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Vampire Survivors was released in OCT 2022, 3 years ago. The trend still has yet to end. We are living for better or worse in the golden age, or dark age, of Survivor clones. Since the original is objectively just a lazy shitpost, it is easily overshadowed by basically any imitator, even other shitposts oftentimes.

So /v/, what is the best survivors-like clone or influenced game out right now in YOUR opinion? Who won?

I wont shill anything since I'm OP. But this thread is not for hating on survivors; That is IMPLIED simply by talking about this genre. I hate it, as do you. BUT. Which one is the best?
Anonymous No.723535091 [Report] >>723537717 >>723538096
megabonk, but i hate the memes
Anonymous No.723535157 [Report] >>723541820 >>723546813 >>723569157
the original is still the best. it understands the nature of ludicrous gains better than any clone
Anonymous No.723535195 [Report] >>723549192
Halls of Torment
Anonymous No.723535273 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
I played it on a phone for some time and it got boring pretty fast.
I don't understand why people play this on pc when there's an infinite number of other games.
Anonymous No.723535285 [Report] >>723536538
>>723534596 (OP)
brotato is pretty objectively the best
halls of torment for most overrated btw, that game is genuinely one of the worst games i've ever played, not just one of the worst VSclones
Anonymous No.723535330 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Brotato is the best one I played in terms of mechanics/fun for (me) personally imho.
Anonymous No.723535448 [Report] >>723535494 >>723536231 >>723536435 >>723536862 >>723537206 >>723554065 >>723561468
Anonymous No.723535494 [Report] >>723536231 >>723536435
>>723535448
VAMPCHADS THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING
I THOUGHT SURVIVORSLOP WAS BaSED AND REDPILLeD WTF!!!!!
Anonymous No.723535541 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Rogue Genesia, only game I know of that if you somehow get the exp for it you could literally get every single item in the game on a single run. Fun to just get all of the meta progression. If for some reason you are the type of faggot who can't play without a cheat engine trainer running in the background the game comes with a super casual mode that literally make it so you can't die until you complete the given run (include survival where it is in effect until after you kill the final boss). The dev understand what players want.

If you like to grind like crazy for minor meta progression then Soulstone exist. The game itself is boring as hell but if you were stuck on an island with a single game I would personally recommend Terraria or something else first but Soulstone would nevertheless last you for a good bit as a choice. Taking forever to 100% is like the only praise I can give it, maybe that is enough for some people who cares about price to time spent playing ratio.
Anonymous No.723535794 [Report] >>723537850 >>723539192
>>723534596 (OP)
Magic Survival would've taken off far earlier than Vampire Survivors if the gook devs knew the potential they had and released the game on PC instead of being Android only
Anonymous No.723536231 [Report] >>723536420 >>723536435
>>723535448
>>723535494
The Media Literacy types were onto something when they keep saying you guys have no sense of context.
Anonymous No.723536347 [Report] >>723536818 >>723540679
Pictured: Vampire Survivors and the like enjoyers
Anonymous No.723536420 [Report]
>>723536231
You might need some media literacy yourself if you think that frogpost is in earnest.
Anonymous No.723536435 [Report] >>723536479 >>723536610 >>723536651
>>723535448
>>723535494
>>723536231
Consider first that every description in this game, especially for enemies, is an over the top parody or satire. Every thing is being lampooned. It seems to you like it's celebrating trannies, but is it? Why are there no tranny survivors? Just a tranny enemy? You've acked 128k of them. Why is the game letting you murder a tranny mook?

Then if you look closely at all the AAA 'representation' of trannies, it looks even more obvious that something is amiss, and the Modern Audience has been trying to send us coded messages.
>Bazz from Concord
Absolute unit giganigga that doesn't even remotely look like a woman, or try to pass.
>Tranny kid from Hogwarts
Voice like a dude.
>Claire from CP2077
Violent, murderous, lying manipulator that tries to trick you into getting revenge for his dead husband who died during a death race where the tranny spends every race hanging out your passenger window trying to kill other racers.
>Taash from Veilguard
Emotionally unstable bully that treats everyone else like shit while hypocritically demanding others care about her pronouns. Has the understanding of sex and flirting of a child.
Anonymous No.723536479 [Report] >>723561660
>>723536435
dilate
Anonymous No.723536538 [Report] >>723537467
>>723535285
Brotato is fun. I’ve cleared 5 on some of the characters and it’s genuinely fucking difficult. You have to be consistent and can’t fuck up, one wrong move and you lose.
Anonymous No.723536610 [Report] >>723536625 >>723537145
>>723536435
>seems to you like it's celebrating trannies, but is it?
yes
jim sterling wrote it btw
Anonymous No.723536625 [Report]
>>723536610
Wut.
Anonymous No.723536651 [Report] >>723536815
>>723536435
>Why are there no tranny survivors? Just a tranny enemy?
Anonymous No.723536742 [Report] >>723537928
>>723534596 (OP)
>survivors-like
Bullet heaven*
Anonymous No.723536798 [Report] >>723536935
>>723534596 (OP)
As much as I want to say soulstone survivors is a better game, I get a bigger kick out of VS, its gonna sound retarded but the slot machine aesthetic really fucking does it for me, I wish there was a VS clone that was even more like a slot machine, maybe even with gambling elements
Anonymous No.723536815 [Report] >>723536862
>>723536651
I own the game, chucklefuck. But I'll admit to being wrong.
Anonymous No.723536818 [Report]
>>723536347
Im a bit peeved that you somehow have video of my last checkup.
Anonymous No.723536862 [Report] >>723536948
>>723536815
and there's no tranny enemies, >>723535448 is supposed to be a terf
Anonymous No.723536935 [Report] >>723537290
>>723536798
The soundtrack kicking so much ass doesn't hurt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OksbeQdXRo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFm0uBHVAL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQoWVLFytI8
Anonymous No.723536948 [Report] >>723536990
>>723536862
Uh what. No. The Witches are the Terfs. That things a troonn.
Anonymous No.723536990 [Report] >>723537132 >>723537378
>>723536948
okay nevermind you're retarded
Anonymous No.723537132 [Report] >>723537534
>>723536990
Nta but Giovanna is a tranny
The witches are normal women who reject Giovanna because he's a dude hence the lore saying " LE sigh, maybe one day they'll learn anyone can be a heckin valid sassy girlboss "
Anonymous No.723537145 [Report]
>>723536610
I still can’t fucking believe that guy trooned out.
Anonymous No.723537206 [Report] >>723537258 >>723537294 >>723537385 >>723538710 >>723563469
>>723535448
as an italian this is meant to poke fun at trannies not celebrate them, as always /v/ is averse to irony
Anonymous No.723537258 [Report] >>723537568
>>723537206
>I'm Italian so I can speak on this
Too bad Jim sterling, who isn't Italian, and is trans wrote that
Anonymous No.723537290 [Report] >>723537738
>>723536935
the soundtrack goes criminally hard for such dead brained game, i'll be honest
Anonymous No.723537294 [Report] >>723537487
>>723537206
it's making fun of terfs not trannies
Anonymous No.723537327 [Report] >>723537552
Brotato is still excellent

