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Anonymous No.723475478 [Report] >>723475616 >>723475743 >>723475759 >>723475802 >>723476378 >>723476824 >>723477385 >>723480272 >>723480991 >>723482537 >>723484548 >>723485994
>Listening to game review
>"I wanted to like this game, I really did!!"
Anonymous No.723475616 [Report] >>723475691
>>723475478 (OP)
>"And I did like it"
Anonymous No.723475691 [Report]
>>723475616
/Thread
Anonymous No.723475743 [Report]
>>723475478 (OP)
Okay Juno. Tell us your other retarded teenage girlisms, like how you hate the term "Sexually Active" or how you're gonna get FOMO if you don't kill yourself.
Anonymous No.723475759 [Report] >>723476006 >>723477770 >>723483513
>>723475478 (OP)
It's cliche but it's telling when someone goes into a game and expects to like it but ends up getting let down. It's better when they're honest about the game sucking then trying to convince themselves it's actually some kind of misunderstood masterpiece.
Anonymous No.723475772 [Report]
brave and stunning opinion
Anonymous No.723475802 [Report]
>>723475478 (OP)
Idk why but this image makes me really uncomfortable even compared to actual gore
Anonymous No.723476006 [Report] >>723476298 >>723483513
>>723475759
true
it also says a lot if they didn't go into it wanting to hate it from the start, as most reviews are biased, someone saying "i wanted to like it" implies they genuinely went it expecting to have fun and the game just sucks ass
Anonymous No.723476098 [Report] >>723476297
Isn't "wanting to like it" the default? Everyone who buys a game wants to like it.
Anonymous No.723476192 [Report] >>723476367
>*music fades out*
>"And now...let's talk about the elephant in the room."
>*repeated echoing boom as screenshots of typical 90s videogame things appear in sequence*
>"This game has not....aged well regarding trans representation and women in gaming..."
Anonymous No.723476297 [Report] >>723476534 >>723477104 >>723481004
>>723476098
I suspect some contrarians on /v/ actually buy games just to have a "proof" so they shit on them
although I kinda do this too, just not for games but game merchs
Anonymous No.723476298 [Report]
>>723476006
>if they didn't go into it wanting to hate it from the start, as most reviews are biased
This is a consequence of AVGN and Nostalgia Critic being popular during early Youtube, leading to hating on games being the default option for reviews since it sticks to the formula.
Anonymous No.723476367 [Report] >>723477045 >>723480328
>>723476192
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.723476378 [Report] >>723476595
>>723475478 (OP)
If you're unfortunate enough to have friends you get forced into this situation constantly having to appease them by playing fotm garbage like Helldivers 2 with them.

I sympathize with the reviewer in this case, having used the same setup to avoid just flat out saying its a retarded baby game for fucking retards like them I didn't ever want to play in the first place and only did so out of a desire for their happiness. A reviewers concern however is only click money and their fate is worse than death being bound to it. There is nothing more pitiable than a game review youtuber, especially in this age of games so shitty they could be used in ludovico technique conditioning.
Anonymous No.723476534 [Report] >>723476616 >>723476651 >>723480107 >>723488206
>>723476297
I did this with YIIK, it's a game I was actually looking forward to before release. Then when the game turned out to be a bomb and laughingstock, I had to see how bad it was for myself.
At least I know it sucks firsthand now.
Anonymous No.723476595 [Report]
>>723476378
>having used the same setup to avoid just flat out saying its a retarded baby game for fucking retards like them I didn't ever want to play in the first place and only did so out of a desire for their happiness
I just straight up say something like that in a much gentler tone since a friend burned me twice on co-op games. Like hell I'm buying MP games just to finish them alone again
Anonymous No.723476616 [Report] >>723476894
>>723476534
genuine question, what was the clincher that made you think this was going to be the bomb instead of a bomb
Anonymous No.723476651 [Report] >>723476894
>>723476534
Can't you just pirate it?
Anonymous No.723476723 [Report]
You forget what reality is [x]
Anonymous No.723476787 [Report] >>723477170
I'm allergic to turn based games.

I've missed on out on kino like ffx , persona 3 and e33 because of this
Anonymous No.723476824 [Report] >>723477067 >>723477283 >>723485194 >>723485717
>>723475478 (OP)
>It's a good game, but not a good X
Anonymous No.723476894 [Report]
>>723476616
Mainly it was the pre-release trailers, artstyle, and music. I was a big fan of Earthbound back then and yes, I did actually play the Mother trilogy and it was cool seeing another "RPG set in real life" kind of game. I really hate that the game ended up sucking as much as it did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKvDypy1Mrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5vUb3C9GcI

