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Anonymous No.723460928 [Report] >>723461041 >>723461086 >>723463459 >>723463902 >>723464248 >>723464312 >>723465037 >>723466110
What went so fucking right?
Anonymous No.723460975 [Report] >>723463547 >>723465280
nothing
you will understand once GTA6 releases
Anonymous No.723460982 [Report] >>723463616 >>723464372
>fastest selling system of all time
>best-selling selling system of the year
>only been out 4 months and HALF the Top 10 highest rated games of 2025 are Switch 2 exclusives.
>already has more exclusives than PS5

Fuck me how do we stop Nintendo?
Anonymous No.723461012 [Report] >>723461347 >>723467430 >>723469907
$1000 Xbox Rog Ally getting raped by Switch 2.
Anonymous No.723461041 [Report]
>>723460928 (OP)
Mario Kart came out...there was a new Donkey Kong...and that's kind of it. Still kinda underwhelming so far.
Anonymous No.723461086 [Report]
>>723460928 (OP)
It convinced me to save my money
Anonymous No.723461264 [Report] >>723461462
being a successful cult
Anonymous No.723461347 [Report] >>723465159 >>723468158
>>723461012
now post the framerates
Anonymous No.723461462 [Report]
>>723461264
pretty much
Anonymous No.723461510 [Report] >>723461707 >>723466785 >>723467130
Switch 2 is the best console of all time.
Anonymous No.723461707 [Report]
>>723461510
>FFVII remake director
Considering how shitty that remake was, why should I take anything he says seriously?
Anonymous No.723461765 [Report] >>723462001
>picking up za after work and ordering a bucket of chicken tendies
yep I wonned
Anonymous No.723462001 [Report]
>>723461765
Why does your wife's boyfriend let you eat junk food?
Anonymous No.723462125 [Report] >>723463390 >>723466250 >>723466517
Anonymous No.723463390 [Report] >>723463537 >>723463560
>>723462125
This looks amazing.
Anonymous No.723463428 [Report]
Gonna buy myself a Switch 2 at the end of the month. I'm so hyped for Metroid Prime 4. Should I wait until the Black Friday sales?
Anonymous No.723463459 [Report]
>>723460928 (OP)
>More people are buying the new Pokemon game on Switch 1 and 2
>Tendies: "Everything is fine, guys!".
Anonymous No.723463537 [Report]
>>723463390
no it fucking doesn't
it's a fucking eyesore
Anonymous No.723463547 [Report]
>>723460975
FPBP
Anonymous No.723463560 [Report]
>>723463390
neck yourself
Anonymous No.723463597 [Report]
key cards are the worst thing to happen to gaming.
Anonymous No.723463616 [Report]
>>723460982
We suck their japanese dicks and become their femboy wives, and hope they take mercy on us.
Anonymous No.723463701 [Report]
how much would it cost to hire an inflatable mario to watch me play nintendo games
Anonymous No.723463785 [Report] >>723466293
Anonymous No.723463902 [Report]
>>723460928 (OP)
The other companies were so far up inside their asses, huffing their farts and goongratulating themselves on their modernity that even nintendo's failures couldn't shake off the hype.
We all heard nintendo's big strategy was to do nothing while other companies shot themselves on the foot... but when competition outright injects its legs with leprosy and aids then even a few bullets through your boot won't stop success.
Anonymous No.723464248 [Report]
>>723460928 (OP)
It's the obvious choice for children and people who only casually play video games. If you only buy Nintendo for exclusives, you're fucking STARVING.
Anonymous No.723464312 [Report]
>>723460928 (OP)
Having actual games.
Anonymous No.723464352 [Report]
Two more weeks until people start finally taking us seriously, snoy sisters! Two more weeks!
Anonymous No.723464372 [Report]
>>723460982
/thread
Anonymous No.723465037 [Report]
>>723460928 (OP)
The one thing that went right was that people suffering from TDS bought it in droves.
