Thread 723470315

how's teh new pokemon?

>girls can wear shorts that short
>but also we can't have skirts because you might try to ogle the girls
getting mixed messages from Nintendo...

>>723470673
They'll sell the skirts in the DLC don't worry, that's what they did in SV where good customization was sold for a premium

>>723470673
There's skirts in the game anon

>>723470315 (OP)
It's a 4/10 at best

>>723470315 (OP)
Can't tell ya getting crashes on cutscenes constantly

>>723470315 (OP)
It's pretty ass, desu

>>723470315 (OP)
Gamefreak's new low.

>>723470851
Everygame should have anime graphics and I will pirate anything that has bottom of the barrel photorealism. Because that's settling for the lowest of the low.

>>723470673
>He watches anti-Nintendo sloptubers

>>723470315 (OP)
I've cummed 6 times the past hour.

>>723470851
>N64*

>>723470315 (OP)
it's already being emulated? really?

>>723470735
>>723470943
/v/ told me there were no skirts

>>723470851
No, it looks like Sonic 06 if the whole game was in that starting town.

>>723470851
I remember playing Eternal Sonata on 360 and this looks better

>>723470978
Anon, it was being emulated like 5 days ago

>>723470978
>it's already being emulated?
it was being emulated days before the release

>>723470821
I agree

>>723471002
>THIS IS FOR STEVE IRWIN YOU FAGGOT

>>723470673
panservice is le bad
upskirts (voyeur) are banned, why do you think forced shutter sounds exist?

>>723471002
>this snibs the snab: manta edition

>>723471002
why are brownoids like this

>>723470821
>>723470962
wow. thats an overwatch tier ass

>>723470821
>>723470962
Is this the best ass gamefreak has made?

>>723471362
I'm sorry you're brown

>>723471386
It's over. After 20 long years the question of "which child has the biggest ass" has beep put to rest

>656 real images and climbing
Emma stock is SURGING

>>723471002
>>723471068
Steve was a peaceful soul, he wouldn't have wanted this...

>>723470821
>>723470962
>Look at this butt on this mediocre character model!
Pokefags are getting real desperate to stay relevant

>>723471497
Inarguably better than any character model from a western game in the last 20 years.

>>723471497
you’re the one who seems desperate though

>>723470821
>>723470962
>>723471386

>>723470997
Even Sonic 06 had textured buildings. Fuck, even Banjo and Kazooie's house had texture

The best part is that they accentuated and emphasized Emma's
>: 3
It's unreal how good her design is.

>>723471630
slopnic is fucking dogshit

Offtopic shitposting is still shitposting my underage bud. And right before the weekend.

Mods could make brownposting a thing of the past if they'd just block third world IPs and disable phoneposting.

>>723471630
Doesn't make the game any better

>>723471723
Wtf does that even do? Surely it doesn't cook it thoroughly enough to it. Or do they just think torture makes the meat taste better?

>>723471723
ya seething chang?

>>723471002
>>723471723
god i wish that were me

>>723471919
It doesn't make it better but the comparison should make game freak ashamed of itself

as a pokémon fan, i couldn't care less

>>723471928
They're just torturing it for fun because that's what shitskins do. Never let anyone try to tell you whites are even the same species as brownoids.

>>723471579
>Projecting

>>723471989
They don’t even know who you are

>>723471002
wth

>>723472062
Show them this thread. Can I call them?

>>723471723
what is it with SEAs and wanting to watch things die before they eat it

>>723472053
>deflecting

>>723470315 (OP)
Refunded it and I went back to playing Heartgold.

>>723471802
But then all of the Pokemon threads would disappear

>>723471723
>>723471002
Is this just what Chinese water does to living organisms?

>>723472106
No one cares about you, you will never have any power or influence

>>723471723
This kills the crab

>>723471002
>>723471723
That's the whole video? They just torture animals? I know it's food, but that's just cruel.

>>723470673
What's so hard to understand? Shorts are fine because there is no expectation of panties like there is with skirts.

>>723471386
If it is then that's pretty sad.

>>723471630
Does Sonic 06 have battle mechanics? What a fucking retard you are.

>>723470673
>but also we can't have skirts because you might try to ogle the girls
This is a rule Cero made up, not Nintendo. Blame the Japanese government

>>723471630
...do you not know what a texture is?

>>723470978
The Switch 1 version, yes.

>>723472510
yes
what kind of retarded question is that?

I hate pokemons new corporate safe art style.

>>723470315 (OP)
Don't listen to the haters, it is great.

>>723470315 (OP)
Absolute garbage

Well, we do have confirmation, that Pokémon do, in fact, poop:

https://x.com/teso_026/status/1978541393812291872

>>723471630
Sonic 06 wasn't a bad looking game thoughbeit

Do I really have to juggle between emulators just to get past the fletchling crash?

How long before pokephilia becomes canon?

>>723471151
Not in my country, we can grope girls in train and nothing will happens afterwards :)

can you take shoes off?

>>723472964
just play it next weekend. it'll be fixed by then

>>723473134
which country? i'll visit
>>723471151
forced shutter sounds?