>>723476651
I was retarded and should've known better at the time.
Anonymous No.723477045 [Report]
>>723476367
>hello Goth Gamer Nation
Anonymous No.723477067 [Report]
>>723476824
>It's not a good game, but it's a good X
Anonymous No.723477104 [Report] >>723477629
>>723476297
I rarely "eat shit" willfully but VTMB2 will be one of those rare occasions.
Can't wait.
Anonymous No.723477170 [Report]
>>723476787
I feel the same about RTS. I think the fact I didn't have a PC as a kid is what caused this character defecit.
Anonymous No.723477283 [Report] >>723477382
>>723476824
>I get mad if people have game opinions that are more complicated than "good game/bad game" because I can't comprehend it
Anonymous No.723477382 [Report]
>>723477283
the reaction image leads me to believe anon is despondent, not mad
Anonymous No.723477385 [Report]
>>723475478 (OP)
>*sigh*
>*facepalms*
>*silence*
>I wanted to like this game, I really did
>*crosses arms*
>*shakes head*
Anonymous No.723477629 [Report] >>723478047
>>723477104
Well, your money your loss I guess
Anonymous No.723477728 [Report]
>watch youtube review
>he's breaking down the game into story/music/gameplay
Anonymous No.723477770 [Report]
>>723475759
I had this with Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair. I figured it'd be a decent DKC clone, but it wasn't, it was a frustrating shameless piece of garbage. Paid 40 bucks for a physical copy too, that sure hurt.
Anonymous No.723478047 [Report] >>723478125
>>723477629
Video games are free.
Anonymous No.723478125 [Report] >>723478223
>>723478047
Oh, then I don't really have issues with it then. I just think it's stupid for people to pay for games just so they can say "I told you so!"
Anonymous No.723478223 [Report]
>>723478125
Sure, that's another level.
Anonymous No.723479414 [Report]
>game has "problematic" content
>reviewer ha to constantly mention he is the goodest goy
Anonymous No.723480107 [Report]
>>723476534
The trailers did a pretty good job of making the game look interesting enough to hype up enough people to get the game a demo in actual physical stores, I'll say that much. Although a lot of those locations in the first traailer weren't even in the final game, though same made a comeback in the IV update
Anonymous No.723480272 [Report]
>>723475478 (OP)
>>Listening to game review
Failed already right there. I've learned to just not care about anybody else's opinion on games. If a game looks good to ME. I get it. If it doesnt, I don't. Nobody can sway me.
Anonymous No.723480328 [Report]
>>723476367
The powers that be
Anonymous No.723480991 [Report]
>>723475478 (OP)
It always is the worst feeling when everything about a game seems like it'll be great and then you start playing and it just isn't fun for some inexplicable reason.
Anonymous No.723481004 [Report]
>>723476297
I'm very tempted to purchase Dustborn on sale one day and see how bad it is for myself.
Anonymous No.723482076 [Report]
>because japan
Anonymous No.723482537 [Report]
>>723475478 (OP)
>now before you raise your pitchforks/write angry comments, allowwww me to explain...
Anonymous No.723483363 [Report] >>723484640 >>723485238
>every
>word
>has
>its
>own
>subtitle
>and
>they
>go
>by
>fast
I want to murder everyone who does this
Anonymous No.723483513 [Report] >>723485154 >>723488127
>>723475759
>>723476006
You do understand that opinions on video games are subjective, right? Just because someone didn't enjoy a game doesn't mean that it's some irredeemable pile of trash. people can like and hate different games for different reasons and the only thing that makes your criticism valid and respected is the logic behind it. Still that doesn't make that game a shitty one, it just didn't appeal to you.
Anonymous No.723484548 [Report]
>>723475478 (OP)
>Listening to game review
>"I wanted to hate this game, I really did!!"
Anonymous No.723484640 [Report] >>723485238
>>723483363
isn't this a tic-toc thing?
Anonymous No.723484706 [Report]
>Listening to game review
Anonymous No.723485154 [Report] >>723485874
>>723483513
neither of the posts you replied to mention anything that your reply would make sense as a response to
Anonymous No.723485194 [Report]
>>723476824
While I also hate that phrase it's sometimes applicable, just VERY rarely
Anonymous No.723485238 [Report] >>723485523
>>723483363
>>723484640
or a youtube short thing

it's done to keep your attention as your brain is drawn to the constant movement, it's not good for people who are hard of hearing since the shit is AI generated 100% of the time all the time and so the subtitles are entirely incorrect and incomprehensible, it's just key jangling for e-toddlers
Anonymous No.723485338 [Report]
It amazes me that /v/ constantly makes these threads about being annoyed with the same patterns of speaking, when it's the same place where I regularly see threads that are nothing but templatespeak
>OHNONONONO ____BROS/SISTERS OH NO AHAHAHA
>what did they mean by this?
>um, thoughts?
etc...

>inb4
not saying it's the same people even if sometimes it is i know /v/ isn't one guy, but the juxtaposition is jarring
Anonymous No.723485523 [Report]
>>723485238
I wouldn't know.
I only watch videos longer than 20 minutes.
Anonymous No.723485717 [Report]
>>723476824
/v/ keeps shitposting this line but never explains why it is supposed to be wrong.

There are dozens of examples of it being true; a game being fine on its own, but when you attach it to a preexisting franchise, it is fucking awful compared to the previous entries.
Anonymous No.723485874 [Report]
>>723485154
my bad. i'm too tired.
Anonymous No.723485994 [Report]
>>723475478 (OP)
This is actually how I feel about MegaBonk though. I don't understand why everybody is raving about it, after a few hours of playing it it seems like an extremely generic survivor-like game to me.
Anonymous No.723488127 [Report]
>>723483513
And you lil niger that we are talking here about specific subjective opinions? It's not like this discussion is about objective conclusion, OPs print is a certain take of a subjective rewive.
Anonymous No.723488206 [Report]
>>723476534
Filtered.