Thread 723540063

>>723540561
Bobr kurwa

>>723540642
that's an otter
this is a beaver

>>723540690
>just eats him alive
wow

>>723540660
Alright who dropped the cheese puffs?

>>723540561
This is rape !

>>723540690
Beavers are wholesome critters
>monogamous
>build generational households
>extremely industrious

>>723540561
Off to the rape dungeon!

DORONJO
TONZURA
BOYACKY

>>723540561
i love otters now

post more skunks

>>723540063 (OP)
I fucking love Doronjo and Doronjo accessories

>>723540063 (OP)
Starter Pokémon. Who are you guys picking?

>>723540918
Gluttonous beasts

>>723541115
this is me when i am a beaver and eat wood

beaber

>>723540063 (OP)
they are doing the best they can

>>723540063 (OP)
Possums are one of the most timid and harmless creatures out there.

>>723541332
skunk :)

>>723540690
Someone post the webm of a beaver struggling to carry multiple vegetables.

>>723541332
too many animals

>>723541463
why did he viciously attack the other bobr

>>723541571
nigga he's nuts

>never seen or smelled a skunk my entire life
>didn't think much of them
>suddenly they'd spray the neighborhood or my house every week or so for months sometimes within a few days
>leaving the windows open at night is a gamble
>fucking hate them now
Either that's a lot of emergencies or they don't actually need to preserve their stink spray

>>723541686
skunk probably got scared or fought some other animal and brapped everywhere

>>723540561
KWAB

>>723540063 (OP)
boss em, possum, and awesome

>>723540561
It's all over for that cat.

>>723541115
You would be too if you spent all day building and maintaining dams.

>>723541085
based

>>723540561
staged af

>>723541739
is there a more blatant yatterman trio reference in a game? that one even matches up the colors and the funny hats

>>723540063 (OP)
Why are groups of 3s always the most memorable?

>>723542014
Leave it to beaver!

>>723541571
Purely socioeconomic factors

>>723541571
>>723541463
mkultra mindcontrol

>>723542014
>When you’re encumbered and the nearest shop is only a short distance away

>>723541332
Cute!

>>723541115
imagine how divine that feels, to chew what is essentially gum, except it also trims your teeth

>>723542224
Nom :3

>>723541840
Unbelievable footage. Looks almost like it was choreographed.

>There are giant rodents who fell trees and use those trees to build dams to block off water
you expect me to believe this?

>>723542495
no, mr. pond, i expect you to dry

>>723542495
Just go to the woods if you don't believe it.

>>723540561
We all agree now that there's something in the processed foods that induce sexual deviancy, right?

>just go into the woods lol you won't get your skin eaten trust me :^)
yeah right

we need more video games featuring beavers

>>723542676
Nah, mammals are just that naturally disgusting.

>>723542676
No.

>>723542298
>You are overencumbered

>>723541332
Me returning to the Chao Garden after beating Radical Highway for the 9001st time.

>>723540063 (OP)
>game is co-op only

>>723542669
WHAT AN ASSHOLE

>>723542082
I guess 3 is enough to properly complement each other but still little enough to make them distinct.

>>723541115
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE HANDS?

>>723542082
Omne trinum est perfectum

I unironically shoot shitcoons with a BB gun every time they come around, not even trying to be edgy.

>>723542669
WHAT AN ALPHA

>>723542756
>Nah, mammals are just that naturally disgusting.

>>723542535
very underrated joke

>>723543317
nothing wrong with defending your property, coons had it coming

>>723542676
Chemical companies don't trust science that isn't theirs.

>>723542535
good one

>>723542676
No but there is something that's making people like you retarded.

>>723542535
You win the thread.

>>723542676
this has always been the case

>>723540918
They are also struggling with demographic and extinction, they are animal version of polish people

>>723543702
>implying they didnt make a massive comeback

>>723541332
POV: you are a Disney princess

>>723542495
And they have a gland in their ass that is extremely rare and expensive.

>>723543216
Primates and rodents evolved from the same branch.

>>723543875
And there's the attention seeking toxotranny.

>>723543696
ohhhhh that's why they're called indian elephants

>>723542014
Polish man walking out of biedronka

need armadillo vids

>>723542031
Who was first in this trend? Yatterman or calendar man?

>>723543925
low test brownoid

>>723543986
the three stooges

>>723544008
>low test
The "toxochad" in question. https://files.catbox.moe/52htvf.webm

>>723541115
Wow, he is literally me.

>>723544072
not clicking your links, troon.

>>723543740
What's up with North American beavers? Where did they come from?