Deep Rock Survivor scratches that itch and I learn recently you can apparently overcrit. Playing acid and fire never gets old

Been playing nimrod but am still on the fence but it has a few funny ideas like an attachment making your bullet circle around you
Anonymous No.723537330 [Report] >>723537552
>>723534596 (OP)
Holocure is surprisingly decent and i dont know anything about vtubers
Anonymous No.723537378 [Report]
>>723536990
Are you serious?
Anonymous No.723537385 [Report] >>723538543
>>723537206
what, are italians supposed to be the authority on troonery or something
Anonymous No.723537436 [Report] >>723539000
Crimsonland is still better.
Anonymous No.723537467 [Report] >>723555009
>>723536538
Yeah I ended up doing them all on D5 and it was a very interesting challenge.
Anonymous No.723537487 [Report] >>723537637
>>723537294
It's making fun of all of those retards.
Anonymous No.723537534 [Report] >>723537562
>>723537132
wooow really? no way
Anonymous No.723537552 [Report] >>723537618 >>723537695
>>723537330
Looked into it, and it looks cute as fuck, and it's free. Probably has microtransactions, though.
>>723537327
What is that image? Deep Rock Survivor?
Looks kinda cool, actually.
Anonymous No.723537562 [Report]
>>723537534
Yeah my dad told me after he died
Anonymous No.723537568 [Report]
>>723537258
It sure doesn’t read like anything a woman would write.
Anonymous No.723537618 [Report] >>723537656
>>723537552
>Probably has microtransactions
nope
Anonymous No.723537637 [Report]
>>723537487
yeah...
Anonymous No.723537656 [Report] >>723560992 >>723561096
>>723537618
>nope
Huh. Is Gura in it? I'm fairly sure Korone (my favorite little foul-mouthed engrishing drunk) is in it.
Anonymous No.723537695 [Report] >>723537804
>>723537552
Yeah deep rock survivor looks the best out of the bunch. Probably the priciest but I still love it. 98% of the weapons are viable.
Anonymous No.723537708 [Report]
I like Deep Rock Galactic Survivor.
Anonymous No.723537717 [Report] >>723542037
>>723534596 (OP)
>>723535091
The trends already over, megabonk went viral because le cute and quirky aesthetic but people will get bored of it in a week and its 10$ price point was very affordable as well. Its just FOTW slop. Cant think of last vampire survivors clone that was as popular besides holocure which only becomes relevant during an update for a week.
Anonymous No.723537738 [Report]
>>723537290
It's probably the reason I'm most interested in the planned fall update, I want to hear possible new tracks.
Anonymous No.723537759 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
I've played this for 10 hours and never wanna touch this slop "gaming genre" again
Anonymous No.723537804 [Report] >>723537924
>>723537695
Looked into it. $15. Steep starting price compared to the competition, but the trailers on the store page make it look really good.
Though with that said, VS comes with a deceptively massive amount of content for just the base game, and the DLCs add a lot of value, too.
Anonymous No.723537828 [Report]
For me it's
Halls of Torment
Deep Rock Galactic Survivor
Yet Another Zombie Survivor
VS
Brotato and Megabonk I haven't played enough to properly rate but they would not be high on the list.
Anonymous No.723537850 [Report] >>723549341
>>723535794
I genuinely don't understand why people play those games on PC
Anonymous No.723537924 [Report] >>723537997
>>723537804
Maybe pirate it first. Pretty sure the weekly dives aren't online but time dependent. 9 dollars seems the lowest price. As I said pricey but it scratches my itch. Tho it can be grindy at first to unlock the weapons, so much so I used another one's savefile to finish my collection
Anonymous No.723537928 [Report]
>>723536742
>Bullet heaven*
good one
Anonymous No.723537940 [Report] >>723538006 >>723538278
VS isn't exactly my favorite genre, but of the games I've tried from it, that game manages to be the best with gameplay. It's all thanks to how ridiculous you can make your build thanks to all the weapon evolutions or combining, none of the other games I've tried has managed to do it as well. Megabonk especially, the memes are whatever but the weapons in it are just not as fun to use.
Anonymous No.723537997 [Report]
>>723537924
I'll slap it onto my wishlist, and keep an eye on it during sales. By that time I'll likely be finished with VS.
Anonymous No.723538006 [Report]
>>723537940
I like the bestiary entry for the Reaper palette swap who has the power to make it so you can't see the screen, and the joke that it doesn't even matter from all the particle effects the player is already making.
Anonymous No.723538096 [Report] >>723555301 >>723573003
>>723535091
My issue with megabonk so far is all other characters seem to be garbage compared to the skateboard skeleton and if you don't get projectile tome within the first two level ups you may as well restart. Vampire Surviors seemed to have at least better balanced weapons, in megabonk half of it is absolute crap.
Anonymous No.723538187 [Report] >>723538228 >>723538639 >>723538730 >>723539132 >>723541669
>>723534596 (OP)
Is Vampire Survivors just a stripped down, simplified ARPG diablo-like?
Anonymous No.723538228 [Report]
>>723538187
I think it's more like tower defense, but you're mobile.
Anonymous No.723538238 [Report]
bullet heavens reveal their hedonism very soon. influencers just prolong public interest. it's already dead tbqf
Anonymous No.723538241 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Holocure was pretty fun and free. Honestly don't feel the need to try others the formula gets stale especially after playing other roguelites of other genres that still operate off the RNG build risk reward rush
Anonymous No.723538278 [Report] >>723538364
>>723537940
I didn't like VS at first but it is easily the best with the most content at this point. Every other game that gets shit out in this genre is lucky to get a single content update after launch.
Anonymous No.723538361 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
I tried every popular VS-like. The best ones are the original Vampire Survivors and Brotato, by far. Everything else is a clone made by people with a poor understanding of game design.
Anonymous No.723538364 [Report]
>>723538278
I would not be surprised if VS ends up the Terraria of its genre, as in it will be getting content updates years from now still while "Vampire Survivors-killer!!!" after another pops up and dies out.
Anonymous No.723538543 [Report] >>723540967
>>723537385
The game is full of extremely dumb humor only an Italian could understand some random examples
>One of the character is called the Italian equivalent of "Titty DoggyStylegee"
>All the Belmont clones are named "Nice Town" because Belmont sounds like "Nice Mountain" in Italian
>All the alucard clones are a variety of Italian swear words
>Some characters are named after Italian celebrities and memes
>One of the stage is named after an Italian meme
>The same stage has a castlevaniash remix of famous Naples song "Funiculi Funicula"
>All the secret characters are named after Italian varieties of cheese
>One character is named after Yatterman because Yatterman was one of the of the earliest animes brought to Italy
>One of the DLC character actual name is "Big Farts"
>One of the DLC character is named "My Balls"
That said, I don't think that was meant to mock trannies, they found the opportunity to get in the "industry" graces by letting Jim take a big fat dump on their game using stolen Konami assets, and it actually landed them a permission to make it a proper Castlevania game, that's the actual disgusting truth
Anonymous No.723538639 [Report]
>>723538187
Kind of? I think there's more to it. I always had an issue with VS in that their were few abilities you could activate (spells, skillshots etc) and at first I thought then it would just be an ARPG with that.

