Thread 723427780

>flushes Dark Cloud 2 in 30 minutes because it "sucks ass"
>plays Dark Souls for the 1000th time

>>723427780 (OP)
Did he actually? I was hooked on DC2 in the first dungeon but back in the ps2 days you finished your games. It's one that literally just gets better and better with more systems and progression paths.

damn he's young and handsome here.

>>723427780 (OP)
this guy hates gaming and he only come on stream to tell everyone he is still alive so he can collect his cut out of his c u c k viewers

i would've expected aris fans to have a higher tolerance for his type of humor and antics, why are you all whiny bitches?

>AIIEEEEE WE WANT VODS
>AIIEEEEEE WE WANT TEKKEN
>AIIEEEEE WHY DID YOU FLUSH ANIME KUSOGE PANTY ADVENTURE 69

>>723427780 (OP)
>goes on a rant how he isnt going to stand up against his bigoted dementia riddled grandma because she hates gays and that the whole family has been lying to her about an uncle being a fag

>>723427780 (OP)
not a single white person watches that pot smoking untermensch

tlThis guy is a fucking gaywad. I've been very lucky to avoid all the faggot american youtubers (angry nerd, nostalgia critic, sam hyde) for a very long time but I had an old friend round my house the other day and he wanted to show me a "cool" Elden Ring video; It was just this fucking goblin feigning indifference yet being completely butt blasted the whole time

>expecting 98 year old granma to survive surgery
lol & mao

>>723428025
he has probably banned like 1000 people and people in his chat are still bitches, incredible.

>>723427780 (OP)
He's been doing this shit for years, if you're still around you should be used to it

>>723428237
Cat fags rot in hell.

>>723427780 (OP)
you sure love vlogging about this disgusting subhuman eceleb huh

>>723428263
Chat reflects the streamer, dude has always been a whiny fat bitch it's just that he was better at hiding it 8+ years ago. Much like all the virgin losers that inhabit this board and suck e-celeb cock daily.

>>723427780 (OP)
me, personally, i really dont like playing older games anymore unless its a game I played back then
its not like new games are inherently better, but I dont know. I just lose interest.

bros, how do i get people to watch me play video games and whine about them and get paid for it?

who is this dude?

>>723427780 (OP)
He is unironically /ourguy/.
Every new release is garbage to him, and the only things he touches are obscure shovelware or games with huge tits.
Doesn’t care about story, doesn’t care about music, doesn’t even care about games at all… and yet he STILL complains.
That’s /v/ in its purest form, and we must salute our king.

Who gives a shit about ecelebs?

>>723428114
I do. I think he is funny. I get the impression that most of his chat is hispanic

he's been miserable to watch since at least covid

>>723428854
be likeable and entertaining + a healthy dose of luck

I stopped playing DC2 when it started forcing me to do the city building crap, leave me alone man

>>723428985
what games should i start streaming with you think?

>>723428949
I discovered him during covid when he was playing demon's souls demake

>>723427780 (OP)
Souls shitters are bad at video games without get out of jail free buttons? More news at 11

>>723429084
yes exactly

whoever recommended dark cloud 2 to him was a retard

>>723428854
do whatever the most popular streamers are doing (i.e. daily react videos to pointless shit) until it destroys your soul and constantly beg night media to sign you
ignore this anon >>723428985 because obviously the first part there is irrelevant to success

I loved DC1 but flushed DC2 just a few hours in, am I based or cringe?

how do you make it to 40 and not own any glasses or cups and be proud of it thats below asmongold tier

>>723429301
he surprisingly liked dragon quest 8

>>723429543
understandable, that game's voiceover and cast are actually really charming. he would've maybe liked dc1 but dc2 is too anime

>>723428890
>he hates games
>mocks ESLs
>new=trash
>AAA=trash
>whines about everything
>doesn't go outside
>calls everyone retarded
>makes offensive jokes (for a twitch streamer)
that's definitely /v/

I flushed Aris 6 months ago. If you are a gamer you still play games even when the industry is shit and the games suck. Does a coomer stop cooming even if his favorite pornstars have all been replaced with tattoo'd freaks?

>Liked Tainted Grail and Death Stranding 2 but flushed them anyways
>Flushes every other retro game he tries out for arbitrary reasons
>Randomly decided to put 50 hours into Morrowind
>Has beaten more shitty horror games than any streamer
>Would have liked 2XKO but flushed it because 3S is his comfort blanket
>Won't admit he prefers D2 to PoE even though it's plainly obvious
>Keeps "replaying" RE1 and DS1 just to quit after one stream
What a confusing man

At first I thought his whiny bitch act was just that but he actually is one. Is he good at any games? Genuine question.

