Thread 723443043

She's ovulating, Gordon.

I will never under why god made women horny when they're the most likely to become pregnant. That's like a sick joke

In the bed chamberrrrr

>>723443138
Are you retarded? That's literally the whole point of sex.

Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and… smell the menses…

>>723443138
>"Be fruitful and multiply."
God really does work in mysterious ways.

FULLY

>>723443138
god also gave everyone short lives so having sex is literally the only thing that matters in life
actually passing down beneficial traditions matter the most but those things are broken down constantly, censored, manipulated, corrupted etc etc for short sighted bullcrap, faith is an iffy subject

>>723443043 (OP)
Why would he talk about his daughter like this

>>723443881
faith is for unironic retards

>t. big brain haver

>>723443138
This is beyond stupid

>>723443043 (OP)
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!

Cuck shit and cuck-adjacent jokes are gross and not funny.

>>723443942
This is your brain on grandkids.

>>723443043 (OP)
She's waiting for you, Gordon. In the sex chamber.

>>723443154
Eeeehhh!

>>723443138
wut

What's wrong Gordon?

>>723443138
Women aren't coomers retard

>>723446950
>Women aren't coomers retard

you can't be serious...

Should we tell him?

Have sex, incel.

>>723446950
The current state of literature says otherwise.
Go to the best sellers section for fiction of your local book store or Amazon and then come back when you've seen the damage that female coomers have done.

>>723446950
>Women aren't coomers retard
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bro youre fucking clueless

>>723446950
Not for (You) they aren't.

>>723443881
Sex with Aqua

>>723447989
>cups on the floor with liquid not spilling
AI is so goddamn weak
>>723444042
you think youre smart, but youre not

>>723448265
>you think youre smart, but youre not

ok retard

>t. big brain haver

>>723448321
>reddit spacing
kys

>>723448358
>doesn't know what reddit spacing is

ok retard

>t. big brain haver

>>723447989
after marriage with Aqua

>>723446950
Krystal's va definitely goons to krystal

>>723443881
lol if you think sex is the meaning of life then don't mention God

>>723447183
>>723447453
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>>723448567
Only the most zogged up millenilard tryhard normgroids respond to bait like that with such sincerity.

>>723447989
WTF BRO! YOU CAN'T POST THAT HERE! I'M AT WORK!

>>723446158
What part of this is even remotely cuck related?

>>723449028
No sane man actually WANTS his daughter to get fucked.

>>723447989
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>723446479
heh

There must be a HL take on the "no way fag" meme somewhere...

>>723443043 (OP)
>Gross you sick old fuck! I am not into bestiality- even if it's half-human half-nigger chimera!

>>723443043 (OP)
Great, another on-rails section.

>missed the porn
Every time.

>>723446950
I hope one day you find out how wrong you are

>>723446950
The entire decline of human civilization as we speak is a result of female cooming.

Like the population death spiral of hypergamous women screwing the same 5% of top tier men while on birth control and then them raging infinitly at any attempt to stop them from their "right" to goon themselves through hundreds of shallow "relationships" and one night stands until their barren and old is solely a result of the female desire to be a selfish gooning whore.

Make no mistake, there are more women right now like this than there are autistic anti-social manchildren edging 6 hours straight in a crippling porn addiction and they're impacting civilization far worse.
You simply can't see it because you think "well women are having sex, not watching porn".
The results are identical however; There are no children being born in the western world.

>>723450276
>There are no children being born in the western world.
Why

>>723450434
Can you read? Because white women or several generations westernized women of other races just want to be hedonist whores and don't want to have famlies.

Or they think they can still start them later but their standards inflate while their desirability drops.

Women can get sex easily compared to men, so their version of gooning is casual sex on birth control.

>>723448265
Wait, why was this gif okay?

>>723443154
lmao heard the voice fr

>>723443138
THE POINT
OF SEX
IS PROCREATION

>>723451773
but what is "procreation"? maybe it's more like reincarnation of soul?
also gem thread, good to see better men

>>723443138
Holy shit! That's the stupidest post I...
>>723446950
Never mind. Picrel

>>723443043 (OP)
>Gordon!
>Snap out of it and FUCK my daughter!
>She's insanely horny and I measured her butt cheeks and hips, they're extremely wide and her waist is POPPIN at 40' inches. She's ready for kids GORDON.
>Enough of your lab geek science gay ass mutha fuckin BULLSHIET. FUck MY DAUGHTER GOD DAMN IT.
>She's waiting in her bed room, HER CHILD BED ROOM where I hung up chad edits of you so she could fantasize about fucking your cock hole as hard as possible when you came out of that nasty ass freak weirdo's time prison or whatever the fuck it was.
>TONS of lube and no condoms gordon, she's be playing with her clit for HOURS and it'll slide right in. I even got a guy who's gonna put breast implants in her FOR you.
>Her pheromones are spikes, she's wet as ALL hell and she's ready for you to BLAST load after load in her Gordon.
>Please... For FUCKS SAKE GORDON, KNOCK HER UP.

