Thread 723459750

Kojima looks like this nowadays, it's only a matter of time before his heart gives out

>>723459750 (OP)
Good

>>723459750 (OP)
No he wont.

>>723459750 (OP)
We all will, so what?

>>723459750 (OP)
I will always love Kojima for exposing /v/ as a bunch of casuals who unironically play games for the plot and not the gameplay.

Oh yeah, that would be satisfying to witness. I bet he'll ask for something incredibly tacky and pretentious for his funeral, like a burial at sea with hollywood starlets as attendees paid by his estate.

>>723459974
1/10

>>723459750 (OP)
the sooner the better, he is epitome of a hack fraud swindler con artist

>>723459858
Kojima looks like a fat rat? I don't believe it

Picrel is Kojima pointing at his haters (absolutely cooked)

>>723459858
>>723460189
He does

>>723459750 (OP)
He abandoned gamedev after Konami, now he's just a businessman who uses his status to do things he likes

>>723460360
Looks perfectly fine for a 60+ year old man.

>>723460471
Wait he's 60? The dude is pushing it for a jap

>>723459750 (OP)
just make sure he doesnt play tekken

>>723459750 (OP)
Will he make a video game before he dies?

>>723460564
>Wait he's 60?
I mean he already had an established career when he was working on MGS, and that was 30 years ago.

>>723459750 (OP)
Nah he's going upload his brain into ai

>>723459750 (OP)
Toxotransmosis moment

>>723459750 (OP)
I am OK with him living much longer but his obnoxious fanbase should die.

>>723459750 (OP)
Thank God, hopefully soon.

>>723459750 (OP)
I'll only care about this if Physint changes my opinions on Kojimbo. He wrapped up Metal Gear Solid and he hasn't done anything important since that. Seriously what do you think he'll give us? if physint isn't his brief redemption story then who cares at that point? do you even care about anything that isn't espionage action? I sure know that I don't. Get that arthouse strand shit the fuck away from me.

>>723459750 (OP)
Here's hoping.

>>723461296
Why is the far left so violent?

>>723460781
Wait, he was already 60 by then?!11

>>723461469
Yes, Kojima was already 60 while in his 30's

>>723459750 (OP)
Yeah but Anon guess what? So you will.

>>723461081
>Get that arthouse strand shit the fuck away from me.
Based opinion.
MGS is the only thing he excels at. Keep in the style or fuck off to your retirement.
DS1 and deux are so fucking boring. I tried to watch it on YT but damn son. Wtf was he thinking?
Annoying gay greetings ever fucking camp? Where are the cool cutscenes that introduce legendary characters like the original Revolver Ocelot fight introducing that crazy invisible ninja? That was PEAK kojima and he knows it hence why we got shit like Le Fear and stupid shit like that.

>>723461543
Not me though, I'm built different.

He already has. Sometime between MGS1 and 2 hence why all of "his" games post MGS1 are shit and a mockery of MGS as a whole.

>>723459750 (OP)
Konami will assassinate him eventually

>>723461296
What's that from?

>>723461695
Yeah, he really peaked in MGS1 to MGS3. MGSV only had the gameplay going for it. THe story failed to captivate anyone except reddit niggers.

>>723461683
No you won't eventually die, you'll die soon. I have seen it in the tea leaves.

>>723459750 (OP)
Hopefully sooner rather than later

>>723461753
Ok, but what about me?

Will he go to hell or heaven, /v/?

>>723461781
I have spread the entrails of crow and they tell me you have at least another 30 years of life in you, 40 if you stop your addiction to porn.

>>723459750 (OP)
he's made like one good game who cares

Guess we'll just have to pivot to the dozens of other fart-sniffing pseud writers in the industry when that happens.

>>723461745
real life

>>723461296
I would have survived that btw

>>723461296
>>723461339
>>723463507
>>723461745
Literal pan-asian national socialist with ties to ccp gets killed by "just a normal student" who totally suicided in his cell after that.
The body? We cremated it of course

>>723461296
>that hit stop
>that juicy ass screen flash on hit
this game truly has it all

experts say this is highly unlikely

>>723460248
LMFAOOOO! Nah, unc be pointing frfr :skull:

>>723459750 (OP)
>Kojima dies
>La Creatividead

>>723461504
>>723461469
>tfw 60 is 30 years ago

>>723461296
>tfw JFK, this and Charlie Kirk are the most kino assasinations caught on camera

>>723459949
Thats bullshit... right...?

>>723459750 (OP)
Good. Ive been reading Naked Lunch and Kojima is a hack, probably a liquefactionist too

I feel like Kojima would do something like uploading his consciousness into some super-advanced experemental Google brain-chip before he dies.

>>723461753
Fuckin teahead

He invented... death.

>>723459750 (OP)
he deserves to desu, after 3d printing a gun and killing that politician

>>723461296
Broke the sound barrier

>>723461339
they should be more violent desu

>>723459858
Chunky!