But I think one of the core components is also

1. Near endless arena to move through
2. Combat never ends.

I started this thread because Im looking for games that build on VS to be more... I dunno less stripped down. Or maybe just to see what I missed out on. Theres so many I find one and then another and they both look great but maybe not the best?
Anonymous No.723538710 [Report]
>>723537206
>as a shitalian i know better what this text written in english means
Anonymous No.723538730 [Report] >>723557547
>>723538187
Imagine playing Diablo if you moved 5 times as slower, the game did everything for you and you spent 15 minutes doing nothing every run
Anonymous No.723538809 [Report] >>723539034
Only took 5 posts before people started debating about trannies
Anonymous No.723538935 [Report] >>723539449 >>723539629 >>723539814 >>723576662
for me it's death must die and yet another zombie survivors
Anonymous No.723539000 [Report]
>>723537436
Crimsonland is a twin-stick shooter. The whole point of VS-like is that you only control movement.
Anonymous No.723539034 [Report]
>>723538809
First day on /v/?
Anonymous No.723539097 [Report] >>723539314
>>723534596 (OP)
I like vampire survivors but it's just too easy to break now so it makes it really dull
Chicken darkana, level up drops darkana and fireworks pretty much just shatter the game
But the opposite issue is in the similar games, it's a fucking nightmare to even try to do that because there's so much fucking garbage you have to shift through and by the time you can filter anything you've already exhausted most the game
Anonymous No.723539132 [Report] >>723539674
>>723538187
It's just gambling. Gameplay amounts to moving very slowly towards maybe 2 or 3 stage pickups but otherwise it plays itself and you're just chasing the dragon, fishing and rigging for rolls.
Anonymous No.723539192 [Report]
>>723535794
i was so confused when vampire survivors took off having played this mobile game
Anonymous No.723539314 [Report]
>>723539097
It's kind of neat how willing it is to let you break the game as open as you want. You want to be invincible forever? Here's Sigma/Victory Sword. You want more money than God? Have a Sammy. Want to fix your rolls? Have the ability to banish any item you want from the pool. Want to watch the framerate choke itself to death? Have we mentioned Sammy?
Anonymous No.723539449 [Report]
>>723538935
Death must die was boring as shit when I played but thanks for the chocolate babe
Anonymous No.723539490 [Report] >>723540792
>>723534596 (OP)
I'm playing Ball x Pit right now and it's pretty neat. It feels like Vampire Survivors, if it was a Breakout game with some bullet hell elements.
Anonymous No.723539528 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Risk of Rain
Risk of Rain 2
Anonymous No.723539629 [Report]
>>723538935
GORILLA WOMEN OWE ME CUDDLES (and sex)
Anonymous No.723539674 [Report] >>723540085
>>723539132
Gambling in what way? What is the currency being bet?
Anonymous No.723539814 [Report]
>>723538935
developement is too slow but it's still a decent one, except it needs way more enemies and randomness to them. too scripted for my taste.
Anonymous No.723539817 [Report] >>723540280 >>723540359
>>723534596 (OP)
this shit is pretty much the ground floor of fruit to pick
needs no complex code
needs no balance
needs no level design
the only thing you need is serviceable graphics and lot machine sounds
Anonymous No.723539819 [Report] >>723540058
>>723534596 (OP)
Idk if any of you have tried it, but there's a VS clone in the Steam Nextfes called Hell Maiden that's really impressed me with how high quality it us.
Anonymous No.723540058 [Report]
>>723539819
The graphics were pretty much the best thing about it from what I tried. It feels somehow like you are even slower than in VS, and the enemy balance at start feels weird since you can't instakill the first enemy type with one attack. The weapon upgrade system shows some promise but it did not feel as impactful like it does in VS unfortunately.