>>723473972
>forced shutter sounds?
Sweet summer child.

>>723470982
there's skirts with pants underneath, as usual

>>723473972
Japanese phones are designed to be unable to take pictures silently

>>723473972
>forced shutter sounds?
Japan has such a pervert problem all phones force a shutter sound when taking a picture.

>>723474350
>>723474340
can't you just use a camera app without sounds?
it's not like there's a lack of camera apps

>>723471497
What butt? That aint no ass

>>723472964
Minimize the window during the cutscene. By Allah I swear this works.

>>723474421
Its forced into the hardware, theres no app that can turn it off the sound.

the only pokemon ive played in almost 10 years was romhacks

>>723470781
slop

>>723470315 (OP)
it's ok but the dex distribution is dogshit
can't wait for pkhex support, until then i'll play legends arceus

>>723470315 (OP)
I wanna be the very best, like Pokémon never was
To catch Pals is my real test
to train Digimon is my cause
I will travel across the aisle, searching far and wide
Teach Gamefreak to understand
the soul that's inside
Digimon
Gotta catch em all (It's you and Palworld)
I know it's my destiny, Digimon
Oh, you're my best friend
And a Palworld we must defend
Digimon
Gotta catch 'em all (A heart so trueeee)
Our courage will pull Palworld through
Nintendo sues them
And we play you
Digimon
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all

Every new Pokémon game along the way
With disappointment I will face
I will Digimon everyday
To claim Palworlds right full place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm and arm we`ll win from Nintendo's blight
Its always been our dream

>>723470315 (OP)
Sloptubers have started reviewing the game, is this the end?

>>723474929
Shitting on Pokemon is just easy engagement farming, you are not gonna find "real" reviews for Pokemon games post Swsh everything is mired in meta reasons for scoring

>>723470315 (OP)
>you go from rank v to rank f in an instant because of story reasons
What is this fucking shit?

>>723470821
>>723470962
she NEEDS to sit on my face

>>723474421
not how that works. Same reason why there's the option for exclusively female passenger trains, so otaku kun can't molest them.

Palworld won so hard

>>723475106
They realized how fucking stupid the progression loop was and instead of making a different game that's actually good they decided to just skip 90% of it

>>723470315 (OP)
Black
Very black
Even real life Paris is whiter than ZA Lumiose

>>723475106
It would have been stale to the maority of Pokemon players that aren't that interested in optimizing fighting when just mashing buttons is good enough

>>723475232
everyone in OP screenshot is white

>>723470982
Schrödinger's skirt

reminder that this website runs on unmaintained 10 years old code the current team inherited from moot and they treat it as an ad farm

the only recent updates to 4chan has received:
- removing IP counters in threads to hide and empower samefagging
- removing the public bans page to hide unjust moderation
- removing the mod feeedack option from the feedback page to hide mod abuse

mods have no accountability, bans are arbitrary and vague, the ban page often doesn't even show the post in question

therefore you are ethically obliged to shitpost and ban evade as much as possible

>>723475334
I read a "review" which the short of was
>I'm 35 and never had to keep up with the frantic pace of combat like this before
>everything felt kinetic and new
The fringe pokemon cultist really is no different than the madden/fifa/CoD/Battlefield ilk that only play said franchises and limit their frame of reference to said singular franchise. It's kind of amazing.

>>723475459
>snoy can only shit pants and throw tantrums and beg you to do the same

>>723475445
what the hell

Defend this

>>723470315 (OP)
jesus fuck that's ps2 level geometry and textures

>Marketing all about climbing from Rank Z to Rank A
>Dude lets you bypass all the way to F after only a few ranks
I get they probably wanted to save time but was the fuck is the point then?
I think it would have been better to let you rank up multiple levels at night and lock the "main" story behind ranks
>[X] this will be difficult, you'll need to be at least Rank H before we can consider [mission]

>>723475445
Gamefreak exposed for using A.i.

>>723475445
Pokefags I'm waiting for the defense of this

>>723476481
Game freak gave up on the Ranking mode of the game and said fuck it

>>723476632
It's about the level of creativity I expect from Gamefreak. They could have thrown in some interesting gimmick battles like having you do a 1v2 to go up 2 ranks or do back to back battles. I think the issue is that they looked at challenge tickets and how they setup the stupid rules and went "Nah. We can't do that." even though jumping straight to F shits all over the rules they established.

>>723476754
I went to a middle school were girls has this kind of "skirt". Its just shorts with a piece of cloth in the front ti make it look like a skirt

>>723476481
So the game is essentially 8 ranks as a stand in for progressing through 8 gyms?

>>723472510
>Does Sonic 06 have battle mechanics?
Yeah, obviously.

>>723475445
emulator bugs aside
>the game has 2 actual skirts
>skorts are a real thing and the game labels them such
this is such a stupid thing to lie about when the game has more real problems.

>>723476992
trolling is not rooted in honesty. its just stronger when it overlaps.

