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Anonymous No.723456882 [Report] >>723456979 >>723457172 >>723457878 >>723459541 >>723460018 >>723460086 >>723460193 >>723460426 >>723461365 >>723461404 >>723461440 >>723463289 >>723463289 >>723463349 >>723463452 >>723465872 >>723468421 >>723468835
Why are devs so obsessed with vampire survivor?
Anonymous No.723456979 [Report] >>723463982
>>723456882 (OP)
>easy to draw (pixel shit)
>no need for level design or even levels just one flat map
>no need to figure out combat depth
And much more
Anonymous No.723457048 [Report]
rapes you keeps raping you
Anonymous No.723457169 [Report]
kill yourself twitter tourist
Anonymous No.723457172 [Report]
>>723456882 (OP)
>3000 roguelike shoot 'em up
It's easy to make. It's just more hordes every level until you die.
Anonymous No.723457180 [Report]
>why are you so obsessed with fun?
Anonymous No.723457609 [Report] >>723458879
Magic Survival was robbed by this slop.
Anonymous No.723457651 [Report] >>723457812 >>723459707
I wish games had stories and endings...
Anonymous No.723457812 [Report]
>>723457651
Megabonk already make VampireSurvivors formula in 3d with vertical gameplay and more complex movement, maybe after a couple of years we will return to normal games.
Anonymous No.723457878 [Report] >>723463452
>>723456882 (OP)
Anonymous No.723458493 [Report]
Good game in VS genre is actually a good thing:
>Halls of Torment
>Brotato
>maybe Death Must Die
Anonymous No.723458879 [Report]
>>723457609
I'm afraid newgen people will take a look at MS and think "oh great, yet another derivative vampire survivors cloneslop in 2025, yawn.."
Anonymous No.723459541 [Report]
>>723456882 (OP)
It's what sells. I don't know who keeps buying it, though.
Anonymous No.723459553 [Report]
pc retards buyeded so much slop that every dipshit dev thinks that is what gamers want now
Anonymous No.723459707 [Report] >>723460065
>>723457651
I wish games were infinite and you can always find a new content to do at your leisure.
Anonymous No.723460018 [Report] >>723461407 >>723463452
>>723456882 (OP)
Anonymous No.723460065 [Report]
>>723459707
>Infinite
>New content
Anonymous No.723460086 [Report]
>>723456882 (OP)
Because VS is just a slopified/idlegame tier version of twinstick shooters which was a pretty popular roguelite subgenre to make games for.
Anonymous No.723460193 [Report]
>>723456882 (OP)
Idle. Lazy gameplay. Devs are lazy and on a tight budget.
Anonymous No.723460293 [Report]
You retards keep buying and defending this shit, just look at those megabonk threads a couple weeks back.
Anonymous No.723460426 [Report] >>723460484 >>723460589
>>723456882 (OP)
the key to a good indie game is something simple, easy to develop, and with a small enough scope to make a complete game in a couple months. survivor likes are simply the culmination of this key
Anonymous No.723460484 [Report]
>>723460426
explain UnReal World, faggot
Anonymous No.723460589 [Report] >>723460703
>>723460426
Where's the good part?
Anonymous No.723460670 [Report] >>723460931
People say the answer to AAA games is indie games, which is retarded because indie games are slop too. The true answer is old games.
Anonymous No.723460703 [Report] >>723460761
>>723460589
they are fun timewasters like asteroids and pong
Anonymous No.723460761 [Report] >>723460842
>>723460703
Don't you fucking dare compare proper game design and scoring to slot machines
Anonymous No.723460842 [Report]
>>723460761
You're talking to a brown subhuman, anon. You think it even understands what game design is? You live in a world where games are meant to be consumed like fast food, not to be a generational experience like a film or a book (or at the very least attempt to be one). No game will ever have a legacy in the future because subhumanized retards prefer dopamine and friend slop since it's the easiest to digest.
Anonymous No.723460931 [Report] >>723462525
>>723460670
That's right anon, we need to get back to Day Dreaming Davy, Lester the Unlikely and Action52 goodness.
Anonymous No.723461010 [Report]
>to be a generational experience
holy pseud
Anonymous No.723461345 [Report]
Seething brown incapable of appreciating quality work.
Anonymous No.723461365 [Report]
>>723456882 (OP)
Because it' s fucking amazing.
Anonymous No.723461404 [Report] >>723461535 >>723461825 >>723462391 >>723463180
>>723456882 (OP)
Why is Vinny Vinesauce in this meme
Anonymous No.723461407 [Report]
>>723460018
NEED A DISPENSA HEA
NEED A SENTRY HEA
AW JEEZ
Anonymous No.723461440 [Report]
>>723456882 (OP)
it was an early experimental title in the third person bonker genre
Anonymous No.723461535 [Report]
>>723461404
you know me and john, we wrote a lot of songs. we were just diddly doodley around, every night after a good thrash. we were just a band you know?
Anonymous No.723461825 [Report]
>>723461404
it was born of a rotten womb
Anonymous No.723462391 [Report] >>723463151
>>723461404
Idk, let me go on a tangent about King Gizzard and Star Trek.
