Thread 723527221

B-BUT is better than Palworld

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I'm not going to play pokemon but this confirms subhuman morons are mad

>>723527221 (OP)
>When everything fails, revert to reviews, which nobody gives a fuck about.

Just wave the white flag. Its over.

Asking again here because I only managed to get this in near the end of the last thread: What if the review bombing is actually part of Ninty's plan to draw even more attention to the game by having journos put out a bunch of stories about "hateful racist 4chan trolls review bomb innocent Pikachu because they're EVIL" and it sells like 100 million copies?

it will flop this time, i feel it in my bones

>>723527221 (OP)
imagine being this mad about a kids game

>>723527221 (OP)
The people who hate pokemon have made it their personality, honestly even more pathetic than the fans at this point

KEK POKETENDIES STAY LOSING AS USUAL
>B-BUT SALES
YEAH YOU GOT ROBBED AGAIN LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>723527221 (OP)
>People are having fun with legends ZA
>NDSfags are seething hard judging by all that grifterslops and review bombing
>switch 2 bundle are sold out
I don't care too much about legends ZA but the meltdown is going to be funny as hell when they show off sales next week

>>723528032
>if people buy a game that must mean they are enjoying it
Come on now. You don't really think that, do you? Next you'll tell me that WoW is a great game and the people who are unable to stop paying sub fees for it actually love it.

>>723528201
If people buy a game and don't return it, that probably means they thought it was at least decent.

>>723527778
>implying that the the people (justifiably) shitting on this dumpster fire are all furious that it's succeeding instead of actual fans of the series tired of Game Freak applying zero effort
Like you surely heard from your parents countless times, I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.

>>723528201
I don't know about you but I'm seeing people having fun

>>723528879
where lol

>>723528937
Twitter, instagram, tiktok

>inb4 "I-It doesn't count. Listen to my echo chamber instead!"
no

>>723527681
Journos hate nintendo. The fake nintendo bonus is just a cover up by snoys

>>723527221 (OP)
I can’t wait for the seethe when they release the sales numbers and yet another review bombed pokemon game sells gojillion copies.

>>723529312
LOL

>>723528032
Everyone I know who bought the game unironically already beat the game. It's quite short for a pokemon game.

>>723527221 (OP)
Yeah I'm certain the hordes of unwashed non-whites spending their time review bombing the game are going to topple Pokemon.

>>723528032
No it won't, People already know how much Pokemon games sell despite the quality it will only turn heads if it can break red/blue/greens sales in the first weeks.

>>723530549
But anon, internet schizos think they can take the franchise down by screaming about it on the internet, and that trumps logic or actual sales figures.

Digimon won!
Palworld won!
Sonic won!

>>723531204
>Sonic won!
I wouldn't mention sonic right now ...

>>723531430
How does that change the fact that Crossworlds is an objectively better game than MKW, unless more sales = gooder game?

>>723530549
If people already know it's going to sell millions of copies, why are they wasting their time review bombing and crying about it everyday?

>>723527221 (OP)
Pokefaggots get what they fucking deserve for buying these putrid ass ames

>>723531532
so worse sales = better game???

>>723527786
Nothing will be more pathetic than Pokefags buying pure slop every time

The seethe about ZA is nothing, wait until GTA 6 comes out, that game not flopping is going to cause more than one death here from sheer blood pressure.
Hell, this place is still seething daily over RDR2 not flopping, and that was 7 years ago.
Playing Pokemon in your childhood is a clear sign of manchildism, but throwing a tantrum because a game that would obviously sell didnt flop is straight up mental illness.
Next time you make another social media gossip thread crying that chicks only go for "chad", this ia exactly why, no one likes neurotic nutjobs.

>>723531637
*games

>>723529312
that couch doesnt exist

>>723527647
Isn't that what you retards do for DK Bananza

>>723531717
trolling truly is no longer a art
but it doesn't need to be I suppose since the pickings are so easy and half the riff-raff are basically your allies

>>723531532

It's not though.

>>723531717
>Playing Pokemon in your childhood is a clear sign of manchildism
>children playing childrens games are manchildren
Wanna try that again but without being a retard this time?

>>723531532
>T-The amount of people playing this multiplayer game doesn't mean anything!"
Crossworlds shills are hilarious

Is this the hourly Pokefag humiliation ritual thread?

>>723527221 (OP)
Still buying Switch 2
Still buying Z-A

>>723531810
Trolling dies when the only one seething is whoever is trolling and the troll has delusions of his trolling being capable of changing the world and shit.
People take the internet way too seriously

>>723531651
>>723531862
>>723531951
I accept your defeat.

