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Anonymous No.723459750 >>723459928 >>723459946 >>723459949 >>723459974 >>723460176 >>723460415 >>723460619 >>723460716 >>723460830 >>723460836 >>723460930 >>723460971 >>723461081 >>723461148 >>723461543 >>723461728 >>723461780 >>723461893 >>723463996 >>723464339 >>723464662
>Kojima will die eventually
Anonymous No.723459858 >>723460189 >>723460360 >>723465797
Kojima looks like this nowadays, it's only a matter of time before his heart gives out
Anonymous No.723459921
>I invented this concept named death
Anonymous No.723459928
>>723459750 (OP)
Good
Anonymous No.723459946
>>723459750 (OP)
No he wont.
Anonymous No.723459949 >>723464242
>>723459750 (OP)
We all will, so what?
Anonymous No.723459974 >>723460156
>>723459750 (OP)
I will always love Kojima for exposing /v/ as a bunch of casuals who unironically play games for the plot and not the gameplay.
Anonymous No.723460092
Oh yeah, that would be satisfying to witness. I bet he'll ask for something incredibly tacky and pretentious for his funeral, like a burial at sea with hollywood starlets as attendees paid by his estate.
Anonymous No.723460156
>>723459974
1/10
Anonymous No.723460176
>>723459750 (OP)
the sooner the better, he is epitome of a hack fraud swindler con artist
Anonymous No.723460189 >>723460360
>>723459858
Kojima looks like a fat rat? I don't believe it
Anonymous No.723460248 >>723463798
Picrel is Kojima pointing at his haters (absolutely cooked)
Anonymous No.723460360 >>723460471
>>723459858
>>723460189
He does
Anonymous No.723460415
>>723459750 (OP)
He abandoned gamedev after Konami, now he's just a businessman who uses his status to do things he likes
Anonymous No.723460471 >>723460564
>>723460360
Looks perfectly fine for a 60+ year old man.
Anonymous No.723460564 >>723460781
>>723460471
Wait he's 60? The dude is pushing it for a jap
Anonymous No.723460619
>>723459750 (OP)
just make sure he doesnt play tekken
Anonymous No.723460716
>>723459750 (OP)
Will he make a video game before he dies?
Anonymous No.723460781 >>723461469
>>723460564
>Wait he's 60?
I mean he already had an established career when he was working on MGS, and that was 30 years ago.
Anonymous No.723460830
>>723459750 (OP)
Nah he's going upload his brain into ai
Anonymous No.723460836
>>723459750 (OP)
Toxotransmosis moment
Anonymous No.723460930
>>723459750 (OP)
I am OK with him living much longer but his obnoxious fanbase should die.
Anonymous No.723460971
>>723459750 (OP)
Thank God, hopefully soon.
Anonymous No.723461081 >>723461594
>>723459750 (OP)
I'll only care about this if Physint changes my opinions on Kojimbo. He wrapped up Metal Gear Solid and he hasn't done anything important since that. Seriously what do you think he'll give us? if physint isn't his brief redemption story then who cares at that point? do you even care about anything that isn't espionage action? I sure know that I don't. Get that arthouse strand shit the fuck away from me.
Anonymous No.723461148
>>723459750 (OP)
Here's hoping.
Anonymous No.723461296 >>723461339 >>723461745 >>723463507 >>723463660 >>723463746 >>723464191 >>723465552
>You invented the camera? Here's the final cut!
Anonymous No.723461339 >>723463660 >>723465793
>>723461296
Why is the far left so violent?
Anonymous No.723461469 >>723461504 >>723464059
>>723460781
Wait, he was already 60 by then?!11
Anonymous No.723461504 >>723464059
>>723461469
Yes, Kojima was already 60 while in his 30's
Anonymous No.723461543 >>723461683
>>723459750 (OP)
Yeah but Anon guess what? So you will.
Anonymous No.723461594
>>723461081
>Get that arthouse strand shit the fuck away from me.
Based opinion.
MGS is the only thing he excels at. Keep in the style or fuck off to your retirement.
DS1 and deux are so fucking boring. I tried to watch it on YT but damn son. Wtf was he thinking?
Annoying gay greetings ever fucking camp? Where are the cool cutscenes that introduce legendary characters like the original Revolver Ocelot fight introducing that crazy invisible ninja? That was PEAK kojima and he knows it hence why we got shit like Le Fear and stupid shit like that.
Anonymous No.723461683 >>723461753
>>723461543
Not me though, I'm built different.
Anonymous No.723461695 >>723461747
He already has. Sometime between MGS1 and 2 hence why all of "his" games post MGS1 are shit and a mockery of MGS as a whole.
Anonymous No.723461728
>>723459750 (OP)
Konami will assassinate him eventually
Anonymous No.723461745 >>723462041 >>723463660
>>723461296
What's that from?
Anonymous No.723461747
>>723461695
Yeah, he really peaked in MGS1 to MGS3. MGSV only had the gameplay going for it. THe story failed to captivate anyone except reddit niggers.
Anonymous No.723461753 >>723461781 >>723464413
>>723461683
No you won't eventually die, you'll die soon. I have seen it in the tea leaves.
Anonymous No.723461780
>>723459750 (OP)
Hopefully sooner rather than later
Anonymous No.723461781 >>723461871
>>723461753
Ok, but what about me?
Anonymous No.723461820
Will he go to hell or heaven, /v/?
Anonymous No.723461871
>>723461781
I have spread the entrails of crow and they tell me you have at least another 30 years of life in you, 40 if you stop your addiction to porn.
Anonymous No.723461893
>>723459750 (OP)
he's made like one good game who cares
Anonymous No.723461968
Guess we'll just have to pivot to the dozens of other fart-sniffing pseud writers in the industry when that happens.
Anonymous No.723462041
>>723461745
real life
Anonymous No.723463507 >>723463660
>>723461296
I would have survived that btw
Anonymous No.723463660
>>723461296
>>723461339
>>723463507
>>723461745
Literal pan-asian national socialist with ties to ccp gets killed by "just a normal student" who totally suicided in his cell after that.
The body? We cremated it of course
Anonymous No.723463746
>>723461296
>that hit stop
>that juicy ass screen flash on hit
this game truly has it all
experts No.723463794
experts say this is highly unlikely
Anonymous No.723463798
>>723460248
LMFAOOOO! Nah, unc be pointing frfr :skull:
Anonymous No.723463996
>>723459750 (OP)
>Kojima dies
>La Creatividead
Anonymous No.723464059
>>723461504
>>723461469
>tfw 60 is 30 years ago
Anonymous No.723464191
>>723461296
>tfw JFK, this and Charlie Kirk are the most kino assasinations caught on camera
Anonymous No.723464242
>>723459949
Thats bullshit... right...?
Anonymous No.723464339
>>723459750 (OP)
Good. Ive been reading Naked Lunch and Kojima is a hack, probably a liquefactionist too
Anonymous No.723464371
I feel like Kojima would do something like uploading his consciousness into some super-advanced experemental Google brain-chip before he dies.
Anonymous No.723464413
>>723461753
Fuckin teahead
Anonymous No.723464469
He invented... death.
Anonymous No.723464662
>>723459750 (OP)
he deserves to desu, after 3d printing a gun and killing that politician
Anonymous No.723465552
>>723461296
Broke the sound barrier
Anonymous No.723465793
>>723461339
they should be more violent desu
Anonymous No.723465797
>>723459858
Chunky!