>>723544216
NIGGA
I
G
G
A

>>723544261
You'll never believe it if I told you.

>>723544282
How did they get there though?

>>723544261
US Air force dropped them during the cold war in order to destabilize the Soviet Union

>>723543740
why does binland have american beaber

>>723544193
Here, I'll transcribe it for you.
>"toxochad" cleaning out le heckin chonker cage
>gets his ass bit in a fit of toxotransmosis rage from the rodent
>"toxochad" screams like a little girl
>begs the rodent for forgiveness
>rodent attacks the "toxochad" again anyway
>"toxochad" runs out of the room screaming like a little girl
Now you don't have to!

>>723544216
fuck that shit, that squirrel could have rabies.

>>723540063 (OP)
>choose your starter

>>723544336
Take your meds

>>723544348
It wasn't even attacking him. It was trying to get away from the dog and the guy kept freaking the fuck out.

>>723544319
I'll believe that.

>>723544385
You first and I don't mean the litter box.

>>723544261
>>723544313
>>723544334
Non-meme answer:
>European beaver population got shredded due to hunting them for their fur
>Finland wants to restore theirs
>They import Canadian beavers because Canada has beaver to spare.
>Beavers are beavers after all, Eurasian and North American beavers look almost identical and act exactly the same
Fast forward 15 years
>Scientists discover Eurasian beavers and North American beavers are actually different species
>So genetically distinct that they cant interbreed (EU beavers have 48 chromosomes, NA ones have 40)
>Now Finland has the wrong kind of beaver
Theyre trying to phase them out for Eurasian ones though.

>>723542014
fat fuck

>>723540918
is that why the br'ish nobility demanded they be turned into pelts by the leafs?

>>723544438
I wonder how the native beaver population feels about huge imports of NA beavers.

>>723541840
>>723542375
God bless this video came out long before generative AI or else I absolutely would not have believed it.

Honestly this entire website should only be sharing funny/weird webms.
There's too many trolls for any decent discussion on anything else. Even in this thread there's some nigger starting shit about cats vs. dogs or whatever. Like the animal kingdom cares about your stupid opinion.

>>723544394
i dunno man, it came back for the dog as soon as the guy tried to leave

>>723544438
>least concern

>>723541115
>that rise up as soon as the bucket's gone
Lmao

>>723544671
why did he do it bros

>>723544671
>Red Alert 2

>>723541686
You sure the neighbors arent just smoking a lot of weed?

>>723543317
Raccoons are jerks, it is true. Its their agile hands that make it so. For an animal, handedness leads to shittiness.

>>723540690
>help, my son, he's very sick

>>723544920
ANON YOU CAN'T POST THAT THIS IS A BLUE BOARD THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!

>>723542669
>Jacob Lash is an asshole

>>723542676
he's going to eat him anon
otters are predators

>>723540063 (OP)
>enemies can intrude upon your safe space

>>723540063 (OP)
>Vidya kills one of the main cast

>>723542669
You just know this was not the first time.

>>723545271
>Party Members can die permanently

>>723545271
I'm not superstitious but I have to do it. Love me mum simple as.

>>723545343
i'm not watching this. is he sleeping

>>723542535
kek

>>723545375
yeah she's sleeping and she's never waking up

>>723545375
yes

>>723545442
delete this

>>723545375
yeah, she gets up ten seconds later in the extended clip

>>723545343
WHERE ARE THE AI WIZARDS AT? Ressurect her! NOW!

Fun fact: In Zoroastrian Persia, killing a beaver or an otter was seen as worse than murdering someone.

>>723540660
i wish there were more possums so i could post this in haha

>>723545269
she just playing

>>723544671
AIEEEE I'M GOING INSANE

>>723544438
From what I read North American beavers reproduce a bit faster and seem to be good at populating places without beavers, but European beavers might slightly outcompete them where they overlap.

>>723544846
Because fuck Ukraine.

>>723545271
Fuck you

>>723545682
The decline of European great powers begun roughly after Eurasian beaver was hunted to near-extinction in most European countries in the 19th century.
Coincidence?

>>723541332
It's like a Chao garden.

>>723543006
>The Fox and the Ground(hog)

>>723545580
>NPCs are abused by chinks to rehearse these faggy videos for internet views

>>723546236
Europe lost the mandate of beaver
but with its population restored, it shall rule again, Ohrmazd willing.

Video games?

>>723546351
Shut your fucking mouth

>>723543938
>who's getting the best head?

>>723545271
mods, ban this man.

>>723544438
>due to hunting them for their fur
Ironic, we almost genocided our own beavers, only a few generations earlier.