>>723427780 (OP)
when are you people going to realize he basically doesnt like anything new to him, you guys cheer when he shits on new games but to him theres no difference in his experience between dark cloud 2 and silent hill f

>>723427780 (OP)
Dark cock 2 does suck though.

This fat retard is just green DSP, if DSP was actually good at a handful of games. I always laugh seeing the same losers donating money to him over and over, really sick stuff. Imagine being middle aged and using your paycheck to support a bitter childless fat faggot in his 40s

>>723430141
Tekken, before the arthritis kicked in

>>723427780 (OP)
>flushed
>Silent Hill F
>Tekken 8
>Zoomer garbage

What a fucking GOD

>>723428890
DSP/LTG/Aris
The four horsemen of teh 4chinz

>>723430243
except hes fucking funny you retarded ape, the whole reason people stick around dsp is to watch the trainwreck. aris is funny without trying to be, the hallmark of a person you want to keep coming back to

>>723427780 (OP)

Of course he does. Dark Souls was chosen for the best videogame of all time for a reason my contrarian friend. It really is THAT good.

>>723430546
Hes not funny XQX and Asmongold are funny Pogchamps, i donate the billionare money and he says millenial bad anmd zoommer pogpOGPOGPOG

>>723427780 (OP)
Tekken players are all normalfags with awful taste.

>played tekken his entire life
>is basically known for fighting games
>hates tekken 8 so much he denounced fighting games entirely and calls his bowel movements "tekken 8s"
how do you fuck your game up this bad

>>723427780 (OP)
Is that even enough time to get out of the carnival and start the game?

Dark cloud 2 is one of the grindiest, most repetitive games to exist. Only people with a particular kind of gear grinding autism can tolerate it.

>>723428854
Best bet is be ugly and funny. Betas love to watch guys that are not attractive and will gravitate towards ugly niggas. Spout memes and shout, be bad at games and focus on souls slop and you've got yourself the recipe for 1 million subs AFTER you invest 10k into Google for promoting you.

>>723428985
good advice
>>723429310
>>723431058
bad advice

>>723430141
he was good in NA tekken but never a top world's player. he did better at soulcalibur than tekken, winning a couple of majors in it.

>butthurt esl redname banned from this niggas chat tries his hardest to shit on a successful vidya extraordinaire
step out of his enormously fat shadow lil pup

>>723431231
Don't listen to this guy. He doesn't have subs and doesn't understand how beneficial it is to be ugly.

I highly suspect most of his bans are performative and don't really stick.

>>723427780 (OP)
He hated all soulsslop except DS1. He shat on Sekiro too.

>>723430141
he was unironically the best soul calibur 2 player in the world at a point, its just that you would win like an xbox at the time

Havrnt watched him/twitch in years. I remember my fav streams of his was when he played SF3rd strike with viewers

>>723427780 (OP)
Dark Cloud 2 is an amazing game though.

>>723427910
He dropped it cause theres a bunch of story at the beginning with killer clown robots or some shit

>>723432937
thats because he's right
everything past ds1 is fucking slop

>>723430537
Suzi is the 4th

>>723427780 (OP)
This board is for ANONYMOUS opinions about VIDEO GAMES!

If you want to advertise your internet boyfriend and his shitty “gaming channel”, you can crawl back to YouTube, Twitch, Xitter, Reddit or whatever shithole you came from, faggot.

>>723430537
>four

>>723430050
have you tried getting another hobby

>>723434958
>This board is for ANONYMOUS opinions about VIDEO GAMES!
Not really.

>>723427780 (OP)
DC2 is my favorite game :(

There is literally nothing wrong with being a male cat owner.

>>723435261
men own dogs

>>723430818
What difference does it make if any fighting game is good for him if he refuses to play online and only stays in training mode in all games?

>>723427780 (OP)
He can be fun to watch but his taste and most of his opinions are abysmal dogshit.

>>723427780 (OP)
this is just dsp with a beard and poor lighting

The fact that they ban anyone for even mentioning the archive, and (n0pants AKA gacha brainrotten brown clown) will mute your account on youtube for it too, alone is pretty bad. He suffers from peer pressure far too easily and you can tell he's always been like that and it fucks with him.

>>723435261
true and 4chan is for cat owners