Anonymous No.723540085 [Report] >>723540249 >>723540398
>>723539674
Your time on this earth
Anonymous No.723540249 [Report]
>>723540085
Anonymous No.723540280 [Report] >>723540356 >>723540473
>>723539817
I know it's great right? I think I might buy one. Most of them have demo's and I'm gonna go get my dopamine hits in. It's gonna take me a few weekends probably just to sort through them all and figure which one I like most. This thread can't come to a conclusion because theyre all valid flavors. Evber single one mentioned in here looks like a nice way to sink ten hours into easily.
Anonymous No.723540312 [Report] >>723540350 >>723540502 >>723540680 >>723542246 >>723549942 >>723550149
The concept is literally asks for a based & redpilled version of the genre.

>white man/woman character
>fighting continously growing hordes of niggers, leftists and trannies
>can be set in Britain, France, Sweden or USA

just code it and become a trillionaire
Anonymous No.723540350 [Report] >>723540467
>>723540312
So why aren't you making it?
Anonymous No.723540352 [Report]
The only VS clone I played was the one the Nikke devs threw together last year(?). I don't get the appeal, it seems like it's designed for people that like dopamine without substance.
Anonymous No.723540356 [Report]
>>723540280
I enjoyed just going blind into Vampire Survivors. Didn't have any of the DLC until Castlevania happened, so just base game with updates.
Anonymous No.723540359 [Report]
>>723539817
>needs no balance
That is incorrect. Vampire Survivors actually has really good balance, which it then lets you destroy using metaprogression.
Anonymous No.723540398 [Report] >>723540653
>>723540085
Remember son being depressed is gay and not a personality
Anonymous No.723540467 [Report] >>723540532
>>723540350
I'm a brainlet, coding is a high iq thing.
Anonymous No.723540473 [Report]
>>723540280
There is literally zero reasons to play any of the VS clones, since they do the same thing but worse. It's only worth it if they change up the structure, and the best one to do that is Brotato.
Anonymous No.723540502 [Report]
>>723540312
/agdg/ already made a chud VS-like.
Anonymous No.723540532 [Report]
>>723540467
I would dare assume then that your trillion dollar idea is also as much of a dollarlet.
Anonymous No.723540571 [Report] >>723540637 >>723540707
This thread reminded myself that /v/ have shit taste. Only two people even mention a non-streamer game in this whole thread. Do you guys even play video games?
Anonymous No.723540637 [Report]
>>723540571
please give me a good game, I need your approval
Anonymous No.723540653 [Report]
>>723540398
I'm just trying it out for a lil bit, ok?
I can quit being depressed any time I want.
Anonymous No.723540679 [Report]
>>723536347
me in irl life
Anonymous No.723540680 [Report] >>723540779
>>723540312
>we are all so le heckin racist xD
>so based haha epic win internet bro
Seriously, have some decorum.
Anonymous No.723540707 [Report]
>>723540571
I've played so many vidya, kind of scary to think about it.
Anonymous No.723540721 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Holocure
>reeee vtubers I'm so mad reee
Holocure
Anonymous No.723540779 [Report]
>>723540680
I have a plant on my shelf and some displate on the wall, is that ok?
Anonymous No.723540790 [Report] >>723541006 >>723541201
A million clones and they all suck compared to vampire survivors. They are all either clunky and poorly balanced or a slot machine with zero strategy involved
Anonymous No.723540792 [Report]
>>723539490
The real meat it seems is the town management, having to harvest only once after a run is killing me
Anonymous No.723540913 [Report] >>723541529
for me it's Picayune Dreams, schizo art, hard as fuck, interesting story
Anonymous No.723540967 [Report] >>723562479
>>723538543
>reddit game
: |

