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Anonymous No.723498692 [Report] >>723498865 >>723499116 >>723499441 >>723499732 >>723499871 >>723499992 >>723500189 >>723500962 >>723501537 >>723501963 >>723502624 >>723502631 >>723502771 >>723502857 >>723503024 >>723503039 >>723503193 >>723503472 >>723504351 >>723504493 >>723504928 >>723505626 >>723506868 >>723506987 >>723507291
Oh nononono PokeCHADs, how do we respond?
Anonymous No.723498750 [Report]
By having fun
Anonymous No.723498865 [Report] >>723499181 >>723499549 >>723502982 >>723508379
>>723498692 (OP)
This board is for ANONYMOUS opinions about VIDEO GAMES!

If you want to advertise your internet boyfriend and his shitty “gaming channel”, you can crawl back to YouTube, Twitch, Xitter, Reddit or whatever shithole you came from, faggot.
Anonymous No.723499116 [Report] >>723499721
>>723498692 (OP)
>Oh nononono ___CHADs, how do we respond?
if you read a post like this you can freely report op for being underage
Anonymous No.723499181 [Report]
>>723498865
Keep saying it.
Anonymous No.723499441 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
It's just Dunkey
Anonymous No.723499549 [Report] >>723504841
>>723498865
Thanks for the bump :)
Anonymous No.723499616 [Report] >>723500484 >>723506989
i know keep saying it etc etc but i really felt him on this video
modern games just start off so fucking slow and boring it really sucks the life out of me
Anonymous No.723499721 [Report]
>>723499116
Those are almost ten year old memes by now.
Using them gives you certified unc status.
Anonymous No.723499732 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
This faggot was never funny or black
Anonymous No.723499789 [Report]
No one takes funny autistic manchild seriously
Anonymous No.723499871 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
keep saying it
Anonymous No.723499992 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
>punchline is he pretends the game crashed (it didn't crash)

Great commentary.
Anonymous No.723500007 [Report] >>723508290
>Dunkey hates Pokemon
Water is wet
Anonymous No.723500189 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
KEEP
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Anonymous No.723500484 [Report] >>723500775 >>723501321 >>723503146
>>723499616
It's an RPG, zoomer. Go play phone games
Anonymous No.723500775 [Report]
>>723500484
shut the fuck up retard. i recently played through shadow hearts and that's an rpg that managed to not start with the most boring shit you've ever seen. it's not an rpg thing to begin with, all mainstream modern games do this. 10 hours of intro railroading you
Anonymous No.723500829 [Report]
Bill Cosby and Game Dev Tycoon are his only good videos
Anonymous No.723500962 [Report] >>723501038
>>723498692 (OP)
A is before Z in the alphabet so shouldn't the name be Pokemon A-Z instead?
Anonymous No.723501038 [Report] >>723501456
>>723500962
You ascend the ranks from rank Z to rank A
Also, it's a reference to pizza
Anonymous No.723501076 [Report]
hey isnt this the guy that jerks off to his wife getting railed by a black bull?
Anonymous No.723501321 [Report] >>723501458 >>723501512 >>723502965
>>723500484
You blow up a power plant in the first fifteen minutes of Final Fantasy VII, all while the game expertly establishes its setting and sets up an antagonist.
Anonymous No.723501456 [Report]
>>723501038
I see.
Anonymous No.723501458 [Report] >>723501628 >>723502586
>>723501321
FF7 is not an RPG, none of the FF games are
Anonymous No.723501512 [Report]
>>723501321
I now just wanna replay Chrono Trigger again, I don't know why, fuck it I have the DS emulator right here, time to go back.
Anonymous No.723501537 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
Anonymous No.723501628 [Report]
>>723501458
>Pokemon is an RPG
>Final Fantasy is not
Anonymous No.723501963 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
He's right, this game is dogshit
Anonymous No.723502096 [Report]
it's over pokibros...
Anonymous No.723502586 [Report]
>>723501458

