No.723409535 [Report] >>723410221
>>723403208 (OP)
NTN
Anonymous No.723409562 [Report] >>723412123 >>723412201 >>723420375 >>723423476
>>723409454
slipping that squirrel a gram of meth, knowing hitler
Anonymous No.723409584 [Report]
>>723409090
any chance you can, huh shlomo?
Anonymous No.723409902 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Can ghost Pokemon eat anything and why
Anonymous No.723410054 [Report] >>723410182
>>723405879
How many winters is this shameless fuck planning on hibernating through
Anonymous No.723410182 [Report]
>>723410054
Only one. The last one.
Anonymous No.723410221 [Report]
>>723409535
>12 hours into No Nut November
Anonymous No.723410231 [Report] >>723411273 >>723411550
>>723403208 (OP)
This is nuts
Anonymous No.723410280 [Report]
IT'S A MOUSE
YOU CAN EAT
OUTSIDE
Anonymous No.723410329 [Report]
>>723404253
Feed for other animals.
Anonymous No.723410335 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
>frogs are turning gay
>squirrels are turning carnivorous
>oppai lolis are turning into a real thing
What is tap water going to ruin next?
Anonymous No.723410457 [Report]
>>723404685
So why not go and ask the video why they're being famed, smartass?
Anonymous No.723410484 [Report] >>723410561
>>723403208 (OP)
We have Squirrels here on the East Coast that eat snakes. I didn't know they weren't carnivorous occasionally? Horses will also eat little baby chicks.
Anonymous No.723410507 [Report] >>723419232
>>723405879
Thats an american one allright
Anonymous No.723410557 [Report] >>723411370
>we as a species have inadvertently due to poor maintenance caused an animal to become a meat eater
Damn, probably gonna keep happening too
Anonymous No.723410561 [Report] >>723410836
>>723410484
Every animal is an opportunistic carnivore
Anonymous No.723410836 [Report] >>723410957
>>723410561
Every 4chan poster is an opportunistic retard.
Anonymous No.723410957 [Report] >>723411072
>>723410836
t. Vegantroon
Anonymous No.723411072 [Report]
>>723410957
Does not follow.
Anonymous No.723411273 [Report] >>723411434
>>723410231
i like americans
just not black americans
Anonymous No.723411370 [Report]
>>723410557
Did You Know there's an actual conspiracy to steal production of pistachio nuts away from other countries and that's why social media is getting flooded with pistachio related recipes
Anonymous No.723411434 [Report]
>>723411273
Based.
Anonymous No.723411468 [Report] >>723411960
>>723404253
They plant tree seeds because they're too dumb to remember where all their food stores are
Anonymous No.723411508 [Report] >>723411994
>>723403208 (OP)
Doesnt this eventually just lead to a whole new species?
Anonymous No.723411550 [Report] >>723417976
>>723410231
Kill me, Pete
Anonymous No.723411771 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
lots of "herbavores" eat other animals to supplement their diet with nutrients they're lacking
rabbits do this, horses do this, deer do this
Anonymous No.723411858 [Report]
>>723403756
thyre going nuts
Anonymous No.723411867 [Report] >>723413253
>>723403208 (OP)
that's nuts
Anonymous No.723411960 [Report]
>>723411468
its for the best. the ones that do remember end up like >>723405879
Anonymous No.723411994 [Report]
>>723411508
Probably would depend on the pro/con effects to development and survival from consuming meat against the risks from having to pursue prey.
The primary concern should be rabies factors.
Anonymous No.723412123 [Report]
>>723409562
nice of him to share
Anonymous No.723412167 [Report]
>>723403756
Had to go keto after eating too many carbs.
Anonymous No.723412201 [Report]
>>723409562
Anonymous No.723412283 [Report] >>723417250
>>723407557
Anonymous No.723412320 [Report]
>>723403559
big, crooked, nose, they're eating baby foreskin
Anonymous No.723412414 [Report] >>723412485 >>723412623
Remember to kill all grey squirrels they are invasive and murder the endangered red squirrel
Anonymous No.723412485 [Report]
>>723412414
more like gay squirrel
Anonymous No.723412595 [Report]
What if a squirrel evolved to stuff whole size humans into its cheeks?