>il juego redditto, editione italiano
: O mamma mia!
Anonymous No.723541006 [Report]
>>723540790
I found the OG one lacking in depth though. The DLC for VS looks much like the same same. Are their any that can redeem the genre?
Anonymous No.723541201 [Report] >>723541324
>>723540790
Did you play Brotato?
Anonymous No.723541205 [Report] >>723541385 >>723541476 >>723542928 >>723545196 >>723545320 >>723565564
what the FUCK have redditfags been building /v/

is this a fucking MMR bracket? Does making survivor games also have a battlepass?

https://survivorslikes.com/sort-section/ranked/
Anonymous No.723541324 [Report]
>>723541201
will at some point but the artstyle gives me a headache
Anonymous No.723541385 [Report] >>723565564
>>723541205
tried halls of torment after seeing it so high on the list and my god it's fucking boring and uninspired
Anonymous No.723541476 [Report] >>723541719 >>723541909 >>723542859 >>723551428
>>723541205
Anonymous No.723541529 [Report]
>>723540913
this is the best one, because it's both a survival and a bullet hell
Anonymous No.723541669 [Report]
>>723538187
It's a roguelikevania
Anonymous No.723541719 [Report] >>723541782
>>723541476
>make list about X
>add things that are not X
>"this is not like X"
Anonymous No.723541734 [Report] >>723541851
Holocure is... interesting to say the least. It's basically a Vampire Saviors knock-off. Like almost 1:1.
Anonymous No.723541780 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
>e original is objectively just a lazy shitpost, it is easily overshadowed by basically any imitator, even other shitposts oftentimes.
You haven't played either so shut your whore mouth
Anonymous No.723541782 [Report] >>723542218
>>723541719
it is so retarded it 180 back to being funny
Anonymous No.723541820 [Report]
>>723535157
spbp
Anonymous No.723541851 [Report]
>>723541734
okay one of the weapons is a butt-plug
Anonymous No.723541909 [Report]
>>723541476
i mean i can kind of get path of exile devolving into basically what is vampire survivors later on but everything else here is insane
although i guess this is what happens when we live in a timeline where "roguelike" become a common term that meant literally nothing, so why wouldn't "suvivors-likes"
Anonymous No.723542037 [Report]
>>723537717
Cope
Anonymous No.723542218 [Report]
>>723541782
I dunno about that man the discord is kind insane. They wanna wrangle the beast too
Anonymous No.723542246 [Report]
>>723540312
I mean, there's Angry Goy 2, it's a twin-stick shooter but you might like it.
Anonymous No.723542493 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Megabonk is pretty fun, but there's a lot of things keeping it from being near the top
>Pretty much half of the weapons are useless
>Banishing stuff doesn't let you pick something else afterwards and just wastes a level
>Tier 3 bosses are just total fucking ass
>Only two (2) maps
Anonymous No.723542712 [Report] >>723542743 >>723542764
I fucking hate megashit so fucking much. Redditslop slopslop trooncore troonslop trannysim moveslop idleslop redditcore numberslop poopslop """"""""""""""""""""""""""game""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Anonymous No.723542743 [Report]
>>723542712
more buzzwords!
Anonymous No.723542764 [Report]
>>723542712
Are you drunk?
Anonymous No.723542859 [Report]
>>723541476
made by a tranny btw
Anonymous No.723542928 [Report] >>723543831
>>723541205
Unc reading the AI post like "/v/rok is dis real????"
Anonymous No.723543831 [Report] >>723545096
>>723542928
It's not ai though (okay maybe they had it code up the website part), but there's multiple discord channels with long post histories meticulously fine tuning their categorization algo to pin down what a survivor-like is. And the person doing it (for 2 years) is a she/they lol. Fucking perfect.
Anonymous No.723544954 [Report] >>723559837
>>723534596 (OP)
>Vampire Survivors was released in OCT 2022, 3 years ago
This doesn't sound right.
Anonymous No.723545006 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Holocure
Anonymous No.723545096 [Report] >>723545319
>>723543831
You're a fucking retard who can't tell what AI is.
Anonymous No.723545196 [Report]
>>723541205
>doesn't even have Crafty Survivors
>but has Dwarf Fortress for no reason
fucking disgusting quirky retards
Anonymous No.723545319 [Report] >>723545918
>>723545096
Teach me, how is it AI?
Anonymous No.723545320 [Report] >>723560457
>>723541205
>no Sexy Mystic Survivors
Anonymous No.723545413 [Report] >>723547229
>another tranny discussion day on /v/
>day 6625 (consecutive)
Anonymous No.723545417 [Report] >>723569152
Megabonk is easily my favorite from the movement alone, but right now it's a bit too barebones.
It needs
>more maps
>buff shittier characters
>buff like 90% of the weapons (game is way too item reliant)
>possibly add static items to maps
>add weapon/tome combos (like vsurv)
And it would be really great.
Bhopping is just too fun and is for chads, none of the 2ds or isos will ever beat that.

