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Anonymous No.723500915 >>723503917 >>723504123 >>723506653 >>723508689 >>723511379 >>723514108
we must be better cows
Anonymous No.723501975
I wish a farmer man would milk my tits
Anonymous No.723502892 >>723503818 >>723511570
We must be funnier cows
Anonymous No.723503818 >>723505190 >>723506467 >>723506571 >>723508391
>>723502892
Took me a bit to get it, kek!
Anonymous No.723503870
we moost be better
Anonymous No.723503917
>>723500915 (OP)
Anonymous No.723503960
>mooooo
what did she mean by this
Anonymous No.723504061
moo
Anonymous No.723504123 >>723506326
>>723500915 (OP)
>the amount of farmers who got to milk your mom's udders is her business
Anonymous No.723504197
maoo
Anonymous No.723505190 >>723506756 >>723507060 >>723507276
>>723503818
idgi
Anonymous No.723506326
>>723504123
heh
Anonymous No.723506467 >>723507060
>>723503818
you lie
Anonymous No.723506571
>>723503818
A cow? In my Mongolian wood carving community website?
Anonymous No.723506653 >>723507059
>>723500915 (OP)
DUDE A COW BUT NINTENDO
Anonymous No.723506756 >>723506887
>>723505190
The tools are made from poop
Anonymous No.723506865
millions must moo
Anonymous No.723506887 >>723507008 >>723507060 >>723507109 >>723507276
>>723506756
pls explain how you know that, and what's funny about it
Anonymous No.723507008 >>723507024
>>723506887
The joke is that cows cannot make things out of wood or metal, but have access to lots of poop so they shape it into tools. You can see the poop on the left, and a saw made of poop. The hunor is in the fact that cows can't make tools, and that a saw made of poop wouldn't work.
Anonymous No.723507013
I have an udder fetish
Anonymous No.723507024 >>723507276
>>723507008
thank you
Anonymous No.723507059
>>723506653
Nintendo doesn't make Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons
Anonymous No.723507060
>>723505190
>>723506467
>>723506887
Cow pies is slang for cow shit, as their shit is often in the shape of circles. So cow tools would be pretty shitty tools to make.
Anonymous No.723507109 >>723507230 >>723507276
>>723506887
cow tools is an infamous comic because the "joke" is that if cows had tools, it wouldn't be obvious what they're for
there is no more to it
Anonymous No.723507230
>>723507109
thx
Anonymous No.723507276 >>723507668
>>723505190
>>723506887
>>723507024
You're getting bullshitted by multiple posters. >>723507109 is correct, cow tools are supposed to make no sense whatsoever to humans, but the author fucked up by making one of them look too much like a saw which forces you to hunt meaning in the other "tools" where there's none.
Anonymous No.723507315 >>723514035
Moo.
Anonymous No.723507551 >>723507743
>dev put in a throwaway joke
>fandom over analyze the hell out of it
Anonymous No.723507668
>>723507276
thank you for your response
Anonymous No.723507743
>>723507551
that makes sense thx
Anonymous No.723508391
>>723503818
What's so funny about a grim political comic?
Anonymous No.723508485
MOOOOO
MILK MY DAUGHTERS UDDERS AND MY MEAT IS YOURS
Anonymous No.723508689
>>723500915 (OP)
why does it look like that
Anonymous No.723509049
Shame on you ungrateful cow
Anonymous No.723510736
*Blocks your path*
Anonymous No.723511315
Guys I stared into the abyss and now I look like this, help.
Anonymous No.723511379
>>723500915 (OP)
"cow" is woke backwards
Anonymous No.723511476 >>723512132
Anonymous No.723511570
>>723502892
Anonymous No.723512132 >>723512307
>>723511476
cute moo
Anonymous No.723512307 >>723513345
>>723512132
Anonymous No.723513345
>>723512307
I might be happier in a farm rather than the wagecage. Ofc not being the one putting down the animals....
Anonymous No.723513420
Earthworm Jim
Anonymous No.723514035
>>723507315
What crimes did he commit?
Anonymous No.723514108
>>723500915 (OP)
this is the best vidya cow design
Anonymous No.723514210 >>723514962
okay but consider the lil oink
Anonymous No.723514962
>>723514210
I'm going to spend 2000 coins on them then open the gate.