Thread 723403208

Do Pokémon eat each other?

California squirrels, they're unforgettable

Can't wait for the influx of topical vore

>>723403487
big, front, teeth, they're eating a mouse

>>723403208 (OP)
I thought California had enough nuts for an entire population of squirrel but it seems i was wrong

>>723403208 (OP)
Yeah, there are several dex entries about it

that's nuts

>>723403208 (OP)
I wish they all could be California squirrels.

>>723403208 (OP)
I think so

>>723403208 (OP)
I wonder why.

@723403612
Thanks grandpa, do you need help getting back to Facebook?

>>723403208 (OP)
no, they are cartoons for children.

>>723403208 (OP)
We should really nuke california.

There's no such thing as herbivores, it's just that some carnivores are braver than others.

A majority of "herbivores" will eat meat. Deer eat meat during the winter for example. It's all due to a lack of food.

>>723403559
west coast resident, now chew the bones up

>>723403786
gimme a you, you Sunnovevitch

>>723403812
>>723403858
Same for carnivores. All animals are opportunistic omnivores.

>>723403660
THAT'S RIGHT NIGGA IT SURE IS NUTS!!!

>>723403208 (OP)
Some pokemon eat people, never mind other pokemon

Run for your lives!

likely all the drugs and bath salts polluting the environment there
pokemon probably do eat each other, though

>>723403208 (OP)
N***a that's nuts

>>723404128
>artificially farmed squirrels
tf are squirrels even good for?

>>723404253
The answer is always China.
Exotic pets, cheap fur, and Chinese potstickers.

>>723404253
They probably didn't farm them and they just chose to make their nest in there. My grandma had some planks that mice would regularly nest under and she'd call the cat over any time she lifted it to catch them.

>>723404253
Nut retrieval services

>>723404479
Anon, the video literally says they're being farmed

>>723403208 (OP)
The weak must fear the strong.

>>723404685
and we all know you can't add text to a video unless it's true

>>723403208 (OP)
Massive vegan L

>>723404685
Please be patient I'm retarded

>>723403612
N

>>723403487
>>723403559
>>723403890
Fuck you anons, made me laugh.

>>723403487
I kissed a squirrels, and I liked it

>>723403961
so why is there a nut shortage?

>>723405879
His greed sickens me

>>723404883
is laughing such a bad thing?

>>723406226
people go to the internet to get angry and sad, not to laugh, unless it is at another's misfortune.

>>723403208 (OP)
Squirrels are opportunistic foragers, they've been known to eat meat before. OP and the writer of this headline are dumb faggots.

>>723405879
never seen a cow like that before.

>>723403208 (OP)
No. They're wlecteonic.

>>723405879
there's a reddit community entirely based around hating these

>>723407194
Squirrels or fat squirrels

I love squirrels

>>723407298
the fat ones
https://www.reddit.com/r/fatsquirrelhate/s/6Rho9A1hjQ

>>723407441
Oh it's just a joke

>>723407441
Worth clicking it just for this smug fuck

>>723407619
>tfw no new Conker

all animals are opportunistic carnivores

>>723403208 (OP)
There is no such thing as a vegetarian animal. A deer will eat its own calf if it has to.

>>723403208 (OP)
you took away their nuts, now they eat your nuts

>>723404253
americunts loved to eat squirrels back in the day
some of your presidents had it as their favorite food

>>723408921
they taste like rabbit i imagine?

>>723403756
There doesn't need to be a reason. Carnivorous ones are currently breeding better. that's just evolution.

>>723407402
Does it ever seem like they're showing off? They got these little superhero muscles that let them jump 10 feet in the air, I think they like to flex.

>>723407557
hold up squirrel tits are up there? this changes things

>>723403208 (OP)
christcucks btfo

>>723408981
Pretty close actually, slightly gamier rabbit. Had squirrel the once, wasn't bad but I wouldn't go out of my way to have it again

ENTER

>>723403208 (OP)
NTN

>>723409454
slipping that squirrel a gram of meth, knowing hitler

>>723409090
any chance you can, huh shlomo?

>>723403208 (OP)
Can ghost Pokemon eat anything and why

>>723405879
How many winters is this shameless fuck planning on hibernating through

>>723410054
Only one. The last one.

>>723409535
>12 hours into No Nut November

>>723403208 (OP)
This is nuts

IT'S A MOUSE
YOU CAN EAT
OUTSIDE

>>723404253
Feed for other animals.

>>723403208 (OP)
>frogs are turning gay
>squirrels are turning carnivorous
>oppai lolis are turning into a real thing
What is tap water going to ruin next?

>>723404685
So why not go and ask the video why they're being famed, smartass?

