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Anonymous No.723472585 >>723472721 >>723473064 >>723473165 >>723473223 >>723473360 >>723473692 >>723473896 >>723474317 >>723474406 >>723474456 >>723474562 >>723474601 >>723474718 >>723474916 >>723474968 >>723475009 >>723476401 >>723476432 >>723476601 >>723480049 >>723480994 >>723481254 >>723482837 >>723483256 >>723483379 >>723484612 >>723485047 >>723485135 >>723486192 >>723487041 >>723487160 >>723487447 >>723488340 >>723488389 >>723488902 >>723489485 >>723489996 >>723490336 >>723491915 >>723492302 >>723494653 >>723495092 >>723495436 >>723496209 >>723496983 >>723497786 >>723498524 >>723506301 >>723506738 >>723509938 >>723513487 >>723514813 >>723515847 >>723518983 >>723520024 >>723520874 >>723521348
VTMB2 meta is out...
Anonymous No.723472721 >>723473601 >>723485109 >>723491575 >>723514294 >>723514616 >>723514813
>>723472585 (OP)
>worse that the first game that was notorious for its bugs
Anonymous No.723472747 >>723473503 >>723474626 >>723476759 >>723513687
Looks like it actually might be an alright game
Anonymous No.723472832
Genuinely dont understand why TCM of all teams was chosen for this. Game was dead the moment it was announced they picked it up
Anonymous No.723473007 >>723473503 >>723474912 >>723481275
60s meta and troubled development is all the makings of a cult classic. Screenshot this. In ten years I'll be proven right. You should buy the game so you can say you were here.
Anonymous No.723473064 >>723475041
>>723472585 (OP)
Was anyone seriously expecting this thing to be as good as the original, let alone surpass it?
Anonymous No.723473165 >>723473307 >>723473380 >>723473475 >>723476226 >>723486320
>>723472585 (OP)
They should have just remastered the original and given it controller support.
Anonymous No.723473223 >>723478527
>>723472585 (OP)
Nosferatu aren't ugly. Thin bloods aren't powerless.
What the fuck is that? Made for twilight fans or something?
Anonymous No.723473307 >>723473451
>>723473165
Just use steam input for that
Anonymous No.723473360
>>723472585 (OP)
Doesn't this game have like a 5 day headstart if you pre-order? LMAO
Anonymous No.723473380
>>723473165
>remastered the original
It would be nice if someone made the game compatible with the 2013 version of Source engine
Anonymous No.723473451
>>723473307
I did on my Steam Deck and it sucks ass.
Anonymous No.723473475
>>723473165
VtMB plays horribly with a controller just because of the way the game was designed. Even the best configs feel unnatural.
Anonymous No.723473503 >>723473664
>>723472747
>>723473007
I already bought it, and I'm definitely interested, but a lot of my concerns about things like sidequest design and the inflexibility of parts of the narrative are absolutely confirmed by the previews.

The crazy part to me is that this game seems so much worse at player agency and having that agency be paid off than Swansong. Swansong was made with the budget of an oily rag and 10 bucks.
Anonymous No.723473554 >>723476280 >>723486610 >>723492826
>/v/ simping for a shitty game because it got a low score

It's the circle of life
Anonymous No.723473561 >>723476818 >>723477064
Common consensus is that the story and writing is good, but gameplay is shit. Sounds just like the first one then.
Anonymous No.723473601 >>723473725 >>723474435 >>723481242
>>723472721
To be fair, the original is highly bloated with positive reviews from zoomzooms who think liking old shit gives them "gamer cred".
Anonymous No.723473664
>>723473503
Yeah, I agree. The original is honestly a bad game. The sequel looks substantially better in every way and I can't wait to play it.
Anonymous No.723473692
>>723472585 (OP)
Shillbro, how can this be...
Anonymous No.723473725
>>723473601
Right, it couldn't possibly be that it's just a better game than the sequel.
Anonymous No.723473896
>>723472585 (OP)
it's shit because it's a vtmb game handled by walking sim devs
journo opinions mean nothing
Anonymous No.723474123 >>723478610
Anyone who kept track of this game knew it was going to flop. The Chinese room were a terrible choice. Bad devs.
Anonymous No.723474289
It's still too high.
Anonymous No.723474317
>>723472585 (OP)
Ooooffffff
saucy No.723474406
>>723472585 (OP)
I am razi-ACK
Anonymous No.723474435
>>723473601
Original absolutely got way better critical reception back in the day than what was warranted considering the bugfest it was.
Anonymous No.723474456 >>723474626 >>723476759
>>723472585 (OP)
>game journos hate it
So theres no woke shit?
Anonymous No.723474498
Not like the first one was good
Anonymous No.723474519 >>723474656 >>723474878 >>723475101 >>723475136 >>723475458 >>723475857 >>723478713 >>723481863 >>723483765 >>723484035 >>723485959 >>723510259 >>723511892
A good way to know if a reviewer is trustworthy
Anonymous No.723474562
>>723472585 (OP)
Meta is meaningless. Let's wait and see
Anonymous No.723474601
>>723472585 (OP)
>"tch....patchetic"
Anonymous No.723474626 >>723474656 >>723474983 >>723481164 >>723484013 >>723486503
>>723472747
>>723474456
>everything that's bad is good
>everything that's good is bad
Why is /v/ like this?
Anonymous No.723474656
>>723474626
>>723474519
Anonymous No.723474718
>>723472585 (OP)
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
Anonymous No.723474878 >>723476759
>>723474519
I might actually play it now
Anonymous No.723474912
>>723473007

But I'll be dead in 10 years...
Anonymous No.723474916
>>723472585 (OP)
Does anyone really expect this game to be good? It was initially so woke and poorly developed by diversity hires that they scrapped the entire game and remade it. The new team that developed this version seems just as bad.
Anonymous No.723474968
>>723472585 (OP)
Im shocked
Anonymous No.723474983 >>723476041
>>723474626
in the case of old games being remade like that when journos struggle it's because they suck with it like the crash remaster
Anonymous No.723475009
>>723472585 (OP)
we have been watching this train crash in slowmotion for years. ever since paradox's publishing attempt was falling apart, the launch dlc. this was the most obvious bomb
Anonymous No.723475012
And here I was thinking it wasn't going to suck. You vampire bros are alright.
Anonymous No.723475041
>>723473064
NPC retards and SJW homos did.
Anonymous No.723475101
>>723474519
So it's a good game then
Anonymous No.723475136 >>723475329
>>723474519
>the best bioware game I've ever played
Anonymous No.723475316 >>723475610 >>723475857 >>723476434
>nearly every review points out that role playing, choice, and consequence are non existant compared to the first
>retards on /v/ think this means the game is better than the first