My best run so far and it was absolutely fucking garbage on tier 1 with getting almost not a single good item until tier 2, but then all of a sudden I got the best luck in the world and ended up in the top 1000. The crummy part is knowing if I just had a little better luck or vendors on the tier 1 map I probably would have got into the top 5 on the leaderboard.
Anonymous No.723545443 [Report] >>723566236
>>723534596 (OP)
>So /v/, what is the best survivors-like clone or influenced game out right now in YOUR opinion?
>Yet Another Zombie Survivors
>TerraTech Legion
>Doomsday Fodder
>Nimrods
>Rogue: Genesia
>Jotunnslayer: Hordes of Hel
>Halls of Torment
>Conquest Dark
>Be My Horde
>Void Scrappers
>Survivors of the Dawn
>Vampire Survivors
Of the ones I've played I'd rank them in that order with YAZS being the best. VS just feels like shit to play despite its weapon combination/evolution mechanic.
Anonymous No.723545825 [Report]
Is there any as good as VS in terms of 'here's a shitload of things to unlock'

I tried Brotato but it was boring as fuck since 99% of playthroughs are the same
Anonymous No.723545918 [Report] >>723546040 >>723546338
>>723545319
Learn fucking English. Read fucking books.
Anonymous No.723546040 [Report]
>>723545918
Rude.
I'll ask ChatGPT instead.
Anonymous No.723546338 [Report]
>>723545918
I don't see how Kama Sutra is going to help anon. Or the colloquial language of fornication.
Anonymous No.723546813 [Report] >>723546938
zoomers:
>why does everybody hate us
also zoomers:
>>723534596 (OP)
>>723535157
>original
>clones
Bro there were arena warcraft3 maps and zombie grinder games like 20 years before this dumb meme game. Not even getting into arcade games...
Anonymous No.723546938 [Report] >>723547041
>>723546813
>Bro there were arena warcraft3 maps and zombie grinder games like 20 years before this dumb meme game. Not even getting into arcade games...
Anonymous No.723547041 [Report]
>>723546938
>lil timmy can't even horizontally flip a picture so his post makes sense
Anonymous No.723547229 [Report]
>>723545413
Whining will continue until conditions improve.
Anonymous No.723547479 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
I wont say its the best since I haven't played many survivor types, but Death Must Die was pretty enjoyable
Anonymous No.723547980 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Megabonk absolutely nails the formula. Wish it had more levels, though, but game design wise it's much better than VS.
Anonymous No.723548394 [Report]
ball x pit is very fun
I love fusions
every time a game lets you combine 2 things to make 1 stronger thing with properties of both of them, im interested
Anonymous No.723549192 [Report]
>>723535195
the correct answer
Anonymous No.723549334 [Report] >>723550173
I played Vampire Survivors for 18 hours before I came to my senses and realized that I was stuck in one of the most mindless activities I have ever devoted my life to. I deleted the game and wrote a negative review on Steam explaining that it's basically digital addiction, where you get stuck in a task that requires no skill, decision-making, or thinking, purely a mechanical quest for more numbers and unlocking more junk.
People who make superficial criticisms of video games, equating them to addictions, have never been right, except in the case of Vampire Survivors, the most degenerate game ever released, something that is objectively bad for humanity.
Anonymous No.723549341 [Report] >>723551549
>>723537850
What do you mean you fucking idiot am I supposed to hate big screens, my gamepad, and Steam for no reason all of a sudden? Why would I buy this 10 dollar game on my phone? Are you mexican?
Anonymous No.723549398 [Report]
i think holocure is the best and it's free
Anonymous No.723549631 [Report]
Not playing holocoom, because all random anime girls look the same and are anti-hype desu
Anonymous No.723549747 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
picayune dreams
Anonymous No.723549782 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
I like my games to have gameplay, so i have no interest in "walking around enemies while watching effects happen without any input from me" simulators.
Anonymous No.723549942 [Report]
>>723540312
that's basically what muslim massacre was. was a popular enough game to get a wikipedia page if nothing else
Anonymous No.723550031 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
>Survivor clones
Do shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.723550149 [Report]
>>723540312
>WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE! FUCK LOW IQ COLOREDS!
>too dumb to code
>too poor to pay someone to code
There's a good reason all nationalists are historical losers.
Anonymous No.723550173 [Report] >>723550385 >>723551840 >>723560862
>>723549334
Vampire Survivors isn't unique or special in any way in this regard, it's just got the mask completely stripped off. Virtually any "gameplay first" videogame is trying to nail the same part of your brain that VS is targeted at.
Anonymous No.723550316 [Report]
I wish they'd add things like quests or bigger goals to the game, but otherwise it's still really simple but I enjoy it
Anonymous No.723550385 [Report] >>723551342
>>723550173
Post 5 "gameplay first" videogames that scratch the same itch.
Anonymous No.723550917 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
I stopped playing this game when HoloCure came out and I haven't bothered trying any of the other ones.
Kind of curious about Megabonk though.
Anonymous No.723551303 [Report]
Anonymous No.723551342 [Report] >>723551428 >>723551465 >>723554156
>>723550385
Call of Duty, especially 4
World of Warcraft
Warthunder
Symphony of the Night, metroidvanias in general
Dark Souls
any ARPG - Diablo, PoE, etc