>>723470315 (OP)
I want to put babies inside Canari

>>723474929
Fourth one is literally just gameplay

>>723472510
What word were you thinking of? Sonic obviously has battle mechanics?

>the only things /v/ talks about the game is clothes and women to fuck
So it's shit, Got it.

>>723477225
What else is there to talk about in any pokemon game

>>723477298
to be fair, xenoblade chronicles x is dogshit

>>723477349
Better than any western game.

>>723475106
The budget is too small for a full game, please understand.

>>723470315 (OP)
>It's just 1 city
Might pirate and laugh at at some point

>>723477384
in your dreams, gay boy

>>723475106
>Could have started gimmick fights to quickly jump forward multiple ranks at a time
>Nope. Just jump straight from V to F
It's honestly what I expect from Gamefreak

>>723477403
anon, their budget is 6 million bajillion nipdollars, everyone who owns a nintendo will buy this game

>>723477484
Oh you're just some kid mouthing off. Understood

>>723475562
There's people that seriously only play Pokemon. They play romhacks, do nuzlockes, farm for shinies and rarely touch other games. They're the same as the World of Warcraft gamers that devote their entire life to that single game. Pokemon is an unironic lifestyle for a lot of the fandom, even most of the porn they'll consume will be pokeporn.

>>723477552
schizo delusions? i should have expected you'd be mentally ill when you first said you liked that trash game

>>723477604
Shhh shhh shhh now, Kids should be in school and if you are, you should be paying attention to the lecture. Not posting here.

>>723477536
The leaks said Scarlet and Violet had a budget of $13 million. This is despite those games bringing in $1.6 billion. The budget is legitimately on par with some more ambitious indie games like Hades 2, there is no reason to spend more than the bare minimum because the Pokemon fans will buy it regardless.

Pokemon is the perfect example of a game made for shareholders and not players. Nothing goes back to the fans or the community, the games are made with less than 1% of what they make.

>>723471581
It begins.

>>723470315 (OP)
It's good the plot is an allegory for immigration

>>723470821
>that side eye
she knows

>>723477763
I don't need to see my character's pores to enjoy gameplay. And I want more developers to reign in their spending and staff to a point of realistic output versus ubisoft spending 9 figures on a game and barely making any profit.

>>723470315 (OP)
It's fun, graphics are pretty bad though. But if you only care about playing a fun game then it's worth it.

>>723477552
wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

>>723474929
>already exploited by grifters
Can't wait for grifters to call this woke and get outraged when news of its sales comes up.

The highlight for me so far has been the music.

>>723470315 (OP)
Near mindless actiony fun. Purists will absolutely hate it

>>723477798
Why do you immediately need to start shitting up the thread with politics

>>723470315 (OP)
People are REALLY angry about this game for some reason, but as far as recent Game Freak goes, it's not so bad.

>>723477985
Final Fantasy 7 cost $45 million to make in 1997. $13 million is such a pathetic number when Zelda and Mario get $100 million dollar budgets. Pokemon should be getting good games, not bare minimum profit driven shareholder games.

This makes the lawsuit against Palworld make more sense though because despite being an Indie game, Palworld's budget was half of Scarlet and Violet. They don't have to use that budget for graphics for or voice acting, they could use it for actual content and gameplay systems that aren't lazy. Xenoblade exists as is mucn more niche but Xenoblade runs circles around Pokemon and considering ZA is using a similar combat system, that comparison is more apt than ever before.

>>723478003
You really thought this was a gotcha, didn't you bud?

>>723470673
>censor the girlier stuff for girls
>but also let you sluttify your male trainer

>>723478235
Ponytail would be better.

>>723478235
You can practically smell the semen

>>723478271
I'll check it out, the side one, right?

>>723474929
>calling a game a mess when you use AI for your thumbnails
Total YouTubers Death.

>>723478363
No, just a normal one.

>>723478235
you can make femboys in this game?

>>723478402
Normally I'm not fond of the long arm of bureaucrats overreaching. But if the revenue model of tubers and streamfags was severely compromised or limited. Would anything of value be lost?

>>723478472
Nothing is gender locked in terms of cosmetic options. The bodies are also pretty much exactly the same aside from FeMC having a very slight bump for breasts.

>>723474929
They're right

>>723474929
So many channels to ignore

>>723478402
>old man yells at freeway passerbys

>>723470315 (OP)
Its fucking garbage

>>723476481
>couldn't even be bothered to make the "character holds her chin" animation entail the character holding her fucking chin
Gamefreak needs to replace its entire animation department

>>723478402
honestly the people who choose to watch slop like this are the ones who should be euthanized first

>>723479028
at least they didnt pay $70 for slop unlike you

>>723477404
Quality > Quantity

>>723479198
>Quality > Quantity
this slop has neither

>>723479526
But enough about Digimon

General conscious (ignoring the autism of message boards) seems to be
"worse than Arceus but still ok, battle system isn't an ambitious enough change to be worth doing and isn't really that engaging over turn based. Story and pacing are better than Arceus."

I guess you'll enjoy it if you enjoyed the first one, but it probably won't be your favorite of the two.