So did any of you actually play through VtmB 1 or have you just pretended to this whole time
Anonymous No.723475329 >>723477151
>>723475136
I mean it could be the ONLY Bioware game he's ever played.
Anonymous No.723475458
>>723474519
Anonymous No.723475596
I remember the pokemon threads, in those getting a bad score was bad, but now it's apparently good.
Anonymous No.723475610
>>723475316
Give these idiots enough time to realise how bad the game is after about a week.
Anonymous No.723475697
Should have just remade VTMB as UEslop.
Anonymous No.723475857
>>723474519
if even Veilguard fans don't like your slop, you have a problem
>>723475316
every VTMB2 thread is filled with actual shills, I assume they'll disappear when the game is finally out
Anonymous No.723476041
>>723474983
But this is not a remake, its a sequel, retarded shill.
Anonymous No.723476226
>>723473165
NO! Fuck off with your gay ass remasters
Anonymous No.723476280 >>723487079
>>723473554
This shit board was shilling this shit game on it's release day. So nothing is shocking to me.
Anonymous No.723476401 >>723476614 >>723478774
>>723472585 (OP)
>"THIS GAME IS BAD AND WOKE"
>journalists: "yeah it's not good"
>"ermm I mean I guess it must be good then"
Anonymous No.723476432 >>723476759
>>723472585 (OP)
>journos hate it
Wait, the game is actually good?
Anonymous No.723476434
>>723475316
>nearly every review points out that role playing, choice, and consequence are non existant compared to the first
I don't understand. /v/ told me there was as many choices and roleplaying options and consequences as Bloodline 1.

They told me repeatedly I swear. Was /v/ mistaken somehow?
Anonymous No.723476601 >>723478637 >>723480806
>>723472585 (OP)
TCR can deliver very good writing and characterization, but they're not equipped to handle a proper game with actual gameplay.
It's not like the first game was a masterpiece by any metric, the tone and atmosphere is fantastic, but the last 1/4th of the game is utter garbage. The sewers, the entirety of Chinatown, The society of Leopold, all burning garbage.
I'll pirate and see for myself if TCR deserves a handout.
Anonymous No.723476614 >>723476759
>>723476401
who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.723476759
>>723476614
>>723472747
>>723474456
>>723474878
>>723476432
Anonymous No.723476809
Most recent Glass Door review says:
>Poor leadership - Arrogant, egotistical men in directorial roles
It sounds like something has gone very wrong at The Chinese Room after Dan Pinchbeck left.
Anonymous No.723476818
>>723473561
but the first bloodlines had a bad story but fun gameplay
Anonymous No.723476967 >>723477308 >>723513930
>only 4 skill slots, you never get more so you can't meaningfully use the powers from other clans
What the FUCK were they thinking? Just give a radial menu for picking your powers so you can use them all.
Anonymous No.723477064
>>723473561
>Common consensus
I'm glad PR team could agree on the post-review course of action
Anonymous No.723477151
>>723475329
>big fan of bioware games excited to play rest of their games
Anonymous No.723477308
>>723476967
Hire walking sim devs to make an rpg, get a shit product
Anonymous No.723477408 >>723477451
It's gonna be great
Anonymous No.723477451
>>723477408
a blast, even
Anonymous No.723478527 >>723483649
>>723473223
I mean don't nos have a power that makes them look normal if they sustain it?
Also I thought thin bloods could have discipline powers, they just couldn't go past like rank 2 or 3 with them per the rules
Anonymous No.723478610
>>723474123
I mean i thought Still Wakes the Deep was decent
Anonymous No.723478637 >>723479701
>>723476601
>TCR can deliver very good writing and characterization
like?
Anonymous No.723478713 >>723478787 >>723479174
>>723474519
>paradox jews didn't want to pony up for paid "professional" reviews.
why are they so greedy, bros?
Anonymous No.723478774
>>723476401
uh, well yeah?
Anonymous No.723478787
This game is shaping up to look like a more polished version of the original. Can't wait.>>723478713
Anonymous No.723479174
>>723478713
4chan paid shitposters are more than enough to launch the game to stardom
Anonymous No.723479701
>>723478637
Machine for pigs had fantastic writing. You can argue about the gameplay part of things, but the writing was superb. Sadly it drowned in the unfortunate shadow of comparison.
Still Wakes the Deep also has strong characterization, and does a good job making you care about these characters in spite of just being a 10 little indians type of game.
Anonymous No.723480049 >>723481332
>>723472585 (OP)
>even reviews done entirely by paid woke shills can't push it past 70
Grab the popcorn boyos, this is going to be fun.
Anonymous No.723480806
>>723476601
>TCR can deliver very good writing and characterization
waiting for example till I die.
Anonymous No.723480994
>>723472585 (OP)

