Thread 723430657

I've got bad news, everynon.
I'm Steven.

>>723430908
You're grounded.

>>723430908
We're going to bury you ALIVE

ointment

>game has advanced movement tech
>pain in the ass to input
>makes the gameplay look retarded
>if you don't do it you get destroyed in multiplayer by people who do

>>723430657 (OP)
Unironically, I believe taking responsibility for your own biological children is being a better man. wish my own father thought that, at least

It’s kind of funny how reference fresh prince is for a site that hates black so much.

>>723431568
referenced* fuck now I look esl

>>723431448
>1994
>super rich family still only has an NES

>>723430908
This is unacceptable. I’m very disappointed in you.

>>723431568
I don't hate blacks however, just niggers. If you can't tell the difference then you haven't lived enough.

>>723431720
that just means they have good taste. The NES has a far superior library than the SNES

>>723431905
They wouldn't have had anything but maybe mario 3 and punch out.

This is terrible...I'm retarded.

>>723431448
good because you are an asshole

OP you gotta kick that man's BUTT

>>723432102
let me guess
you need more?

I don't understand all the negative hub bub around pricing

>>723431527
who cares what you think? you ate all my breffmints!
you should be ashamed of yourself
moron!
how could you do such a thing?
I hate you!
you are stupid and ugly and i wish you would die!
you should kill yourself and you..you really stupid!
STUPID!

>>723430657 (OP)
would you make me a sandwich op?

I'm Henry Furth

>>723433026
I've done it.

>>723433217
Mods I want you to ban this anon, he ate all my breffmints

I was minding my DAMN business eating some DAMN fruit

>>723433217
You disgust me. May your wrongdoings haunt you for all of eternity.

>>723433217
You've swindled me

>>723433217
You should be ASHAMED of yourself!

>part 2 coming soon
Why he dont want me man

>>723433217
Fuck your father, fuck you nigga. You are a fool!

>>723432264
i broke my stick admiring the prime frame's posteriors. i kept turning too fast

Maaaaan you SELL FISH

OH MY GOD

>>723433217
but that's brerb

>>723433217
your really stupit

>>723433751
>tmw Mirage Prime sits on your face
I CANT BREATHE
I CANT BREATHE

>>723431796
I'm sorry.

>>723433217
your penis smells terrible

Ay, G, uh, you bring the mail in yet?

>>723430657 (OP)
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN

>>723434050
then zephyr then messa, then equinox, night form's pancakes, then ivara, then wisp

We’ve gotta attack him.

SHA
SHA
SHA
SSSSSSEIS

>>723433217
You are poor as you are IRISH. And you have my pity.

>>723434608
thank you sweetheart

SHNISHKERBOBBER ZHIN
SHNISHKERBOBBER ZHIN
SAEYAEYAEYAEYA-

>>723435641
YEAAAHHHHHHH

>>723434782
>NOOOOOO I was saving that to calm myself
>lest I get too busy RUBBING my COCK

>>723435171
and we must be happeee

>>723437048
you know you really need a woman g

ITS DOUBLEMINT GUM! WHEN CHEWED, ITS FOOD!

>>723431568
>funny show
>lots of meme potential
not even poltards can deny this

Post YFW when you heard:
BREFFMINTS.

>>723433106
drink it

Sonic crapped in there!

This is a black thing isn't it?

>>723432321
i'm sorry everybody can't be as stupid as you Uncle Phil

And you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey

My ass itches! Scratch my ass permanently!

>>723430657 (OP)
This guy was my favorite YouTube Pooper when I was a lad

>>723438425
That was a long time ago…

>>723438583
But I'm still a lad
WAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>723430657 (OP)
>Oh my God, he's God

>>723430908
FUCK STEVEN UNIVERSE

>>723438714
HALLELUJAH

Does anyone know the name of this song?

https://youtu.be/hxok6ROC-1o?t=87

__NO_

>>723439924
Ti adoro by Luciano Pavarotti
personally my favorite Pavarotti song is Mattinata

>>723431135
I'll scratch your bush if you scratch mine.

