Thread 723425638

OH NO NO NO

>>723425638 (OP)
not a single one of them learned anything from SV

>>723425842
They don't have to. You'll buy it anyway

>>723425638 (OP)
I'm so glad I fell out of the pokemon shit
mostly because i couldnt afford a 3ds and by the time the switch came around i didnt care anymore

>>723425638 (OP)
Still buying it [Insert dancing_mario.webm]

>>723425842
They learned the most important lesson of all, that they could pack Masuda's malnourished turds in a red box and Nintendo fans would buy it for a premium price.

Still buying pokemon

>>723425638 (OP)
>Another MIGA anti pokemon propaganda hit piece
Anything to cover up the Epstein list now?

>>723425638 (OP)
>Snoys still desperately trying to defame Pokemon
A tale as old as time. Why not play one of your many PS exclusives instead of whining about Nintendo?

I'm considering emulating it

>>723425638 (OP)
I don't believe poketards can be disappointed.

>>723426325
>>723426374
Niggerw

I don't know anything about pokemon but I'm still assuming this will still sell millions right?

>>723425638 (OP)
it's not really small or boring, there's a ton of verticality and the game opens up more as it goes on

>>723427076
It’s small and boring, game map is so fucking boring that you end up warping everywhere just to save time because there’s literally no content besides shitty side quests and copy pasted scaffolding

>>723425842
Scarlet on the Switch 2 is fucking amazing, you third-world retard.

>>723425842
They learned from sw/sh and s/v that they can shit out an unfinished beta and it will still sell 20 million copies due to brand name alone.

does this game on the switch 2 even run 4k 60 fps?

>>723427076
Yeah but the journalists dont have time to play it so they're just recycling snoy talking points back at them for clicks

Let me guess, its also piss easy mode like every modern Pokémon game has been?

>>723425638 (OP)
>leaving fans disappointed
It does matter, if they already bought it. Pokefags refuse to let go.

>metacritic score now at 79
uh oh what will poketards do when it goes below 75?

>>723425638 (OP)
This one doesn't have different zones like Arceus did? It's just the city?

>>723427479
My 3090 can't run 4k@60, no way in hell Switch 2 can.

Nintendo needs to muscle in on these fags and have them joint-develop all future titles with internal Ninty studios

I dont believe there are any fans left of pokemon games, its just manchildren who want to buy nintendo merch.

>>723427557
yes
the "real-time" combat makes it even easier because instead of choosing which attack to do each turn, you just spam your attacks on cooldown
then there's the rollslop, which is just tiring at this point

>>723427495
>>723427076
shit that never happened.
also, it's still small even if opens up part of the map up it's just an illusion of it being big because you opened a part of them map a good example of this is banjo kazooie nuts and bolts

>>723425842
SV's map wasn't small though so what are you even talking about

>>723427771
Pokemon fans are another kind of beast, and by beast I mean somehow they're as bad as FIFAtards

>>723425638 (OP)
>I will make a blog that says the opposite of metacritics consensus, OP is such a contrarian bootlicker he will give me so many clicks haha.
every time.

>>723427076
>Same location, but higher up

>>723428674
79 is hardly a consensus though. Any half decent pokemon game should have no problem getting 85-90 just on name value alone.

>>723425638 (OP)
>Reposing Kotaku

Palsisters we won

>>723425842
Learn what? SV sold over 20 million despite the blatant low quality, pokefags are barely functional golem who will buy no matter what

>>723429232
>kotaku when they praise anything nintendo, pokemon related: :DDDDD

>kotaku when they don't praise what they like and criticize it: >:CCCC

>Get Captcha: NNMN

>>723429441
They have never been reputable regardless of system. Nintendo they've held their own grudge for when they were blacklisted and denied review copies for promoting emulating games that hadn't released.

>>723427073
of course lmao, pokemon fans are legitimately brain damaged

>>723425638 (OP)
>""""""""""Open World""""""""""""

>>723425638 (OP)
Imagine posting these threads all day.

>>723427649
They will ignore it and call the game a Masterpiece anyway...

>>723427689
Retard.

>>723429747
>Imagine posting these threads all day.
But enough about the Weekly Famitsu threads.

>>723425638 (OP)
GameFreak doesn't care. They already got your money, and the next game will have an even smaller budget with less content, which their cult will buy.

>>723429747
Imagine the cultists defending their friends at Nintendo daily.

>>723425842
SV had a huge map and the additional Area Zero multilayer cavern, and thats before the DLC.
Legends AZ is literally the same size as SV's DLC Blueberry Academy Dome. But at least the dome had 4 sections that looked different, AZ's map looks exactly the fucking same from every corner, which is bullshit that they did that when the game introduces several city factions. And no large city looks exactly the same in real life, definitely not fucking Paris either, which is what Lumoise is based on.

>>723429867
excited to see if they can get it down to $2m budget, just cranking out AAA revenue on indie tier costs and high school tier quality

>>723429569
That's true they basically hate every console and game but let's not pretend people won't be biased if it was anyone else besides kotaku also pokemon fans despise criticism they use excuses like "it's only good if it's fun" which is subjective since it can be a mixed back of reactions to the so-called fun
but they'll show they're asses when they find another game with the same issues as a modern pokemon game disavowing the game despite their game being in the same situation

PALWORLD WINS AGAIN!!! HAHAHAHA

Pokemon fans deserve everything bad that happens to them

>>723429441
Not him but Kotaku is shit no matter what and you shouldn't give that vidyagaems hating rag any clicks or attention. I also haven't enjoyed a Pokemon game since Soul Silver re-release on the DS. The last one I tolerated was Sword/Shield. Played one more after that and was done.
Now I just play superior Pokemon - Aethermancer. I couldn't be happier leaving it behind for objectively superior options like Aethermancer.

I'm kinda glad for Dexit now since it stopped me from buying Sword/Shield and any games after it.

>>723425638 (OP)
Small map isn't as big of a deal as the insanely long tutorial. Fucking why? I managed just fine as a kid playing the originals, getting water for the guard and finding the machine part in the gym.

>>723431428
the new games aren't for you

>>723431548
I know. I pirated the game but I just couldn't deal with hours of tutorials so I uninstalled it.

B&W series is the last Pokemon game.

>buy shitty game
>complain while you pretend to care about quality
>continue to buy shitty games as they become worse and worse
death to all pokeniggers

>sloppy turds enjoyer is disappointed with liquid diarrhea
Uhh okay

Calling this game open world is wild.

What is the point of these threads? It won't stop the game from selling bajillions

>>723432427
It just did. Checkmate.

>>723432427
to confirm that there are other people who recognize how awful things have gotten. if all i knew was that these games sold 20 million copies, i would think i had gone insane, but it is a comfort to know that /v/ remains a den of spite

>>723425638 (OP)
I hope this ends the Pokemon Legends spinoff. We want more spinoffs like Colosseum and Gale of Darkness. Colosseum and Gale of Darkness are awesome.

>>723432686
are you retarded? why would you monkeypaw yourself like this?

>>723432732
Colosseum and Gale of Darkness are way better than Legends Arceus and ZA. Fuck yourself.

>>723432814
>the problem with the series is that they aren't making really fucking terrible entries in my favorite series, if only they were ruining the gamecube games i would finally be satisfied
i mean, ok i guess

>>723432858
They should go back to what made Colosseum and Gale of Darkness good and take it from there.

>>723433006
they should collectively commit seppuku, but i don't think either event is especially likely

>>723432686
pkm champions will be the new arena pkm games better pray the animations are HQ