>>723531978
yes and heres your hourly bag of peanuts to throw at the pokefags

>>723531932
You think any of these people in /v/ trying to constantly TORtanic games are kids?
Its adults.
Another thing that's hilarious is that the people hating on this game dont do it because they think its a dumb kid game, its because they legitimately wished it was better and play it, so they are both nutjobs and manchildren.

>>723531992
Who hurt you?

>>723532146
Palworld broke him... and that's a good thing!

>>723531717
At least ZA has glaring issues, GTA 6 is going to mindbreak /v/, not only because of how popular it'll be, but also because Rockstar is the opposite of Game Freak, they are maybe the best studio in the industry, they are going to get mad trying to find reasons to shit on it when it humiliates every other open world game out there, and basically eveey game in the industry.

>>723532146
This is just the regular webm, too. Don't forget, there's also a sped-up one being used, and a GIF version. And most of this was also just in the past month or two. This is low-functioning autism, with a sprinkling of unmedicated schizophrenia.

>>723532294
I can't imagine having such awful taste to play either game, both have terrible graphics and get mogged by 20 year old Crysis.

>>723532423
Crysis was and will always be a grafixfag tech demo meme.

>>723527221 (OP)
It is.

>>723527221 (OP)
It's pretty crazy that Pokemon is still for kids in 2025.

>>723527647
>user reviews
>its just asshurt palcucks crying about the lawsuit and snoys lying

>>723532684
I still enjoy snapping best korean necks.
>>723532946
>Pokemon
>For kids
Kids only care about Roblox nowadays. They even stopped giving a fuck about Fortnite too.

>>723532946
>kids is when purposely bad game
People like you are why so much media has gone to shit. It's either low-effort slop to pander to poor phone-rotted kiddies of millennial parents who don't care about them, and/or shallow nostalgia pandering selfishly to said millennials.

Did you guys know you can keep making accounts and metacritic has no way to verify that you don't own the game? Just a fun fact.

>>723533510
its why only terminally online schizos care about userscores on metacritic

>>723533537
And game/console sales.

>>723533724
game sales do matter, sorry snoy, if a game flops it means there wont be more of that game's series

>>723533848
>"only terminally online schizos care about userscores on metacritic"
>proceeds to immediately open his next post with the most terminally online shit possible

>>723533929
>seething because metacritic userscores are worthless because retards can review bomb it either way while a game flopping or selling well does matter

>>723527221 (OP)
>"I-I-IT'S REVIEW BOMBING! JOURNOS HATE NINTENDO!"
>"Although... this only happens with Pokémon games... all other Nintendo games receive very good scores, both from users and journalists..."
>"NOOOOO I KNOW I'M RIGHT! IT'S A REVIEW BOMBING! JOURNALISTS HATE NINTENDO!!!!11! THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION FOR A POKÉMON GAME HAVING SUCH LOW SCORES!"
Jesus Christ, Pokefags are DELUSIONAL.

>>723527221 (OP)
It'll sell twice as much as Shitwold, so yes it is.

>>723533848
>game sales do matter,
Why? Are you an investor? Do you own Nintendo/TPC stocks? Is Masuda your sugar daddy?

>>723534159
game sales do matter, snoy
Space marine 3 was greenlit because space marine 2 sold so well

>>723527221 (OP)
Tell me why this game deserves anything above a 80?
>It's obviously a downgrade to Arceus and ScarletXViolet going from a explorable island to a single city with no biome diversy (basically saying "this adventure RPG series doesn't need to be a adventure anymore)
>Gimmick mechanic is recycled from the 3DS games
>Game gives you even less freedom and constraints you even more than Sun & Moon
>No noticeable graphical update after jumping to a stronger console
>30$ DLC

>>723534024
Try explaining shit like "snoys" to a random person in real life. See how that goes.

>>723527221 (OP)
Should be lower, but good to see everyone taking a huge shot on Pokemon, since Game Freak likes selling this slop

What was the last good Pokémon? One with good gameplay, good graphics/performance and a good story?

>>723534076
>NONONONONONO ITS NOT A REVIEW BOMB
>look at the negative reviews
>its a bunch of accounts with either deleted reviews, giving crossworld or palwold 10s, or blatantly an asshurt snoy giving every nintendo game 0s

Vidya culture has fallen so far critic reviews are more accurate, but still not accurate. Fans are so rabid and nutty they just vote like letterboxd or rym

>>723534379
*shit

>>723534338
I know you're a retard but shorthand for sony fanboys is not a hard concept to explain

Stop the count!