Who expected this game to be anything but a 6/10 AA slop anyway? The original was also a janky ass 6/10 AA slop.
Anonymous No.723481164
>>723474626
mainstream journos have zero credibility
for all that we know they could be tanking the score because it has some content they dont approve off or dont agree with
dont forget who youre dealing with
they have dont this shit before
Anonymous No.723481242
>>723473601
I remember everyone liking the game a lot, even bugs weren't that much of a focus. Game was too unique and fun to care about those.
Anonymous No.723481254 >>723482330
>>723472585 (OP)
>They didn't bribe the reviewers
I'm cautiously optimistic now
Anonymous No.723481275 >>723481724 >>723483527 >>723483743
>>723473007
The thing with cult classics is that they were very much liked back when they were released; not by mainstream audiences, but by the targeted niche. Troika's games and Fallout were beloved by RPG players even during release. What does VTMB2 have?
Anonymous No.723481332
>>723480049
No one is selling popcorn near me(
Anonymous No.723481724
>>723481275
shills and contrarians
Anonymous No.723481863
>>723474519
this game is going to destroy woke culture if game reviewers hate it
Anonymous No.723482330
>>723481254
No, they probably DID bribe them and that is how high they can inflate the rating without feeling bad about lying way too fucking much.
Anonymous No.723482837
>>723472585 (OP)
Still too high for that dogshit
Anonymous No.723483256
>>723472585 (OP)
>not even a 70 after spending all that money in shills for the last month
Anonymous No.723483379
>>723472585 (OP)
Lower than expected. I was going to pirate it but now I might just skip it entirely.
Anonymous No.723483464
>Paradox Shill working overtime ITT
Anonymous No.723483527 >>723483639 >>723483642 >>723513659
>>723481275
>The thing with cult classics is that they were very much liked back when they were released
I mean that's untrue but even if it were true, what is the difference? VtMB2 already has its contingent of people who really like it. It is extremely popular with one of VtM's biggest fans on YouTube who does playthroughs and her audience all are responding to it well.
Anonymous No.723483639
>>723483527
>her
Who gives a fuck about her opinion then, if shes a woman then everything she does is performative and also you're delusional if you think she isnt getting sponsored to play it
Anonymous No.723483642
>>723483527
>It is extremely popular with one of VtM's biggest fans on YouTube who does playthroughs
Who?
Anonymous No.723483649
>>723478527
nosferatu have the power to make everyone forget about them even when theyre being stared at dead in the eye. kind of beats their downside from the get go
thin bloods cant have disciplines. the regular rank 2/3 limitation is vtm5e gimmick to shoe horn their glorified cutscenes and pretend that players are powerless compared to big bad elders that were around for thousands of years. this is genuinely counterintuitive because player characters get stains (decimal humanity point subtractions) daily just because they exist, meaning that no big bad elder can exist within the setting because everyone would be dead within months just from humanity loss
Anonymous No.723483743
>>723481275
I mean the game hasn't released yet - when it's out for week and vampire fans get a chance to play we'll see if it's gonna have any longevity.
Anonymous No.723483765
>>723474519
what an absolute hipster moron..
Anonymous No.723483839 >>723483987 >>723484432
>footage gets released
>"wow this game is trash and woke"
>low scores come out
>"wow journalists hate it? Must be based and good"
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Anonymous No.723483987
>>723483839
They are viral media shills using whatever desperate bullshit logic they can to try to make it look less of a train wreck
Anonymous No.723484013
>>723474626
Terminal contrarianism
Anonymous No.723484035
>>723474519
Really makes you think
Anonymous No.723484116
It could be worse. Imagine if it were in the 50s.
Anonymous No.723484432
>>723483839
I mean this sincerely: no game I'm going to really like will have better than an 80 metacritic. It's just not possible for the shit I like to survive the game journo likeability meatgrinder
Anonymous No.723484612
>>723472585 (OP)
IMSIMCHADS WE ARE SO BACK
Anonymous No.723485047 >>723485131
>>723472585 (OP)
>same shortcomings as the original
>but now with shittier writing and without the big titty vampire gfs
Wow, cool. Thanks.
Anonymous No.723485109 >>723489967
>>723472721
the og movie game slop
Anonymous No.723485131
>>723485047
Nah, the first game was actually an rpg and let you create your own character
Anonymous No.723485135
>>723472585 (OP)
No big surprise
Anonymous No.723485959
>>723474519
>even veilguard fans don't like the game with the androgynous bisexual MC