Anonymous No.723412623 [Report]
>>723412414
Only in the west of north america they are native to the east
Anonymous No.723412624 [Report] >>723412768 >>723413003 >>723413063 >>723413494
>>723403208 (OP)
They were probably fed mice in a lab and released to influence other squirrels. "They" are that evil.
Anonymous No.723412768 [Report]
>>723412624
Exactly what a carnivorous squirrel would post.
Anonymous No.723413003 [Report]
>>723412624
redpilled bros why do they keep messing with our squirrels...
Anonymous No.723413063 [Report]
>>723412624
>itz da chiiiiiiiipmunkzzzzz
Anonymous No.723413207 [Report]
>>723406426
if you are normal, you go to laugh, but sadly half of the world now is not normal.
Anonymous No.723413212 [Report]
>>723405879
Getting ready for a nuclear winter
Anonymous No.723413253 [Report]
>>723411867
Imagine she took a bite out of (you)
Anonymous No.723413297 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Nigga, that's not nuts!
Anonymous No.723413443 [Report]
>>723403756
>huge wildfires swept through recently devastating their food source
>new growth hasn't advanced enough to sustain everything
>may as well eat the competition.
Anonymous No.723413472 [Report] >>723414283 >>723417390 >>723421907
>>723408921
So how does it taste?
Anonymous No.723413492 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
nigga, that's mouse
Anonymous No.723413494 [Report] >>723413945
>>723412624
What do bankers get out of promoting genetically modified carnivore squirrels? What would be the endgame here?
Anonymous No.723413652 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
New skin for Marvel Rivals confirmed.
Anonymous No.723413945 [Report]
>>723413494
the nuts
Anonymous No.723414052 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
>Squirrels there eat more meat than their human men.
Grim.
Anonymous No.723414095 [Report] >>723414280
>>723403208 (OP)
>Squirrels are eating the cats and dogs
Maybe they learned it from the illegals?
Anonymous No.723414263 [Report] >>723416553
>>723403208 (OP)
>state where the plant life spontaneously combusts every week
I too would become a carnivore in that shit hole
Anonymous No.723414280 [Report] >>723415961
>>723414095
Wait till they learn from the legals and start drinking blood out of circumcised baby dicks in some tunnels.
Anonymous No.723414283 [Report]
>>723413472
some anons say it tastes like rabbit
Anonymous No.723415780 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Anonymous No.723415961 [Report]
>>723414280
Be silent goy slave
Anonymous No.723416147 [Report]
>>723408815
RED POWER! GO RED SQUIRREL GO!
Anonymous No.723416553 [Report]
>>723414263
Come home rodent man
Anonymous No.723417250 [Report]
>>723412283
Anonymous No.723417327 [Report]
>>723403786
I saw that. You give this man >>723403928 the (You) you owe him.

Kids these days I swear.
Anonymous No.723417390 [Report]
>>723413472
with its tongue
Anonymous No.723417482 [Report]
>>723403756
Rodents are never far away from eating each other. Cannibalism is a common problem with our lab mice.
Anonymous No.723417525 [Report] >>723418118
>>723403208 (OP)
The xray makes it look like they’re hand holding and trying to kiss lol
Anonymous No.723417976 [Report]
>>723411550
Anonymous No.723418049 [Report] >>723418110 >>723418123 >>723418189 >>723419106
Squirrels hunting rats is bad because.....?
Anonymous No.723418110 [Report]
>>723418049
creatures that normally eat plants only eat meat when plants becomes less viable. comifornia is destroying the earth
Anonymous No.723418118 [Report]
>>723417525
h-hot...
Anonymous No.723418123 [Report] >>723419036
>>723418049
It's extremely anti-Semitic.
Anonymous No.723418189 [Report] >>723418402 >>723418494
>>723418049
they should be eating californians instead
Anonymous No.723418402 [Report]
>>723418189
Soon
Anonymous No.723418486 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Yes?
