Thread 723466527

Nintendo isn't censoring female designs after all.

imagine the braps...

The guy in charge of asses at Nintendo will not be kept down

>>723466527 (OP)
I’m genuinely shocked at how sexy and feminine Taunie is

>>723466687
>there's a 'Senior Ass Designer' position at Nintendo

>>723466527 (OP)
That's just Game Freak playing to their strengths. They have more experience making things that are ass than any other developer.

>>723467547
it's okay because she's brown

sex

>>723468039
Oh fuck off, snoy.

>>723467954
>here are those female character models you wanted, sir
>hmmm
>good, good, not round enough, good, too flat, too big, good, good, mid.
>have those fixed by tomorrow.

>>723467954
He's not just the senior ass designer
He's the Ass Manager

>>723467954
what does his Ass-istant do?

Every tendoid when he spots a non descript 4/10 ass under dark pants attached to a female/(male?) be like...

>>723468385
Tell me how I know you're a nigger that enjoys fat lard asses with cellulite

>>723468385
>4/10
what's it like having poo-colored skin?

>>723468351
CARLOS!

>>723466527 (OP)
Nice safe horny you got there.
Meanwhile, Nintendo is on a censorship streak on par with the 90s now.

>>723467954
And he's in charge of the graphics, voice acting and animations.

>>723466527 (OP)
Is this real?

>>723468507
>>723468570
With replies that low quality and unoriginal you could definitely work at Gamefreak. Making building textures as flat as the characters asses. Kek

Pokemon put the ZA in ZAAAAM!!

>>723466527 (OP)
That’s a fully clothed design… you’re completely mazed at this point. Also captcha just leveled up again

>>723466527 (OP)
I liked her better with long hair

>>723466527 (OP)
>>723469218
>>723469327
So fkn cute and tight

>>723469327
>fully clothed
that's what makes it hot

>>723469127
Fuckin gottem

>>723466527 (OP)
>>723469218
are these legit?
if so maybe they did deem it necessary to prevent upskirts...

>>723469960
The pop in on all those fucking trees is absolutely ridiculous, holy shit.

>>723468385
>4/10
It's 2D anime design. It's automatically the upper echelon. Keep settling bud.

>>723466527 (OP)
E-Emma chan...why are you looking at us like that?

>>723466527 (OP)
>>723466687
>>723469218

>>723466527 (OP)
I just dont understand why they won't let my own character to have a dumpy like this when it's clearly not a problem.

>>723466687
how much does he get paid?

>>723466527 (OP)
She was only allowed that because of her skin color, otherwise no.

>>723466527 (OP)
So that's where Gamefreak put all the polygons.

>>723466527 (OP)
More like Pokemon A-Z

>>723467954
we call that Quality Control

>>723466527 (OP)
fuckin slut

>>723466527 (OP)
>Nintendo isn't censoring female
Do they even know what "female" is?

>>723473286
>cannot change later
tell me why you stupid fucking game

>>723466527 (OP)
who is emma? your rival?

>>723466527 (OP)
You can thank the Saudis for that.

>>723466527 (OP)
Wow, tranny alert
Nice going perverting our children, Game Woke.

>>723466527 (OP)
This is exactly why shit like Palworld and Digimon never catch on. They either suck at character design (Palworld) or overdo it (Digimon). Game Freak knows the exact level of horniness to excite your imagination but they give you adequate plausible deniability so you don't seem like a pedophile to your friends and family.

>>723469019
DELET THIS

>>723466527 (OP)
>>723469218
chat, is this real?

>>723473620
The pokeshill actually believes this lmao

>>723466527 (OP)
>adult human female looks like an adult human female
>pokemon fans shocked
The jokes just write themselves

>>723466527 (OP)
>>723469218
>coat over skintight cloth
>that little design on the small of her back

aw yeah, it's cooming time

>>723466527 (OP)
is that a guy

>>723473372
your rival is different based on which gender you pick, they'll always be the opposite of yours. So you cant change it later cause it would change an entire NPC and we dont have that technology because this isnt a high quality Digimon game

>>723466527 (OP)
Does it run better than 20 fps?

>>723474936
Imagine they allow it and use it as an excuse that your rival is a constant troon switching downright bunny hopping between genders, how great would the backlash be?

>>723475225
it runs at a locked 60fps on switch 2. Switch 1 though...

FAAAAACK NIGGAS IM COOOOMIN

>>723474936
the ideal choice is to pick male then crosssdress so your rival is female

>>723467954
I want that job!

>>723468073
???

>>723466527 (OP)
Cool, now post more of her delicious ass.

>>723468385
>brown people when they see a nice toned modest ass that doesn’t jiggle like a disgusting bowl of rotten cottage cheese

>>723466527 (OP)
>French game
>brown booty
many such cases

>>723468385
I bet you call obese women “thicc”

>>723467954
My Qualifications:
>HUGE admirer of Pyra and Mythra
>Got hard in botw
>Chose to play as a woman in Astral Chain for the booty shorts
>Bought pokemon za for French ass

>>723469960
>prevent upskirts
just dark it out or add fluff/frills under the skirt that obscure the crotch area. No one is forcing nintendo to add cameltoes that they also have to try their hardest to never let anyone see, ever.

>>723470175
Pretty sure that's the emulator fucking up.

>>723466527 (OP)
Do fully covered butts ever get censored?

>>723475480
I'm unironically considering it for when I get the game.

>>723475480
wait, so your rival is based off the clothes you wear?

>>723477030
your rival is opposite based on which gender you pick >>723473286 but theres nothing in the game that stops you from dressing like a girl

So if you want a girl MC and a girl rival you pick a boy and wear a skirt

>>723466527 (OP)
should I buy this if the only good things about it are playing dress up and ogling the cute named npcs

>>723476746
>>Do fully covered butts ever get censored?
Yeah actually. Happened for Metaphor Refantazio for one of the girls. She had a dumptruck ass in the trailers and then it got censored to be flat as hell. Gamers had to make decensor mods for her

>>723477129
wait so none of the clothing is female only? are body proportions different?

