Thread 723527884

and this is what I got

>background
Poorly blockaded street where to blockade it, the devs just stacked random 3D objects with that same ugly generic texture that they pasted all over the "city". The blockade is stacked in the worst way possible, barely believable, while games like the new Digimon will have crowds, police blockades, army checkpoints, and other believable barriers to entry rather than Fallout blobs of debris.

>the disgusting ugly building
Look at the horrible contrast between the low resolution png that is the texture of the buildings, and how it is copy pasted all overm and how terribly it contrasts to the models used for characters and the ground.

>the human ladder
In Z-A, the interiors of buildings are still not modelled. So for our character to reach the rooftop on a building where they did not set up a ladder, they instead stacked 7 NPCs doing Sun & Moon's Hop "Excited" emote, thinking this would be a joke. Coincidentally, it makes the characters on the human ladder (all wearing the same and having no expression) look like a human ladder.

>the character climbing
There is a grotesque feet stretching between the player character and the gag "human ladder".

They tried to pass this as a 'so bad it is good' joke, instead it is one of the greatest pieces of shit and an atrocity commited to game design.

The entire group of animators and the game director to this garbage need to be fired over this.

This is just the tip of the iceberg. I'm disgusted and will never purchase another Nintendo product until they clean their act up and take us back to the GameCube days when both their hardware and software was top notch.

>>723527884 (OP)
>take us back to the GameCube days when both their hardware and software was top notch.
why is it always a cubie who is supposedly this le estranged Nintendo fan making these rearded cope posts?
hmm, im am starting to think the term “cubesnoys” is more trvthfvl than i initially thinked

>>723527884 (OP)
>Gamecube days
>when talking about pokemon
Game freak or genius sonority have never made "top notch" software

>>723527884 (OP)
Sorry but you are a FAKE fan!

>>723528051
Because the Gamecube was the last time Nintendo had specs around the same level as their competition, dumbshit.

Another happy customer who boughted it

>>723528051
Cubies are glorified snoys that grew up with Nintendo's flop era (N64 and GameCube) and believe that any successful/profitable series is therefore bad. They seethe at BoTW, Splatoon, Pokemon SV, Switch 2, ect. while simultaneously praising garbage like Melee, Mario Sunshine, Pokemon Coliseum, Chibi-Robo, in attempt to turn people against Nintendo and the Switch.

>>723528051
>initially thinked

no really, what's with the Gamecube Derangement Syndrome in Switchfags

no really, what's with the Switch 2 Derangement Syndrome in cubies

>>723527884 (OP)
>spent money on thing everyone was saying is garbage
>turns out it is garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPQFF0oqsto

Why did you boughted this game?

Why is it so hard to put a ladder in your game?

>>723528848
>they're taking inspiration from Bethesda now
They're doomed

>>723528818
>>723528395
>>723528051
>>723528372
Fake esl timmys are cringe

>>723527884 (OP)
Wow, ganefreak finally graduated from n64 graphics to dreamcast graphics!

>>723527884 (OP)
Despite all the laziness, it's still more fun than every AAA slopfest that comes next to it.That's what's so sad, all you have is just graphics to complain about, that's it, that's all you can say. Still should be $40 but Pokemon is a brand name.

>>723527884 (OP)
I paid $10 for Costoc za

>>723527884 (OP)
>I just paid $500+70 for eating dogshit
>WTFFFFF WHY THIS TASTE SO BAD REEEEEEEEEEE I GOT SCAMMED

>>723530348
Graphics should absolutely be nitpicked when it's $70 and a bundled game meant to incentive buying a system that's almost goddamn Xbox Series S levels of powerful.

>>723530397
Lol. Cubesnoys are a special breed

>>723528318
Wrong, at the end of 2012 and for most of 2013 the wii u was about as powerful as the ps3 and 360.

>>723527884 (OP)
OP you are a grade A certified slop eater

>>723530652
can't blame me for forgetting, nobody bought it and that's why they also quit consoles lmao

>>723530705
The switch is a console...

>>723527884 (OP)
After watching a clip, it’s weird how for a bustling city, it’s far too quiet, blamed solely on Game Freak’s aversion to voice acting. They could’ve at least given people a bit of gibberish talk like in other Nintendo games.

>>723530808
No it's not...

>>723530348
Why are you comparing it to AAA and not just videogames in general?

>>723530936
Yeah it's a hybrid console

>>723530969
Behold, a console!

I am honestly convinced jeets could do better at this point

>>723527884 (OP)
buying modern pokemon you got what you fucking deserved

>>723531101
smaller than switch 2, way better games

I have concern trolling cubie fatigue

Man, Switchfags must've had a fucking conniption seeing GCN games coming to NSO

>>723531101
That's a handheld...

>>723532297
No it's not, it's a HyBrId CoNsOlE

>>723532442
You have brain damage

>>723532507
you're so mad kek

How much are all the graphics whores and snoy trannies going to melt down when this hits 20 million copies sold? They’ve been absolutely seething since this was announced. The weekly famitsu threads alone are going to be a bloodbath. Feels good knowing I contributed to those sales.

>>723532856
>I let Game Freak know that they can charge more while delivering lesser quality and quantity to me
>that'll REALLY heckin own the snoys and finally get their voices out of my head
It's lowkey pretty based how Sonyfags were so fed up with Sony's bullshit that they stopped buying their games hard enough to make them become a fully-fledged third party developer. Nintendofags, meanwhile, became obedient nutless slaves with the Switch and think that's a badge of honor.

>>723532856
It's not healthy constantly thinking about how imaginary people are going to melt down. Please see a psychiatrist

>>723533183
It's crazy how they lowkey admit their games don't have enough good in them to keep them hooked for long anymore, they're already talking about looking forward to the straight 48 hours minimum they plan to spend masturbating to sales threads without sleep next week instead of even pretending to be excited to play games.

>>723533075
Don't care, just bought another copy for my bro because of your post

>>723533789
you don't even have a switch or switch 2

>>723533862
What's this then?

>>723534213
Proof that you're easily manipulatible by people you don't even know. Now go buy another copy, pigboy. Chop chop.

>>723534213
your cuck tattoo

>>723534381
>no quick, smug snarky reply from the fanboy all of a sudden
You read him like a fucking book, goddamn anon

holy shit! digimon shills out in full force as per usual ! cope !

>>723536196
Chris?

>>723534381
>>723536019
I was busy playing Pokemon, keep seething faggits