Anonymous No.723462525 [Report]
>>723460931
Most notable old games are not slop, most notable indie games are slop
Anonymous No.723462968 [Report]
>VS clones
>Deckbuilder
>Roguelike
Anonymous No.723463151 [Report]
>>723462391
Anyone that likes King Gizzard is a faggot
Anonymous No.723463180 [Report]
>>723461404
He's said its not actually him, just looks similar.
Anonymous No.723463289 [Report] >>723463368
>>723456882 (OP)
>>723456882 (OP)
Most people seemed to have forgotten or never knew that Vampire Survivor was made by a guy who wanted to work for the gambling industry. This little game was just a little project to showcase how to easily manipulate humans into addicted little rats.
Everyone who praises shit like this and wanted Balatro as GOTY deserve all of their games just being glorified gambling sims with a PULL THE LEVER popup every 2nd seconds to make them pick one out of 3 non choices.
Anonymous No.723463348 [Report]
I like VS okay enough for the $3 I spent but it just ending after 30 minutes is really lame.
Anonymous No.723463349 [Report] >>723463419
>>723456882 (OP)
You mean Vampire Survivors? It's a shit game. One mistake, entire hours lost. Better start over.
Anonymous No.723463368 [Report] >>723463425 >>723463476
>>723463289
Except they're not gambling so it just makes them fun games.
That's why gambling is evil, it exploits by constantly demanding more money and preying on gambler psychology. The fact that a normal vidya game is addicting is fine.
Anonymous No.723463419 [Report]
>>723463349
>entire hours
You mean <30 minutes?
Anonymous No.723463425 [Report] >>723463458 >>723463690 >>723463907
>>723463368
Wrong, it's literally fake fun for mongoloids, of which you seem to be one
Anonymous No.723463452 [Report]
>>723456882 (OP)
>>723457878
>>723460018
Troon humor, fuck off back to xitter.
Anonymous No.723463458 [Report] >>723463531 >>723465491
>>723463425
>fake fun
Anonymous No.723463476 [Report]
>>723463368
>my time is worth nothing so it's okay that you're shoveled this shit by the masses
Anonymous No.723463531 [Report]
>>723463458
Yes, it's the definition of fake fun
Anonymous No.723463690 [Report] >>723463780
>>723463425
as opposed to real fun? kek
Anonymous No.723463780 [Report] >>723463850
>>723463690
Yes, dumb mongoloid frogposter
Anonymous No.723463850 [Report]
>>723463780
KWAB
Anonymous No.723463907 [Report]
>>723463425
>artificial fun
damn that's an old meme
Anonymous No.723463982 [Report] >>723468632
>>723456979
this
>that dogshit game made a billion dollars
>MY game is dogshit too, where's my money??
>what if, i take the concept and copy it wholesale?
>delightfully devilish gamedev
Anonymous No.723465491 [Report]
>>723463458
green lex luthor, now that's something I haven't see in a decade and a half
Anonymous No.723465872 [Report] >>723466335
>>723456882 (OP)
Finally, I have an excuse to post this shtty edit I made
Anonymous No.723466335 [Report] >>723466452
>>723465872
The order doesn't make sense.
Anonymous No.723466452 [Report] >>723466723
>>723466335
It makes sense if you arent a newfaggot. vidya butts guy got banned by a tranny janny for something minor and lashed put with butts spam
Anonymous No.723466460 [Report] >>723466803
Anonymous No.723466508 [Report] >>723467035
>IS THAT A GAME WITH ONLY GAMEPLAY?!
>SAVE ME SONY
Anonymous No.723466723 [Report]
>>723466452
based knower
Anonymous No.723466803 [Report] >>723466956 >>723466960
>>723466460
what's with the usb drive?
Anonymous No.723466956 [Report] >>723467272
>>723466803
Randy accidentally lost a USB drive full of barely legal squirting porn in a public place.
Anonymous No.723466960 [Report] >>723467272
>>723466803
Randy dropped an UBS stick at a medieval fair.
The USB contained jailbait squirting porn.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Pitchford#2018_Medieval_Times_USB_drive_controversy
Anonymous No.723467035 [Report]
>>723466508
Cookie clicker unironically has more depth than vs and it's 50000 clones
Anonymous No.723467272 [Report] >>723467329
>>723466956
>>723466960
What the fuck
Anonymous No.723467329 [Report]
>>723467272
He claimed it was for research. Squirting is a magic trick he wanted to understand more, you see.
Anonymous No.723467503 [Report]
I do enjoy the billions of pixel AI slop
Anonymous No.723468421 [Report]
>>723456882 (OP)
Maybe because you play a lot of that crap. Yes, there's a lot, but after I went through 2-3 of that steam queue, they really dried up as I clicked the "ignore" button.
Anonymous No.723468632 [Report] >>723470657
>>723463982
You forgot the part where they add a single "original" ingredient into the mix and expect it to sell the game.
>vampire survivors, but for furries
Anonymous No.723468810 [Report]
the only good vs clone is glory and miaerable survivors dx and even then it seriously lacks in porn content
Anonymous No.723468835 [Report]
>>723456882 (OP)
Because it's easy to make.
Anonymous No.723470460 [Report]
I played more than 30 survivors at this point and the quality range is wild
Anonymous No.723470657 [Report]
>>723468632
and that one original ingredient somehow makes the game worse