>>723477030
no the rival is based on what gender you pick to play as but the thing is gamefreak is so lazy the boy and girl MCs have the same exact body model and the boys can have the same clothes, hairstyles, eyelashes, etc as the girl so effectively you can do the whole “draw a girl/call it a boy” thing. Not really sure why they couldn’t just allow you to pick your rival

>>723468132
Nou nigger

>>723468570
>what's it like having poo-colored skin?
but jeets love tits

Why did they cut her beautiful hair

>>723477202
>wait so none of the clothing is female only?
correct, hair styles arent either. This is pretty standard though lately I feel

> are body proportions different?
not entirely sure, I think the girls do have budding mounds.

>>723475910
I have this figure, best purchase ever
now should i buy Mythra figure?

>>723467954
Dare you enter?

>>723469960
New gen FMC design is so lame

>>723467547
>>723475652
>within 2 minutes of stepping off the train a beautiful girl wearing booty shorts and exposed tummy approaches you and starts dragging you by the arm to film a “commercial” and forcibly invites you back to her hotel room
There’s 10% chance of getting laid and 90% chance of getting drugged, having all of your shit stolen, and waking up with a missing kidney

>>723478132
…..so you’re saying there’s a chance?

>>723469218
>Emma just walks all over the city with her ass fully exposed under skin tight clothing

On one hand, Looker really needs to scold this slut. On the other hand, this slut is really asking for it.

are French women as horny and slutty as I’ve been led to believe? Are hairy armpits a thing or is this all made up in my head

>>723466527 (OP)
Can you get those clothes for your own trainer?

>>723478292
When I was 15 I went on a date with a French girl and she was very forward and we made out. The second time we hung out it’s very obvious in hindsight she was down to fuck but I was 15 and too retarded and nervous to pick up on the obvious signs so we just played billiards and gaiaonline instead

>>723478467
I completely believe this because I also fumbled having obvious sex when I was 16. Why are teenaged guys so horny but also so retarded?

>>723478292
they're not that much more horny and slutty than people elsewhere, but having that belief might help you actually talk to some women and so you'll actually fuck some french women where you wouldn't have even tried elsewhere

tell yourself whatever lies you need to that will make you actually talk to women and make some kind of effort to fuck them

>>723466527 (OP)
>Gamefreak does something good
>it’s attributed to Nintendo
>Gamefreak does something bad
>it’s exclusively attributed to Gamefreak

>>723478760
actually decent advise. I’ve read about how looking a girl directly in the eyes and imagining how much you want to fuck her somehow triggers some monkey brained pupil dilation she picks up on. I did it once at work and the girl definitely maintained eye contact longer than a standard look. Could be bullshit but who knows

>>723466527 (OP)
Nintendo also hasn't made a good game in years.

>>723478681
man I did it like 5 different times until I eventually miraculously made the right moves with a 6th girl. feels so weird how obvious the first 5 girls were in retrospect, they were all basically saying it outright but I was completely blind to it

it's some combination of autism, and not even having it as a thing that you could conceive of as being possible beforehand such that it never pops into your mind even though *if* you had it as a potential hypothesis and was checking behaviour/communication against that possibility, you would easily be able to tell that things were all systems go

honestly im pretty annoyed at my past self. it's only socially acceptable to fuck 16 year olds when you're also 16, and I missed out on a bunch of good opportunities on a platter for me there. luckily I went out with that 6th girl for a few years so I didn't miss out entirely.

>>723479301
man I feel this on an emotional level. For me it was also when I was 16 and the 4”11” emo/scene queen with comically large boobs. It must be some form of “imposter syndrome” or self doubt like “there’s no way this girl actually wants to have sex with ME”

>>723478709
she looks very facefuckable

>>723466527 (OP)
There's nothing to censor here. It's a woman with a flat ass wearing tights, that can be seen in any city outside of the Middle East.

>>723478467
Man I remember a girl who kept emphasising she would do *anything* if I did [X] my dumbass just kinda thought "lol imagine if I said go out with me" or w/e and kept refusing.

>>723466621
Can someone explain young peoples obsession with farting??

>>723481087
It's just a natural consequence of being an ass man. Butts stink, to some they stink good.

>>723480975
>flat ass
>that pic
>>723468570

>>723481087
Degeneracy.

>>723478132
Why would an underage girl drug you?

>>723467954
If working in an office full of ladies teach me something, the senior ass designer is a woman.

And they say Nintendo is for kids

>>723482351
how naive are you

20 pokeballs please

>>723482041
The pokemon character has a flat ass

>>723483969
Very important question. Is the thong under the leotard?

>>723484158
no she doesn't and the fact that you think she does is evidence that you are a brown subhuman.

>>723466527 (OP)
>pokemon milf giving me the fuck me stare
holy based nintendo

>>723466527 (OP)
>that side eye
>teehee, whatcha takin' a picture of, anon?

>>723483969
It's over, with strong elastic

>>723484379
>>723484750
Was meant for

They can get away with it now because they don't have genders.

>>723473372
>cannot change later
just like in real life
based nintendo dunking on trannies

>>723477317
Evil cannot build beauty, it can only destroy

>>723484884
You’re not entirely wrong because these “people” genuinely think
>woman wearing wedged up skin tight suit BAD
>man wearing wedged up skin tight suit EMPOWERING

>>723484750
I dislike this

>>723477134
are you fucking retarded

>>723484546
she absolutely does, you are a homosexual

>>723466527 (OP)
Imagine, if you will, the occasional venting.