Thread 723467484

>new "hag"/"milf"/"mommy" arrives in the gaming scene
>young to slightly older but still young woman without ANYthing that actually makes them a hag except the occasional eyebag
>never an actual hag
how could we fix this and let actual hags have their moments to shine? There are so many good older women in video games...

Do that thing 2000s movies did where every granny was secretly a kung fu master

Women lose all their worth past 35

>>723467983
*15

>>723468339
Pedo

>>723467973
unironically yes

i don't care what gay horny shit OP is on, but i love the "old fucker is actually epic as fuck" trope

>>723467484 (OP)
>strong connection to the MC
>isn't horribly misshapen or fat
It's that simple

>>723468639
I think another niche but equally badass trope "guy without superpowers is the most dangerous mofo in the room full of super powered beings"

>>723467484 (OP)
Reminder that half a century ago, women married young and had kids not long after, so mid-30s was prime milf territory before roastification.

>>723468639
>>723467973
Even if they're not martial arts masters or physically tough, it's still fun when they have some ancient esoteric wisdom to share
Living to an old age means you learn a few things

The issue is that in order to write a smart character, you need to be at least somewhat smart yourself, and the people writing stuff nowadays hate their elders and have no knowladge on anything other than social issues, so they can't have elderly characters impart any sort of knowladge other than vague handwavy "like, believe in the wiiiind brooo, and like, look inside yourself or whatever"

>>723469494
Remember that half a century ago, we use to beat people to death for being retarded, so you wouldn't even survive at that time.

>>723469494
>half a century ago
>half a century is approx 50 years
>50 years ago was the 1970s
it wasn't the goddamn 18th century you retard, the 70's was the most relaxed era in recent first world history

>>723467484 (OP)
women older than 30 have lost 50% of their sexual market value. after 35 that shit goes way down again. unmarried women older than 40 aren't even human in my eyes

>>723469578
That never stopped, gay boy. I'll stop by your room after I'm finished with your mom.

>>723469701
>gigachad pic rel
yeah i'm not reading that, it's gonna be some retard shit written by a kid under 15 so why bother

>>723469694
shut up nigger

>>723469731
Worse, it's a gigachad AI gif
That's straight up advertising to everyone itt that you're an underage dumbass

>>723467484 (OP)
Mid 30s is a hag. Even mid-to-late 20s is a hag because women are meant to be bred starting at 16.

>>723469747
>pic rel
surely this is healthy for society with no negative impacts

>>723469704
>ur mom
The guy who makes mom jokes as retaliation has a terrible relationship with their mother.

>>723469938
You're right, retard. Your mom was too old when she had you (hence the retardation) so she's too unfuckable now.

>>723470038
>your mom is too old
You mom is not when she birthed you? Do you unironically have a teen mom? That's sad.

>>723470038
>>723470313
YO MAMAS SO STUPID, THEY GAVE YOU UNRESTRICTED INTERNET ACCESS TO DERAIL THREADS BY DEBATING WITH STRANGERS ONLINE ABOUT THEIR SEX LIVES (which both of you clearly don't have)

>>723470847
The guy who needs to belittle others in random arguments have nothing good to say.

Now, do you like Milfs?

>>723470910
>do you like Milfs?
Sometimes... Although I think I prefer aunties over moms, or something with that sort of vibe

>>723467484 (OP)
Definitely would

>>723471650
thats too much buddy

hags

>>723473521
https://files.catbox.moe/osdw0g.png
Weak

>>723474481
god i would nut so hard in that cat

>>723474624
Not true

>>723468639
It's become such a cliche that I'm tired of it these days. It's too predictable.

>>723469865
The world population is over 8 billion. It was half that 50 years ago. Infinite growth is not sustainable.

>>723474624
based

>40-something seiyuu voicing 50-something character
I'll take both