Thread 723548476

>girl joins the game
>she's actually got skills and kicks ass
>match ends
>"gg later dudes"

>>723548476 (OP)
>she's actually got skills and kicks ass
That's when your scenario turned absurd and you lost all credibility

Classic thread

>>723548476 (OP)
Ill take things that never happened for 500 Alex

>>723548476 (OP)
I haven't heard a girl on voicechat in fucking ages, but to be fair I only (and like once or twice) played CS2 in the last five years when it comes to multiplayer and only eastern european incels play that game

>girl is on vc
>its only because her bf is in the stack
>he's carrying her and she drags the rest of the team down

this has been my experience

>>723548476 (OP)
YWNBAW

>>723548476 (OP)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFmafcoUPqI

>>723548476 (OP)
there is not a single girl in existence or history that has ever been good at video games

>>723550227
I used to run a pvp guild in wow and we had this one druid healer girl (her bf played a warrior) who was actually extremely good at her role, literally the second best pvp healer I had ever played with under any circumstance, 2400+ rated in early wotlk before the massive rating inflation that came in cata

>>723548476 (OP)
Video games?

Clara is pretty good at video games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXmPqKDWQOA

Lol.

>>723550227
Yes.
Lol.

>>723550305
how sure are you on a scale from 1 to 100 that it really was a woman(female)

>>723548667
I always hate when Amerisharts reference this, literally no one outside of your country knows what that even fucking means

>>723548476 (OP)
>actually got skills and kicks ass
>girl
ywnbaw.

>>723550773
100, for reasons
she was also goth and didn't start drama, truly a unicorn by every single metric
as they say, it's the exception to the rule that proves the rule, so the reality is women still suck at video games 99% of the time, I've never met another biofem who's been anywhere near half decent at anything game related ever

I have 2 girls on my friends list that are higher ranked than me in every fps we play so this happens a lot

>>723550305
>>723550959
to add, she was also only good at being a healer, she couldn't do anything else, thankfully she only wanted to heal so it wasn't really a problem

>>723551013
>thankfully she only wanted to heal
ah, can't escape your nature in the end

>>723550698
What was she trying to do here? Shouldn't it be obvious that viewers can see the cheats too?

>>723551130
she obviously didnt realize OBS was picking up the cheat overlay, dumb tranimeposter

I'll take 'things that never happened' for 400 please Alex!

>>723551216
Here's a super simple way to stop streamers cheating with visual aids:
>They (Streamer) must run an official platform sponsored and monitored code backed streamer overlay when streaming said game that can see everything running on your machine through admin controls.
>They can automatically investigate your shit, you fucked up? Too bad its on you.
>There's an AI Anti-Cheat watching your every move during the livestream.
Imagine how many stream fags will stop streaming because they know they are cheating.

>>723548476 (OP)
Girls can game too. Just look at Scarlett.

>>723548476 (OP)
>girl joins the game
>she actually got skills and kicks ass
>instantly think: "that's a man"
>check profile
>it's a tranny
mfw

>>723551374
23 is a man. And if you include him I'm gonna assume half of the list is mentally ill men as well.

I wonder how does it feel for these top gaming trannies to realize that they're a walking proof that sexes aren't the same and that they're not women.

Being dexterous means you're not a woman. Being good at video games or merely interested in video games means you're not a woman.

>>723551374
>Hostyn grew up in Kingston, Ontario,[2] and played games as a hobby during school and began to enter tournaments in 2011, leading to her career as a professional player. Hostyn is a transgender woman, and has said that her gender identity has "absolutely no relevance" to how she plays and that she has "always tried to make it a complete non-issue"

#1 on your list. imagine unironically believing that a woman could be good at a game like Starcraft

>girl joins the game
>she's awful and drags the whole team down
>wonder how she's even at this rank, no one says anything cause it's a girl
>we lose

>>723553247
fuck off indian, what value did that even add to this thread

>>723550969
I can't imagine being such a pathetic beta male that women beat me in video games. Unironically might end my own life

>girl joins the game
>gets on VC
>it's not a girl at all

>>723548476 (OP)
>girl

>>723548476 (OP)
This never happens. Stop spreading bullshit. They are either on supp characters or below average 99.9999 times out of ten.

>>723553520
I'm good at other things.

>girl joins the guild
>every single loser simps for her
>some stupid drama happens
>guild dies shortly after
This is why I only join gay guilds

>>723553825
did your dad tell you this as he was balls deep in your mouth?

>Valorant comes out
>promises it's more inspired by CS 1.6
>every creator and their grandmother baits people into playing it for their paycheck
>skip playing it for years
>finally get into FPS ASSFAGGOTS
>have to play casual matches to a certain level to play ranked
>in two back to back casual games there's a girl on the team
>they're bottom of the scoreboard
>essentially cheerleading using the fake egirl voice for everyone carrying them
>realize Valorant is actually just a dating game
>the two matches I played barely gave me xp realize I'd have to play too much casual to get into ranked
>quit
I don't think I've ever had competent women in my games. However, they at least weren't some fake version of a girl trying to bait people into e-dating.

>>723550823
I have that show in my cunt and Im not american

>>723548476 (OP)
>Then you woke up in a puddle.

>>723548476 (OP)
>Heh, now ill sit back and wait for those friend requests.. god im so desirable...

>>723550227
In the least incel sexist way imaginable: I have NEVER met a chick who had a gaming history that was even remotely normal. It's never "My dad showed me fallout 2" or "i grew up on tf2 and dota". It's -always- apex, stardew and whatever else twitch tells them to play through trends

>>723554226
>"Skill" based game
>Cosmetics worth hundreds of dollars that can be gifted
>Not immediately popular with the average chick
Peak grifting thot territory. "Omg $500 gloves for lil me? UwU"

>>723554178
No... I'm good at math.

>>723554346
at least stardew is a genuinely good game, but I have a feeling women play it for le heckin romance instead of the autistic optimization

>>723548476 (OP)
jesuis christ. Even anon's imagination is pathetic

I only encountered a single girl who "got skills" in my gaming career. Cleared three Ultimates in FFXIV with her. She was still the worst of the group.

>>723548476 (OP)
>Nose ring
worthless person

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/joins%20%22gg%20later%20dudes%22/
what did he mean by this

What an idiot!

https://youtu.be/EGZAWiN75As

>>723548476 (OP)
she exists, she's also brainrotted and chopped, washed and unc frfr ong https://www.twitch.tv/gamergirl

>>723554428
like working out the circumference of your dads dick with your mouth?
or how many times he has to cum to fill your belly?
its roughly 1000 but you already knew that didnt you

>>723548786
>the dude is not actually the bf
>gets very defensive when you comment about his duo

>>723550823
literally every western country has similar game shows you brown turd

found a lot of girls in Vermintide 2

>>723554346
That's funny. My wife grew up with n64