>>723403208 (OP)
We have Squirrels here on the East Coast that eat snakes. I didn't know they weren't carnivorous occasionally? Horses will also eat little baby chicks.

>>723405879
Thats an american one allright

>we as a species have inadvertently due to poor maintenance caused an animal to become a meat eater
Damn, probably gonna keep happening too

>>723410484
Every animal is an opportunistic carnivore

>>723410561
Every 4chan poster is an opportunistic retard.

>>723410836
t. Vegantroon

>>723410957
Does not follow.

>>723410231
i like americans
just not black americans

>>723410557
Did You Know there's an actual conspiracy to steal production of pistachio nuts away from other countries and that's why social media is getting flooded with pistachio related recipes

>>723411273
Based.

>>723404253
They plant tree seeds because they're too dumb to remember where all their food stores are

>>723403208 (OP)
Doesnt this eventually just lead to a whole new species?

>>723410231
Kill me, Pete

>>723403208 (OP)
lots of "herbavores" eat other animals to supplement their diet with nutrients they're lacking
rabbits do this, horses do this, deer do this

>>723403756
thyre going nuts

>>723403208 (OP)
that's nuts

>>723411468
its for the best. the ones that do remember end up like >>723405879

>>723411508
Probably would depend on the pro/con effects to development and survival from consuming meat against the risks from having to pursue prey.
The primary concern should be rabies factors.

>>723409562
nice of him to share

>>723403756
Had to go keto after eating too many carbs.

>>723403559
big, crooked, nose, they're eating baby foreskin

Remember to kill all grey squirrels they are invasive and murder the endangered red squirrel

>>723412414
more like gay squirrel

What if a squirrel evolved to stuff whole size humans into its cheeks?

>>723412414
Only in the west of north america they are native to the east

>>723403208 (OP)
They were probably fed mice in a lab and released to influence other squirrels. "They" are that evil.

>>723412624
Exactly what a carnivorous squirrel would post.

>>723412624
redpilled bros why do they keep messing with our squirrels...

>>723412624
>itz da chiiiiiiiipmunkzzzzz

>>723406426
if you are normal, you go to laugh, but sadly half of the world now is not normal.

>>723405879
Getting ready for a nuclear winter

>>723411867
Imagine she took a bite out of (you)

>>723403208 (OP)
Nigga, that's not nuts!

>>723403756
>huge wildfires swept through recently devastating their food source
>new growth hasn't advanced enough to sustain everything
>may as well eat the competition.

>>723408921
So how does it taste?

>>723403208 (OP)
nigga, that's mouse

>>723412624
What do bankers get out of promoting genetically modified carnivore squirrels? What would be the endgame here?

>>723403208 (OP)
New skin for Marvel Rivals confirmed.

>>723413494
the nuts

>>723403208 (OP)
>Squirrels there eat more meat than their human men.
Grim.

>>723403208 (OP)
>Squirrels are eating the cats and dogs
Maybe they learned it from the illegals?

>>723403208 (OP)
>state where the plant life spontaneously combusts every week
I too would become a carnivore in that shit hole

>>723414095
Wait till they learn from the legals and start drinking blood out of circumcised baby dicks in some tunnels.

>>723413472
some anons say it tastes like rabbit

>>723414280
Be silent goy slave

>>723408815
RED POWER! GO RED SQUIRREL GO!

>>723414263
Come home rodent man

>>723403786
I saw that. You give this man >>723403928 the (You) you owe him.

Kids these days I swear.

>>723413472
with its tongue

>>723403756
Rodents are never far away from eating each other. Cannibalism is a common problem with our lab mice.

>>723403208 (OP)
The xray makes it look like they’re hand holding and trying to kiss lol

Squirrels hunting rats is bad because.....?

>>723418049
creatures that normally eat plants only eat meat when plants becomes less viable. comifornia is destroying the earth

>>723417525
h-hot...

>>723418049
It's extremely anti-Semitic.

>>723418049
they should be eating californians instead

>>723418189
Soon

>>723403208 (OP)
Yes?

>>723418189
>the solution to the homeless epidemic is making meat craving squirrels to eat them during their fenty episodes
Clever

>>723418049
you are next on the food chain

>>723410507
kek

>>723403208 (OP)
We're seeing evolution happen in real time. It's quite fascinating to witness. Wounder what a fully carnivorous squirrel will look like. What traits will be emphasized in future generations of meat eating squirrels?

>>723419036
don't you dare comparing based Rats to fucking j*ws

>>723403208 (OP)
These are the early ramifications of climate change. I hope generating those videos of Sam Altman being racist was worth it.

>>723403791
Embarrassing

>>723420256
the squirrels on epstein island

>>723409562
>knowing Hitler

>>723419486
You make fun, but soon there won't be humans left in California.