Bait used to be believable
Anonymous No.723502624 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
Buy an ad, parasite.
Anonymous No.723502631 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
Continue Perusing it
Anonymous No.723502683 [Report]
THANK YOU!!!
Anonymous No.723502771 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
It's insane that basically everyone is hating on this game. I think the timing of the leaks really did a lot of fucking damage.
Anonymous No.723502790 [Report]
KEEP
Anonymous No.723502857 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
game is fun but he's right, it's so annoying that you can't go anywhere without npc telling you : hey you're supposed to come here
Anonymous No.723502965 [Report]
>>723501321
>and sets up an antagonist
2 decades later and we still don’t know who the antagonist was
Anonymous No.723502982 [Report]
>>723498865
Never fucking stop posting this reply. Get eceleb and culture war bullshit out of /v/
Anonymous No.723503024 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
Who gives a fuck at this point, liking nu-pokemon is akin to liking someone shitting on your face. Just enjoy yourself because there's nothing left to be ashamed of anymore.
Anonymous No.723503039 [Report] >>723503371
>>723498692 (OP)
>how do we respond?
waiting the trimestral Nintendo's report and watching this game sell 10M, that's how we respond.
Anonymous No.723503146 [Report]
>>723500484
Not all RPGs have slow starts, especially ones that handhold you that hard. Expedition 33 just happened, you didn't skip it, right?
Anonymous No.723503193 [Report] >>723503397
>>723498692 (OP)
>game is actually a step up from modern pokeslop in that i actually wanted to keep playing it instead of considering turning it off at every moment
>but they decided to make a retarded four hour long unskippable on-rails tutorial before finally letting you play the game
it's like they WANT people to hate the game. i can't blame anyone for calling this game shit because that's the first impression they painstakingly cultivated by designing the game in such a way.
Anonymous No.723503371 [Report] >>723503830 >>723504095 >>723504415
>>723503039
the parasocial relationship people have with nintendo is so crazy. if the games are bad and the fans lose it doesn't matter as long as daddy nintendo makes money. in fact it's a good thing the games are so bad and low budget because it means nintendo makes even more money on the margins.

fuck video games, we love corporations!
Anonymous No.723503397 [Report] >>723503512
>>723503193
Gotta do the big tutorial for retards
Anonymous No.723503472 [Report] >>723506556 >>723506954 >>723507379
>>723498692 (OP)
Pokechads, the cost my switch took up months of what I make at my job... This is not good. How do I convince people on the internet I didn't waste my money?
Anonymous No.723503512 [Report]
>>723503397
>do you want to skip the tutorial?
>yes/no
Imagine having to go through that tutorial every new playthrough. Fucking hell.
Anonymous No.723503830 [Report]
>>723503371
It's not that hard to understand, it's like picking a sports team. Cheer whenever your team does well
Anonymous No.723504095 [Report] >>723504308
>>723503371
you aske meme questions you get meme answers.

out of joke, again, it is frustrating that no matter how PROVEN it is that this game is subpar at best it will sell millions or dozens of millions, it doesn't deserve it.
Anonymous No.723504308 [Report] >>723504746
>>723504095
>it is frustrating that no matter how PROVEN it is that this game is subpar at best it will sell millions or dozens of millions
and it took you until NOW to realize that this happens? none of the hundreds of AAA games that are literally zero fun to play and run like shit but sell millions tipped you off until now?
Anonymous No.723504351 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
>how do we respond?
by KEEP SAYING IT
Anonymous No.723504415 [Report]
>>723503371
To a tendie the most important thing in their life is Nintendo making money.
I've said this before and will say it again.
Anonymous No.723504493 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
Keep saying it.
Anonymous No.723504746 [Report] >>723505026
>>723504308
no, I realized this back in 2010 the thing is with Pokemon is specially frustrating, because any other non GTA franchise fucks up and fans will make it clear how and when and companies will correct or at least try to, Pokemon has been fucking up since 3DS and the reward is S/V selling 27M and is not going to get better.