>>723479829
>General conscious (ignoring the autism of message boards) seems to be
That's the only thing of value to pay attention to. What a silly thing you are.

>>723476992
Skorts are for feminine tomboys and they're sexy.

>>723479874
As I said, ignoring the autism of message boards.

I'm autistic too, we overreact to shit due to hyper-fixations and holding things we grew up with too tightly, and aren't reliable reviewers. Get over it.

>>723475445
How does that even happen?

>>723475459
they killed him because he told the truth

>>723475445
>pokefags when they are denied upskirts of children

I CAN'T GET PAST THE TALL MOTHERFUCKER AT THE HOTEL ON EMULATOR, THE GAME JUST CRASHES

What did she mean by that?

>>723480019
I trust the average reviewer here over redditors that dicksuck everything, youtubers that are super pretentious and say everything is a political allegory, or "professionals" who are paid off

>>723480334
why is every white girl in this game wearing shorts up to their ass?
why does every brown girl in this game have a nice ass?

>>723474636
YOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IT ACTUALLY WORKED?!

AND IT WORKED ON THE HOTEL CRASH TOO

THAT'S SOME REAL ORK SHIT, JUST LOOK AWAY AND IT DIDN'T CRASH

>Kalos when run by whites in XY
>peaceful and safe
>Kalos run by blacks in ZA
>get mugged 5 minutes into the game by a black, and then 5 minutes later get assaulted in an alleyway by multiple blacks

>This is my current harem

Jesus fuck. I need to get out and catch some more Pokémon.

>>723480702
>gork, da space marine bullets hurt
>dumb gorg, bullets ain't painful if you ignore dem

Why did they hire some weird homosexual jazz musician to do the music?

>>723480989
Yeah, is Toby Fox too good for Pokémon now?

>>723478235
Picking up

>>723477298
What xenoblade game? Because 1 and X are KINO.

>>723481410
Might be the only reason i'm getting this game.

>>723470673
>>723470821
>>723470962
>>723471029
>>723471386
>"Pokemon fans are not coomers!!!"
That's the only reason this franchise is still alive desu desu

>>723481652
truth be told they are cooming on trainers. sonicfags actually coom to the hedgehog

>>723476980
>Sonic 06 has better buildings than Pokemon Z-A.

>>723475221
Why he laughing?

Did anybody make one of those lists of important battles and their levels yet? I want to avoid going into rank up matched and story battles overleveled. Scarlet/Violet had one out before it launched and this game leaked too so might as well ask.

LOL

>>723481850
Pokemon XY have better buildings for Christ's sake

>>723470315 (OP)
GTA 3 look better than this

>>723481091
Unironically yes and i'm not even sucking the dog off here, thats just how low effort pokemon is now

>>723481091
i honestly thought the toby fox music in scat/shartlet was pretty mid

reminder that gamefreak is also making this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0r-Kap8kWI

>>723482536
>Winds and Waves is set to take pace on procgen island chains
Holy crap Winds and Waves is going to look like shit if this is the water we're dealing with

>>723483271
Looks (ALRIGHT!) (WHOA!) (DAZZIT!) (DAZZIT!) (WHOA!) (IZZIT!) (WHOA!) (WHOA!) (ALRIGHT!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI92fmne9ks

>>723482536
legit looks worse than n64/gamecube games what the fuck lmao
this shit is proof the npcs are no longer human
they literally buy anything
they exist solely to be corporate revenue streams and to outvote real sane humans with souls
fuck jesus christ the child raping tyrant liar of the bible

>>723483480
This was such a bad idea for a game

>>723483480
easily one of the worst game trailers that i've ever seen.

>>723483271
TBF the BOR looks like it runs horribly and they're basically cheating through the graphics part by using Unreal

I think the character models and expressions do look legitimately good for the switch 1 and art style they're going for. Everything else looks like crap.

>>723474929
>People shitting on the new Sonic/Bethesda/Bioware/Ubisoft slop.
>Pokefags: "HAHAHAA BASED! They're so right!"
>People shitting on the new Pokemon slop.
>Pokefags: "NOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT! GRIFTERS!!!!! GRIFTERS!!!!"

>>723484415
This image has a point. Pokémon always had shitty graphics, people just have blind nostalgia for it (and treated Nintendo handhelds as Pokemon machines instead of exploring their extensive libraries)

>>723482536
Damn, the N64 really came a long way since its launch.

>>723479829
>Story and pacing are better than Arceus.
Hell no, the game loves to stick you in gen 7-tier cutscene hell
PLA had some preamble but then threw you into a relatively big open area to observe and catch a shitload of pokemon, this game needs you to care about the characters and occasionally gives you 3 minute bursts of either mildly annoying battle chains, or wild areas that are somehow smaller and less populated than the routes in red and blue with pokemon that mainly stay in one spot and just turn around every so often so that they can pretend sneaking isn't broken
Also they neutered the fuck out of the non-battle mechanics instead of expanding on anything PLA did well, there are NO fucking throwable items at all

>>723484791
Nobody has ever argued that the GBA games are graphically impressive, only that they aren't soulless

>>723483271
Wonder how much is the budget for this shit since pokemon got 13million.