>>723440046
for me it's Tosca act 3

>>723439982
when i say no she jumps

>>723433217
YOU NEED TO LEAVE

>>723431568
>Everyone on 4chan is racist
No, it's just that this is the place where you can say nigger without getting trouble.

Guess what, just because you can say it doesn't mean it still makes you any smarter or cooler.

>>723435250
im willing to take that risk

>AND YOU FIND GEOFRY!
>AND YOU FIND GEOFRY!
>AND YOU FIND GEOFRY!
>AND YOU FIND GEOFRY!
>AND YOU FIND GEOFRY!

>>723431568
nobody really hates black people that much on 4chan. Because anyone can be racist here and nobody cares. It's the repressed places that go the most manic over the things they're repressed about. The most racist place on the internet is probably reddit, they have entire racially segregated boards that ban you for being the wrong race.

>>723432745
im sorry i've got to say something.
hupsupsuhpsuhusushuspsuhhusupsu
do i make myself clear?

>>723431568
A-actually we're not REALLY racist... we just like posting statistics and claiming racial superiority while advocating for the cleansing of inferior blacks, but is that really racism?

>>723441435
come on don't be ignorant, not all of us want to advocate for the cleansing of inferior blacks
some of us also want to turn America into an apartheid government and create a second Liberia.

the only thread a black man can walk around with a mask on and not get raped

I love Fesh Pinceposting

SIMMIS

SIMOMIS

What is your favorite YTPs videos, you all?

>>723433217
Mods, NOH this man!

>>723443656
it's even vidya related
https://youtu.be/EmrWHmuUOLg?si=VgsVi5YzwXHom5li

>>723443656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeKg94zvbds
this one is on fesh pince's level in my opinion

>>723443656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiYIuBah78k

>>723443717
this one is similar quality imo
https://youtu.be/Trn1HdTlKY4?si=R4bqyVDzpbwpCtW5

>>723431568
your honor
this is a black thing isnt it

>>723431720
>NES was on top of the TV
>whenever they want to play it their controllers wires were dangling in front of the screen

>>723443656
Can't beat a classic WITH THE HELP OF KYOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJYT8ee6ryA

/v/, your opening statement.

>>723443656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE9AmKpktc0

>>723444391
__

>>723440494
I've been banned a bunch of times for saying the n-word on 4chan before. Thankfully I've reformed since then.

>>723431720
How do you think they got rich
>NOOO I MUST CONSOOM DOE
And this is why most of you will forever be rentoids blaming the system for all of your problems

>>723444606
Where do you live that buying a Super Nintendo would be financially ruinous? Mauritania?

>>723445227
I grew up in Brazil and remember my parents not really thinking twice about getting one.

>>723443717
Absolutely based Flesh Pinch appreciator, it is unironically on the same level of greatness as Fesh Pince.

>>723443980
>"im gman"
>"gman im having second thoughts"
how half-life should have ended

>>723444893
>>723441865

>>723444271
nice

>>723443656
https://youtu.be/wn7xBtTTPT4?si=N0FstBUY1jgBPp3V

>And we can do it ourselves?
Yeah

>>723443656
Doesn't really count as YTP, but I've been getting a kick out of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngpd6nZzdTM recently.

>>723445845
wish cjflo had had a comeback arc a la captpan (who himself seems to have gone silent again)

>>723431568
Black people were at their most tolerable in the late 80s through the 90s. Shit like 9/11, Katrina, Buck Ofama, the 2016 election, Floyd riots and overexposure due to the current woke agenda made people despise them back to Jim Crow levels again. Most of it isnt their fault, it really is a few bad apples or well maybe half the bushel at this point.

>>723443656
https://youtu.be/SmugYzJwl9E

>>723448204
man has never heard of Los Angeles in the 90s

>>723448272
My mandatory college ethnic studies told me that blacks were unfairly judged against worst koreans and the violence they caused was largely because of socioeconomic factors and that they totally weren't targeting Asians at the time.

>>723443656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H3yorTpb0Y

>>723431568
THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU I SAID WEe-E-EeEeW. PAY ATTENTION.

