Thread 723471904

Sometimes I feel theres a deliberate and spiteful agenda to subvert or humiliate our classic heroes.

>>723471904 (OP)
>no one bats an eye when Miles Morales made a deal with a devil
>Marvel Rivals went out of their way to make an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION of Rivals' Spider-Man to do a reverse OMD so there is still a deal with a devil but it is not done by the roster character
Telling.

>>723472236
>inb4 what are u talking about
See pic related. Fuck Insomniac and fuck that ex-Concord artist.

take your meds

>>723472236
why is this art so hideous?

>>723471904 (OP)
Characters that wear the american colors or flag are the most cucked in comics
>spiderman
>superman
>captain america
you name it. even the dyke version of captain marvel got turned into a dictator at some point

>>723471904 (OP)
I have nigger fatigue

>jewish comics
>"our heroes"
lol

>>723471904 (OP)
Miles has been a thing for fifteen years now.

>>723473470
OP is 15 years old

>>723473439
Spider-Man was created by a Catholic (Steve Ditko)

>>723473470
He's being pushed now to replace Peter.
No one really cared about miles back then

>>723473280
Subversive commiefornia writers hate America as a concept. So any super that was built around the core ideals of the nation has to be dismantled because of how the previous generations of that nation also did bad things. Please ignore that Marxist ideals have killed substantially more people.

>>723471904 (OP)
i dont know dude, the dude on the right is the one using that ridiculous and retarded outfit

>>723471904 (OP)
Sometimes I feel like you're a dramatic little bitch

>>723471904 (OP)
NO WAY!!!
/s

>>723472459
You first, blackwasher

>>723471904 (OP)
Every single Spider Man writer hates Peter. There is only so much plot lines you can make to shit on him, before you are trying to replace him altogether. If you dig into it they made Marry Jane to have kids with some random dude. They made Peter look how Octavius used Peter's body with MJ. Now they make black spider man being better in everything. It's literally a collection of cuck fetishes, these writers are fucking mental.

>>723474226
Bendis is writing all of them in secret

>>723473701
That explains the scene of Spiderman getting molested as a child, can't get more catholic than that

>>723473701
Ditko was a racial jew. Stan Lee was a jew. Catholics are jewish. Abrahamism is jewish. Marvel is jewish. You are gay and retarded and like jewish slop.

why does niggerman need neon jays as part of his costume
do niggers have anything but shoes and rap to call their own

>>723474618
Kool Aid, Watermelon and Fried Chicken

>>723474564
>Spider-Man last issue by Ditko April 12, 1966
>Spider-Man being molested by Skip September 1, 1984
Doesn't make sense

>>723474226
Straczynski doesn't hate Spider-Man.

>>723471904 (OP)
Every time I look at this shit, I think Spider-Man is coca-cola. He is the taste that is interesting, everyone tried once, and the world never said enough.
And Miles is just fucking coke zero. Trying to be sugar-free, and edgier, and be a flavor that is not the classic. Then it tries to be a million other flavors out if insecurity for not being the original coke flavor.

>>723474606
>Racial jew
Lmao, according to this how can I know you are not a self-hating racial jew?

>>723475031
>Wrote Sins of the Past
Come on now

>>723471904 (OP)
I don't mind when they have a new version of an old hero, but I don't like when the only way they have of gassing up the new version is to make the old version look bad.

>>723471904 (OP)
What an organic thought you're spontaneously sharing with the intent of starting a genuine good faith discussion

>>723471904 (OP)
>supposed to be for everyone so no features show through the suit
>somehow his feet stick to things despite the half inch of crap
The suit looks dumb too, the blue and black would work fine on their own if it wasnt screaming "BLACK MAN - LOOK AT OUR DIVERSITY"

>>723473787
>Please ignore that Marxist ideals have killed substantially more people
I will ignore capitalist propagandist lies, yes

I wouldn't say it's deliberate, it's just a hallmark of low intelligence writing. When I was in 9th grade or so, I wrote an entire fanfic about how Luigi had been murdered and Mario had to find the killer (it was Peach). I thought it was so cool because it took the happy-go-lucky character of Mario and turned him into a desperate, mourning individual.

Looking back on it now, it's one of the most retarded things I've ever done. But I thought it was so cool at the time. All this is to say, when poor writers get their hands on these characters, they often make retarded decisions as well. But they'd never admit that because whatever nonsense they're doing seems genuinely brilliant to them at the time.

It's pretty sad if you consider comic book characters your heroes.

>>723473787
>commiefornia
They never should have given internet access to nursing homes.

>>723475325
Bruv, the Great Leap Forward killed upwards of fifty million people through sheer incompetence, and Stalin's purges killed around twenty million out of sheer malice.

>>723475325
Stalin and Mao together killed more people than World War 2.

>>723471904 (OP)
>caring about spiderman past Raimi's kino
You've got only yourself to blame.

>>723474748
Watermelon is just universally tasty, and literally everybody does fried chicken better. Their god, Popeyes, went venture capital and went to shit to the point even KFC is better.

>>723475589
>>723476274
Luckily, the death toll of capitalism is difficult to determine, because it usually kills people in indirect ways: negligent product design and manufacturing, restricting access to healthcare, exacerbating violent crime through economic inequality and increasingly authoritarian policing, environmental destruction... Capitalist propaganda is easier because it distributes the killing among a whole lot of people in a whole lot of roles. And even when it does it directly, for example by orchestrating a military coup in Chile and murdering the democratically elected communist president, well, that happened somewhere else so it doesn't matter.
And at the same time, if a crazy dictator calls themselves a communist, then communism is responsible for every murder they order.