These games have lots of layers of abstraction that make it easier to accept. But what VS is going for - the insanely basic loop of making numbers go up so you get stuff that makes different numbers go up, with an element of gambling/randomness so you can't fully know what's going to happen next - is the same basic concept any of those games, and many more have, except completely torn down to the studs. If you really wanted to I feel you could almost define games by how many layers of abstraction are between them and the most basic core of what makes 'compelling' (addictive) gameplay.
Anonymous No.723551428 [Report]
>>723551342
are you the owner of this website? >>723541476
Anonymous No.723551465 [Report]
>>723551342
>yo bro play that tank PvP game, it totally does the same thing as mowing down hordes of enemies while progressively getting stronger
You're genuinely retarded.
Anonymous No.723551549 [Report]
>>723549341
>am I supposed to hate big screens, my gamepad, and Steam for no reason all of a sudden?
What the fuck are you talking about you retard. I meant that its a better experience on mobile than PC.
Survivor games are just time killers while I am doing nothing anon. Its there to kill time while waging, or on public transports, or while on the shitter. Do you fucking NEED your gamepad or sitting straight on a chair for a gameplay of just moving your character around? Mind you, you don't even need to be precise like in a real bullet hell. This is a game made to shut your brain and see numbers go up/open new shit. I can do that more freely on my phone while lying down than in front of a screen.
>10 dollars
Its free on mobile nigga.
Anonymous No.723551840 [Report] >>723552969
>>723550173
>Virtually any "gameplay first" videogame is trying to nail the same part of your brain that VS is targeted at.
The difference is that basically every video game puts you in control. Vampire Survivors is the opposite: it controls you. It's basically a virtual drug. In exchange for ephemeral pleasure, you surrender yourself and begin to mechanically reproduce a mindless activity completely devoid of any value: it is not intellectually interesting, it is not interesting in terms of command execution, it is not interesting in terms of manual responses and reflexes, it is not even interesting artistically since the graphics are pure garbage (the music is acceptable if you like references to old games.).
To think that the same can be said for all games is complete ignorance about this medium. Unless you only know slot machine and pachinko simulators, then you have no excuse to say that every game is like Vampire Survivors.
Anonymous No.723552969 [Report] >>723553275
>>723551840
>The difference is that basically every video game puts you in control.
Tell that to tendies and tell them not to buy new pokemon game. Basically our thesis fails apart at first sentence.
Anonymous No.723553275 [Report]
>>723552969
?
You are put in control in pokemon games dude what are you on about.
You pick the attacks the monsters use.
Anonymous No.723553280 [Report] >>723574923
These games are misunderstood by literally everybody including the developers.

The appeal comes from daisy chaining multiple strategies into a run such that you finish several quests at once, sometimes simultaneously.

It has nothing to do with "meta progression" either. It's the fact that you're given an extremely broad checklist and can tackle it in a borderline non linear fashion. Survivorlikes are unironically super replayable because of how open ended they are.
Anonymous No.723553336 [Report]
Anonymous No.723554065 [Report]
>>723535448
so you get to play as a tranny killing women?
Anonymous No.723554156 [Report]
>>723551342
Games that have a set beginning and ending like most metroidvanias can't be included in the list, you are dishonest.
Anonymous No.723554413 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Funnily enough, Foscari is what made me quit the game despite loving the game and first dlc to bits.
Fuck maps that takes away my visibility.
Anonymous No.723555009 [Report] >>723562718
>>723537467
How did you beat ranger 5? That shit grinds my gears. The guy dies in one hit and I get to 17-18 consistently but there is an item i am selling that I’m not supposed to or something. Crossbow for ranged damage but he’s just so fucking squishy. Compared to the tank characters that just roll through like it’s nothing because they scale better.
Anonymous No.723555149 [Report]
I've never played Vampire Survivors, but at least a dozen H-games that use its formula
Anonymous No.723555301 [Report]
>>723538096
>skateboard skeleton
I mean, he's fast, but other characters also get fun bonuses. Spaceman's XP gain is ridiculous
Anonymous No.723556002 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Time Survivors.
Anonymous No.723557547 [Report]
>>723538730
so diablo games from 2 onwards
Anonymous No.723559837 [Report]
>>723544954
Because it's been in early access for like two years
Anonymous No.723559915 [Report]
The vtuber one.
Anonymous No.723560213 [Report]
DRG:S is by far the most complete. It feels like an actual game rather than a survivor meme
I'm not sure if BALL x PIT fills the bill, but it's just as addictive
Anonymous No.723560432 [Report] >>723564559
I still enjoy Ode to Castelvania the most of out of the all the garlic-likes that I've played
what a great fucking expansion, you can tell this dude loves the series more than Konami has in 20 damn years
Anonymous No.723560457 [Report]
>>723545320
The games shit and its abandoned.
Anonymous No.723560747 [Report]
I like holocure
I don't really have any interest in vtuber stuff but I've cranked my hog to a couple of the girls.
Anonymous No.723560846 [Report]
holocure because i prefer twin stick gameplay
Anonymous No.723560862 [Report]
>>723550173
Sure, if you consider someone jangling keys before face to be gameplay.
One reason I could never get into these games is because the concept of purified brainrot repulsed me
Anonymous No.723560992 [Report]
>>723537656
i don't know when the next update is
Anonymous No.723561096 [Report]
>>723537656
Yeah, Gura's one of the starting characters. Fauna is my favorite to play as.
Anonymous No.723561468 [Report]
>>723535448
>based anon just wants to show off that he killed 130,000 tranny mages
>retarded brown tourists playing the "jaja i less browner than u" game that is their only contribution to internet discourse
Anonymous No.723561660 [Report]
>>723536479
8
Anonymous No.723562479 [Report]
>>723540967
Right? It fucking sucks
Anonymous No.723562718 [Report]
>>723555009
shit's easy, don't fall for the crossbow meme it doesn't attack fast enough and ranger has enough damage already
just do shotguns or smgs
Anonymous No.723563469 [Report]
>>723537206
I only listen to Italians; thank you for clearing this up for me.
Anonymous No.723564559 [Report]
>>723560432
>when you obtain the Black Disc
>when you realize there's more to do
>when you realize there's MORE to do
Anonymous No.723564973 [Report] >>723568387
>>723534596 (OP)
Anonymous No.723564981 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Brotato is the goat of pure survivor-like.
DRG: Survivor is my personal #1 because of graphics, charm (tm), and length+replayability.
death must die is a neat (but short) little diablo esque survivor. very fun
Anonymous No.723565059 [Report] >>723568385
I thought this was good for a few sessions.
Anonymous No.723565278 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
I like Picayune Dreams
Hell Maiden released its demo and it was fun as well.