OH NO NO NO NO
Anonymous No.723486192
>>723472585 (OP)
>That's just the critic score
So, accounting for the +40 'don't blacklist us' bonus critics apply to everything, we can assume that this game is actually a 2.5/10?
Anonymous No.723486320
>>723473165
>Remaster
Jesus Christ..
Just fucking STOP.
Anonymous No.723486503
>>723474626
Its more that we instinctively assume that everything a journalist says is some form of deceit.
Leads to the mindset of 'do the opposite of whatever this particular fucker says'.
Anonymous No.723486610 >>723486798
>>723473554
Literally nobody is "simping" for this game, what kind of an attempt at reverse psychology shilling is this?
Anonymous No.723486742 >>723486845 >>723487804
This the equivalent of a tall handsome rich chad telling a fat short chud "just be yourself, bro".
Anonymous No.723486798
>>723486610
They tried the normal approach but every thread got destroyed by the footage of that cohhcarnage dude playing the game, made it crystal clear what kind of dogshit vision was behind this game even if you could "ignore" the woke shit
Anonymous No.723486845 >>723486921
>>723486742
Guy is from Larian, btw
Anonymous No.723486921 >>723487164 >>723498772 >>723500845
>>723486845
so he has been involved in making good games unlike any journalist
Anonymous No.723487041 >>723487379
>>723472585 (OP)
Journos hate it? So, I like it.
Anonymous No.723487079
>>723476280
First few hours are cool until you figure out how to give your whole band of monkeys a pointy stick.
Anonymous No.723487160 >>723487324
>>723472585 (OP)
Let me guess, the game isn't woke enough and doesn't crush every two seconds.
Anonymous No.723487164
>>723486921
Yes, a game that almost had one million people playing it at the same time and won multiple awards is telling the game who is getting 6/10 and 7/10 to not worry about it because "games aren't supposed to be for everyone". The irony.
Anonymous No.723487193 >>723488361 >>723513850
So now that we're at this point, do you think the guy that was hardcore shilling this game on /v/ was an actual shill paid by paradox or an elaborate shitpost to get people to hate on the game even harder?
Anonymous No.723487324 >>723487892
>>723487160
>the game isn't woke enough
Impossible, considering that it's made by LGBT devs in the gayest city in the UK and published by Paradox which is in Stockholm, Sweden.
Anonymous No.723487379
>>723487041
If all the Journos start inverting their behavior and opinions in order to control you with reverse psychology, have they won or have you?
Anonymous No.723487447 >>723487820
>>723472585 (OP)
The majority of reviewers say that it's a small linear game and not an RPG, totally different from the prequel.
We guessed that the moment the 30GB storage requirements dropped. It's just not possible to have a 30GB UE5 game with more than a few hours of content.
Nothing surprising.
Anonymous No.723487456 >>723487507 >>723487561 >>723487886 >>723500938
>Paradox has unironically been banking entirely on marketing here and on RPGCodex, and didn't even pay for Metacritic scores.
I changed my mind, I love this company now. These niggas are so retarded.
Anonymous No.723487507 >>723487596 >>723488770
>>723487456
Why would they market on the Codex when the game is explicitly not an RPG and everything the developers have talked about shows that they hate the first game and want nothing to do with it?
Anonymous No.723487561 >>723488973
>>723487456
If rpgcodex was glazing this game then they're even bigger retards than I thought
Anonymous No.723487596 >>723487645
>>723487507
first wasnt an RPG either thougheverbeit
Anonymous No.723487645
>>723487596
Incredibly false, not even a good attempt at trolling
Anonymous No.723487804
>>723486742
He also sucked off Failguard so his opinion is whatever.
>whimsical
Yeah. No, thanks.
Anonymous No.723487820 >>723488028 >>723488187 >>723488653 >>723489297
>>723487447
>The majority of reviewers say that it's a small linear game and not an RPG, totally different from the prequel.
It's funny because the same reviewers who are whining about this game being linear gave Ghost of Yotei 90/100 and 100/100. I don't understand how jurno brain works.
Anonymous No.723487886
>>723487456
>banking entirely on marketing here and on RPGCodex
Yes, those 50 copies would have really moved the needle.
Anonymous No.723487892 >>723488178
>>723487324
They downsized this game to the extreme but the release is still unfinished because they couldn't ever get the team members to stop having interracial homosexual sex long enough to do their jobs, of course they made sure to get a Muslim clan in though since it's UK
Anonymous No.723487919
game looks cool im finna try it
Anonymous No.723488028
>>723487820
Honestly Ghost of Tsushima would've been way better if it was linear. I loved the first couple hours then once it suddenly became ubisoft open world garbage I lost all interest
Anonymous No.723488178
>>723487892
Except the Banu Hakim are cool. Not that TCR has the talent to take advantage of it.
Anonymous No.723488187
>>723487820
It's simple, anon.
>linear game
:(
>linear game, big map
:)
Blame GTA.
Anonymous No.723488340
>>723472585 (OP)
Video game "journalists" hating it is the first positive news about the game in 7 years.
Anonymous No.723488361
>>723487193
All it takes is one shill and then the "destroy 4chuds" groups and "le ebin trolemasters" will take over for free.
Anonymous No.723488389
>>723472585 (OP)
>sequel to a janky cult classic
>developed by a studio that has only ever developed small scale walking sims
>published by a company that knows fuck all about anything outside of 4X
>prioritizes ambitious graphics/narrative set pieces despite modest budget
I would have been surprised if it actually reviewed well. I wish /v/tards followed more objective shit like sports so they could learn that quality indicators are in fact quality indicators not a paid media conspiracy. Kent State isn't gonna beat Bama no matter how badly you want it to happen.
Anonymous No.723488653
>>723487820
>I don't understand how jurno brain works.
Paid reviews, Sony fanboyism etc.
Anonymous No.723488703
MFW
Anonymous No.723488770 >>723489460
>>723487507
>Why would they market on the Codex
They wouldn't. Nobody is marketing jack shit on forums or boards anymore. Especially not since you can just buy bots on twitter and youtube for pennies. The whole conspiracy of the 4chan marketer is retarded beyond belief. It's spread by faggots who can't accept the fact that you have trolls and false flaggers, stirring shit because it's fun, and legit fanboys defending their game because they actual like it.
Anonymous No.723488902 >>723489041 >>723489167
>>723472585 (OP)
>60
oof, qrd?
Anonymous No.723488973
>>723487561
They’re not, the main reviewer said the game was passable but the writing was terrible and it made no evolutions on the formula of the first game, only taking away things like reactivity.
Anonymous No.723489041 >>723489326 >>723489521
>>723488902
>lots of repeated content
>small map
>not an actual rpg
>junky combat
>has nothing to do with prequal
but
>decent story.
Anonymous No.723489167
>>723488902
>oof, qrd?
The game is basically one of those situations where a dev/publisher/producer/director/whatever looks at a beloved piece of entertainment and then goes "I can make my own version that's BETTER" but without having any actual knowledge about why the original was beloved.