Anonymous No.723418494 [Report]
>>723418189
>the solution to the homeless epidemic is making meat craving squirrels to eat them during their fenty episodes
Clever
Anonymous No.723419036 [Report] >>723419645
>>723418123
Anonymous No.723419106 [Report] >>723421303
>>723418049
you are next on the food chain
Anonymous No.723419232 [Report]
>>723410507
kek
Anonymous No.723419486 [Report] >>723420696 >>723424678 >>723439504
>>723403208 (OP)
We're seeing evolution happen in real time. It's quite fascinating to witness. Wounder what a fully carnivorous squirrel will look like. What traits will be emphasized in future generations of meat eating squirrels?
Anonymous No.723419645 [Report]
>>723419036
don't you dare comparing based Rats to fucking j*ws
Anonymous No.723419786 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
These are the early ramifications of climate change. I hope generating those videos of Sam Altman being racist was worth it.
Anonymous No.723420171 [Report]
>>723403791
Embarrassing
Anonymous No.723420213 [Report] >>723424606 >>723424785 >>723429369
Anonymous No.723420256 [Report] >>723420365
>>723403208 (OP)
Anonymous No.723420365 [Report]
>>723420256
the squirrels on epstein island
Anonymous No.723420375 [Report]
>>723409562
>knowing Hitler
Anonymous No.723420696 [Report] >>723424350 >>723425846 >>723429490
>>723419486
You make fun, but soon there won't be humans left in California.
Anonymous No.723420748 [Report] >>723424036
>>723403961
Not really. Cats and big cats NEVER eat anything other than meat. They're hyperspecislised. Dogs, bears... They're different and they will eat fruits and are able to digest carbs. A family member used to cook rice and veggies for his dog and he loved it everytime
Anonymous No.723421030 [Report]
>>723404128
thats nuts
Anonymous No.723421227 [Report] >>723421324 >>723421718 >>723434025
>>723403208 (OP)
I live in California and the squirrels here have plenty of food to eat with how much people throw away. Hell I saw one eating a whole-ass Taco Bell quesadilla before.
Anonymous No.723421303 [Report]
>>723419106
it goes from rats straight to humans?
Anonymous No.723421324 [Report]
>>723421227
Maybe this is where it comes from
Not intentional behavior, just learned behavior
Anonymous No.723421718 [Report] >>723431543
>>723421227
ALONG CAME LOU WITH THE OLD BABOON
AND SAID RECOGNIZE THAT SMELL?
SMELLS LIKE SEVEN LAYERS
THAT SQUIRREL EATS TACO BELL
Anonymous No.723421907 [Report]
>>723413472
>>723408981
They taste like lean chicken and rabbit, with a nutty-oak after taste.
Its delicious with salt and soft herbs
Anonymous No.723422578 [Report]
>>723403487
>>723403559
>>723403890
KEK
Anonymous No.723423476 [Report]
>>723409562
can't have blitzkrieg without getting blitzed
Anonymous No.723424036 [Report] >>723424656
>>723420748
There's a project I check in on once in a while called the voyageurs wolf project which was set up to study the behavior of wolves during the summer. Gif related tracks their diet over time and interestingly during one part of their year almost half their diet is just berries.
Anonymous No.723424350 [Report]
>>723420696
A human body contains 100% of all the vitamins, nutrients and minerals an animal needs to survive
Anonymous No.723424394 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Literally last gen we got Cramorant, who tries to eat Pikachu.
Anonymous No.723424449 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
>>723404128
>>723405879
Nigga that's nuts
Anonymous No.723424606 [Report]
>>723420213
Getting those sneed oils
Anonymous No.723424656 [Report] >>723424950 >>723425414
>>723424036
Yea like I said. But try to do that experiment with a lynx or a leopard or some other cat population, and things will be different. Cats really are monsters and assassins of the natural world. Try placing your hand inbetween your cat's paws and withdrawing. It'll bite and claw at it.
Anonymous No.723424678 [Report]
>>723419486
A stoat, basically.
Anonymous No.723424785 [Report] >>723425440 >>723438274
>>723420213
>"Can a squirra borrow a fry?"
Anonymous No.723424950 [Report]
>>723424656
bbc mating dance
Anonymous No.723425414 [Report]
>>723424656
It will but playfully. They're used to playing with other fur covered cats though, so they'll scratch the shit out of you.