Is there a single piece of media depicting Gordon and Krystal engaging in sexual act?
Asking for a friend of course

>>723443043 (OP)
>>723443154
kek. :)

>>723443043 (OP)
"close your eyes, honey"

>>723443043 (OP)
A reminder that Alyx will be a hag in HL3

Gordon is free man. Get it?
He is single. And they humt him down. Just for being a free man. Wow, talk about dystopia.

>>723450434
Because the idiotic Free Love Movement destroyed the relationship between the ideas of Sex and Reproduction in the culture. Now the act of sex is put on a pedestal as the ultimate expression of love while it's also treated as a mere act. Meanwhile reproduction gets left out in the cold.
Contraceptives like the pill becoming more widespread at the time also didn't help.

>>723443043 (OP)
How did he make those Wookie sounds? Or do you have to become a dad first?

>>723454382
why would you want to reproduce?
imagine you lived a thousand years, no a million years and experienced everything
It's like you won a stellaris run, you are the sole owner of the galaxy, the god-emperor of mankind, everyone is your servant, you are above the law, all planets and stars belong to you, what will you do, gempost on /v/?

>>723449028
>hits pipe

>>723443138
>>723446950
>>723447183
>>723447453

Alyx was one of my teen crushes, later I realized she's a nigger and the whole memory was ruined.

>>723453979
>A reminder that Alyx will be a hag in HL3
What? Why?

>>723443154
Kek

>>723453005
Brave tarnished you must fuck my daughter Nepheli and secure the Loux bloodline

GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN G MAN AND HIS UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES! THAT SON OF A BITCH!
GORDON WAKE THE FUCK UP! HE TOOK HER! HE TOOK HER!
I WANT MY GRAND CHILDREN, GOD DAMN IT! YOU GO GET HER BACK AND YOU MAKE ME SOME GRAND KIDS!

>>723446950
Oh boy do i have a list of literature for you >:D

>>723457598
Time travel shit

>>723443859
You think this homeless nigga even knows he's in a videogame? Is he even still alive?

she's waiting for you, Gordon ... in the testes chamber

>>723443043 (OP)
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>>723457730
This meme will never not be funny

>>723457494
I used to eat up all this incel shit until I actually got out and talked to girls and realized it’s all bullshit and women who matter don’t behave like this. I look back at all this and just cringe.

>>723458293
What meme? He genuinely wants Gordon to fuck his daughter lok

>>723459919
damn cat...

>>723448567
holy based

ey freeman
you gotta do that thing
badabing badaboom... ashes.

>>723443138
Nigga

>>723443043 (OP)
I'd fuck Krystal

>>723443138
never finished school but still glad im not you

>>723446950
poor guy... he has no idea. They're not attracted to you, but they fantasize about being gang banged

>>723446950
>he doesn't know

>>723443138
>Christfag
>Brain processing power on par with a pair of socks
Checks out

>>723443881
I want to pass down My genes to aqua

>>723443138
I want to think this is just bait

Find me ONE Blasian that looks like Alyxx Vance.

>>723463672
Only reason you want to think that is because you've forgotten what jokes are

>>723443043 (OP)
Was it ever explained why his daughter is an anthropomorphic fox?

>>723449841
It was just AI generated sloppa of some literal who anime character. It wasn't CP like you were probably hoping it was, you SICK FUCK.

>>723464541
WHY did I laugh at this? WHHHHY!?!

>>723448896
what
that's not the usual "gotcha" post that fishermen use
stop trying to make a retarded statement that you can unopposedly samefag agreement with

>>723448896
>Ummm.... millennials
Absolutely O B S E S S E D

>>723459771
To be fair the women in this comic clearly don't matter

>>723464890
HEY you see that guy over there? He thought it was funny!

>>723446229
kek true

Well, now. Listen carefully, my dear. When you see your father, relay to him these words: “I am not attracted to Gordon Freeman.”

>Asian mother
>Her name is Azian
Really Valve? REALLY?

>>723459771
thats funny, the more i interact with women the more i realised all the "women bad and whores" incel shit was spot on. back when i was a virgin i thought incels were just bitter liars.

>>723466156
name an female asian name that is not Bing Chilling or Jackie Chan

>>723466469
Ummm... Yūko.

>>723466469
Konata

>>723466001
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>723466001
Did he go too far here?

>>723466001
fucking lold

>>723459771
>women who matter don’t behave like this

The joke is that the blonde bitch in the comic is one of those girls who don't actually matter.

>>723446905
I can hear that sound effect every time kek

>>723459771
lol talk to more women you incel

>>723443154
based

>>723443138

That's why it's based

She's ovulating, Johnny Reb.

>>723452426
>fucking your cock hole as hard as possible
Nobody's putting anything in my urethra.

>>723471229
gay lol

It's kinda weird when you consider that Gordon and Eli must've been closer in age to each other than to Alyx at the time of the Black Mesa incident