>>723474929
Pokemon fans really are the easiest people to grift.

>>723470821
>>723470962
>>723470943
>>723470982
I'm so happy for you.

>>723474929
Back in my dat grifting had meaning.

>>723486101
>only that they aren't [meaningless buzzword]

>>723476992
Isn't the only skirt the one with the ugly ass leggings

>>723486858
t. AIjeet

>>723470315 (OP)
>make the games more and more childish with every installment
>but also make the first hour and a half boring, on the rails bullshit no child would ever want to sit through
What did Nintendo mean by this?

>>723470315 (OP)
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>>723470315 (OP)
Taunie is fucking sexy

>>723486883
that and one of the full sets.

>>723474929
>>723486740
We will KILL all anti-Nintendo grifters.

>>723486016
because those throwables are replaced by moves and the awful crafting system and inventory management was removed.

>>723484415
To Pokemon's extremely small amount of credit, the Switch Zelda image is a trailer movie

>>723486598
Beelstarmon mogs all these PokeSlop AI edits

>>723474929
>>723486480
>>723486740
>>723471579
>>723472116

>>723488650
you sure do watch a lot of streamers and ecelebs

>>723488767
What's the argument?

>>723488587
Renamon fucks human men

>>723488767
get with the times gramps

>>723488767
damage control

>>723486598
I'm more of a Lilithmon-sama guy but yeah I got you

>>723479829
The game is better than arceus in every way EXCEPT
1. The pokeball throwing mechanics
2. The battle system
It just so happens those are the two most important things lmao. I have no idea why they didn't just use the arceus system but add abilities and items, and it's bewildering that they simplified the pokeball mechanics since that was by far the most fun part of arceus.

>>723488825
>>723488879
>>723488952
I really struck a schizotranny nerve

>>723486598
Same.

>>723488587
Renamon beats in waist-hips-thigh ratio
It's just science.

>>723488587
True

>>723489062
>What's the argument?
>HA! Schizo tranny!
>Ha! I won.
You don't even understand your own words, since you didn't disprove the evidence.

>>723470315 (OP)
Help me understand how this is a 100b dollar franchise.

Why did they put Tepig instead of Cyndaquil?

>>723489351
you lost and got raped btw

>Digikeks take the bait and immediately prove all they have is coom
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! We have the gameplay, Nintendeen Eric MAGA.

>>723489417
they already used cyndaquil in the last legends game

>>723489031
>throw a berry
>alpha gets distracted
>sneak up and heavy ball it
>run away and repeat if you fail
>proceed to shit on the entire game with your overleveled rapidash
meanwhile alphas in za are actual threats and don't listen to you if they're overleveled.

>>723489417
Because they made the mistake of putting Cyndaquil in the other game. From the pig's game we also had the snake and the otter get fucked out of a mega evolution.

Not that Serperior needs anything.

>>723489481
It's true, all we have is boobs, dinosaurs, robots and demons.

>>723489417
Devs were big fans of Faithful Tepig

>>723489535
I don't care about the throwable items but you're a huge fun hating fag if you prefer pokeballs that have a limited range and almost zero curve to them over the extreme long ranges of the pokeballs in arceus and the near infinite range of the feather balls
Nothing was more satisfying than sniping a flying pokemon from a cliff or getting the perfect angle on a heavy ball to hit a pokemon while hiding in a bush, now there's no reason to not just hold lock and throw since the range of the pokeballs themselves are barely further than the point where you have to account for any drop

>>723477404
>>723479526
Why even pirate? You've already deduced the game's entire story and gameplay experience, as I have.

>>723489746
You lost and got gaped, Eric the Pedophilehog.

>want to choose the girl
>don't want the male rival
game sucks

>>723489865
>DUDE SNIPING LE FLYING POKEMAN BRO SO LE SATISFYING FRFR NO CAP
I don’t give a shit about pointand click slop

>>723489565
It is pretty funny that they chose the 2 starters from the generation where everything but the fire starter were ugly and then for the fire starter they chose the only ugly starter from gen 5
Should have been Snivy, Popplio, and Scorbunny

>>723489850
Didn't they give the artist a C&D

>>723490059
Extremely reddit take

>>723490272
Yes, it also began the mass crusade of gamefreak and Nintendo issuing takedown requests for basically any porn of pokemon

>>723490273
>point AND clicks hide your post
YOOOO THIS GAYME PLAY IS FIIIIRREEEEEEEEE

>>723477404
>complains about 1 city
>posts spiderman

>>723470315 (OP)
I hate black people and trannies

>>723470673
skirts are harder to rig than pants and looks like crap without proper physics. It's because they are lazy.

>>723470315 (OP)
Casual observer here, what's the "strategy layer" to this game if every single move has it's own ATB gauge? Is it really just "mash shit off CD" or do certain moves like, get stronger based on distance?

>>723470315 (OP)
It has a quest where a little girls asks to see your "ekans" so /v/ would probably really like it if they actually played it.
It might be a bit too realistic about paris though, you get robbed by a darkie not 5 fucking minutes into arriving in the town.