>>723546410
>shut yer mouf
wop it out

>>723541871
I'm intrigued by the context behind that

>>723544578
They're eurocucks so they probably let the ameriBVLLS fuck their wives.

>>723545271
Well played.

>>723544479
She cute.

>>723546516
>All the dramatic beaver poses
10/10

>>723542535
oh you motherfucker

>>723546516
>the lads amity

>>723544072
How low-T do you have to be to not just grab the beast and slam it against the wall until it learns to not do that?

>>723540660
Guys, please love possums for me. They are so cute if you look closely. Much like skunks. Who has the webm of the skunk momma walking up with three lil skunk babes to investigate a mans shoe?

>>723540690
>adult swim

>>723545565
>>Boss starts to break down the arena to use as a weapon
What are some games that actually do this?

>>723545542
>NPC prove smarter than the developers intended

>>723545271
this is mean :(

>>723546897
Almost every MGR boss

>>723546606
hehe kissy fish

>>723546940
You can see the hyena similarities there

>>723545271
Fuck you

>>723546991
im waiting for the winter sale to play the metal gear series

>>723540063 (OP)
From all the backyard cam videos I've seen, skunks appear quite stupid and think everything is after them.

>>723547032
stinky

>>723547032
Uh oh, stinky!

>>723547130
you would be paranoid too if your main defence was just liquid ass

>>723547173
cute family

>>723546897
Time Crisis 2
Zombie Revenge
Dynamite Cop
Vindictus
Gauntlet
MK Shaolin Monks

>>723546516
i googled it and there are two different versions of this painting (which is from the 2000s) for some reason and pic related is way fucking worse somehow

>>723547302
that fish is an asshole

Follow me
Set me free

>>723546628
>Your level isn't high enough to use this item

>>723546861
I would absolutely train one of those imitating bird with frightening howling

>>723547342
lmao catholic beaver

>>723547331
Shit, I even played Dynamite Cop with a friend a little while ago. I guess it was forgettable.

>>723547224
God they're so cool

The tiny Bluestreak cleaner wrasse fish have been proven to be able to recognize their mirror images and understand that it is just a reflection to themselves.
I wonder what it feels like to be among the smartest 1% of fauna as an animal whose existence is all about eating parasites off the other fish in coral reefs.

>>723547342
>>723547447
Ecce Castor!

>>723547529
He looks freaking stupid to me

>>723545368
You fucked up, it didn't say it would happen tonight.

>>723547576
He looks like a power-up

>>723543006
>Portal 2

>>723545271
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>723547576
He looks like he's got a backpack and is on his way to school, about to get molested by a snail pedophile

>>723542669
For some reason, Huskies are fourth or fifth after Pitbulls, Rotweillers, and German Shepherds for killing people.

Weirdly, unlike the other deadly breeds, they only seem to target babies and toddlers.

>>723544471
that was mostly the French tbf, Anglo settlers were just farming like every other British colony

>All thes amazing animal video soon overtaken by AI
oh God, I don't mind video game ruined by AI but ruining video is too much for humanity

>>723547671
thats because their pack and prey drive is insanely high

>>723547726
there is at least 1 ai video in this thread and you didnt even notice

>>723546314
this
fucking hate china

>>723547718
cutie

>>723547718
the fact there's a big space heater box named the Baby Warm makes me a lil sad for some reason. not that it exists but that there's a necessary market for it

>>723542676
Otters are pretty degenerate even when they limit their sexual predation to other otters.

>>723544193
does he like standing on his tail or not
this nib is fidgety I can't read him

>>723540063 (OP)
wtf

>>723547825
Lemme guess, this>723547010

>>723540660
Trash animals are actually not complete without foxes.
You might think I'm wrong, you might think they're cute.
There are like three foxes in the area that dig through our dumpsters virtually every night because the residents in my area are fucking filthy and leave trash outside the dumpster and don't close that shit up ever.

>>723547896
You just...

>>723546524
All predator X prey interactions in the wild are made by paid actors. This is a rare off-duty recording

>>723547994
GET
DOWN

>>723545580
What the hell, why are they using face filters on dogs?

>>723545682
why do you post shitty ai "enhanced" pictures of real photos??

>>723546606
I can hear this webm
>*mwah* ho ho! *mwah* ho ho! *mwah* ho ho! *mwah* ho ho!

>>723548062
there probably isn't an original unedited photo, anon. cell phones do that shit automatically now. samsung started turning any white circle into the moon and everyone else just jumped on the ai bandwagon

>Dogfags
>Foxfags
>Wolffags
>Coyotefags
>Horsefags
>Capybarafags
>Bobrfags
Funny. /v/ is always posting the reddit animals.

