Thread 723469281

Comes out on my birthday. Nice.

welcome back star fox adventures

This thread was made by Eric. He's a snoy and massive OoT fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Nintendo pedaling for a good decade, he's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/. (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).

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He's also a massive GameCube fanboy that was so buckbroken by BotW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and erase the perceived damage against him.

>releases on the anniversary of Luigi's Bullet Bill rampage against Bowser Thompson
what did ninty mean by this?

>>723469281 (OP)
I love Metroid, but that looks fucking stupid.

>>723471215
based

>>723469281 (OP)
wow this looks bad

>>723469281 (OP)
>Metroid
>Open world desert
Why?

>>723473350
>how do we modernize Metroid?
>...give Samus a motorbike in an empty openworld section
>GENIUS

>>723469604
>oot
>anti nintendo

I'm so jaded I just don't care anymore. It if was 10 years ago I would probably be brimming with excitement over another prime game.
Now, it's too little, too late. It's been almost 20 fucking years man, almost 20 fucking years. How can you even care anymore at this point?

Prime remastered came out 2 years ago too, I enjoyed it but it wasn't like an incredibly important experience. At this point I would just rather play a Prime 2 / 3 remaster than play prime 4 at all. It's sad that it's come to that but that's just how I feel now.

>>723469281 (OP)
the fuck is this crap? they're so out of touch...

Wow, another doomposting thread for [new Nintendo game]. How original.

The bike seems like a way of having an alternative to the tram without simply being a loadscreen whilst also allowing another style of gameplay and hopefully some interesting enemies which require the speed of a bike to deal with or avoid. Supposedly huge parts of planets are no longer reduced to corridors.
Every other trailer shows the style of gameplay that we're used to, so I see this as an addition instead of something replacing what made prime good.

>>723476730
PS4 controllers in the background

>>723469281 (OP)
I can't wait to play Sonic Frontiers as Samus Aran.