Thread 723458658

Why there's little to none games that let the player play as a minotaur? I just want to run around with a giant axe and murder shit, why is fun not allowed?

>>723458658 (OP)
Why can't you just make your own game where you do this? You don't even have to sell it or anything just be like George Lucas and make private games to share with your close friends and family like he does with films.

a morning glory milking farm farming sim would become the next stardew among foids

How about a Billionaire Orc?

>>723458734
>Why can't you just make your own game
Because I'm a dietician, not a game developer you silly goose

>>723458658 (OP)
Furry

>>723458658 (OP)
Gauntlet: Dark Legacy but you need to unlock him

>>723458735
>he thinks there aren't mods to do that in Stardew Valley as it is
Though I guess they lack the minotaur approach. Alas. That IS the best part.

>>723458765
Those aren't mutally exclusive.

>>723458658 (OP)
They just released a game, IDIOT

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3181650/Minos/

>>723458841
>tower defense
I was thinking Witchaven, but not shit

games like this?

>>723459131
like this?

>>723459131
>>723459169
that's some next level YJK shit

If shoeonhead wants another kid I volunteer

>>723459169
why are women into getting fucked by animals

The official cope is that "men a scarier than monsters" also most of the MCs in those stories , OP not included, are fat or brown

>>723458658 (OP)
>"Grrr women are soo perveted...so disgusting"
>Gender swap
>"Based based vased kino gem"
You guys are fucking incels

>>723459556
Read Comus

>>723458757
Modern make standards are beyond retarded. You now need to be a jacked 5 meters tall billionaire orc in order to get a chance to attract Stacy. It's over.

>>723458757
women truly have the most retarded shitty taste holy fuck
>>723459556
i think that explains why some of them either fuck niggers or their dogs ( or both )

>>723459131
>>723459169
This slop hit at just the right time. The author is going to reach Demon Slayer tier soon.

tfw no minotaur wife

>Orc
>conventional attractive green dude

>>723459673
>"grrr men are sooo perverted. stupid fucking gooners are so disgusting, they want everything to be porn"
>gender swap
>"omg slay queen suck that minotaur cock! fuck I want an orc to destroy me"

>>723460072
Man...

>>723459131
>>723459169
Why can women fuck dogs but I can't?

>>723460445
belly
fluffy

You can play as a Tauren in WoW retard

>>723460738
>WoW

>>723460079
Why would a orc need to be a billionaire anyway? there is a clear unbalance between genders when bitches need their magicsl creatures to be wealthy or isnt enough

>>723459131
>>723459169
>we want the white woman audience

>>723458757
>billionaire isn’t even a dinosaur
Women truly are the peasants of clickbait smut

>>723458658 (OP)
I want games where you get FUCKED by BIG BEEFY MINOTAUR COCK though, SEXUALLY

>>723459131
>>723459169
I REFUSE to believe that this is a real anime.. wtf??
if this was 2027 i'd 100% think this is some next-level AI sloppa

>>723458658 (OP)
>I want to be a minotaur raping women
>women want to be raped by a minotaur

i mean, what's the problem there

>>723459556
You mean furry gooners are all women? There are no guys who jonkle it to big titty big thigh 7 feet tall doggie mammas and cute little squirrel girls?

RAA ROO

>>723461437
>There are no guys who jonkle it to big titty big thigh 7 feet tall doggie mammas and cute little squirrel girls?
Not enough to make their shit literal best sellers and award winners.
Hell, basic muscle women manga can barely scrape double digit chapters together or 4 digit reads on AO3

>>723458757
>orc being a muscular tall guy
I don't see any
>billionaire
BULLFUCKINGSHIT, IF THAT GIT HAS THE MOST SHINIES, ALL OF THE OTHER ORCS WILL BE DOWN ON HIS THROAT TRYING TO RIP HIM APART AND TAKE ALL OF HIS SHINIES.

>>723461312
probably skyrim