Basically VTMB was beloved for its RPG elements, and VTMB2 barely has any RPG elements in it and is just an action game Dishonored-lite with minor dialogue choices that don't even affect anything in the end.
Anonymous No.723489297
>>723487820
>WAAAAH WHY JOURNOS GIVE LINEAR SONY GAME HIGH SCORE BUT LINEAR VAMPIRE GAME BAD SCORE???
Because Sony games are technical masterpieces, retard. The whole fucking reason fans praise the original was because what it lacks in technical polish, it makes up for with roleplaying possibilities. What's the point of doing what Sony already does but way shittier?
Anonymous No.723489326
>>723489041
>decent story
>according to contemporary videogame reviewers
Anonymous No.723489460 >>723489643
>>723488770
Maybe TCR people are shilling here not because they got paid pennies, but because they are just /v/tards themselves. It's obviously them, they spoiled the game's ending here
Anonymous No.723489485
>>723472585 (OP)
Why woke "journos" hate it? Small number of niggas and trannies or smth?
Anonymous No.723489521 >>723489639
>>723489041
>decent story.
It has the dumbest plot twist on the planet that would make Kojima go "nah, senpai, that shit's retarded".
Anonymous No.723489639 >>723489742
>>723489521
Spoil me, senpai.
Anonymous No.723489643 >>723489742 >>723489776 >>723490258 >>723490536 >>723490697 >>723490725 >>723491394 >>723491542 >>723493049 >>723494596 >>723495119 >>723497457 >>723507832 >>723508075 >>723516774 >>723520834 >>723521728
>>723489460
>It's obviously them, they spoiled the game's ending here
This one? The whole game was on youtube for about a day uploaded by some dude who got a ps5 copy early.
Anonymous No.723489742
>>723489639
It's this:>>723489643
Your dorky waifu companion is a true villain mastermind of the story and she was only pretending to be retarded.
Anonymous No.723489750
The ending is supposedly WORSE than Mass Effect 3s ending.
Anonymous No.723489776
>>723489643
Are these women or are they men??
Anonymous No.723489967
>>723485109
Retarded zoomer
Anonymous No.723489996 >>723490137
>>723472585 (OP)
So where’s the shill? He usually replies to himself until bump limit, but now that review scores are out threads are being left to dry after 130 posts or so. Did his pay run out?
Anonymous No.723490137 >>723490192
>>723489996
Why would they still pay him after this point?
Anonymous No.723490192 >>723490417
>>723490137
It’s crazy how transparent it was
Anonymous No.723490258
>>723489643
why does everything look like it's made of clay?
And why are they animated like pixar characters?
YIKES
Anonymous No.723490336 >>723490404
>>723472585 (OP)
the first game was pretty mediocre too.
Anonymous No.723490404 >>723491136 >>723493630 >>723494530
>>723490336
>the first game was pretty mediocre too.
And yet it has been on every "best RPGs of all time" list for the past 20 years.
Anonymous No.723490417
>>723490192
I don't think subtlety is in the contract.
Anonymous No.723490536
>>723489643
What’s with the babies first Blender lighting?
Anonymous No.723490697
>>723489643
>Those animations
>The graphics
>Everything pretty much
Anonymous No.723490725 >>723490840 >>723490856 >>723491768 >>723520963
>>723489643
What the fuck is wrong with the animations
Anonymous No.723490840
>>723490725
You’d expect a walking sim developer to at least have good cutscene animation, but then again nothing moved in Dear Esther so lol
Anonymous No.723490856
>>723490725
they're animated like zoomer cartoon characters
Anonymous No.723491136 >>723492109 >>723492210
>>723490404
>best of anything list
You mean those where a bunch of old shit ends up at the top just because it's old? If we're going off those then ocarina of time is the best game to ever exist and the dark side of the moon is the best album ever recorded.
Anonymous No.723491394 >>723491631
>>723489643
>VtMB threads have been a nigh-unbearable general for two years just so that a shill can hype this slideshow-tier shit up
>That will be 30 gigs btw
It doesn't even look like the kind of bad that you can make fun of, it just looks boring.
Anonymous No.723491538 >>723492121
Bloober team and The Chinese Room evolution from mediocre walking sims to shit action games is breathtaking.
Anonymous No.723491542
>>723489643
*moves wokely*
Anonymous No.723491575 >>723491890
>>723472721
VTMB has actual cultists.
In reality is was such a massive flop that it caused the company that made it to go bankrupt.
Anonymous No.723491631
>>723491394
The funny part is that the shill just suddenly vanished, so we don’t even have the catharsis of having him eat his shit. Just a total waste of time
Anonymous No.723491768 >>723492042
>>723490725
TCR have no experience with third person animations or cut scenes. Bloodlines 2 is literally their first game that has characters on screen doing stuff.
Anonymous No.723491890 >>723506565
>>723491575
>In reality is was such a massive flop that it caused the company that made it to go bankrupt.
Perhaps it was because they decided to launch on the exact same day as fucking Half-Life 2.
Anonymous No.723491915
>>723472585 (OP)
I didnt think metacritic could go below an 8?
Anonymous No.723492042 >>723492254 >>723492278 >>723492293
>>723491768
It begs the question as to why Paradox would assign this game to this team?
Anonymous No.723492109 >>723492361
>>723491136
yes, that's correct
Anonymous No.723492121
>>723491538
Makes me mad blooper was a walking sim company. Than what the fuck was X-treme SH2 than?! They were close to good, first chapter was great. Than it just gets more and more repetitive.
Anonymous No.723492210
>>723491136
Yea?
Anonymous No.723492254
>>723492042
Guessing that after the first team scammed them for cash, Paradox put out an RFP and TCR was the lowest bidder
Anonymous No.723492278
>>723492042
Because they were on the brink of cancelling the game entirely after the HSL fiasco, and then TCR made a last-minute pitch that made Paradox think "we're in so deep anyway, let's just try it in the hopes that we'll be able to recoup SOME money".
Anonymous No.723492293
>>723492042
Paradox needed a studio that could be hired for cheap and had a backlog of writing/story heavy games.
Anonymous No.723492302 >>723492441 >>723492467 >>723492478 >>723492685
>>723472585 (OP)
>66
>based on critics reviews
Let me guess, it has boobs?
Anonymous No.723492361 >>723492493
>>723492109
Why aren't you in /vr/ then? That's where they circlejerk old nintendo shit.
Anonymous No.723492441 >>723492870 >>723504649
>>723492302
lmao. game spends a decade in dev hell and is a sequel to an unfinished slop and you immediately think it's politics. Get help.
Anonymous No.723492467
>>723492302
correct. I'm pre-buying this game to support hot chicks in vidya and stick it to the journos
Anonymous No.723492478
>>723492302
Believe it or not, the game might just be bad.
Anonymous No.723492493 >>723493479
>>723492361
>an anon can only use one board ever
Anonymous No.723492685
>>723492302
i wish
this one is just plain mediocre
Anonymous No.723492826
>>723473554
And it moves us all
Anonymous No.723492870
>>723492441
>sequel to an unfinished slop
VTMB is literally a "vibes" game. The music, characters, the VAs, the writing and the mood of the setting is what people are praising. There really isn't even much branching or great consequences to your choices, except for some characters like Mercurio dying or Lacroix scolding you for fucking up on the Elisabeth Dane. What everybody loves is the fact that you can talk yourself out of most situations with really well written dialogue choices. And since Bloodlines 2 doesn't even get that part right there is just nothing to praise.
Anonymous No.723493049
>>723489643
This looks like that Homeworld 3 cutscene.
Anonymous No.723493479 >>723493521 >>723494295
>>723492493
Somebody who glorifies old shit just because it's old should stick to a proper board, yeah. If you seriously, unironically think that OOT is the best game in existence, that nothing better has come out in 3 decades, then what the hell are you doing here? Any person who holds such an opinion would fuck off from this hobby a long time ago.
I'll answer myself here: you don't actually think that, you're just an attention whore who thinks liking old things makes you appear as some kinda fucking hyper sophisticated connoisseur. It doesn't, it just makes you come off as a pretentious cunt.
Anonymous No.723493521
>>723493479
Mucho texto
Anonymous No.723493630 >>723494530 >>723497350 >>723509551
>>723490404
Because those lists are dominated by contrarian reactionaries who engage in agenda-based review/critique. It's perfectly fair to point out that VTMB is better than its mainstream reputation; it did a lot of novel things despite its flaws particularly in the roleplaying department. You'd certainly expect an RPG forum to have a higher opinion of it than everyone else. It's definitely a more interesting game than it's given credit for. But one of the top 3 fucking RPGs of all time? You can't just insist that the nonfuctional combat systems that comprise at least half of the total game interaction don't matter.