Pokemon is the: Too big to fail franchise, and with the fuckery that has been pulled with the Palworld thing it is going to continue unchallenged
Anonymous No.723504841 [Report]
>>723499549
No problem :^)
Anonymous No.723504928 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
>Keep
Anonymous No.723505026 [Report] >>723505412
>>723504746
>any other non GTA franchise fucks up and fans will make it clear how and when and companies will correct or at least try to
this literally never happens. companies will churn out the exact same retarded slop year after year after year and their fanbase eats it up and asks for seconds. it's far from exclusive to pokemon.
Anonymous No.723505287 [Report]
That looks shockingly like one of those scam games that wants you to believe it's more open world and expansive than it really is.
Anonymous No.723505412 [Report] >>723505891
>>723505026
The AssCreed Shadows pushback got an entire game about a black slave in the civil war cancelled so companies do listen if players bitch. Provided they also don't buy the game.
Anonymous No.723505626 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
KEEP SAYING IT
Anonymous No.723505891 [Report] >>723506420
>>723505412
asscreed had been derivative slop for years and the only reason people didn't buy shadows was because it starred a black man, not because ubisoft was selling them the exact same game for the tenth time. if it was the exact same game but it starred a white dude, it would have sold ten million or more.
like i said, people simply eat up the same retarded broken slopgames. complaining about pokemon specifically being like this is extremely tone deaf.
Anonymous No.723506052 [Report] >>723506530
By not watching the video, like every dunkey upload
Anonymous No.723506412 [Report] >>723506530
By watching the video, like every dunkey upload
Anonymous No.723506420 [Report] >>723506870
>>723505891
IIRC Overwatch 2 had to revert their 5v5 change and make everything 6v6 again because they were hemorrhaging players. If consumers actually don't buy or play games, changes can and will happen. But yeah, the problem is that Pokemon fans will never do that. There's a startling amount of people that have Pokemon as their forever game that will do tons of playthroughs with all sort of different self imposed restrictions and barely touch any other game.

It's probably the most mazed fanbase in gaming, not even the Blizzdrones are as bad these days. But modern Blizzard is REALLY bad, at least GameFreak isn't retroactively ruining and taking away old Pokemon games like Blizzard was doing.
Anonymous No.723506530 [Report]
>>723506052
>>723506412
I dont know who to believe bros
Anonymous No.723506556 [Report]
>>723503472
the white race will rise once more!
Anonymous No.723506868 [Report]
>>723498692 (OP)
I only watch Dunkey play games I know he'll like because aping Crowbcat but with commentary is not entertaining.
Anonymous No.723506870 [Report]
>>723506420
> at least GameFreak isn't retroactively ruining and taking away old Pokemon games like Blizzard was doing.
For some reason they’re making it really hard to legally buy games made for obsolete systems. If you want to play anything older than LGPE but don’t want to emulate, it’s going to be expensive.
GB/GBA games have been on NSO for almost three years but the first three gens are still unavailable. They could’ve even put out a legacy collection on the eshop. GameFreak does not want you to revisit Pokémon’s golden age or even the 3DS era.
Anonymous No.723506954 [Report]
>>723503472
based son
Anonymous No.723506970 [Report] >>723507035
don't care
I'm still going to buy it
Anonymous No.723506987 [Report] >>723508000 >>723508245 >>723509810
>>723498692 (OP)
Why do people keep with the Keep Saying it when it was long ago revealed the voice was plastered over a non related video to them
Anonymous No.723506989 [Report]
>>723499616
It's definitely pretty erroneous with Legends 'Za too. I'm having more fun now that the game is moving proper but the first 2-3 hours were a fucking slog. Being taught what the fuck a pokemon is for the 200th time in my life never gets any more interesting.
Anonymous No.723507035 [Report]
>>723506970
Do you have a switch 2 yet?
Anonymous No.723507291 [Report] >>723507365
>>723498692 (OP)
>RPG
>Dunkey video
The exact genre of his videos I simply avoid. I have no clue why he keeps slamming his head against a wall like this. Dunkey is the quintessential tendie who does not enjoy anything that doesn't feature his favorite scrimblos. I'm not even saying Legends Z-A is worth defending because it isn't, but I just never understand why he pretends like he actually enjoys video games when he JUST likes Mario and friends.
Anonymous No.723507365 [Report] >>723508321
>>723507291
>frequently gives positive reviews to Yakuza games, and Persona
Anonymous No.723507379 [Report]
>>723503472
that kid is a based autist and you’re a faggot
Anonymous No.723508000 [Report]
>>723506987
>THIS HAS BEEN DEBOONKED, I AM VERY TRAD AND CHAD
Anonymous No.723508245 [Report]
>>723506987
because /v/ loves cuck narratives
Anonymous No.723508290 [Report]
>>723500007
Dunkey is an actual nitwick that can't handle complicated tasks. He's only a youtuber after all.
Anonymous No.723508321 [Report] >>723508597
>>723507365
>Understanding the concept of an exception to what is otherwise a rule
Good job anon.
Anonymous No.723508379 [Report]
>>723498865
Spbp
Anonymous No.723508597 [Report]
>>723508321
That's not what that phrase means brainlet
Anonymous No.723509810 [Report]
>>723506987
Because I'm just parroting what other people post.