>>723491454
Like every pokemon game the strategy starts with building your moveset. Moves like quick attack are a lot more useful than they used to be because they function as gap closers for other melee attacks. Ranged attacks give you more control over positioning, but tend to be slower to activate etc. Stuff like spikes is surprisingly good in this one, although a lot of status effects like paralysis and sleep feel nerfed. the ATB is fun though it makes combat feel a lot faster paced

>>723491487
>Little girl wants your cock
Sexy, post proof.

>>723470315 (OP)
Is the fishing reel pouch deliberate to hide the ass

Is there good post game? I remember legends arceus story was kinda shit but the post game legendaries were really fun and it rewarded you with the arceus fight. Is this similar?

I pirated it, I'm not hating it, Arceus was better I think. It's just so tremendously frustrating how little money and effort they put into all these games when Pokemon is genuinely one of the most financially successful franchises in existence, that's what people are upset about.

>>723491895
too lazy to make a screenshot
>Side quest 005 "I'd like to see an Ekans"
>Requester Ismene
>A young girl wants to see the Snake Pokemon Ekans up close. Catch an Ekans and show it to her

>>723472510
>erm sweatie does Sonic 06 have pokémon's acclaimed battle mechanics?
>FLAMETHROWER FLAMETHROWER FLAMETHROWER FLAMETHROWER FLAMETHROWER FLAMERTHROWER
>oh man, this is soo deep

>>723492527
>It's just an actual Ekans
You retard.

>>723472536
1. Why it is a truck
2. HOW FUCKING BIG IS THAT TRUCK?

>>723492640
>say there's a quest about showing a little girl your "ekans"
>anon thinks this is gonna be something other than showing a little girl an ekans
>calls other people retards
alright bro.

>>723491759
Huh, fair enough.
I guess it's not a bad move. One of Pokemon's biggest problems has always been that forcing the AI to fight fair (i.e., same stats, same rules) means that the games offline components are generally devoid of any challenge unless you heavily restrict yourself (nuzlocke rules, etc.).

Adding real-time components helps add a bit of spice to things it seems.

>>723478235
nice, can't wait for the cosplays

>>723489417
Nintendo and Gamefreak are anti muslim

WTF! Why is the game just one giant city? I thought people were joking. One of the fun things of Pokémon games is exploring the world and different cities. Are they drunk at Gamefreak!?!?!?

>>723493171
>using your starter
Boxed and deleted after getting Scatterbug.

>>723470315 (OP)
nintendo hired that man, again / 10

is this game easy to emulate?
i assume it runs better than it would on the switch.
Also my switch is broken and won't turn on, i barely use it either, chargig does nothing

Last Pokemon game I played was Pokemon Shield and it was abysmal dogshit that did nothing new or innovative over the last last Pokemon game I played before that (pokemon X) is ZA any better will I enjoy it? I like fapping to pokemans, especially Lopunny, Lucario, Weavile, and Blaziken.

>>723489386
Toys, trading cards and anime. The video games aren't the main product for Pokemon. I get more enjoyment out of Pokemon porn over any of the above albeit.

>>723471989
>make 1 billion doing barely any work
>shaming all the way to the bank

nigger game

>>723470315 (OP)
>hubbub

>>723470821
Hi intern-kun, how much are they paying you?
>They're talking shit about our game. QUICK, start posting some thirst bait

>>723470315 (OP)
I'm having a blast!

>>723476481
why does it skip

>>723476527
It's not, the DLC comes in February.
You can but it now, but all you get for now is some apri balls.

A quality $70 game from one of the biggest media franchises in the world.
https://streamable.com/gccxlb

dunkey just shit on this game hahashaha

wasn't the last pokemon game a big clusterfuck too?
why is gamefreak still allowed to make those games instead of giving it to a competent dev team?

>>723500648
Some of the few positive things I've read about ZA then.

>>723500746
GameFreak has joint ownership of the franchise alongside Creatures inc. and Nintendo.

>>723495193
>giant city
if only. the idea of making a game entirely in a massive city is great, the problem is game freak's half assed effort on making the city actually big enough to justify it.

>>723500746
Because they have ownership over one third of the franchise

Why are people obsessed so much over this franchise.
>Ohh I wish it was good again
The fuck, it's just a bunch of JRPGs for toddlers

>>723475459
absolutely fucking bazed

>>723470315 (OP)
Nice looking PS2 game, name?

Man wtf did they do to the furisode girls

>>723498971
Based.

>>723501798
boku no pico

Did Ryujinx fix the fletchinder crash?

>>723507217
Play on Eden, advance past that scene, then switch to Ryujinx

>>723507217
>Ryujinx
Brah...

>>723508342
Eden wont ever boot

>>723508342
Did that now I'm consistently crashing on the cutscene inside the hotel with the lanky old man. Ima just gonna wait rather than juggle emulators to play this

>>723470315 (OP)
I understand why Nintendo had to sue Palworld now.
It's the only way Gamefreaks can compete with Palworld.