The reality is that a lot of these forums are frequented and even controlled by seething nerds with a vendetta against the mainstream gamerbros. Which again, it's completely valid to express frustration that larger developers tend to chase mainstream appeal at the expense of niche genre preferences but being a good reviewer means not letting those frustrations cloud your judgement. And we're obviously well past that with most RPG forums. They make it a point to overrate small janky niche games and underrate polished mainstream games because fundamentally they're not interested in objective critique, they're pushing an agenda. If they lie to everyone and say VTMB is one of the best games of all time while Skyrim is unplayable garbage, they hope they can force the industry to bend towards their preferences.

But then you get shit like VTMB2 and Piranha Bytes whole post-Gothic output because it turns out counterculture cred alone cannot overwhelm supreme technical incompetence. Fortunately studios like Larian actually fucking realize this rather than spitefully contradicting mainstream criticism so starting with DOS their games were just unequivocally good on their own merits while still maintaining RPG design principles.
Anonymous No.723494295
>>723493479
Did you kill yourself after the best day of your life?
Your problem is you think theres just one way to rank top. Of course OoT is not the greatest game to exist, Jr high school negros would dominate Babe Ruth.
We talk about Babe Ruth becuase he was the best for the time. OoT is the most mind blowing gaming experience Ive had. Better games came out but they are as impressive as Jr high negro baseball players.
Weirder Dark Side might still be the best album rating best for its time and best ever made. What's a better albulm?
Anonymous No.723494530 >>723495897
>>723490404
>>723493630
I wouldn't go quite so far to call it one of the top3 but it is absolutely in my top 10 simply because of the tone, characters and writing. This mix of seedy, sleaze goth, late 90s vibe is just my thing and can lift a game that is otherwise trash from a 4 to an 8/10.
Anonymous No.723494596 >>723514484
>>723489643
The fuck is that blue on red background is even supposed to be? This looks like some kind of pretentious modern stage play.
Anonymous No.723494653 >>723495560
>>723472585 (OP)
Anonymous No.723495092 >>723495329
>>723472585 (OP)
Fantastic news
I was in the paradox forums day 1 trying to reason with the devs that they made a big mistake having a voiced and named protagonist and also having a voice in your head just like Cyberpunk, instead I got brigaded by bootlickers and now I get to laugh at them, hope the sales completely bomb as well that will be the cherry on top.
Anonymous No.723495119
>>723489643
I am interested
Anonymous No.723495329 >>723495365 >>723495490 >>723495632 >>723495663
>>723495092
>Fantastic news
Yeah, great, franchise will be permanently dead now.
Anonymous No.723495365 >>723507915
>>723495329
TTRPG is doing just fine
Anonymous No.723495436
>>723472585 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

I told you retards this game is going to be shit.

I told you CDPR was the right call for it and not this shitty developer, but all /v/tards insisted its going to be a masterpiece and continusly shilled it for the past 2 months!

Enjoy your SLOP shitters, and keep seething at CDPR

KYS
Anonymous No.723495490 >>723495626
>>723495329
Should've listened to the fans.
Anonymous No.723495560
>>723494653
Literally me right now
Anonymous No.723495626 >>723496504
>>723495490
The fans are retarded, fuck the fans.

Are you a fan? kill yourself now scum
Anonymous No.723495632
>>723495329
Sometimes, a quick death is better than a eternal agony. Not like you would know, Neonate.
Anonymous No.723495663
>>723495329
Nigger, the corpse got dug up and defiled ages ago. We can only hope this shambling mess is getting put down for good
Anonymous No.723495871
Avoid
Dragon Age Failguard
The Outer Turds
Starfail
And now the cursed king himself
Vampire the Pissquerade - Shitlines 2

Amazing genre WRPGfags lol what a terrible run
Anonymous No.723495897 >>723496824
>>723494530
It's perfectly fine to say "I know it's flawed and niche but this is one of my personal favorites because of XYZ". Having nuanced, personalized opinions are good. But it's important to recognize that it's your personal opinion and not some objective assessment of the game's quality. In fact, I think that would be better for the reputation for a lot of classic RPGs. The hype just causes newer players to go in with misaligned expectations instead of appreciating the unique value that's there.
Anonymous No.723496209
>>723472585 (OP)
Oof
Anonymous No.723496235
We won Rudi bros
Anonymous No.723496504 >>723501112 >>723504818
>>723495626
If only the Chinese room were gigachads enough to just come out and say this I would have a tiny bit of respect for them
Anonymous No.723496824
>>723495897
>But it's important to recognize that it's your personal opinion and not some objective assessment of the game's quality.

But isn't that heavily implied? That a poll among a community of like minded individuals only shows that they share the same biases instead of proving some kind of objectivity.
Anonymous No.723496889
If you care what urinalists say you're a nigger.
Anonymous No.723496983
>>723472585 (OP)
Grok is this real?
Anonymous No.723497350 >>723504818
>>723493630
I mean BG3 is definitely dominating top RPG lists. When we’re talking about the best of all time, it makes sense there’s a lot of classics there. Things take time to settle, and if we were just calling everything the best ever as soon as it came out it would undermine the achievement in my opinion.
Anonymous No.723497457
>>723489643
This shit is so fucking ass.
Anonymous No.723497465
pffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.723497786 >>723498229 >>723498359
>>723472585 (OP)
>~12 hour game
>~6 hours as Phyre
>~6 hours as Fabien
>DLC with ~3 hours as Benny
>DLC with ~3 hours as Ysabela
>Playing as your protagonist unironically has less content than playing as other characters
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.723497991 >>723499335
vampyr chads... we win again
Anonymous No.723498229
>>723497786
For some reason they thought the trpg all about roleplay and making your own OC needs to have all its games feature set protagonists.
Anonymous No.723498359 >>723504904
>>723497786
Aren't the Fabien segments just walking simulator parts as well? I guess they just couldn't help themselves..
Anonymous No.723498524
>>723472585 (OP)
I don't trust this dude at all, but this a hard genre/game to pull off
Anonymous No.723498772 >>723498890
>>723486921
>You need to create games to be able to criticize them!
You need to be a filmmaker to criticize movies.
You need to be a writer to criticize books.
You need to be a waiter to criticize a restaurant service.
You need to be a programmer to criticize an internet service provider.
You need to be part of the Hotel Staff to criticize the Hotel.
You need to-
Anonymous No.723498890 >>723502453
>>723498772
This but unsarcastically
Anonymous No.723499335
>>723497991
Anonymous No.723500845
>>723486921
No Retard this dude didnt do anything with Larian games, he is just a PR guy, he has no job at game development.