Anonymous No.723465159 [Report] >>723466951
>>723461347
>see if you make it look like shit, numbers go up
Not a flex in the slightest
Anonymous No.723465280 [Report] >>723466315
>>723460975
>highest budget slop
I never got Rockstar games. I played almost all of them on a 4090 pc blablabla and they are all such dull gameplay experiences.
>but see that duck there? It has a family it loves ands cloaka has been fully modeled, you can even see him cum and inside the eggs a real bird is generated in real time
K, mission suck tho
Anonymous No.723465390 [Report]
Its the (almost) perfect hybrid console.
Anonymous No.723466110 [Report] >>723466383
>>723460928 (OP)
Anonymous No.723466250 [Report]
>>723462125
consoomerism is disgusting.
Anonymous No.723466293 [Report] >>723466324
>>723463785
Sometimes I wish I were this autistic

Must be nice being able to act like a tard in public and not give a fuck
Anonymous No.723466315 [Report] >>723466389
>>723465280
Rockstar is the most overrated developer ever. GTA sucks ass.
Anonymous No.723466324 [Report] >>723467045
>>723466293
Anonymous No.723466383 [Report] >>723466875
>>723466110
It's sad. Nintendo has some of the most talented devs in the world, and they choose to make highly polished toddlershit. Imagine if they tried to make an actually challenging platformer.
Anonymous No.723466389 [Report] >>723466476
>>723466315
okay zoomie
Anonymous No.723466476 [Report]
>>723466389
bruh gta is THE zoomer game
Anonymous No.723466517 [Report] >>723466632
>>723462125
Notice how they own PS5's but no PS5 games
Anonymous No.723466632 [Report] >>723466917
>>723466517
i hate consoomers so much it's unreal
and this is coming from a landlord
Anonymous No.723466785 [Report]
>>723461510
OMG THE GAY GUY LIKES THE SHITTY FLAGRANTLY OVERPRICED PRODUCT FOR FAGS!!! I HAVE TO HAVE IT!!!
Anonymous No.723466875 [Report] >>723466991 >>723467163
>>723466383
>game developer primarily targeting kids makes games for kids
>Why doesn’t Nintendo design games for 30 year old manchildren like me?
Maybe you’re the problem anon
Anonymous No.723466917 [Report] >>723467007
>>723466632
Fuck you faggot you're way worse and contribute to all of this.
Anonymous No.723466951 [Report]
>>723465159
I accept your concession.
Anonymous No.723466991 [Report]
>>723466875
I dont think many parents want their children to have an enormously expensive and fragile assdigger device
Anonymous No.723467007 [Report] >>723467084 >>723467252
>>723466917
>Providing housing for people who are in need of it is..............le bad!
Anonymous No.723467045 [Report]
>>723466324
Anonymous No.723467084 [Report]
>>723467007
>Sorry Sum Guy with parkinsons I'm raising the rent from $400/m to $600. If you can't afford it maybe you shouldn't have gotten the dog.
Oh my apologies selfless cunt
Anonymous No.723467130 [Report]
>>723461510
It honestly is impressive how little power the Switch uses while still running games.
Anonymous No.723467163 [Report]
>>723466875
maybe those kids should fucking git gud
Anonymous No.723467252 [Report] >>723467293
>>723467007
You retarded piece of shit. If you landlords and realtors weren't hogging most of the land people would actually be able to afford places to live permanently. Fucking self righteous loser topkek
Anonymous No.723467293 [Report]
>>723467252
>inb4 WELL ACKSHUALLY ACCORDING TO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
Anonymous No.723467430 [Report] >>723469907
>>723461012
Oh no /v/trannies don't look!
Anonymous No.723468158 [Report]
>>723461347
It’s a steady 30, vs fluctuating 30-50 with stutter and screen tearing
Anonymous No.723469907 [Report]
>>723461012
>>723467430
about that