>>723508941
>be Pokenigger
>never play anything but Pokemon
>be mind blown by early access survival craftig game #24678643
One day you'll realize monster catchers are the bottom of the barrel of videogames.
Hopefully.

>>723484415
>putting the teaser cgi for botw in there to give people an out
ffs how could you possibly fuck that up?

>>723471581
is there gonna be a mod for pokefucking?

>>723508941
>>723509125
It really is incredible that the bar for a good monster catcher game is so low. Nintendo got scared by Palworlds success and decided to pull a bitch move and sue instead of making the better game.

how do i emulate this game? i used to use yuzu before but now i lost my keys and firmware and it jus doesn' work anymore

How come there's so many black people in this pokemon game?

>>723484415
The GBA games were simplistic but not absolute travesties to look at, modern Pokemon is basically a Japanese Bethesda game.

>>723511992
Its France so...

>>723512595
but still....

>>723470315 (OP)
Why is everyone standing stock still with their arms at their sides?

>>723512682
first pokemon game?

>>723513037
Haven't played since snap, honestly, but everytime I feel like trying a new one they look like ass

>>723493171
For the base game? Too hard for you?

What’s the point of letting you move around during battles? It just clutters the screen. Just control the pokemon during the battle and have the trainer stand to the side.

>>723513306
uuuuuuuuuuuuh....

>>723513306
It'd actually have a use if the trainer themselves were in any danger during battle, like Palworld or even fucking Legends Arceus, but here there's no such threat..

>>723470315 (OP)
Pokemon veteran that played ALL pokemon games and was sceptical at first. Overall it's a lot of fun, still after 20 hours in.
>map has its comfy moments and is fun to explore, sometimes a bit repetitive though
>catching, collecting fun as always
>battle system is so refreshing and I prefer it over turn based, good fun
>lots of qt npcs
>mega evolution feels good to use. Gives you that extra power to feel really strong for a short period
>Music as always 10/10. No other games can compete honestly
>a bit slow in the beginning (tutorial for hours)
>story doesn't catch me yet
>rooftops have some nice surprise pokemon to discover

I give it a 8/10 so far. Sure graphics could be better but it's obviously built and optimized for Switch 1. All buildings having real balcony + dynamic shadows would have destroyed the Switch 1 performance.

>>723513472
>or even fucking Legends Arceus
wait they removed that?! LMAO

>>723470315 (OP)
Boughted from fitgirl and it's fucking horrible. Combat is just quickly spamming cooldowns while clumsily trying to get out of the way of the battle, graphics is ocarina of the time tief while the world is just an ugly maze. Who tf actually boughted this shit

>>723513509
>All buildings having real balcony would have destroyed the Switch 1 performance.
Meanwhile, 12 years ago on inferior hardware...

When are we going to get a real time battle Pokemon game.

>>723513738
No shit. The graphics are completely different, retard.

>>723513892
You mean better? Because X/Y at least has stylized graphics rather than looking like generic Unityslop.

>>723513738
You know that its a 400x200px resolution with 30fps and very few polygon models? And how many buildings are visible at once max? 3? 4?

>>723488830
Agreed

>>723495809
God tier choice

>>723514092
The Switch 1 is a significant upgrade in hardware compared to the 3DS. Not an excuse.

>>723474929
All using ai generated scripts for their videoes too so tiresome

>>723513472
you can take damage from pokemon and alphas (like the hydro pump magikarp) target you

>>723492742
Kek

>>723514224
Switch 1 specs are still shit. Pic related is probably the most detail you get out of a city but then you are forced to keep it much smaller compared to ZA.

>>723514590
And yet Mario Odyssey looks leagues better.
I'm not asking for mindblowing, realistic graphics here. I'm asking for it to not look like a fucking N64 game.

reminder that Pokemon is a kid's game and content made for kids doesn't need to be good anymore.
it's why most cartoons look like shit compared to ones from even 50+ years ago.
kids are satisfied watching predatory low quality Elsa and Spiderman videos on youtube with their ipad.

>>723514590
Dragons dogma is literally on the same console retard

>>723476386
>>723476707
>>723476754
>>723480062
it's a called a skort, thirdies :^)

What do you even do in these spinoff games? Like you finish the story and there's postgame? Is there multiplayer at all? There's still no breeding?

>>723515649
You have online ranked battles

>>723490412
i dont see it working

vidya limitations stopped being a thing 25 years ago btw
there hasn't been an excuse for ugly or poor running games for a LONG time
all these "limitations" people talk about now a days are self imposed due to incompetence

>>723516263
You can't even say "muh handheld" because the Steamdeck exists. And it released first. The Switch 2's inferiority really does jusst come down to laziness. They either didn't want to pput in the time or money to develop a product that could compete with the Steamdeck.

I'm pretty impressed anyone buy this piece of shit called "game"

Wheres the gameplay?

>>723470315 (OP)
It's fun. Graphics are bad. Makes literal grown men seethe. Same shit as always.

Thank god I'm not a braindead retarded pokefag

>>723508813
right click the game and reset these two, should work fine afterwords.