>>723477137
>it usually kills people in indirect ways
Like every fucking society including your ideological mental illness.
You'll be the first against the wall you emotionally manipulated retard.

>>723477137
>ends on “le real communism has never been tried”
It never will be, because it runs on the idea that you’ll be able to just trust no one who gets in power abuses it and takes more than their share, which is fucking stupid. The checks and balances we have aren’t perfect, but it’s infinitely better than trusting revolutionary radicals to dismantle everything and not get despotic in their attempts to rebuild it.

>>723473741
>He's being pushed now to replace Peter.
This will never ever work, even in 'his' movies he's the weakest link and has to be hard carried by a roster of more interesting and likable spiderpeople. They really should just drop Miles and start over with a new spider person if they want to replace Peter so badly.

>>723471904 (OP)
>our classic heroes
>our
But I’m not Jewish though

>>723473470
Miles has been stuck is some odd corpo upper management overwatch hell worse than any other character I’ve seen in fiction for 15 years too, a walking contradiction of writing that constantly has to repeat the same story beats while also having to copy Peters

>>723475582
>only old people hate CaliWali
Retarded CaliWali anon detected

>>723472236
how many times has ms marvel died?

>>723471904 (OP)
That is crazy talk, take your med, schizo

>>723474226
>Peter Parker (Spider-Man): Spider-sense, superhuman strength, wall-crawling, web-shooters, enhanced agility/reflexes, accelerated healing
>Miles Morales (Black-Hispanic Spider-Man): All of the above plus venom strike (bioelectricity) and camouflage (invisibility)

>>723480162
Twice, to my knowledge - once by Zzzax the Living Dynamo (which Miles Morales undid via a bargain with Mephisto), and once by a lunatic mathematician/cultist named Benjamin Rabin while acting as a body double for Mary Jane Watson (which was undone via a Krakoan resurrection ritual).

>>723471904 (OP)
Bump

>>723471904 (OP)
>>723474618
You are just witnessing a really bad shoe/tech commercial from the outside.
>>723475075
It's worse, because Coke Zero is just edgy diet Coke, because you can't sell diet anything to men unless you're trying to nail the demographic of "men tweaking on their wife's diet pills".
>>723477137
>And at the same time, if a crazy dictator calls themselves a communist, then communism is responsible for every murder they order.
Communism is just another meme vehicle for placing a new social class at the top. Real communism will never be tried, because your available communism flavors are nepotism and cult.
>>723481613
True enlightenment is realizing that Miles Morales only has generic Black person electricity powers and coincidentally also has web shooters.

Miles Morales has 0 fans or staying power. Why lose money to push that uncharismatic mutt?

>>723486825
niggas got playstations

>>723481613
Doesn't he have some weird sword thing and vampire powers now?

>>723471904 (OP)
It's just your typical leftist negro worship, they have the exact same politics as Disney and Exxon Mobil

>>723471904 (OP)
Miles is alright honestly

>>723471904 (OP)
peter mogs miles so hard here
fucking double his arm size

>>723486821
>True enlightenment is realizing that Miles Morales only has generic Black person electricity powers and coincidentally also has web shooters.
He sticks to walls and has spidey sense.

>>723489531
>Wall climbing
Electrostatic wall cling.
>Spidey sense
Extrasensory subconscious awareness of electricity or magnetic fields.

>>723486825
>will get called racist if they try to drop Miles
>already invested massively in pushing Miles
>can’t let him be SpiderMan because upper management is too scared to replace Peter
>repeat the exact same ‘earning the mantle of Spiderman’ story for 15 years straight
>he’s totally spiderman now guys
>actually he’s not spiderman yet he hasn’t earned the title
>actually they’re totally both Spiderman guys (ones just way more experienced, iconic and has been instantly recognizable for 60 years)
>his race doesn’t matter guys
>his race matters more than anything
>he has all the amazing abilities of a spider
>oh shit his comic sales are slipping uhhh fuck give him a new power (repeat every couple months)
>he’s a avenue for new storytelling
>give him his own clone arc and One More Day (somehow written worse)
>exact same villain roster as Peter
>will always be outsold by Peter
Such a bizarre character kept in some perpetual hell where he’s constantly pushed yet held back while never allowed to grow yet he isn’t Peter but has to have exact plots as Peter.
They clearly want Miles to be the only spiderman yet they’re such cowards they keep running it back constantly leading to borderline bipolar decision making, either do or don’t at this point man I can’t do another decade of the exact same shit

>>723491892
So why is he posing as a Spider-Man?

>>723480162

Not as many times as she has been hypnotized or remotely controlled.

>>723492164
Because brother got bit by a spider and started climbing walls. As far as he knows, he is a Spider-Man.

>>723473470
Unfortunately. He should have been given the old Ben Reilly heave ho ages ago, but unfortunately he's got special cancellation-warding protective runes because he's black AND hispanic, so you're like super racist if you find him annoying.

>>723486825
Miles does have Spider-Verse which boosted his popularity a bit, but every other version of him be it in the comics or in vidya does not connect with audiences. He gets pushed harder than any other character and he has only one iteration that people like.

>>723471904 (OP)
I think it's moreso a byproduct of creative conservatism making creators/editors feel obligated to parasitize for short term interest. You see this a lot with comic books.