Anonymous No.723425440 [Report] >>723425635
>>723424785
>squirra
>not squeeka
Anonymous No.723425635 [Report] >>723427565
>>723425440
I'm slipping.
Anonymous No.723425846 [Report] >>723429490 >>723434274 >>723435201
>>723420696
Uh oh.
Anonymous No.723425997 [Report]
>>723409454
Hol up, is der Führer rocking a mullet here?
Anonymous No.723427565 [Report]
>>723425635
We all have our bad days
Anonymous No.723429202 [Report]
>>723407557
Anonymous No.723429257 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Pokeyman are gay
Anonymous No.723429369 [Report]
>>723420213
bro's heart probably exploded after that because of all the salt
but he died deliciously and thats all a critter can ask for
Anonymous No.723429490 [Report] >>723431531 >>723434274
>>723420696
>>723425846
Anonymous No.723429568 [Report]
>>723403487
>>723403559
>>723403890
fuck you lmao
Anonymous No.723429570 [Report]
>>723403756
they always did
most herbivores eat meat when the opportunity presents itself, you don't really need special biological machinery to digest animal matter unlike plant matter
Anonymous No.723431531 [Report] >>723435201
>>723429490
owo
Anonymous No.723431543 [Report]
>>723421718
kek
Anonymous No.723432384 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Those are rodents
Rodents eat anything
Anonymous No.723432494 [Report]
Squirrels are omnivores why is this even news
Anonymous No.723432513 [Report] >>723433164
>>723404253
White people food
Anonymous No.723432954 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Good. Squirrels are preferable to most other rodents. They tend to to be much cleaner.
Anonymous No.723433061 [Report] >>723433831
>>723403208 (OP)
So if they are clearing up rats, isn't that a good thing?
Anonymous No.723433164 [Report]
>>723432513
you have no room to talk, negroid
Anonymous No.723433280 [Report]
>>723404253
Food for exotic pets like snakes
Anonymous No.723433831 [Report]
>>723433061
You just now have bigger rats
Anonymous No.723433862 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Ok I looked this up and squirrels eating other animals isn't exactly new. Squirrels have been recorded eating pigeons, snakes, and even a pack killing a fucking dog.
Anonymous No.723434025 [Report] >>723436854
>>723421227
>live in California
>walking down street one day
>hear some weird sound from the trees
>squirrel is in it and gets close to end of branch
>stares at me and starts making angry barking noises at me
The fuck was his problem?
Anonymous No.723434274 [Report] >>723437909
>>723425846
>>723429490
More of her being a human?
Them being cute together if possible
Anonymous No.723434684 [Report]
>>723407402
Sir Codpiece, Defender of the Nuts
Anonymous No.723435201 [Report] >>723435536
>>723425846
>>723431531
When I was a wee little boy at the age of about 4 or 5, my first sexual thoughts were about capturing and torturing her. I remember how weird yet exciting it felt thinking about it.
I thankfully turned out to be relatively normal and I don't torture animals.
Anonymous No.723435536 [Report]
>>723435201
I didn't want to torture, but it definitely started to spin some lewd ideas that I didn't know what to do with
Anonymous No.723436854 [Report] >>723436926
>>723434025
barking? usually it's more of a clicking noise.
that's the warning squirrel. It basically exists to be angry at the world as a way to warn other squirrels of nearby threats
Anonymous No.723436926 [Report]
>>723436854
They sound like birds if they're pissed
Anonymous No.723437023 [Report]
>>723403487
>>723403559
wholesome chungus alert
Anonymous No.723437263 [Report]
>>723403208 (OP)
Good. Mice need another predator.
Anonymous No.723437909 [Report] >>723438074
>>723434274
Her fan name is Hazel.
Anonymous No.723438074 [Report]
>>723437909
Anonymous No.723438274 [Report]
>>723424785
Squirra, is you gonna' give it back?
Anonymous No.723439504 [Report]
>>723419486
I don’t see how this is evolution, rodents are known omnivores
Anonymous No.723440139 [Report]
>>723403487
>>723403559
I like that chorus unironically