This is the guy that pats them on the back in hard days so they get back to work, thats all he is good for.
Anonymous No.723500938
>>723487456
Makes sense they market retard game on Codex since its a place of retards
Anonymous No.723501112
>>723496504
They are pathetic weasels bro, these guys are talentless hacks
Anonymous No.723502453
>>723498890
You need to be a Journalist to criticize a Journalist.
Anonymous No.723504542
bump, RIP vampire masquerade
Anonymous No.723504649
>>723492441
Dead Island 2 was great THOUGH
Anonymous No.723504818 >>723515442
>>723496504
Would definitely respect an honest fan hater like Ninja Theory with the DmC reboot than a closeted one like TCR
>>723497350
A lot of best of all times list look at things through rose-tinted glasses, and it's fine to admire the novelty and innovations a game makes in a genre like with Dark Souls despite the gameplay of it not aging super well. VTMB does a lot of things right and a lot of things wrong, but it's pretty unmatched when it comes to atmosphere and having you roleplay the setting. BG3 has good gameplay and roleplay, but you don't really roleplay in the Baldur's Gate setting all that well and Faerun itself is pretty shit
Anonymous No.723504904 >>723505570
>>723498359
I think if they released a full Fabian game instead for 20-30 bucks it'd actually be well received
Anonymous No.723505570 >>723506028 >>723506189
>>723504904
Nobody likes Fabien. Nobody wants Fabien. They just couldn't get it through their heads. People want to play their own character in an RPG. It's not rocket science.
Anonymous No.723506028
>>723505570
I like Fabien.
Anonymous No.723506189 >>723514710
>>723505570
I really like how everyone complained about how whiny and annoying Fabien was in 2024 and they decided to delay the game a whole year to rewrite his character into being even more annoying and constant, even kidnapping the main story at multiple times.
Anonymous No.723506301
>>723472585 (OP)
>5 blocks by 5 blocks map size
that's it? it's fucking 2025
Anonymous No.723506415
Fabienmaniacs we're eating good
Anonymous No.723506565
>>723491890
Don't forget that they were contractually obligated to release after HL2. This was one of the conditions Valve had before letting Troika use the Source Engine.
When HL2 got delayed Activision, despite requests from Troika, didn't allow them to work on polishing up VTMB.

I will forever be butthurt we lost Troika
Anonymous No.723506738 >>723506976
>>723472585 (OP)
Mid 60s score sounds about right all things considered. How's the story at least?
Anonymous No.723506976 >>723507182
>>723506738
Allegedly the story is sloppa, there's leaked scenes of the ending and you have very little player agency over most of what happens until the end
Anonymous No.723507182
>>723506976
Unfortunate.
Anonymous No.723507832
>>723489643
why the fuck are they moving like that
Anonymous No.723507915 >>723525112
>>723495365
I dunno if I'd call 5e fine.
Anonymous No.723508075
>>723489643
This look like a gmod animation
Anonymous No.723509551
>>723493630
Excellent post, i agree 100%
Anonymous No.723509938
>>723472585 (OP)
tranny game from a fag company that fired anyone have a drip of talent
Anonymous No.723510259
>>723474519
Picked up.
Anonymous No.723511653
>https://chrisavellone.medium.com/what-the-fuck-happened-to-bloodlines-2-1ad557bf2284
>When I finally found out Brian Mitsoda was fired (quite suddenly it seems), my reaction was β€œwhat the everlasting fuck?!” One of the best, if not the best, qualities of Bloodlines 1 was the writing. It’s not even up for debate. If you want to debate it, good luck to you in your future endeavors but be prepared to lose. A lot.
>Then I read deeper and got to the part about Mitsoda being used for marketing and how that takes a physical and mental toll β€” boy, did I understand. See, this may come as a shock, but writers don’t usually get into writing and especially writing for games because gee, they like being in front of the public and mouthing marketing catchphrases. It fucking sucks.
>It also fucking sucks to prop someone up, have them advertise your game is the real deal, and then yank the rug out at the end β€” it’s not just shitty to the person you’re doing it to, it’s shitty to the players who have been listening to the hype all this time. It makes it seem like you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing β€” but that’s just my opinion.
>I suspect Brian was brought on to give more validity to the project’s success and perception (Rik puts it better by using the word β€œsoul,” below). Brian was instrumental in the pitch.
Anonymous No.723511892 >>723515282
>>723474519
Keep sperging out faggot. Reminder the only retard that defends this shit is a shill that has gone insane from people calling his dumb ass out. and if you don't take my word for it see for yourself how unhinged he is.
>>723470737
>>723358153
Seriously he's been going for 24 straight hours.
Anonymous No.723513487
>>723472585 (OP)
Its so over Vampires sisters
Anonymous No.723513659
>>723483527
I remember the same bullshit shills pulled with Silent Hill F:

>Uhh, well some people are drawing fanfic on my curated feed. Which means it's popular!