>>723542306
that beaver is fed wood pellets because he has no teeth

>>723548167
not so fast

>>723547903
Pallas cats stand on their tails to keep their pawpads warm, he's just trying to get comfy

>>723546524
just composite one vid of the deer passing by the camera with one of the puma and offset them by a second or so

>>723541085
i remember fapping to leopard MMDs on niconico

>>723545271
What a faggot

>>723548263
god i hate bugs

>>723548150
the photo is older than ai, so someone dragged it through a shitty filter

>>723543006
>buy co op only game
>ask friend if he wants to play using the free friend pass
>he didnt respond

>>723548167
this might be more your thing

>>723547896
ONE MIGHT INQUIRE

>>723548357
>cleptophant

>>723548282
>SMT demon negotiation

>>723548364
Why did he do it?

>>723546516
Bober nieeeeeee

>>723548145
lmao but that's more like >enemies don't play by the rules

>>723548228
"FUCK YOU I'M AN ANTEATER"

>>723547173
better with audio

>>723540063 (OP)
There should be a VN where these 3 anthros come and harass you at night but you can get revenge by raping them.

>>723540063 (OP)
Tranimal thread

Don't mind me. Just pirating this blood.

>>723548139
benis :DDDD

>>723548717
kek

>>723548228
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

>>723543696
what do you think it feels like to have your shit pulled out of you like that?

>>723547669
settle down arararararararagi

>>723542676
.....no

>>723547718
>so what do you do at work?

>>723549070
ayy lmao

>>723548357
>>723548546
>>723548610
they just keep getting away with it

>>723547797
damn that guy got outsmarted by a bird

>>723541332
me playing zoo tycoon putting every animal in the same pen

>>723549070
sometimes I wonder if those blind animals are truly entirely blind, or if there's some remnants of their eyes left, a few light sensitive cells connected by a vestigial nerve buried under skin

and then when we shine light on them they're forced to experience something they no longer have any concept for

>>723549220
ai slop pls delet

post owls

>>723547994
>SPD vs SPD

>>723549070
>metabolism so low they can remain still for up to seven years at a time
What a strange creature.

>>723540690
>"I can help build!"
>"no you can't"

>>723548167
>toxotranny
>calling any other animal "Reddit"

>>723542669
why?

>>723549213
Apparently they still have enough to sense light and move away from it.

>>723549224
That's a very patient baby.

>>723549407
hating animals is a brown skinned thing

>>723547059
It's related to martens

>>723540918
They play only one single singular game? Whoah

>>723549446
the doctor?

>>723549407
>it's a woman doing that
What a cunt.

>>723548325
>manlytears shows off his pet mouse

>>723541840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5jvBxLZLwk

>>723549462
>tripfag joins the thread

>>723549462
intelligence vs wisdom

>>723549138
Why did he do it?

>>723546739
Oh i love possums, but i aint doing it for you

>>723549462
>when you don't take the bait but they keep giving (you)s.

>>723549441
Ironically enough it's usually toxotrannies that resort to animal gore if you push them hard enough so yeah, that checks out.

>>723549275
I don't think it's AI

>>723548167
>>723549407
You're not fooling anyone.

>>723545271
eat shit, also it should've been a beaver.

>>723549298
the forbidden beans

>>723544479
these things are unnecessarily cute

>>723549587
Got banned from the ocean server for yelling racial slurs

>>723544438
Im just imagining some zoologist reviewing beaver data and then just going "whoops"

>>723540660
>that sunoco sign

>>723549671
you really need to take your meds man

>>723549425
He's just like me.

>>723549681
Neither are you. We all know what you are.

>>723549462
it really is funny how one of these birds is among the smartest animals on the planet, and the other one of the dumbest birds

>>723547797
He nearly threw it by not going middle as his third move, that would have been a guaranteed win.

>>723549810
whats with all the trash

>>723547896
I'm tired of knowing, bros...

>>723549809
From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele...

>>723542535
I loved James Pond...

>>723548546
>SAAAR, WE NEED TO HURRY. MY BOSS IS GONNA FIRE ME
They realize they encourage this behavior everytime they give them food, right?

>>723549138
>>723549587
>>723549729
>say word
>ecosystem stolen

>>723549890
Damn dude that's crazy moose are no joke

>>723549890
thats one soulless house

>Force spawn enemy outside of its normal range
>AI glitches out

>>723544216
>doggo doing his best to help
GNJYW

>>723547010
>thats a huge wave, oh no, this cant get worse

>>723549991
>that intense need to create and build
ARYANimal