I don't really mind these top-down arcade auto-battlers. If someone can do something creative with them instead of just loot box unlockables and picking up coins then that's good.
Anonymous No.723565360 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Death must die mogs all of them and its not even out of early access yet
Anonymous No.723565564 [Report]
>>723541205
>>723541385
I've only tried Holocure and Halls of Torment, these sorts of games get old REALLY fast and quickly devolve into unlockable/character grinds, it's such an obnoxious "genre", I guess it must be nice for listening to a podcast or some shit
Anonymous No.723565719 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
The only one I like is 20 Minutes 'til Dawn because you actually play the game instead of just walking around and choosing upgrades.
Anonymous No.723566157 [Report]
Army of Ruin, Keeper's Toll, and Spirit Hunters were some similar games I have not seen mentioned. I enjoyed them.
Anonymous No.723566236 [Report]
>>723545443
>Survivors of the Dawn
>Note: The last update made by the developers was over 12 months ago.
lol
Anonymous No.723567714 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
I like my games to have gameplay so ive never touched a survivor like
Anonymous No.723568105 [Report]
I always wonder about all those newground games forgotten to time if there isn't a hidden gem there that can be revived nowadays and make millions, even angry birds was pretty much this
Anonymous No.723568385 [Report] >>723568558 >>723569209
>>723565059
This looks neat. Worth the $10?
Anonymous No.723568387 [Report]
>>723564973
>6 men
>7 men
Anonymous No.723568558 [Report]
>>723568385
no, it's porn game
Anonymous No.723568815 [Report]
these are mine, im never gonna get vampire survivors, looks like shit to me plus they have a bunch of dlcs

imy fave is death must die(213 hours)
soulstone survivors has alot of chars but havent put enough hours into it
hell clock was interesting at first but i didnt like the direction it went
Anonymous No.723568976 [Report] >>723569150
>survivors-like
the term is isaac-like
Anonymous No.723569150 [Report]
>>723568976
Thougheverbeit it plays nothing like isaac, howeveritmaygo.
Anonymous No.723569152 [Report]
>>723545417
Megabonk feels like that tech demo that has the potential to be the best if it actually got more meaningful content and retweaked its items and had actual synergies and shit.
Anonymous No.723569157 [Report]
>>723535157
The original. That being magic survival which has far more depth than vampire survivors
Anonymous No.723569198 [Report]
can we please get more risk of rain clones
Anonymous No.723569209 [Report]
>>723568385
You might get 5 hours out of it if you don't read up on meta builds.
Anonymous No.723569320 [Report] >>723569456
>>723534596 (OP)
VS didn't invent anythign new. It just distilled a decade of shallow roguelite(read: low skill requiring action games with minor rng in map rotation and loot drop) slop through the eyes of a gambling industry worker.
Anonymous No.723569336 [Report]
these games are all pure brainrot and playing them puts you firmly in a lower class of human being
Anonymous No.723569456 [Report] >>723571254
>>723569320
>creates a new genre
>IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING NEW THOUGH
you're retarded. it's fine to not like it. it's fine to recognize that most the games it spawned are superior to the original. it's not fine to be retarded.
Anonymous No.723571129 [Report] >>723571347 >>723571461
I am gonna download and play vampire survivors tomorrow. i hope cheat engine works on it so i can play it on 5x speed because otherwise it is too slow
Anonymous No.723571165 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
>Survivor clones
Crimsonland clones. Don't be arrogant faggot
Anonymous No.723571254 [Report]
>>723569456
>copy Cimsonland
>creates a new genre
I hate faggots so much, it's unreal
Anonymous No.723571347 [Report]
>>723571129
It actually has unlockable speed options.
Anonymous No.723571352 [Report]
>>723534596 (OP)
Let's be completely and utterly real for a minute - this "trend" never really started.
Anonymous No.723571461 [Report]
>>723571129
VS has an unlock to make the game go 4x faster, I think you can just use the in-game cheat codes to unlock it right away
Anonymous No.723571564 [Report]
Holocure is free and a better experience than the inspiration, as well as every other clone I've tried. Last update added a bunch of optional minigames and management stuff for spice. Even has a fucking fleshed-out Jump King clone in it now, lmao.
Anonymous No.723573003 [Report]
>>723538096
Vampire survivors had much better balancing and RNG. Megabonk you need XP and Luck tomes or you're playing on hard mode.
Anonymous No.723574923 [Report]
>>723553280
I disagree. The appeal of these games is the same as roguelikes, to see which kind of builds you can use to beat a run.
Anonymous No.723576662 [Report] >>723578989
>>723538935
death must die is abandonware plus I only saw negative reviews after chapter 2 updates
Anonymous No.723578989 [Report]
>>723576662
no it isnt, they added act 3 back in april

act 3 had annoying bosses that obv got more balanced and theres always negative reviews over a game getting a new update and new players being shit at a game