Not falling for it, subhuman.
Anonymous No.723513687 >>723514168
>>723472747
>No first person shooting
>They/Them side shave updo haircut on both sexes
>No Malkavian because mental illness is icky
>No Jeanette
>No Heather, No Yukie
> No FAT LARRY

No buy.
Anonymous No.723513850
>>723487193
Toxic positivity retards trying to push non-existent hype. I think the amount of shills or bots on /v/ is grossly overblown, these people go for bat for these types of games purely because of politics or buyer's remorse.
Anonymous No.723513930
>>723476967
>What the FUCK were they thinking?
Old console port thinking. 4 face buttons, 4 skill slots.
Anonymous No.723514168 >>723514343
>>723513687
>Yukie
She was 19 by the first game, was she? She'd be so milfy now hnnng
Anonymous No.723514294
>>723472721
That is after 20 years retard. Look at the reviews from magazines
Anonymous No.723514343
>>723514168
>She'd be so milfy now hnnng
Actually, she stopped aging after I sired her
Anonymous No.723514484
>>723494596
>This looks like some kind of pretentious modern stage play.
so... WoD?
Anonymous No.723514616
>>723472721
The shill saying this is bad
Anonymous No.723514710
>>723506189
The same thing happened with FFXIV. The writers have a pet character who they love but the audience hates, and so instead of accepting that their character was shit they make up justifications that the audience just didn’t understand them, and thus the solution is more screen time.
Anonymous No.723514813
>>723472585 (OP)
>>723472721
>9 reviews
>61 reviews
Anonymous No.723515282 >>723516302 >>723517214
>>723511892
Everything is fake until proven gay, including you. Could be a based release that had a contract tied to it that couldn't allow cancellation. The game has been in development how long? The writing could be pre woke anti future shit. Until it is released who gives a fuck either way? You can't stop what they are doing. Just enjoy the dying breath of this place. You guys flew too close to the sun. I was busy calling you all faggots for watching anime and shit.
Anonymous No.723515442 >>723523036
>>723504818
BG3 was good at first, but the romance is just too loud. Romance was like a secret in old games. You didn't even know it was possible until you stumbled on it or a friend told you. Now it's a coping mechanism for social deterioration. CIA made game. The CIA/DOD is in control of all media in the US after the overturning of Smith-Mundt.
Anonymous No.723515847
>>723472585 (OP)
I had no doubt about it. Its not a vtmb sequel, its the TCR doing another walking sim but with some combat.
Anonymous No.723516302
>>723515282
>Everything is fake until proven gay, including you
Coping hard yet again, I posted proof faggot.
>Could be a based release that had a contract tied to it that couldn't allow cancellation. The game has been in development how long? The writing could be pre woke
SIx years and you know that you pathetic cuck.
>Until it is released who gives a fuck either way
You since you had to make this post coping and trying to pretend that it isn't an absolute trainwreck. For fuck sake some retard even put the entire game up on YouTube. We know how it is already and so do you since you spammed his shit for hours.
>inb4 WAAAAH SCHIZO
You are the only one that ever tries to defend this shitty game and has to make excuses like this, I just posted two links to two separate thread of you going apeshit for hours. Take your fucking meds and hang yourself.
Anonymous No.723516774
>>723489643
They're animated like a fucking Tiktok video, LMAO
Anonymous No.723517214
>>723515282
>seething about anime for no reason
lol
Anonymous No.723518983
>>723472585 (OP)
>reviewer 6.5/10
So thats translates to what? 3/10? Maybe 2/10?
Anonymous No.723519547
Eurogamer's review says you can't even save or quicksave to test out different choices, you only get one chance per playthrough
Anonymous No.723520024
>>723472585 (OP)
That means its at least an 8
Anonymous No.723520185 >>723521324 >>723523018
Why are you guys laughing? VTMB is done for now. They'll never make a sequel after this flop.
Anonymous No.723520834
>>723489643
I'm moving different
Anonymous No.723520874
>>723472585 (OP)
You're telling me this pile of shit actually got a release?!
Anonymous No.723520963
>>723490725
it's obviously sped up retard
Anonymous No.723521219
There are people in the WoD discord talking about mods lol
As fucking if
Anonymous No.723521324 >>723521961
>>723520185
>now that paradox got dick rot from raping a corpse nobody is going to touch it ever again
this is a bad thing how?
Anonymous No.723521348
>>723472585 (OP)
They really needed to either just outright cancel production of this, or at least NOT market it as a Bloodlines sequel & make it a new original entry in the V:TM video game franchise. I feel like that alone would've made it a bit easier to sell, it barely has anything to do with Bloodlines.
Anonymous No.723521728
>>723489643
Totally goty
Anonymous No.723521961 >>723522660
>>723521324
why are you so obsessed with paradox?
Anonymous No.723522660
>>723521961
They simply have terrible taste
Anonymous No.723523018 >>723523191
>>723520185
You say that like it’s a bad thing. Let sleeping dogs lie.
Anonymous No.723523036 >>723523332
>>723515442
>romance was like a secret in old games
No game since I'd say roughly 2008 has had any halfway hidden romance that isn't explained to you or blatantly obvious. Though I have to admit, BG3 is extremely in your face with it. Character's are hopping on your character after like an hour of positive interactions, and there's a bit too many choices that lead to a romance and aren't super obvious, so a friendship moment with Gale ends up being le homosex out of nowhere
Anonymous No.723523191
>>723523018
I like the IP though and I think it has potential but it's becoming rather clear that under Paradox's leadership nothing decent is going to come out of it that isn't fan made or indie
Anonymous No.723523332 >>723524679 >>723524839
>>723523036
I'll agree that BG3 romance starts way too soon but you've gotta be blind or dumb as hell to not immediately pick up on the fag vibes of that Gale showing you magic scene or Halsin in general
Anonymous No.723523628
>manditory reddit thread
nu-/v/ sucks dick
Anonymous No.723523753
>first-person
Anonymous No.723523806 >>723524862 >>723525346
first game was rancid liquid shit and i dont expect 2 to be any better
Anonymous No.723524679
>>723523332
>Gale wants to show you his magic trick
>it's his cock
>his cock is the magic trick
Anonymous No.723524839 >>723524964
>>723523332
hey halsin, are you enjoying the party?
>oh, you want my cock do you? my bear cock? my bear cock in you?
n-no
Anonymous No.723524862
>>723523806
based
Anonymous No.723524964
>>723524839
>t. astarion
Anonymous No.723525112
>>723507915
NTA but I just play Anniversary
Anonymous No.723525346
>>723523806
No one is going to buy the shitty cashgrab and it will be forgotten like Redfall and Trannyguard.