>>723534441
>no dude you see it sounds like "onions"
>wait shit that's right nobody's used the term "basedboy" in years
>okay so "basedboy" refers to people who like Star Wars and open their mouths wide in photos
>and that's bad
>and so is the PS5
>dude it's so funny, y-you just need to see a Famitsu sales thread
>oh right, so a Famitsu sales thread...

>>723534684
Man if Digimon manages to get a better score, it's going to be hilarious

>>723534689
>snoy is already seething about next weeks famitsu
ZA's score is also going up

>>723534689
>you know those apple weirdos who blindly buy anything with an apple logo slapped on it?
>snoys are like that, they mindlessly buy anything with a playstation logo
>except they're worse because the apple cultist will use the apple shit, snoys just buy shit to make shrines to sony

>>723534842
>85 > 79 is up

>>723534076
It's not review bombing from journos, no one is saying that.
It's review bombing from Unovatrannies.

>>723534950
>snoys just buy shit to make shrines to sony
Meanwhile in reality:
>>723533789
Also, sonyfags showed enough backbone to say "no thanks" to Sony's games this generation, making them go third-party.

>>723532990
If you played anything other than Pokemon games you'd realize how bad they are.

>>723530549
Grifters will still get their anti-woke bucks by posting their reactions about how Nintendo has fallen.

>>723527778
Kids aren't playing this slow ass game

>>723534975
you should look at metacritic
your bots are losing

>>723535296
>it went from 37 to 41
>hah take THAT

>>723535413
your review bomb is failing rahjeesh

>>723527221 (OP)
True it is

>>723527221 (OP)
remember, they took like a year off for this
all that money must've been spent filing patents and lawsuits thinking they're very smart and professional, only to come off as goofy incompetent clowns who have to resort to trolling some literal who company for developing a better monster collector game
and don't forget, this thing also has paid dlc (to add back mons they obviously cut off to sell back later) and mandatory online to get multiplayer locked items

>>723535624
It's not even better than Digimon World

>>723532343
gta6 being the ultimate normalfag rally will be worth it as long as they put a shit ton of devs and companies out of business. So many need to be purged somewhow.

>>723532146
That's the macaco posting these btw

>>723535675
best part is watching the snoys shilling HARD for gamefreak now

>>723531717
it's gonna be so much fun seeing literal shitskin pcvalvejeets seethe and shit up this board like a designated shitting street when gta 6 releases and breaks every single sales record in history
i can't fucking wait to see the /v/alvejeet poocide webms

>>723535695
Both are better than that pcslop

>>723535865
>snoys
>shilling gamefreak
what?

>>723528032
>nintendo ds fags (???)
>grifterslops
i think pokefags might just take the crown of "most delusional and defensive fanbase" from gachafags

>>723535880
>shit up this board
Don't be naive. All of the internet will be completely unusable for months. Every single thread, ewhore, videomaker, xitterposter, they will be shilling and milking the fuck out of it endlessly. Everywhere you look you will see just slop, and any interaction you attempt in another subject will be drowned out.

>>723535552
>botting and indian is when not worshipping nintendo

>>723536053
In their ever-continuing mission to throw pre-Switch systems under the bus, the DS is next on the chopping block for Switchfags.

>>723531204
Based!

>>723536053
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome you retarded moeshitter.

>>723527221 (OP)
But what about the gameplay?

Anon here, Im actually having some fun with it. I was zooming at first because I hate the city and still do but its comfy so far. Im only at D rank but I've finished all the side quest available so far and some are cute and entertaining. Most are just battles though.
Not at good as the first legends story wise and the rust gang I seems like a step up from sun and moons delinquents but its not team rocket tier.
Im playing on a switch 2 docked and it looks very nice for 3d pokemon and runs perfectly at 2k settings.
I do like the rotom leap though, I felt gimped trying to get anywhere without it. I also hate having to have rock smash always accessible.
Anyway its better than SV and SWSH.
I juwy hope that the next mainland game is at least this decent looking minus the darkies everywhere and the cartoonish faces some npcs have.

>>723534076
Don't lump Pokefags in with other Nintendo fans. They try to cling to Nintendo just to justify Game Freak and TPC's negligence.
>But why doesn't Nintendo step in and...
Nintendo only owns 1/3 of the franchise, so there's not much they can do if both TPC and Game Freak are lazy assholes who don't care about the product.

>>723527221 (OP)
I mean, any game is better than palshit

>>723537252
You can use fighting moves other than Rock Smash, for what it's worth. Other moves like Rollout can smash the rocks as well.

I can't even imagine playing Pokemon after the Gamboy Color games. At least it looked about as good as it could on GBC. Pokemon games on GBA and after have always been lazy cash grabs.