>>723448272
California has been an enduring shithole for eons.

>>723448951
i was referring to the LA riots in particular

>>723433217
Die a VIOLENT death.

>>723448208
nice to see a classic cdi poop enjoyer

https://youtu.be/w0gmXwwe8nA?si=uDeRoZZVARaDt8SM

>>723430657 (OP)
You know what?

This is so sexy.

It wasn't until fesh pince 3 that I realized I say milk at least once a day.

Now every time I need to, I have to make a geoffrey reference.

Lunch is served... but it's milk

>>723431448
What is Gears of War

>>723449454
Jazz, how did you get in the trunk?

>>723433217
Sex

>>723431568
This is the same website that's been stuck on using 'based' for the last ten years while claiming that they'd never used "nigger slang" whenever they get pissed off at some zoomer saying unc fr capping. Brother, where do you think BASED came from

>>723444893
>I think you should take that back, man
This is the only one I don't get

>>723449717
What do their Down+B moves do?

>>723448901
the best

>>723449819
ahh

>>723449695
no one ever actually used 'based' the way you're implying
it was a lil b thing exclusively, "the based god," and was only ever brought into its current usage as a joke riffing on that fact, by Internet dwellers. it has never been included in the broader mainstream black vernacular
I don't know where you or anyone else got the idea otherwise

>>723431568
I don't hate black people, I hate niggers. 'Nigger' is a mentality and a culture. Lotta white niggers too, and I don't like them either.

>>723443980
>1:09
That's some good shit.

>>723443656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWlKr4seJ-0&list=PL8fAhLpxoiJTkYas8-KKAPlaqm-Lh4mtG

Sooks and Fesh Pince are the two YPT all timers, literally perfected the artform

>>723443656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfAt0f16esk

>>723449545
Milk! Yes, milk!

>>723441865
>I'm Steven.

>>723443656
ytpmvs count too right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXICPke_mag

I didn't find the breffmints parts funny

SONIC CRAPPED IN THE FORCEFIELD

>>723455890
they're alright.

>>723455890
I thought you liked me!

>>723431568
I call trashy people from any race a "nigger", it just so happens that there are more Blacks that fit the bill, and the word originally describes them (unfairly).
Some of my best friends are Black, and I'm openly racist around them but it's all in good fun as they say similarly racist stuff back at me (we're all Arab).

Also Fresh Prince is a really good show for what its worth. The first season has too cryptic jokes unless you actively followed US 1980s Black culture, but seasons 2-4 were great. Season 5 and 6 were meh because they started focusing more on the story and exploring more serious themes and social commentary, still done decently well.

>>723443656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2SE2-EI2-8

>>723437334
>That is exactly why you the KING man!

>>723431568
I don't hate black people, I just hate uppity violent street gang niggers

>>723443980
>DaTranny
shan't be watching

>>723443656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMM2eEIaT0

>>723457318
Holy shit Nichijou had a dub?

>>723443656
Hard to nail down a favorite but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGi7Y8UdDS8

>>723431568
most people hate the ones that act like apes, you know, the violent, drug addict, sex worshiping kind which happens to be their mainstream culture now
fresh prince is from a time when they were acting like normal people, it's also just a fun show

>>723457414
>he's gay
fuck, 5 seconds in and I already lost it

>>723443656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V93ZyaiDPA

I'm a black man! With a short black man!

>>723431865
That's a racially charged term.

>>723430908
I. Don't. Care.
I DON'T CAAAARE.

>>723455890
I didn't realise you were such a CUNT

>>723461423
But anon, aren't some of those banks?

Twerk, Sonic.

Boys, let me tell you something about women

>>723443656
There's too many to count but I think about Chuckie fading in and out of existence from this one often. Surreal edits like it crack me up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmhF-LUBZiQ

Fantastic job
Inside job

>>723443717
>What's new PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY
This got me good.

>>723443656
Solitaire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP_EGSOEGAE

>>723458513
yes
its purpose is telling them to stop acting like niggers

>>723444397
Oh snap is this Taco Belle?

>>723462612
>WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?