>>723403961
Not really. Cats and big cats NEVER eat anything other than meat. They're hyperspecislised. Dogs, bears... They're different and they will eat fruits and are able to digest carbs. A family member used to cook rice and veggies for his dog and he loved it everytime

>>723404128
thats nuts

>>723403208 (OP)
I live in California and the squirrels here have plenty of food to eat with how much people throw away. Hell I saw one eating a whole-ass Taco Bell quesadilla before.

>>723419106
it goes from rats straight to humans?

>>723421227
Maybe this is where it comes from
Not intentional behavior, just learned behavior

>>723421227
ALONG CAME LOU WITH THE OLD BABOON
AND SAID RECOGNIZE THAT SMELL?
SMELLS LIKE SEVEN LAYERS
THAT SQUIRREL EATS TACO BELL

>>723413472
>>723408981
They taste like lean chicken and rabbit, with a nutty-oak after taste.
Its delicious with salt and soft herbs

>>723403487
>>723403559
>>723403890
KEK

>>723409562
can't have blitzkrieg without getting blitzed

>>723420748
There's a project I check in on once in a while called the voyageurs wolf project which was set up to study the behavior of wolves during the summer. Gif related tracks their diet over time and interestingly during one part of their year almost half their diet is just berries.

>>723420696
A human body contains 100% of all the vitamins, nutrients and minerals an animal needs to survive

>>723403208 (OP)
Literally last gen we got Cramorant, who tries to eat Pikachu.

>>723403208 (OP)
>>723404128
>>723405879
Nigga that's nuts

>>723420213
Getting those sneed oils

>>723424036
Yea like I said. But try to do that experiment with a lynx or a leopard or some other cat population, and things will be different. Cats really are monsters and assassins of the natural world. Try placing your hand inbetween your cat's paws and withdrawing. It'll bite and claw at it.

>>723419486
A stoat, basically.

>>723420213
>"Can a squirra borrow a fry?"

>>723424656
bbc mating dance

>>723424656
It will but playfully. They're used to playing with other fur covered cats though, so they'll scratch the shit out of you.

>>723424785
>squirra
>not squeeka

>>723425440
I'm slipping.

>>723420696
Uh oh.

>>723409454
Hol up, is der Führer rocking a mullet here?

>>723425635
We all have our bad days

>>723403208 (OP)
Pokeyman are gay

>>723420213
bro's heart probably exploded after that because of all the salt
but he died deliciously and thats all a critter can ask for

>>723420696
>>723425846

>>723403487
>>723403559
>>723403890
fuck you lmao

>>723403756
they always did
most herbivores eat meat when the opportunity presents itself, you don't really need special biological machinery to digest animal matter unlike plant matter

>>723429490
owo

>>723421718
kek

>>723403208 (OP)
Those are rodents
Rodents eat anything

Squirrels are omnivores why is this even news

>>723404253
White people food

>>723403208 (OP)
Good. Squirrels are preferable to most other rodents. They tend to to be much cleaner.

>>723403208 (OP)
So if they are clearing up rats, isn't that a good thing?

>>723432513
you have no room to talk, negroid

>>723404253
Food for exotic pets like snakes

>>723433061
You just now have bigger rats

>>723403208 (OP)
Ok I looked this up and squirrels eating other animals isn't exactly new. Squirrels have been recorded eating pigeons, snakes, and even a pack killing a fucking dog.

>>723421227
>live in California
>walking down street one day
>hear some weird sound from the trees
>squirrel is in it and gets close to end of branch
>stares at me and starts making angry barking noises at me
The fuck was his problem?

>>723425846
>>723429490
More of her being a human?
Them being cute together if possible

>>723407402
Sir Codpiece, Defender of the Nuts

>>723425846
>>723431531
When I was a wee little boy at the age of about 4 or 5, my first sexual thoughts were about capturing and torturing her. I remember how weird yet exciting it felt thinking about it.
I thankfully turned out to be relatively normal and I don't torture animals.

>>723435201
I didn't want to torture, but it definitely started to spin some lewd ideas that I didn't know what to do with

>>723434025
barking? usually it's more of a clicking noise.
that's the warning squirrel. It basically exists to be angry at the world as a way to warn other squirrels of nearby threats

>>723436854
They sound like birds if they're pissed

>>723403487
>>723403559
wholesome chungus alert

>>723403208 (OP)
Good. Mice need another predator.

>>723434274
Her fan name is Hazel.

>>723424785
Squirra, is you gonna' give it back?

>>723419486
I don’t see how this is evolution, rodents are known omnivores

>>723403487
>>723403559
I like that chorus unironically