>>723470315 (OP)
It's pretty fun so far, liking the new battle system a lot

>>723517514
>actually mentioning gameplay
>on /v/
lmfao

>>723517562
Yeah I know people here don't play games, but I felt like giving an honest answer to OP (I know he doesn't want one)

>>723489746
>Yaoi hands

>>723470315 (OP)
still think its stupid you cant play as a female and have a female rival.

>>723493171
Bottlecaps

>>723483191
you could say he was phoning it in

If you could only choose scarlett violet or z-a which would you pick? i quit during sword and shield, couldn't get through it.

>>723519729
At this point, Let's Go will end up as the best Pokemon games on Switch.

>>723519729
Z-A hasn't been out long enough for me to have a solid opinion on it but S/V is reaching the end of its multiplayer life cycle and that's an important part of the game.
If you don't like Swsh I don't think you'd like S/V though they are not THAT differet

>>723470315 (OP)
Just boughted too.
How does it run?

>>723475106
You have to do 15 ranks in postgame and it's an awful grind

>>723500562
>hes never felt oogly goo

What body type did you folx pick?

Just got rank X my team is
>Pignite
>Spinarak
>Swablu
>Binacle
>Hawlucha
>Emolga

Thank you for reading

>>723521042
a long way to a rank

>>723475445
fucking what?

Actually embarrassing that a DS game from 2010 has more voice acting and better 3D graphics than a Switch 2 game from the same franchise.

>>723521265
which one made more money tho

>>723521368
I would imagine that it remains to be seen.

>>723500562
A brown tweaker in Paris seems pretty accurate to me. Even has the patented abducted white baby-sized bag.

>>723520656
I hate these ash ketchup faggots

>>723500562
What the fuck is his problem?!

>>723521918
>Where the hell did I put my glasses

>>723492742
>Why it is a truck
Because jet fuel can't melt steel beams, only diesel.

>>723500131
Hello Gabi!

So can you only get 1 fennekin in the entire game?
is there no breeding for eggs or?

are there lots of outfits? is it worth playing if you just wanna mess around with the fashion?

I remember when I played XY that was one of the only good things about that game

>>723521918
That fat guy reminds me of Guy Fieri because he's fat, he's ugly and he puts his sunglasses on the back of his head!

>grown men wanting to play dress-up and look at boys in skirts
is this...is this the power of AGP?

>barely any variety in architect
>instead of crafty design level, everything is connect by piece of wooden bridge
>all side quests are Ubisoft tier slops
>ugly pink crystal everywhere
>HOLLYYYYYYY THERE IS UNDERGROUND
>it's corridor
Not worth emulating

>>723521918
>HNNGG, why did i put white pants on now that i feel the diarrhea slip through my butt cheeks while talking to my crush? HUMPF

>>723522613
based on everything I've read on /v/, they could've just released it as a dress-up simulator and it would've been received way better.

>>723522613
Anon, in real life everything underground in a city is just corridors.

>>723522353
Kind of, but it's disappointingly limited due to fears of the characters looking too good with "crop tops" having undershirts or jackets and "skorts" instead of skirts (it's shorts in the back and you'll mainly see your character from the back so not much value there)
I always like fashion in games and I'm having some fun, it's just upsetting that they're clearly holding back
It's leagues better than recent titles, but Sword/Shield is still the champion of customization

>>723522815
we are talking about video game bro

>>723522862
>Sword/Shield is still the champion of customization
Being able to make your own baseball card was super sovl

please help, how do i emulate the game? i don't wanna get my switch out cause it fucking sucks at playing stuff like legends aarceus and the fans go crazy

>>723522808
At this point yeah, it's literally the only saving grace

>>723470851
>pic
That's basically the game industry right now so I guess you got your wish

>>723523115
nah, this is the best combat a pokemon game has ever had. Anyone claiming otherwise hasn't played it.

>Palworld got sued for gliding with bird
>ZA get shitty double jump using phone
....

>>723523203
>Best Pokemon combat
going extreme low bar aren't we

>>723523203
It's cool for the novelty for sure, less depth than mainline but it's fun

>>723522862
damn I like skirts from the back... that's really lame

>>723522808
it's the only thing nu-pokemon has managed to get right since gen 6. everything else has been pretty disastrous

>>723486598
>>723488587
>>723489008
>>723489112
For me, it's Angewomon.

>>723500562
Fucking christ.

>>723523631
dangerously based

>>723481764
>truth be told they are cooming on trainers

>>723500562
Everything about this looks like a scam mobile game.

>>723474929
Giving all these a view, like, and subscription, thank you.

>>723500208
Because they don't fucking care and couldn't get enough content for all 26 letters

Is sina in the game or not?

>>723486598
>butt hurt Digimoron is coping and seething because other people are having by playing video games!

>>723470821
I like this character. But she should be wearing a long coat or a bomber jacket.

>>723527453
Pokenigs threw a huge fucking tantrum when Time Stranger came out, you're not allowed to pretend otherwise.

>>723486598
Digimon Won